A from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A bang, bang, bang, bang bang, bangity bang
A bang, bang, bang, bang bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A busty, young lassie flashed me a grin.
A busty, young lassie flashed me a grin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker...
A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A circuit court judge... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A college bar? Man, we're probably gonna run into my students.
A college bar? Man, we're probably gonna run into my students. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A college notebook? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A fifth and sixth wheel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A filthy mecca of spectacular if undercooked pizza
A filthy mecca of spectacular if undercooked pizza from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A football, which isn't round, but it's still technically a ball,
A football, which isn't round, but it's still technically a ball, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A girl with daddy issues from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A great guy like Don is rare.
A great guy like Don is rare. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A guy like you, beard, no mustache.
A guy like you, beard, no mustache. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A human heart. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A little more effort would be nice.
A little more effort would be nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A lot of names over the years.
A lot of names over the years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A math professor, a tax assessor, a weight guesser.
A math professor, a tax assessor, a weight guesser. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A New York City Police boat
A New York City Police boat from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A Perfect Week! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A puppeteer, a blackjack dealer,
A puppeteer, a blackjack dealer, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A stay at home mom... That's a job, too, guys.
A stay at home mom... That's a job, too, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A super time will be had by Barney on his date with Anita.
A super time will be had by Barney on his date with Anita. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A teacup pig? Who's that working on?
A teacup pig? Who's that working on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A true gentleman invents a pretense to lure an honorable lady into his apartment,
A true gentleman invents a pretense to lure an honorable lady into his apartment, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
About how many girls Barney's been banging lately.
About how many girls Barney's been banging lately. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
About our cooking lessons and our camping trips.
About our cooking lessons and our camping trips. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
About students and professors dating is really strict.
About students and professors dating is really strict. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
About the breakup. I was going through my mourning period.
About the breakup. I was going through my mourning period. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
About what kind of teacher I was going to be.
About what kind of teacher I was going to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Actually, Anita's going after Barney because I told her to.
Actually, Anita's going after Barney because I told her to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Actually, I think it's kind of sweet.
Actually, I think it's kind of sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Actually, it's my roommate's.
Actually, it's my roommate's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Actually, she was doing much better
Actually, she was doing much better from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Actually, that is kind of hot.
Actually, that is kind of hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Actually, you know what it was?
Actually, you know what it was? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Adiós, triplet schnauzers, Frank, Lloyd, and Wright.
Adiós, triplet schnauzers, Frank, Lloyd, and Wright. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
After a day of fighting fires,
After a day of fighting fires, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
After midnight? No way. We can't Tabooty call them, it's pathetic.
After midnight? No way. We can't Tabooty call them, it's pathetic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ah, now this feels right.
Ah, now this feels right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch.
Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ah. It can wait. (CHUCKLES)
Ah. It can wait. (CHUCKLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ah. What did you say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Aha! You're trying that, Of Course You're Still Single.
Aha! You're trying that, Of Course You're Still Single. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ain't no party like a pharma girl party 'Cause a pharma girl party don't stop
Ain't no party like a pharma girl party 'Cause a pharma girl party don't stop from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All by ourselves from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All by ourselves anymore from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All by ourselves... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All by ourselves... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All night long, she's hot and heavy for me.
All night long, she's hot and heavy for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All of our spa treatments are designed for couples.
All of our spa treatments are designed for couples. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, come on. Let me have it. Bring on all the Cook Pu jokes.
All right, come on. Let me have it. Bring on all the Cook Pu jokes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, he's just been like, bang, bang, bang!
All right, he's just been like, bang, bang, bang! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, I guess they're not idiots.
All right, I guess they're not idiots. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, kid, let's hear the story, from the beginning.
All right, kid, let's hear the story, from the beginning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, kid. Let's check the scouting report.
All right, kid. Let's check the scouting report. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, let's hit the road.
All right, let's hit the road. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, next stop, Chicago.
All right, next stop, Chicago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, Scotter, one question about neo classical architecture
All right, Scotter, one question about neo classical architecture from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, shut it, woman.
All right, shut it, woman. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, so what did I do wrong next? Let me have it. I'm here to learn.
All right, so what did I do wrong next? Let me have it. I'm here to learn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, we gotta fix this.
All right, we gotta fix this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, you know what, Scotty, you're crowding us. Hit the bricks.
All right, you know what, Scotty, you're crowding us. Hit the bricks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right. I'd go with the slider.
All right. I'd go with the slider. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right. Suit yourself.
All right. Suit yourself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All that sexlessness has made you wise.
All that sexlessness has made you wise. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All that stuff becomes useless.
All that stuff becomes useless. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All that stuff I told Barney,
All that stuff I told Barney, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All three of you shared one toothbrush?
All three of you shared one toothbrush? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ALL: Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ALL: Oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ALL: Super weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Almost exclusively. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Also weird, by the way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Also, don't look right here.
Also, don't look right here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Also, who's got the worst pizza in New York?
Also, who's got the worst pizza in New York? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Although I think I glimpsed her foot.
Although I think I glimpsed her foot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Although, I can't say I haven't been offered.
Although, I can't say I haven't been offered. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Although, one interesting thing did happen.
Although, one interesting thing did happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Am I fooling myself with this whole Barney thing?
Am I fooling myself with this whole Barney thing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Am I right, people? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Amateurs. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Amazing! Congratulations on your Perfect Week.
Amazing! Congratulations on your Perfect Week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Amen, sister. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Amen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
American money? Didn't watch the Leafs game?
American money? Didn't watch the Leafs game? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Among other things. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
An architect must be economical in his use of space, so...
An architect must be economical in his use of space, so... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
An espresso, a latte, a decaf... Oh, hi, Robin.
An espresso, a latte, a decaf... Oh, hi, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
An important job they had, well, forgotten to do.
An important job they had, well, forgotten to do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
An out of town wedding. It was finally happening.
An out of town wedding. It was finally happening. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a healthy splash of Drakkar Noir.
And a healthy splash of Drakkar Noir. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a love hate relationship with Gargamel.
And a love hate relationship with Gargamel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a poncho for the 10:30 Jell O show.
And a poncho for the 10:30 Jell O show. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a real lunch lady can get her job back.
And a real lunch lady can get her job back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a singular hunger to satisfy my every carnal need?
And a singular hunger to satisfy my every carnal need? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a singular hunger to satisfy my lover's every carnal need.
And a singular hunger to satisfy my lover's every carnal need. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a Smurfs T shirt, is just being ironic.
And a Smurfs T shirt, is just being ironic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And a trampoline turned out to be too dangerous.
And a trampoline turned out to be too dangerous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And after an appropriate number of years,
And after an appropriate number of years, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And another weird thing about my roommate,
And another weird thing about my roommate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And arranged itself in a perfect semi circle
And arranged itself in a perfect semi circle from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And at twelve o' clock, a rotund couple going at it against the glass.
And at twelve o' clock, a rotund couple going at it against the glass. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And Barney's being blamed for it.
And Barney's being blamed for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And be all, " I don't know. It's not that I don't like you.
And be all, " I don't know. It's not that I don't like you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And both of our ladies are totally cool with it.
And both of our ladies are totally cool with it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And boy, did he have a way with the ladies.
And boy, did he have a way with the ladies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And by the end of it, she said...
And by the end of it, she said... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And deep down, we all needed that Perfect Week.
And deep down, we all needed that Perfect Week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And do you know who's always, usually, on the other end? A chick.
And do you know who's always, usually, on the other end? A chick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And don't charge for Wi Fi. It seems greedy!
And don't charge for Wi Fi. It seems greedy! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And don't take a picture of it. She will punch you.
And don't take a picture of it. She will punch you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And feelings get hurt. It's a mess.
And feelings get hurt. It's a mess. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And fell in horse sex crement.
And fell in horse sex crement. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And figure out what else we do wrong on first dates.
And figure out what else we do wrong on first dates. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And frankly, I'm still angry at the Empire.
And frankly, I'm still angry at the Empire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And from here on out, that's gonna be me.
And from here on out, that's gonna be me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And fully functioning male genitalia all at the same time.
And fully functioning male genitalia all at the same time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And get you back to New York for that test.
And get you back to New York for that test. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And getting her the hell out of here.
And getting her the hell out of here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And God forbid, if you can't find another job, sell your place.
And God forbid, if you can't find another job, sell your place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And got splattered like a watermelon in one of them Gallagher shows.
And got splattered like a watermelon in one of them Gallagher shows. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And grab me a pudding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And had a bong made out of a cantaloupe.
And had a bong made out of a cantaloupe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And he has no idea what a great girl he's missing out on.
And he has no idea what a great girl he's missing out on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And he... He just walked, walked right on by it.
And he... He just walked, walked right on by it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And he's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And he's the best friend I've ever had.
And he's the best friend I've ever had. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And here's a picture of my cats dressed up like Batman villains.
And here's a picture of my cats dressed up like Batman villains. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And his name, Jeff Foxworthy. Thank you.
And his name, Jeff Foxworthy. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I don't belong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I don't know, it's weird. I already feel like seconds.
And I don't know, it's weird. I already feel like seconds. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I don't wanna take the subway, 'cause, you know, germs.
And I don't wanna take the subway, 'cause, you know, germs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I don't want to miss out on knowing you.
And I don't want to miss out on knowing you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I don't wear glasses.
And I don't wear glasses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I guess it was a mistake for us to go out tonight.
And I guess it was a mistake for us to go out tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I have no idea where she's going with this.
And I have no idea where she's going with this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I just think you're the most beautiful woman in the world.
And I just think you're the most beautiful woman in the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I know my shellfish pun is stupid, but the truth is,
And I know my shellfish pun is stupid, but the truth is, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I love my wife more and more every day.
And I love my wife more and more every day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I really don't want to screw up our friendship.
And I really don't want to screw up our friendship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I say, " I'm a PhD candidate
And I say, " I'm a PhD candidate from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I swear, it was only, like, 30% pity.
And I swear, it was only, like, 30% pity. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I will not rest until those...
And I will not rest until those... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I would walk 500 more...
And I would walk 500 more... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I would walk 500 more...
And I would walk 500 more... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I'd hate myself if what I did hurt you in any way,
And I'd hate myself if what I did hurt you in any way, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I'll send over the other usual as soon as she's done stretching.
And I'll send over the other usual as soon as she's done stretching. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I'm here to fix your backward ass country.
And I'm here to fix your backward ass country. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I'm just giving up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And I'm spending Valentine's Day scrubbing the toilet.
And I'm spending Valentine's Day scrubbing the toilet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And if anything didn't go according to plan, they would freak out.
And if anything didn't go according to plan, they would freak out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And if she does say, "I love you,"
And if she does say, "I love you," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And if the alternative is not being together,
And if the alternative is not being together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And if you don't have time for all that,
And if you don't have time for all that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And if you're in a real rush, you don't even have to say "I'm sorry."
And if you're in a real rush, you don't even have to say "I'm sorry." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And in return you'd never grow old?
And in return you'd never grow old? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And insulting me in the process.
And insulting me in the process. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it didn't much matter what kind.
And it didn't much matter what kind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it doesn't even have to be a current Yankee. When I first moved here,
And it doesn't even have to be a current Yankee. When I first moved here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it gets stupider and stupider the more you say it.
And it gets stupider and stupider the more you say it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it totally sex. But, I can't turn around, because a jogger slipped
And it totally sex. But, I can't turn around, because a jogger slipped from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it's about to crash into an art museum with all of your favorite paintings,
And it's about to crash into an art museum with all of your favorite paintings, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it's not just that, it's other things.
And it's not just that, it's other things. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it's really better for the circulation if you knead the arches with your thumbs.
And it's really better for the circulation if you knead the arches with your thumbs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And Jenkins ate the whole jar!
And Jenkins ate the whole jar! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And Joanna's toothbrush flips off the side of the sink,
And Joanna's toothbrush flips off the side of the sink, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And just spank him with his little paddle until his bum's all red.
And just spank him with his little paddle until his bum's all red. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And no amount of success will ever make up
And no amount of success will ever make up from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And no matter how hard you try to fight it, couples need other couples.
And no matter how hard you try to fight it, couples need other couples. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And not a single fatty. It's impressive.
And not a single fatty. It's impressive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And not at least try and figure out what you mean to each other.
And not at least try and figure out what you mean to each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And not entirely my fault
And not entirely my fault from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And now I can't cancel because I said I would go out with him on the air.
And now I can't cancel because I said I would go out with him on the air. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And now that I think about it, not as well lit.
And now that I think about it, not as well lit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And now that we're best couple friends
And now that we're best couple friends from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And now, apparently, I might end up getting deported.
And now, apparently, I might end up getting deported. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And now, she's off sulking God knows where.
And now, she's off sulking God knows where. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And one lucky patient will be receiving a very special chocolate heart,
And one lucky patient will be receiving a very special chocolate heart, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And one seven years earlier.
And one seven years earlier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And our future children, and our future cat or monkey,
And our future children, and our future cat or monkey, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And photo montages documenting various mundane events.
And photo montages documenting various mundane events. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And plow her like a cornfield.
And plow her like a cornfield. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And plow her like a cornfield.
And plow her like a cornfield. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And plus, it sounds awesome!
And plus, it sounds awesome! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And prayed to the Gods from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And punch her right in the nose. Give her a knuckle sandwich!
And punch her right in the nose. Give her a knuckle sandwich! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And put off cleaning the bathroom with.
And put off cleaning the bathroom with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And rip his stupid clothes off,
And rip his stupid clothes off, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And rule number three, never feed them after midnight,
And rule number three, never feed them after midnight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And she can quote every line from Caddyshack!
And she can quote every line from Caddyshack! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And she thought I was a complete idiot.
And she thought I was a complete idiot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And she thought, "Hey, free lodging."
And she thought, "Hey, free lodging." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And she will be 'cause I'll wear my nice blazer.
And she will be 'cause I'll wear my nice blazer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And since she's basically me, maybe you won't feel guilty.
And since she's basically me, maybe you won't feel guilty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And since you live with Ted, they had to find someplace safe.
And since you live with Ted, they had to find someplace safe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And so are you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And so hot women put on high heels and became stewardesses.
And so hot women put on high heels and became stewardesses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And so, hot girls rolled into doctors' offices, looking sexy enough to render
And so, hot girls rolled into doctors' offices, looking sexy enough to render from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And so, Lily, I guess what I'm saying is, it happened.
And so, Lily, I guess what I'm saying is, it happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And so, Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find
And so, Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And some people imagine they're being interviewed by renowned sportscaster,
And some people imagine they're being interviewed by renowned sportscaster, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And somehow, right now, you're both.
And somehow, right now, you're both. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And sometimes, you just lose focus, and it almost always leads to a hit.
And sometimes, you just lose focus, and it almost always leads to a hit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And speaking of rare, prime rib. Don't forget. Thank you.
And speaking of rare, prime rib. Don't forget. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And speaking of things that are less awesome,
And speaking of things that are less awesome, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And starts gyrating like some sort of deranged stripper.
And starts gyrating like some sort of deranged stripper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And Ted and Robin, and Ted and Victoria?
And Ted and Robin, and Ted and Victoria? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And tell him that there's no way that you could ever be with him.
And tell him that there's no way that you could ever be with him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And tell them about the time Uncle Barney nailed seven chicks in a row.
And tell them about the time Uncle Barney nailed seven chicks in a row. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that ass? I would wear that thing for a hat.
And that ass? I would wear that thing for a hat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that word is "no." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's lobster ravioli in a black truffle oil.
And that's lobster ravioli in a black truffle oil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's my bad leg. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's my bad leg. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's my story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's when I saw it,
And that's when I saw it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's why I did this and I'm sorry.
And that's why I did this and I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's your superdate
And that's your superdate from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And the Belgian waffle locked and loaded.
And the Belgian waffle locked and loaded. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And the childhood obesity it leads to, who is this?
And the childhood obesity it leads to, who is this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And the guys you don't want to call you, who always do.
And the guys you don't want to call you, who always do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And the more you touch it, the softer it gets.
And the more you touch it, the softer it gets. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And the next thing I know, they're inviting me
And the next thing I know, they're inviting me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And the only way, the only way to save everything,
And the only way, the only way to save everything, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And the sport of sleeping with random hotties
And the sport of sleeping with random hotties from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And their professor all got the room wrong.
And their professor all got the room wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then I found out my aunt's in the hospital.
And then I found out my aunt's in the hospital. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then man said, " Life is hard.
And then man said, " Life is hard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then man took to the skies.
And then man took to the skies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then one tiny little detail came out
And then one tiny little detail came out from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then watch out, because it is on!
And then watch out, because it is on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then we were gonna sit around telling funny stories
And then we were gonna sit around telling funny stories from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you,
And then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then you kidnapped me. You didn't even let me put on underwear!
And then you kidnapped me. You didn't even let me put on underwear! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then, boom! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then, I told her everything. It just came pouring out.
And then, I told her everything. It just came pouring out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then, on Sunday, we're up at 6:00 a.m. for the fall foliage hike.
And then, on Sunday, we're up at 6:00 a.m. for the fall foliage hike. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then, once you're off the phone with Lily,
And then, once you're off the phone with Lily, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And then, there's Tabby Gail Adams, the jester of the group.
And then, there's Tabby Gail Adams, the jester of the group. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And there was a stripper who looked exactly like me?
And there was a stripper who looked exactly like me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And there's about to be one more story. I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
And there's about to be one more story. I'm gonna bang Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And there's kids playing hockey on the back.
And there's kids playing hockey on the back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And there's the Chrysler Building. And the Empire State Building.
And there's the Chrysler Building. And the Empire State Building. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And they all have Elton John on the back.
And they all have Elton John on the back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And they are my best friends,
And they are my best friends, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And they didn't even bill me. Idiots.
And they didn't even bill me. Idiots. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And they kept shoving platters of food in our faces.
And they kept shoving platters of food in our faces. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And they use "Ulee" because of the vowels.
And they use "Ulee" because of the vowels. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And throw chairs at people here, you have to do this.
And throw chairs at people here, you have to do this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And thus began the most humiliating seven minutes of my life.
And thus began the most humiliating seven minutes of my life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And thus ends the tale of the Sexless Innkeeper.
And thus ends the tale of the Sexless Innkeeper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper.
And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And tomorrow, I'm gonna get fired.
And tomorrow, I'm gonna get fired. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And true, my mom says she doesn't have the hips to birth an Eriksen child, but it...
And true, my mom says she doesn't have the hips to birth an Eriksen child, but it... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And two, you don't jinx a man going for a Perfect Week.
And two, you don't jinx a man going for a Perfect Week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And waited. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And we have catered to couples ever since.
And we have catered to couples ever since. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And we were gonna go on camping trips together,
And we were gonna go on camping trips together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And we were wondering if maybe you wanted to come.
And we were wondering if maybe you wanted to come. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And we're already out of the steak, fish and chicken.
And we're already out of the steak, fish and chicken. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And what do you plan on doing with it?
And what do you plan on doing with it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And what does frat guy say to that?
And what does frat guy say to that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?
And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And where are your pants?
And where are your pants? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And why is it almost entirely dudes?
And why is it almost entirely dudes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And with all these accomplishments though,
And with all these accomplishments though, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And years later, I found out this poor bastard was on Henrietta 's hook.
And years later, I found out this poor bastard was on Henrietta 's hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And yet, he is only remembered for one thing.
And yet, he is only remembered for one thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And yet, here I am, in the most Canadian place in the universe,
And yet, here I am, in the most Canadian place in the universe, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall.
And you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you can't knock her up 'cause it's a dream.
And you can't knock her up 'cause it's a dream. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you chewed on the end of this recently.
And you chewed on the end of this recently. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you deserve a co anchor who gives a crap.
And you deserve a co anchor who gives a crap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you need to cut her out of your life forever.
And you need to cut her out of your life forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you realize, "Wait a second, it's a duck."
And you realize, "Wait a second, it's a duck." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you will cry for the third time that night.
And you will cry for the third time that night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you, sir, the rabbit or the duck?
And you, sir, the rabbit or the duck? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you. You know, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you're the only one for me, baby.
And you're the only one for me, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And your mom? Well, she got her yellow umbrella back.
And your mom? Well, she got her yellow umbrella back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, depending on how things are going, some lively pre dinner charades.
And, depending on how things are going, some lively pre dinner charades. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, frankly, more creative.
And, frankly, more creative. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, frankly, the declining skills of Trevor Linden.
And, frankly, the declining skills of Trevor Linden. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, it scares away guys who are only interested in getting laid.
And, it scares away guys who are only interested in getting laid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, kids, it wasn't pretty.
And, kids, it wasn't pretty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, kids, Lily and Marshall's hard work had paid off,
And, kids, Lily and Marshall's hard work had paid off, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, kids, that's the first time I ever saw your mother's little yellow bus.
And, kids, that's the first time I ever saw your mother's little yellow bus. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, Lil, Marshall shouldn't have to go to so much trouble
And, Lil, Marshall shouldn't have to go to so much trouble from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, yes. We can. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And, you know, the stats, they really speak for themselves.
And, you know, the stats, they really speak for themselves. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ANNOUNCER: Gentlemen, say hello to (STAMMERING) Jasmine.
ANNOUNCER: Gentlemen, say hello to (STAMMERING) Jasmine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen...
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Any questions? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Any word from Dale? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Anyhoo, we can't stay long.
Anyhoo, we can't stay long. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Anyone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Anything, buddy. What is it?
Anything, buddy. What is it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Anyway, I just don't think you and I are gonna work.
Anyway, I just don't think you and I are gonna work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Anyway, Lisa Walker strung me along for months
Anyway, Lisa Walker strung me along for months from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Anyway, next thing you know, I get her back to my place.
Anyway, next thing you know, I get her back to my place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Anyway, speaking of food, Marshall, I've got some bad news.
Anyway, speaking of food, Marshall, I've got some bad news. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Apparently, she says it a lot.
Apparently, she says it a lot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Archie Bunker's neighbor was George Jefferson.
Archie Bunker's neighbor was George Jefferson. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Architect? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Architecture's fun! Look! I brought a Hacky Sack!
Architecture's fun! Look! I brought a Hacky Sack! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are all on a plane piloted by Oprah,
Are all on a plane piloted by Oprah, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are impeccably well dressed
Are impeccably well dressed from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are these yours? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you asking us if all the Pu is out of our system?
Are you asking us if all the Pu is out of our system? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you coming back to bed, Professor?
Are you coming back to bed, Professor? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you free next Saturday?
Are you free next Saturday? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you free? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you free? Are you free?
Are you free? Are you free? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you free? Are you free?
Are you free? Are you free? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you getting any of this?
Are you getting any of this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you gonna order a drink
Are you gonna order a drink from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you guys... Ducks are... Ducks are...
Are you guys... Ducks are... Ducks are... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you happy, Truthy McGee?
Are you happy, Truthy McGee? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you kidding? She'd sprint down here with a purse full of singles
Are you kidding? She'd sprint down here with a purse full of singles from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Aren't we supposed to go on a double date with Ted?
Aren't we supposed to go on a double date with Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Around not three, not four,
Around not three, not four, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
As friends to give you some song and dance.
As friends to give you some song and dance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
As long as you're happy, I'm happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
As man mastered technology, the hottest profession of the day evolved.
As man mastered technology, the hottest profession of the day evolved. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
As performed by an English muffin is, to this day,
As performed by an English muffin is, to this day, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
As the woman I'm married to, then I'd admit it. But she's not.
As the woman I'm married to, then I'd admit it. But she's not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
At one of the surest signs of taking a relationship to the next level,
At one of the surest signs of taking a relationship to the next level, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Attention, Canada! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Auditing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Authoritative or cool guy.
Authoritative or cool guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Aw, duck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Aw. You're giving Mabel away?
Aw. You're giving Mabel away? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Awesome! I bet the guys were going crazy.
Awesome! I bet the guys were going crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Awesome. Okay, I'll see you in, like, 10 minutes?
Awesome. Okay, I'll see you in, like, 10 minutes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Awesome. What really happened?
Awesome. What really happened? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
B t dub, I called ahead, it's lime.
B t dub, I called ahead, it's lime. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Baby, cut it out of me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Baby, we can do this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Baby, you don't have to pretend other women aren't attractive
Baby, you don't have to pretend other women aren't attractive from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Baby, you should be able to fantasize about another woman
Baby, you should be able to fantasize about another woman from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips
Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack.
Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bad news. Lily has a rare and fatal hiccup disorder
Bad news. Lily has a rare and fatal hiccup disorder from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang, bang, bangity bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bangity bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang bang...
Bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang bang... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang, bang, bangity bang
Bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barack Obama, Jr? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys.
Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney and Robin enter here. Stop here for margaritas.
Barney and Robin enter here. Stop here for margaritas. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney and Robin finally, well...
Barney and Robin finally, well... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney had turned Robin into a real American.
Barney had turned Robin into a real American. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney was taking a night school class taught by me.
Barney was taking a night school class taught by me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, are you awake? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, are you wearing sweat pants?
Barney, are you wearing sweat pants? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, Barney, let it go to voicemail.
Barney, Barney, let it go to voicemail. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, I trust you. I regret I even asked you the question, okay.
Barney, I trust you. I regret I even asked you the question, okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, I'm a figment of your imagination, so, apparently, you do. Think about that.
Barney, I'm a figment of your imagination, so, apparently, you do. Think about that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, I'm not gonna just give up on her.
Barney, I'm not gonna just give up on her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, I'm not taking the test.
Barney, I'm not taking the test. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up.
Barney, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, I'm so sorry about your friend.
Barney, I'm so sorry about your friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, I've thought about this.
Barney, I've thought about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, if you're not gonna take her out on 17 dates,
Barney, if you're not gonna take her out on 17 dates, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, she's just going to pretend to like you
Barney, she's just going to pretend to like you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, we gotta stop you for a second. There's something I have to ask.
Barney, we gotta stop you for a second. There's something I have to ask. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, we know you might get fired. Wait. You have to talk about this.
Barney, we know you might get fired. Wait. You have to talk about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, when I get in bed with a man, my body becomes a machine,
Barney, when I get in bed with a man, my body becomes a machine, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, when you were with this girl,
Barney, when you were with this girl, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, why are we here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, you lied to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, you ready for brunch with Lily and Marshall?
Barney, you ready for brunch with Lily and Marshall? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: A member of the 2009 World Champion New York Yankees.
BARNEY: A member of the 2009 World Champion New York Yankees. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: I found that a slot machine was too fun.
BARNEY: I found that a slot machine was too fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: It all started when I decided to set myself a little challenge.
BARNEY: It all started when I decided to set myself a little challenge. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: Man was a hunter.
BARNEY: Man was a hunter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: Oh, you're still seeing that guy?
BARNEY: Oh, you're still seeing that guy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Girlfriend? Hey, come on.
BARNEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Girlfriend? Hey, come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney. This is not a one night stand. We're dating. Come back to bed.
Barney. This is not a one night stand. We're dating. Come back to bed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney's briefcase. He forgot it here this morning.
Barney's briefcase. He forgot it here this morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney's not the type of guy who would... Go on.
Barney's not the type of guy who would... Go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney's phone. I wonder how it got in there.
Barney's phone. I wonder how it got in there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney's phone. Teddy West Side speaking.
Barney's phone. Teddy West Side speaking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney's whole life is a cry for help.
Barney's whole life is a cry for help. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me.
Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bastard! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Be cool, baby. Damn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Be more attentive to where she is emotionally.
Be more attentive to where she is emotionally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Beats me, but it says it right here on this doctor clipboard that doctors have.
Beats me, but it says it right here on this doctor clipboard that doctors have. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Beauchemin went five hole in OT.
Beauchemin went five hole in OT. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because even in a fantasy world, I could never cheat on you.
Because even in a fantasy world, I could never cheat on you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because for the next week, I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women,
Because for the next week, I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because I am now in possession of a magic phone that always rings.
Because I am now in possession of a magic phone that always rings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because I'm angry at you! I'm angry at me! I'm angry at Ted!
Because I'm angry at you! I'm angry at me! I'm angry at Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because if you're not going to wear it, I'm taking it back.
Because if you're not going to wear it, I'm taking it back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because it was exactly the same.
