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The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

"The Manchurian Candidate" is a gripping political thriller film directed by John Frankenheimer, released in 1962. Starring Frank Sinatra as Major Bennett Marco, the movie also features Laurence Harvey as Raymond Shaw and Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Eleanor Shaw Iselin. This intense story follows Major Marco as he uncovers a conspiracy revolving around brainwashing and political manipulation during the Korean War. The film delves into the psychological struggles faced by the characters, as they grapple with their true identities and various motives. Filled with suspense, incredible performances, and a thought-provoking plot, "The Manchurian Candidate" quickly became a classic and continues to captivate audiences to this day. Immerse yourself in this iconic piece of cinema and download the sounds here to experience the movie's mesmerizing atmosphere firsthand.

A complete company? What the hell is this?
A costume ball, actually, at the summer house on Long Island.
A gift from the Citizens For Iselin Committee for his last birthday.
A normally conditioned American who has been trained to kill,
A real swinger of a nightmare, too.
A terrible, terrible woman.
A very large Korean gentleman. But that you were a pretty solid type,
A, yes, it is, and b, you certainly may.
About the whole Medal of Honor business.
Absolutely helpless, afraid to move...
Accept this nomination for the highest office in our land.
According to Washington, with whom they'd checked.
Across from the Garden.
Across the Manchurian border to a place called Tonghua.
Actually, I take the position that any attack by Iselin is a great honor.
After he begins his acceptance speech,
After that, we'll see.
After you called, I gave Chunjin the night off,
Afterwards I asked him for a job. He gave it to me.
Against the modern shortages,
Ah ah.
Ah, Raymond. It's nice to see you again.
All right, all right. Show him in.
All right, Ben.
All right, darling, whatever you want.
All right, dear. Run along. The grownups have to talk.
All right, let him through! That's enough now!
All right, now let's start unlocking a few doors.
All right, that's enough, now. That's enough. Let the poor boy through.
All right. All right, Doctor! Whom do you think he should kill?
All right. If we are out to humiliate our brave Chinese ally
All right. If you insist on this foolishness,
All right. It's all right.
All right. Listen to me. Just wait right there.
All summer long, he's been raving about snakes,
All summer long, we were together.
All the queen's horses and all the queen's men
Also employed by Army intelligence officers who...
Although I cannot imagine who will visit Raymond.
And a bottle of potassium permanganate solution.
And a lot of big brass from the Russian Army.
And a nice long chat about the good old days in Korea
And after that, a civil trial...
And after that...
And am I not the luckiest guy in the whole world?
And beg you to stop the entire thing before it was too late?
And even now I feel that way, and yet, somewhere in the back of my mind,
And everybody was loveable.
And everything that Iselinism has come to stand for.
And flown by helicopter
And go up to Central Park and go jump in the lake?
And ground into dirt for what they did to you,
And he came over as soon as he could, which was instantly.
And he could only crawl because the other leg had been blown off. Edwards.
And how the whole patrol felt about him, did you hear what I said? Really hear?
And I have a question so serious
And I have here a list of the names of 207 persons
And I should say, if properly used, entirely police proof.
And I strangled Ed Mavole... and shot Bobby Lembeck.
And I thought, considering the rather shabby way you treated her,
And I told him I had just met you, and I gave him his ring back.
And I was bitten by this snake.
And I will hit him, I promise you,
And I will show you proof that this man stands for evil, that he is evil.
And I would like having a cook. A good cook, I mean.
And I, being personally responsible for Soviet security
And in the end, heroically and unhesitatingly, gave his life
And in your present state, there's no possible way I can use you.
And is the second key to clear the mechanism
And it has occurred to me that Tom Jordan's daughter, Jocelyn...
And Johnny Iselin's stepson.
And Johnny Iselin's stepson.
And Johnny will rise gallantly to his feet
And lift Ben Arthur's body in his arms,
And me and the men who were on the patrol?
And nobody's even seen one, and now this.
And now, according to the quaint local custom,
And respected member of the community.
And say what you're supposed to say!
