Nathan for You - Season 2 Edit

A blazer.

A cross section of American society

A house clean

A little bit of print mail,

A lot of people just want two people there for two hours,

A premium fee for a service that allows them to have

A private investigator named Brian Wolfe

A small price to pay for a billboard

A spotless home in the time it takes

A T Shirt with a blazer might work.

A turbo clean or anything like that.

A V Neck? Really?

About what you're allowed to put on a gravestone.

Absolutely. (pet sounds)

After a brief negotiation, we agreed that for $2,000,

After consulting with the rabbi,

After the service, one of Pet Haven's employees

All right, guys.

All right, well, you know, that's my opinion.

All right.

All right. Ready, go!

All right. We're gonna do this.

Along with Pet Mania's name and address,

Amazing job. Y'all did a wonderful job.

And a more likable me was starting to take shape.

And after all the maids loaded onto the bus,

And after all the work I had done, I didn't know why.

And after dividing them into groups,

And after some small talk, we got down to business.

And all there was left to do was celebrate

And as the rabbi approached the casket,

And cost us $7,000 to make

And even though I was still getting used to it,

And even though some might just see it as an ad on a gravestone,

And had a few words with him before.

And I graduated from one of

And I parked it at a central location

And I wasn't really being myself.

And let him die of natural causes.

And likely thinking about replacing their dead pets

And mapped out a detailed floor plan of the inside of his house.

And named it Buzz.

And played house for a while.

And seemed to take a liking to Buzz.

And since I'm *******, I hired a rabbi to conduct the service

And some people are gonna take it another way.

And stick it up your ass.

And that gave me an idea that would help Candy Pallares,

And that's why I needed to make a change.

And the next day, I returned to see if Candy

And then it worked.

And they also had some fashion tips to make me more relatable.

And they usually can do a general cleaning of things.

And they're gonna be offended.

And this place was dirty, too, I mean...

And together, we came up with a sure fire plan

And we'll see that in a bit.

And what else?

And who knows? Maybe we could do something

And within minutes, mourners were already taking notice

And, uh, I'm in L.A. training dogs.

And, uh... he's single...

Are you in a relationship right now?

As the week went on, I was able to evolve my style

At Pet Mania.

Aw. When something this cuddly is your product,

Because it's right there in the dirt.

Before I go in tonight to talk to Brian,

Before I went in what do you think of this look?

Blessed are you, Adonai, creator of us all.

Body motions are great.

Brian still didn't like me.

Brian.

But before fully committing to this,

But effective advertising isn't about quantity.

But first...

But for a brief moment in time,

But I think the cleaning itself, I mean, seems like it's doable.

But I took him to a vet just to be sure.

But I'm open to it.

But Jennifer Berardini at Pet Mania in Burbank, California,

But knowing that coordination would be our biggest challenge,

But now, thanks to the advice of a diverse focus group,

But they've never really asked for

But we quickly found a solution to that

But what begins as a desire to have a tidy house

But when wherever Buzz went,

Buzz, your fly.

Buzz.

Buzz's gravestone weighed nearly 3 tons

By bolting down the tables and strapping them in

By offering to clean houses 40 maids at a time,

By putting an ad for Pet Mania on a dead pet's tombstone,

Can I get a little rubby dub dub?

Canada's top business schools

Candy had to head back to the office.

Candy was able to assemble the 40 we needed from her roster.

Candy was intrigued,

Candy would not only double the amount of jobs,

Champagne.

Come on, guys.

Distance themselves from their own suggestions.

Do you know that measurements of this room?

Do you want to go up and say something?

Don't allow advertisements.

Don't be sad. It's okay.

Don't you think that's a little insensitive?

During the course of making my show,

Even though Buzz would be easy to just swat dead,

Even though I was doing all this to help a pet store,

Express yourself with your hands,

Faster. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

For Buzz's final send off.

For my little friend

For this to work, the maids would have to travel together,

Four of her best maids back at the office to be team leaders.

Go, go, go.

Goober just means like a dork, a nerd.

Goober? What's that mean?

Good bye and...

Good luck with your business. I got to scoot, so...

Good one. Good one.

