Sex and the City - Season 2 Edit

A "good on paper guy" is a guy with great credentials...

A 25 year old virgin was getting me a Cosmopolitan.

A big bed.

A big rock.

A big thing?

A big yellow umbrella. You can come by and say hello

A big, hard rock.

A big, throbbing, rock hard sausage.

A bottle of their best champagne later...

A bribe, so, you'II hang out and talk

A bride four weeks from her wedding has no time to meet for coffee,

A caste that from coast to coast, rich and poor...

A casual meal with Eric from yoga...

A chapter entitled:

A Christian soap opera?

A couple of those dancers were on wires.

A few days later on the way home, Charlotte couldn't help but notice...

A few days later, I realized you could change a man.

A few moments later, emboldened by our conversation...

A few nights later, after a late show of Gimme Shelter at the Waverly...

A frequent guest on MSBNC, Kevin was not just argumentative...

A fuck buddy is a guy you dated once or twice and it didn't go anywhere...

A fucking class?

A genetically mutant strain of single men that fed on Zabar's...

A glamorous city like New York offers a sea of single and fabulous things...

A good coach disciplines and criticizes.

A good coach encourages and motivates.

A guy doesn't call you for three days and you're ugly?

A half hour later, and I was back at Big's, the site of so many past little deaths.

A hard rock.

A Iazy ovary?

A Iittle bit.

A Iittle uptight.

A Iot of women fake it and until five minutes ago...

A Iot of wonderful artists worked as bartenders for years.

A key?

A mere two days after I had said, "I love you"...

A mineral water.

A month.

A pleasure. I've heard so many wonderful things about you.

A plus, B, D, incomplete.

A real shot in the arm for my sexual self esteem.

A really big bill.

A regular?

A sex column.

A sex schedule? Very romantic!

A surprisingly fabulous combustion that no one saw coming

A threesome in absentia.

A toast.

A toxic bachelor and the owner of Thorn, a downtown restaurant...

A very active secret sex life on the Internet as "Rick9Plus. "

A week and three non dates later...

A week later, Charlotte finally got her chance to break in the new merchandise.

A week later, I kept my date with Dr. G, celebrity shrink.

A week later, Miranda threw Jeremy a going away party.

A wo man!

A woman's anatomy is a Iittle more complicated

A young 72.

Aaron Melman.

About that....

About the same time, we went out to our favorite bar...

About three weeks ago when I saw them at Cafe M.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Who we are in bed is who we are in Iife.

Across the airshaft.

Across town, it was 2:00 a.m. and Miranda was no closer to sleeping.

Across town, Samantha was facing her own uncertain future.

Actually, I was thinking you seem very happy.

Actually, I'm going off it.

Actually, in Thor's case, it was more Iike being branded.

Actually, it is. Something Iike 85% aren't circumcised.

Actually, l feel great. l slept on the plane for once.

Actually, no.

Actually, no.

Actually, that wasn't an invitation. It was just restaurant chitchat.

Actually, this whole house smells Iike mildew.

Actually, we're still dating.

Aesthetics are important to me.

After a break up, certain streets, locations...

After a few "get to know each other" phone calls...

After a few weeks of not seeing Big...

After a week of being a social pariah...

After all this time, you don't have so much as a drawer there?

After all, he'd been so sweet and attentive with the bread.

After an impressive six course dinner...

After breakfast, Charlotte and I went shopping.

After dinner, Harrison invited Samantha up to see his view.

After dinner, I stood on my third step trying to work him.

After I left my friends, I found myself pulled to the site of the engagement party.

After I rewire your Iamp, I'm out of here.

After I sleep with them, I completely Iose interest.

After Jeremiah got fired, we celebrated downtown...

After Miranda was done saving her own life...

After Rick9Plus went home...

After spending too much time and attention on men...

After two months, despite all his sweetness and charm...

After two years.

After two yoga classes and a hit of the best Hawaiian gold she could find...

After we do it in the morning, he wants to Iie there with me.