Because it was exactly the same. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because my visa is about to expire.
Because my visa is about to expire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because of that? Come on. That's my thing.
Because of that? Come on. That's my thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because Robin is already his girlfriend.
Because Robin is already his girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because that girl was terrific. In fact...
Because that girl was terrific. In fact... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because that is just some sweet, sweet loving.
Because that is just some sweet, sweet loving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because the people who wear them are constantly going,
Because the people who wear them are constantly going, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because they understand that it's healthy for us to do that from time to time.
Because they understand that it's healthy for us to do that from time to time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because Tiffany said she'll "try to stop by"?
Because Tiffany said she'll "try to stop by"? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because we have a couples' hike in the morning.
Because we have a couples' hike in the morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because we went ahead and booked
Because we went ahead and booked from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because, guess what? You don't want her?
Because, guess what? You don't want her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Beer here! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Before she hops on your disco stick.
Before she hops on your disco stick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Before the light changes. Anyway, everyone's honking at me.
Before the light changes. Anyway, everyone's honking at me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Being up here, it's... It's good practice for me.
Being up here, it's... It's good practice for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Best bros. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Best night ever Then we played charades
Best night ever Then we played charades from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Best night ever! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs,
Big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Big Fudge can make her jealous.
Big Fudge can make her jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Blew both his thumbs off trying to shoot a beaver.
Blew both his thumbs off trying to shoot a beaver. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Blondes, brunettes, redheads.
Blondes, brunettes, redheads. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Boobs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Boom! Alpha dog is right where he belongs, on top.
Boom! Alpha dog is right where he belongs, on top. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BOTH: Ding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl.
Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan,
Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Boy, this girl that Barney's going after, she kind of sounds like the anti Barney.
Boy, this girl that Barney's going after, she kind of sounds like the anti Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Boyfriend. Barney Stinson is my boyfriend.
Boyfriend. Barney Stinson is my boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Brad, we can't fight like this all night!
Brad, we can't fight like this all night! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Brian Glowatz, Glowatz? Hi.
Brian Glowatz, Glowatz? Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bring out Stripper Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Buckle up, Jimbo. This one's a doozy.
Buckle up, Jimbo. This one's a doozy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But a very cute idiot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But after I married Helen,
But after I married Helen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But as your Uncle Barney was about to find out,
But as your Uncle Barney was about to find out, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But before we go any further,
But before we go any further, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But could you maybe not murder me?
But could you maybe not murder me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But Don was not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But don't you have to get back up to the inn?
But don't you have to get back up to the inn? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But even Lenny wouldn't go near that mess.
But even Lenny wouldn't go near that mess. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But even when I do, I feel so guilty
But even when I do, I feel so guilty from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But first, I'm going to make Marshall watch as I wedge Ulysses S. Grant
But first, I'm going to make Marshall watch as I wedge Ulysses S. Grant from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But five different kinds of sturdy, cheese bearing crackers?
But five different kinds of sturdy, cheese bearing crackers? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But for what it's worth, this week wasn't a waste.
But for what it's worth, this week wasn't a waste. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But how about this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But how did you find me, anyway?
But how did you find me, anyway? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But how do these things even work? What do we say?
But how do these things even work? What do we say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But how great is it to drink some Tantrum again?
But how great is it to drink some Tantrum again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I did get a little bit closer to meeting the woman of my dreams.
But I did get a little bit closer to meeting the woman of my dreams. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I did what I had to do.
But I did what I had to do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I didn't. So, after that, whenever I talked about Jenkins,
But I didn't. So, after that, whenever I talked about Jenkins, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I don't think he speaks much English.
But I don't think he speaks much English. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I feel a real connection here, Seven. Christy.
But I feel a real connection here, Seven. Christy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I feel like our paths are supposed to cross somehow.
But I feel like our paths are supposed to cross somehow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I guess you're right.
But I guess you're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex boyfriend.
But I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex boyfriend.
But I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I have to imagine Robin said something like that.
But I have to imagine Robin said something like that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I hear you make a mean chocolate cake.
But I hear you make a mean chocolate cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I think Mama knows when a dude's digging the show.
But I think Mama knows when a dude's digging the show. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I was an idiot back then.
But I was an idiot back then. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I'll get to that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I'm glad we stuck it out.
But I'm glad we stuck it out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I'm sort of seeing this guy.
But I'm sort of seeing this guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I've learned a lot since then. I've learned a lot tonight.
But I've learned a lot since then. I've learned a lot tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But if that's true, that's awesome.
But if that's true, that's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But it also says, "Don't teach drunk," and I do that all the time.
But it also says, "Don't teach drunk," and I do that all the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But it seems chicks are really digging the whole professor thing.
But it seems chicks are really digging the whole professor thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But it was actually on Robin.
But it was actually on Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But it's round like a ball,
But it's round like a ball, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But like I said, it happened.
But like I said, it happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But maybe I should have put aside
But maybe I should have put aside from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But nobody stands me up like that, so, are we going out or what?
But nobody stands me up like that, so, are we going out or what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But not in ours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But not so interesting that it overpowers the night.
But not so interesting that it overpowers the night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But now he realized it wasn't that at all.
But now he realized it wasn't that at all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But now he suddenly felt like Helen had taken his place.
But now he suddenly felt like Helen had taken his place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But now it's like you've disappeared into Lily.
But now it's like you've disappeared into Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But one of these days, you're gonna realize,
But one of these days, you're gonna realize, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But one thing is sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But she is no crazy, jealous stalker bitch. Let go.
But she is no crazy, jealous stalker bitch. Let go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But she looks just like you.
But she looks just like you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But she's keeping you around, just in case, like an old can of chili in the pantry.
But she's keeping you around, just in case, like an old can of chili in the pantry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But so does my oldest brother, Marvin Jr. Anyway,
But so does my oldest brother, Marvin Jr. Anyway, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But that guy's a lost cause.
But that guy's a lost cause. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But that means... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But that morning, Don had gone too far.
But that morning, Don had gone too far. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But that's not why I was embarrassed.
But that's not why I was embarrassed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But that's Scotty. He's one of my students, and he's looking at me.
But that's Scotty. He's one of my students, and he's looking at me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But the fact is, we also can't live without each other.
But the fact is, we also can't live without each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But the left one, yeah, I'm glad you're back there.
But the left one, yeah, I'm glad you're back there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But the most important facial expression of all?
But the most important facial expression of all? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But the truth is that will never happen.
But the truth is that will never happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But then came night five, and with it, trouble.
But then came night five, and with it, trouble. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But then I found the perfect bait.
But then I found the perfect bait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But then one day, you look at it,
But then one day, you look at it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But there's one name none of us ever expected to hear him called.
But there's one name none of us ever expected to hear him called. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But there's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But this changes everything.
But this changes everything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But this crust is so good. What is the secret to this crust?
But this crust is so good. What is the secret to this crust? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But this week, you were three for three, with no sign of slowing down.
But this week, you were three for three, with no sign of slowing down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But um, but um, but um, but um, but um, but um, but um, but um...
But um, but um, but um, but um, but um, but um, but um, but um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But we had no idea how much.
But we had no idea how much. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But we respect you guys too much
But we respect you guys too much from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But we're not even, like, going out for dinner.
But we're not even, like, going out for dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But we're still getting married, right?
But we're still getting married, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But we're still stopping for chili dogs first.
But we're still stopping for chili dogs first. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But what I've got with Robin proves that you can have a girlfriend
But what I've got with Robin proves that you can have a girlfriend from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But what she does have is a very special set of skills.
But what she does have is a very special set of skills. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But when I call his office, they say he left hours ago.
But when I call his office, they say he left hours ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But when she returned, she found a sound sleeper.
But when she returned, she found a sound sleeper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But when we dial the telephone
But when we dial the telephone from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But who's cozier? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you are belligerently sticking to your guns,
But you are belligerently sticking to your guns, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you can call me Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you didn't do the check dance.
But you didn't do the check dance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you don't mess with a man when he's in the middle of a...
But you don't mess with a man when he's in the middle of a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you have to know, I stopped it right away,
But you have to know, I stopped it right away, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you have to understand, back then I was still really upset
But you have to understand, back then I was still really upset from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you heard her. She wants to do it again, soon.
But you heard her. She wants to do it again, soon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But you're not just another number to me.
But you're not just another number to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, before any of that, we're gonna do it on this bed
But, before any of that, we're gonna do it on this bed from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, Robin, if you want to live here, work here,
But, Robin, if you want to live here, work here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, Ted, don't feel bad. We've all been there.
But, Ted, don't feel bad. We've all been there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um, if there's any college kids watching,
But, um, if there's any college kids watching, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um, if you had to summarize your book, in 30 words or less.
But, um, if you had to summarize your book, in 30 words or less. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um...
But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um...
But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, yeah, I caught her crying a couple times.
But, yeah, I caught her crying a couple times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, you guys, you're the best pickers I know.
But, you guys, you're the best pickers I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, you know, it's not going to be easy, this test.
But, you know, it's not going to be easy, this test. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But... Just "but," no "um." Just "but."
But... Just "but," no "um." Just "but." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Butterscotch is to Canadian women what chocolate is to American women.
Butterscotch is to Canadian women what chocolate is to American women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
By saying "no" constantly and consistently,
By saying "no" constantly and consistently, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
By that point, I didn't have time to think
By that point, I didn't have time to think from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
By the following summer, we would find the remaining two doppelgangers,
By the following summer, we would find the remaining two doppelgangers, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
By the way, four eyes, new lawyer. This is Jenkins.
By the way, four eyes, new lawyer. This is Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bye bye, two kids I raised with a stern yet loving hand,
Bye bye, two kids I raised with a stern yet loving hand, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
CALZONETTl: Sorry I'm late, everyone.
CALZONETTl: Sorry I'm late, everyone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?
Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can I still come? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can we draw boobs on the chalkboard?
Can we draw boobs on the chalkboard? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can we have class outside?
Can we have class outside? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can we have class outside?
Can we have class outside? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can we see the teacup pig?
Can we see the teacup pig? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can we talk? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can you hear this, Professor? Or should I turn it up for you?
Can you hear this, Professor? Or should I turn it up for you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can't maintain residency for longer than six months without a work visa. Sorry.
Can't maintain residency for longer than six months without a work visa. Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Canada isn't across the Atlantic.
Canada isn't across the Atlantic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Car keys, please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Case in point... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cat funeral from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cat funeral from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cat sitting for Lily's mom
Cat sitting for Lily's mom from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cat sitting for Lily's mom
Cat sitting for Lily's mom from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Check out this perfect rack
Check out this perfect rack from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Chicago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Class dismissed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Classy, elegant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Clearly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come again for Big Fudge?
Come again for Big Fudge? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come here, you two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, baby. You want some soup?
Come on, baby. You want some soup? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, dude. You know you want to.
Come on, dude. You know you want to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, guys. It's gotta at least sound real. Cook Pu?
Come on, guys. It's gotta at least sound real. Cook Pu? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, Lily. You have to get Scooter off the hook. Now try again.
Come on, Lily. You have to get Scooter off the hook. Now try again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, Marshall. Just admit that she's hotter than me.
Come on, Marshall. Just admit that she's hotter than me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, okay, I get it. Cook Pu is a stupid name,
Come on, okay, I get it. Cook Pu is a stupid name, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, they just got excited.
Come on, they just got excited. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, we're going to go get trashed on the roof.
Come on, we're going to go get trashed on the roof. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, you got to admit, that's kind of funny, Lily.
Come on, you got to admit, that's kind of funny, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on. That stuff doesn't really work, does it?
Come on. That stuff doesn't really work, does it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on. That's crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Compared to your action hero ex boyfriend who you wouldn't stop talking about.
Compared to your action hero ex boyfriend who you wouldn't stop talking about. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Considerate, sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Constant, ego shattering uncertainty.
Constant, ego shattering uncertainty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cook didn't show up for class today.
Cook didn't show up for class today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cook Pu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cook Pu. Cook Pu. Cook Pu.
Cook Pu. Cook Pu. Cook Pu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cool as a cucumber, just like he's been all week.
Cool as a cucumber, just like he's been all week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cool drink of water Such a sweet surprise
Cool drink of water Such a sweet surprise from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cornmeal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember that date going that well.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember that date going that well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Correct! And if she achieves that, will she truly be happy?
Correct! And if she achieves that, will she truly be happy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Correct! What is Robin's dream job?
Correct! What is Robin's dream job? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Crawl for it, stripper me. This is awesome, baby.
Crawl for it, stripper me. This is awesome, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Crumpet Manor is listed in the American registry of historic bed and breakfasts.
Crumpet Manor is listed in the American registry of historic bed and breakfasts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cut it out! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
D cups? Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn it, Hordichuk! You miss another gimme like that,
Damn it, Hordichuk! You miss another gimme like that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn it! I've read the thing cover to cover and I can't find a loophole.
Damn it! I've read the thing cover to cover and I can't find a loophole. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn it! Swisher's back in play.
Damn it! Swisher's back in play. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn you, Gazzola's! (GROANS)
Damn you, Gazzola's! (GROANS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn! Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Definitely, ducks are better than rabbits.
Definitely, ducks are better than rabbits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Defusing the bomb. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Delivery for Marshall Eriksen.
Delivery for Marshall Eriksen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Depending on who wins the game of Risk we've been playing for three years.
Depending on who wins the game of Risk we've been playing for three years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Designed by Chicago's Daniel Burnham in the Beaux Arts style,
Designed by Chicago's Daniel Burnham in the Beaux Arts style, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did he juggle? Bad puns? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did I not tell you guys that it was Tuxedo Night?
Did I not tell you guys that it was Tuxedo Night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did one of your whores tell you that?
Did one of your whores tell you that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did she make excuses to establish physical contact with you?
Did she make excuses to establish physical contact with you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did she suddenly slip the word "sex" into the conversation?
Did she suddenly slip the word "sex" into the conversation? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did somebody fancy herself the hottest girl in the bar?
Did somebody fancy herself the hottest girl in the bar? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did you go somewhere, sweetie?
Did you go somewhere, sweetie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did you hear that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did you know that before intercourse,
Did you know that before intercourse, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did you two ladies lose some weight?
Did you two ladies lose some weight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Did you watch the Jets game?
Did you watch the Jets game? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Didn't we meet on a yacht?
Didn't we meet on a yacht? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Disc eight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Distract me? That is so condescending.
Distract me? That is so condescending. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do I know any rodeo clowns?
Do I know any rodeo clowns? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do not call me T Dawg. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do not talk about Dale that way, okay! He is twice the man you will ever be!
Do not talk about Dale that way, okay! He is twice the man you will ever be! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you do that cheapy thing where you only change the linens upon request?
Do you do that cheapy thing where you only change the linens upon request? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you enjoy sitting on a bench?
Do you enjoy sitting on a bench? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you have a problem with this class?
Do you have a problem with this class? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you have any split pea left?
Do you have any split pea left? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you know how long I have been waiting to land a...
Do you know how long I have been waiting to land a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you know who else would love this teacup pig?
Do you know who else would love this teacup pig? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you maybe want to, like, go out with me?
Do you maybe want to, like, go out with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you really think she'd be all that jealous?
Do you really think she'd be all that jealous? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you really think you might get fired today?
Do you really think you might get fired today? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you remember the first day of classes last semester?
Do you remember the first day of classes last semester? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you think I should get Sports Illustrated for 70% off the cover price?
Do you think I should get Sports Illustrated for 70% off the cover price? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Does anyone know who won the Super Bowl?
Does anyone know who won the Super Bowl? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Does lefty like that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Does lefty like that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Does she really say "but, um" that much?
Does she really say "but, um" that much? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Does she text her mother with those fingers?
Does she text her mother with those fingers? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Doesn't feel very good, does it?
Doesn't feel very good, does it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Doesn't mean he's not husband material.
Doesn't mean he's not husband material. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don's a duck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't cry in front of her four times.
Don't cry in front of her four times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke.
Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women.
Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't want to be from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't worry, we'll get out on the road, it'll be just like old times.
Don't worry, we'll get out on the road, it'll be just like old times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't you guys have, like, a toothbrush to share, or something?
Don't you guys have, like, a toothbrush to share, or something? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests
Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Duck is delicious. Rabbit is all gamey!
Duck is delicious. Rabbit is all gamey! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ducks are good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in a pharma girl free for all!
Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in a pharma girl free for all! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, don't look at it. That's a rookie mistake.
Dude, don't look at it. That's a rookie mistake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, I've already hooked up with three of them.
Dude, I've already hooked up with three of them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, if you tell me you have a thing for a woman that is not your wife,
Dude, if you tell me you have a thing for a woman that is not your wife, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, it was pretty awesome.
Dude, it was pretty awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, it's a barrel! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, Lily gets you in real life.
Dude, Lily gets you in real life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, what are you doing here? Get down to the bar.
Dude, what are you doing here? Get down to the bar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, why are we pulling onto the highway?
Dude, why are we pulling onto the highway? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, why would you do that?
Dude, why would you do that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, you are so the reacher. You're getting her a horse.
Dude, you are so the reacher. You're getting her a horse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, you've been a real jerk in front of Robin
Dude, you've been a real jerk in front of Robin from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, your pants were already off,
Dude, your pants were already off, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude! I worked really hard on these slides, okay?
Dude! I worked really hard on these slides, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Due out in June. We'll be right back.
Due out in June. We'll be right back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
During the role playing exercises.
During the role playing exercises. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Econ 305? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Economics 305 has been taught right here in Building 14, Room 7.
Economics 305 has been taught right here in Building 14, Room 7. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Economics? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Eh? Eh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Eh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Eh. I did something worse in it after The Phantom Menace premiere.
Eh. I did something worse in it after The Phantom Menace premiere. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ENGLISH US SDH from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Enter, a dame. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Even at the apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Even better, seeing him naked. What!
Even better, seeing him naked. What! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Even if it means finding ourselves on another blind date with each other
Even if it means finding ourselves on another blind date with each other from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Even when I do start to have a dirty thought like that,
Even when I do start to have a dirty thought like that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "l" to a "we."
Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "l" to a "we." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ever since we lost Robin and Barney, and Ted and Stella,
Ever since we lost Robin and Barney, and Ted and Stella, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute
Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Every day? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Every good relationship has a reacher and a settler.
Every good relationship has a reacher and a settler. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Every single person in this room is already an architect.
Every single person in this room is already an architect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Every time he used her prized rhododendron to do his business.
Every time he used her prized rhododendron to do his business. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Every time you say "but, um," they do a shot.
Every time you say "but, um," they do a shot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Everybody loved me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Everyone knows that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Everything's as perky as we've always imagined!
Everything's as perky as we've always imagined! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Exactly. And I feel awful about it.
Exactly. And I feel awful about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Exactly. Barney's dating again and he couldn't be happier.
Exactly. Barney's dating again and he couldn't be happier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Exactly. One person reaches for someone out of their league,
Exactly. One person reaches for someone out of their league, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Except for a woman who appreciates a fine cravat.
Except for a woman who appreciates a fine cravat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Except she wasn't kidding about her roommate complex.
Except she wasn't kidding about her roommate complex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Excuse me, is anyone using this?
Excuse me, is anyone using this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Excuse me. Coming through.
Excuse me. Coming through. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Excuse me. Lily, Nick Swisher thinks we're sweet.
Excuse me. Lily, Nick Swisher thinks we're sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Expect a standing ovation for picking up a $19 check?
Expect a standing ovation for picking up a $19 check? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fad, flip, flop, wing from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fantazmo. Plus, my cholesterol is down, my Restless Leg Syndrome is cured.
Fantazmo. Plus, my cholesterol is down, my Restless Leg Syndrome is cured. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Federal law expressly dictates that a foreign national
Federal law expressly dictates that a foreign national from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fifty. One for each state.
Fifty. One for each state. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Finding the perfect balance between father and friend.
Finding the perfect balance between father and friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fine! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Finish our drinks, go out in the alley and whip stuff.
Finish our drinks, go out in the alley and whip stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her...
Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
First of all, you can ignore all the e mails and texts we've sent you.
First of all, you can ignore all the e mails and texts we've sent you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
First of millions! What if our kids get married?
First of millions! What if our kids get married? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
First thing tomorrow, I'm getting rid of these suits.
First thing tomorrow, I'm getting rid of these suits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
First, a boat ride around the city, then a trip to Vermont.
First, a boat ride around the city, then a trip to Vermont. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Flared nostril ridges. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Flared nostril ridges. Wide, unblinking eyes.
Flared nostril ridges. Wide, unblinking eyes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Flipped the cushion Now everything's okay
Flipped the cushion Now everything's okay from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Followed by, like, 20 minutes of grunting.
Followed by, like, 20 minutes of grunting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For a boat ride around the city.
For a boat ride around the city. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For a little couples' night.
For a little couples' night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For charades. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For example, every time I spot a grammatical error, I do a shot.
For example, every time I spot a grammatical error, I do a shot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For generations to come. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For Pete's sake. Well, I gotta go talk to her. I gotta apologize.
For Pete's sake. Well, I gotta go talk to her. I gotta apologize. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For real this time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For reasons I can't explain, Robin and I have been tapped to lead the expedition.
For reasons I can't explain, Robin and I have been tapped to lead the expedition. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For shame, sir. For shame!
For shame, sir. For shame! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For so long, it had been just me and him,
For so long, it had been just me and him, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For the same reason that Tiffany likes having you around.
For the same reason that Tiffany likes having you around. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For the second time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For the so called hot bartender.
For the so called hot bartender. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For what she truly needs, which is six simple words from her dad,
For what she truly needs, which is six simple words from her dad, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For wonders and amazement served up on a silver plate
For wonders and amazement served up on a silver plate from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
For you to be an American, we got to get the Canadian out of you.
For you to be an American, we got to get the Canadian out of you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Friday or Sunday would also work. Or basically any other day.
Friday or Sunday would also work. Or basically any other day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
From Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for a Gazzola's pizza.
From Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for a Gazzola's pizza. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
From embarrassing myself in public.
From embarrassing myself in public. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
From this day forward, I will be the wingman of your mind.
From this day forward, I will be the wingman of your mind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fueled by desire and lust
Fueled by desire and lust from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fueled by desire, lust, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Funny, I was picturing a guy. Anyhoo, lunch?
Funny, I was picturing a guy. Anyhoo, lunch? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Geez, Lily, it's not like I remember all of them.
Geez, Lily, it's not like I remember all of them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Geez, Ted, when are you gonna get your life together?
Geez, Ted, when are you gonna get your life together? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gentlemen, I'm a faculty member, and you're underage,
Gentlemen, I'm a faculty member, and you're underage, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get 50% off at the bookstore, so that's pretty sweet.
Get 50% off at the bookstore, so that's pretty sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get a load of that guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get lucky after the 12th date.
Get lucky after the 12th date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get out there. Find me a girl. We'll double date on Valentine's Day.
Get out there. Find me a girl. We'll double date on Valentine's Day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get some food in her quick, or one of two things will happen.
Get some food in her quick, or one of two things will happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get to the point! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Getting picked, I'm good at. Ladies love Teddy West Side.
Getting picked, I'm good at. Ladies love Teddy West Side. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Giddy what up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute
Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Give it to me! Give it to me. It's mine. It's mine. It's mine now.
Give it to me! Give it to me. It's mine. It's mine. It's mine now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Give you a little smile and say, "You're an idiot."
Give you a little smile and say, "You're an idiot." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gladys Reynolds. Nice to make your acquaintance.
Gladys Reynolds. Nice to make your acquaintance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Go for Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Go for Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Go for Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Go for Barney. Cut to the chase, what's your cup size?
Go for Barney. Cut to the chase, what's your cup size? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Go for Barney. Look, I...
Go for Barney. Look, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Go on. Go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God help us all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God, I love being single.
God, I love being single. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God, my stomach! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God, why won't that guy call?
God, why won't that guy call? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God, you just get me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God, you're still drunk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God. The doorknob's broken off.
God. The doorknob's broken off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gonna meet my wife and I'm...
Gonna meet my wife and I'm... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good enough! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good for them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good grief! That's two awkward conversations I have to have today.
Good grief! That's two awkward conversations I have to have today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good night, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good thing the cleaning lady's coming tomorrow.
Good thing the cleaning lady's coming tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good to know we're not getting the crappy understudy lobsters, right?
Good to know we're not getting the crappy understudy lobsters, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good. 'Cause if you didn't, that would be mighty shellfish.
Good. 'Cause if you didn't, that would be mighty shellfish. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Goodbye, Sparky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gooey and romantic? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gosh, I thought you were such a jerk. I'm so sorry.
Gosh, I thought you were such a jerk. I'm so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gosh, no. Shut up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Great, 'cause I got that story about Sammy Hagar
Great, 'cause I got that story about Sammy Hagar from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gross? Are you kidding? He's on his way to a Perfect...
Gross? Are you kidding? He's on his way to a Perfect... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guess who just got four tickets to the Origins of Chewbacca Star Wars exhibit?
Guess who just got four tickets to the Origins of Chewbacca Star Wars exhibit? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guess who? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gum ball, a g****fruit, which isn't actually a ball,
Gum ball, a g****fruit, which isn't actually a ball, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys are always falling in love with her.
Guys are always falling in love with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys want to wave the girl off and, you know, look like a big shot.
Guys want to wave the girl off and, you know, look like a big shot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, great news! Tiffany broke up with her boyfriend.
Guys, great news! Tiffany broke up with her boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, guys, guys, we're on me now.
Guys, guys, guys, we're on me now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week.
Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, this is her! She wrote the book!
Guys, this is her! She wrote the book! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, what's going on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, why is that kid over there staring at me?
Guys, why is that kid over there staring at me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, you can't just keep hooking up
Guys, you can't just keep hooking up from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Halfway to China. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hang on to this girl, Ted. Hang on to her and never let go!
Hang on to this girl, Ted. Hang on to her and never let go! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hard lemonade? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Has my next guest, Mr. Barney Stinson.
Has my next guest, Mr. Barney Stinson. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Has their own tale of the Sexless Innkeeper.
Has their own tale of the Sexless Innkeeper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Have been dragged onto her side. Make no mistake.
Have been dragged onto her side. Make no mistake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life
Have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? I mean, ducks are jerks.
Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? I mean, ducks are jerks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Have you ever used performance enhancing drugs?
Have you ever used performance enhancing drugs? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Haven't checked it out yet.
Haven't checked it out yet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He reminded me of my favorite comb.
He reminded me of my favorite comb. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He was Italian. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He was just so special, you know?
He was just so special, you know? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He was missing a lot of teeth, but I loved him anyway.
He was missing a lot of teeth, but I loved him anyway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's 24. He thinks a little facial hair makes him look like Johnny Depp.
He's 24. He thinks a little facial hair makes him look like Johnny Depp. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's absolutely right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's doing fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's filing assault charges.
He's filing assault charges. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's funny. He's smart. He's handsome.
He's funny. He's smart. He's handsome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's got a LeBaron convertible and an in at the roller rink,
He's got a LeBaron convertible and an in at the roller rink, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's probably rushing home to get a handcart or something.
He's probably rushing home to get a handcart or something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's this hilarious new lawyer at Marshall's office.
He's this hilarious new lawyer at Marshall's office. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hell, yeah, I'm gay. Gay for you.
Hell, yeah, I'm gay. Gay for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello, baby from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello, baby, ooh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello, baby, ooh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello, friends. Every sport has had an icon who transcends the game.
Hello, friends. Every sport has had an icon who transcends the game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello. Don't get up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello. Good evening. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hells, yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Henrietta and I are just friends.
Henrietta and I are just friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Henrietta knows that we're just friends.
Henrietta knows that we're just friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Henrietta was on my hook.
Henrietta was on my hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Henrietta, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Henrietta, I'm sorry if this is blunt, but I think I owe you this.
Henrietta, I'm sorry if this is blunt, but I think I owe you this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Her garb said classy, but her eyes whispered sin.
Her garb said classy, but her eyes whispered sin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Her morning show comes on so early we're usually still at the bar,
Her morning show comes on so early we're usually still at the bar, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Her skin glows. Her legs go for miles.
