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Parenthood (1989)

Parenthood (1989)

"Parenthood" is a heartwarming and relatable film released in 1989, directed by Ron Howard. This comedy-drama delves into the chaotic lives of the Buckman family, vividly portraying the ups and downs of parenthood. Featuring an ensemble cast, including Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen, Dianne Wiest, Jason Robards, and Keanu Reeves, the film masterfully depicts the joys, struggles, and constant learning experiences that come with raising children. If you're interested in exploring the sounds of this film or reliving its memorable moments, you can play and download them here.

A baby?
A combination of several ushers my dad left me with over the years.
A few months ago, Garry got his first boner.
A few months.
A long while.
A lot of people thought I was pretty mixed up.
A prison, rather than a playground.
A toy car!
A vast majority of truly exceptional people
About an hour ago, I got a phone call from an associate in Chile.
About Kevin's educational environment.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. It's a done deal. This is your dad talking now.
Actually, I mean a class for children with emotional problems.
Actually, it was about this big.
Actually, Justin is quite bright. In his preschool class, he was the only...
Actually, that's good advice for both of us.
Adiós, buckaroos.
Adiós, buckaroos. Don't try and follow me to Abilene.
After I blow a hole in somebody and slip around on their guts,
Afterwards, I always like to
Ah! That was money well spent.
All around All around
All right, Adam.
All right, come on, go inside. Grab a seat. Buckle up.
All right, come on, now, don't blow it!
All right, let's return from la la land because that ain't gonna happen.
All right, look. First of all, Kevin is not going to a special school.
All right, no big deal. No big deal.
All right, the other kids got picked up, ours are watching a tape,
All right, we're gonna need a new second baseman.
All right, you're beautiful. You're a bunch of wild, young bohemians. Okay.
All right! All right!
All right? Yes.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. All right. All right.
All right. I'll see you guys at dinner.
All the kids are gonna hate me. It's gonna be just like Little League.
Amazing.
Ambush, you little four footers.
Ample. Ample.
An authentic, indigenous, native Mexican form of music.
And a couple of other people came by and they started slipping on his guts, too.
And attend an ordinary university, that's your prerogative,
And challenging her on the power lane, newcomer Tod Higgins.
And decided to create a dream come true
And don't forget you got a birthday coming up.
And golden sunlight in your eyes so blue
And he kind of took me in hand.
And he won't talk to me, and I don't know how to help him.
And he'd get real, real tense.
And he's still my son,
And he's the kind of guy that'd be nice to you.
And Helen just dropped your Grandma off. Let's talk.
And here it is. It's made with a quart of milk,
And I better cook a steak for my dad. See you later, honey.
And I don't know where they are.
And I got to thinking. Cool's had no kind of life, no family,
And I know you're a good father, so, tell me,
And I won't subject Kevin to that kind of cruelty.
And I'm a goddamn amalgam.
And I'm gonna have to get guys laid,
And I'm gonna have to play racquetball,
And I'm not discussing it again.
And I'm not getting anywhere,
And I'm the one in therapy.
And I'm thinking about it. I mean, I used to work. It was okay, but...
And if you agree to go to Gamblers Anonymous,
And in a few years, I'll retire, and you'll take over.
And in all those things, sometimes they're going to miss.
And it's such a cute ass.
And Kevin would be fine?
And make sure it's not one of these hysterics!
And most well adjusted person in this world.
And now everything's great again.
And now it is my great pleasure to introduce our valedictorian,
And on the grandstand lane, we have Theresa Vega.
And pecked a couple of holes in your diaphragm.
And so thrilled, all together.
And thanks to him, today,
And that's what puts your name on the door.
And the fourth one could be Larry,
And the kid is fine, and it's not something...
And then a couple of months ago, she shows up with Cool,
And then Grandma came in
And then puts all his money in his girlfriend's name
And then they come.
And then they grow up to be like...
And then when he got back you'd make it official.
And these doctors, they're experts at helping people with their worries.
And they tell you stories about the Depression.
And they're gonna do a lot of things.
And they're not sibs. They're babies. And I wanna have another one.
And Uncle Gil and Aunt Karen, they're bringing their kids.
And we have decided to make Phil Richards a partner.
And what you catch, you catch,
And what you miss, you miss.
And whether I crawl back to Dave or I get another job,
And who are willing to work for less money.
And yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.