After we finish with the Iighting, we'II move to the kitchen

After we have a cigarette...

After we made love, I knew it was over.

After we talked Miranda in from the ledge, I met Patrick for a movie.

After what he did to you?

After what seemed like an eternity of not quite fitting together, we suddenly fit.

After work they went back to her place where Steve, the bartender...

Again.

AIan Miller's phone.

AIec, I've gotta go. I'II keep you posted, okay?

AII I have to do is try the shoes on?

AII I'm saying is, uncut men are the best. They try harder.

AII Iast night and I'm just....

AII marriage did was convince him he hated committing.

AII men are. That's why you have to just stake out some territory.

AII my rules just went right out the window.

AII of the other times?

AII press needs to be cleared through me.

AII right, buddy. It's go time.

AII right, I get it, no jobs of any kind.

AII right, I'II just get us a cab, okay?

AII right, it's a problem. But you'II work it out.

AII right, maybe I have.

AII right, somebody puked on the deck.

AII right, Sugar Ray, the bed's all yours.

AII right, that's enough!

AII right, then I'II go.

AII right, well.

AII right, you know what?

AII right! I did it! Sex without beer!

AII right.

AII right.

AII right. In case of emergency, only.

AII right. Yeah, okay.

AII righty.

AII righty. I promise, no funny stuff.

AII the great places are taken by January.

AII the women I've slept with have been faking it?

AII these brownstones are over 100 years old.

AII these people have jobs and pay their bills.

AII we talk about anymore...

AIice told me so many nice things about you.

AImost five years at this gallery. What do you do?

AIone?

AIthough, he does have this sweet side. You just don't know him very well.

AIways, in the rain.

Alan Miller was a divorced architect she met in aisle three at the Food Emporium.

All her life, Charlotte had imagined doing exactly that

All I knew is that it felt somehow illicit.

All I knew was Big and I had been reincarnated...

All over town, people were getting lucky.

All right? You know I do.

All she could do for Javier House was construct it.

All the fashion heavy hitters were there.

All these years faking to myself that I was happy being single.

Alligators in the sewer, pets in the microwave...

Although neither of them could admit that a dog saved their marriage.

Although she'd made some good points, I stopped seeing Dr. G immediately.

Am I expecting too much?

Am I really that good in bed?

Am I wrong?

Am l in there? No, of course not.

Amazing

Amazing.

Amazingly, Samantha was still with James. A monogamous relationship...

Amen.

An excellent first date pedigree.

An hour and a half later, crippled by our inability to look away from a car crash...

An hour and a half, tops.

An hour later, adrift in a sea of Italian wool crepe...

An hour later, I had solved the unsolvable friendship equation.

An hour later, my Arabian Nights fantasy...

An hour later, Samantha had her first Big Mac...

An incredible woman who must be drunk because she just agreed to marry me!

An ophthalmologist I once faked orgasms with.

Ancient history. I'm the one with the power now.

Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.

Ancient man left cave drawings to prove they existed.

Ancient man only Iived till 30.

And a few nights later, John and I went out for a movie.

And across town, Miranda was late for the firm dinner.

And all they want is these big flaming drinks.

And as a result, they can talk to me about anything.

And at 4:00 a.m., I decided he couldn't sleep either.

And because he had a lot of time, he had a lot of tools.

And besides, going through something Iike that makes him more sensitive.

And by the way, if Luke is a freak, Ben is bound to be a freak, too.

And by the way, never never call me again.

And Charlotte learned you don 't have to rely on men 's affections...

And Charlotte met a deadline head on.

And Cindy got tired of Matthew's idiotic jokes and incessant market chatter.

And confused.

And downtown, in the Meatpacking District...

And finally, the most important break up rule:

And get me Richard Johnson, ASAP.

And he brought a girl!

And he had the nerve to invite you.

And he hates the ballet.

And he just comes right over?

And his answer was l do

And honey, you should have seen my tan.

And I actually managed to hold onto those friendly feelings, until....

And I completely fell apart.

And I didn't stop at that.

And I don't care!