Her skin glows. Her legs go for miles. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here comes a guy! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here you go, guys, the official hat of Barney's Perfect Week.
Here you go, guys, the official hat of Barney's Perfect Week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here, I'll get rid of the notebook.
Here, I'll get rid of the notebook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here's a good one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here's what that girl would have said.
Here's what that girl would have said. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here's your think about it for the day.
Here's your think about it for the day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, babe, did you know that Robin was going through a mourning period?
Hey, babe, did you know that Robin was going through a mourning period? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, baby, what are you doing home?
Hey, baby, what are you doing home? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, baby? Baby? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Barney, I want you to meet the newest pharma girl.
Hey, Barney, I want you to meet the newest pharma girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Barney, we're going to order some food.
Hey, Barney, we're going to order some food. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Barney. Here's the usual
Hey, Barney. Here's the usual from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Barney. I got a little poem for you. You want to hear it?
Hey, Barney. I got a little poem for you. You want to hear it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, big brown eyes! How are you doing?
Hey, big brown eyes! How are you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Bobby! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Brad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, by the way, you ditch that loser boyfriend yet?
Hey, by the way, you ditch that loser boyfriend yet? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, check it out. Barney's leaving with another girl.
Hey, check it out. Barney's leaving with another girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, do you think they'll have Wookiee to English dictionaries there?
Hey, do you think they'll have Wookiee to English dictionaries there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, do you want to go out drinking with us tonight?
Hey, do you want to go out drinking with us tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, dummy. What did I tell you about smoking in here?
Hey, dummy. What did I tell you about smoking in here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, guys, what should I say when Dale calls for a second date?
Hey, guys, what should I say when Dale calls for a second date? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, guys. Good news. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, guys. What you talking about?
Hey, guys. What you talking about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, haven't seen you all week. How you doing?
Hey, haven't seen you all week. How you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, hey, hey! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, hey, look at me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, hey. Wanna get married?
Hey, hey. Wanna get married? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, how was the big couples' night with Marshall and Lily?
Hey, how was the big couples' night with Marshall and Lily? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, how's Barney doing tonight?
Hey, how's Barney doing tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, I didn't really talk about my cats that much, did I?
Hey, I didn't really talk about my cats that much, did I? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, I've been down in the basement storage area going through all the stuff
Hey, I've been down in the basement storage area going through all the stuff from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, just real quick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Lil. Looks like Jasmine's having a hard time getting out of those boots.
Hey, Lil. Looks like Jasmine's having a hard time getting out of those boots. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Lily. I saw you have seventh period free.
Hey, Lily. I saw you have seventh period free. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Lily. Nice dress. Tater Tots?
Hey, Lily. Nice dress. Tater Tots? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, look, Brad's here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Mike, I have to tell you something.
Hey, Mike, I have to tell you something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Nick Swisher, this guy and his wife share a toothbrush!
Hey, Nick Swisher, this guy and his wife share a toothbrush! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, on to a new topic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, so Lily and I are gonna go back to that college bar again,
Hey, so Lily and I are gonna go back to that college bar again, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, so, I know that you've been having trouble letting Scooter off the hook.
Hey, so, I know that you've been having trouble letting Scooter off the hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, sweetie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Ted. Great time last night. Let's do it again, soon. I'll call you.
Hey, Ted. Great time last night. Let's do it again, soon. I'll call you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, that reminds me, I have been meaning to ask you.
Hey, that reminds me, I have been meaning to ask you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, there she is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, there she is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, this is cute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Tiffany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?
Hey, wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, what did you think of the game last night?
Hey, what did you think of the game last night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you?
Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, you really think Lily's pissed?
Hey, you really think Lily's pissed? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, you want to crank some Van Halen just like old times?
Hey, you want to crank some Van Halen just like old times? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey! He is an expert. He's a great teacher!
Hey! He is an expert. He's a great teacher! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. Before you say anything,
Hey. Before you say anything, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. How'd the date with Dale go?
Hey. How'd the date with Dale go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. We wanted to say we're sorry.
Hey. We wanted to say we're sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. What's wrong? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hi, I'm Lily, Marshall's wife.
Hi, I'm Lily, Marshall's wife. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hi, Lily. I'm from the French Embassy.
Hi, Lily. I'm from the French Embassy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hi. Two for dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
High and outside? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hilarious! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
His buttons saved the life
His buttons saved the life from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hits the ceiling and falls right into the toilet.
Hits the ceiling and falls right into the toilet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm? Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm. And isn't that every girl's dream.
Hmm. And isn't that every girl's dream. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm. I hope those weren't the same nights.
Hmm. I hope those weren't the same nights. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hmm. Well, lead the way, sweetie pie.
Hmm. Well, lead the way, sweetie pie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hold on! I have to get another book!
Hold on! I have to get another book! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Holding up your phone number on national TV.
Holding up your phone number on national TV. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Holy crap! Robin Scherbatsky's friends with my econ professor!
Holy crap! Robin Scherbatsky's friends with my econ professor! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Homo erectus, indeed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Honesty is tough, but in the end, it's the far kinder alternative.
Honesty is tough, but in the end, it's the far kinder alternative. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hopefully, one day, I can use my own humble brush
Hopefully, one day, I can use my own humble brush from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hotel? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How about we just call it a tie?
How about we just call it a tie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How about you do this? Go nail that girl, then read your texts.
How about you do this? Go nail that girl, then read your texts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How could you let me do that?
How could you let me do that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How did I come across? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How do we know you two won't hurt us again?
How do we know you two won't hurt us again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend?
How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How do you know he's gonna call?
How do you know he's gonna call? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How do you know the Canadian test is easy?
How do you know the Canadian test is easy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How do you spell "blah blah blah"? "H's" or no?
How do you spell "blah blah blah"? "H's" or no? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How great is this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How weird is it that I'm more famous than you?
How weird is it that I'm more famous than you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How would you react if one of those Cachuck guys
How would you react if one of those Cachuck guys from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How'd things go at the doctor?
How'd things go at the doctor? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How'd we end up here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hugh Gerection? Those were fake names. But Cook Pu?
Hugh Gerection? Those were fake names. But Cook Pu? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Huh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Huh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Huh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Huh. Her name must be Anita. Okay, my plan was to sleep with her.
Huh. Her name must be Anita. Okay, my plan was to sleep with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hurry up now, don't be late
Hurry up now, don't be late from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I always avoided pronouns.
I always avoided pronouns. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I always say, " My ideal woman
I always say, " My ideal woman from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am a big bag of three day old garbage.
I am a big bag of three day old garbage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am Barney from America.
I am Barney from America. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am done with this stupid Robin 101, okay?
I am done with this stupid Robin 101, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am freaking out. I don't think I can do this.
I am freaking out. I don't think I can do this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am in the upright and locked position.
I am in the upright and locked position. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am not going to fall in love with your roommate.
I am not going to fall in love with your roommate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am ready to hit the road. I got baby wipes.
I am ready to hit the road. I got baby wipes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am so glad that you two just randomly happened to find each other.
I am so glad that you two just randomly happened to find each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am so psyched! Marshall and I haven't done something
I am so psyched! Marshall and I haven't done something from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am so sorry I misjudged you.
I am so sorry I misjudged you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I asked, "Where do you live?"And she said,
I asked, "Where do you live?"And she said, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I bet stripper me would get in there with another girl and just go bananas.
I bet stripper me would get in there with another girl and just go bananas. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I bet they wanted to touch her so bad, but all you can do is look,
I bet they wanted to touch her so bad, but all you can do is look, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I bet you couldn't even grow a mustache if you wanted to!
I bet you couldn't even grow a mustache if you wanted to! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I broke her heart. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I broke his nose with a chair.
I broke his nose with a chair. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I brought Marshall with me, so maybe we'll do the same.
I brought Marshall with me, so maybe we'll do the same. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I buy it. You're awesome.
I buy it. You're awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can duck in for a drink.
I can duck in for a drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can tell we have a ton in common.
I can tell we have a ton in common. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't believe I'm taking sexual advice from Ted Mosby.
I can't believe I'm taking sexual advice from Ted Mosby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't believe Robin's been so upset.
I can't believe Robin's been so upset. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't believe we're still open. Gotcha!
I can't believe we're still open. Gotcha! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't believe you guys are closing.
I can't believe you guys are closing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't believe you sent them one of those.
I can't believe you sent them one of those. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet.
I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't do that, Ted. I just can't hook up with a girl
I can't do that, Ted. I just can't hook up with a girl from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't stop thinking about how much I hate him!
I can't stop thinking about how much I hate him! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I choose you, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I concede! You win. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I could do no wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I could give you a lifetime of happiness. Can you do that for me?
I could give you a lifetime of happiness. Can you do that for me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I could lose my scholarship.
I could lose my scholarship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I could read it on air. Coming from a more entertaining source,
I could read it on air. Coming from a more entertaining source, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I couldn't admit I was cold. I didn't want to seem like a wimp
I couldn't admit I was cold. I didn't want to seem like a wimp from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I couldn't be more unhappy.
I couldn't be more unhappy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I decided what you need is practice.
I decided what you need is practice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I did it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I did it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I did not say it was a good plan.
I did not say it was a good plan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I did not settle for Lily. Okay, yes, she's a little short,
I did not settle for Lily. Okay, yes, she's a little short, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I did what anyone keeping someone on the hook should do.
I did what anyone keeping someone on the hook should do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I did, um, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I did. I just pee a lot. You'll see.
I did. I just pee a lot. You'll see. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I didn't get super wasted and throw up all over myself.
I didn't get super wasted and throw up all over myself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I didn't know if you were hungry, so I just threw together some...
I didn't know if you were hungry, so I just threw together some... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I didn't know what you wanted, so I got you a cappuccino,
I didn't know what you wanted, so I got you a cappuccino, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I didn't think you'd bring a date.
I didn't think you'd bring a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I do care, Barney. Look, we're dating now, okay?
I do care, Barney. Look, we're dating now, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I do! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I do. You're sweet, you're funny.
I do. You're sweet, you're funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't even have my slide projector.
I don't even have my slide projector. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know if you caught that, but he did the "we" thing.
I don't know if you caught that, but he did the "we" thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know what kind of architect. Houses, buildings, that kind of crap.
I don't know what kind of architect. Houses, buildings, that kind of crap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know what they are, (LAUGHING) but they're amazing!
I don't know what they are, (LAUGHING) but they're amazing! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know what to tell you. Lily's always messing with me.
I don't know what to tell you. Lily's always messing with me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know why I just did that.
I don't know why I just did that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know why they make phone books anymore. Everything's online, right?
I don't know why they make phone books anymore. Everything's online, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know why. You're awesome.
I don't know why. You're awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know, maybe the whole Jenkins peed out the window of a cab story.
I don't know, maybe the whole Jenkins peed out the window of a cab story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know. Check this out. This is actually kind of sweet.
I don't know. Check this out. This is actually kind of sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't know. It's something called "The Naked Man."
I don't know. It's something called "The Naked Man." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't normally do that. I was really drunk.
I don't normally do that. I was really drunk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't say "but, um." I have never said "but, um."
I don't say "but, um." I have never said "but, um." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't see the point of even trying.
I don't see the point of even trying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't understand why you wouldn't just tell Lily.
I don't understand why you wouldn't just tell Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't understand. If last night went so horribly,
I don't understand. If last night went so horribly, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want this anymore.
I don't want this anymore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want to be an architect.
I don't want to be an architect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want to be with you.
I don't want to be with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want to be with you.
I don't want to be with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want to be with you.
I don't want to be with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want to brag, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want to miss out on knowing you, either.
I don't want to miss out on knowing you, either. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I even broke open your briefcase to look for evidence.
I even broke open your briefcase to look for evidence. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I even composed a poem about it.
I even composed a poem about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I even sent them an awesome photo montage...
I even sent them an awesome photo montage... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I feel like we should give him a moment of silence.
I feel like we should give him a moment of silence. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I feel so young again except for the chest pains.
I feel so young again except for the chest pains. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I feel terrible about it, and I'm really sorry.
I feel terrible about it, and I'm really sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I feel the same way. I suck at relationships.
I feel the same way. I suck at relationships. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I feel the same way. I suck at relationships.
I feel the same way. I suck at relationships. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I found out the school's policy
I found out the school's policy from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I gave you one thing to do, Marshall. One thing.
I gave you one thing to do, Marshall. One thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I get her back to my place, and she just bolts?
I get her back to my place, and she just bolts? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I get it, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I got a variety of jerky. I got six cans of Tantrum.
I got a variety of jerky. I got six cans of Tantrum. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I got black coffee on the left, I got Tantrum on the right!
I got black coffee on the left, I got Tantrum on the right! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I got it into my head this week that you were cheating on me.
I got it into my head this week that you were cheating on me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I got married in college.
I got married in college. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I got this. So, emperor penguins. Crazy, huh?
I got this. So, emperor penguins. Crazy, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I got to dial back on the Tantrum.
I got to dial back on the Tantrum. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I gotta find a way to reach this kid.
I gotta find a way to reach this kid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I gotta get to work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I gotta make her jealous.
I gotta make her jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I guess Canada's not so bad.
I guess Canada's not so bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I guess I just liked the idea of putting all my Robin Scherbatsky
I guess I just liked the idea of putting all my Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I guess I'm impressed by how much you remembered.
I guess I'm impressed by how much you remembered. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I guess she caught some of the Big Fudge fever.
I guess she caught some of the Big Fudge fever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I guess, in a lot of ways, Barney doesn't stack up.
I guess, in a lot of ways, Barney doesn't stack up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had a great time tonight. And seven years ago,
I had a great time tonight. And seven years ago, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had an aunt in the Coast Guard.
I had an aunt in the Coast Guard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had hours to kill. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had lunch at a Staten Island Chili's and banged a drunk hairdresser.
I had lunch at a Staten Island Chili's and banged a drunk hairdresser. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had no idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had no idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had room in my heart for both of them.
I had room in my heart for both of them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I had to decide. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have a bit of a roommate complex.
I have a bit of a roommate complex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have been so busy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have never been happier. And this Anita sounds lovely.
I have never been happier. And this Anita sounds lovely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have never met anyone else who has this album.
I have never met anyone else who has this album. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have never, ever scored a hot bartender.
I have never, ever scored a hot bartender. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have the common courtesy to sleep with her first.
I have the common courtesy to sleep with her first. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have to pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have to pop in at least once a month to maintain my record.
I have to pop in at least once a month to maintain my record. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have to say no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I have. I left her, like, 20 messages.
I have. I left her, like, 20 messages. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I heard you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I hope I'm not too late! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I hope it was worth it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I hope so, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I hope those underwater aliens are cold blooded.
I hope those underwater aliens are cold blooded. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I hope you're not talking about you?
I hope you're not talking about you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just abandoned my wife. How am I supposed to have fun?
I just abandoned my wife. How am I supposed to have fun? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just can't be with you right now.
I just can't be with you right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just got divorced three months ago. I have no idea how to be single.
I just got divorced three months ago. I have no idea how to be single. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just got up there and talked about architecture.
I just got up there and talked about architecture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just haven't had a girlfriend for a long time.
I just haven't had a girlfriend for a long time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just need you to be patient. I don't want to lose you, big brown eyes.
I just need you to be patient. I don't want to lose you, big brown eyes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just remembered why I didn't call you.
I just remembered why I didn't call you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just thought of a reason.
I just thought of a reason. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just want to cuddle him all day long. Yes, I do.
I just want to cuddle him all day long. Yes, I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just wanted to drop by and say...
I just wanted to drop by and say... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I just wanted to get rid of the girls.
I just wanted to get rid of the girls. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I knew I had to make a strong impression. I had thought of everything. Except...
I knew I had to make a strong impression. I had thought of everything. Except... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I knew there was a skank, but I thought she'd at least be dumb.
I knew there was a skank, but I thought she'd at least be dumb. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know it sounds nuts, but it feels good to say.
I know it sounds nuts, but it feels good to say. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know it's a cliché, but he really ruined me for other men.
I know it's a cliché, but he really ruined me for other men. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know it's a cliché, but he really ruined me for other men.
I know it's a cliché, but he really ruined me for other men. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know this past week must've been tough on you.
I know this past week must've been tough on you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know this sounds crazy,
I know this sounds crazy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know what you're all thinking.
I know what you're all thinking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know where. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know you're a hockey fan, so I was thinking...
I know you're a hockey fan, so I was thinking... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know, and it's provided us with a lot of laughs.
I know, and it's provided us with a lot of laughs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know! When I got that left hand yellow, I was like, "What?"
I know! When I got that left hand yellow, I was like, "What?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. But that song's kind of catchy.
I know. But that song's kind of catchy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
I know. Isn't it wonderful? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. It was kind of crazy.
I know. It was kind of crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. So annoying, right? I mean, he's not really my boyfriend.
I know. So annoying, right? I mean, he's not really my boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. So much running around and freaking out, and for what?
I know. So much running around and freaking out, and for what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know. We had the gouda. We had my waffle story.
I know. We had the gouda. We had my waffle story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I like my testicles attached to my body, rather than rolling around
I like my testicles attached to my body, rather than rolling around from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I live right upstairs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I love a tiny fiber. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I love how the universe decided to bring those two together.
I love how the universe decided to bring those two together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I love that blazer almost as much as Robin loves Don.
I love that blazer almost as much as Robin loves Don. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I love you and I love Robin. And I want to make this work.
I love you and I love Robin. And I want to make this work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I love you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, at least, when I run out on a girl,
I mean, at least, when I run out on a girl, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, even just an everyday phrase book would be helpful.
I mean, even just an everyday phrase book would be helpful. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, except with Ted. Man. He really got it right.
I mean, except with Ted. Man. He really got it right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, fantasize about other girls all you want,
I mean, fantasize about other girls all you want, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, for her, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, he couldn't keep his good eye off of me.
I mean, he couldn't keep his good eye off of me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, if a couple of things had gone a little bit differently,
I mean, if a couple of things had gone a little bit differently, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, it's not like I don't like you.
I mean, it's not like I don't like you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, just from looking around your room,
I mean, just from looking around your room, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, just look at your mug.
I mean, just look at your mug. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, look, when you first met Don, you hated him.
I mean, look, when you first met Don, you hated him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, my heart says, "Leap into it." My brain says, "It's a bad idea."
I mean, my heart says, "Leap into it." My brain says, "It's a bad idea." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, seriously, what kind of a fake name is Cook Pu?
I mean, seriously, what kind of a fake name is Cook Pu? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, she seemed fine after the breakup.
I mean, she seemed fine after the breakup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, that guy has been active sexually.
I mean, that guy has been active sexually. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, that is hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, that... I mean, she is mine.
I mean, that... I mean, she is mine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, that's it. I gotta prove to her that I am not the reacher.
I mean, that's it. I gotta prove to her that I am not the reacher. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, we cuddled. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, we knew we were gonna have fun tonight,
I mean, we knew we were gonna have fun tonight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, we're not even in the same department.
I mean, we're not even in the same department. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, who's working the front desk?
I mean, who's working the front desk? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I mean, yet. He will. He will.
I mean, yet. He will. He will. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I met my soul mate and he never called me back.
I met my soul mate and he never called me back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I missed this so much, baby.
I missed this so much, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth.
I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I need it back! Where's the phone?
I need it back! Where's the phone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I need someone else to find me that woman.
I need someone else to find me that woman. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I need to go to the hospital.
I need to go to the hospital. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I never had that problem.
I never had that problem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I never said that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I never should have been mad at you!
I never should have been mad at you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I once fantasized about that silhouette chick you see on a truck's mud flaps.
I once fantasized about that silhouette chick you see on a truck's mud flaps. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I only said that to get you to come over here.
I only said that to get you to come over here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I promise you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I read about it on some guy's blog.
I read about it on some guy's blog. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I realize that you're very busy, so I'll just get straight to the point.
I realize that you're very busy, so I'll just get straight to the point. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I recognize you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I remember him coming across as kind of a player.
I remember him coming across as kind of a player. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I remember now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I remember thinking my tenth grade math teacher was very sexy.
I remember thinking my tenth grade math teacher was very sexy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I remember thinking that you were a little snobby.
I remember thinking that you were a little snobby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I repeat... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I represent statins and other cholesterol Iowering drugs.
I represent statins and other cholesterol Iowering drugs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said a bang, bang, bang, bangity bang bang, bang, bang
I said a bang, bang, bang, bangity bang bang, bang, bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang, bang, bangity bang
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said bang, bang, bangity bang, bang, bang, bang
I said bang, bang, bangity bang, bang, bang, bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said, "I'm sorry. Please forgive me. It's all Ted's fault!"
I said, "I'm sorry. Please forgive me. It's all Ted's fault!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said, bang, bang, bangity bang Bang, bang, bangity bang
I said, bang, bang, bangity bang Bang, bang, bangity bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill.
I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I see. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I seriously considered just marrying her out of sheer awkwardness.
I seriously considered just marrying her out of sheer awkwardness. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I should get that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I should get that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I should go, too. I hooked up with this Chinese girl last night,
I should go, too. I hooked up with this Chinese girl last night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I should let go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I shouldn't go kissing some other guy's girlfriend.
I shouldn't go kissing some other guy's girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I shouldn't go kissing some other guy's girlfriend.
I shouldn't go kissing some other guy's girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I spare no expense for your care! I even set up a foundation in your name.
I spare no expense for your care! I even set up a foundation in your name. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I started chatting up this Swedish supermodel.
I started chatting up this Swedish supermodel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I still loved him, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I suppose I could reschedule my pedicure.
I suppose I could reschedule my pedicure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I suppose you think she's hotter than me, too.
I suppose you think she's hotter than me, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I swallowed my pride and six shots of whiskey.
I swallowed my pride and six shots of whiskey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I swear, every week I get asked by some frat guy to a kegger,
I swear, every week I get asked by some frat guy to a kegger, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I swear, he was right there, just eating a Belgian waffle!
I swear, he was right there, just eating a Belgian waffle! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I swore to myself, I wasn't going to change.
I swore to myself, I wasn't going to change. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I take it you're excited to go out with Don?
I take it you're excited to go out with Don? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I teach architecture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think I know how to speed things up.
I think I know how to speed things up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think I know what this is. I think it has finally happened.
I think I know what this is. I think it has finally happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think I'm gonna go. You can keep your 10 bucks.
I think I'm gonna go. You can keep your 10 bucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think it's nice that Ted knows you that well.
I think it's nice that Ted knows you that well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think one of my mushrooms just crawled away.
I think one of my mushrooms just crawled away. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think she has a thing for the Barnacle.
I think she has a thing for the Barnacle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells.
I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think they bought it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think we can change them.
I think we can change them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think what Barney's saying is that definitions are important.
I think what Barney's saying is that definitions are important. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think you got it backwards there, buddy.
I think you got it backwards there, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think you got to let this one go, buddy.
I think you got to let this one go, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think you'll know the blazer when you see it.
I think you'll know the blazer when you see it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought I was in Architecture 101, but it was Econ 305.
I thought I was in Architecture 101, but it was Econ 305. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought I would decide in the moment. And I did, about 20 times.
I thought I would decide in the moment. And I did, about 20 times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought that you were referring to some sort of long overdue device
I thought that you were referring to some sort of long overdue device from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought we were finally gonna get to meet him?
I thought we were finally gonna get to meet him? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought you were a complete idiot.
I thought you were a complete idiot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought your body was gonna become a machine,
I thought your body was gonna become a machine, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought, "Yeah, Canada's pretty cool, too."
I thought, "Yeah, Canada's pretty cool, too." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I totally meant to call you.
I totally meant to call you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I try to ignore it, but it just never stops ringing!
I try to ignore it, but it just never stops ringing! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I understand. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I unlaced her bodice. Our passions grew deeper.
I unlaced her bodice. Our passions grew deeper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I used to think that's just every relationship.
I used to think that's just every relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I want to give her away to a lucky new owner.
I want to give her away to a lucky new owner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I want to give them a squeeze
I want to give them a squeeze from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I want to say... Jefferson?
I want to say... Jefferson? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I want to see the look of joy on the new owner's face!
I want to see the look of joy on the new owner's face! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I want to wear Jenkins like a sock.
I want to wear Jenkins like a sock. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I wanted to ask you about the novel you're writing right now, but, um...
I wanted to ask you about the novel you're writing right now, but, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was being nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was color blind for two weeks after that.
I was color blind for two weeks after that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was embarrassed about my behavior right here, at Channel...
I was embarrassed about my behavior right here, at Channel... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was going to give him an A.
I was going to give him an A. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was gonna do shirts, but then you have to guess sizes,
I was gonna do shirts, but then you have to guess sizes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was like 100 pounds heavier and I had these crazy buck teeth.
I was like 100 pounds heavier and I had these crazy buck teeth. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was lunching at Tavern on the Green.
I was lunching at Tavern on the Green. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was making time at the local watering hole.
I was making time at the local watering hole. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was not checking out a girl.
I was not checking out a girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was on a blind date with the same woman
I was on a blind date with the same woman from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was on a fourth date with a girl I really liked,
I was on a fourth date with a girl I really liked, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was on my way toward from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was shy and awkward. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was somebody back there!
I was somebody back there! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was vulnerable, okay. I said goodbye to a very dear friend today.
I was vulnerable, okay. I said goodbye to a very dear friend today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I went into the Hoser Hut
I went into the Hoser Hut from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I went on a blind date with seven years earlier.
I went on a blind date with seven years earlier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I will drag you outside and kick your ass.
I will drag you outside and kick your ass. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I will say this, though. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I will stop wearing... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I wish I could help, but my unbelievably cool wife
I wish I could help, but my unbelievably cool wife from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I wish now I had, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I wish that I could, but I've been doing this for so long,
I wish that I could, but I've been doing this for so long, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I woke up four hours later covered in snow,
I woke up four hours later covered in snow, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I won't. I bet you'll have a nice time tonight.
I won't. I bet you'll have a nice time tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I wonder if Harold's still in jail.
I wonder if Harold's still in jail. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I would love to share the oysters.
I would love to share the oysters. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I would love to. Hey, what are you doing right now?
I would love to. Hey, what are you doing right now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I wouldn't be so sure about that, Robin.
I wouldn't be so sure about that, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I... Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I.e. don't ever see them during the day.
I.e. don't ever see them during the day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'd pour Peach Schnapps in her bellybutton...
I'd pour Peach Schnapps in her bellybutton... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll be down in the bar ready to have sex. Okay?
I'll be down in the bar ready to have sex. Okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll duck out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll give you the answer after traffic on the ones, threes, fives, and nines.
I'll give you the answer after traffic on the ones, threes, fives, and nines. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll go get you some coffee.
I'll go get you some coffee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll load up some AC/DC for you, buddy.
I'll load up some AC/DC for you, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll pay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll plan the whole thing.
I'll plan the whole thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll see you tomorrow, Lily. It's Tijuana Tuesday.
I'll see you tomorrow, Lily. It's Tijuana Tuesday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll summarize it in one word, Robin.
I'll summarize it in one word, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll tell you where things aren't going. Out of that bedroom.
I'll tell you where things aren't going. Out of that bedroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'll wrap myself in one stuffed with duck feathers.
I'll wrap myself in one stuffed with duck feathers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm a starry eyed romantic on a noble search for true love.
I'm a starry eyed romantic on a noble search for true love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm a Vikings fan, too. I bleed purple and gold.
I'm a Vikings fan, too. I bleed purple and gold. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm all confused about death and sex.
I'm all confused about death and sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm always punching guys, girls. I'll punch a baby. I don't care.
I'm always punching guys, girls. I'll punch a baby. I don't care. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm between jobs. Internet bubble burst.
I'm between jobs. Internet bubble burst. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm Canadian. I always will be.
I'm Canadian. I always will be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm doing a great piece on snail poison.
I'm doing a great piece on snail poison. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm done with that. I want what Ranjit has.
I'm done with that. I want what Ranjit has. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm free! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm from Pelican Rapids! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm going out of town this weekend for my friend's wedding.
I'm going out of town this weekend for my friend's wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm going to be American and Canadian.
I'm going to be American and Canadian. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm gonna be all, "Drop the act, baby doll. Daddy needs a gin and tonic."
