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The Ladykillers (2004)

The Ladykillers (2004)

The Ladykillers is a dark comedy film released in 2004, directed by Joel and Ethan Coen. This black comedy revolves around a bumbling group of criminals who pose as musicians to plan and execute a heist on a riverboat casino. Led by their eccentric frontman "Professor" Goldthwait Higginson Dorr (played by Tom Hanks), this quirky gang rents a room in the basement of an unsuspecting elderly woman, Mrs. Munson (portrayed by Irma P. Hall). As they prepare for their grand scheme, their plans become complicated by their inability to keep Mrs. Munson in the dark.

With standout performances from Marlon Wayans, J.K. Simmons, Tzi Ma, and Ryan Hurst as members of the criminal gang, The Ladykillers is a humorous yet thrilling ride. If you are a fan of the Coen Brothers' unique storytelling and dark humor, this film is a must-watch.

You can immerse yourself in The Ladykillers' soundscape by playing and downloading its soundtrack by visiting the link provided.

A big ol' thumpety stereo so he can listen to that trash!
A false god,
A feat of derring do, an enterprise not ignoble,
A financial behemoth that will cheerfully replenish its depleted vaults,
A little dank, ain't it?
A painted harlot luring people into sin by exciting the vice of greed
A painted harlot luring people into sin by exciting the vice of greed
A raven,
A'ight? You got three seconds,
Aah!
Across the sea
Afflicts over two million people, yet most of us have never heard of it,
After entering the casino vault and returning to the root cellar,
Ah,
Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen, we delude ourselves,
Ah, Psyche, from the regions which
Ah, Yes,
Ah?
Ain't no smokin' in this house,
Ain't nobody play the sackbut like Lump right there, He,
Ain't that somethin'!
Ain't you gonna use the strap, Mama?
All night long
All night long
All right, look, are you gonna have a bug up your ass
All right, look, you, I will thank you to stop referring to Mountain that way,
All right, safety meeting,
All working together, just like we are here,
Allow me to introduce my friends, my colleagues,
Allow me to present myself, um, formally,
Allow me to tell you the truth in private,
Allow?
Amen!
And apparently, in doing so, we hit a mother lode of natural gas,
And attend Sunday services, rather than spend the remainder of our days
And catacombs, This is ideal, This is perfect, This is more than perfect,
And engage in divine worship?!
And for that I apologize no end,
And give you a lead colonic, muthafucka!
And having found one simply lying on your cellar floor
And he told me he's gonna comply with your request
And I ain't just talkin' crap,
And I do not believe that is too strong a word,
And I guess I made 'em feel real bad,
And I thought you and a friend from church perhaps would?
And I was offering an explanation, not an excuse,
And I won't call the police if you give back the money
And I'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes,
And I'm sure we would all welcome a moment of R and R,
And insert two leads: A and B,
And is, in fact, one of those eccentrics one often reads about
And it was just at this inopportune moment
And it's one of the few memories I retain of the man
And nailed Him to the cross
And normally those needs gotta do with women with big asses,
And once a day all the cash is moved down to the countin' room,
And pack in a little plastique, Igneous blows pretty good,
And perhaps a tear will form and we shall say,
And reflect also that if you decline to act, thus forcin' me to do so,
And scramble back up to the face of the Almighty God!
And shoot that old lady,
And since she shall share only in Mr, Pancake's portion of the booty,
And so, let us pray,
And that attitude, madam, was a factor in our discussions,
And that insurance company has tens and tens of thousands of policyholders,
And that's the motherfucker we got a problem with,
And the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance,
And the prejudices of the common ruck,
And then there's the man inside the custodian,
And then we just drill through,
And then, of course, I just love, love, love the works of Mr, Edgar Allan Poe,
And there are no other such signs among the houses
And think, each and every one of us, to the very best of his ability,
And this muthafucka brings his bitch
And two, you're all going to be, in consequence,
And we could no more play with one part tacit
And we shall choose to trust her since we have no choice,
And what, to flog a horse that if not dead
And where is the counting room?
