Ricky Gervais - Golden Globes 2010 Soundboard Edit

And I uh i've had a penis reduction just got the one now

Can you imagine a real surgeon doing what hugh laurie does in house it'll be buffet would be all over the place where do I stand how is my american accent what what's my lines you know hugh with th...

How could you replace kiefer sutherland in twenty four i'd love to see a real anti terrorist agent trying defuse a bomb in a busy train station in one hour some of those scenes by the way where kie...

I will be making the most of this opportunity i'm not used to these sort of viewing figures let's face it knows NBC so

I've had thousands of emails over the past few days saying whyo why was the invention of lying not nominated I don't know I just don't know maybe the DVD linda what

It is no longer to be here in a room full of what I consider to be the most important people on the planet actors they're just they're just better than ordinary people what we all know that

Let's get on with it before NBC replace me with jay leno

On a serious now just looking at all the faces he reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year by cosmetic surgeons the older great on a little bit of work done

One thing that can't be bought is a golden globe officially

The actors aren't just loved here in hollywood they are loved the world over because they're recognizable you can be anyway you could be in the third world OK and you get a glimpse of a hollywood s...

The next

The next category contains a couple of legends one of which we've already seen support mccartney fellow brit so good luck to him I shouldn't be biased but we actually came over on the same flight i...

The next presenter is an award winning actress with special powers in die another day she used her powers of seduction to win over james bond in X men she used her powers to control the elements in...

The serious right now the golden globes is shown all over the world is oblivious to color or creed it doesn't just celebrate talent it celebrates difference it crushes prejudice and stereotype

Um

Well it's going well isn't it we've had we've seen some worthy winners and some not so were the ones less but no i'm not going to mention him now and my i'll be doing that on my blog at ricky gerva...

Well that's it we've got about eight seconds so thank you so much well done to all the windows and if I could have one wish it would be peace on earth no can I change that I want everyone to watch ...

Who

Who

You probably know me as the creator of the office now you don't do you do you think steve corral did you oh he's brilliant disney steve corral he's amazing is the bumbling office manager where does he