The Nostalgivault: Homestar Runner Edit

A king of.

A life? Don't say that's twice as many as last year.

Aditi what's up? A glass of Milan Egg for me? OK.

Ah Koshi, I heard about your problem and I think that I can help. This is a tape I made from when I was practicing the dictionary.

Ah, the cheat. Is everything ready? Oh, good.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

And now the hometown favorites that a combined weight of 104 LB PAL.

And so it turns out the robot had a human brain that was stolen from a kindly old man, and the children of that old man came to the robot looking for their father, and they called out to him. Then ...

And so it's a competition with only three hot contestants left.

And stare.

And that place, the King of town, does not live in that castle, I can tell you that right now. Like he lives in some two-bedroom job, like next door to me. It's kind of rundown and creepy actually....

And the little Gray fat kid was dead. Sorry.

And the little Gray fat kid was. A.

And the special effects here. Look at that piece of crap. I mean, I really think that was a piece of crap tied to some strings that they've just pulled up behind the mountains, you know?

Before I drink a tall bath of Melanie, I like to eat about 147 flushy, plushy marshmallows. Seriously, folks, you said flushy push. Can you believe it? Yeah. They're called Fluffy Puff. I know. Can...

Behmsar. Bad.

BOM, BOM. What are you doing?

Bonjour.

Boo.

Boo.

Bueno.

Bum bum Lookout.

But they were eating. What could have done such a thing? Why don't you ask yourself King? Oh yeah. They were delicious.

But you guys, don't do it because you're my friends, white. OK, any questions? I have a question. OK, let's go. And so they traveled many miles.

Carmen.

Characters.

Charm.

Check my e-mail. Check out my e-mail. Check it, check it, check it. Check out my e-mail. Dear Mr. Bad. How do you know if someones butt is stupid? I mean is there like some kind of IQ test crap for...

Dear Orb.

Deep in the darkest jungle. Lurks a creature so ferocious. Only one man can tame it. What this summer? The search is on. Yo, seriously, what? What am I wearing this hat full? Oh.

Do.

Downloads.

Dunes.

E-mail.

Eh.

Encountered many dangers. Umm.

Est-ce que ?

Est-ce que vous avez un.

Featuring hundreds of your favorite strong bad hits. Let me believe that we're in love so I can break up with you. You got an ugly butt and it's stupid. But now available for the first time anywher...

Figures of Greg Marshmallows. A bum bum. Why don't you look over there for no reason? I.

For years he's thrilled and captivated himself with his music. And now it's your turn. Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am. I mean, how awesome I. Strong bad things.

Gee, what do you think my problem was?

Gee, what do you think my problem was?

Gerb.

Go on.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a dumping contest. All fine. What contestants was complete to see who can sustain our jumping jacks for the longest time? Any co...

Gracias.

Great job, Hamstray.

Great, Jared there, Homestar.

Haha.

Happy birthday.

Happy freaking birthday.

Hello and welcome to the King of Town Special Edition DVD. I'm your host, America's number one son and sweetheart. To all the ladies strong bad. Are you probably wondering what I'm doing? The comme...

Hello.

Her boobs look like what a line is building up a chalk on session stand. I'm sorry. Hello, Mia.

Hey is the Jeep, and it looked like he's cheating.

Hey you holding up pom pom?

Hey, give me back my stall.

Hey, Marcie Penn, It's my slip showing.

Hey, she loves me.

Hey, that radishes Marcy Pains.

Hi, Quit.

Hi, this is Mars Pan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message. Oh, hello, Marcy Pan. This is you, Marcy Pan, calling yourselves like you do all the time because you're so stupid...

Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm not doing some very important things, so please leave me a message. And if this is strong bad calling to call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b...

Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message and I'll call you right back. Uh, Mrs. Pan, Hello. Oh yes, this is Mr. Nobody from the Toilet Patrol and we're ju...

Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you. Hey, leave me a message and I'll get right back to you. Hey, leave me a message. Hey there, Mercy advantage, cosy. We look a...

Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later. Yes, hello there, Mrs. Pine. This is. Detective everybody down here at th...

Hmm, no thanks.

Hola.

Holy crap.

Holy crap.

Holy crap. Something something, something. There's a guy he was probably born. Everything was really stupid.

Homestar, are you in there? It's me, marzipan. Oh man, you guys, went Marcy Pants Radish. We're going to win the competition and then maybe get famous a little.

How about you strong bed? I am strong God.

Huh.

Huh. No.

Hum hum.

Humble.

I checked the e-mail once. I checked the e-mail twice. Let's see what we got here. Homestar hair. What is it? Oh, man. I swear if I get another one of these freaking hairstyle runners from one of y...

I don't know. Home star. That looks really dangerous. Oh, come on guys, let's do it for marzipan. Well, I already got marzipan a present and I don't really think that. Why? Why we do it for marzipa...