Granted, I've never seen a fly come in here before,

Great job. Come on, guys.

Great looking at the camera. Good job.

Had her individual role down pat.

Have you ever been to a ******* funeral before?

Having a personality that people don't like is bad for business.

Having a professional maid come to your home

He could do some hard work on you.

He quickly became a favorite around the office, too.

He was a friendly pet.

He's not flying anymore.

He's such a great guy for hosting you, huh?

Hello, Buzz.

Helped bury Buzz, and it was time to bring in his gravestone.

Ho ho ho ho!

Hopefully the first of many.

Huh?

Hurry in.

Hurry, hurry, hurry as fast as you can.

I also added an extra incentive to get mourners into the store.

I always do a weak handshake up front

I asked before I went in if this was good.

I assumed he was dead,

I brought Jim in to see if he was satisfied with his clean.

I can put whatever I want on my gravestone.

I can't put it there because these are burial spots,

I could provide it because I have the teams.

I didn't know it was gonna be that low, man.

I don't I wasn't expecting that huge

I doubt you can catch a football.

I first needed to do a test.

I found myself actually feeling a sense a loss

I gave him some rotting food and even a ladybug

I go in front right there?

I greeted my only guest, Salomon,

I guess the biggest part would be kind of coordinating

I hired a focus group that represents

I just wanted to know do I look okay?

I marched into Brian's house to see if my new personality

I mean, money's not the issue on a lot of things, but

I met Buzz, and, um,

I really did feel at peace.

I think a V Neck would go well with you.

I think you'll find this is exactly what we agreed upon.

I tried to make his remaining days somewhat enjoyable.

I want to tell you something, Brian.

I want you to take off the blindfold, okay?

I wanted the service to look as legitimate as possible.

I wanted to put my new personality

I was able to transform into a more likable person.

I was finally able to move forward with my plan.

I was just expecting, like, a natural rock.

I was shocked to discover that the group was trying to

I was so happy to give Pet Mania the attention it deserved.

I was so impressed that I pulled off a rapid house clean,

I went to an engraver to lay out the text for Buzz's headstone

I wonder why he did that.

I'd have to bury a real pet.

I'm doing the mopping under the b the, uh, bed.

I'm gonna go have, I guess, a late snack or something.

I'm not sure why that is, but I know that as a TV host

I'm not sure.

I'm sorry.

I've run into a surprising amount of people

If they want 20 people, 40 people in their house,

In a way, it's kind of it's funny because Buzz was a fly.

In case he wanted something to have sex with.

In order to get a tombstone in a pet cemetery,

In order to get a tombstone in a pet cemetery,

In The Burbank Times they run our ad continuously.

In the end, maybe there was nothing I could do

In the meantime, I began to make arrangements for his funeral.

Is a full day inconvenience. (vacuum humming)

Is it cool, or...

Is one of life's great luxuries.

It could stay forever.

It felt nice thinking that I had a chance.

It hasn't looked this good since we moved in.

It just I don't know how it would work.

It seemed like I had become a better version of me.

It was great meeting you, you know.

It's about location.

It's completely up to you.

It's cool, huh?

It's gonna go really fast.

It's okay if I go to cleaning around here?

It's too low.

It's unconditional love.

Jennifer loved the ad,

Jennifer would have a permanent billboard in a pet cemetery

Jolly!

Knowing that this would have to be executed like clockwork,

Knows that it takes more than just a cute little face

L.A. Is a really tough town (laughing)

Ladies? I don't know if you're rested in any of them.

Last season of my show, I helped

Last time I was here, I was a little nervous.

Let's go, guys. Come on.

Like 500 models of doors you could choose from.

Look at you.

Make it in this competitive world.

Moments later, we arrived at the client's home.

My name is Nathan Fielder,

Nathan, would you like to say a few words?

Nathan. How you doing? How you been?

No one knows to ask for something

No, no, like this way.

Now do you manufacture all the doors in this building?

Now I'm using my knowledge

Now it was just a matter of waiting until Buzz died.

Now saw the potential of my idea.

Now, everyone loves a foot massage, right?

Now, is that a soapy water or is it just

Obviously, I would do this very tastefully

Of a moving box truck.