And saying, The queen of diamonds is reminiscent in many ways
And since you were my best friend in the Army, here goes.
And some old Chinese and Russian friends of ours.
And strangle Ed Mavole...
And taken to the Timothy Swardon Sanitarium, 84 East 61st Street.
And taking out a full company of enemy infantry.
And that business about jumping in the lake, it really did happen.
And that Major Marco be temporarily reassigned
And that's a beginning.
And that's all I have to say on the subject now. Come, babe.
And The History of Piracy,
And the nine surviving members of his patrol,
And then to have no memory of having killed.
And then, dear girl, it's over. All over.
And then, when I take power, they will be pulled down
And they chose you
And they paid me back by taking your soul away from you.
And this... This is my private office.
And very poor specimens, or perhaps none at all, in the valleys.
And what they did in so contemptuously underestimating me!
And when she does, I think we should give a little party.
And with a sense of the job to be done,
And you go to Command Headquarters,
And you were to become infatuated with the daughter of a Russian agent,
And your attention span is limited.
And, b, may I mix you a drink?
And, I assure you, the moment the Senate reconvenes,
And, if I may be permitted a phrase of my own,
And, of course, various officials of the USSR,
And... Ethnic Choices of the Arabs.
And... he ships 'em to me, wherever I happen to be stationed.
Anybody invites you to a game of solitaire,
Anything to take the pain out of campaigning, eh? (CACKLING)
Anyway, I thought you were in the hospital?
Anyway, what's so much of a nightmare about that?
Apartment 3B. Can you remember that?
Are shots of male models, Mexican circus performers,
Are there any Communists in the Defense Department?
Are you stationed in New York? Or is stationed the right word?
Are you sure they're coming, Mother?
Are, in a sense, the crucial years.
Aren't you gonna pop champagne? Or at least kiss the bride?
Arrange the parade for you and so forth.
As a matter of fact, they told me you'd be asleep.
As a public relations officer, you're a disaster.
As being members of the Communist Party!
As of this moment, I'm placing you on sick leave.
As soon as you find out whatever it is they want you to do. I'll be waiting.
As the consulting psychiatrist,
As you can well understand, gentlemen, my...
As you may or may not have heard,
Ask him if anyone else is having dreams like yours.
At any time, discovered at the scene of an assignment,
At the police station, they told me you had beaten up a large Chinese gentleman.
Attempting to block his nomination.
Back through the enemy lines to safety.
BARMAN: When I get married to my old lady,
Based on Raymond's psychiatric pattern,
Based out of New York.
Because I think I'm going nuts.
Because it smells of brown soap and beer.
Because it was Christmas Eve, I told him.
Because my daughter has assured me that it was important to her that I come.
Because of their symbolic identification with human beings.
Because they thought it would bind me closer to them.
Because you are great man who save my life.
Because you're not supposed to move.
Before he's turned over to his American operator.
Before I even took my coat off, I telephoned my fiancé.
Before they turned me over to my American operator.
Ben, I want...
Ben, you cannot believe how loveable I was.
Ben, you don't blame me for hating my mother, do you?
Ben, you've got to believe me and trust me. I can make him well.
Ben! Ben, you should have seen the judge's face!
Ben! What is it?
Ben?
Ben.
Bennie, I want to marry you more than I want to go on eating Italian food,
Berezovo in Moscow, and my American operator here.
Beware, my dear Zilkov. The virus of capitalism is highly infectious.
Big day! Mark that down in your book.
Black seven on the red eight.
Bobby Lembeck got separated to the left.
Bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being you've ever met.
But after what she did to Jocie and me,
But first, I have something to tell you.
But for his own protection, he must be instructed that if he is ever,
But I didn't always hate her.
But I do not.
But I figured...
But I got sick and now I'm on leave and I'm gonna spend it in New York.
But I have been even less loveable
But I have conditioned them, or brainwashed them,
But I think he has a good chance for the second spot.
But in this case, I think...
But it does take care of its own people, which is why I'm here.
But it will get worse and worse,
But it's gonna absolutely make his summer!