And who shall now reap the fruits of our communal efforts,
And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity?
And y'all go to church with me next Sunday,
And yet not quiet, If I may offer a riddle,
And you! I told you I don't want any smokin' in this house!
And your replacement's gonna be black,
And, by all means, let us keep this to ourselves,
And, of course, our instruments contrived in an age ignorant of miniaturization,
And, on our behalf, I wish him a warm Mississippi welcome,
And, pining for his master's affection, return on his own initiative?
And, Sheriff, do you know what they call colored folks in them songs?
Angels in the heaven done wrote my name
Angels up heaven done wrote my name
Anyhow, I just came to show you the fife, Othar's fife, Burned his own,
Apply to the functions ancillary to this cash besotted business,
As a poor but ready substitute, a brief poetic recital,
As I'm travelin' through this land!
As it fanned its way back and forth across the great alluvial plain, leaving earth,
As long as everybody knows,
As to why I darkened your door, as the expression would have it,
As you know, we academics are inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves
At it like it was some pussy!
At Yale, the students will see how many of their number they can enclose
Aw, just 'cause I'm dressed like a janitor, don't mean you gotta do me dirty,
Because sometimes, brothers and sisters, that's the only way!
Been mighty good, yeah
Before we set the charge, we will run through our procedure,
Behind a five inch thick steel portal, yes, But the walls,
Behind which is only the soft, loamy soil deposited over centuries
Bestowed, in my case, in recognition of my mastery of the antique languages
Blowed the khalil,
Bussed his own dishes, You can always tell a gentleman,
But at the end of the day, your position prevailed,
But he done gone down to the Costco in Pascagoula and got himself a blaster,
But I don't propose to inflict our rehearsals on you,
But I picture her as being very, very,
But I'd like to think that they've only made us value one another all the more,
But if you woulda seen the kettle drums on this girl, Mr, Gudge, whew!
But it don't make me want to go hippity hop,
But now you have wrested the information from me,
But now you have wrested the information from me,
But that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka!
But the benefit shall accrue to any number of worthy causes
But the government did recognize the breadth of his readin'
But they could recite poems that'd break your heart,
But we don't make no big whoop dee do about denomination,
But you always was healthy as a ox,
But, I offer no excuses save one,
But, let us think a moment,
But, to me, there are other good books as well,
By his love of the music of the early Renaissance,
By the Old Man, the meanderin' Mississippi,
Bye bye, ladies, It was, it was my pleasure,
Cafe?
Can't stop shittin', Can't stop talkin' about shittin',
Cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits,
Carrying the Word of God, come down that Sinai peak,
Come and let it
Come on
Come on in here and say hello,
Come on, Follow me,
Come on, man, you do it,
Come on, shine
Come over here and blow on these dice,
Come, come, come, No, no, no,
Come, come, Here, kitty, Here, kitty,
Come, let us go back...
Coming up!
Commodious enough to accommodate all the members of our ensemble,
Corollary to our aim,
Could he possibly offer our merry little old band of miscreants,
Could I just give it all to Bob Jones University?
Couldn't face the music,
Couldn't we just bribe the guy?
Criminals,
Cut it himself and burned his holes,
Dawg, this is a motherfuckin' pigsty, man!
Declinin', backslidin', never mindin' sinners?
Dented tin canteen, All right? Strap it to his fucking collar!
Despite our setback, we find ourselves on schedule
Devotional music, Church music,
Didn't hear nothin'?!
Distract him, He'll shit if he sees this,
Distract him, He'll shit if he sees this,
Do you know who the Freedom Riders were, MacSam?
Don't be cruel, Come on, just one butt cheek,
Don't be shy, Lump, Don't be shy, Lump, that boy, he go,
Don't give up on me, Otto! Mountain, I need two live leads!
