Peter Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 1 and 2 Edit

Ah man.

Ah, Jesus isn't another one of those interventions, is it?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahh.

And I'm a bad father, a lousy husband and a snappy dresser.

And I'm calling the cops.

And Lando Griffin.

And what's that supposed to mean?

Are you crazy?

Aren't You Beautiful?

Aren't you Richard Simmons, best friend?

Aren't you Richard Simmons?

Aren't you Richard Simmons?

Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty.

Big fat ass.

Big fat Polly.

Bite me.

Bond.

But I won't pay a cent over 60 bucks.

But I'm like, I'll make it up to you.

Cleveland.

Congrats, skinny. Make me laugh.

Dad, a girl.

Damn pig dog Americans messing with my family like this.

David Schwimmer.

Diane Simmons.

Diarrhea.

Diarrhea.

Does anybody have any drugs? I'm looking to score some drugs.

Don't worry, I got it under control.

Everyone leave. I have to poop.

Everything I say is a lie.

Excuse me?

Fatty corpuscle.

For sure.

Go to hell, go to hell.

Go to sleep, crazy lady.

God, I hate this freaking cat.

God, I hate this freaking cat.

Griffin.

Guess where I'm calling from?

Hello everybody.

Hello.

Hey I got a problem here.

Hey you guys.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, listen, pal.

Hey, stinky.

Hey, where do you get off telling me how to raise my son?

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, yeah, we're the Griffins.

Hi.

Hi. Don't cry, sweetheart. I'll make. I'll make it up to you.

Holy crap, I am freaking out.

Holy crap.

Honey, are you pregnant?

How dare you. I have been looking all over for you.

How long you been waiting to crack out that gym?

How many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many nurses does it take to make me breakfast?

How you doing?

Huh.

I am a robot ninja from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.

I am gonna eat your nose.

I can't believe this.

I challenge you to a race around the world.

I didn't think I'd make a good Gigi either, but God help me, I was flattered.

I got a job for you, baby, right here.

I hate you.

I have to draw you.

I just don't want to.

I just wanted to say hi.

I love Mexicans.

I missed you so much.

I need an adult.

I see.

I sink ships and conjure up storms.

I was wondering if I could put a little saddle on your back and ride you like a horsey.

I'll give you each 20 bucks.

I'm Neptune, God of the sea.

I'm not gonna scratch some drugs.

I'm Santa Claus.

I'm Santa Claus.

I'm sorry that came out wrong, but let me try again.

I'm sorry that that is a really boring story.

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

I'm the new kid in town, Lando Griffin.

I'm the new kid in town.

I'm. I'm sorry. Come again?

I've been living at 31 Spooner St for 12 years.

I've had it with you when I've had it with this whole damn government.

If you were a woman, I'd slug you.

Im Peter Griffin

Iraq.

Is Mr Sanders in?

It's me, Peter Griffin.

It's not true.

It's time you started living like the piece of Schmidt you are.

James Bond.

Just one you.

Korea.

Libya.

Listen, Mr we don't want any trouble here.

Lois.

Look there, next time I ask you to throw some, I expect you to throw it. I understand.

Maybe now I won't give you the antidote.

My penis belongs on stage.

Nice ass.

No way.

No, thank you.

No.

No.

No.

No.

North Korea.

Now hang on a second.

Oh my God no.

Oh my God that reminds me. I gotta give myself a breast exam.

Oh my God.

Oh no, I'm not falling for this trip.

Oh you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

Oh, I see cash only. Yeah, yeah. No paper trail.

Oh, that one was hilarious. That was even funnier than your first joke.

Ohh anything for you sweetheart.

Ohh boy if you're upset now, really need to rest.

Ohh crap.

Ohh God.

Ohh Jesus hangover is killing me.

Ohh OK OK No, I know, I understand. There's too much. That's OK.

Ohh sorry.

Ohh yeah well your eyes are too close to your nose.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh, come on.

Ohh.

Ohh. Ohh.

OK, 70 bucks.

OK, so I tried on your bra. She's the fellas were putting on a show.

OK, you dirtbags.

OK, you're best. Did you wanna play rough?

OK, you're crazy.

OK.

OK. Bye.

On freaking believable.

One dirty, stinking ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other.

Peter Griffin.

Please save my dog.

Rajanna Badoo Argolla walking nipple, pinchy.

Sex with another man.

Silly rabbit tricks are for kids.

So what? I had sex with you for nothing?

So you got something to look at while you're talking to him?

So you got something to look at while you're talking to him?

Someone always wanted to ask you.

Thank you.

That guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day.

The Colonel.

The Shredder cut if you touched her.

There's something I got to tell you.

They are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

This is big fat Paulie.

This is Meg Griffin.

This is taking forever.

This sucks.

To the poison you just drank.

Twist it, pull it apart, and lick it.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, sure.

Urine happens to be very edgy, but I guess an unfunny person like you wouldn't understand that.

We can't be friends anymore.

We don't want to feed dog food to our crack addicted baby.

We're not gonna buy your lousy timeshare.

Well, that's more like.

Well, then maybe I'll just take my business elsewhere.

What an ass.

What are you coming on to me now?

What are you selling, chicken? A sex Jelly?

What are you selling? Reefer. Crack. Smack. Horse X? Shrooms? Dust. Meth. In my neighborhood? I don't think so.

What did you do to my chin?

What did you do to my daughter?

What do you think you are?

What the hell is this?

What the hell?

What?

What's a guy gotta do to get a little attention around here?

What's going on?

Where to Griffins?

Where, where, where?

Who are you?

Who cares? I don't even know you.

Who died and made you President Nixon?

Whoa. Is that really the blood of Christ?

Why do women have boobs?

Why don't you come over to my house so I can take a picture of you in a gay pose?

Why don't you explain it to my wife? She's a little slow in her head.

Why don't you just say?

Women are not people. They are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

Would you like that?

Yeah, sure, why not?

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, this is Meg Griffin.

Yes.

Yes.

Yo.

You are a bad man and you made me cry.

You can all go to hell.

You can't tell me what to do?

You know guys, I don't say this often enough, but.

You know what this was?

You know, if I wasn't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me.

You mind cleaning out the shower next time you shave your legs. It's like a carpet in there.

You son of a bitch.

You want me in shaggy?

You'll bet your funny accent there's a problem.

You'll find out.

You're just afraid that because you're a woman, you're going to do something stupid.

You're not my real mom.

You're telling me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken and a kernel isn't even working today?

You're why Cavemen painted on walls.

You've been drinking.

You've got a sick mind.

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17.

31 Spooner.

60 bucks.

70 bucks.

2750.

ああ。

う、うん。

バー。