I'm gonna be all, "Drop the act, baby doll. Daddy needs a gin and tonic." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm gonna come down there and put a slapper right up your beerhole!
I'm gonna come down there and put a slapper right up your beerhole! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm gonna drill you, and then we're gonna study.
I'm gonna drill you, and then we're gonna study. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm gonna end my shift early.
I'm gonna end my shift early. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm gonna go do push ups in the kitchen.
I'm gonna go do push ups in the kitchen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm gonna make you feel all better.
I'm gonna make you feel all better. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm good, Boomer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm having some friends over to my place for a little party.
I'm having some friends over to my place for a little party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm here because of a small but significant cheese incident that occurred.
I'm here because of a small but significant cheese incident that occurred. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm in the inter sex tion, and I only have a couple of sex,
I'm in the inter sex tion, and I only have a couple of sex, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm Indiana Jones! I'm Indiana Jones!
I'm Indiana Jones! I'm Indiana Jones! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm inviting Tiffany up to my place to see my antique camera collection.
I'm inviting Tiffany up to my place to see my antique camera collection. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm just assuming that's what they say when I'm not around.
I'm just assuming that's what they say when I'm not around. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm just... I'm feeling so overwhelmed and it's just...
I'm just... I'm feeling so overwhelmed and it's just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm kidding. They're called women.
I'm kidding. They're called women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm meeting the first one here any minute. Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater.
I'm meeting the first one here any minute. Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm never going to stop talking about my cats.
I'm never going to stop talking about my cats. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm not American, and, apparently, I'm not Canadian, either.
I'm not American, and, apparently, I'm not Canadian, either. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm not cool with it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm not gonna let you ruin his... (EX CLAIMING)
I'm not gonna let you ruin his... (EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm not making this up! This happened! That woman kissed me, with tongue.
I'm not making this up! This happened! That woman kissed me, with tongue. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm not suddenly gonna stop making stupid jokes.
I'm not suddenly gonna stop making stupid jokes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm not talking dinner and a movie.
I'm not talking dinner and a movie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm not talking mini golf.
I'm not talking mini golf. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm planting my flag in her,
I'm planting my flag in her, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm pretty impervious to stuff like that.
I'm pretty impervious to stuff like that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm pretty sure it's a hernia. Can you check again?
I'm pretty sure it's a hernia. Can you check again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm really into you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm really scared that you're going to dump me
I'm really scared that you're going to dump me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm really sorry, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm recycling your old Architecture Weekly magazines.
I'm recycling your old Architecture Weekly magazines. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm serious. Get out, now.
I'm serious. Get out, now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm so excited about this whip! I got whip fever!
I'm so excited about this whip! I got whip fever! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm so jealous! I'm just gonna go over there
I'm so jealous! I'm just gonna go over there from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry to bother you, Professor Mosby, but this isn't Architecture 101.
I'm sorry to bother you, Professor Mosby, but this isn't Architecture 101. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, Anita. The answer is no.
I'm sorry, Anita. The answer is no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, Barney. I couldn't make it work.
I'm sorry, Barney. I couldn't make it work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, but I just can't risk it.
I'm sorry, but I just can't risk it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, Cook? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, I made a promise to a friend.
I'm sorry, I made a promise to a friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, Marshall, but Falguni and I are just not that into you. And you.
I'm sorry, Marshall, but Falguni and I are just not that into you. And you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends My Sunday best are my best friends
I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends My Sunday best are my best friends from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry. But he's just so freaking cute.
I'm sorry. But he's just so freaking cute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sporting a partial. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm suit sitting for someone.
I'm suit sitting for someone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm talking 17 dates' worth of romance wrapped up into one incredible night.
I'm talking 17 dates' worth of romance wrapped up into one incredible night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm talking about a superdate.
I'm talking about a superdate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm the one guy in this entire bar she seems to despise?
I'm the one guy in this entire bar she seems to despise? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm totally gonna sit my kids down one day,
I'm totally gonna sit my kids down one day, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm trashed right now, and I blame our public school system.
I'm trashed right now, and I blame our public school system. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm working on it, darling. Okay? Just stall them.
I'm working on it, darling. Okay? Just stall them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've always been hot. What are you gonna do?
I've always been hot. What are you gonna do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've been a little bit loose, but money never changed hands.
I've been a little bit loose, but money never changed hands. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've been on both sides of it. I've been a hookee and a hooker.
I've been on both sides of it. I've been a hookee and a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've been on the hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've done all three of those things with Robin.
I've done all three of those things with Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver
I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've got two tickets to the Rangers Canucks game tomorrow night.
I've got two tickets to the Rangers Canucks game tomorrow night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've learned a lot about relationships by watching you and Lily.
I've learned a lot about relationships by watching you and Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've never felt more alive! Ooh.
I've never felt more alive! Ooh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've never seen him work this hard to keep one around.
I've never seen him work this hard to keep one around. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've never touched the stuff. You can test me if you want to, Nantz.
I've never touched the stuff. You can test me if you want to, Nantz. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've said it, like, 100 times. It still sounds weird to say.
I've said it, like, 100 times. It still sounds weird to say. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've seen Barney work very hard to get women.
I've seen Barney work very hard to get women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've seen him work very hard to get rid of women.
I've seen him work very hard to get rid of women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I've spent my entire adult life looking for the perfect woman,
I've spent my entire adult life looking for the perfect woman, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If I like her, I will marry her. If she's cool with it.
If I like her, I will marry her. If she's cool with it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip.
If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If Lady Lily's jealousy young Marshall cannot budge,
If Lady Lily's jealousy young Marshall cannot budge, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles
If Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If people don't know their place, nobody's happy.
If people don't know their place, nobody's happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man.
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If she's pissed, she's pissed.
If she's pissed, she's pissed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If there is a hotter girl out there with whom up can be hooked.
If there is a hotter girl out there with whom up can be hooked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If there is one type of person that I cannot stand,
If there is one type of person that I cannot stand, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If we can't figure out how to be with each other in a real, honest way,
If we can't figure out how to be with each other in a real, honest way, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If we're gonna do it again, I'm gonna need some Gatorade...
If we're gonna do it again, I'm gonna need some Gatorade... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If you don't want to hit that, I'm sorry, but you might be gay.
If you don't want to hit that, I'm sorry, but you might be gay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If you ever, ever see this face, Barney, run.
If you ever, ever see this face, Barney, run. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If you kiss me and you feel bad about it, you're meant to be with Barney.
If you kiss me and you feel bad about it, you're meant to be with Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If you know what I mean, which you probably don't,
If you know what I mean, which you probably don't, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If you think about it, we didn't miss by that much.
If you think about it, we didn't miss by that much. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If you want my help, it's a superdate.
If you want my help, it's a superdate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
If you wanted to print out one of your lectures or something,
If you wanted to print out one of your lectures or something, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. Usually, it just makes it bigger.
Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. Usually, it just makes it bigger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In a group full of single people.
In a group full of single people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In a relationship. What are we good at?
In a relationship. What are we good at? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In a roomful of 26 people and a teacher's assistant.
In a roomful of 26 people and a teacher's assistant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In a way, aren't we all trying to find that special someone
In a way, aren't we all trying to find that special someone from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In all that time, my dating routine remained more or less the same.
In all that time, my dating routine remained more or less the same. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In Cabo, I saw Sammy Hagar eating a Belgian waffle!
In Cabo, I saw Sammy Hagar eating a Belgian waffle! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In commemoration of Barney's induction into the Hall of Game,
In commemoration of Barney's induction into the Hall of Game, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In fact, after you passed out, I may have taken a few pokes myself.
In fact, after you passed out, I may have taken a few pokes myself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In fact, I'm gonna call her up and hang out with her tonight as friends.
In fact, I'm gonna call her up and hang out with her tonight as friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In his favorite blazer from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In other words, don't let her take a shower at your place.
In other words, don't let her take a shower at your place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In short, the perfect boyfriend, which, to Robin, meant only one thing.
In short, the perfect boyfriend, which, to Robin, meant only one thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In song. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In song. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In the back of a horse drawn carriage.
In the back of a horse drawn carriage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In the Beaux Arts style. This architectural gem...
In the Beaux Arts style. This architectural gem... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In the Bermuda Triangle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In the mailroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In this exact same restaurant.
In this exact same restaurant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In this notebook is patently wrong.
In this notebook is patently wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In this one, I'm just a jerk.
In this one, I'm just a jerk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
In who that person is and then when you break up,
In who that person is and then when you break up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Incredible. I mean, it's really like the sexual equivalent
Incredible. I mean, it's really like the sexual equivalent from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Indian rubber ball... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Infinity! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Instead of being a woman with no country, I'm going to be a woman with two.
Instead of being a woman with no country, I'm going to be a woman with two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head,
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Interesting article in the paper.
Interesting article in the paper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Into a nearly comatose state of relaxation.
Into a nearly comatose state of relaxation. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Into a submissive, sniveling, puddle of a man.
Into a submissive, sniveling, puddle of a man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is a brilliant book. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is it clean your hair out of the shower drain when you're done?
Is it clean your hair out of the shower drain when you're done? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is it just me or does that stripper look exactly like...
Is it just me or does that stripper look exactly like... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is it something I did? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is just to answer the question. Are you the reacher or the settler?
Is just to answer the question. Are you the reacher or the settler? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is located right next to the part of the brain
Is located right next to the part of the brain from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is not to have my father say, "I am proud of you, eh?"
Is not to have my father say, "I am proud of you, eh?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is pick out one sad block of cheese.
Is pick out one sad block of cheese. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is she my girlfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is that equal parts vodka and get the hell out of my face?
Is that equal parts vodka and get the hell out of my face? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is that weird? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is the American actor, beloved by millions,
Is the American actor, beloved by millions, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is the original Chewbacca going to be there?
Is the original Chewbacca going to be there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is worth the 22 hour drive.
Is worth the 22 hour drive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Isn't he great? And he's in a band.
Isn't he great? And he's in a band. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Isn't there always a hotter girl?
Isn't there always a hotter girl? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Isn't this fun? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It all started 2.5 million years ago.
It all started 2.5 million years ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It all started a few weeks ago.
It all started a few weeks ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It all started a few weeks ago.
It all started a few weeks ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It almost doesn't matter who it is at this point.
It almost doesn't matter who it is at this point. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It can be our first double date as couples!
It can be our first double date as couples! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It could be an emergency. She could be trapped in a giant bra!
It could be an emergency. She could be trapped in a giant bra! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It didn't work, I'm still here.
It didn't work, I'm still here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It got me off her hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It happened! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It has been four months since you broke up with Barney.
It has been four months since you broke up with Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It has to be something interesting enough to get the girl upstairs,
It has to be something interesting enough to get the girl upstairs, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It is true. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It is very rare that two people just meet and fall madly in love.
It is very rare that two people just meet and fall madly in love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It is very rare that two people just meet and fall madly in love.
It is very rare that two people just meet and fall madly in love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing.
It just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It just warms my freaking heart!
It just warms my freaking heart! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It just... It just sucks, that's all. It just sucks.
It just... It just sucks, that's all. It just sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It made Elisabeth Hasselbeck cry.
It made Elisabeth Hasselbeck cry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It might be weird. We're kind of on a double date.
It might be weird. We're kind of on a double date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It might be weird. We're kind of on a double date.
It might be weird. We're kind of on a double date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It seems so much like cheating on Lily, that I feel guilty.
It seems so much like cheating on Lily, that I feel guilty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It starts with a one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was 3:00 in the morning, and I was stranded in Queens.
It was 3:00 in the morning, and I was stranded in Queens. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was a mix. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was an accident from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was Barney's personal tailor, TV's Tim Gunn.
It was Barney's personal tailor, TV's Tim Gunn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was designed by Chicago's Daniel Burnham
It was designed by Chicago's Daniel Burnham from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA.
It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was just one thing after another at work today,
It was just one thing after another at work today, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was like we were on a date with a sad, chubby girl our mom made us call.
It was like we were on a date with a sad, chubby girl our mom made us call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was personal between you and me. I'm really sorry.
It was personal between you and me. I'm really sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was something else entirely.
It was something else entirely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was the best thing that could've happened.
It was the best thing that could've happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was the first class of the new semester.
It was the first class of the new semester. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was the first week of college. I was really into Wu Tang Clan.
It was the first week of college. I was really into Wu Tang Clan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was thick and rough, like a starfish arm!
It was thick and rough, like a starfish arm! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was uncanny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was way too early. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It wasn't a pretty sight.
It wasn't a pretty sight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It'll just be a few more minutes, Mr. Stinson.
It'll just be a few more minutes, Mr. Stinson. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a cry for help. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a five minute conversation, and then you get to have sex afterwards.
It's a five minute conversation, and then you get to have sex afterwards. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a free country. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a nice little ego boost.
It's a nice little ego boost. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a rabbit. It's a duck. Rabbit. Duck. Rabbit. Duck.
It's a rabbit. It's a duck. Rabbit. Duck. Rabbit. Duck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a rookie mistake, and you're better than that.
It's a rookie mistake, and you're better than that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a truth you can't refute
It's a truth you can't refute from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's all of them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's all so you can find someone you can sit on a couch
It's all so you can find someone you can sit on a couch from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's an audio book about a boy and his dog.
It's an audio book about a boy and his dog. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's an idea you've had for a... But, um...
It's an idea you've had for a... But, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's architecture! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's called a tie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's called itwasthebestnightever. com.
It's called itwasthebestnightever. com. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's Canada. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's circumstantial hotness.
It's circumstantial hotness. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's funny. I had a drinking game based on Robin,
It's funny. I had a drinking game based on Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's getting pretty late. We're going to go.
It's getting pretty late. We're going to go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's gonna be fun from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's gonna bring us all closer together
It's gonna bring us all closer together from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's got to be one doozy of a date, right?
It's got to be one doozy of a date, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's gotten to the point where every time I drive past a cemetery,
It's gotten to the point where every time I drive past a cemetery, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's great! Back me up, Ted.
It's great! Back me up, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's happening. Look. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's harmless. Wait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's in Houston this year. Everyone knows that.
It's in Houston this year. Everyone knows that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's just a little something that we got for you
It's just a little something that we got for you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's just they kissed! They're finally a couple.
It's just they kissed! They're finally a couple. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's like a hot ball of lead!
It's like a hot ball of lead! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's like an entire country without a tailor.
It's like an entire country without a tailor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's like I don't have a country.
It's like I don't have a country. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's like this, "I can't be with you." Boom! "Right now."
It's like this, "I can't be with you." Boom! "Right now." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's like watching a well lit aquarium, but not as interesting.
It's like watching a well lit aquarium, but not as interesting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's like you want us to make fun of you.
It's like you want us to make fun of you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's like... It's like, all the time. I just wanna attack him,
It's like... It's like, all the time. I just wanna attack him, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's moot from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's nice to meet you, too.
It's nice to meet you, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's nice to meet you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's no big secret. It's made of cornmeal.
It's no big secret. It's made of cornmeal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not a big deal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not crap! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not humanly possible.
It's not humanly possible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not in this newspaper. It's in one I read awhile back.
It's not in this newspaper. It's in one I read awhile back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not like life gives you a warning.
It's not like life gives you a warning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not like the Canadian citizenship test.
It's not like the Canadian citizenship test. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not so easy to let things go.
It's not so easy to let things go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not something you want to be. It's something you need to be.
It's not something you want to be. It's something you need to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's not true. It's an old wives' tale.
It's not true. It's an old wives' tale. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's okay, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's only been five days. He's gonna call.
It's only been five days. He's gonna call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's perfect! Mom, Dad! Ted proposed!
It's perfect! Mom, Dad! Ted proposed! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's probably a good thing they're closing Gazzola's.
It's probably a good thing they're closing Gazzola's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's really sweet of you to ask.
It's really sweet of you to ask. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's really up to you. I mean, I know that...
It's really up to you. I mean, I know that... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's right behind you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's Robin's copy. I've just... I've leafed through it a little bit.
It's Robin's copy. I've just... I've leafed through it a little bit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's ruining my life! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass.
It's suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's the best country in the world.
It's the best country in the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree.
It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's the picking I suck at. I pick the wrong girls.
It's the picking I suck at. I pick the wrong girls. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's time, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jamie Adamic? Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jeff... No, it's Jim Varney.
Jeff... No, it's Jim Varney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jenkins gets up on the table
Jenkins gets up on the table from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jenkins, him, her... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jenkins! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jenkins? No way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jerk! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jim Nantz. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jim would love to come home and unwind working on his '68 Camaro.
Jim would love to come home and unwind working on his '68 Camaro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jim, I could tell I was on a roll, so I decided to mix things up a little bit.
Jim, I could tell I was on a roll, so I decided to mix things up a little bit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jim, I... I told you I don't want to talk about that.
Jim, I... I told you I don't want to talk about that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down.
Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jinx what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just as soon as you and Barney have the talk.
Just as soon as you and Barney have the talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just bought us a private dance with her stripper body double.
Just bought us a private dance with her stripper body double. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just for my sake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just hanging out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just hate them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just like old times! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just once, I wish you guys would call me on Tuxedo Night.
Just once, I wish you guys would call me on Tuxedo Night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just read online, Gazzola's is closing.
Just read online, Gazzola's is closing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just tell her it happened and that you're sorry.
Just tell her it happened and that you're sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just tell her that it happened.
Just tell her that it happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just the best barrel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just the best. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just the two of us for so long.
Just the two of us for so long. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just the two of you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just to have an innocent fantasy.
Just to have an innocent fantasy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just walked itself right through the door,
Just walked itself right through the door, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just whip him, Ted! Don't even aim! Just whip him!
Just whip him, Ted! Don't even aim! Just whip him! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Keep panning that river, buddy.
Keep panning that river, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Knowledge to good use, you know?
Knowledge to good use, you know? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ladies and gentlemen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ladies and gentlemen, MacLaren's has hired a hot bartender.
Ladies and gentlemen, MacLaren's has hired a hot bartender. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ladies, meet Stripper Lily
Ladies, meet Stripper Lily from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Laser, Taser, gazer... Blazer...
Laser, Taser, gazer... Blazer... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Last call was approaching, and my fortunes looked bleak.
Last call was approaching, and my fortunes looked bleak. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Last night in bed, I'll admit it,
Last night in bed, I'll admit it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Last night there was three minutes of dead air
Last night there was three minutes of dead air from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Last night, I was with this pharma girl who was so hot
Last night, I was with this pharma girl who was so hot from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Last night, she picked me up at the bar. And then...
Last night, she picked me up at the bar. And then... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Last week, the same thing happened to our toothbrush.
Last week, the same thing happened to our toothbrush. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Laughter raining down like April showers
Laughter raining down like April showers from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lawyered. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lawyers, teachers, poets, doctors,
Lawyers, teachers, poets, doctors, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Learn English! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Left knee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Legally available over the counter.
Legally available over the counter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let me be clear, Scooter,
Let me be clear, Scooter, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let me clear something up for you, Ted.
Let me clear something up for you, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let me guess. Did Marshall get, like, super intense about the cheese?
Let me guess. Did Marshall get, like, super intense about the cheese? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let me rephrase that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's go in and see what they remember.
Let's go in and see what they remember. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's go to night six. Two girls away from perfection.
Let's go to night six. Two girls away from perfection. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's just have the stupid talk.
Let's just have the stupid talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's just... Let's just leave it at that, okay?
Let's just... Let's just leave it at that, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's not forget the menu typo gold mine.
Let's not forget the menu typo gold mine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's rewind and rewind from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's talk Thanksgiving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's try this again. She's completely overreacting, right?
Let's try this again. She's completely overreacting, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Letting a guy eat pizza off your back, that's love.
Letting a guy eat pizza off your back, that's love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Like from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Like a suit from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Like Robin and Don. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Like this, " Oh, I can't do anything tomorrow tonight,
Like this, " Oh, I can't do anything tomorrow tonight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Like, the other night, I wake up at 4:00 a. m...
Like, the other night, I wake up at 4:00 a. m... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Like, years ago. You should know. We lived with you.
Like, years ago. You should know. We lived with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Like, you think she's hotter than me?
Like, you think she's hotter than me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
LILY AND TED: Ooh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily drank like, four cans of the stuff. Right, Lil?
Lily drank like, four cans of the stuff. Right, Lil? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily has taken all the man out of you.
Lily has taken all the man out of you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily is asleep. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily made some crème brûlée
Lily made some crème brûlée from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, for the last time, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, how is forcing him to dwell on a problem he can do nothing about
Lily, how is forcing him to dwell on a problem he can do nothing about from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, I'm getting my own toothbrush.
Lily, I'm getting my own toothbrush. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, if one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here,
Lily, if one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, private convo time.
Lily, private convo time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, sometimes I think about other women. Okay, it happens.
Lily, sometimes I think about other women. Okay, it happens. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, they're people, too.
Lily, they're people, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, what are you doing?
Lily, what are you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily! Come on. Let us out!
Lily! Come on. Let us out! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily. Lily, no! No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily's this gourmet cook, and all she lets Marshall do
Lily's this gourmet cook, and all she lets Marshall do from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lisa 's footsteps. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lisa Walker. Picture it. 1994, St. Cloud, Minnesota.
Lisa Walker. Picture it. 1994, St. Cloud, Minnesota. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Listen to this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Listen up, Scooter, there is no way you and I will ever be together.
Listen up, Scooter, there is no way you and I will ever be together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Listen, do you want to go out Saturday night?
Listen, do you want to go out Saturday night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Listen, I don't want to be with you.
Listen, I don't want to be with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Living alone from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Located at 316 Kinzie Street, Chicago, Illinois.
Located at 316 Kinzie Street, Chicago, Illinois. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Long story short, I have a date tonight.
Long story short, I have a date tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look at all these guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look at these texts. Read this one.
Look at these texts. Read this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look at this money! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look who's back from the wishing well.
Look who's back from the wishing well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, all this coupley stuff, it's just not us.
Look, all this coupley stuff, it's just not us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I appreciate your help, but who am I kidding?
Look, I appreciate your help, but who am I kidding? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I got to tell you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I gotta go. (WHISPERING) Take a picture.
Look, I gotta go. (WHISPERING) Take a picture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I know I'm seven years late with this call,
Look, I know I'm seven years late with this call, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I know, it was stupid.
Look, I know, it was stupid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I really like you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I'm not the touchy feeliest person in the world, but,
Look, I'm not the touchy feeliest person in the world, but, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I'm sold. I hate this girl.
Look, I'm sold. I hate this girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, I'm sorta in the middle of someone, something, right now, and...
Look, I'm sorta in the middle of someone, something, right now, and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, Jen, I wish I could go back and talk some sense into 2002 Ted,
Look, Jen, I wish I could go back and talk some sense into 2002 Ted, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, just because your class likes me more than you...
Look, just because your class likes me more than you... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, Robin, I don't wanna crowd you on your little date here,
Look, Robin, I don't wanna crowd you on your little date here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, she's not that bad. I just get a little jealous.
Look, she's not that bad. I just get a little jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, Ted, we're not in college anymore, okay?
Look, Ted, we're not in college anymore, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, there's two sides to dating, right? Picking and getting picked.
Look, there's two sides to dating, right? Picking and getting picked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look, this is gonna sound crazy, but I thought Jenkins was a guy.
Look, this is gonna sound crazy, but I thought Jenkins was a guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Look! I'm sorry that we have been dodging your calls,
Look! I'm sorry that we have been dodging your calls, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Looks like someone's building towards an A. Huh?
Looks like someone's building towards an A. Huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lunch lady Scooter was there again today.
Lunch lady Scooter was there again today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lunch lady Scooter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lying. Think about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mabel's like family. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MacLaren's Bar, four years ago.
MacLaren's Bar, four years ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Magic phone, guys. Magic phone.
Magic phone, guys. Magic phone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie
Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Make fun of the Great White North all you want,
Make fun of the Great White North all you want, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Make him whip the habit! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Make sure you bring your own toothbrush.
Make sure you bring your own toothbrush. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Make them watch my uncle try to eat corn on the cob.
Make them watch my uncle try to eat corn on the cob. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Makes me feel like I'm just another number to you?
Makes me feel like I'm just another number to you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Makes me realize I should go into something more stable, like banking.
Makes me realize I should go into something more stable, like banking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MALE VOICE: Suit up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MALE VOICE: Suit up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Man, that game is really catching on.
Man, that game is really catching on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Man, those Canadian doctors bandaged me up,
Man, those Canadian doctors bandaged me up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Man, those Gazzola's trips, that's when we really became bros.
Man, those Gazzola's trips, that's when we really became bros. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Married! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall and I have an extra room. You can stay there as long as you need.
Marshall and I have an extra room. You can stay there as long as you need. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place for a little couples' night.
Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place for a little couples' night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall and Lily globbed into one big married glob.
Marshall and Lily globbed into one big married glob. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall got it in college. He used it as a nightstand for years.
Marshall got it in college. He used it as a nightstand for years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, did you sell us out?
Marshall, did you sell us out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, four out of five dentists just threw up in their mouths.
Marshall, four out of five dentists just threw up in their mouths. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, I'm just gonna tell her that it happened, that it meant nothing,
Marshall, I'm just gonna tell her that it happened, that it meant nothing, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, Lily, "arranged marriage" me.
Marshall, Lily, "arranged marriage" me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, now that Robin and I are together,
Marshall, now that Robin and I are together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, we've been over and over this.
Marshall, we've been over and over this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, what are we doing? We should be on the road.
Marshall, what are we doing? We should be on the road. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: (SINGING) It was the best night ever
MARSHALL: (SINGING) It was the best night ever from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: (SINGING) Ordered Chinese food today
MARSHALL: (SINGING) Ordered Chinese food today from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: Hey, guys! If you don't want the barrel, can you sit somewhere else?
MARSHALL: Hey, guys! If you don't want the barrel, can you sit somewhere else? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: I should have corrected her. It would have been so easy.
MARSHALL: I should have corrected her. It would have been so easy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: Right now! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: She wasn't home yet, so I waited.
MARSHALL: She wasn't home yet, so I waited. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: Yeah. DON: Well, all credit goes
MARSHALL: Yeah. DON: Well, all credit goes from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MARSHALL: You wanna marry my friend, Ted?
MARSHALL: You wanna marry my friend, Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Martini? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
May Barney's heroic feat be remembered and spoken of
May Barney's heroic feat be remembered and spoken of from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
May I have monies for shopping?
May I have monies for shopping? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe I'll rob a liquor store. Maybe I won't. My choice.
Maybe I'll rob a liquor store. Maybe I won't. My choice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe it'll be meter maids. We just don't know.
Maybe it'll be meter maids. We just don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe it's time to put yourself back out there.
Maybe it's time to put yourself back out there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe not bigger, but more shapely, and bigger.
Maybe not bigger, but more shapely, and bigger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe we should go back to being just friends.
Maybe we should go back to being just friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe we'll spend the whole day having sex!
Maybe we'll spend the whole day having sex! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe you might from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe. But they're Armani.
Maybe. But they're Armani. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Me or the suits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Me, neither. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Me, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her.
Meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MIKE: We're clear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mint on the pillow, Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mistake number three, dude, where was the hat?
Mistake number three, dude, where was the hat? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mistake number two was you should've hit that.
Mistake number two was you should've hit that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mmm hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mmm, it's good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mmm! Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mmm. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mookie Wilson, is that a thing?
Mookie Wilson, is that a thing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mother was fit to be tied
Mother was fit to be tied from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mourning period? She hasn't been going through any mourning period.
Mourning period? She hasn't been going through any mourning period. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Move past it, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mr. Donovan will see you now.
Mr. Donovan will see you now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Murder? No! I... Baby, no. You develop a chronic illness!
Murder? No! I... Baby, no. You develop a chronic illness! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My family's there. It's who I am.
My family's there. It's who I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My friends, I have been with many women in my day.
My friends, I have been with many women in my day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My girlfriend is at a strip club with me and she couldn't care less.
My girlfriend is at a strip club with me and she couldn't care less. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My God, I'm so stupid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My grandpa lives in Pelican Rapids.