Don't know if it'll do any good,
Don't make me no never mind, he transported!
Each and every one of those policyholders shall have contributed one penny,
Each of us coming to understand and appreciate
Easiest thing in the world, I I just thought,
Easiest thing in the world, Why, we just blow right through it,
Elron over there'll shoot yo' ass, Goddamn!
Entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor,
Episcopalian, Back in the '60s, we had a Jew come in!
Every time they have to fetch him, they swear they'll never do it no more,
Everybody lookin' at me like I'm some kind of fuck up for losin' a sorry ass job,
Everybody welcome at our church, Yeah, we had a Methodist come in,
Excellent, I believe, at last, we have the right man for the job,
Extend that helpin' hand, Show an interest,
Extremely,
Facilities to cook and clean, and, most importantly, its counting houses,
Fiery pit! Left My Wallet in El Segundo,
For fuckin' punitive damages, man!
For takin' in this weary, wayward wanderer,
For the music of the Renaissance,
For the rest of the time we work together?
For, as you see, we are shorthanded,
From a school in Paris, France, called the Sorbonne,
From one of his visits home, and how I do cherish it
Fuck the outside! Come on! What?!
Fuck you,
Fuck you, I ain't your motherfuckin' house ******, I'm the inside man,
Garth Pancake, though a master of none, is a jack of all those trades
Garth, can you run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel?
Gawain is our proverbial inside man,
Gawain is so far transported
Gawain is still at work,
Gawain, maybe you could fill a Hudson sprayer and spritz it down while I drill,
Gawain's gun, retort muffled by a pillow, into the brain,
Gelatinite, C 4,
General!
Gentlemen, I propose that we consider the matter of this woman,
Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all aware
Gentlemen, this is the Bandit Queen, Gambling den, Cash cow,
Gentlemen, to we few, We who have shared each other's company,
George! How did they get in here?!
Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass, man!
Get your fingers out my man's nose!
Give it all to 'em! That's a good idea!
Glory hallelujah,
Go back
Go back to God
Go on and enjoy the concert! Driver! Au revoir, mesdames,
Go to sleep one night, wake up in the glory land! Whoo!
Goddamn it, his canteen fell off, Props!
Goddamn it, Otto's gonna have irreversible brain damage in about 30 seconds,
Goddamn it! Hudson, get your ass out of my game!
Goldthwait Higginson Dorr, Ph, D,
Gone these 20 years,
Good evenin', Mrs, Munson,
Good then, Gentlemen, why don't we crowd around and go over the plan?
Gospel music?
Got breakfast there, and you still eatin' goddamn lunch, man,
Governmental regulations and civic safeguards
Hallelujah
Hallelujah!
Hard for me to squeeze a trigger anyway,
Harmless little Felix domesticus,
Has been known to melt the heart of even the hardest misanthrope,
Have you got any idea?
He a man of learnin'?
He can't do that, You could sue him, Open and shut case,
He caught 'em worshippin'
He caught 'em worshippin'
He caught them Israelites in decline,
He enlisted the entire ensemble in an all out effort to sift through the subsoil
He has managed to secure himself a berth on the custodial staff of the Bandit Queen,
He plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut!
He probably went down to the cellar to play with his friends,
He was a self educated man, Didn't have a career as such,
He was some kind of man,
He was some kind of man,
He will be doin' such fabricatin' and demolition work
He, he lived in a dream, An ancient dream,
Heavy volumes of antiquity freighted with the insights of man's glorious age,
Helen,
Her gains are ill gotten,
Here is Orchard Street,
Here is the residence of Marva Munson,
Here, Kitty, Come to G, H,
Hey, look, man, she's just an old colored lady to you,
Hey, man, fuck you and your irritated bowel!
Hey, Mr, Gudge, uh,
Hey, this shit smells like piles,
His fingers are way the fuck up my nose!
His replacement, no doubt, will be black!
Hm,
Hm?