And I don't Iike them. And they Iive in Pennsylvania.

And I hid.

And I just cannot believe this is happening, again!

And I just had my nails done.

And I only groped your husband's flat preppy ass at that benefit...

And I realized how close this whole thing is to really blowing up.

And I typed all his short stories for him when he was 12. Duncan, Iook.

And I wasn 't gonna rest until I found it.

And I...

And I'II have every unlisted 212 number in Manhattan

And I'm more forgiving and realistic about human nature.

And I'm what they call a prime number.

And if he asks, he thinks I'm 27.

And if it was...

And if so, can we date outside our caste?

And in a bed across town....

And in the meantime, we always have Manhattan.

And in the spirit of psychological health and not playing games...

And in three days, it will be in my face and I will Iook fabulous.

And it didn't feel weird at all.

And it doesn't stop there.

And it needs to be watered.

And it was then that the most freaky thing happened.

And it's my personal belief, I Iapsed into a coma.

And it's not your fault because I never say it.

And Jeremy would have fallen in love with me.

And just like that, I broke my pattern.

And just like that, I had untied myself from Mr. Big.

And just like that, Miranda got hit by Old Faithful.

And just like that, Samantha made her very first male friend.

And just then, a huge liability walked by.

And l couldn't even get a guy to be on a card with me.

And last year, it was Miranda.

And like every good coach...

And maybe I hog my bed.

And maybe that was the biggest change of all.

And my date for the evening was Samantha.

And none the wiser.

And now he's obsessed with watching me.

And now you wise guy, come on, it's your turn.

And now, we have a very special treat.

And p.s., does he work for Nestle?

And pass off my tears as tears ofjoy for the happy couple.

And remember Iadies:

And right after Miranda picked up EIizabeth I by Jasper Riley...

And right then, my summer romance made his appearance, right on schedule.

And Samantha is trouble

And she took a copy of my Rolodex. Do you think I can sue?

And something else.

And sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.

And speaking of wild...

And suddenly it hit me: two people were committing to a life together

And that evening, in my first act as a mentor...

And that was that.

And that's when I realized, Big was nervous.

And that's when Janet called her friend Charlotte.

And the "we" I'm referring to right now...

And the down payment's coming from your father?

And their version of "we" is "me and my dick."

And then everything I so firmly believed was promptly blown to pieces.

And then go home, and call me tomorrow.

And then I realized it.

And then I realized...

And then she'd call me at 3:00 a.m., "I Iove you."

And then The Amazing Tattooed Man made love to me.

And then the next thing I know, you hate my music.

And then there was the time I never expected to say it.

And then they made us stop because they said that it glorified warfare.

And then to Samantha's surprise and delight...

And then, at five minutes to my last scheduled hour...

And then, just like that, she was a woman again.

And there it was, pity.

And there it was.

And there it was. I guess we were back together officially.

And there, in the shadow of my island...

And there's the person who never responds.

And they did it again in the morning.

And they're just saying, "Come on in."

And this would be the nonjudgment part?

And to clear up the confusion...

And tonight, it's "S & M. "

And tore up Iittle pieces of bread.

And two people who met a week ago announced their engagement.

And was personally responsible for the demise of at least 70 social lives.

And watch out for the thorns.

And we'II always regret that Iast summer we didn't spend together in the Hamptons.

And what about the plant?

And what about your music?

And what happens when you meet somebody else?

And what is so awful about spending a week here and there...

And when he does, you project this huge fantasy on him...

And while sexually, I feel that I am straight...

And with that gentle nudge from her new pal...

And you guys all have one?

And you never did.

And you should see his squat thrusts. I'm just gonna say hello.

And you thought of me? I'm flattered.

And you told me right to my face.

And you won't be alone forever.

And you're good at that, aren't you, Samantha?

And you're guaranteed delivery within Manhattan in six hours or Iess.

And, of course, someone to love.

And?

And?

And?

Anka and I are giving it another shot.

Annoying, yes. Dangerous, no.

Another beer for you?

Another choice is how to deal with an ex boyfriend.

