Nathan for You - Season 3 Edit

A "bubble gum and sunshine" view of the world.

A 400 pound person to ride.

A alien tried to to pull him into the sun.

A death defying wire walk,

A dedicated Man Zone where guys can chill and relax

A diagnosis of insanity.

A few more hours, would it all just burn to a crisp?

A flying scarecrow

A full 3 D laser scan of Corey's face.

A goddess sitting right in front of me.

A horse can carry is 220 pounds,

A hotel client might get into

A little bit much for a...

A little confused at what's

A lot about fitness.

A lot of zippers.

A major business opportunity.

A massive company like Best Buy,

A mother effin' beer.

A plus sized man was able to ride a horse.

A popular outerwear company based out of my hometown

A real love story between you guys,

A real relationship.

A routine physical to make sure he was fit enough

A South Pasadena electronics store

A team of experts rigged a 3/4 inch steel wire

A third wheel, you know?

A tie. Nice shoes.

A while ago I was working with a jungle child

About him, as my plan would soon require me

About his sex life.

About L.A.'s hottest new smoking destination

About the darkest moments of history in a retail store.

About the dress code. Yeah.

About the one thing that's on every guy's mind.

About the performances of my romantic leads.

About the threesomes he has with his brother,

About the wire walk from one of the

About the workout and its founder, Jack.

About their kids' potential...

According to Best Buy's own policy,

According to Best Buy's policy,

Achieve it or to get into it.

Across the terrifying 80 foot drop.

Actually operated, I booked us an appointment

Aerial arts expert Richie Gaona.

After all my hard work, I felt sad and rejected.

After all, these ladies could be total kooks.

After presenting the flyer to sales associates,

After saying otherwise to an audience of millions,

After showing him how to use the portable toilet...

Again, you can use this in a court of law.

Against any antiques he might shatter

Against Best Buy, the potential of an ugly courtroom battle

Against the ******* people.

Ah.

Alen Harikian is the owner of Speers TV,

Alen has such a hard time competing with Best Buy

Alen might've said he wanted some TVs at a discounted price,

Alen was on board to move forward with dropping the price

All Emily had to do was catalogue the broken items...

All it is, is just being a male model

All it would take is for one kid to turn pro

All over the world can now ride horseys.

All right, smokers unite.

All right, so that's it.

All right, so... this is him?

All right, welcome.

All right.

All right.

All right. Yeah.

All right. You take it from here, okay?

All six applicants seemed qualified for the job,

All the essentials to make this room

All this talk about funerals and stuff

All we had to do was wait for the first couple to come in

All we need is a beer in our hand

All: Hi. Yeah.

Alligators, little doors...

Almost got me right there! Sometimes I get real close!

Along with expanding the audience section

Amateur tightrope walker Corey Calderwood

Amongst a selection of fleece socks and balaclavas.

Amy, do you want to show her a bit of your Ellen?

An age progression specialist I found on Craigslist,

An armband. Right.

An eight year old child actor named Bradley.

An event that could change a man's life forever.

An extremely compelling spokesman,

An ordinary guy whose life is in a rut.

An up and coming moving company

And a bro by our side, and we are out of the way.

And a couple days later,

And a crowd of spectators began to gather below.

And a few more hours of rehearsal,

And a legal liability waiver signed,

And a part of me is envious that, you know,

And after a bit of promotion...

And after a couple days,

And after an exhaustive search that lasted weeks,

And after doing an official weigh in...

And after each game, I would wait in the parking lot

And after helping him in and showing him how to alert me

And after only 2 1/2 hours,

And after spending some time doing my best to blend in...

And after telling her that a camera crew

And after telling Jack that I'd be secretly watching him

And after that,

And allowing me to go shot for shot with JJ

And also to keep his ethnicity the same, you know.

And although owner Niky Orellana

And amassed a stockpile of helium

And are you still working there?

And as a final precaution,

And as it came to an end,

And as luck would have it,

And as more and more took the stand,

And as the evening fog rolled in over the Malibu Hills,

And asked if I could do a test in one of their ovens.

And became so concerned that they insisted

And because his role as spokesman would be so crucial,

And because it's legal to split lanes in California,

And because she mentioned she liked alternative music,

And before long, he felt like it was ready to be unveiled.

And booked three of them for what I described

And brought in something comfortable for them to put on.

And brought out his brother.

And can I ask, uh, who your distributor is for these?

And check on me periodically, or is it,

And children have actually been found by the police

And comic book stores, looking for people

And convinced David to let us do our first workout

And Corey's grandparents didn't suspect a thing.

And Corey's grandparents looking on below,

And custom body suit were ready,

And distributing them throughout the neighborhood,

And Emily seemed really won over by the idea,

And Eric said he wasn't interested

And Eric said he wasn't interested

And even had some suggestions of his own.

And even though some parents had doubts

And even though the homeowner had a few minor complaints...

And even though the plan was to only cross once,

And even worse, moments later, they left the shop entirely.

And eventually deliver my car to my destination.

And every actor was in the exact right position,

And every customer after that met our dress code

And everybody's they're going directly to the internet.

And feeling great.

And filled the insides with pork bones

And for that aspect, I think it's important.

And for the rest of the trail, tree after tree,

And gave them each the dollar they'd need to buy the TVs

And get a TV for a dollar... Okay.

And get to where I'm going without any delay whatsoever,

And getting some final touch ups.

And give Corey his life back.

And give him a ride home.

And give up on getting Alen his TVs.

And go back to his girlfriend after only four minutes.

And had a new wall constructed to surround this area

And had him record Corey saying a specific

And have their lawyers come after him.

And he seemed like my best shot

And he was really hitting our message home.

And headed over to Burbank Pizzeria

And headed to the client's home

And Heath now weighing in below the 220 pound limit...

And hooked up to giant helium balloons...

And hundreds of hours of relentless practice,