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All you have to do is cosign as you are the one with the income and the house is in your name
Any responses?
Anyone?
Anything?
Bobby Surprised Sound
Bobby, television.
Bobby, why don't you go look in the adventure section. Anything about a boy with gumption should be fine
Can I sell guns in this location?
Come on, let's get a dialog going
Cream cheese is cheese Bill
Get me something that shoots like this. Bang bang bang.
Gun cocks
I don't know
I will be raking in money with one hand, and reading my book with the other
I'd like your thickest book please
I'm kind of in the mood for some stimulating conversation
In theory, I reject this money. It is only in practice that I accept it
Morning officer
No it's not, it's butter
Oh
Oh I can, and I will
Oh my God it's so juicy!
Oh, I can't believe it. What am I going to do with my weekends now, except, watch sports.
Oh, mind if I join you?
OK
So that's it?
Sometimes the boys like to go down in the basement and test their piece. Don't worry, I shut off the gas valve. Well, shot off the gas valve
Straight in back
That's a hell of a weird sound, I never made that before
That's what the elves call Justice of the Unicorn
Thatherton
Well I, -weird sound
Well I, -weird sound-, That's a hell of a weird sound, I never made that before
What do you call it Peggy? Ambience. Right, ambience.
What I sell is a lifestyle
Why won't you take my word for this?
Yep
Yep
Yes, yes
You can't do that
You know this is a perfect gun selling location