Another double vodka rocks for the birthday girl.

Another thing about twenty something girls is they're very considerate.

Another year older

Answer it!

Any chance I could persuade you to take another ride?

Anyone there you can fuck?

Anyone who's single in Manhattan gets a little freaked out from time to time

Anything else feels Iike make believe.

Apparently Charlotte's week went a little better than mine.

Apparently the men in the dating world had devolved since the last time I visited.

Apparently the view left a little to be desired.

Apparently, all the time Ned needed was 45 minutes.

Apparently, Charlotte and I were the inappropriate ones.

Apparently, everyone in Manhattan wanted to be "in Denial."

Apparently, he had flung himself elsewhere.

Apparently, Samantha was wrong.

Apparently, Sandy was not feeling as charitable as her husband.

Apparently, the other patrons aren't bothered at all.

Are all men freaks?

Are New Yorkers evolving past relationships?

Are there still certain things in a relationship one should never say?

Are they in the Evelyn Wood plan, too?

Are they really that different?

Are those recreational, because this drink isn't doing it for me.

Are we faking entire relationships?

Are we faking more than orgasms?

Are we masochists or optimists, if we continue to walk that fine line?

Are we okay?

Are we secretly being graded every time we invite someone to join us in it?

Are we still just friends?

Are we thinking about it or should I go in on that?

Are we willing to believe anything to date?

Are you a dirty girl?

Are you actually going to do this?

Are you allowed to talk to me Iike that?

Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause if

Are you Charlotte? l'm Marin Healey. l'll be walking you down the aisle.

Are you friends with these people?

Are you gay?

Are you gay?

Are you hungry? Because I am.

Are you implying I'm some kind of Lewinsky?

Are you making fun of me?

Are you my new neighbor?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you saying that a straight woman and a gay woman can't be friends?

Are you seeing this? He never even looked at me!

Are you still there?

Are you still there?

Are you sure you're ready to get killed all over again?

Are you sure? You didn't come.

Are you telling me that you are seriously capable of having sex with a senior?

Are you telling me that you've never had sex with a man?

Aren't they clever?

Aren't you Ieaving him?

As Charlotte began to swim in visions of family summers in Kennebunkport...

As Charlotte put her boot in the stirrup...

As for Big and me....

As for me, after I was recycled...

As for me, rather than sort through the half off bin...

As he made his way through the crowd, I felt calm.

As I hung up, I realized I had been placed in a classic no win situation.

As I hung up, I realized I had been placed in a classic no win situation.

As I walked away, I started to think:

As I walked home, I couldn't help but wonder...

As I watched him go, I realized the one thing I couldn't say to Mr. Big was...

As if getting older wasn't traumatic enough.

As Iong as it doesn't deal with incest, Prozac, or partying, no.

As Iong as the magazine's on newsstands, I'm not going out in public...

As Iong as you're challenged by what you do.

As l made my way to the microphone, l could only think one thing:

As Miranda made plans to have dinner with her last love...

As Miranda went on about the new Yankee's stats...

As my ballpark cheap beer buzz wore off...

As Samantha looked into his sweet and hopeful eyes, she realized something.

As Samantha paid the price of mentioning the unmentionable...

As she watched history repeat itself...

As the pain subsided, my mind was free to notice...

As we walked through the room...

Aside from the fact that my ex is engaged to a teenager...

At 8:15, I arrived at Big's.

At a sushi restaurant.

At an after hours gay club in the Meatpacking District.

At any moment, Big was gonna walk in with his gorgeous date...

At first Samantha listened, fascinated, detached.

At first she thought she had the wrong time.

At first, Stanford thought he'd be shunned for lack of the popular six pack abs.

At Ieast consider meeting me for a friendly Iittle drink.

At Ieast he wants to fuck you.

At Ieast Iet me buy you a coffee, or some burn salve?

At Ieast our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.

At Ieast she's a woman.

At least we get to see who's arriving alone.

At that moment, I knew we only had two things in common.

At that moment...

B 12!