I get to stand next to you, Homestar. No, I'm standing next to bugs. You get to stand next to 1 bed.

I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

I guess I just don't understand the ladies. I.

I have an idea. The best idea? You guys stay here.

I know how much longer I can make you pom pom.

I say, have you seen the King's sheep? Uh-huh.

I.

I.

I.

I'm going to check my e-mail all of that time. Hi, strong bag. If you had Hamsar so much, why don't you kill him from Venezuela? Vini, you're right. I'll be right back.

I'm inconsolable.

I'm leaving.

I'm sorry now.

I'm sorry, what? I I see you did a great job out there. I did great. What? A great job. Oh man. Bubba, you got to check this out.

I'm the winner.

If that's the key, then we're strong bed. Who is the guy that wins all the contest as me? Strong, bad, except maybe for the one contest or maybe more than one contest. There he is.

In this corner at a combined weight 1,000,000 lbs hailing from parts unknown, the brother Strong. Strong, strong, mad, and strong.

It's me, homestyle runner.

Ja ja ja ja ja.

Jorge.

Killers, me.

La La La La la. La La La La. This note leads me to believe that homestyle runner is sick. I better go check on him. OK, get the vegetable. And let's treat it.

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to the War for the Star Star.

Let's see. I want to thank the cheat for helping me to cheat. Oh no, wait, I shouldn't say that. Let's try this again. I want to thank Strongman for helping me to cheat. Yeah, that's better. Ah, th...

Like they were eating. Oh no. What could have done such a thing? Why don't you ask yourself King? Oh yeah, they were delicious.

Listen to it while you slumber that tomorrow you may wake to find. Wow, thanks a lot, Strong said. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job, job, job. Job. Job. Job. Job.

Mama. Sister.

Mother died. We can hear you. Happy freaking Mother's Day. You had your day. Of Seriously, He had his edge.

My sheep are missing. My sheep are missing.

No way, Pompom. Of course, said strongman. Okay, strong, bad, are you? Strong bad. I am strong, God she.

No, you more honest, we are challenging you to detect too much.

No.

Nobody likes you. You still have 0 messages.

Now go and win us this competition.

Now how about my Starbucks throne, babe?

Of course, but first you have to beat a scenery.

Oh awful humsafar, how could you? This is the worst birthday I've ever had.

Oh geez, I'm just not cut out to say a word here. How am I ever going to face the boys at practice tomorrow?

Oh man, I'm out of here. That's the saddest story I've ever heard. You can't come to next year's party. See, thanks for coming to my party, Strong said.

Oh man, that's the last time I'm playing you guys in cars. You guys are freaking ruthless, man. I'm out of here. More like crappy Mother's Day as me. Because it probably pretty crappy so far I'm no...

Oh man, Vinnie, that's just so much better. Thanks a lot. OK, so until next time, keep sending me your questions and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them.

Oh my hate points are like inexcusable in this dungeon, man. I need to find some Alexa or something.

Oh wait, the guy attacked on his emails. Let me talk bad. They're strong. Bad. Do you think your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? Sincerely, Abdi Laruz, San Diego, CA. Wel...

Oh, Absurditovich.

Oh, and here comes Mr. Francis Time himself, almost our honor to serve the day.

Oh, and that little guy? Whoa, that guy gave me the creeps, man. I didn't trust that guy any further than I could throw him.

Oh, another one.

Oh, at homestyle, wearing the graduate cap. I tell you what I mean. Homestar never graduated from anything in his life. And that little ex, he just made the title. I don't think he could tell you t...

Oh, before I drink 147 glasses of melanin, I eat 147 Fluffy puppy Marshall aids. Action before I eat it. All sides of marmalade. I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean fluffy puppies...

Oh, hello Dad. Oh, would you mind coming with us? Easy.

Oh, hey, yo. And now for special punishment, I mean presentation from Strong. Strong bed go. Oh man, there's no way I'm going out there. Oh yes you are. You lost, valid squale.

Oh, holy crap.

Oh, I don't know, Home star. That looks really dangerous. Oh come on guys, let's do it for Margie pain. Well, I already got Margie Pan a present and I don't really why why we do it for Mozzie fan. ...

Oh, I drank too many. Melanie, you're not looking so good. Home, Sir. I think you better drop out.

Oh, I Too many marshmallows.

Oh, job. Oh job. Coach, See, you need to make your mouth into an O like this. Oh, you mean like this? Warrior or that's better?

Oh, look at the baby eating their marshmallows. Uh, it's the brother, strong strong bed and strong maid. You better believe it, man with the greatest tag team restaurants in the world. That's great...