But it's the most rousing speech I've ever read.
But now we have come almost to the end.
But our table of organization is under acceptable strength.
But the avoidance of late spring and early autumn frosts
But the terrible things he's written about Johnny!
But the truth of the matter is that I'm just interested, you know,
But there are more complications.
But thinking, hon, just simply isn't one of them.
But you can see for yourself how he is with me.
But you don't want to sit there listening to me talking...
But you just started to tell me...
But you may call me Jenny.
But you must believe I did not know it would be you.
But you must believe I did not know it would be you.
But, babe, I thought that you and Senator...
But, babe, I...
But, my dear fellow, we don't need interpreters here.
But, whatever it is, it's supposed to happen soon,
But... nonetheless, Maryland is a beautiful state.
By a team of specialists from the Pavlov Institute in Moscow.
By an enemy who had captured his mind and his soul.
By playing a little solitaire?
By the President of the United States.
By the time he reached him, the enemy had a fix on the position.
Call Eldorado 59970. If a young lady answers,
Call so shyly and ask for our first date.
Called the American Civil Liberties Union.
Can you explain the proposed cut in budget?
Can you recall what happened to them?
Can't we get to the point?
Captain Marco sent up some low flares,
Captain Marco, would you be good enough to lend Raymond your pistol?
Captain, now Major, Bennett Marco had been reassigned
Capturing an enemy machine gun nest
Chu Chin Chow, or whatever your name is,
Chunjin born two miles from here, Captain.
Chunjin will give you a two piece sniper's rifle
Chunjin! Chunjin!
Chunjin! Oh, I forgot.
Come on, kid. It's time for you to call it a night.
Come on. Get dressed.
Come with me! I'll force some good whisky on you
Concerns the influence of air drainage upon plant climate.
Conditioned Reflex Therapy, to name only three.
Congratulations, son. How do you feel?
Considering that Raymond Shaw is the kindest,
Convey my apologies to him. I'll join you later.
Crazy French pronunciation and all.
Czech research chemists,
Daddy, what is it?
Darling, you're a Medal of Honor winner. Congratulations.
Darling.
Defending America even if it means his own death!
Delegates.
Depending on his reading time under pressure.
Develop psychic injuries as they collide with one another.
Did single handedly save the lives of nine members of his patrol,
Diseases of Horses and the novels of Joyce Cary
Do you realize, comrade, the implications of the weapon
Do you remember a darling girl we met before you went into the Army,
Do you remember Al Melvin, the corporal on the patrol?
Doctor. An honor and a pleasure.
Doesn't it strike anyone as curious that
Don't bother trying to guess. You're too tired.
Don't get any silly ideas about this ridiculous looking bed jacket.
Eighth Avenue side.
Eldorado 59970.
Eldorado 59970. Can you remember that?
Enjoyed by sites with good air drainage,
Eugenie is somehow more fragile.
Even if it's not true, it's nice of you to say it.
Every place we've been in Korea, this joker was born two miles from it.
Everything that you and I and every freedom minded American...
Everything that you and I and every freedom minded American...
Exactly one hour ago, your friend Mr. Alan Melvin in Wainright, Alaska
Except for this floor and the one above,
Except, of course...
Experiments in the Hypnotic Production
Fifty two red queens and me are telling you... You know what we're telling you?
Figure out what we're gonna name the kids.
Find out what hospital he's in and call them.
Flown in tonight. It will take about a week, working between visiting hours,
For any other assignment. Yeah!
For defamation of character and slander.
For instance, when the psychiatrist asked me how I felt about Raymond Shaw
For it is not what has been done in the past,
For money?
For months, I've been driven out of my mind by a recurring dream.
For one million bucks... pick a card.
For one thing, we discovered that we both loathe and despise you and Johnny.
For the last time we would ever kiss, and I ran.
For this particular plan, Mikhail Mikanich.
For whatever pain I might be causing him,
Forget everything that happened at the senator's house, do you understand?
Formerly, we used to consider sheltered valleys
French head waiters, Turkish wrestlers,
From a number of varieties originally found in Japan.