Baby, I just Iove the way your pussy feels.

Baby, I'm close.

Baby, you don't need a workshop.

Baby!

Baby?

Baby.

Baby.

Back to never never Iand.

Bad date.

Bad patients.

Bad waiter, bad waiter.

Bad!

Baggage is one thing. But when they come with kids....

Ball! Good eye!

Balls. I know, Carrie told me.

Be careful with alterations.

Be quiet and you might Iearn something. This Iady is supposed to be a genius.

Beautiful woman, mind altering wine.... I could claim temporary insanity.

Beautiful.

Because he was an out of work actor, he had a lot of time.

Because his emails had stared to border on firatious.

Because I checked the zoning on this particular table...

Because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him.

Because I think we both really want this to work.

Because it was offensive.

Because it's haunted with cheating boyfriends and sexual rejection.

Because once they go tantric...

Because sex is not a time to chat.

Because the sex, what I can remember, was unbelievable.

Because these beautiful feet are tired and they need a Iittle rub.

Because they can. It's part of their biology.

Because you're faking it!

Because, within a week...

Beef jerky carpaccio?

Been there.

Beer!

Before going any further, they needed to get to know each other better.

Before I forget, Charlotte wants to do a share in the Hamptons.

Before it goes any further, just make sure his parts are still under warranty.

Before we go any further...

Being in that store with you...

Being single and fabulous also frees up one's weekends.

Ben.

Besides, at $2,000, I better get some wear out of it.

Besides, if he doesn't come through, I can always secretly get pregnant.

Besides, the city's completely dead during August.

Besides...

Best Documentary Short.

Best slices in the city, don't you think?

Betty Buckley and Martha Stewart and Cynthia Rowley!

BIack widow spiders bite their mate's heads off when it's over.

BIah, blah, blah. I don't give a shit!

BIatantly picking a woman up on the street.

BIeecker, I meant BIeecker.

Big and I played games. Look where it got us.

Big and I stayed in bed all morning...

Big and l are leaving. He's crossed his pain threshold.

Big arrived on the 9 :00 p.m. flight.

Big had called twice and I didn't know what I wanted to say to him.

Big is weird about stuff.

Big moment.

Big took a call during my poem.

Big.

Big.

Big's not coming. Men are shit.

Bigtool4U?

Bingo!

Biscotti eating, cashmere swaddled proof that I had said too much.

Bonjour, voila le French hat, Voila, le French fry.

Brad McColskey?

Brad was a semi professional hockey player...

Bram?

Bravo, honey.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bread?

Break up rule number four:

Break up rule number three:

Break up rule number two:

Breakfast? I got no time to make breakfast.

Breathe, sweetie, breathe.

Bring that gorgeous ass back into bed.

Brings a Iittle Iife to the place.

Brother.

Bu there was something about Ed.

Buenos dias.

Bullshit.

But a little further uptown, the ball game was just getting started.

But a slow dance makes you forgive and forget.

But before we get on a plane together, there's something we all want to know.

But Big was an aberration.

But Charlotte couldn't bring herself to tell him the problem was foul balls.

But don't straight guys follow them around to see what they're going to do?

But either way, I knew the answer.

But he can't be with her because she's too complicated...

But how do we know when the growing pains stop...

But I cheated and just said....

But I couldn't sleep.

But I did Iisten to a hell of a Iot of Sinatra.

But I did know Miranda couldn't afford another panic attack.

But I didn't dare tell any of my friends where I was going...

But I didn't go home. I couldn't.

But I do so enjoy the company of all these women.

But I don't think they were all the same person.

But I had a sneaking suspicion they didn't quite believe it.

But I knew I had to be stronger.

But I really need to talk.

But I see you've healed.

But I think it Iooks pretty amazing right now

But I was embarrassed to admit that I was seeing Big again.

But I was pretty sure I could feel webs between his fingers.

But I will.

But I....

But I'm Ieaving this underwear here.

But I'm willing to do that. I want to feel good about making Iove.

But I've been involved with these women for years.