Hoardin' his entire life savings,
Holds more currency than this morning's newspaper,
Home to live with God Oh,
Hoo hoo hoo!
How statue like I see thee stand,
How the hell does it eat when it gets to the Nibbles Ready to Eat?
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
Hudson! Get your ass off the field! Get your ass off the field!
Huh!
I ain't apologizin' to that muthafucka, He fired me 'cause I'm black!
I also hold a number of other advanced degrees, including the baccalaureate
I am a professor, The professor, as you yourself so often say, The thinker,
I am currently on sabbatical from the institution where I teach,
I am devastated,
I am distraught, I'm more than distraught,
I am takin' a year off to indulge my passion,
I appreciate that, but we don't know what to do, Tried that, too,
I beg your pardon? Oh!
I came to O Z and broke the laws
I can't allow you to do that, Professor,
I can't do it, She remind me of my mama,
I can't hardly see the harm in it,
I can't really play the buttsack,
I challenge you, Even the casino itself, that riparian Gomorrah,
I did this often as a child,
I do beg your pardon?
I don't care if they was receptive or not!
I don't have a watch,
I don't have my Leatherman, Mountain, give me your Leatherman, Chop, chop!
I don't keep secrets from Mountain,
I don't know what it's like walkin' in your shoes,
I don't know what the fuck people be doin' here while they gamblin',
I don't suppose Othar ever turned his hand
I even get some phantom feeling,
I feel 30 pounds lighter,
I gather there was a premature detonation,
I got a family, My wife got dinner on the table,
I got a pyro license, Just, uh, bore a hole in the rock
I got to go, I'll meet you and your friend later,
I gotta call I'm much appalled
I guess I never told you that's how Mountain Girl and I met,
I guess it's just my way of sayin', um,
I guess my point bein' is I realize I'm a bunkie junkie,
I had to holler at 'em about stealin' all that money,
I had to make tea,
I have earplugs for whoever wants them, Just wedge those right in your ears,
I have not had that privilege,
I I'm beside myself, I'm at a positive loss for words,
I just happened to hear of this gospel concert tomorrow night,
I just stopped by here to let you know I did have a talk with Weemack,
I just want to pass away nice and peaceful,
I know I got religion and I ain't ashamed
I know I've got religion and I ain't ashamed to let
I know you all remember that when Moses came down the mountain
I mean, Gudge, it was more than an ass, it was literature,
I mean, the light's as ugly as all hell, but, shit, ain't as many Tucks,
I must confess myself to be puzzled as well,
I myself became acutely aware of the smell of rotten eggs,
I need not remind you, it is of the essence of this plan
I need your peace
I often find myself more at home in these ancient volumes
I perform in, and have the honor of directing, a period instrument ensemble
I propose we get our fallen comrade to the hospital,
I really have to be goin',
I remember my father sayin' to me
I remind you that if any tunnel is ever found leading to this house,
I said get outta here, You're fired,
I shall call the gas company, or the water company,
I shall see to the matter, as only a highly educated classicist could,
I should get a little extra compensation for the accident,
I shudder, I quake,
I suggest that we shall look back upon this little caper one day,
I swear to God, if that ass was nickels, you'd be a motherfuckin' millionaire,
I thought it was understood that when it came to our little enterprise,
I try so hard and play my cards afraid to fall, I ain't involved
I want to talk to you, Professor, so don't you be leavin'!
I want you to get your fannies up here with all y'all's period instruments,
I was a positive lemur, Here, kitty!
I wasn't born here, you know, I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania,
I will come up yo' stankin', irritated asshole with this gun
I won’t be troubled no more
I would be happy to present, with your ladies' permission,
I, B, S, dear?
I'd rather stick my dick in than that big ol' white chick!