From his campaign headquarters this morning,
From the bottom of the heart: Don't play poker.
From this, it might appear that the hydrangea is a fairly simple plant,
GAINES: Who's there?
Gaucho Marx.
Gaucho Marx. Ben... Ben, I just made a joke.
Get him out of this room! I will not have him here, do you hear? Not ever!
Get married. Why don't you pay attention to me when I speak to you?
Get out of here! Don't you take my picture anymore! Clear this room!
Get out of there!
Give me a deck of cards, please.
Gives the hills a decided advantage.
Go and get yourself a drink or a tranquillizer.
Go away, Ben. Find yourself a girl. Lie in the sun.
God knows, Ben, I...
Good night, Ben.
Good.
Has the man ever killed anyone, or has he not?
Have any other ex members of your patrol had similar dreams?
Have been under scrupulous examination. The facts speak for themselves.
Have him back here the day after tomorrow.
Have him kill one of your people in here.
Have you gone out of your mind?
Having been relieved of those uniquely American symptoms, guilt and fear,
He came to interview me at the White House.
He cannot possibly give himself away.
He could not do more to harm this country than he's doing now.
He freed himself at last...
He get me visa. Now, I need job.
He had a loud voice and it grated. He was about 5'11, on the heavy side.
He is ready to be turned over to his American operator.
He is very insistent, sir.
He keeps dreaming that the patrol is all sitting together in this hotel lobby
He led his patrol, which had been listed as missing in action for three days,
He said he was going out of his mind.
He said he was in the Army with you.
He said to tell him to take it easy and not to worry about a thing.
He saved our lives and took out a complete company of Chinese infantry.
He smiles all the time.
He was run down in the street by a hit and run driver.
He was very reluctant to go.
He was wearing his medal when he died.
He wrote that I was the best friend he had in the Army.
He's absolutely scared tiddly about snakes in this part of the country.
He's in... San Francisco. A little bookstore out there.
He's not a Communist, Mother. As a matter of fact, he's a Republican.
He's the healthiest man I've ever seen. You can tell by just looking at him.
He's the one that Raymond...
He's tied up inside in a thousand knots, I know that,
Hence the cut in budget.
Here. Have him use this.
Hey! Raymond! Hey!
Hey! What are you doing?
Hi, kid.
Him? Our Raymond? Are you kidding?!
His brain has not only been washed, as they say,
His citation, attested to by his commanding officer, Captain Marco
His mother is head of 15 different patriotic organizations.
His moustache was a little thinner then.
His name is Berezovo. He's a member of the Central Committee.
His staff were dressed in civilian clothes. They looked like FBI men.
His stepfather is a United States senator.
His superior at the newspaper, Mr...
Hmm...
Holborn Gaines?
Holborn Gaines? That Communist?!
Hold it, General, please! Get in there quickly, quickly!
Hold the one on the right, please!
Hold this one, too, please.
Holderman.
Hon, I can't tell you how worried I am about Raymond.
Honey! Honey!
How about passing the time by playing a little solitaire?
How did the old ladies turn into Russians?
How did you get in here in the first place?! Major,
How did you know that? How do you know?!
How good of you to come, Tom.
How would you see her? They live in New York.
However, comrade, we thank you for thinking of the matter in that light.
However, if you will permit me to point out,
Human fish swimming in the ocean of atmosphere
Hurry it up, will you? We've got work to do out here.
I absolutely refuse.
I am Chunjin, Mr. Shaw, sir.
I am here at this Fascist rally
I am not loveable.
I am not loveable.
I am not loveable.
I am sure you've all heard the old wives' tale
I am tailor and mender. I am cook. I drive car. I am cleaner and scrubber.
I am United States Senator John Yerkes Iselin,
I apologize, my dear Dimitri.
I ask for job with you
I assure you, Doctor, conditions offering minimum risk can be arranged.
I believe, Experiments in the Hypnotic Production of Crime.
I can only say that as one who has devoted his life
I can see that Chinese cat standin' there smilin' like Fu Manchu,
I could never beat her.