My grandpa lives in Pelican Rapids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My guy in the DA's office scored us front row seats to a lethal injection.
My guy in the DA's office scored us front row seats to a lethal injection. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My last three boyfriends were Wall Street guys. Bastards.
My last three boyfriends were Wall Street guys. Bastards. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My lawyer said I can become an American citizen.
My lawyer said I can become an American citizen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My name is Professor Calzonetti. This is Economics 305.
My name is Professor Calzonetti. This is Economics 305. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My panties would drop so hard there would be a hole in the floor
My panties would drop so hard there would be a hole in the floor from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My roommate's just about to get out of the shower.
My roommate's just about to get out of the shower. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My suit gave its life for this cause,
My suit gave its life for this cause, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My uncle had a filthy, old shotgun,
My uncle had a filthy, old shotgun, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My wife knows I'm here. She doesn't have money,
My wife knows I'm here. She doesn't have money, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nailed it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nailed it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
NANTZ: Sometimes, a teammate makes an error.
NANTZ: Sometimes, a teammate makes an error. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Natalie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Needless to say, we've both changed our e mail addresses.
Needless to say, we've both changed our e mail addresses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Neither can you, sweetie.
Neither can you, sweetie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Never mind the fact that I was on a date with her roommate, Cindy.
Never mind the fact that I was on a date with her roommate, Cindy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Never show Robin a YouTube clip of an animal playing a musical instrument.
Never show Robin a YouTube clip of an animal playing a musical instrument. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Never take questions on the first day. It shows weakness.
Never take questions on the first day. It shows weakness. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
New plan, I'm going to sleep with her.
New plan, I'm going to sleep with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Next Sunday is Valentine's Day.
Next Sunday is Valentine's Day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Next thing you know, I'm playing a day game
Next thing you know, I'm playing a day game from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Next thing you know, off comes the shirt. It was so gross.
Next thing you know, off comes the shirt. It was so gross. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Next time you see her, ask her out for the following night.
Next time you see her, ask her out for the following night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out!
Next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No "please" or "thank you" for the coffee?
No "please" or "thank you" for the coffee? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No normal guy in New York City can compete with a Yankee.
No normal guy in New York City can compete with a Yankee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No place I'd rather be, no one I'd rather...
No place I'd rather be, no one I'd rather... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No questions! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No way. I'm not the Sexless Innkeeper.
No way. I'm not the Sexless Innkeeper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No way. You made that up.
No way. You made that up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No wonder you're such an expert about keeping people on the hook.
No wonder you're such an expert about keeping people on the hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, guys, guys, I'm fine.
No, guys, guys, I'm fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, I can see out of my left eye again.
No, I can see out of my left eye again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, I meant punching Brad.
No, I meant punching Brad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, I never should have brought Lily. She pees all the time,
No, I never should have brought Lily. She pees all the time, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, I was just going to say maybe we should listen to something.
No, I was just going to say maybe we should listen to something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, I'm not seeing it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, I'm not... I'm not just going to throw her out, okay?
No, I'm not... I'm not just going to throw her out, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, it wasn't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, it's not like that! It's just us and a bunch of other people.
No, it's not like that! It's just us and a bunch of other people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, listen. After you left the other night, I was embarrassed.
No, listen. After you left the other night, I was embarrassed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, Marshall, you must. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away.
No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, no, no. No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, no, that life's behind me. Forget it.
No, no, that life's behind me. Forget it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, no, you have to do it. I'll help you study.
No, no, you have to do it. I'll help you study. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, seriously. We're gonna bone up on...
No, seriously. We're gonna bone up on... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, seriously. We're gonna do some cramming and then we're gonna study.
No, seriously. We're gonna do some cramming and then we're gonna study. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, sir. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, stop it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, Ted, brunch is not cool.
No, Ted, brunch is not cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, they're not, dumbass!
No, they're not, dumbass! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, this is good. Let's get it all out of the way.
No, this is good. Let's get it all out of the way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, we don't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, we kept it in the bathroom.
No, we kept it in the bathroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, we're not. We're ugly and gross.
No, we're not. We're ugly and gross. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, who am I gonna tell? Lily? I told Lily.
No, who am I gonna tell? Lily? I told Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, you know what? It's not okay. You're the nicest guy in this stupid office,
No, you know what? It's not okay. You're the nicest guy in this stupid office, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! Okay, yes, I'm lucky to have Lily, but Lily is just as lucky to have me!
No! Okay, yes, I'm lucky to have Lily, but Lily is just as lucky to have me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! Robin's deep seated need for attention can be traced back
No! Robin's deep seated need for attention can be traced back from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! Stop! Stop! Eye contact. Listen to me.
No! Stop! Stop! Eye contact. Listen to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! What did you do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. But there is another suit that can use the buttons from your suit.
No. But there is another suit that can use the buttons from your suit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. But, no, then we met her. And, Ted, she's a world class violinist.
No. But, no, then we met her. And, Ted, she's a world class violinist. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. I realized that their reign had to end
No. I realized that their reign had to end from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Look, I need this, too. I've only been a professor a few weeks.
No. Look, I need this, too. I've only been a professor a few weeks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. No, no, no. Don't drink. It's a trap.
No. No, no, no. Don't drink. It's a trap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. No, not that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Please! Please! Please, Marshall. Let me answer it.
No. Please! Please! Please, Marshall. Let me answer it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Sit down, define the relationship,
No. Sit down, define the relationship, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. That's not a fire hydrant!
No. That's not a fire hydrant! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. There was only one toothbrush in the bathroom, and it was mine.
No. There was only one toothbrush in the bathroom, and it was mine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. What Robin really wants, deep down is...
No. What Robin really wants, deep down is... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. You know what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nobody kisses my future baby daddy but me!
Nobody kisses my future baby daddy but me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nobody's home from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nope. No reacher, no settler.
Nope. No reacher, no settler. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not a lot of talking. No loud noises.
Not a lot of talking. No loud noises. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not a problem, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not as much. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not because I was naked. I'm actually pretty okay with my body.
Not because I was naked. I'm actually pretty okay with my body. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not even about his shockingly small wiener?
Not even about his shockingly small wiener? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not everyone is you, okay, Barney?
Not everyone is you, okay, Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not on your sweet life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not only are you wrong, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Noted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.
Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nothing suits him from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nothing suits me like a suit!
Nothing suits me like a suit! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nothing suits them like a suit
Nothing suits them like a suit from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nothing, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nothing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now I'm done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now let's give Scotty a little thrill. Buying a drink for the old prof.
Now let's give Scotty a little thrill. Buying a drink for the old prof. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now look at this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now that you mention it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now that's what I call having a"woof" over your head.
Now that's what I call having a"woof" over your head. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now this wasn't the first time you'd come close to a Perfect Week.
Now this wasn't the first time you'd come close to a Perfect Week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now to prove that you are as American as apple pie,
Now to prove that you are as American as apple pie, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, as you can see, well over 50% of the blankets
Now, as you can see, well over 50% of the blankets from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, even though her show was on so early
Now, even though her show was on so early from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, even though she puts up a tough exterior,
Now, even though she puts up a tough exterior, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, focus on the next dancer. Put Lily completely out of your mind.
Now, focus on the next dancer. Put Lily completely out of your mind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, I want you to look at this teacup pig,
Now, I want you to look at this teacup pig, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, listen. You slipped up. It's fine.
Now, listen. You slipped up. It's fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, night three. Paint us a word picture.
Now, night three. Paint us a word picture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, notice the vacant eyes, the pale, queasy expression, suggesting nausea.
Now, notice the vacant eyes, the pale, queasy expression, suggesting nausea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, now... Don't laugh. He's not... He's not entirely wrong.
Now, now... Don't laugh. He's not... He's not entirely wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, Robin. You work in television.
Now, Robin. You work in television. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, that's ridiculous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, wait, a little to the left.
Now, wait, a little to the left. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, we all know Robin's not what you'd call "touchy feely."
Now, we all know Robin's not what you'd call "touchy feely." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, will you please have the talk?
Now, will you please have the talk? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, you better pack your long johns, 'cause it is cold up there.
Now, you better pack your long johns, 'cause it is cold up there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, you say the problem is his cute, sad eyes?
Now, you say the problem is his cute, sad eyes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Number five and I really connected.
Number five and I really connected. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Number four. Unless you want to see it 80 times a day for the next month,
Number four. Unless you want to see it 80 times a day for the next month, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Number one. Get real money.
Number one. Get real money. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Number two, and this is the biggie,
Number two, and this is the biggie, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Number two, keep them away from sunlight,
Number two, keep them away from sunlight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Occasional guest star in some confusing dreams
Occasional guest star in some confusing dreams from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of a sick little jacket on the Upper East Side.
Of a sick little jacket on the Upper East Side. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of all the single people in New York
Of all the single people in New York from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of baseball's perfect game. But even rarer.
Of baseball's perfect game. But even rarer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of course he asked me out.
Of course he asked me out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet.
Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of course you're gonna sleep with her.
Of course you're gonna sleep with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut
Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut.
Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of course, if I had taken that girl's question,
Of course, if I had taken that girl's question, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of course, there was still one loose end.
Of course, there was still one loose end. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of course, what I didn't know was
Of course, what I didn't know was from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of what he hadn't been seeing since the breakup.
Of what he hadn't been seeing since the breakup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oft saluted suitor of repute
Oft saluted suitor of repute from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, and Henrietta's in no way wasting her time with you, right?
Oh, and Henrietta's in no way wasting her time with you, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, but, Natalia, tell Ted the problem.
Oh, but, Natalia, tell Ted the problem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, come on! This is his career!
Oh, come on! This is his career! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, dear God. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, God, Don. What the hell are you doing?
Oh, God, Don. What the hell are you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, God, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, God, really? You're really gonna do this right now?
Oh, God, really? You're really gonna do this right now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, God, silly penguins, acting all fancy.
Oh, God, silly penguins, acting all fancy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, God. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, God. You probably think I'm some kind of playboy now, right?
Oh, God. You probably think I'm some kind of playboy now, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, guys, guys, come on. It was fine.
Oh, guys, guys, come on. It was fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, hey, Don. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, hey, fellas. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, hi, Mom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, I see what this is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, I suppose I could arrange a little recreation.
Oh, I suppose I could arrange a little recreation. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, I will. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, I wish you had called.
Oh, I wish you had called. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, I'll get you some ice, Lily.
Oh, I'll get you some ice, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, indubitably. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, is someone jealous of all the attention?
Oh, is someone jealous of all the attention? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, it's me? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, it's me? Sorry, sorry, sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, look, snack break. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip.
Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, he's cheating on me with some college girl.
Oh, my God, he's cheating on me with some college girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, Lily, please tell me you have to go pee!
Oh, my God, Lily, please tell me you have to go pee! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, that sounds so cheesy.
Oh, my God, that sounds so cheesy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, these are notes about me, or some 29 year old version of me.
Oh, my God, these are notes about me, or some 29 year old version of me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you are the guy from the Super Bowl!
Oh, my God, you are the guy from the Super Bowl! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you guys think I'm the reacher.
Oh, my God, you guys think I'm the reacher. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God! I knew this day would come!
Oh, my God! I knew this day would come! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God! You do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God! You're right! He's totally the Sexless Innkeeper!
Oh, my God! You're right! He's totally the Sexless Innkeeper! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. Do you realize what this means?
Oh, my God. Do you realize what this means? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. I don't believe it!
Oh, my God. I don't believe it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. Pu dropped out?
Oh, my God. Pu dropped out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. She did it! I guess there is no such thing as a jinx!
Oh, my God. She did it! I guess there is no such thing as a jinx! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. What happened last night?
Oh, my God. What happened last night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, no. I'm not the one who's gonna give it up, she is.
Oh, no. I'm not the one who's gonna give it up, she is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, no. No, no, no. God, no. Lily, it's not you. It's us.
Oh, no. No, no, no. God, no. Lily, it's not you. It's us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, she brought some of her co workers.
Oh, she brought some of her co workers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, she brought some of her co workers.
Oh, she brought some of her co workers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, stop that. I'm serious. Ask me for anything.
Oh, stop that. I'm serious. Ask me for anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, Ted. She's got you on the hook.
Oh, Ted. She's got you on the hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, that was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto...
Oh, that was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, that's all, Barney? Come on, you're never not in a suit.
Oh, that's all, Barney? Come on, you're never not in a suit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, that's no good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, the sidewalk's going to smell like pee pee now.
Oh, the sidewalk's going to smell like pee pee now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, this coffee is excellent.
Oh, this coffee is excellent. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, wait. No, no, that's not the bathroom!
Oh, wait. No, no, that's not the bathroom! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea.
Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, we talked for hours...
Oh, we talked for hours... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, we're not gonna make jokes, Ted.
Oh, we're not gonna make jokes, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yeah! I remember this.
Oh, yeah! I remember this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yeah. Lefty like that.
Oh, yeah. Lefty like that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yeah... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yes, I am this Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, you know how she is. She tries to keep her emotions to herself.
Oh, you know how she is. She tries to keep her emotions to herself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, you should. It's a good read.
Oh, you should. It's a good read. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! (MUTTERING) Don't say it! You'll jinx it.
Oh! (MUTTERING) Don't say it! You'll jinx it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! For Pete's sake! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! Hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! Hey, Barney. I didn't see you come in.
Oh! Hey, Barney. I didn't see you come in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! It's amazing. I totally follow baseball.
Oh! It's amazing. I totally follow baseball. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! It's my mom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! Not cool! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! Thanks. (GROANING) I think I twisted my ankle.
Oh! Thanks. (GROANING) I think I twisted my ankle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! Well, paint me flattered! Any other fans out there?
Oh! Well, paint me flattered! Any other fans out there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! You're entertaining? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! You're strong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh. Dating's not really my bag right now.
Oh. Dating's not really my bag right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh. Oh, I see. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, babe, look, before you get mad, let me...
Okay, babe, look, before you get mad, let me... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, but, um, thanks for being with us.
Okay, but, um, thanks for being with us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, can I just say that my deepest need in life
Okay, can I just say that my deepest need in life from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, first of all, come on, buddy. You can't handle the Fudge.
Okay, first of all, come on, buddy. You can't handle the Fudge. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, for starters, don't ever cry in front of her.
Okay, for starters, don't ever cry in front of her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, good luck. Byesies.
Okay, good luck. Byesies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, got to go. Love you, bye.
Okay, got to go. Love you, bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, guys, I've got some bad news for you.
Okay, guys, I've got some bad news for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, here's my final offer.
Okay, here's my final offer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, how about this, I'll cut you a deal.
Okay, how about this, I'll cut you a deal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, how about this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, I have... I have so many questions.
Okay, I have... I have so many questions. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, I'll come clean! It all started a few weeks ago.
Okay, I'll come clean! It all started a few weeks ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, I'm leaving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, I'm sorry, none of that is true.
Okay, I'm sorry, none of that is true. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, it's like this. After we kissed, we sat down to have the talk.
Okay, it's like this. After we kissed, we sat down to have the talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, it's not gonna happen.
Okay, it's not gonna happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, let me try that again.
Okay, let me try that again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, let me try to Canada this up for you, eh?
Okay, let me try to Canada this up for you, eh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, let's do this! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, let's get some coffee.
Okay, let's get some coffee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, look, mistake number one was taking that girl's question.
Okay, look, mistake number one was taking that girl's question. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, Mabel, let's find you a new home.
Okay, Mabel, let's find you a new home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, new topic. How do I pick a tie?
Okay, new topic. How do I pick a tie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, now that you've had a closer look, admit it.
Okay, now that you've had a closer look, admit it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, now, there's a gun to my head,
Okay, now, there's a gun to my head, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, okay, I got something.
Okay, okay, I got something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, okay, okay, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, okay. I was in an improv group in Pelican Rapids.
Okay, okay. I was in an improv group in Pelican Rapids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, okay. You know, what does that even prove, okay?
Okay, okay. You know, what does that even prove, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, question. If I ruined everything,
Okay, question. If I ruined everything, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, right. So, if Robin knew that you were here,
Okay, right. So, if Robin knew that you were here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, Robin, that guy is awesome.
Okay, Robin, that guy is awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, seriously. We're at the point of physical violence.
Okay, seriously. We're at the point of physical violence. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, seriously. We're at the point of physical violence.
Okay, seriously. We're at the point of physical violence. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, so no talking about the ex.
Okay, so no talking about the ex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, so, there's this jar of maraschino cherries in the fridge at work,
Okay, so, there's this jar of maraschino cherries in the fridge at work, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, straight, straight, straight.
Okay, straight, straight, straight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, Ted, you got first whip!
Okay, Ted, you got first whip! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, that is definitely not what's going on with me and Tiffany.
Okay, that is definitely not what's going on with me and Tiffany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, that's it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, this is fun. Look at this picture. It's a rabbit.
Okay, this is fun. Look at this picture. It's a rabbit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low key class today.
Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low key class today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, well, that's easy. All I have to do is stop wearing suits.
Okay, well, that's easy. All I have to do is stop wearing suits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, well, what about me? Aside from the cats,
Okay, well, what about me? Aside from the cats, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, when Stripper Lily gets out here,
Okay, when Stripper Lily gets out here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, you can be Robin's partner.
Okay, you can be Robin's partner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay? Neither one of us is the reacher.
Okay? Neither one of us is the reacher. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. Game time. Let's review the flow of the room.
Okay. Game time. Let's review the flow of the room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. It's coming back to me.
Okay. It's coming back to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Old Spark started to feel a little left out.
Old Spark started to feel a little left out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: ... but you get the feeling
OLDER TED: ... but you get the feeling from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: ... but you get the feeling
OLDER TED: ... but you get the feeling from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: ... neither did I.
OLDER TED: ... neither did I. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: "The Bermuda Triangle" was the name we'd given
OLDER TED: "The Bermuda Triangle" was the name we'd given from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: After that, the summer went by way too fast.
OLDER TED: After that, the summer went by way too fast. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content
OLDER TED: Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Am I a bad dad?
OLDER TED: Am I a bad dad? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And after that, the stories kept coming.
OLDER TED: And after that, the stories kept coming. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And by the end of the night,
OLDER TED: And by the end of the night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And if she didn't mean it then, she certainly meant it 19 minutes later.
OLDER TED: And if she didn't mean it then, she certainly meant it 19 minutes later. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And it was right then that Robin got an idea
OLDER TED: And it was right then that Robin got an idea from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And just like that, I was hooked.
OLDER TED: And just like that, I was hooked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And kids, when I told your mother that shellfish joke,
OLDER TED: And kids, when I told your mother that shellfish joke, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And kids, when I told your mother that shellfish joke,
OLDER TED: And kids, when I told your mother that shellfish joke, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And kids, your Uncle Marshall never tried to make Lily jealous again.
OLDER TED: And kids, your Uncle Marshall never tried to make Lily jealous again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And Mustache Marshall.
OLDER TED: And Mustache Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And she didn't remember it. But then again...
OLDER TED: And she didn't remember it. But then again... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And that's when Aunt Lily realized what's great about sports.
OLDER TED: And that's when Aunt Lily realized what's great about sports. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And that's when it hit me. I was on the hook. I also realized...
OLDER TED: And that's when it hit me. I was on the hook. I also realized... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And then Aunt Lily told Barney every excruciating detail
OLDER TED: And then Aunt Lily told Barney every excruciating detail from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And then finally it happened.
OLDER TED: And then finally it happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And then I realized what a jackass I'd been to Robin.
OLDER TED: And then I realized what a jackass I'd been to Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: And then Marshall realized what a jackass he'd been to Robin.
OLDER TED: And then Marshall realized what a jackass he'd been to Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Barney and Robin had no idea what they were about to walk into.
OLDER TED: Barney and Robin had no idea what they were about to walk into. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Barney had been sure that phone was something he loved.
OLDER TED: Barney had been sure that phone was something he loved. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: But just when Lily and Marshall were about to give up,
OLDER TED: But just when Lily and Marshall were about to give up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: But not as awesome as your mother.
OLDER TED: But not as awesome as your mother. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: But then, a funny thing happened.
OLDER TED: But then, a funny thing happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: But when it came down to it...
OLDER TED: But when it came down to it... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: But, eventually, even Barney and Robin had to admit
OLDER TED: But, eventually, even Barney and Robin had to admit from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Don was Aunt Robin's co host on her morning show.
OLDER TED: Don was Aunt Robin's co host on her morning show. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Finally, my first class had arrived.
OLDER TED: Finally, my first class had arrived. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Finally, the night of the big dates arrived.
OLDER TED: Finally, the night of the big dates arrived. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Finally, Valentine's Day arrived,
OLDER TED: Finally, Valentine's Day arrived, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: For years, Marshall and Lily had been the only married couple
OLDER TED: For years, Marshall and Lily had been the only married couple from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: I didn't know it, but I was about to hear
OLDER TED: I didn't know it, but I was about to hear from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: I should explain. Over the years, we had spotted two strangers
OLDER TED: I should explain. Over the years, we had spotted two strangers from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: I should've given up on her.
OLDER TED: I should've given up on her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: I still hadn't decided what kind of professor I wanted to be.
OLDER TED: I still hadn't decided what kind of professor I wanted to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: I was lying. That sounded awesome.
OLDER TED: I was lying. That sounded awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: If anyone could fix something like this,
OLDER TED: If anyone could fix something like this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: It may not have been a thumbs up, kids.
OLDER TED: It may not have been a thumbs up, kids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: It sure was. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: It was the fall of 2009 and I was a professor now.
OLDER TED: It was the fall of 2009 and I was a professor now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: It was the worst trip ever, but then it got worse.
OLDER TED: It was the worst trip ever, but then it got worse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: It was true. Marshall had become addicted to creating songs
OLDER TED: It was true. Marshall had become addicted to creating songs from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: It wasn't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: It's funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, as you know, Aunt Robin grew up in Canada.
OLDER TED: Kids, as you know, Aunt Robin grew up in Canada. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, as you probably guessed, that wasn't the night I met your mother.
OLDER TED: Kids, as you probably guessed, that wasn't the night I met your mother. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, I remember one time we all gathered at my apartment
OLDER TED: Kids, I remember one time we all gathered at my apartment from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, in many of my stories,
OLDER TED: Kids, in many of my stories, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, looking back, I don't know how I didn't see
OLDER TED: Kids, looking back, I don't know how I didn't see from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, on a warm March evening in 2010,
OLDER TED: Kids, on a warm March evening in 2010, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, on my first day as a college professor,
OLDER TED: Kids, on my first day as a college professor, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, we all have different ways of dealing with nerves.
OLDER TED: Kids, we all have different ways of dealing with nerves. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, when you're in your 30s and live in New York,
OLDER TED: Kids, when you're in your 30s and live in New York, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, you never know when you're about to meet
OLDER TED: Kids, you never know when you're about to meet from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, you remember the wrong classroom story.
OLDER TED: Kids, you remember the wrong classroom story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Kids, your uncle Barney had been called
OLDER TED: Kids, your uncle Barney had been called from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Later that night, I embarked upon a very important first date.
OLDER TED: Later that night, I embarked upon a very important first date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Later that night, I embarked upon a very important first date.
OLDER TED: Later that night, I embarked upon a very important first date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Lesbian Robin.
OLDER TED: Lesbian Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Marshall cringed. This was the moment he had feared.
OLDER TED: Marshall cringed. This was the moment he had feared. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Meanwhile, Cindy and I were having a lovely evening,
OLDER TED: Meanwhile, Cindy and I were having a lovely evening, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Meanwhile, Jen and I were in my favorite first date restaurant
OLDER TED: Meanwhile, Jen and I were in my favorite first date restaurant from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Meanwhile, my half baked theory that ladies dig the professor look
OLDER TED: Meanwhile, my half baked theory that ladies dig the professor look from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: No, not that dude.
OLDER TED: No, not that dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Now, none of us had ever seen Barney go this long without suiting up,
OLDER TED: Now, none of us had ever seen Barney go this long without suiting up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Of course, I wasn't in the room for this conversation,
OLDER TED: Of course, I wasn't in the room for this conversation, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Of course, I wasn't in the room for this conversation,
OLDER TED: Of course, I wasn't in the room for this conversation, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Of course, they were right. I had to let it go.
OLDER TED: Of course, they were right. I had to let it go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Oops. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Professor Mosby had arrived.
OLDER TED: Professor Mosby had arrived. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: She totally was.
OLDER TED: She totally was. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: So there I was,
OLDER TED: So there I was, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: So, there I was, kids, standing in your mother's apartment.
OLDER TED: So, there I was, kids, standing in your mother's apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: So, we all had dinner.
OLDER TED: So, we all had dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: So, we went to Don's party.
OLDER TED: So, we went to Don's party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Some people chew their nails. Some people tap their feet.
OLDER TED: Some people chew their nails. Some people tap their feet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: That night, we found out just how much she said it.
OLDER TED: That night, we found out just how much she said it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: The next night, Robin and Brad went to a hockey game.
OLDER TED: The next night, Robin and Brad went to a hockey game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: The truth was from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: This is the story of two blind dates. One in 2009,
OLDER TED: This is the story of two blind dates. One in 2009, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: This led to one of the most intense arguments our group has ever had.
OLDER TED: This led to one of the most intense arguments our group has ever had. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: This was it, my crossroads moment.
OLDER TED: This was it, my crossroads moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: This wasn't the first time your Uncle Barney had kidnapped one of us.
OLDER TED: This wasn't the first time your Uncle Barney had kidnapped one of us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: This went on for a while.
OLDER TED: This went on for a while. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: We shared chocolate cake.
OLDER TED: We shared chocolate cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: What a jerk! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: When Barney finally tracked down your Aunt Robin,
OLDER TED: When Barney finally tracked down your Aunt Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Where had Aunt Lily hidden the phone?
OLDER TED: Where had Aunt Lily hidden the phone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Yes, I was in the wrong classroom.
OLDER TED: Yes, I was in the wrong classroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Yes, kids, it turns out Crumpet Manor had pampered Lily
OLDER TED: Yes, kids, it turns out Crumpet Manor had pampered Lily from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Yes, kids. Sometimes there's a fine line between love and hate.
OLDER TED: Yes, kids. Sometimes there's a fine line between love and hate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Your mother's rendition ofMemories
OLDER TED: Your mother's rendition ofMemories from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
OLDER TED: Your Uncle Barney finally gave Aunt Robin
OLDER TED: Your Uncle Barney finally gave Aunt Robin from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
On a rocket ship to some distant solar system we can't possibly imagine.
On a rocket ship to some distant solar system we can't possibly imagine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
On offshore dividend tax implications.
On offshore dividend tax implications. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
On the bright side, he came in handy standing in for you
On the bright side, he came in handy standing in for you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
On the masterpiece that is Manhattan's skyline.
On the masterpiece that is Manhattan's skyline. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
On your superdate from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
One thing? One thing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
One, you don't open an e mail from Phil Simms in front of your kids.
One, you don't open an e mail from Phil Simms in front of your kids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
One. Weird, out of context laughter.
One. Weird, out of context laughter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Only to end up back here, with each other.
Only to end up back here, with each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Only two things could cause that kind of commotion.
Only two things could cause that kind of commotion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ooh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oops. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oops. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or a single three piece suit?
Or a single three piece suit? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or affected your relationship with Marshall.
Or affected your relationship with Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid?
Or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or do exactly what you did the other night. Something like that.
Or do exactly what you did the other night. Something like that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or hated, depending on whether you're still friends with them.
Or hated, depending on whether you're still friends with them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or listen to the Sparky book again?
Or listen to the Sparky book again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or this one. Or this one. Or this one.
Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or to see your new rap poster.
Or to see your new rap poster. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or two. Spontaneously falling asleep in strange places.
Or two. Spontaneously falling asleep in strange places. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or... Or... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Or... Or... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Other than become an architect, you're wasting my time and yours.
Other than become an architect, you're wasting my time and yours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Other than the fact that this five dollar bill they gave you is blue.
Other than the fact that this five dollar bill they gave you is blue. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ouch! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Our doors opened on Christmas day, 1881.
Our doors opened on Christmas day, 1881. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Our home and native land from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Our two kids, our eight grandkids, our 11 great grandkids
Our two kids, our eight grandkids, our 11 great grandkids from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Out of the way! Stay with me. It's not your time.