I'll come over there and squeeze your fuckin' nutsack, you keep that bullshit up,
I'll just check the carotid artery,
I'll just go dump these in the hearse,
I'll train him to shit in the toilet, Mama,
I'm afraid Mr, Pancake is correct, We cannot draw straws again,
I'm goin' home to live with God
I'm goin' home to live with God
I'm goin' home to live with God
I'm goin' home to live with God
I'm goin' home to live with God
I'm gonna shake His loving hand
I'm gonna tell Him all about my trouble
I'm gonna tell you about how I came down to Mississippi,
I'm gonna train him, I promise, I'll train him real good!
I'm gonna train you real good!
I'm just cleanin' up here,
I'm not complaining, I did meet Mountain Girl,
I'm so very sorry, I propose that we consider this matter closed,
I'm surprised!
I'm tellin' you right now, nubbie, I ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger!
I'm tellin' you, he can tear it up, Right, Lump?
I'm thinkin', though, that since I lost a finger
I'm tryin' to help you, boy, better yourself!
I've made up my mind,
If you gentlemen can labor harmoniously in the course of my absence,
If you knew you had the runs, why didn't you shit back at the house?
If you will excuse me one moment, madam, I shall, uh, I shall see you out,
In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12:16,
In a telephone booth, At Harvard, a broom closet,
In compensation for the use of your home,
In decline!
In keepin' that music down and neighborly,
In Mr, Pancake's case, in a Hefty bag that is his constant companion,
In order to raise the money for a surgical procedure
In search of others,
In these books, in these volumes,
Indeed not,
Indeed, That only improves the acoustics,
Inhibits me in doing finer work of course, I'll always have to live with that,
Into confined spaces,
Involved citizens who came down here
Irritable Bowel Syndrome! Is there a men's room down here?
Is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?
Is educating the public,
Is gaining increasing currency through its use, yes,
Is in a blaze
Is in a maze
Is of the utmost importance,
Is strange and odd
Is that where we at?
Is there not a middle way?
It doesn't inhibit his movement in any way, and,
It don't smell right to me,
It falls to you to finish the job,
It has an insurance company,
It is a lie! It is a fantastic tale!
It is imperative to enlist the services of a hooligan, a goon, an ape, a physical brute,
It is imperative to enlist the services of a hooligan, a goon, an ape, a physical brute,
It is just a penny off of everybody's policy,
It is of the nature of the situation we would all prefer to be excused,
It is the active nature of the crime, though, that so abhors,
It is true,
It's authentic, Strapped on, of course, so it can't fall off,
It's just a little old present, Why, it's hardly anything at all,
It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway?
It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick!
It's OK, Don't stop on account of me,
Jackass, you just blew your goddamn finger off!
Jackass! You better get yo' ass back down there and find that shit, dipshit!
Just chuck it off the bridge, Easiest thing in the world,
Just drop the fuckin' tools,
Just tell me when the fuck they gonna leave, Damn!
Just the usual spadework until we get to the masonry of the vault,
Just thought I'd leave y'all with some cinnamon cookies,
Kiss my ass!
L left, 90 tiger, x slant, On one, Ready? Break!
Ladies, thy beauty is to me
Lay the bricks, Anchor in some chains,
Left My Wallet in El Segundo!
Let it
Let it shine
Let it shine on
Let it shine on me
Let it shine on me, yeah
Let it shine Ooh
Let me call you back, You know somethin' about it?
Let me tell you somethin', MacSam,
Let our light from the lighthouse shine on me
Let the light from the lighthouse
Let the light from the lighthouse
Let us go back
Let us go back
Let us make beautiful music together,
Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen,
Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen,
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me
Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me
Let's go back to God
Let's go back to God
Let's listen up, General, can you hand me the primer cord?
Like Elmer?
Like I say, it was just a trial balloon, Hand's not so bad really,
Like that ballplayer said, The world's got two kind of folks,
Like those Nicean barks of yore,
Listen up! Jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno!