And you and I, we'll perform works from Shakespeare or some...
And you thought that would help?
And you want my advice?
And you'll have to pick up her shower chair.
And you're feeling something burst
And you're feeling something burst
And you've just got to learn to say, The hell with him!
And your pants are full of foam
And your shorts are feeling heavy
And your shorts are full of foam
And, sweetie, you know, once you get to school,
Another kid took Kevin's money. Shut up!
Anyhow, this is why I'm saying
Anyhow, we drifted apart as people do in these complicated times,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway, I couldn't stand it. I snapped.
Anyway, I had to pay off, and it's left me a little...
Anyway, I took the job. I couldn't think.
Apparently, he's going for a world record.
Are either only children or first born
Are you accusing me of making that hole?
Are you all right? I thought I heard you moaning last night.
Are you kidding?
Are you okay?
Are you out of your mind? Mom!
Are you seeing anybody?
As any kind of failure on your part.
As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother's brilliant.
As I was walking away, I slipped around on his guts.
As in guilty.
At some crappy little company,
At the buzzer. It was a nightmare.
Aunt Susie's gonna be here, and Uncle Nathan,
Baby? Your daughter's having a baby?
Back up. Back up. Give him some room. Give him some room. Back up.
Because I gotta go to the goddamn Little League.
Because I know you think I was a shitty father.
Because of what you did to your father's office.
Because that's what it takes to get anywhere,
Because you won't discuss it with me!
Because your father left to have a party, and I stayed to raise two kids.
Big opportunity. Platinum.
Biology? That's promising.
Bookies?
Boy, he really turned me on.
Bring it around to the back of the track! Come on.
Bummer.
But he could have. But he didn't, Gil!
But he could have. But he didn't.
But I must tell you I think you're selling yourself way short.
But it's fine now. It's gone.
But it's gonna hurt.
But last night, I told them.
But the guy works like a Trojan.
But then, people make me feel embarrassed,
But there was one person who got me through it.
But there's three of them, and you wanna have four,
But these guys mean business.
But they'll let any butt reaming asshole be a father.
But we're his parents. We can handle it.
By the third kid, you know, you let them juggle knives.
By who?
Bye.
Can I ask you something? Sure.
Can I speak frankly, no holds barred?
Can I speak to you a second?
Can we have Cowboy Dan? Who?
Can we tape over Susan's wedding?
Can you do that again next week? The crowd loved it.
Can you drive her there tomorrow?
Can you still change your mind?
Can you watch him? Sure, no problem.
Carbon.
Chicken's burning.
Christ.
Close to you
Close to you
Close to you
Close to you
Close to you
Come back here. Come back here.
Come here.
Come on and get it.
Come on, don't insult me. I didn't come here to be insulted.
Come on, Dopey! Come on, Dopey!
Come on, Dopey! Yeah!
Come on, I don't believe it. Gil, you have a good memory.
Come on, Justin. Come on, let's walk.
Come on, Justin. You want to walk?
Come on, Kevin, get your glove.
Come on, Kevin, hold it together.
Come on, Kevin. I got you.
Come on, let's go eat lots of ice cream.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's sing one of the old tunes.
Come on, Taylor, your ears are ready.
Come on, Taylor. Come on, hurry up.
Come on, watch it, watch it, watch it.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Competing in the first round of the competition, the Eliminator,
Cool is adorable. Adorable. Why didn't you ever write us you had a son?
Cool just finished lunch.
Cool! No, I love it. Thanks so much.
Could you just give me a hand?
Could you just give your father that little extra effort he's looking for?
Couple of thousand. Three, tops.
Cowboy Dan is coming.
Cowboy Dan. The gun fighting balloon man.
Cowboy Dan's not coming?
Crawl back to work and kiss Dave's feet and get my crappy job back?
Dad was funny. He sure was.
Dad, I can't get a break.
Dad, I love you.
Dad, I'm never gambling again, I swear to God,
Dad, let me handle it, okay?
Dad, they're gonna kill me.
Dad!
Dad?
Dad?
Dad? Yeah?
Dad...
Daddy! Oh, there she is. There she is.
Daddy... Not now!
Damn! That looked good, too.
Dave and Rod kind of took all the equipment and split,
Dave called. He was crying. He actually cried.
Dave!
Dazzle you?
Diarrhea
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Did he say, Cool? Cool.
Did I win?
Did you break my lock?
