Parks and Recreation Soundboard Edit

April Ludgate Wine Tasting #parks and rec #april ludgate #wine tasting #wine #classy #drinking #fancy #bougee

Be a man

Ben Wyatt Depressed

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets #clear liquor #dark liquor #ron swanson #parks and rec #nick offerman #vodka #gin

Destroys phone #destroy phone #hammer #phone #ron swanson #break phone #ignore call #ignore texts #parks and rec

Don't Be Suspicious #dont be suspicious #jean ralphio #mona lisa #parks and rec

Don't Even Care #parks and rec #ron swanson #dont care #zero #meh #oh well #shrug

Don’t be suspicious #parks and rec #jean ralphio #mona lisa #tik tok #song #sound

Everything Hurts and I Am Dying #hungover #hangover #sick #dying #feel bad #parks and rec #leslie knope #ugh #day after drinking

Galentine's Day #galentines #february 13 #celebrating lady friends #parks and rec #leslie knope

Galentine's Day #galentines #ladies celebrating ladies #leslie knope #parks and rec

Get yourself a proper dog #proper dog #any dog under 50 pounds is a cat #cats are pointless #ron swanson

Government is a greedy piglet #ron swanson #that suckles on the taxpayers teet #until they have sore chapped nipples #its never too early to learn #parks and rec #nick offerman

How little we thought about this #very little thought #poor planning #andy #no preparation #not prepared

I hate everything #ron swanson #run away

I Hate People #parks and rec #april ludgate #animal lover #hate people #introvert #anti social #staying in #night in #annoyed

I have done nothing wrong, ever in my life #didnt do anything wrong #never in my life #jenny slate #mona lisa #parks and rec

I Know More Than You #ron swanson #lowes #i know more than you #parks and recreation

I Need to Lie Down for a Full Hour #parks and rec #craig #crazy craig #nap #napping #nap time #sleepy #tired #exhausted #lie down #rest

I Wanted to Make Fun of Stupid People While I Got Drunk #parks and rec #april ludgate #passions #hobbies #drinking #making fun of people #life

I'm open minded as hell #open mind #woke #jean ralphio #parks and rec

I'm talking to you #ron swason #ignoring

Is this not rap? #turkey calls #ron swanson #rap music #nick offerman

It's like I'm wiping a marker #wiping a marker #wiping my butt #andy dwyer #parks and rec #toiler paper #clean toilet paper

Judge gave me two ankle bracelets! #parks and recreation #jean ralphio #ankle bracelets #house arrest #criminal #bar exam

Literally most moving thing I've ever heard #literally #rob lowe #chris traeger #touching #emotional #moved to tears #parks and rec

Look at ME #parks and rec #look at me #attention #needy #love me #lonely

Lunch and taxes #this is your lunch #thats how taxes work #ron swanson #government #income tax #tax #capital gains tax #40 percent of your lunch #parks and rec #nick offerman

Medical Condition of Caring Too Much #parks and rec #craig #caring #compassion #heart #love #worry

Money PLEASE #parks and rec #money please #begging #poor #cash #spoiled #payday #sales

Never ending wipe #wipe #poop

Oh for cripes sake #leslie knope #oh come on #gotta be kidding #must be joking #cant be serious #christ sake #parks and rec

Rethink that move, son #reconsider #take that back #change your mind #ron swanson #nick offerman #parks and rec

Ron swanson fist #parks and recreation #ron swanson #fist #tears #emotional

She is THE WORST #the worst #shes the worst #jean ralphio #worst person in the world

Stay back, slut #parks and rec #april #aubrey plaza #stay back slut #slutty

Stop pooping #quit pooping #parks and rec #diarrhea

Teach a Man to Fish #parks and recreation #teach a man to fish #fishing is not that hard #ron swanson

Thank you friend #thanks #thank you #means a lot #ron swanson #parks and rec

That was Hilarious #hilarious #funny #parks and rec #mona lisa #jean ralphio

Three Words: Treat Yo Self #treat yo self #parks and rec #tom haverford #donna #self care #indulge #shop #shopping #self love

Tried to be Reasonable #parks and recreation #amy #no #ok #april #tried to be reasonable #okay

Turn the thermostat to 90 and leave me alone #ron swanson #cold #freezing #winter

Uh huh! (Dancing) #dancing #parks and recreation #jean ralphio #feeling it

What!? #what #surprised #excitement #tom haverford

Why Don't You Ask Him About His Penis? #parks and rec #ann perkins #leslie knope #first date #advice #boys #date #sex

Would You Like A Salad? #parks and rec #ron swanson #salad #salads are for rabbits #healthy #dieting #summer body #fitness #green eating #whole 30 #lent

Yeah Rock That Scoober

You are looking at a Prime customer! #amazon prime #jeremy jamm #parks and recreation #shipping #presents #online shopping

You're Ridiculous and Men's Rights is Nothing #parks and rec #leslie knope #mansplain #womens rights #feminist #feminism #equality #wage gap #politics