Nathan for You - Season 2 Edit

A blazer.

A cross section of American society

A house clean

A little bit of print mail,

A lot of people just want two people there for two hours,

A premium fee for a service that allows them to have

A private investigator named Brian Wolfe

A small price to pay for a billboard

A spotless home in the time it takes

A T Shirt with a blazer might work.

A turbo clean or anything like that.

A V Neck? Really?

About what you're allowed to put on a gravestone.

Absolutely. (pet sounds)

After a brief negotiation, we agreed that for $2,000,

After consulting with the rabbi,

After the service, one of Pet Haven's employees

All right, guys.

All right, well, you know, that's my opinion.

All right.

All right. Ready, go!

All right. We're gonna do this.

Along with Pet Mania's name and address,

Amazing job. Y'all did a wonderful job.

And a more likable me was starting to take shape.

And after all the maids loaded onto the bus,

And after all the work I had done, I didn't know why.

And after dividing them into groups,

And after some small talk, we got down to business.

And all there was left to do was celebrate

And as the rabbi approached the casket,

And cost us $7,000 to make

And even though I was still getting used to it,

And even though some might just see it as an ad on a gravestone,

And had a few words with him before.

And I graduated from one of

And I parked it at a central location

And I wasn't really being myself.

And let him die of natural causes.

And likely thinking about replacing their dead pets

And mapped out a detailed floor plan of the inside of his house.

And named it Buzz.

And played house for a while.

And seemed to take a liking to Buzz.

And since I'm *******, I hired a rabbi to conduct the service

And some people are gonna take it another way.

And stick it up your ass.

And that gave me an idea that would help Candy Pallares,

And that's why I needed to make a change.

And the next day, I returned to see if Candy

And then it worked.

And they also had some fashion tips to make me more relatable.

And they usually can do a general cleaning of things.

And they're gonna be offended.

And this place was dirty, too, I mean...

And together, we came up with a sure fire plan

And we'll see that in a bit.

And what else?

And who knows? Maybe we could do something

And within minutes, mourners were already taking notice

And, uh, I'm in L.A. training dogs.

And, uh... he's single...

Are you in a relationship right now?

As the week went on, I was able to evolve my style

At Pet Mania.

Aw. When something this cuddly is your product,

Because it's right there in the dirt.

Before I go in tonight to talk to Brian,

Before I went in what do you think of this look?

Blessed are you, Adonai, creator of us all.

Body motions are great.

Brian still didn't like me.

Brian.

But before fully committing to this,

But effective advertising isn't about quantity.

But first...

But for a brief moment in time,

But I think the cleaning itself, I mean, seems like it's doable.

But I took him to a vet just to be sure.

But I'm open to it.

But Jennifer Berardini at Pet Mania in Burbank, California,

But knowing that coordination would be our biggest challenge,

But now, thanks to the advice of a diverse focus group,

But they've never really asked for

But we quickly found a solution to that

But what begins as a desire to have a tidy house

But when wherever Buzz went,

Buzz, your fly.

Buzz.

Buzz's gravestone weighed nearly 3 tons

By bolting down the tables and strapping them in

By offering to clean houses 40 maids at a time,

By putting an ad for Pet Mania on a dead pet's tombstone,

Can I get a little rubby dub dub?

Canada's top business schools

Candy had to head back to the office.

Candy was able to assemble the 40 we needed from her roster.

Candy was intrigued,

Candy would not only double the amount of jobs,

Champagne.

Come on, guys.

Distance themselves from their own suggestions.

Do you know that measurements of this room?

Do you want to go up and say something?

Don't allow advertisements.

Don't be sad. It's okay.

Don't you think that's a little insensitive?

During the course of making my show,

Even though Buzz would be easy to just swat dead,

Even though I was doing all this to help a pet store,

Express yourself with your hands,

Faster. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

For Buzz's final send off.

For my little friend

For this to work, the maids would have to travel together,

Four of her best maids back at the office to be team leaders.

Go, go, go.

Goober just means like a dork, a nerd.

Goober? What's that mean?

Good bye and...

Good luck with your business. I got to scoot, so...

Good one. Good one.

Granted, I've never seen a fly come in here before,

Great job. Come on, guys.

Great looking at the camera. Good job.

Had her individual role down pat.

Have you ever been to a ******* funeral before?

Having a personality that people don't like is bad for business.

Having a professional maid come to your home

He could do some hard work on you.

He quickly became a favorite around the office, too.

He was a friendly pet.

He's not flying anymore.

He's such a great guy for hosting you, huh?

Hello, Buzz.

Helped bury Buzz, and it was time to bring in his gravestone.

Ho ho ho ho!

Hopefully the first of many.

Huh?

Hurry in.

Hurry, hurry, hurry as fast as you can.

I also added an extra incentive to get mourners into the store.

I always do a weak handshake up front

I asked before I went in if this was good.

I assumed he was dead,

I brought Jim in to see if he was satisfied with his clean.

I can put whatever I want on my gravestone.

I can't put it there because these are burial spots,

I could provide it because I have the teams.

I didn't know it was gonna be that low, man.

I don't I wasn't expecting that huge