Did you ever consider having Ed talk to him?
Did you ever see her family?
Did you ever think about getting a job?
Did you have a nice birthday?
Did you leave that Tod? Yes.
Do you know why I'm having sex with machinery?
Do you know your lines? Daddy, I don't have any lines. I'm Dopey.
Do you remember that little guy who wouldn't leave my side?
Do you think he wants to put a blot on the entire balloon bending profession?
Do you think I want him to get hurt?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you want a banana split?
Do you want an ice cream soda? No.
Do you want her to relate to him?
Do you want me to cook you breakfast?
Do you want something like French fries? Yeah.
Don't be one of the numbers. Make your mark!
Don't ever think about coming back here.
Don't give him any money.
Don't give me that. I want your opinion about what we should do.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry, Dad, we can still find the bar.
Dr. Ciccolini, Dr. Anthony Ciccolini, please call three six.
Dr. Lucas is a child psychologist.
Easy, now over to first. That's right. That's the way to play. That's good.
Easy. Easy. Easy.
Enormo. Monster. Dad, this is it!
Every firm does good work.
Every time you are near?
Every time you walk by?
Everybody,
Everything's blown out of proportion.
Excelente.
Excuse me, honey.
Excuse me, I'm going to the movies.
Excuse me. This is the wrong batch. This is my mother's.
Fifteen years ago.
Fine with me.
Fine.
Fine. I'll be there. Okay.
First time I got laid was in a car like this.
Five fourteen, left car...
Follow you Follow you
For a couple of months, see if it pans out?
For a week, we didn't know.
For one of our bigger clients.
For you to be out of work or starting a new job.
Four if she cooks.
Frank! What?
Freshly roasted! Get your peanuts!
Friday's my last day. Don't make me a party.
Friends? Friends slow down. They even stop.
Frigging basketball! I had a lock.
From now on, I'm going to be taking care of all of you.
Garry was happy?
Garry, listen to me. How could you break my lock?
Garry, you know, the whole family's coming over tonight.
Garry?
Garry.
Gee whiz, Julie, there's so many things that bother me about this.
Gee, honey, I'm really not too pro on Patty spending a week with Gil.
Gee, I wonder why?
Get away from my sister! Hey, stop!
Get behind the ball. It's easier to come in.
Get him! Hang on, Taylor.
Get it, Matt!
Get this guy! Get this guy! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Giddy up, Thunder Thighs!
Gil and Karen are gonna take Patty. I just wanna call them.
Gil, good morning. Hello, Cindy.
Gil, I've spoken with Ted and Dan,
Gil, Taylor isn't feeling well. She wants you.
Gil, they're $200.
Gil, this is Stan. He's gonna watch you for a while.
Gil, what did you think?
Gil, why are you just standing there?
Gil!
Gil! He's coming. Cowboy Dan is coming!
Gil! I never smoked when I was pregnant.
Gil?
Gil? Hey, Gil? Yes, Miles?
Gil.
Gil.
Gil. Karen.
Gil. Oh, my God.
Gilbo.
Give me that. Give me that.
Go on and have fun. And we'll have some burgers and dogs in a second.
Go upstairs and turn them around, and tell Grandma we're leaving.
Go, go, go, go!
God damn it! Let her go! Julie... Please!
God, I can't believe they did this.
God, I'm so tense.
God, what a loser, huh?
Good morning, Mrs. Huffner. Hi, Michelle.
Good night, sweetheart. Good night, Mom.
Good night. I love you.
Good.
Good.
Good. Congratulations, Mom. She's beautiful.
Gosh, she hates my ass.
Got it!
Gran, this isn't mine. I don't watch this.
Grandma wants to stay over at Helen's for a while.
Great start! Vega with the home shot.
Great! Anyway, since then he's been
Great.
Great. I'll get the fire extinguisher.
Grover Cleveland was president.
Happy birthday, kiddo.
Has anyone heard of hydroponics?
Has Dave said anything?
Has she ever looked in the mirror?
Have you talked to your father about that?
Haven't you seen the deals I've been putting together?
He can't even drive a regular car.
He did everything right.
He didn't think it was such a good idea.
He doesn't tell me about problems with his kids.
He found your hammer.
He got me into teaching. He got my shit together.
He had no business being out there!
He had no business being out there! Terrible!
He has his good days, and he has his bad days.