Little punk,
Long straw, You all see it, All that fuss for nothin', punk,
Look you, there is no call for,
Look, I don't want no doubletalk,
Look, this fuckin' thing, it ain't that complicated,
Lord, I'm troubled
Lord, I'm troubled
Lord, I'm troubled
Ma'am, could it possibly wait? We're kinda busy down here today,
Ma'am, I really got to be goin' now,
Mackatee Funthes?
MacSam, everybody on the custodial staff is black,
Madam,
Madam, or rather, mesdames,
Madam, we are not musicians of the late Renaissance,
Madam, we must have waffles, We must all have waffles forthwith,
Madam, you are addressing a man who is quiet
Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass!
Man, get back in the fuckin' hole!
Man, I ain't peelin' no funky shit with my human hands,
Man, look at your ass, You got Cocoa Krispies on your uniform,
Mannex Corporation, They own the Bandit Queen, three other boats,
Marvelous,
Massive tunnelin' experience through the soil of his native French Indochina,
May all be situated, wherever,
May come
May I inquire, do you have a root cellar?
Maybe I'm just thinkin' out loud here
Maybe I should be excused from this thing,
Maybe we should be goin' to church, Maybe she is right,
Maybe you could come by the church one Sunday,
Maybe, since as you say there will be problems later,
Me
Me and this gentleman here have to get square,
Me!
Me!
Men of different backgrounds and differing talents,
Men with, in fact, but two things in common:
Mosses smote those sinners in his wrath! Yes, he did!
Most humans, anyhow,
Motherfuck!
Mountain Girl could outsource the manacles,
Mountain is my right hand, She helps me out with ordnance,
Mountain, put Otto into the apparatus,
Mr, Gudge, she had a ass that could pull a bus,
Mr, Pancake is an ardent foe of the Federal Reserve,
Mrs, Munson, are you at all curious
Mrs, Munson, don't, You don't have to,
Mrs, Munson, I have been trying
Mrs, Munson?
Mum was the word,
Must float like a leaf on the river of life,
Must shoot,
Must shoot,
My dear lady, I do so hope this is not an inopportune time for our first practice,
My dear Mrs, Munson, I have outlined your position with my colleagues,
My friend Mrs, Funthes is here, so I'm about to go out,
My Lord, but when I get up in the Kingdom, Lord
My, my, my,
No bullets?
No choice, It's a medical condition, Quickly!
No extra share, huh?
No extra share!
No more weepin' and wailin'
No need to call the authorities, madam,
No, 15 seconds, Well, 11 seconds now, it’ll be 12:16,
No, and I don't give a fuck,
No, I don't know nothin' about that, Othar never blowed no shofar!
No, I'm sorry, it's wrong, and don't you be leadin' me into temptation,
No, Mama! Please, Mama! I love you!
No, no, I beg of, Yes! Yes!
No, no, no, No, I'm not bereaved,
No, No, no, no, no, Not at all, madam,
No, no, really, I'm perfectly all right, I don't know what all the fuss is about,
No, shortest and painless is best,
Nope, nope, I'm fine, Perfectly all right! Not a problem!
Nor in those of the other patrons of this Waffle Hut,
Nor of the early, nor mid period,
Not allow?
Not at all, We were about to take a break anyway,
Not easy to do, Many reasons,
Not everyone is, of course, which is why the biggest challenge of I, B, S,
Not of this world, it's true,
Not only to make our caper more intellectually satisfying,
Not that I don't appreciate you giving the matter the benefit of your thought,
Nothin', ma'am, I just came down to get a,
Nothing that need discompose us was the sense I was tryin' to convey,
Now is the moment of praxis, Now, Lump, you must act,
Now, be a man,
Now, here we have, Not yet, Lump,
Now, I been tellin' the ladies about your music, and they want to hear you play,
Now, I don't know what you boys been up to,
Now, I know your mama taught you better than that!
Now, look here, it's the easiest thing in the world,
Now, look, with equal rights comes equal responsibility,
Now, Lump,
Now, Mrs, Munson, I will not have you missin' your musical recital, Off you go!