I could never figure out what that phrase meant, more or less.
I could use a valet, I think.
I couldn't think what to wear, then I saw this playing card...
I despise John Iselin
I did love her. (SOBBING) I do love her.
I didn't even know you knew him.
I do have a Kleenex, but...
I don't know what you mean, and I don't want to know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't really know anything about it at all.
I don't remember, Ben. I just don't remember.
I don't think anybody really knows, except...
I don't think anything will happen until then.
I don't think that Chunjin is a Buddhist.
I don't think they ever knew what hit 'em.
I dream about all the guys on the patrol where you won the medal.
I figured if they went to the trouble to contact George Washington,
I find that you are so acting,
I fix anything. I take message.
I give you the next President of the United States!
I got no idea that this guy comes in the same package,
I got this crumb tied around my neck.
I grabbed my coat, kissed my fiancé on the cheek,
I guess Captain Marco, ma'am.
I guess he isn't, but there he is, ma'am.
I guess so. Columbus is a tremendous football town.
I guess your friends call you Jenny.
I had thought to spend the afternoon at Macy's.
I had to say this or write this to someone
I have devoted considerable thought to the problem,
I have explained to your husband why I am here.
I have word she'll be coming home soon,
I haven't had so much supporting mail in the Senate in the last 22 years.
I hope you haven't been too much upset by these idiotic attacks of Iselin.
I just know you are.
I keep dreaming a thing like that about Sergeant Shaw.
I keep forgetting that you're a young country
I keep telling you not to think!
I know that sounds terribly Freudian, but in this case, I don't think it is.
I know there are in the Defense Department.
I know you will never entirely comprehend this, Raymond,
I know you will never entirely comprehend this, Raymond,
I know. And thank you.
I live at 53 West 54th Street.
I live on 54th Street, a few doors from the Modern Museum of Art,
I mean, I think he's just
I mean, I've never seen you look so awful.
I mean, the way you keep changing the figures on me all the time,
I must ask you to forgive their somewhat lackadaisical manners,
I must be going crazy!
I must say, it was original of you to have the police department
I must say, it was rather sweet of the general, with you only a major.
I naturally assumed you wanted something.
I never saw her again.
I noticed magnificent hydrangeas on the hills,
I now charge this man, Thomas Jordan, with high treason.
I once found it necessary to sue your mother
I personally guarantee it.
I promise you one thing. It may be a little uncomfortable for you,
I remember.
I said Raymond Shaw is the kindest, warmest, bravest,
I say to him, You think you're a poker player?
I see. This opinion, Major, was it generally held?
I sent Daddy round the front way. I had to see you alone.
I served them, I fought for them,
I shall force someone to take the body away from him.
I shall move for this man Jordan's impeachment!
I should have known better.
I sleep at house of my cousin.
I still can't.
I suggest Krasnogorski's Primary Violence Motivation,
I tell him how I interpret your outfit.
I tell him I want to come to America.
I tell you, there's a time bomb here just waiting to go off.
I tell you, there's something phony about me, about Raymond Shaw,
I think a few months' detached service
I think if John Iselin were a paid Soviet agent,
I think we can safely eliminate jacks and kings.
I thought he was a Buddhist, or I would have sent him a Christmas card.
I told them to build me an assassin.
I told you I wasn't married. I never said I wasn't engaged.
I tried to... convey my regrets
I used to believe that as a baby, I was the sole survivor of a spaceship crash.
I wanna tell you that I've been having this terrible nightmare.
I want the nominee to be dead about two minutes
I want to offer my congratulations and welcome you to the family.
I want to talk to you about that Communist tart.
I want to thank you very much, Miss?
I want you to meet Jocie. Remember I told you about her?
I wanted a killer from a world filled with killers,
I was flown in last night under embassy quota. Revolting journey.
I was going to write, but we've been in a frightful mess of late.
I was interpreter at 32 Charlie Company.
I was interpreter at 32 Charlie Company.
I was loveable.