He has spent the last month wining and dining these guys, getting them laid.
He hit the guardrail! He's out of control!
He is an animal. That's what dazzles, not the work.
He likes to butt things with his head.
He makes that same face at Little League.
He needs some special attention.
He promised me he was gonna start a house painting business,
He said if I'd come back, they'd give me a corner office
He said, No bitch is gonna tell me what to do for a living.
He says I should do whatever I want.
He says it makes him uncomfortable.
He schmoozes clients. He brings in business.
He showed up at the Lodge Hall, and they were expecting me.
He told me he loved me.
He touches me, and I quiver.
He turned me onto it, and I never felt better.
He used to wake me up in the morning by flicking lit cigarettes at my head.
He was afraid there was something wrong with him, you know?
He was at Billy's party. He's cool.
He won't even acknowledge he's got these kids,
He won't even fix my kids' teeth anymore.
He, um...
He'd be at work now.
He'll be all right.
He'll suck the intelligence right out of her.
He's been observing Kevin for the last couple of months.
He's busy with his own kids.
He's gonna race dragsters with his brothers.
He's here nights, weekends. I own the guy.
He's just so unhappy
He's leaving right away?
He's my son.
He's out of there!
He's ruining the play! He's ruining the whole play!
He's the only player you've got.
He's trying to prove something. I don't know.
Helen, I know it's been hard.
Helen's fine.
Helium.
Hell, you need a license to catch a fish,
Hello, Helen?
Help! Help! Help!
Here comes the baby. Good. Here you go.
Here it is. It's a girl!
Here it is. Now it's right there in front of you.
Here we go.
Here we go. Get down on that. Get down on it, get down!
Here we go. The thumb trick. Ready?
Here you go.
Here you go. Down?
Here, let me. Where are the kids?
Here, sit down.
Here, take this off.
Here? Was I here?
Here. Bring it here. Oh, here it is.
Hey Dad, I'm the new assistant sub vice president of pencil sharpening
Hey, asshole, get up and make me breakfast.
Hey, Gil, our boys finally gonna win one game?
Hey, hey, you wanna...
Hey, Julie! Yeah?
Hey, Kevin, remember, the word is fun.
Hey, let's have five. Let's have six!
Hey, look, he's going. Get him! Get him!
Hey, Matt, we need one more out, son.
Hey, Nathan, Patty a doctor yet?
Hey, this is not a playground, okay?
Hey, Wayne, can you take over a second?
Hey, we'll talk to them on Monday. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Hey, what do you say later, when the kids are asleep, I wear this outfit?
Hey, you, usher, come here. Can I talk to you a second?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Dad.
Hi, Dad. Dinner ready?
Hi, Dad. What are you doing here?
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Garry! You're up so early!
Hi, Garry.
Hi, Garry. Hi.
Hi, guys. Hey, Miss B!
Hi, Julie. Julie, I would like to introduce you to Mr. Bowman!
Hi, Mom. Hi, Mr. Bowman.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
Higgins pulls ahead!
His own father kicked him out when he was 15,
His son.
His wife. We got married a couple of days ago.
Hmm.
Holy shit!
Honey,
Honey, be careful. If you want anything, just call me!
Honey, I got to make a big exit.
Honey, I'm always here if you need me.
Honey, I'm telling you, those SAT scores are your ticket.
Honey, Julie's home. Great.
Honey, this is a blackout.
Honey, this is really basic stuff. She's way beyond this.
Honey, what can you expect from a kid like that?
Honey, why would you be panhandling?
Honey, you know, all these feelings...
Honey.
Honey. Taylor!
Hot peanuts!
How about you, Kevin? You wanna try second base?
How about... Do you want, like, a hot fudge sundae?
How are you, son?
How come I'm seeing a psychiatrist?
How come you finally decided to go out with me?
How did this happen?
How did you go through those quarters so fast?
How long are they gonna be living here?
How long has it been? Three years? About that.
How much do you owe?
How much?
How proud you must be.
How's it going?
How's it look? ...let's hear it for Popper Jay.
How's your arm, son? Not too tired?
Howdy, partner.
However, I can't right now
Hubba hubba.
Hubba hubba. Hubba hubba. Okay.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh.
Hydrogen.
Hydroponics is the growing of plants without soil. It's very exciting.
I always wanted to go again.
I am better than that! I am not Gil!
I am showing Larry my car.