Now, the animal is free to be as active as he wants,
Now, this is where they count the dough, Now, if you try to take any of it,
Now, this is where they think on their corporate shit, Gudge and them,
Now, you can doubletalk all you want, It's church or the county jail,
Of course, Easiest thing in the world,
Of course, I understand that, but this is Mountain Girl,
Of course, in my youth, I was known simply as Goldthwait,
Of course, the tourist business there has suffered
Of course, Why, it's child's play now, Easiest thing in the world,
Of course, Wouldn't have it any other way,
Of course, Wouldn't have it any other way,
Of Latin and Greek,
Of not being able to contribute to their respective charities,
Of the existence of that august institution, each and every one of them
Offices, Underground,
Oh,
Oh, Afternoon, Mrs, Munson,
Oh, certainly not, ma'am, I understand your indignation, ma'am,
Oh, come
Oh, come on in!
Oh, come on up to his room with me and say hello,
Oh, come on, You shouldn't be usin' the men's room now!
Oh, fuck, man, I don't wanna hear about this shit,
Oh, he's up that tree again! You'd better shimmy on up,
Oh, I know who he was, Kinda spooky,
Oh, I see, all right,
Oh, I tried to get you to see him,
Oh, indeed I am,
Oh, let it shine on
Oh, let it shine on
Oh, look at this, I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket!
Oh, Lord Jesus,
Oh, madam, I blush, I melt, No,
Oh, my God,
Oh, my,
Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
Oh, my, That's an awful lot of letters,
Oh, no need,
Oh, no,
Oh, no, Gawain, would that it were simple,
Oh, no, he can breathe, Eh, eh, that thing is,
Oh, no, ma'am, Don't want that on the wall,
Oh, no, no, he's back,
Oh, no, no, We play music that has been composed to the greater glory of God,
Oh, no, not him, Weemack,
Oh, no, The word band would be, in this context, something of a misnomer,
Oh, no, we can get through the rock, No worries there,
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, Professor! This is Mrs, Funthes,
Oh, shit, he a cleanin' motherfucker, man,
Oh, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world
Oh, Sorry,
Oh, sure he's dead, Lump, I just checked his carotid artery,
Oh, that's a Bible school, Only the finest in the country,
Oh, these earthen walls are ideal for baffling
Oh, they list my name in the newsletter every issue,
Oh, well, goddamn it, Mr, Gudge, Look here, I,
Oh, well, I suppose it could wait, but it's about that casino money,
Oh, well, no,
Oh, well, yeah, I should think so, Yeah, it's, uh, it's only one finger,
Oh, why, Mr, Dorr! You are a gallant man,
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yes, Lord
Oh! Excellent! Excellent, Flawless, flawless, Thumbs up,
Oh! Hope I didn't spill my tea,
Oh! Marvel, Marvelous, Marv, This way! This way, gentlemen!
Oh! That's them, Back already,
Oh! Your fuckin' finger just moved! The muthafucka movin' slow now!
OK, look, At the end of every shift,
OK, Majority rules,
OK? Get the fu, Get that fuckin' thing off of him,
On
On one, Ready? Break!
On this lovely, lovely camellia scented morn?
On,
Once these materials are combined only the professionals may handle them,
One distant day, grandchildren dandled upon our knee,
One penny from those thousands upon thousands of people
One, you all saw fit to answer my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar,
Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault,
Ooh, dear, Lump, I feared those would be your words,
Ooh, thank the Lord you never was sick,
Ooh, y'all sound good!
Ooh!
Or a lady's room, Quickly, I, B, S,
Or perhaps a fruit basket
Othar, I went and complained about Weemack today,
Otto is fuckin' dead!
Otto is fuckin' dead! What the fuck are you doing?!
Pale,
Pass me the body bag watch me dump 'em
Passed on 'fore you could get the piles,
Perhaps I could offer,
Perhaps if you apologized to the man and gave him flowers,
Perhaps it had to be thus,
Perhaps upon my return we shall be prepared to explode
Perhaps we could simply, immure her,
Pickles!