I was one of the Chinese workmen who the laid the track on this stretch.
I was the best friend he had in the Army.
I was with you at the bar and you were playing solitaire. Do you remember that?
I went straight home, and when I got upstairs...
I went to a girls' camp once on Lake Francis.
I will bring impeachment proceedings against your husband
I will give you an equally simple minded answer.
I will go with you to Washington, tomorrow, if you like,
I will make my report on the patrol, ma'am.
I will pay you $60 a week.
I will recommend urgently that Raymond Shaw be posted for the Medal of Honor.
I wondered if you'd like to attend.
I would like to have dinner waiting.
I would recommend that the matter of Raymond Shaw be dropped right now
I would spend every cent I own and all I could borrow to block you.
I would very much like to ask your permission, sir, to marry Jocelyn.
I would very much like to ask your permission, sir, to marry Jocelyn.
I would, I would gladly.
I write to Senator Iselin.
I wrote a letter...
I... I got a guy picks 'em out for me at random.
I... I think maybe I'm going crazy.
I'd be a lot happier if we could just settle on the number of Communists
I'd like to hear your personal feelings about Shaw.
I'd like to verify that number, sir. How many Communists did you say?
I'll be back as soon as I can.
I'll be in touch with her as quickly as I can.
I'll be right out!
I'll be there in ten minutes. Don't move!
I'll give you 48 hours.
I'll take this one with me, dear.
I'll talk to him then.
I'll tell you what I was doing. After I dropped you off,
I'm about to win them the greatest foothold they will ever have here,
I'm afraid our Saint Raymond, he don't approve. (CHORTLING)
I'm afraid to go to sleep because I have terrible dreams.
I'm going to recommend setting up a joint intelligence CIA/FBI unit,
I'm gonna beat that vile, slandering son of a numbskull to a bloody pulp!
I'm gonna look up an old friend of mine who's a newspaper man.
I'm having... terrible dreams like you used to have and...
I'm in a... hotel room...
I'm in the Army. I'm a major.
I'm leaving for Washington in a minute. I'll be back this evening by 8:30.
I'm new at this job, but it's not good to talk that way
I'm not exactly stationed in New York. I was... stationed in Washington,
I'm not going home with you, Mother. I'm going to New York.
I'm not loveable, but I loved her.
I'm not making excuses.
I'm not very loveable. No, no. Don't contradict me.
I'm production assistant for a man named Justin,
I'm sorry to disturb you, sir.
I'm very glad to hear that, sir.
I'm your mother. How can you talk to me this way?
I've answered your question, but you haven't answered mine.
I've been having this nightmare.
I've been in the Army 19 years. First time I've ever seen one of these.
I've been in the Army most of my life.
I've been thinking about him a great deal lately, and you know what?
I've been watching my daughter's face all evening.
I've been watching you through the window.
I've ever known in my whole... all of my life.
I've got 500 people at my disposal. A thousand if I need them.
I've got to find Raymond. Maybe he's home by now.
If I ever catch you in this room again, I'll throw you out bodily.
If I was you, I'd get myself another line of action.
If I were to tell you the statistics on death by snakebite every year...
If Johnny's name were proposed at the convention next week,
If kill we must for a better New York, why should it not be...
If Steinkamp doesn't take off that hat and stop messing around,
If the Pentagon ever opens up a Stupidity Division,
If there are no further questions for the secretary, that wraps things up.
If there was a bomb planted here, you'd stop it.
If they were the tiniest bit puzzled about you, they could have asked me.
If we may proceed with the demonstration?
If you attempt to deal with the delegates,
If you learn nothing else on your visit to this country, memorize that fact.
In a way, it was me.
In a way.
In all the years that you've known me, have you ever heard me make a joke?
In another modern discovery of horticultural importance.
In case there are any visitors.
In combat?
In defense of his freedom... (COUGHING)
In fact, he's probably one of the most repulsive human beings
In front of these ladies and gentlemen...
In mineral rich soils.
In Principles of Modern Banking
In the dream... I remember what you were doing with your hands.