Out of the way! Stay with me. It's not your time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Over 200 women, spanning six continents, 17 nationalities, 74 sexual positions,
Over 200 women, spanning six continents, 17 nationalities, 74 sexual positions, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Over the next couple of weeks, Barney was thoughtful,
Over the next couple of weeks, Barney was thoughtful, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
P.S., not sitting great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pancakes, fresh bacon. It is so yummy.
Pancakes, fresh bacon. It is so yummy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pea, that reminds me. I have to pee.
Pea, that reminds me. I have to pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Grow up!
Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Grow up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Perfect. Problem solved. Welcome aboard.
Perfect. Problem solved. Welcome aboard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Peter Mayhew, in the fur. Who's with me?
Peter Mayhew, in the fur. Who's with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pharma girls are no longer exclusively hot chicks.
Pharma girls are no longer exclusively hot chicks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Picture a world Where all the boys and girls
Picture a world Where all the boys and girls from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Picture Robin, but younger. And bigger boobs.
Picture Robin, but younger. And bigger boobs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Play ball! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Please don't cry on this.
Please don't cry on this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Please put your hands together for (STAMMERING) Jasmine.
Please put your hands together for (STAMMERING) Jasmine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Please save all your questions until the end of the lecture. Thank you!
Please save all your questions until the end of the lecture. Thank you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Please, please, just don't make me go back.
Please, please, just don't make me go back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Plus, he keeps saying he's working late.
Plus, he keeps saying he's working late. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad.
Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Plus, the alien thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pointing out spelling errors in a menu makes you seem kind of snooty.
Pointing out spelling errors in a menu makes you seem kind of snooty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Poor guy. He must be freaking out.
Poor guy. He must be freaking out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Poster whore! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pretty incredible boyfriends.
Pretty incredible boyfriends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Professional equestrians, amateur equestrians,
Professional equestrians, amateur equestrians, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Professor Mosby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Professor. I don't know. Just do something!
Professor. I don't know. Just do something! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Professor. Professor. They're all staring at me.
Professor. Professor. They're all staring at me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Professor. Professor. They're all staring at me.
Professor. Professor. They're all staring at me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Psst. Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Psst. Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pulled a 34 year old white male out of the Hudson River,
Pulled a 34 year old white male out of the Hudson River, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Question one. Do you want to be Canadian?
Question one. Do you want to be Canadian? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Question two. Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Question two. What the hell is this?
Question two. What the hell is this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Question. Awesome. Hit it.
Question. Awesome. Hit it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away
Quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Rabbit. Sorry, guys. I gotta go.
Rabbit. Sorry, guys. I gotta go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Rabbit. Sorry, guys. I gotta go.
Rabbit. Sorry, guys. I gotta go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Rabbits are adorable. Ducks are, well...
Rabbits are adorable. Ducks are, well... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Rabbits are bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Read to you by Kenny Rogers.
Read to you by Kenny Rogers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ready for the test maybe, but ready to be an American?
Ready for the test maybe, but ready to be an American? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? I can't feel my fingers.
Really? I can't feel my fingers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? If it were me, I'd be riding that scooter all day long
Really? If it were me, I'd be riding that scooter all day long from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? Let me see it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? Name one wrong thing.
Really? Name one wrong thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? You guys watch her show?
Really? You guys watch her show? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? You're really gonna sit here all night watching the door
Really? You're really gonna sit here all night watching the door from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Relationships are like that.
Relationships are like that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Remember the other night, the skee ball game?
Remember the other night, the skee ball game? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Reset my jaw, put my shoulder back in its socket,
Reset my jaw, put my shoulder back in its socket, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right knee. Ticklish. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right now, there's someone out there who has no idea
Right now, there's someone out there who has no idea from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right now. Hang in there, Scoots. I'm not gonna live forever.
Right now. Hang in there, Scoots. I'm not gonna live forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right, but we'll play that one by...
Right, but we'll play that one by... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right, so I fire up the PowerPoint...
Right, so I fire up the PowerPoint... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right, well, 'cause we're so hopelessly in love, right?
Right, well, 'cause we're so hopelessly in love, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right, well, 'cause we're so hopelessly in love, right?
Right, well, 'cause we're so hopelessly in love, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right? Laugh, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right. Look, don't even worry about it. It's... Oh!
Right. Look, don't even worry about it. It's... Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right. She's coming up to borrow a book, or check out an album on vinyl.
Right. She's coming up to borrow a book, or check out an album on vinyl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right. Sorry. We're getting ahead of ourselves.
Right. Sorry. We're getting ahead of ourselves. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right. That... That was Daniel Burnham's wife.
Right. That... That was Daniel Burnham's wife. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right. Well, no, you look at this mug.
Right. Well, no, you look at this mug. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin Scherbatsky is a classic, textbook cover hog.
Robin Scherbatsky is a classic, textbook cover hog. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin Scherbatsky is many things. Friend, confidant,
Robin Scherbatsky is many things. Friend, confidant, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin Scherbatsky, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin Scherbatsky, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, are you okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, did you want Don to ask you out?
Robin, did you want Don to ask you out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, do you have any Valentine's Day plans?
Robin, do you have any Valentine's Day plans? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, Don didn't ask you out.
Robin, Don didn't ask you out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, have you ever thought about taking us to the next level?
Robin, have you ever thought about taking us to the next level? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, I have been with a lot of women.
Robin, I have been with a lot of women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, just because a guy talks a lot about a fictional character on a first date,
Robin, just because a guy talks a lot about a fictional character on a first date, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, you are gonna marry this guy so freaking hard, right in the butt.
Robin, you are gonna marry this guy so freaking hard, right in the butt. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, you know I'm right.
Robin, you know I'm right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROBIN: Before you go meet your future wife,
ROBIN: Before you go meet your future wife, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROBIN: Hey, guys. Hey, Ranjit.
ROBIN: Hey, guys. Hey, Ranjit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROBIN: I didn't think I was gonna think about it, but then,
ROBIN: I didn't think I was gonna think about it, but then, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROBIN: I thought snail pellets were safe, but, um...
ROBIN: I thought snail pellets were safe, but, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROBIN: Nice job, Ted. BARNEY: Hey, Ted, Door 5!
ROBIN: Nice job, Ted. BARNEY: Hey, Ted, Door 5! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROBIN: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be an American, y'all.
ROBIN: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be an American, y'all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin's more than just awe "some." She's awe "quite a bit."
Robin's more than just awe "some." She's awe "quite a bit." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROGERS: ... because Sparky loved chasing a ball,
ROGERS: ... because Sparky loved chasing a ball, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROGERS: Chapter One. When I first saw Sparky,
ROGERS: Chapter One. When I first saw Sparky, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROGERS: Lacrosse ball, volleyball...
ROGERS: Lacrosse ball, volleyball... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROGERS: Sparky was my best friend,
ROGERS: Sparky was my best friend, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Rule number one, never get them wet.
Rule number one, never get them wet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
S'up, dudes? Silence! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sasquatch isn't fictional.
Sasquatch isn't fictional. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Saturday, we've got apple picking, antiquing, then a haunted hay ride.
Saturday, we've got apple picking, antiquing, then a haunted hay ride. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Say it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Say, hypothetically, I did want to change who I am
Say, hypothetically, I did want to change who I am from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Says that in every relationship there's a reacher and a settler.
Says that in every relationship there's a reacher and a settler. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Scooter works in the school cafeteria. We've talked about this.
Scooter works in the school cafeteria. We've talked about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Second of all, no, I think of her like a big brother,
Second of all, no, I think of her like a big brother, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
See, Marshall? We got to have a bros' night at a strip club
See, Marshall? We got to have a bros' night at a strip club from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
See, that's just annoying.
See, that's just annoying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
See? Marshall doesn't think she's hot either.
See? Marshall doesn't think she's hot either. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
See? That right there is what free will gets you.
See? That right there is what free will gets you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
See? Why didn't you lead off with that?
See? Why didn't you lead off with that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Semi colon, end parentheses.
Semi colon, end parentheses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Seriously, don't sleep on the gouda.
Seriously, don't sleep on the gouda. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Seriously, it's like you're trying to carpet the tub.
Seriously, it's like you're trying to carpet the tub. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Seriously, they're your friends. You got to go apologize.
Seriously, they're your friends. You got to go apologize. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Seven years ago, it was a mistake for us to go out.
Seven years ago, it was a mistake for us to go out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She cried? Like real tears?
She cried? Like real tears? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She did laugh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She didn't even notice we were gone.
She didn't even notice we were gone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She didn't like it anyway. Said it woke her up.
She didn't like it anyway. Said it woke her up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She does the Sunday crossword every week and finishes it.
She does the Sunday crossword every week and finishes it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She does these bizarre paintings of robots playing sports.
She does these bizarre paintings of robots playing sports. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She doesn't say, "I love you," like a normal person.
She doesn't say, "I love you," like a normal person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She gave me foot rubs. Long ones. I'm not proud, kids.
She gave me foot rubs. Long ones. I'm not proud, kids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She gobbled up hot wings and swallowed the bones.
She gobbled up hot wings and swallowed the bones. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She had a peach fuzz beard and weighed 16 stone.
She had a peach fuzz beard and weighed 16 stone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She had walked right over me and into the house.
She had walked right over me and into the house. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She hung out at different bars and enjoyed leisure time a little differently.
She hung out at different bars and enjoyed leisure time a little differently. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She is flushing her education down the toilet.
She is flushing her education down the toilet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She kissed me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She needs to get married.
She needs to get married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She popped into my head a couple of times.
She popped into my head a couple of times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She said "but, um." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She said, "You're a teacher?" I said, "Yes, indeed."
She said, "You're a teacher?" I said, "Yes, indeed." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She saw the tweed jacket, which basically says
She saw the tweed jacket, which basically says from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She thinks that she's the settler.
She thinks that she's the settler. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She was a troubled, troubled woman. We are moving on.
She was a troubled, troubled woman. We are moving on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She was just exhausted from being turned on.
She was just exhausted from being turned on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She was the devil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She was totally psyched for it, like an hour ago.
She was totally psyched for it, like an hour ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She would be completely fine with it?
She would be completely fine with it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She'll have a back rub and a crumpet. She'll be fine. Relax. Have some fun.
She'll have a back rub and a crumpet. She'll be fine. Relax. Have some fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's a gourmet cook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's a PhD candidate. She reads philosophy for fun.
She's a PhD candidate. She reads philosophy for fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's a whore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's already broken up with you in her mind.
She's already broken up with you in her mind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's awe "a whole darn lot."
She's awe "a whole darn lot." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's back here, bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's going back to school, or has a kid in school,
She's going back to school, or has a kid in school, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's going through some pretty major league health stuff.
She's going through some pretty major league health stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's Jenkins! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's not going on the superdate, Robin. You are.
She's not going on the superdate, Robin. You are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's really not that hot.
She's really not that hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's running out of room. She dives, and...
She's running out of room. She dives, and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's still there! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's stringing you along, but she's not committing to you,
She's stringing you along, but she's not committing to you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shea is just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shh! Ted, now's not a good time. Where do you keep your condoms?
Shh! Ted, now's not a good time. Where do you keep your condoms? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shooting amber rays of light into our hearts and minds.
Shooting amber rays of light into our hearts and minds. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shortness of breath and sore abdominals the next morning.
Shortness of breath and sore abdominals the next morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shouldn't we hold out for the person
Shouldn't we hold out for the person from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Show him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice.
Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shrimp fried rice, totally.
Shrimp fried rice, totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shut up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Side effects may include loss of clothing, rug burn,
Side effects may include loss of clothing, rug burn, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Simple, the rules for girls are the same as the rules for Gremlins.
Simple, the rules for girls are the same as the rules for Gremlins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Simple. Remember in the movie, Predator...
Simple. Remember in the movie, Predator... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Since our first date, we've done a complete lap
Since our first date, we've done a complete lap from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sliced itself up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Slip it under the door and if I like what I read, you can go.
Slip it under the door and if I like what I read, you can go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So do I. You want to run away together?
So do I. You want to run away together? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So don't be surprised if they suddenly can't think of anything I do wrong.
So don't be surprised if they suddenly can't think of anything I do wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So he goes, him, him, her, him, him,
So he goes, him, him, her, him, him, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So how many chicks do I have calling me now?
So how many chicks do I have calling me now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So I'd hate to burn that bridge.
So I'd hate to burn that bridge. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So I'll catch you guys on the flip flop.
So I'll catch you guys on the flip flop. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So if any of you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So if things start to get hot and heavy with Don...
So if things start to get hot and heavy with Don... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So it's my duty to confiscate this and this and...
So it's my duty to confiscate this and this and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So Jenkins goes, "Excuse me, Mr. Wilcox. I think we forgot one of the documents."
So Jenkins goes, "Excuse me, Mr. Wilcox. I think we forgot one of the documents." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So Jenkins says, "200 bucks, I'll eat the whole jar."
So Jenkins says, "200 bucks, I'll eat the whole jar." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So long, elegant yet welcoming home in Westchester
So long, elegant yet welcoming home in Westchester from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So she's been this way ever since we broke up?
So she's been this way ever since we broke up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.
So sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So the CFO comes in to sign some acquisition papers.
So the CFO comes in to sign some acquisition papers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So the head of marketing comes in to choose people for the mid west audit.
So the head of marketing comes in to choose people for the mid west audit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So the hottest profession of the day? Gatherer.
So the hottest profession of the day? Gatherer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So those poor women still have to walk everywhere?
So those poor women still have to walk everywhere? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So we all go out for beers after work.
So we all go out for beers after work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So we give Jenkins 200 bucks,
So we give Jenkins 200 bucks, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So whenever she does an interview,
So whenever she does an interview, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So young. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, are you really a Vikings fan, or was he lying about that, too?
So, are you really a Vikings fan, or was he lying about that, too? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, by the way, I have to tell you something.
So, by the way, I have to tell you something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, does your roommate's band ever play shows, or...
So, does your roommate's band ever play shows, or... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, emphasize that as much as you can.
So, emphasize that as much as you can. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, first, I need to have a different fantasy.
So, first, I need to have a different fantasy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, for months, all of Marshall's friends and professional colleagues
So, for months, all of Marshall's friends and professional colleagues from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, guys, Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place
So, guys, Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, has the boat sailed on sex tonight or...
So, has the boat sailed on sex tonight or... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, he's a rabbit. At least you know for sure.
So, he's a rabbit. At least you know for sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, how long has this been going on?
So, how long has this been going on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I decided to change my look a little bit. And people were noticing.
So, I decided to change my look a little bit. And people were noticing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I guess that gouda from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I had a great time, too.
So, I had a great time, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I jumped on a plane, flew across the Atlantic...
So, I jumped on a plane, flew across the Atlantic... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I know this wasn't the best first date of all time,
So, I know this wasn't the best first date of all time, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I vowed never again to date a guy who wears suits.
So, I vowed never again to date a guy who wears suits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I was, like, thinking, Lisa,
So, I was, like, thinking, Lisa, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I'm just going to come out and say it. You're a couple.
So, I'm just going to come out and say it. You're a couple. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, I've decided, dual citizenship.
So, I've decided, dual citizenship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, if you give me a few weeks of attention,
So, if you give me a few weeks of attention, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, if you need me, I'll be getting grinded like some pepper in the champagne room.
So, if you need me, I'll be getting grinded like some pepper in the champagne room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, night one was pretty routine.
So, night one was pretty routine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, now, pharma girls are today's hottest profession.
So, now, pharma girls are today's hottest profession. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, rabbit or duck? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, rabbit or duck? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, she'll probably give you some lame excuse,
So, she'll probably give you some lame excuse, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, should we just go ahead and lock the four of us in for New Year's?
So, should we just go ahead and lock the four of us in for New Year's? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, strip club. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, Ted's classroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, they were always searching for another couple to double date.
So, they were always searching for another couple to double date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, today, one of my students told me Cook is dropping my class.
So, today, one of my students told me Cook is dropping my class. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, tonight's the big night. Where's the D bag taking you?
So, tonight's the big night. Where's the D bag taking you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, um, do you ever date cute idiots?
So, um, do you ever date cute idiots? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, we get up to my place.
So, we get up to my place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, what are you going to do with Mabel?
So, what are you going to do with Mabel? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, what time are we leaving for Gazzola's tomorrow?
So, what time are we leaving for Gazzola's tomorrow? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, what'd he say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, when Lily said... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, would you maybe want to go out again?
So, would you maybe want to go out again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, you guys want to talk about bitches?
So, you guys want to talk about bitches? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, you need a hand throwing it out?
So, you need a hand throwing it out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, you said you live right upstairs?
So, you said you live right upstairs? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, you think you're not learning anything, huh?
So, you think you're not learning anything, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, you want to get some breakfast?
So, you want to get some breakfast? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, you're through four nights. You're over the hump.
So, you're through four nights. You're over the hump. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, your third book was your breakout novel, but, um...
So, your third book was your breakout novel, but, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Some boobs that were big, but kind of in a bad way.
Some boobs that were big, but kind of in a bad way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Some guy named Big Fudge has been cleaning up.
Some guy named Big Fudge has been cleaning up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Some item of interest or beauty you can both pretend to admire for five minutes
Some item of interest or beauty you can both pretend to admire for five minutes from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Some moo shu pork sauce got away
Some moo shu pork sauce got away from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Some special ball tossing time just for the two of us
Some special ball tossing time just for the two of us from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time,
Someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Someone really important.
Someone really important. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Something about school! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sometimes he is a dork with a lazy eye
Sometimes he is a dork with a lazy eye from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sometimes she talked a little differently.
Sometimes she talked a little differently. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sometimes things just seem to magically fall into place.
Sometimes things just seem to magically fall into place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sometimes without even meaning to,
Sometimes without even meaning to, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sometimes you walk into a place you've never been before...
Sometimes you walk into a place you've never been before... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sometimes you're gonna catch stuff you don't want.
Sometimes you're gonna catch stuff you don't want. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sometimes, one wild pitch...
Sometimes, one wild pitch... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry to have wasted your time.
Sorry to have wasted your time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry, babe. I gotta take this.
Sorry, babe. I gotta take this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry, Henrietta. Something came up. Take a rain check, pal?
Sorry, Henrietta. Something came up. Take a rain check, pal? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry, I shouldn't be messing with your roommate's stuff.
Sorry, I shouldn't be messing with your roommate's stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry, not for you, happy I'm not you.
Sorry, not for you, happy I'm not you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry, sir. This is Architecture 101.
Sorry, sir. This is Architecture 101. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry. Coming through. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sort of? He totally is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sounds like you guys need to have the talk.
Sounds like you guys need to have the talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sounds like? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Spoilers! Anyway, we do it.
Spoilers! Anyway, we do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Step three, we do step two first. I'm gonna go get started on step two.
Step three, we do step two first. I'm gonna go get started on step two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Step two, I sleep with Jenkins first.
Step two, I sleep with Jenkins first. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Stick 'em in a cardboard box, and let them fight it out?
Stick 'em in a cardboard box, and let them fight it out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Still bros? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Still in mourning over the end of the pharma girl era?
Still in mourning over the end of the pharma girl era? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Stinson back in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Stinson out! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Stinson, we've reached a decision.
Stinson, we've reached a decision. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Stop looking at her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Stop the cab. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Such a guy. She was obviously crushed.
Such a guy. She was obviously crushed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sugar snap pea? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suit from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suit Up! Suit Up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suit Up! Suit Up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suits from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suits from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suits and insecure women. I hate them.
Suits and insecure women. I hate them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sup, guys? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sure, I was totally paying attention when you talked about that.
Sure, I was totally paying attention when you talked about that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sure, it does. You know, she was...
Sure, it does. You know, she was... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sure, of course. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sure, why not? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sure. Why not? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sweetie. Can I get you some butterscotch?
Sweetie. Can I get you some butterscotch? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Swish, sock, bonk, ping from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Swish, sock, bonk, ping from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
T Dawg, you're in the wrong room, bro.
T Dawg, you're in the wrong room, bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
T Dawg. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut crap on me!
Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut crap on me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut.
Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Take a look at yourself, you dumb slut.
Take a look at yourself, you dumb slut. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Take out order for Cook Pu.
Take out order for Cook Pu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Talking to my friend who's going through a really tough time.
Talking to my friend who's going through a really tough time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tantrum! (GRUNTS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tantrum! I have to pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tastes so good from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Teacup pig, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Teacup pig, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Teacup pig, there is no way I can ever be with you.
Teacup pig, there is no way I can ever be with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted probably has a sledgehammer around here somewhere.
Ted probably has a sledgehammer around here somewhere. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, "right now" is the classic on the hook catchphrase.
Ted, "right now" is the classic on the hook catchphrase. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, I am so happy for you.
Ted, I am so happy for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, I could listen to this guilt trip all day,
Ted, I could listen to this guilt trip all day, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, I have got a great idea.
Ted, I have got a great idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, is Tiffany a (STUTTERS) pharmaceutical sales rep?
Ted, is Tiffany a (STUTTERS) pharmaceutical sales rep? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, it's a poem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, let me ask you a question.
Ted, let me ask you a question. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, let me be clear, this girl is a poison
Ted, let me be clear, this girl is a poison from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, many a man... Nay, many a soul
Ted, many a man... Nay, many a soul from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, no. He's not seeing anyone. Remember, he asked us to find...
Ted, no. He's not seeing anyone. Remember, he asked us to find... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, people are looking at us.
Ted, people are looking at us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, relax. I'm already six for six.
Ted, relax. I'm already six for six. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you.
Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, there are two kinds of guys.
Ted, there are two kinds of guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, these are some of the hottest girls I've ever seen.
Ted, these are some of the hottest girls I've ever seen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, think about those stories I told you.
Ted, think about those stories I told you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, this hydro bill is bigger than Louis Cyr's biceps.
Ted, this hydro bill is bigger than Louis Cyr's biceps. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, this may hurt a little.
Ted, this may hurt a little. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, we found a stripper who looks exactly like Lily!
Ted, we found a stripper who looks exactly like Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, where exactly are we going to get this beer?
Ted, where exactly are we going to get this beer? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, you mentioned that you live right upstairs.
Ted, you mentioned that you live right upstairs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
TED: A little rubbery. Room temperature.
TED: A little rubbery. Room temperature. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
TED: College kids, out of my way!
TED: College kids, out of my way! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
TED: That was quick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
TED: The second she sits down next to Swisher it's all over.
TED: The second she sits down next to Swisher it's all over. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
TED: Wait. Does professor have one "F" or two?
TED: Wait. Does professor have one "F" or two? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
TED: Whoa! Hold it. Hold it.
TED: Whoa! Hold it. Hold it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted! How could you do that? Robin just got over her mourning period.
Ted! How could you do that? Robin just got over her mourning period. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted? Come on, big date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted's her least favorite person in the world.
Ted's her least favorite person in the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted's not my date. He's a friend.
Ted's not my date. He's a friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted's only teaching Barney horrible things about me.
Ted's only teaching Barney horrible things about me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Teddy West Side, continue.
Teddy West Side, continue. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tell me she didn't say, "There's no such thing as a jinx."
Tell me she didn't say, "There's no such thing as a jinx." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tennis ball, baseball, wiffle ball, golf ball, basketball, beach ball,
Tennis ball, baseball, wiffle ball, golf ball, basketball, beach ball, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Terrific. I will see you there. And I'll be the guy in the awesome blazer.
Terrific. I will see you there. And I'll be the guy in the awesome blazer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Than here with me, eating this delicious...
Than here with me, eating this delicious... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you, kindly stranger.
Thank you, kindly stranger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you, Michael. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you, old friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you. And Don is, and always will be, a rabbit.
Thank you. And Don is, and always will be, a rabbit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York!
Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks, baby. I'm so lucky to have you. And stripper you.
Thanks, baby. I'm so lucky to have you. And stripper you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks, Jim. I couldn't have done it without my teammates.
Thanks, Jim. I couldn't have done it without my teammates. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks, New York, I'll try not to screw it up.
Thanks, New York, I'll try not to screw it up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That '80s dude with muttonchops That baby with a lollipop
That '80s dude with muttonchops That baby with a lollipop from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That and this little bottle of purple pills I found in my couch cushion.
That and this little bottle of purple pills I found in my couch cushion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That bartender is the hottest woman in this bar.
That bartender is the hottest woman in this bar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That busty delivery girl from that one time
That busty delivery girl from that one time from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That can... Like an organ donor?
That can... Like an organ donor? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That carries around those poor, underappreciated lunch ladies.
That carries around those poor, underappreciated lunch ladies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That changes things. We need to have a serious talk about this.
That changes things. We need to have a serious talk about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That couples' weekend for all of us in Vermont!
That couples' weekend for all of us in Vermont! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That doesn't make it okay.
That doesn't make it okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That dude be straight duckin'.
That dude be straight duckin'. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That girl must be really down in the dumps.
That girl must be really down in the dumps. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That girl was smoking hot
That girl was smoking hot from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That Henrietta was madly in love with me.
That Henrietta was madly in love with me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That I... I have to imagine you passing away first
That I... I have to imagine you passing away first from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That is a huge violation of my privacy!
That is a huge violation of my privacy! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That is Nick Swisher. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That lady cop who's kind of cute
That lady cop who's kind of cute from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That Lily and I left behind when we moved out. I'm sorry, Robin.
That Lily and I left behind when we moved out. I'm sorry, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That looks right. I think that's right.
That looks right. I think that's right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That makes you wanna jump people's bones.
That makes you wanna jump people's bones. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That meant sometimes she dressed a little differently.
That meant sometimes she dressed a little differently. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That night, I told Lily about...
That night, I told Lily about... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That no one watched, Aunt Robin was a consummate professional.
That no one watched, Aunt Robin was a consummate professional. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That notebook does contain a lot of personal info,
That notebook does contain a lot of personal info, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That once she finds out I'm a woman, she's gonna totally flip out.
That once she finds out I'm a woman, she's gonna totally flip out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That or bare knuckle boxing, which he learned in the Marine Corps.
That or bare knuckle boxing, which he learned in the Marine Corps. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That prevailed despite very shaky goaltending
That prevailed despite very shaky goaltending from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That puppy in a double breast
That puppy in a double breast from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target.
That remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That reminds me, I have to pee.
That reminds me, I have to pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That she wasn't too frisky.
That she wasn't too frisky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That sounds great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That sounds kind of lame. What if we call it a megadate?
That sounds kind of lame. What if we call it a megadate? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That they weren't even making sense half the time.
That they weren't even making sense half the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That tonight they're going home with just...
That tonight they're going home with just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
That used to belong to my favorite professor of all time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That was a birthday gift from my roommate.
That was a birthday gift from my roommate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That was a wild trip, huh, Ted?
That was a wild trip, huh, Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That was really great. What went wrong?
That was really great. What went wrong? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That was the fun of a bros' trip to Gazzola's!
That was the fun of a bros' trip to Gazzola's! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That wasn't me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That would end the drinking game forever.
That would end the drinking game forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That you both use? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That your mother was somewhere in that class,
That your mother was somewhere in that class, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That, and a woman who has no respect for herself.
That, and a woman who has no respect for herself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That, Barney, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000,
That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo.
That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's a building. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's a great conversation starter. We can tell them about our trip to Cabo.
That's a great conversation starter. We can tell them about our trip to Cabo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's a great idea. I think I have some Jerky Boys.
That's a great idea. I think I have some Jerky Boys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's a woman drinking beer on the toilet.
That's a woman drinking beer on the toilet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's American, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's apparently medically legitimate.
That's apparently medically legitimate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's for my class. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's good. And I'm so sorry you didn't get any pizza.
That's good. And I'm so sorry you didn't get any pizza. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's great, but, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's Jeff Foxworthy, dumbass. End of story. Now, shut your stupid face.
That's Jeff Foxworthy, dumbass. End of story. Now, shut your stupid face. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's just bizarre. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's just talking about the story of a scrappy little underdog team
That's just talking about the story of a scrappy little underdog team from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's kind of sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's like taking fashion advice from... Well, Ted Mosby.