Of course it was flawed.

Of four people who had agreed to work out of the back

Of The Help maid service in Glendale, California,

Of the pet store.

Offer her customers a speedier clean.

Often turns into a day long dance

Oh, crap.

Oh, great. He looked out at the camera.

Oh, is there something?

Oh, no. More than that.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, yeah? Alone or...

Oh, yeah. This is amazing.

Oh, you wanna clean in here now?

Oh, you're killing me.

Oh. I hope that wasn't me.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. (laughs)

Okay. (laughs)

Okay. Now?

Okay. Well...

Once all 40 maids were out,

Once it was finally in place, we unveiled the design for Mike.

Other tasks, other opportunities.

Over the next week,

Pardon?

Pick up the pace.

Realistically, it hasn't looked this good since I moved in.

Regardless, Jim was very happy with his clean.

Right.

Sandblasted into a 6 foot slab of solid granite,

See you later.

Seriously, if I threw a football at you right now,

Seven in the kitchen, five in the living room...

Share a little bit about Buzz?

She could do in a day, but her customers would likely pay

She, uh, married her ex boyfriend,

Sign advertising, flyers.

So for my final test, I visited Brian at his home

So for the first week of shooting my show this season,

So I came to Jennifer

So I contacted one of the area's biggest pet cemeteries

So I found a guy who was willing to try out the service...

So I guess that makes me in between relationships.

So I guess they'll get that, too, then.

So I had a bus rented and outfitted with branding.

So I thought we could do this again.

So I was going to do my best to care for him

So I've come a long way so far, thanks to you.

So it was all up to me to make this work.

So just to be clear,

So one maid takes four hours.

So tell me about your foot massage parlor.

So the other night, I caught a fly in my kitchen

So there's a lot of money involved.

So this fly has passed away.

So we headed down to the pet cemetery

So you've got the best prices in town.

So, I think the best place for you to advertise

Some people are gonna take it one way,

Something about that felt wrong.

Sometimes he would even stay on my finger

Stepped in dog shit outside and brought it in here, so...

Tell me a little bit about what who we are honoring.

Tell me a little bit about your business.

Thank you very much. Absolutely.

Thank you. Thank you.

That hasn't been invented yet.

That just lost their pets.

That will last over 600 years.

That would be seen by all the people

That would double as the pet store ad.

That's all I know.

That's sweet.

That's when I realized there was a major flaw

The group was absolutely loving who I was now.

The next day, I brought Jennifer to the pet cemetery

The only issue we encountered early on

The plan: For The Help to offer the fastest clean in the country

The Plan: Market to mourners by advertising on a gravestone.

The problem is most pet cemetaries

The sink? Is that gonna take six minutes,

The team leaders assigned each individual maid a specific task.

The V Neck and the blazer.

The V Neck. It's just too low.

Then one day, when I came into work, Buzz wasn't moving.

Then, when I returned to the truck,

There was nothing more I could do to prepare them now.

There you go. Good job.

There's nothing wrong with being a [bleep] nerd.

They deserve applause. They really did a good job.

They put on this little hat.

They told me how to engage with my audience more.

They want to get a new one.

They were able to give me real time feedback on the fly...

This is Nathan For You.

This is you. Be proud of who you are.

This is your pet.

This is your pet.

This morning, we're here to memorialize a loved one,

This new personality was based on the judgment

Through the ultimate test.

To avoid any pushback when I unveiled the gravestone,

To become more in line with their tastes,

To become the guy that everyone loves.

To book a date and a grave plot.

To bring in customers.

To establish that I'm not a threat.

To execute a six minute clean.

To go out and grab a cup of coffee.

To help struggling small business owners

To me, it was also the perfect tribute to a friend.

To meet good people.

To see how they get there at the same time.

To see what he thought of the new me.

To show her what I had done for her business.

To watch my every move from a nearby box truck.

Turn. Face me.

Two maids takes two hours.

Um, well, you know, we were pretty serious

Um...

Um...

Using a hidden ear piece,

V Neck and the blazer.

Was in the hands of a bus full of maids.

Was that it was hard for the group to stay focused

We advertise online,

We also do facial and head, too.