In the entire Eastern seaboard of the United States,
In the Korean War, with 5,720,000 personnel engaged,
In the lobby of a small hotel in New Jersey
In the newspapers of the world,
In the selection of bizarre tobacco substitutes!
Intelligence Officer! Stupidity Officer is better!
Into two distinct and irreconcilable groups?
Is a tendency to refer to anyone who disagrees with her as a Communist.
Is driven from every dark corner of this great nation.
Is sufficient to bring generals to their feet, saluting.
Is that absolutely clear?
Is your place near here, Raymond?
ISELIN: I am United States Senator John Yerkes Iselin,
It appears that this Montague Capulet note
It cost her $65,000 and court costs.
It didn't matter who I killed.
It has been dry cleaned. (CACKLING)
It is one of the few Soviet operations in America
It is with a full awareness that the four years
It is with great humility, albeit with enormous pride
It isn't as if Raymond's hard to like. He's impossible to like!
It makes me look like some kind of a nut, like... like an idiot.
It makes the poison circulate.
It might be a rather gracious gesture if I gave her a coming home party.
It saved our lives during the campaign. This opens up into a double bed.
It should be a pleasant assignment,
It was a calculated risk, Ben. You were right to take it.
It was a terrible, vile, disgusting letter.
It was an accident.
It was just a test.
It was my father's. My father's dead. He left it to me.
It was my wife's. It's the warmest thing I have.
It was the summer, just before I went into the Army,
It was, by and large, a pleasant assignment, except for one thing.
It wasn't Raymond that really did it.
It would seem obvious to me that Major Marco was suffering a delayed reaction
It's a quarter to three. What do you want?
It's about an hour from here.
It's actually a rest home for wealthy alcoholics.
It's been decided that you will be dressed as a priest
It's been going on for weeks now.
It's been worked on here and in Russia, on and off, for over eight years.
It's been, after all, two years since the conditioning took place.
It's just our Raymond, our loveable Sergeant Shaw.
It's nice to see you again, sir.
It's over! The links, the beautifully conditioned links are smashed.
It's pretty far north.
It's quite possible I was feeling more or less fragile at that instant.
It's rather like listening to Orestes gripe about Clytemnestra.
It's really Bennett. I was named after Arnold Bennett.
It's time for my American operator to give me the plan.
It's to do with... all kinds of strange people.
It's up under the roof on the Eighth Avenue side of the Garden.
It's your turn to tell us what your name is.
Japanese criminals,
Jimmy, a little chalky under the chin.
Jocelyn Jordan, Senator Jordan's daughter?
Jocie and her father?
Jocie waited up as long as she could. She turned in about a quarter to two.
Jocie was loveable.
Jocie.
Jocie...
Johnny and I are giving an enormous party.
Johnny stays there sometimes, sir,
JOHNNY: ...of the Republic, repeat Republic,
JOHNNY: It's me, babe. Johnny. Tom Jordan's here. I need you.
Just because your parents and the country...
Just keep shouting point of order into the television cameras,
Just like United State Army.
Just one real simple number that will be easy for me to remember.
Just read them.
Just yesterday in the cloakroom, they said Hey, Johnny...
Just... darling.
Keep playing!
Know about intelligence work?
Let me put it another way.
Let's begin with the patrol.
Let's discard the various number systems and concentrate on the face cards.
Let's see what we get with two of 'em. Keep playing.
Like Captain Idiot in Astounding Science comics.
Looking like, I dunno, Gaucho Marx.
Loveable the whole damn thing was.
Lunch with Raymond, a nice little game of solitaire
Madame Yen has given me the most appalling list.
Made the same two photographs.
Made to commit acts too unspeakable to be cited here...
Major Marco.
Major Marco.
Major, how many did he say?
Major, I said there are exactly... I have absolute proof there are
Major, my time is important. How much longer must we go on with this nonsense?
Major, to your knowledge,
Make like a housewife! I'll get out of this idiot suit.
MALE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our national anthem.
MAN ON PA: One, two, three, four, five...
MAN: After his arrival in Washington,
MAN: Dear Sarge.