I am so sorry.
I blew a hole in him
I brought something. Ooh! Good.
I came in here because I was afraid you were on drugs.
I can compromise. I can change.
I can get
I can jerk him along for the next month.
I can't believe you would jeopardize our plans, Susan. Remember what we read?
I changed my mind. You changed your mind?
I could've killed him for that.
I couldn't resist. I had to take it out for a spin. It purrs like a kitten.
I did discuss it with you, years ago!
I did. I hated having to go through that.
I didn't get 1 3,000 on my SATs, okay?
I didn't know myself until a couple of months ago.
I didn't say that.
I didn't take it as a good sign.
I didn't want to say anything till I was sure.
I don't care what happens. What are you yelling at him for?
I don't care what it costs. I'll get a second job.
I don't know him at all.
I don't know how to separate them.
I don't know what to say about the tapes.
I don't know what we were thinking about.
I don't know what's happening to him, you know.
I don't know why, but the place is a mess.
I don't know. Maybe this way, she'll still go to college.
I don't know. Sometimes I feel as though we want it more than she does.
I don't mean to interrupt, but I've made up some new cards.
I don't think he's coming.
I don't think Kevin should come back here next fall.
I don't understand what he's doing.
I don't...
I doubt it, honey.
I found
I found it a couple of months ago. It's for your collection.
I gave it up. You gave it up? That was your future!
I got a tape of a mariachi band.
I got him.
I got it,
I got to tell you, Gil. I don't consider that a realistic idea.
I got to think about going somewhere else.
I gotta go.
I gotta go. Oh, honey.
I guess a boy Garry's age really needs a man around.
I happen to like the roller coaster, okay?
I hate messy.
I hated you for that.
I have been killing myself. I mean, aren't you dazzled?
I have been so close so many times, I could touch it.
I have no life! God damn it!
I have some friends I'm meeting.
I have to do everything. Come on, shrimp.
I have to learn from them.
I just need it to serve.
I just spoke to your mother.
I knew it.
I knew you'd be the one who'd appreciate this.
I knew you'd make a thing out of this, Mom.
I know he doesn't look it, but...
I know what I said, but now I'm changing my mind.
I know, but did you say anything
I know, sweetie. Men are scum.
I know.
I know. I know. I feel so proud of her. It's great.
I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.
I liked that. He's very commanding.
I love you, Susan.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, baseball's the least of it.
I mean, I don't think you really have to worry about it.
I mean, I think I'm sort of good at it, so...
I mean, I think we were very tense when Kevin was little.
I mean, Justin's gonna go full time next year,
I mean, no, I didn't.
I mean, we were like rabbits.
I mean, what if he missed? But he didn't.
I mean, with something that doesn't require batteries.
I meant me.
I might not have quit in the first place.
I need him. He's my life.
I need to see. No, not in the street. Please. Please.
I need your advice.
I needed money for a place to stay.
I never even knew he had teeth.
I never should've had four.
I put my retainer on the table.
I quit my job.
I quit! If I go back now, they got me. I'm a eunuch!
I really had a great time.
I really need to spend a lot of extra time with my son right now.
I saw Cowboy Dan. I didn't like the look on his face.
I sure hope that when I mosey back this way one day,
I tell you, kid, I could stand that. Yeah.
I think a few days a week of preschool could be very helpful.
I think it'd be valuable for Patty to have a multigenerational influence.
I think that's the Buckmans' kid.
I think this is gonna be a great summer for you.
I think this one is my favorite. This is just...
I think we're going to have to be very careful
I think you've got about 1 00 relatives out there.
I thought I'd call him.
I thought I'd find you here.
I thought it would be nice if you and I could be alone.
I thought it'd be nice if we stayed with you.
I thought you and Larry could take him somewhere.
I thought you were gonna join a reggae band.
I told him that's what little dudes do. We've all done it.
I told you not to trust those guys. Didn't I tell you?
I told you.
I took it to the track.
I used to give him,
I want that, Kevin. I want that! No.
I want this.
I want whatever you want.
I want you out of the house.
I want you to come home. This is very bad for Patty.
I want you to listen to something.
I want...
I wanted to have it appraised so that you'd know how much it was worth.
I wanted to retire next year. This'll put that off for a while,
I wanted to run it up
I was a little out of control
I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I peed in a field!
I was at Woodstock.
I was so scared.