But I've Iearned that you should never say never.

But if anyone asks, it was a gift from the designer.

But if they make a powerful declaration of their Iove, then you have to reconsider.

But if you're currently with MCI and switch...

But in order to get it, I have to confess something.

But in the end, they're the people you always come home to.

But it might be after a cappuccino.

But it might be after a cappuccino.

But it was very subtle, very sophisticated.

But it's my bed and I Iike you in it.

But just as they were getting down to business...

But just when Charlotte had become comfortable with the penis...

But maybe the game is not really over. Maybe it's just halftime.

But maybe the tide is turning.

But maybe you should think about whining to a shrink.

But my friends are expecting you.

But Nana always made muffins to cheer you up.

But next time, be at the door...naked.

But now he wants to meet and I don't know if I should.

But on Ned, it only made him more romantic.

But once I would Iike to do it at night, Iike other normal Homo sapiens.

But once they get there, there will be an egg.

But only to places she knew he could afford.

But people are really starting to pay attention.

But pretty soon he was logging in hours and hours on his favorite website.

But Saturday night wasn't even a date.

But she did raise a valid question.

But she kept overfeeding her cat just in case.

But six hours of hard labor later, Samantha experienced her own rebirth.

But sometimes you just need to hear "we."

But suddenly, she was the one checking out.

But tell him, "I Iove you", you'II probably never see him again.

But that's because I'm gonna cum.

But that's normal, right, after a break up?

But the best part of being out of a relationship:

But the guilt worked like an aphrodisiac.

But the thing I Iike best about him is his family.

But the thing I Iike best about him is his family.

But the thing is, I've given out, Iike, five keys...

But the thing is, the other night wasn't just about the cigar.

But then....

But there was no joy in Mudville.

But there was nothing exquisite about it.

But these people think they're soul mates.

But this is ridiculous. It's either the women in the video or me.

But today, I put it in mine, because that's what friends do.

But today, she would have no such luck.

But tonight's opening at Charlotte's gallery for Yael..

But until I saw Samantha, I didn't realize what I really needed: sex.

But we keep trying, because you have to figure...

But what?

But what's really unknown is: what plus what equals friendship with an ex?

But when he does it during sex it really drives me crazy.

But why do men do this?

But you don't have to know about it.

But you see, the thing is, I've never had sex sober.

But you'd be moving to Paris for yourself, right?

But you'd be moving to Paris for yourself, right?

But, as I stood waiting, in my new, very favorite dress...

But, in my opinion, the painters were very different from the sculptors.

But, it can happen. People do Iive happily ever after.

But...

By August, it got to the point where everything was so awkward...

By Charlotte's friend Madeline Dunn, an upcoming interior designer.

By midnight, Charlotte discovered Manhattan 's latest group...

By now she knew that "we" William wasn 't ever gonna show up.

By sleeping with a man she thought she could marry.

By the end of the night, Charlotte had truly made...

By the third date, I wanted him even more than a fistful of Reese's Pieces.

By the third time she was turned away, it had all become clear.

By the way...

Bye, honey.

Bye, Mr. Harvey.

Bye, Sum.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. I was on my way to Perry Street.

C'mon! Show us what you got.

Call me anytime.

Call me sometime.

Call me tomorrow.

Calm down. There are ways to make this work.

Can I buy you an island?

Can I come upstairs with you?

Can I get another board, please?

Can I get you something clear?

Can I get you something to drink?

Can I get your phone number?

Can I have some rice pudding for Iater? Thanks.

Can I help you?

Can I just say?

Can I talk to you over there, for a second?

Can l have the salad dressing?

Can l just say...wow!

Can we get into this another time? I was sleeping.

Can we go to a restaurant now?

Can we just be friends?

Can we not talk about the poem, please?

Can we try and get into the game for a second?

Can you change a man?

Can you do that?

Can you just drop them through the mail slot?

Can you leave the guest book unattended?

Can you, for a second, believe that maybe I'm not some "full of shit" guy?

Can you....

Can't afford the Iight bill?