We didn't hit our six minutes exactly.

We have oak.

We have the doors. We have mahogany wood.

We manufacture most of them in this building, yes.

We were 8 minutes and 16 seconds.

We'll treat you the same with the burial.

Well, I know that they always...

Well, I met Buzz

Well, if a customer, I mean, asked for that

Well, it's certainly going to bring people in to the store.

Well, you're gonna learn a lot more about judaism today.

What are you doing... later tonight?

What do you know about judaism?

What do you mean? You didn't like the V Neck?

What do you think of Jim?

What is important is the connection that you have.

What was your last relationship?

What would it cost to keep it? $500?

What's your job?

What's your job?

When someone has a pet, and the pet dies,

Where all the maids could meet.

Where your home isn't fully yours.

While en route to the house, I made sure that each maid

While the truck was moving.

While we were mobile.

While, at the same time, meet the advertising goals

Who wasn't too fond of my natural personality.

Who works in our production office

Why didn't you speak up before?

With 40 maids.

With a house to clean, the next day I had Candy assemble

With a targeted way to reach potential customers.

With Buzz officially declared dead,

With my entire experiment.

With my husband.

With really good grades.

With those encouraging words,

With your husband.

With your shoulders, with anything.

Without flying away.

Would be... at a pet cemetary.

Would there be anyone that would like to

Would win him over.

Wow. That's really cool to hear.

Wow. That's so interesting.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Yeah, yeah. W whatever.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I think somebody

Yeah. It looked terrible.

Yeah. Mike was concerned it was too big.

Yeah. That's sort of a popular style right now.

Yeah. The future of my concept

Yeah. There you go

Yes.

You can get to know the real me.

You can't be second guessing when we're in there.

You know what you are?

You notice there's nothing like that around here.

You remind me of the Wizard of Loneliness.

You seem a bit unsure, so I just

You think you could catch it?

You'd think it would sell itself.

You're dressed, again it fits you perfect,

You're in a [bleep] pink shirt and everything else.

You're playing r really a dangerous game right now.

You're still a goober, but that's just you.

You're very kind, but they did all the hard work.

You've been a nerd your entire life.

40 maids could clean a house in six minutes.

. You know

$2,000. Minimum.

But Mike wasn't impressed. We need to talk about this.

Buzz? Who is my pet fly.

Good to meet you, man. Good to meet you too.

Here? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I could catch the football. You can catch a football?

I guess. Mm hmm.

I seem to rub the wrong way. Take your pizza

I'm a nerd. You know you're a nerd.

in the future. Yeah. Like what?

Is all the... outfit? You look good.

It fits you. Okay. And so this is me.

It will take six minutes? Mm hmm.

Just something yeah. Oh, cool.

Let's do this. Okay.

Mm hm. By that logic,

Nathan. How are you doing?

Nice. Good one.

No. Oh.

Not that low. I asked you guys

Oh, [bleep]! Oh.

Oh, like right here. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay, well... That's cool.

Okay. And this time,

Okay. Okay, when I count to three,

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. That's nice.

Okay. One, two, three.

plain water? Just the water, just clean,

pure just water, yes. Just water.

Right. But there's no law

Thank you. If you're lucky,

That'd be great. Yeah.

That's great. Yeah.

The sink? Mm hm. Yeah.

There you go. Good! Good.

There's not a problem with it. With the arrangements made,

This is good? Yeah. It fits you.

V Neck is this, not here. You guys said

Whoa! Ohh...

Yeah. I doubt it.

Yeah. Uh...

You know what I mean? What are you talking about,

You laughed. Yeah.

you liked the look. It fits you perfectly,

You stand wherever you want. Okay.

You're a nerd. I'm not a nerd.

...that would help me become a more likable host

(chattering)

(clears throat)

(clears throat) Uh...

(drumming continues while women chatter)

(gentle music)

(intense drumming, women chattering)

(intense drumming)

(laughs) Could be.

(pensive piano music)

(sighs) All right.

(speaks Hebrew)

(sweeping orchestration)

(tapping)

(upbeat music)

(whistles)

(women and Jim giggling)

(women speaking Spanish, chattering)

(wood creaking)

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