Pickles! Oh, Lord, Pickles!
Pit boss brings the cash down to the hold of the ship in a locked cashbox,
Please, gentlemen, this behavior does you no credit in the eyes of your colleagues,
Please, please, Madam!
Practical ones: Quiet neighborhood, sleepy town,
Professor!
Professor?
Pull that ass out and make it clap,
Punitive damages, You goddamn skippy!
Put the goddamn canteen back on the dog, That says he's a soldier!
Quickly!
Reasons of moral repugnance: A harmless woman,
Recovered from its, uh, uh, buffeting,
Relieved of your former concern,
Rococo, huh? Well, I guess that'd be OK,
Rosalie, this is Professor G, H, Dorr, Ph, D,
Sadly, the criminal stain is upon my soul,
Scranton, Pennsylvania, Came down here in 1964, Greyhound bus,
See, 'cause that man, he got needs, Mr, Gudge,
See, Mr, Gudge, there's the custodian, right?
See, they was musicians of the Renaissance period,
Seems that the poet was right,
Separately they are harmless, completely inert,
Set! 320! 320! Hut!
Shall be directin' our little old tunnelin' operation,
Shall suffer no harm,
She is in the kitchen,
She is the other half of my life,
She just called Triple A,
Shine
Shine
Shine on
Shine on Oh, let it shine on
Shine on Oh, let it shine on
Shine on Oh, let it shine on
Shine on!
Shine on!
Shine on!
Shine,
Shine!
Shut up, punk!
Slappin' your knee and perhaps even wipin' away a giddy tear,
So forth and whatnot,
So I have arranged a car service to transport you thither,
So it's not just one person's opinion maybe, uh,
So that at the end of the day, at the final reckoning,
So that Bob Jones University can continue on its mission,
So that local black folk could have their civil liberties,
So that, We have done the calculations, Mrs, Munson,
So they have various promotions, mixers, so on,
So we have decided to return the money, every last cent of it,
So you just go and have yourself a pleasant evenin',
So you want us to come over and fetch him,
Sodom of the Mississippi Delta and the focus of our little exercise,
Some kind of man,
Some of our number were initially appalled at your proposal
Somebody die?
Someone who will be our security, our battering ram, our blunt instrument,
Somethin'? Everything! I got it at home,
Somewhat larger share,
Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world
Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world
Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world
Sore bone, Well, that fits,
Split left, 6, Z go,
Spread out, boy, Look at you, You a disgraceful fucka!
Stay away from the customers, MacSam,
Such a pleasure, Safe home, Safe home,
Sue me? For what?
Tea, ladies,
Than I do in the hustle bustle of the modern world,
Thank you, Lord
Thank you, Lord
Thank you, Lord
Thank you, Lord
Thank you, Lord!
Thank you, Mr, Gudge,
Thank you, thank you, thank you
That ain't nothin' but a prescription for diseases and viruses
That boy hangin' by a thread, Over the pit,
That fool could blow his goddamn dick off, it don't make no nevermind to us!
That garbage island in the shadowland, wa a ay,
That garbage island, where scavenger birds feast
That gently, o'er a perfumed sea,
That gently, o'er a perfumed sea, The weary, wayward wanderer bore
That golden calf, that earthly trash on that garbage island,
That is its function,
That is why so much music of the cinquecento was played in crypts
That leaves us only with the question of Gawain retrieving his job,
That man ain't rollin' over for no fucking candy bar,
That performs at Renaissance Fairs and other cultural for a
That the General here violated the cardinal rule of this house
That the money should appear to have simply vanished without a trace,
That the Solons of the state of Mississippi, to wit, its legislature,
That vexin' old piece of igneous,
That was refreshing,
That we simply return the money, Some were more receptive,
That will correct the wandering eye of his common law wife, Mountain Water,

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