Oh, now this guy had some class. The blacksmith. That guy was a good guy. I hung out with him after the cartoon. Yeah, we had some good times. Me. Oh, and this freaking guy. Maddie, stay so proud. ...

Oh, OK.

Oh, she likes me, No.

Ohh.

OK, good. What I did today, well, I was just telling Home Star here that he'd done a great joy.

OK, I gave you. Hope you find your sleep day POM pom, Let's get out of here. I say felt like this. Have you seen the king sheep? I say fell, poop, spit. Have you seen the king sheep? I gave the che...

OK, Marge, Japan, let's give this one more try. It's the king again. And about my banquet, I went. Oh, I'm sorry, my dear. Supply of children has just arrived. I'm never calling you back.

OK, Nice work you guys. Yet let's let's go. Oh. I'm getting the yellow.

OK, Pom Pom, handy that gun. Oh, wait home, Sir. I really have an idea that I think will work and we won't have to shoot the yellow dough with that gun. Oh, Storm said. How long have you been stayi...

OK, that didn't work. I have an idea. So I have an idea. Let me think. I have an idea of what to try. I have an idea next. I've gotten even better idea. Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with...

OK, you got it. Yeah. Go home and get ready for the party.

OK, you guys, what about your book On a Very Serious Journey? I can't promise you it'll be easy, rewarding, or even any fun really.

OK.

OK. OK. OK. I'll go forward.

On your mark, get sex.

One day after sports practice, go see notice homestyle runner looking dejected. E What's the framble here? Oh, I'm stare. I guess I just don't understand the lady.

Or whatever I had. Is he got the propeller on it. I hate everything about that guy.

Ouch. Homestar. Let me in. Ouch Homestar. Runner, are you in there?

Ouch. Homestyle runner. Are you OK?

Out of their way home star.

Permission. Where is she? Perishing. Permission. We're going to straighten Dragon. There's problems them up.

Personally, I don't know why he's doing not wearing his hat because he looks kind of creepy with when he doesn't wear his baseball hat.

Phew.

Pulw.

Quinn.

Ramrod.

Right, please.

Seriously, pom pom, I'm about to pee my pants. Great idea bum bum, but do you think he can get you in time?

SH.

So I think about marshmallows, take one, and action. Before I drink a tall glass of melon aid. I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallow bags upside down. Oh, sorry, about 147 Fluffy bum. We'...

Strums there. I mean Stairmaster homegrown.

Take sex action before I drink something. Oftentimes I eat something too. Action. Action. Okay, 147 fluffy Puff marshmallows. Excuse me, folks, they're the best. Oh, why we finally got it. Thank yo...

Thanks everybody, but this trophy really belongs to my bedspread. And give me that. I mean a bubble, bubble, bubble, double bubble. He said it pom Pom, We are best friends.

Thanks for helping me with my party today Homestead. I think it was a really big success. You've been really nice to me the last few minutes. Put your head back on this instruct.

Thanks. Did she?

That he loves me not.

That's ridiculous. We've got to do something about that.

That's weird. Ah, crap for brains. Glad to see you can make it. Oh, crap for brains. You're looking, girl. Now let's get this freaking party started. We'll just get this fire started here with a li...

The compound is usually getting into. The staging area. Bom bom. Where's Marcy Pan? She's supposed to be here.

The strong bed still looking good.

Top.

Uh uh.

Umm, OK, once there was this Green Goblin. And he used to. Look. Around. And I guess he did a dance. Oh, bad. That was terrible. And goblin. He had a goblin and he.

Until at last they reach their destination.

We got a radish, We got a radish and we're gonna win it. Gonna taste. You know what pump pump you're why kicking the skin would make me feel better.

Well, Coach, how did I do today? Well, I tell you, you did a great job, Hamstray. Wait, I mean hamster. I mean strums there. I mean Stairmaster Homegrown. Ramrod.

Well.

What can I get for you 5 gentlemen?

What do you say? POM POM Oh friend.

What is the favorable mayoral. I'm stare oh man Cookie. I guess I just don't understand the ladies. Oh geez. I figured it was girl trouble step into my office. So tell me what's the matter. Well it...

What? He scheduled something on the same day as the luau. Aw, man, you guys, this party's gonna be crazy. Go nuts. Check it out. I got the marshmallows. I got all the latest releases from the artis...

Who?

Who's your day?

Why don't you ask yourself King? Oh yeah, everybody has a good laugh.

Yang.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Year Orb. OK 'cause let's give it one more try. Rip it after me job, job.

Yes, Margie Pain. I got you ready to ride his backbone strong. What on earth are you talking about? That's not the reddest radish. This is.

Yes, this sounds very good. My only recommendation will be next time trying to add some more syllables, perhaps three, perhaps 4.

Yes.

You give me days.

You have no friends.

You have no new messages. Ever.

You look really handsome.

You.

You.

Your own.

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