MAN: Doesn't look old enough to be in your army.
MAN: Lights out! Lights!
MAN: So this lousy brother in law of mine,
MAN: Testing! One, two, three, four, five, six.
MAN: The war in Korea was over.
MAN: This nation jealously guards its highest award for valor,
MAN: To take some of the mystery out of it, Major, the photographs you see
MAN: We need the lights. Lights.
MAN: Who are you, sir?
MAN: Young man you've flown 8,000 miles to this dreary spot in Manchuria to see.
Many years ago, when I was traveling about the country,
MARCO: How did the old ladies turn into Russians?
MARCO: What was Raymond doing with his hands?
MARCO: Why hasn't he called?
MARCO: Yes, ma'am.
Marvelous outlet for his aggressions. May I have the bayonet, please?
Maryland's a beautiful state.
Mavole was one of the two men lost in the action, and...
Mavole went after him.
May I ask the colonel, a, is this an official visit,
May I ask what you find so amusing?
May I present the famous Raymond Shaw.
May I take this thing off now, Mother?
Maybe I will. Yeah. Maybe I'll do that.
Maybe...
Might he not then be given that very influential job himself?
More favorable to plants than hilltops.
Most mortal of all are those gotten from the parent fish.
Most wonderful human being I've ever known.
Most wonderful human being I've ever known.
Most wonderful human being I've ever known.
Mother, what is this? What are you doing here?
MOTHER: Darling, something important has come up.
MOTHER: Johnny, come over here, hon.
MOTHER: You'll be marvelous in there this afternoon, hon.
Mother!
Mr. Gaines. It's Mr. Shaw.
Mr. Secretary. I have a question, sir.
Mr. Shaw, there's a gentleman outside to see you.
My costume. I came to this costume party as the queen of diamonds.
My daddy's gonna be so pleased about this!
My dear girl. Have you noticed that the human race is divided
My dear Yen, as you grow older, you grow more long winded.
My dear, although we've done everything that modern science recommends,
My fellow Americans.
My full name is Eugenie Rose.
My God, Ben. Isn't she beautiful? Isn't she?
My God, where'd ya get all the books?
My life before my liberty!
My life before my liberty.
My life is devoted to helping you and Johnny.
My magic is better than your magic.
My mother.
My name is Ben.
My name is Thomas Jordan. Senator Thomas Jordan.
My wife is prostrate over the loss of this dear and wonderful girl
My... My son Raymond is in retreat,
Needless to say, I was very surprised to hear from him.
Never mind all that. Not now. Tell me what else happened at Tonghua.
Next 200 yards.
Next spring. I might be dead by next spring.
Night after night, the major was plagued by the same reoccurring nightmare.
No evasions, Mr. Secretary! No evasions, if you please, sir.
No longer a matter for investigation by the Defense Department!
No, I don't. I never keep letters.
No, no.
No, sir.
No, sir. Not to my knowledge.
No.
No. A lieutenant colonel. He was my father's commanding officer at the time.
No. We couldn't make it.
Nonsense, of course!
Nor what may be done against the far horizons
Nor will he, of course, have any reason to fear being caught.
Nor would I ask of any fellow American
Nor would I ask of any fellow American in defense of his freedom
Not a very good joke, I admit, but a joke.
Not all of which, of course, have the same characteristics.
Not at all. This is a purely social event.
Not Chinese, dear. Korean. At least I think he was Korean.
Not with the knife. With the hands.
Not yet, they haven't, for which I am deeply grateful.
Notice how he is always drawn to authority?
Now raging between the two party leaders.
Now then, comrades...
Now then, Raymond.
Now, I want him to feel like he's safe. Just give me a pack of cards.
Now, just be patient. She'll be here. I guarantee it.
Now, ladies...
Now, the big one.
Now, this is very important.
Now, why don't you just take that somewhere very quietly and drink it?
Now, you just lie very still. Don't move.
Now, you just sit there quietly and cooperate.
Obviously, the solitaire game serves as some kind of trigger mechanism.

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