I was still high from the Little League game.
I was thinking about starting back to work in the fall. Now I can't.
I wish I knew.
I won't.
I would just like a little respect! Not a lot! Just a little!
I wouldn't live with you
I'd have to tell you what happened.
I'd just lean over while he was driving and I'd...
I'd like to try.
I'd love some.
I'll be back.
I'll call the newspaper.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
I'll go back to work!
I'll keep paying your debt.
I'll meet you right here, huh? For the ninth inning. Have fun, kid.
I'll say. Hey!
I'm 35 now. I have kids of my own.
I'm 64,
I'm a little concerned about his jocularity. I mean, he's a wonderful guy.
I'm attempting to dazzle Dave.
I'm from Party Time Entertainment.
I'm glad you're going out with Mr. Bowman.
I'm going to recommend that he be transferred to a school
I'm going to teach summer school classes.
I'm going to teach you the business.
I'm gonna have to have business dinners,
I'm gonna help you.
I'm having them blown up for the commitment hearings.
I'm just a little thrown off by this.
I'm just going to call my clients, give them the news, and I'm out of here.
I'm just saying there could've been some chromosome distortions.
I'm leaving before we say things we'll regret.
I'm leaving you.
I'm moving out, Garry. Bye.
I'm not a schmuck!
I'm not a shrimp.
I'm not as smart as you are, okay?
I'm not even sure if he has kids.
I'm not sure we should keep the three we've got.
I'm not...
I'm pregnant.
I'm really happy about the way things are turning out, aren't you?
I'm shrinking.
I'm so glad you're back with the program. Let's do your cards.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Goodbye.
I'm sorry. I just remembered now. I've been meaning to ask you, okay?
I'm stupid, okay? Okay!
I'm supposed to decide whether to give it to him.
I'm the backbone of the operation. I know that.
I'm too young. You know, grandmothers are old.
I'm trying to put together a major income property thing
I'm your son.
I'm your stripper.
I've been here eight years.
I've combined them into one memory. Why?
I've hung onto the Who's helicopter as it flew away!
If he got a scratch, we were hysterical.
If he hadn't...
If I don't get this partnership,
If I have to go, you have to go. Move it!
If it does, great. If not,
If memory serves.
If the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree.
If this man's dick fell off, he would still show up to work.
If we have to, we'll send him to a private school.
If we'd ever taken him for a psychiatric evaluation.
If you don't let her go, I'm gonna call the... You're his what?
If you dropped $200 in here, you'd look, right?
If you walk out of this house against my wishes,
If you wanna have just an ordinary academic career
In a Rolls.
In an educational environment that's more sensitive to his needs...
In eight seconds, he's going to be a legend.
In the trunk of your car.
Is he ever coming back?
Is that what bothers you?
Is there anything you'd like to ask?
Is this Grandma? Yeah, she's still alive.
Isn't that demented,
Isn't that him?
It depends on the man. I had a man around.
It doesn't look like fun.
It goes on forever, and it's just as frightening.
It isn't.
It never, never ends.
It sounds like a monster. Someone should see what it is.
It was a spur of the moment decision. Pretty big one.
It was all three, Dad. Congratulations.
It was an accident.
It was just for fun, Mom. Well, I'm glad to know it's not a job.
It was kind of big. It sure was.
It was like he reached into my chest and ripped out...
It was like this,
It was that kid. Never mind!
It'll be fun.
It'll just take a second.
It's 'cause he was first. Mmm?
It's a girl.
It's a nice knee drop, honey.
It's a perfect opportunity to start her on Spanish.
It's a temporary interruption in the electrical supply of the home.
It's a wedding kind of a song.
It's all right, honey. It was my fault. You just kind of took me by surprise.
It's all right, sweetheart. Come on, sweetie. We'll find it.
It's awfully late, Frank. We need to get Cool right to bed.
It's because he was our first.
It's been years since anybody's taken me to a carnival.
It's fun. Come on, let's walk.
It's getting pretty crowded here.
It's good to be home. It sure is.
It's his retainer. He lost his retainer.
It's just he's a little, you know, light hearted about things that I...
It's Kevin Buckman. His father totally screwed him up.
It's like your Aunt Edna's ass.
It's not going steady love, it's love.
It's nothing to feel bad about.
It's obvious now I'm going to have to spend less time at home.
It's okay, honey. Something's busted. Relax.

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