Can't I just talk to you for a minute?

Can't wait to get you to bed.

Can't we enjoy your success for one second?

Can't we sue them or something?

Can't you Iet one go by?

Can't.

Cannolis and cream puffs and tarts, oh my!

Careful!

Carrie Bradshaw, burn victim.

Carrie, a drink?

Carrie, hey, how are you? Long time.

Carrie, hold on, wait.

Carrie, Stanford, this is Stephan.

Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.

Carrie!

Carrie!

Carrie.

Cat people are freaks.

Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude.

Change your job. They're all bums.

Change your name, change your phone number.

Charlene, you are so hot.

Charlie, the muffins are great, but I'd much prefer a nice dry martini.

Charlotte considered it the best 50 bucks she'd ever spent.

Charlotte feared the opposite was true of Stephan.

Charlotte felt like Cinderella.

Charlotte found herself the newest member of Wiley Ford's entourage.

Charlotte had decided a possible solution to her problem...

Charlotte had done more than break a pattern.

Charlotte had never sold out a show before in her life.

Charlotte has a thing for Crabtree and Evelyn potpourri.

Charlotte is the brunette.

Charlotte looked down at the exquisite shoes.

Charlotte made a decision.

Charlotte never saw Mike again.

Charlotte realized Miranda was right. She had stayed too long at the fair.

Charlotte realized she wasn't the only woman resuscitating Ned.

Charlotte realized, another moment at the top...

Charlotte realized, like so many males before him...

Charlotte really is in her 20s. She's got crabs.

Charlotte said, "Fuck."

Charlotte should have the tulips! You know she's one of my bridesmaids?

Charlotte took her duties as bridesmaid very seriously.

Charlotte wanted to be open minded...

Charlotte was at the point where she was starting to see the real Henry.

Charlotte was back on schedule.

Charlotte was dating Paul Ericson..

Charlotte was faking it.

Charlotte was making history as well.

Charlotte was relieved and delighted to discover...

Charlotte was there with her latest fling, Gareth Davis.

Charlotte wasn't kidding about the dress. lt was hard not to notice her.

Charlotte will be picking up men at the next grave site over.

Charlotte wondered if it was time to get back in the saddle.

Charlotte worried she'd made a mistake

Charlotte, like every other normal woman in Manhattan, had a thing for shoes.

Charlotte, true to form, was over him in exactly a week and a half.

Charlotte, you may be onto something.

Charlotte?

Charlotte. My name is Charlotte.

Charlotte's boyfriend's balls.

Charlotte's not having a relationship, she's having multiple orgasms.

Charlotte's relationship died right where it started.

Charlotte's relationship with Taddy ended...

Charlotte's sweet hopefulness touched something in all of us.

Check it out.

Check the "single woman" box.

Check the "single woman" box.

Cheers

Cheers!

Cheers!

Chelsea. I'II hail you a cab.

Chick film.

Christ, I'm in.

Christ, I'm sorry. I didn't see you. I threw my cigarette.

Christ, my heels keep getting stuck.

Christ! My rerun's here!

Christ.

CIinically referred to as perineum.

Cinderella in a dirty, kinky, freaked out, storybook, parallel universe.

Cock, cock, cock.

Coffee.

Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, please.

Come and bring that person and maybe I'II see you Iater.

Come here.

Come here. You okay?

Come in.

Come Labor Day, she's gonna Iook Iike a 27 year old handbag.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Come on in. I was just gonna open a bottle of red.

Come on in. You guys remember Greg

Come on, be a friend.

Come on, Carrie. This is serious.

Come on, everybody wonders what happens after you die.

Come on, everybody, Iet's have something to eat.

Come on, Gene Shalit, get in the damn cab.

Come on, girls. Let the games begin.

Come on, Iay down, slow down. Come here.

Come on, Iet's go.

Come on, in.

Come on, l need a visual.

Come on, N 23.

Come on, one more time.

Come on, that's harsh. It could be he was just nervous.

Come on, you fuckers!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. It was only your second date.