That's like taking fashion advice from... Well, Ted Mosby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's my roommate's. I borrowed it.
That's my roommate's. I borrowed it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's Nick Swisher. He's a New York Yankee.
That's Nick Swisher. He's a New York Yankee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's not a good nickname for Don. I'll think of a better one.
That's not a good nickname for Don. I'll think of a better one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's probably what you're hearing. But Saturday night sounds great.
That's probably what you're hearing. But Saturday night sounds great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's prosciutto wrapped melon.
That's prosciutto wrapped melon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's real original, guys.
That's real original, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's right, the check from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's seared scallops with a mango chutney.
That's seared scallops with a mango chutney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's Shin Ya. He's sort of been auditing the class.
That's Shin Ya. He's sort of been auditing the class. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's the 17th. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's the important part, that it actually happened.
That's the important part, that it actually happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's the whole dynamic of your relationship.
That's the whole dynamic of your relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's weird, I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's weird. He hasn't said anything.
That's weird. He hasn't said anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's what you're wearing?
That's what you're wearing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's why I've created these questions. Question one. Who is this?
That's why I've created these questions. Question one. Who is this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's why it's funny! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's why Lily's not jealous.
That's why Lily's not jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's why the book says, "Never sleep with a guy on the first date."
That's why the book says, "Never sleep with a guy on the first date." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's why they watch. They made a drinking game out of you.
That's why they watch. They made a drinking game out of you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's why you miss Marshall and Lily. And can't you just admit that?
That's why you miss Marshall and Lily. And can't you just admit that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The "Hey, Vern" guy from the popular series of Ernest films.
The "Hey, Vern" guy from the popular series of Ernest films. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The answer we were looking for was, "I don't care, it's dumb.
The answer we were looking for was, "I don't care, it's dumb. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
The best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The Bill of Rights. Look, Barney, I know all this. I'm ready.
The Bill of Rights. Look, Barney, I know all this. I'm ready. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The book says that's forbidden.
The book says that's forbidden. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The check came and, of course, I was going to pay,
The check came and, of course, I was going to pay, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The coffee was extraordinary.
The coffee was extraordinary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The deadline for Marshall and Lily to find me a wife,
The deadline for Marshall and Lily to find me a wife, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The duck is the thing you love.
The duck is the thing you love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The duck is the thing you love.
The duck is the thing you love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The famous Jenkins! How about that?
The famous Jenkins! How about that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The fibers in this suit are less than 12 microns thick.
The fibers in this suit are less than 12 microns thick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The first thing was that your mother was in that classroom.
The first thing was that your mother was in that classroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The Flatiron Building. Fun story about it.
The Flatiron Building. Fun story about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The future glows like a giant sun
The future glows like a giant sun from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The guys that you want to call you, who don't,
The guys that you want to call you, who don't, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The horse drawn carriages were all but snowed in...
The horse drawn carriages were all but snowed in... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The Hoser Hut. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The long hours in the car, the motion sickness, the smell...
The long hours in the car, the motion sickness, the smell... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The male and female emperor penguins bow to each other?
The male and female emperor penguins bow to each other? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The most hauntingly beautiful thing I've ever heard.
The most hauntingly beautiful thing I've ever heard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The most important facial expression of all.
The most important facial expression of all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The only thing that we've learned is that
The only thing that we've learned is that from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The other day she saw me play skee ball, and I don't know,
The other day she saw me play skee ball, and I don't know, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The other one settles for someone below theirs.
The other one settles for someone below theirs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The part of the human brain that makes you hate people
The part of the human brain that makes you hate people from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, zero rejections.
The Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, zero rejections. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The point is, I like you.
The point is, I like you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The point is, I'm not giving up, either!
The point is, I'm not giving up, either! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The point is... Boobs that pointed in opposite... The point is...
The point is... Boobs that pointed in opposite... The point is... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The poor guy showed up at our wedding hoping to win you back.
The poor guy showed up at our wedding hoping to win you back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The realization that hope springs eternal, Robin.
The realization that hope springs eternal, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The right one's ticklish, I guess.
The right one's ticklish, I guess. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The Robin Scherbatsky drinking game.
The Robin Scherbatsky drinking game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The same way she hypnotized all these geniuses.
The same way she hypnotized all these geniuses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The second thing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The settler is never jealous of the reacher because where's the reacher gonna go?
The settler is never jealous of the reacher because where's the reacher gonna go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The settler, Lily, is the best thing that the reacher, Marshall, is ever gonna get.
The settler, Lily, is the best thing that the reacher, Marshall, is ever gonna get. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The superdate she truly deserved.
The superdate she truly deserved. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The tavern grew empty. The gaslights grew dim.
The tavern grew empty. The gaslights grew dim. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The test is in a few hours...
The test is in a few hours... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The truth is, I feel kind of weird being out with you.
The truth is, I feel kind of weird being out with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The truth is, I had a great time tonight, and I'd love to see you again.
The truth is, I had a great time tonight, and I'd love to see you again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The two responses are so similar it's hard to tell them apart.
The two responses are so similar it's hard to tell them apart. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The US Navy has found intelligent alien life at the bottom of the ocean.
The US Navy has found intelligent alien life at the bottom of the ocean. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The very erection pills they peddled ironically redundant.
The very erection pills they peddled ironically redundant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The very first description of the woman I'd one day marry.
The very first description of the woman I'd one day marry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The who now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then after a few minutes, on the bottom. Why should I do all the work?
Then after a few minutes, on the bottom. Why should I do all the work? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then again, she is pretty hot.
Then again, she is pretty hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then answer these questions if you please
Then answer these questions if you please from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek.
Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then it's worth taking this risk 'cause
Then it's worth taking this risk 'cause from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then perchance, fair gentles,
Then perchance, fair gentles, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then we'll move on to the hot apps station.
Then we'll move on to the hot apps station. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then what are you doing, standing out in the rain with us?
Then what are you doing, standing out in the rain with us? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then when she brings it, I'll just spit it out and say, "Try again."
Then when she brings it, I'll just spit it out and say, "Try again." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck,
Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then you'll die in there.
Then you'll die in there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There can only be one explanation for this.
There can only be one explanation for this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There has always been one cutting edge profession
There has always been one cutting edge profession from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be...
There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There is no place I would rather be, and no one I'd rather be with.
There is no place I would rather be, and no one I'd rather be with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There was a lot of Scotch and a lot of long nights at the shooting range.
There was a lot of Scotch and a lot of long nights at the shooting range. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There was a measles outbreak at school and they called a half day.
There was a measles outbreak at school and they called a half day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There was only one problem.
There was only one problem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There were two things I didn't know that I wish I did.
There were two things I didn't know that I wish I did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There you are. I'm so sorry I kissed you yesterday.
There you are. I'm so sorry I kissed you yesterday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's a basement storage area?
There's a basement storage area? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's a few places you just never want to be.
There's a few places you just never want to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's a loophole in here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it.
There's a loophole in here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's always a hotter girl. Isn't that the problem, in a nutshell?
There's always a hotter girl. Isn't that the problem, in a nutshell? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be...
There's no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's no way you and I can ever be together.
There's no way you and I can ever be together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's one laurel that's always eluded you,
There's one laurel that's always eluded you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's only one thing left to say...
There's only one thing left to say... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's something that I did want to say to you.
There's something that I did want to say to you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's still pie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's such a thing as common sense, you know?
There's such a thing as common sense, you know? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's the door. You can go.
There's the door. You can go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
There's too many options. You got Internet dating. You got bars.
There's too many options. You got Internet dating. You got bars. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
These are getting bigger.
These are getting bigger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture,
These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
These guys are really starting to piss me off!
These guys are really starting to piss me off! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They don't realize they weren't lying.
They don't realize they weren't lying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They just couldn't say no.
They just couldn't say no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They just moved here from Hawaii.
They just moved here from Hawaii. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They owed Lily and Marshall an apology.
They owed Lily and Marshall an apology. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They play their cards right, maybe they can even become a state someday.
They play their cards right, maybe they can even become a state someday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They realized they couldn't talk about this stuff at the bar,
They realized they couldn't talk about this stuff at the bar, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They said I had A D... Something. Can we have class outside?
They said I had A D... Something. Can we have class outside? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They still haven't had the talk, huh?
They still haven't had the talk, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They sucked at it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They take your mind off your troubles, if only for a moment.
They take your mind off your troubles, if only for a moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They think we're insane now.
They think we're insane now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They're calling it a superdate. So...
They're calling it a superdate. So... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They're funny and adorable and totally worth having to take six Benadryl a day.
They're funny and adorable and totally worth having to take six Benadryl a day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They're gonna corner me and want a free lecture.
They're gonna corner me and want a free lecture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They're not weird. See, you're being snobby again.
They're not weird. See, you're being snobby again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They're taking this really hard.
They're taking this really hard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They're your friends! Why would you just blatantly lie to them like that?
They're your friends! Why would you just blatantly lie to them like that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They've been looking for couple best friends forever.
They've been looking for couple best friends forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Things are gonna work out with Tiffany.
Things are gonna work out with Tiffany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Things with me and Robin are as good as they can possibly be.
Things with me and Robin are as good as they can possibly be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Think about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Think about it. Don, Donald, Donald Duck.
Think about it. Don, Donald, Donald Duck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This architectural gem was the first of its kind...
This architectural gem was the first of its kind... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This Barney needs to be taught a lesson.
This Barney needs to be taught a lesson. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This Canadian. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This explains a lot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This girl is special. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is a web site Marshall already made about last night.
This is a web site Marshall already made about last night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is about the whole reacher settler thing.
This is about the whole reacher settler thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is Architecture 101. I am Professor Mosby,
This is Architecture 101. I am Professor Mosby, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is Economics 305. You're in the wrong classroom.
This is Economics 305. You're in the wrong classroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is good. We're learning stuff.
This is good. We're learning stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is insane. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is much more important than some stupid Perfect...
This is much more important than some stupid Perfect... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is my phone! I'm taking it back! And I'm taking your cool nickname, too.
This is my phone! I'm taking it back! And I'm taking your cool nickname, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is so embarrassing. Please don't tell anyone.
This is so embarrassing. Please don't tell anyone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is so exciting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is unbelievable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This look is hunger. If you ever see Robin looking like this,
This look is hunger. If you ever see Robin looking like this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This newspaper reminded me of the other newspaper. Anyhoo...
This newspaper reminded me of the other newspaper. Anyhoo... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This one has a moose, this one has a beaver,
This one has a moose, this one has a beaver, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This one's for you, Lil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This ought to be good. I can only imagine the quality of girl that...
This ought to be good. I can only imagine the quality of girl that... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This phone is cursed. Cursed, I tell you!
This phone is cursed. Cursed, I tell you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This tie worn on the seventh night of his Perfect Week is hereby retired.
This tie worn on the seventh night of his Perfect Week is hereby retired. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?
This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This whole week was a waste.
This whole week was a waste. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This! This whole thing! We were having a perfectly nice trip,
This! This whole thing! We were having a perfectly nice trip, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Those trips were brutal, right?
Those trips were brutal, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thought I'd come by here, have lunch, maybe give you the measles?
Thought I'd come by here, have lunch, maybe give you the measles? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Three. Never, ever play the "Guess Who" game with her.
Three. Never, ever play the "Guess Who" game with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thus ending modern architecture's very brief experiment
Thus ending modern architecture's very brief experiment from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tick tock goes the gouda clock.
Tick tock goes the gouda clock. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tiffany was on this guy's hook. It was a vicious cycle.
Tiffany was on this guy's hook. It was a vicious cycle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tim Hortons, around the corner from the Hockey Hall of Fame,
Tim Hortons, around the corner from the Hockey Hall of Fame, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Time to pucker up for the New York Rangers Kiss Cam!
Time to pucker up for the New York Rangers Kiss Cam! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Times Square on New Year's Eve. Rockefeller Center around Christmastime.
Times Square on New Year's Eve. Rockefeller Center around Christmastime. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To a Bryan Adams/Rich Little double bill in Toronto.
To a Bryan Adams/Rich Little double bill in Toronto. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To become a better boyfriend to Robin, which I do not,
To become a better boyfriend to Robin, which I do not, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To become the most successful female TV journalist of all time.
To become the most successful female TV journalist of all time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To break your friend Barney. Just say the word.
To break your friend Barney. Just say the word. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To determine whether or not he keeps his job.
To determine whether or not he keeps his job. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To do something that would end our relationship?
To do something that would end our relationship? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To her father's emotional distance,
To her father's emotional distance, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To make room for some new hot girl profession.
To make room for some new hot girl profession. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To make sure Sparky knew that he was a good boy.
To make sure Sparky knew that he was a good boy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To share a toothbrush with?
To share a toothbrush with? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To this lady on my left. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To watch the Super Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To which hot girls, like Tiffany, have flocked.
To which hot girls, like Tiffany, have flocked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
To your point, Ted, as an innkeeper,
To your point, Ted, as an innkeeper, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tone down the kitty talk. Check.
Tone down the kitty talk. Check. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tonight was fantastic. We should do it again.
Tonight was fantastic. We should do it again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tonight, the role of pound and a half lobster will be played by...
Tonight, the role of pound and a half lobster will be played by... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Took me less than a mile.
Took me less than a mile. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Totally! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Touched my nose. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Troubles of the world will simply have to wait
Troubles of the world will simply have to wait from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
True patriot love... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
True. But for those... I mean, for that...
True. But for those... I mean, for that... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Trust me. I dated Robin for a year. If you don't want to lose her,
Trust me. I dated Robin for a year. If you don't want to lose her, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Trying to sleep with seven women in seven nights is not doing fine.
Trying to sleep with seven women in seven nights is not doing fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Turns you into a crazy person.
Turns you into a crazy person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Super Bowl XLIVin Miami.
TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Super Bowl XLIVin Miami. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Twelve microns? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Twenty minutes late on your first day?
Twenty minutes late on your first day? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Twenty two hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive.
Twenty two hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Two "F's". from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Two of their best friends in the world got together.
Two of their best friends in the world got together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Two, three, four from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ugh, Barney, sit down. You need to hear some stuff.
Ugh, Barney, sit down. You need to hear some stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh huh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh oh, looks like we got a taker.
Uh oh, looks like we got a taker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh oh. Did somebody break your heart?
Uh oh. Did somebody break your heart? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh oh. Here we go. The dreaded Dale call.
Uh oh. Here we go. The dreaded Dale call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh, dude, I'm a girl. Okay, our girl parts are like a spider web.
Uh, dude, I'm a girl. Okay, our girl parts are like a spider web. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh, no, it doesn't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh, okay, don't sleep with Anita.
Uh, okay, don't sleep with Anita. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh, Ted, what are you doing?
Uh, Ted, what are you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um, Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um, I just have a little cold.
Um, I just have a little cold. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um, I most certainly have not.
Um, I most certainly have not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um, it's April. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um, this is Jack. He's the best man at the wedding.
Um, this is Jack. He's the best man at the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um. Excuse me for a second. What are you doing here?
Um. Excuse me for a second. What are you doing here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um. I have a problem. That was my wife.
Um. I have a problem. That was my wife. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um... Who's buying canned chili and not eating it immediately?
Um... Who's buying canned chili and not eating it immediately? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Unbelievable. You know, there's two things you don't do.
Unbelievable. You know, there's two things you don't do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Unless I say "flügelhorn," you haven't gone too far.
Unless I say "flügelhorn," you haven't gone too far. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Unless you go into the back room, but, honey, you gotta pay for that.
Unless you go into the back room, but, honey, you gotta pay for that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until finally... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until I broke that thing in half.
Until I broke that thing in half. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until I got rack jacked by Phil Rizzuto.
Until I got rack jacked by Phil Rizzuto. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until the fall of 2009, when I finally had a date that was different
Until the fall of 2009, when I finally had a date that was different from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until we found out that Lily was allergic to barrel resin.
Until we found out that Lily was allergic to barrel resin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until you decided to go on this stupid superdate with Anita.
Until you decided to go on this stupid superdate with Anita. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until, all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my first day as a college professor.
Until, all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my first day as a college professor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Until, one night, I went to go tell her how much I loved her,
Until, one night, I went to go tell her how much I loved her, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Very bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait a minute! Aldrin's got a bead on her!
Wait a minute! Aldrin's got a bead on her! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait a second. It says here that the class meets at 6:15 on Tuesday.
Wait a second. It says here that the class meets at 6:15 on Tuesday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait a second. The Origins of Chewbacca exhibit's in Montreal this year.
Wait a second. The Origins of Chewbacca exhibit's in Montreal this year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait a second. When we were dating you borrowed that toothbrush all the time.
Wait a second. When we were dating you borrowed that toothbrush all the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, but that would mean... Oh, no.
Wait, but that would mean... Oh, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, I gotta ask. Why did you think I was snobby?
Wait, I gotta ask. Why did you think I was snobby? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, I have to get a book. Give me 30 seconds.
Wait, I have to get a book. Give me 30 seconds. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, let me finish this real quick.
Wait, let me finish this real quick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, okay, yeah, we were sitting over there.
Wait, okay, yeah, we were sitting over there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, Scooter is working at your school?
Wait, Scooter is working at your school? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, this is the best part. I've been working on this for a while.
Wait, this is the best part. I've been working on this for a while. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no! I remember that.
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no! I remember that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, what are you saying?
Wait, what are you saying? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, where did Ted go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, you dress your cats up in weird costumes.
Wait, you dress your cats up in weird costumes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, you guys were serious about that?
Wait, you guys were serious about that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, you sicced Anita on Barney?
Wait, you sicced Anita on Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, you're saying that girl just used me for a place to crash?
Wait, you're saying that girl just used me for a place to crash? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Don't all leave!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Don't all leave! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait. Are you saying that for eight years,
Wait. Are you saying that for eight years, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?
Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait. No, wait, if you leave now, Colonel Mustard just gets away with it.
Wait. No, wait, if you leave now, Colonel Mustard just gets away with it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait. Robin, what exactly did Don say when he asked you out?
Wait. Robin, what exactly did Don say when he asked you out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait. Robin, what exactly did Don say when he asked you out?
Wait. Robin, what exactly did Don say when he asked you out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait. You did role playing exercises where I was played by Shin Ya?
Wait. You did role playing exercises where I was played by Shin Ya? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wanna marry my friend, Ted? Wanna marry my friend, Ted?
Wanna marry my friend, Ted? Wanna marry my friend, Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Want to be my date? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Want to marry my friend, Ted?
Want to marry my friend, Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Was about to walk through that door.
Was about to walk through that door. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Was actually proving to be true.
Was actually proving to be true. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Was Mustache Pete Drexel, back in 1896.
Was Mustache Pete Drexel, back in 1896. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Was off the charts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Was there a shower on stage? Sometimes there's a shower on stage.
Was there a shower on stage? Sometimes there's a shower on stage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wasn't me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Watch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We are not having the talk!
We are not having the talk! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We both got some good shots in. Let's call a truce!
We both got some good shots in. Let's call a truce! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We can even go to a steak house.
We can even go to a steak house. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We cremated the remains. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We didn't realize there was gonna be dinner.
We didn't realize there was gonna be dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We don't have to drive all night.
We don't have to drive all night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We fell to the couch, and, bro, it was on.
We fell to the couch, and, bro, it was on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We have a number two over here for Cook Pu.
We have a number two over here for Cook Pu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We have to drink, professor. It's the rules.
We have to drink, professor. It's the rules. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We have to find Ted a wife. We're being too choosey.
We have to find Ted a wife. We're being too choosey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We have. Go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We haven't seen you guys all week.
We haven't seen you guys all week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We just got back together.
We just got back together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We kept trying to have the talk and then we realized we hate the talk.
We kept trying to have the talk and then we realized we hate the talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We left everything and everyone behind. It was just you and me!
We left everything and everyone behind. It was just you and me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We married long time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We most certainly did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We most certainly have not talked about this!
We most certainly have not talked about this! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We never joke about B&B's, especially at the height of syrup season.
We never joke about B&B's, especially at the height of syrup season. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We never used to put on underwear!
We never used to put on underwear! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.
We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We sat down. We had the talk.
We sat down. We had the talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We scared off a really great couple just because we share a toothbrush.
We scared off a really great couple just because we share a toothbrush. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We should've cleared it out for you much sooner.
We should've cleared it out for you much sooner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We shouldn't have left Lily.
We shouldn't have left Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We spent the whole summer lying about being just friends.
We spent the whole summer lying about being just friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We started drinking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We sucked down a couple of tacos outside the subway.
We sucked down a couple of tacos outside the subway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We think of all the friends we've known
We think of all the friends we've known from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We went in here for a drink with your friends, who I loved.
We went in here for a drink with your friends, who I loved. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We went on a great double date last night.
We went on a great double date last night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We were all having a really horrible week and you took our minds off it.
We were all having a really horrible week and you took our minds off it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We were checking out Mustache Marshall.
We were checking out Mustache Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We were cool. We were casual. We didn't spaz out.
We were cool. We were casual. We didn't spaz out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We were gonna take cooking lessons together,
We were gonna take cooking lessons together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We were like Lewis and Clark,
We were like Lewis and Clark, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We were searching all week, and then, a couple of hours ago...
We were searching all week, and then, a couple of hours ago... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We were wondering if you wanted to join us.
We were wondering if you wanted to join us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We will never be together in any sort of sexual way ever again!
We will never be together in any sort of sexual way ever again! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We. We, you and I, are going to open it up and look for evidence.
We. We, you and I, are going to open it up and look for evidence. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We'd all started hearing about Jenkins a few weeks earlier.
We'd all started hearing about Jenkins a few weeks earlier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We'd love a cornmeal body scrub!
We'd love a cornmeal body scrub! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We'd love a cornmeal body scrub!
We'd love a cornmeal body scrub! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We'll miss you, Whiskers.
We'll miss you, Whiskers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We'll never sleep on the gouda again.
We'll never sleep on the gouda again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We'll pass a state trooper!
We'll pass a state trooper! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're both afraid of commitment,
We're both afraid of commitment, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're doing great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're experiencing some technical difficulties. You get that?
We're experiencing some technical difficulties. You get that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're going to die alone, aren't we?
We're going to die alone, aren't we? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're gonna get some coffee in you, we'll sober you up,
We're gonna get some coffee in you, we'll sober you up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're gonna stay up all night long.
We're gonna stay up all night long. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're having a beer with a New York Yankee. How cool is that!
We're having a beer with a New York Yankee. How cool is that! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're just gonna grab a quick beer and then take these kooks
We're just gonna grab a quick beer and then take these kooks from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're just hanging out at his place.
We're just hanging out at his place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're just not feeling it right now, but we'll totally still be friends.
We're just not feeling it right now, but we'll totally still be friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're keeping you on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're locked in here. Did you do this?
We're locked in here. Did you do this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're not going to the Origins of Chewbacca exhibit, Marshall.
We're not going to the Origins of Chewbacca exhibit, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're not gonna have the talk!
We're not gonna have the talk! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're not good at being friends. We're not good at being
We're not good at being friends. We're not good at being from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're not, like, weirdoes who share everything.
We're not, like, weirdoes who share everything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're perfectly normal! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're so lovable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're supposed to learn from you? You failed as an architect.
We're supposed to learn from you? You failed as an architect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're, like, this close to a cure.
We're, like, this close to a cure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We've all been on people's hooks, and we've all kept someone on a hook.
We've all been on people's hooks, and we've all kept someone on a hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We've been on this exact blind date before.
We've been on this exact blind date before. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Welcome to Robin 101. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well done. Adding a fake name to the sign up sheet.
Well done. Adding a fake name to the sign up sheet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, anything sounds weird if you say it 100 times.
Well, anything sounds weird if you say it 100 times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, at least now you can finally drop this quest
Well, at least now you can finally drop this quest from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, B+. Shin Ya kind of screwed up the curve.
Well, B+. Shin Ya kind of screwed up the curve. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, dog my cats. I think I know what's going on here.
Well, dog my cats. I think I know what's going on here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, don't worry, the next exit's the hotel. We can go there.
Well, don't worry, the next exit's the hotel. We can go there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, four. One burned through the can, the other one I drank already.
Well, four. One burned through the can, the other one I drank already. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, good luck out there, Jen.
Well, good luck out there, Jen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, good! Because my answer is no, too!
Well, good! Because my answer is no, too! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, guess what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, guys, tonight is the night.
Well, guys, tonight is the night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, he can't have enjoyed it as much as I'm enjoying this gouda!
Well, he can't have enjoyed it as much as I'm enjoying this gouda! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, he doesn't know that, baby! God!
Well, he doesn't know that, baby! God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, he's not going to have the chance because I am putting old Mabel
Well, he's not going to have the chance because I am putting old Mabel from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, hello. Oh, I met you already.
Well, hello. Oh, I met you already. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, here's a $500 ticket for jumping in the river.
Well, here's a $500 ticket for jumping in the river. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, here's my comment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, how about this... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I call 'em like I see 'em,
Well, I call 'em like I see 'em, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I could go in for just one beer. What's the harm in that?
Well, I could go in for just one beer. What's the harm in that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I got a dinner rez.
Well, I got a dinner rez. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I guess if I had to say, then maybe I'd say
Well, I guess if I had to say, then maybe I'd say from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I guess that's it. Barney's streak ends at six.
Well, I guess that's it. Barney's streak ends at six. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I kept dropping hints that I was cold, but you didn't offer me your jacket.
Well, I kept dropping hints that I was cold, but you didn't offer me your jacket. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I know the board says "Professor Mosby," but to you,
Well, I know the board says "Professor Mosby," but to you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I mean, he's dead now, but he haunts a barn off Route 108.
Well, I mean, he's dead now, but he haunts a barn off Route 108. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I mean, single people can have fun here, too, right?
Well, I mean, single people can have fun here, too, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I tried to explain to him it wasn't a real class,
Well, I tried to explain to him it wasn't a real class, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I'd say it's neither. That's what makes us great.
Well, I'd say it's neither. That's what makes us great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I'll believe that when I see it.
Well, I'll believe that when I see it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I'm breaking all my rules coming down here,
Well, I'm breaking all my rules coming down here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I'm just saying, like, me in my prime versus her in her prime.
Well, I'm just saying, like, me in my prime versus her in her prime. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, if you have to seal the deal in just one date,
Well, if you have to seal the deal in just one date, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, if you're so worried, why don't you give her a call?
Well, if you're so worried, why don't you give her a call? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, if you're talking about doing my laundry, I'm on board.
Well, if you're talking about doing my laundry, I'm on board. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, it all started a week ago.
Well, it all started a week ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, it happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, it is a lot cheaper than buying a condom.
Well, it is a lot cheaper than buying a condom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, it... It's this book that helps single girls find a husband.
Well, it... It's this book that helps single girls find a husband. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, it'll be great to finally meet the famous Jenkins
Well, it'll be great to finally meet the famous Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, it's apples and oranges. She's younger than you.
Well, it's apples and oranges. She's younger than you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, it's not that simple. I'm a Canadian. I was born there.
Well, it's not that simple. I'm a Canadian. I was born there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, last night was great, today not so much.
Well, last night was great, today not so much. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, let him down easy. People are fragile.
Well, let him down easy. People are fragile. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, let's just hope they're not allergic to barrel resin like Lily here.
Well, let's just hope they're not allergic to barrel resin like Lily here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, listen, now's not a good time. But we'll call you.
Well, listen, now's not a good time. But we'll call you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, look at that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, maybe the problem is your attitude. You're not listening to a word I say.
Well, maybe the problem is your attitude. You're not listening to a word I say. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, not all of us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, say, gun to your head, you had to say one of us was the reacher.
Well, say, gun to your head, you had to say one of us was the reacher. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, she actually wound up falling asleep on the couch. But, hey, that happens.
Well, she actually wound up falling asleep on the couch. But, hey, that happens. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, she's not getting any younger.
Well, she's not getting any younger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, since you know me pretty well,
Well, since you know me pretty well, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, thanks to her, the only thing that could ruin a surefire hook up
Well, thanks to her, the only thing that could ruin a surefire hook up from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, that and the fact that elaborate lies really turn us on.
Well, that and the fact that elaborate lies really turn us on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, that doesn't prove anything.
