The Hot Chick (2002) Soundboard Edit

A really big, disgusting spider

Aaah! Here we go. I'm sorry. Give me that.

Aah

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Carol! Carol! Please!

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Ohh!

Agh!

Ah!

And I know where we can find him.

Anything yet?

April, you look so beautiful tonight

April...

Ay yi yi!

Barfing more.

Because you are.

Before I soak my panties.

Bianca!

Bianca.

Billy.

Billy...

Boys are cheats and liars.

Bye bye.

Class valedictorian...

Come on

Come on, bring it!

Do you remember after the homecoming game...

Dude, there's Jessica

Emotional scarro... disgusting.

Ew!

Five

Get in the way of our friendship, are we?

Go to... hell.

Good luck at the cheer competition.

Hang on a sec.

Hello?

Help yourself to some nachos.

Here

Here's a bizarre story for you..

Hey

Hey... aren't you that chick

Hi, there. I miss you.

Honey, if you don't want her as your mama,

Honeybees, all right! Whoo!

Honeybees!

How did this happen?

How do you know for sure, anyway?

Huh! Ha!

Huh?

I agree with that. The roses look like shit.

I don't know how I could ever thank you.

I feel like I haven't talked to her in days

I gave you that locket around your neck

I got to hit the head

I got to pee. Ooh, I got to pee

I gotta hit the little girls' room

I had to cut back on account of the bloating.

I lf you're not gonna help me, I I'm gonna do it myself.

I love her.

I mean, interesting.

I think I may have lost my job as gardener

I told you I'm not having sex with you.

I told your mom you're going on that ski trip,

I tried everything. Nothing worked.

I want a dance from you!

I'm used to it.

I've got cheerleading competition, the prom.

I've got hair everywhere..

If I don't make it in time...

It really is!

It's a Latin based form of witchcraft.

It's hopeless

It's me..

It's meant to be

Jess, what are you doing?

Jessica, honey, is everything all right?

Jessica!

Jessica!

L to the l to the N to the G.

Let's show that man of yours what he's been missing

Let's think.

Ling Ling, look!

Ling Ling!

Ling Ling!

Look, uh..

Look...

Love's when you can't even imagine

Might as well be separate countries.

Minimum wage for a maximum loser.

Mister...

Mmm. Surprisingly, yes.

Mom!

Nice

No!

No.

No.

Not too tight, but enough to let it know you're the boss.

Nothing.

Now, if you'll just fill out the security portion here

Number one!

Oh, hi.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah. That's beautiful.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Uhh

Ohh!

Ohh! Ugh! Oh!

Ohhhh.

Okay

Ooh! I wouldn't have done that

Ow!

Ow.

Really?!

Remember, if you shake it more than twice,

Remember, the scorpion on her back.

See that fly?

Show me what you got!

Si, si.

Ski rash.

So you're saying that you had nothing to do with this.

Sorry

Sorry. Richie Spencer.

Special dreams?

Stop banging those drums!

Sweet as cand y!

Teenageros.

Thank you, Billy.

Thank you, honey!

Thanks.

That's good.

The prom's in three days.

There's a myth

There's no one I'd rather be with here tonight

This is by far the worst day of my life!

This stuff makes me feel so proud to be African American

This would be very unnatural for me

To get over your new job as an exotic dancer.

Too late, dude

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Ohh!

Um... how much do I owe you?

W..

Wanna be?

We'd be going at it, and she could still find a way

Weekends... loan you my body.

Well, then you wouldn't mind writing us some passes

Well?

Wh..

What about the class trip to Six Flags?

What do you think?

What kind of gay club is this?

What?

What?

What? What, what?

What's he doing?

Where do you keep your weed, though?

Who's gonna pay for that, asshole?

Who's next on the list?

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why don't you just take a picture?

Would you mind?

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, tonight's ladies' night, and we all get in for free!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yes, she is.

Yes, you are!

Yes...

You are the only boy who makes my heart

You asshole!

You bitch!

You can do it! Come on!

You give me that earring! Give me that earring!

You have no idea

You know how when I touch you there,

You know, it's scary sometimes.

You ready, Hildenburg?

You should've seen it

You sure?

Aaah!

Ew!

Help!

Hey, Ling Ling!

Hi! Hey, baby.

I'm in here!

Oh!

Oh.

Ooh, yeah! Yeah!

Shut up o. I was scrubbing

Ugh! Aah!

Whoo!