Well, that doesn't prove anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, that's easy. Here's the plan. Step one, sleep with Jenkins.
Well, that's easy. Here's the plan. Step one, sleep with Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, that's what you say at the end of a crappy date.
Well, that's what you say at the end of a crappy date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, the joke's on the rest of the world because we can do that on our own.
Well, the joke's on the rest of the world because we can do that on our own. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, the truth is, we watch it for the drinking game.
Well, the truth is, we watch it for the drinking game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, then I guess it's not a very good drinking game,
Well, then I guess it's not a very good drinking game, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, there's a citizenship test tomorrow.
Well, there's a citizenship test tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, there's only one possible way to avoid getting deported.
Well, there's only one possible way to avoid getting deported. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, to answer that question, we have to back up a little bit.
Well, to answer that question, we have to back up a little bit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, to explain that, we have to go back to the beginning of the summer,
Well, to explain that, we have to go back to the beginning of the summer, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave the country soon
Well, unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave the country soon from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, we don't want to jinx it, but we kind of think they might be the two.
Well, we don't want to jinx it, but we kind of think they might be the two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, we should probably be going.
Well, we should probably be going. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, we were on the air. I was on the spot, so I said okay.
Well, we were on the air. I was on the spot, so I said okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, we'd better start looking for a new bar.
Well, we'd better start looking for a new bar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, well, what about this? World's End by T.C. Boyle?
Well, well, what about this? World's End by T.C. Boyle? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, what about Catwoman?
Well, what about Catwoman? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, what can I say except, "But ums up."
Well, what can I say except, "But ums up." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, what's the harm? Hello?
Well, what's the harm? Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, whatever it is you wanted to talk about, we can talk about it now.
Well, whatever it is you wanted to talk about, we can talk about it now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, with a slight assist from the Wesleyan housing department.
Well, with a slight assist from the Wesleyan housing department. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, you ignored good dental hygiene for the better part of a decade
Well, you ignored good dental hygiene for the better part of a decade from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, you'll see it right now.
Well, you'll see it right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, you're in luck. 'Cause mine's the tiniest.
Well, you're in luck. 'Cause mine's the tiniest. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, you've got your cats.
Well, you've got your cats. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Were getting e mails like this.
Were getting e mails like this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Were you always this pretty? Or are you gonna give me that whole
Were you always this pretty? Or are you gonna give me that whole from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Westchester. Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What about brunch? Is brunch cool?
What about brunch? Is brunch cool? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What about that girl from the university library, Henrietta?
What about that girl from the university library, Henrietta? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What about that poor camera guy you work with?
What about that poor camera guy you work with? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What about the heater? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What about this? This is ridiculous.
What about this? This is ridiculous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What about you forgetting to check the egg timer for charades?
What about you forgetting to check the egg timer for charades? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What about you, Robin? You dating anyone?
What about you, Robin? You dating anyone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What are we going to use for charades, sweetie?
What are we going to use for charades, sweetie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What are you doing? We can't just leave Lily.
What are you doing? We can't just leave Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What are you gonna do? It happened. Terrible.
What are you gonna do? It happened. Terrible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What are you guys doing with Barney's secret Robin notebook?
What are you guys doing with Barney's secret Robin notebook? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What can I do to make it up to you?
What can I do to make it up to you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do I have to do? Put a gun to your head?
What do I have to do? Put a gun to your head? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you know about this, Marshall?
What do you know about this, Marshall? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you mean, the egg timer is broken?
What do you mean, the egg timer is broken? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you mean? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you say we go back to my place?
What do you say we go back to my place? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What exactly is "Ted's fault"?
What exactly is "Ted's fault"? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What have I done? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What if Cindy is the woman I'm supposed to marry,
What if Cindy is the woman I'm supposed to marry, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What if world peace Were within your reach?
What if world peace Were within your reach? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What in the world is up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What is wrong with you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What kind of changes are we talking about?
What kind of changes are we talking about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What kind of professor was I gonna be?
What kind of professor was I gonna be? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What kind of treatments do you offer?
What kind of treatments do you offer? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What she means to you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What Sparky didn't realize was, even though I loved Helen,
What Sparky didn't realize was, even though I loved Helen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What the hell do you two think you're doing?
What the hell do you two think you're doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What the hell is the Sexless Innkeeper?
What the hell is the Sexless Innkeeper? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What the hell? But only light beer
What the hell? But only light beer from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What time is it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What were we talking about?
What were we talking about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold?
What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What would you pick? One million chicks
What would you pick? One million chicks from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What would you say if you gave your suits away
What would you say if you gave your suits away from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What would your viewer think?
What would your viewer think? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What you need to do is talk through this stuff.
What you need to do is talk through this stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What, are you... What... Are you crazy? It is a hot bartender.
What, are you... What... Are you crazy? It is a hot bartender. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What, why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What, you can be choosey? You're in a bar on Valentine's Day, huh?
What, you can be choosey? You're in a bar on Valentine's Day, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What, you leave the garburator on all night, eh?
What, you leave the garburator on all night, eh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What, you're actually gonna hook up with these girls that call you?
What, you're actually gonna hook up with these girls that call you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What, you're not sharing? You two always share a burger.
What, you're not sharing? You two always share a burger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Do you want a foot massage? 'Cause I've been practicing on myself.
What? Do you want a foot massage? 'Cause I've been practicing on myself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Getting drunk and cleaning the apartment was a plan?
What? Getting drunk and cleaning the apartment was a plan? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? How could this be? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? It's just a job. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? No, what are you talking about?
What? No, what are you talking about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? No! I hate Don! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? No! I hate Don! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Oh, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Perfect Week? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Tax evasion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? That's crazy. What gave you that idea?
What? That's crazy. What gave you that idea? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? That's not distracting.
What? That's not distracting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Why? Because that guy with the weird hair just walked in?
What? Why? Because that guy with the weird hair just walked in? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? You watch the show?
What? You watch the show? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What... Couldn't you have gone before we left?
What... Couldn't you have gone before we left? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What's going on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What's going on? There's a huge line outside MacLaren's.
What's going on? There's a huge line outside MacLaren's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What's she like? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What's wrong? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What's wrong? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now, that's who I'm going home with tonight.
Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now, that's who I'm going home with tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whatever happened to classics, right. You know, Seymour Butts?
Whatever happened to classics, right. You know, Seymour Butts? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whatever. Did you find out why
Whatever. Did you find out why from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whatever. Just another night for Big Fudge.
Whatever. Just another night for Big Fudge. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When everything will work out.
When everything will work out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When I first mentioned you, she mistakenly thought you were a guy,
When I first mentioned you, she mistakenly thought you were a guy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When I moved to the States,
When I moved to the States, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When I never got treated that way.
When I never got treated that way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When I was 18, I had an arranged marriage.
When I was 18, I had an arranged marriage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When Robin's PMS ing, what kind of chocolate should you get her?
When Robin's PMS ing, what kind of chocolate should you get her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When she wakes up, she's going to freak!
When she wakes up, she's going to freak! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course
When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When you stood up and told off those people, I thought,
When you stood up and told off those people, I thought, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When you were putting nothing but wood in the 50 hole?
When you were putting nothing but wood in the 50 hole? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When you're too much of a coward to dump them.
When you're too much of a coward to dump them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
When, after a year of wrestling with their feelings for each other,
When, after a year of wrestling with their feelings for each other, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whenever we wanted to give something away, we'd put it right there.
Whenever we wanted to give something away, we'd put it right there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where are you taking me, Barney?
Where are you taking me, Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where are you taking me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where are you taking me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where do I sign? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where do you see this relationship going?
Where do you see this relationship going? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where does this girl live, exactly?
Where does this girl live, exactly? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where paradise awaits from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where'd we go next? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where's Lily? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Where's the phone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whether it's in the dating world...
Whether it's in the dating world... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Which brings us to an important point.
Which brings us to an important point. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Which brings us to last week. What was the story there?
Which brings us to last week. What was the story there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Which is funny, because usually it's the innkeeper who offers turndown service.
Which is funny, because usually it's the innkeeper who offers turndown service. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Which one of these girls looks the dumbest?
Which one of these girls looks the dumbest? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Which would mean last night, when Barney and I played it,
Which would mean last night, when Barney and I played it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
While she's been going through her mourning period.
While she's been going through her mourning period. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
While you sewed a button back on your sweater.
While you sewed a button back on your sweater. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who are perfect for us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks, but actually kind of likes them?
Who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks, but actually kind of likes them? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who invited their dad, right?
Who invited their dad, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who invited their dad, right?
Who invited their dad, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who knows what would have happened?
Who knows what would have happened? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who looked exactly like members of our group.
Who looked exactly like members of our group. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who the hell are these people?
Who the hell are these people? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who the hell is that guy?
Who the hell is that guy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who was that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who you barely know, on this amazing date,
Who you barely know, on this amazing date, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who, by the way, was not your mom. Your mom was sitting...
Who, by the way, was not your mom. Your mom was sitting... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who, I guess, has boobs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who, the guy kissing a jar full of dead suit ashes? That guy?
Who, the guy kissing a jar full of dead suit ashes? That guy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who's cozier? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who's Jenkins? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa, looks like you've been gone awhile.
Whoa, looks like you've been gone awhile. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa! Something troubling you, kiddo?
Whoa! Something troubling you, kiddo? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa. What are you trip...
Whoa. What are you trip... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoo! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoo! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why are you angry at me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why did I ever think it would work on someone like you?
Why did I ever think it would work on someone like you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why do Lily and Marshall think it was such a hit?
Why do Lily and Marshall think it was such a hit? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why do you care anyway? You said he was a total dork.
Why do you care anyway? You said he was a total dork. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why do you want to be an architect?
Why do you want to be an architect? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why don't you swing by Don's party with me?
Why don't you swing by Don's party with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why else would he buy me flowers? He's getting some on the side.
Why else would he buy me flowers? He's getting some on the side. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why else would you be taking her on this superdate?
Why else would you be taking her on this superdate? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why is Barney totally hitting it off with third martini girl over there?
Why is Barney totally hitting it off with third martini girl over there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why is Ted teaching a class about me?
Why is Ted teaching a class about me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy and girl?
Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy and girl? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why is Ulee's Gold in every crossword?
Why is Ulee's Gold in every crossword? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why not just keep lying? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why not just say you have a kid?
Why not just say you have a kid? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why would Barney have a notebook full of information about me?
Why would Barney have a notebook full of information about me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why would Ted order rabbit if he was just gonna run out?
Why would Ted order rabbit if he was just gonna run out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why would you do this? What were you thinking?
Why would you do this? What were you thinking? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why, I had a run in with one just last year.
Why, I had a run in with one just last year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why? Is this a trap? Are you a Packers fan?
Why? Is this a trap? Are you a Packers fan? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why... There's just so much you need to know about her.
Why... There's just so much you need to know about her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wide, unblinking eyes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wide, unblinking eyes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wish I could say the same for my friends.
Wish I could say the same for my friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wish I could. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
With a guy she truly deserved.
With a guy she truly deserved. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
With a sensible mortgage I can handle without dipping into my savings.
With a sensible mortgage I can handle without dipping into my savings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
With haste we did scamper to my chamber anon.
With haste we did scamper to my chamber anon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins. You name it.
With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins. You name it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
With the skates and the sticks walked in here?
With the skates and the sticks walked in here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
With the V frame house. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Without feeling guilty, or, you know, killing me off.
Without feeling guilty, or, you know, killing me off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
WOMAN ON STEREO: Goodbye Sparky, by Nick Leotti.
WOMAN ON STEREO: Goodbye Sparky, by Nick Leotti. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
WOMAN: This ends disc seven. The audio book continues on disc eight.
WOMAN: This ends disc seven. The audio book continues on disc eight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Worst night ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Would you be interested in the two person, cornmeal body scrub?
Would you be interested in the two person, cornmeal body scrub? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Would you excuse me for one moment?
Would you excuse me for one moment? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Would you just have the talk, okay?
Would you just have the talk, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Would you like a margarita?
Would you like a margarita? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Would you rewind it all the time Rewind it all the time
Would you rewind it all the time Rewind it all the time from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, back to back nights. Barney is on fire.
Wow, back to back nights. Barney is on fire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, Barney. That kind of sounds like the stuff you say to girls
Wow, Barney. That kind of sounds like the stuff you say to girls from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious.
Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, she crawls fast. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, that's bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, there's really six of them.
Wow, there's really six of them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, three girls in three nights? That's gross even for Barney.
Wow, three girls in three nights? That's gross even for Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, what changed your mind?
Wow, what changed your mind? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, you can't even think of one. Headlights. Deer.
Wow, you can't even think of one. Headlights. Deer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow, you were just, like, the worst student in the world, weren't you?
Wow, you were just, like, the worst student in the world, weren't you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow! Look, I didn't mean to stare. It's just... I watch your show all the time.
Wow! Look, I didn't mean to stare. It's just... I watch your show all the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow. I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend,
Wow. I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow. Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Write down that definition on a piece of paper,
Write down that definition on a piece of paper, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, "Ted." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, and besides, they have a spa.
Yeah, and besides, they have a spa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, and I have 30 students in my class. That's what, 30 times your viewership?
Yeah, and I have 30 students in my class. That's what, 30 times your viewership? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, and they were so nervous,
Yeah, and they were so nervous, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, and think about it. If the rules are that strict,
Yeah, and think about it. If the rules are that strict, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, bait is tricky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, baseball, it's amazing. But I tell you one thing, it's no hockey.
Yeah, baseball, it's amazing. But I tell you one thing, it's no hockey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, buddy, I'm sure 200 architecture students
Yeah, buddy, I'm sure 200 architecture students from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, but guess who's not going to fall under her spell?
Yeah, but guess who's not going to fall under her spell? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, but it's not like you're in my class.
Yeah, but it's not like you're in my class. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, but you always kept your toothbrush in the bedroom.
Yeah, but you always kept your toothbrush in the bedroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, but you always kept your toothbrush in the bedroom.
Yeah, but you always kept your toothbrush in the bedroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, did you jump on that thing? Give it a ride?
Yeah, did you jump on that thing? Give it a ride? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, do you wanna share the oysters?
Yeah, do you wanna share the oysters? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, exactly. Barney's dating again, and he couldn't be happier.
Yeah, exactly. Barney's dating again, and he couldn't be happier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, he's gonna take a swat at that hamburglar over there.
Yeah, he's gonna take a swat at that hamburglar over there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, here's my question, Ted, who the hell do you think you are?
Yeah, here's my question, Ted, who the hell do you think you are? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, I gotta agree. Ducks up, rabbits down.
Yeah, I gotta agree. Ducks up, rabbits down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, I have a whip guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, I think my high school boyfriend, Scooter, is still sort of on the hook for me.
Yeah, I think my high school boyfriend, Scooter, is still sort of on the hook for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, I... I would. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, isn't it a little early in our relationship
Yeah, isn't it a little early in our relationship from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, it's boring as hell and I'm not learning anything.
Yeah, it's boring as hell and I'm not learning anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, of course. Why... Why wouldn't I be?
Yeah, of course. Why... Why wouldn't I be? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, something came up, okay, Mom?
Yeah, something came up, okay, Mom? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, Ted, we know, like, a ton of people named Cook.
Yeah, Ted, we know, like, a ton of people named Cook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, that is weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, that would've been good.
Yeah, that would've been good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, that's the stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, the talk sucks. You have to, like, talk,
Yeah, the talk sucks. You have to, like, talk, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, there's no people. Just the girl you most recently dated.
Yeah, there's no people. Just the girl you most recently dated. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, today I had that presentation
Yeah, today I had that presentation from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, tough luck, every Saturday night I've ever had,
Yeah, tough luck, every Saturday night I've ever had, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, we knew you would say that. That's why we kept it a secret.
Yeah, we knew you would say that. That's why we kept it a secret. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, well, it's nice to know "past me" wasn't a total jackass, huh?
Yeah, well, it's nice to know "past me" wasn't a total jackass, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, well, that Camembert crisis isn't gonna resolve itself,
Yeah, well, that Camembert crisis isn't gonna resolve itself, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, well, too bad it's next to a page entitled...
Yeah, well, too bad it's next to a page entitled... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, you too. Okay. Bye, Don.
Yeah, you too. Okay. Bye, Don. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah! Hey, better hurry up, pal.
Yeah! Hey, better hurry up, pal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. 'Cause I would never... Could, like... Standards, so...
Yeah. 'Cause I would never... Could, like... Standards, so... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. A girlfriend's a bit much, Brad, okay? We...
Yeah. A girlfriend's a bit much, Brad, okay? We... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. And she has this crazy habit of making breakfast food sing show tunes.
Yeah. And she has this crazy habit of making breakfast food sing show tunes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. I had my first student drop my class. It sucked.
Yeah. I had my first student drop my class. It sucked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. It's still sometimes weird when I see him at work.
Yeah. It's still sometimes weird when I see him at work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. It's us. You understand, right?
Yeah. It's us. You understand, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. See, there is no such thing as a jinx.
Yeah. See, there is no such thing as a jinx. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. The only player in history to have ever achieved both
Yeah. The only player in history to have ever achieved both from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. We were all sitting over there.
Yeah. We were all sitting over there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. When did you guys even start doing that anyway?
Yeah. When did you guys even start doing that anyway? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Yeah. Tell him. Tell him.
Yeah. Yeah. Tell him. Tell him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. You know, that's exactly what it sounds like.
Yeah. You know, that's exactly what it sounds like. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Years earlier to the curb right in front of our building.
Years earlier to the curb right in front of our building. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yellow, that reminds me. I have to pee.
Yellow, that reminds me. I have to pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yep. "Right now" paints a picture of some sort of magical future time
Yep. "Right now" paints a picture of some sort of magical future time from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yep. Carriage ride, dinner at Le Tombeur des Culottes.
Yep. Carriage ride, dinner at Le Tombeur des Culottes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yep. Here it is. "No sex until after 17 dates."
Yep. Here it is. "No sex until after 17 dates." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yep. Somebody doesn't want to lose "big brown eyes."
Yep. Somebody doesn't want to lose "big brown eyes." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes, he does. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes, I could've nailed her But no, it's not a failure
Yes, I could've nailed her But no, it's not a failure from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes, Robin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes, totally. Yeah. Only thing, and this is just me,
Yes, totally. Yeah. Only thing, and this is just me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes, we have. I've mentioned it tons of times.
Yes, we have. I've mentioned it tons of times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes, we're to the rhyming section now.
Yes, we're to the rhyming section now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes. Of course. A plan taketh shape.
Yes. Of course. A plan taketh shape. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes. Proof. Good word. I'm glad you brought that up.
Yes. Proof. Good word. I'm glad you brought that up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes. Yes, exactly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes. Yes. Do that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You "right nowed" Scooter?
You "right nowed" Scooter? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You actually think you're some kind of an expert on me?
You actually think you're some kind of an expert on me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You and Robin need to have the talk.
You and Robin need to have the talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You are a tremendous news anchor.
You are a tremendous news anchor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You are an American. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You are just using meaningless sex to distract yourself
You are just using meaningless sex to distract yourself from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You are the best, you are the best.
You are the best, you are the best. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You are wrong. The ladies dig the professor look.
You are wrong. The ladies dig the professor look. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You are? That is so awesome! I love those things!
You are? That is so awesome! I love those things! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You called me, said you were never coming back.
You called me, said you were never coming back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You can be my secret boyfriend who does all my homework for me.
You can be my secret boyfriend who does all my homework for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You can lick my hand as long as you want.
You can lick my hand as long as you want. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You can look at it for hours and be absolutely sure it's a rabbit.
You can look at it for hours and be absolutely sure it's a rabbit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You can't distract the man in the middle of you know what!
You can't distract the man in the middle of you know what! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You can't get some crib sheet on dating me. That's not how it works.
You can't get some crib sheet on dating me. That's not how it works. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You chant anything, people will join in.
You chant anything, people will join in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You could be putting your job in jeopardy.
You could be putting your job in jeopardy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You could just, like, watch me play skee ball,
You could just, like, watch me play skee ball, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You could say that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You deserve the truth. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You do realize they were lying, right?
You do realize they were lying, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You don't have a choice, right? None of you has a choice.
You don't have a choice, right? None of you has a choice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru
You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You don't take questions on the first day. It shows weakness.
You don't take questions on the first day. It shows weakness. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You don't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You empower yourself while simultaneously turning any jerk
You empower yourself while simultaneously turning any jerk from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You go on your date. Happy Valentine's Day.
You go on your date. Happy Valentine's Day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You go on your date. Happy Valentine's Day.
You go on your date. Happy Valentine's Day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You got the Joker, the Riddler, Mr. Freeze...
You got the Joker, the Riddler, Mr. Freeze... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You got to scoop him up before someone else does.
You got to scoop him up before someone else does. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You gotta go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You gotta try a little harder.
You gotta try a little harder. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend.
You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys are going to want to get in on this gouda.
You guys are going to want to get in on this gouda. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys finished? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys got Wendy saying it now?
You guys got Wendy saying it now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys remember Ranjit.
You guys remember Ranjit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys will not believe this. I've been talking to my lawyer all morning.
You guys will not believe this. I've been talking to my lawyer all morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys will not believe what Jenkins did this time.
You guys will not believe what Jenkins did this time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys, her hotness isn't even real!
You guys, her hotness isn't even real! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You had a classroom full of people to cheer you on
You had a classroom full of people to cheer you on from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have a boyfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have a teacup pig? Oh, my gosh, I can't believe you have a teacup pig.
You have a teacup pig? Oh, my gosh, I can't believe you have a teacup pig. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have my permission to fantasize about her.
You have my permission to fantasize about her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have to choose right now.
You have to choose right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have to clean your gun.
You have to clean your gun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have to drink every time she says "but, um."
You have to drink every time she says "but, um." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have to make it clear that he doesn't so that he can move on,
You have to make it clear that he doesn't so that he can move on, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have to say it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have to stop sending those to people.
You have to stop sending those to people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You haven't learned anything.
You haven't learned anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You just have to make her understand
You just have to make her understand from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You just look up and there they are.
You just look up and there they are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You just picked out the only three things in here that are my roommate's.
You just picked out the only three things in here that are my roommate's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You just think you're happy because you feel happy.
You just think you're happy because you feel happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You kill me off? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know how Lily and I have been looking for new couple friends
You know how Lily and I have been looking for new couple friends from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know that guy I had a slight disagreement with at the Hoser Hut?
You know that guy I had a slight disagreement with at the Hoser Hut? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know the one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what it's like? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what we should do? We should retrace the rest of that night
You know what we should do? We should retrace the rest of that night from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what we should do? We should...
You know what we should do? We should... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what, Boomer? You can keep that.
You know what, Boomer? You can keep that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what, I kind of am. Don't tell Marshall.
You know what, I kind of am. Don't tell Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what? That mushroom's not the only thing that's leaving.
You know what? That mushroom's not the only thing that's leaving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what? We forgot about this. I'm sure Ted did also.
You know what? We forgot about this. I'm sure Ted did also. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment
You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what? We're not gonna work, ever.
You know what? We're not gonna work, ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know who had fun, was Lily.
You know who had fun, was Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, and now you're taking Anita,
You know, and now you're taking Anita, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, brunch actually does sound kind of good.
You know, brunch actually does sound kind of good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, I can't believe you, Ted.
You know, I can't believe you, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, I don't come here that much.
You know, I don't come here that much. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, I really think that Don and I are hitting our stride as a news team.
You know, I really think that Don and I are hitting our stride as a news team. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, I'd expect inspired minds such as yours to be a little more mature
You know, I'd expect inspired minds such as yours to be a little more mature from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, I've always wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches.
You know, I've always wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, in a way, I was right. You cheated.
You know, in a way, I was right. You cheated. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, it was nice. We had a good time.
You know, it was nice. We had a good time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, it's funny, I remember when you used to say things like that about me.
You know, it's funny, I remember when you used to say things like that about me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, it's like, bang, bang, bang, bang.
You know, it's like, bang, bang, bang, bang. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, just be present.
You know, just be present. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, now that I think about it, a phone call would have been nice.
You know, now that I think about it, a phone call would have been nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, sometimes that guy, with the horn rimmed glasses
You know, sometimes that guy, with the horn rimmed glasses from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, that, I just... I cancelled.
You know, that, I just... I cancelled. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, there is something to that.
You know, there is something to that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know, with the ferrets? Maybe they want to come over and play Taboo.
You know, with the ferrets? Maybe they want to come over and play Taboo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know. I thought this was a party.
You know. I thought this was a party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You learn the hard way, though. One mistake, and it's all over.
You learn the hard way, though. One mistake, and it's all over. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You like having Henrietta around
You like having Henrietta around from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You look like the classiest, most expensive prostitute ever.
You look like the classiest, most expensive prostitute ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You may now return to being pointless.
You may now return to being pointless. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You may return to your seats.
You may return to your seats. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You may return to your seats.
You may return to your seats. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You might rip someone's beating heart out and stomp on it
You might rip someone's beating heart out and stomp on it from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You need to define the relationship. You need to have the talk.
You need to define the relationship. You need to have the talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You need to let Scooter off the hook once and for all.
You need to let Scooter off the hook once and for all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You picked each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You play bass? Seriously, ask my friends.
You play bass? Seriously, ask my friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You really smeared the Pu name.
You really smeared the Pu name. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You said you wanted my help.
You said you wanted my help. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You said you'd go out with him on Valentine's? I thought we had plans.
You said you'd go out with him on Valentine's? I thought we had plans. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You saw the goatee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You say the word and I will destroy him.
You say the word and I will destroy him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You see, you're the only star in the film I never made
You see, you're the only star in the film I never made from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You share a toothbrush! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You should be flattered. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You should call a doctor if you don't have an erection for more than four hours.
You should call a doctor if you don't have an erection for more than four hours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You should come by if you want.
You should come by if you want. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You should find someone else,
You should find someone else, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You should know something about my stuff below the belt.
You should know something about my stuff below the belt. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You should try it. I have some more.
You should try it. I have some more. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You should've seen this girl. Bang, ping, pawdau, gu dunk.
You should've seen this girl. Bang, ping, pawdau, gu dunk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You shouldn't be alone tonight.
You shouldn't be alone tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You sure don't seem like a Canadian.
You sure don't seem like a Canadian. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You think that's his real number?
You think that's his real number? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You thought, "This guy's a duck."
You thought, "This guy's a duck." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You understand? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You want to go to the store and get some beer?
You want to go to the store and get some beer? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You want to go? You want to go? Come on!
You want to go? You want to go? Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You want to have sex with Jenkins?
You want to have sex with Jenkins? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You want to make me jealous, so you're making up a story about Jenkins.
You want to make me jealous, so you're making up a story about Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You want to see my rap poster?
You want to see my rap poster? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You went Canadian. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You were about to achieve something so beautiful.
You were about to achieve something so beautiful. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You were supposed to talk to him about losing his job.
You were supposed to talk to him about losing his job. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You were there. It was the...
You were there. It was the... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You will not believe who we saw tonight.
You will not believe who we saw tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair.
You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You, me, the canned food aisle in the bodega next door.
You, me, the canned food aisle in the bodega next door. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You, too, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You... But you're... Haven't you all... I'm... Really?
You... But you're... Haven't you all... I'm... Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You... You want to distract someone,
You... You want to distract someone, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there.
You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You'll find your shellfish lady.
You'll find your shellfish lady. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're a gold medalist Japanese figure skater?
You're a gold medalist Japanese figure skater? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're a hot chick? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're a hot lady bullfighter?
You're a hot lady bullfighter? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're a keen observer of the human condition, Jim Nantz.
You're a keen observer of the human condition, Jim Nantz. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're a sturdy, cheese bearing cracker!
You're a sturdy, cheese bearing cracker! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're an idiot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're cute, Marshall, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're doing the right thing.
You're doing the right thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're exactly the kind of guy who could use a sweet barrel.
You're exactly the kind of guy who could use a sweet barrel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're exactly where you're supposed to be.
You're exactly where you're supposed to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're going out with a bang.
You're going out with a bang. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're gonna lock us in here? Well, guess what?
You're gonna lock us in here? Well, guess what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're in Toronto. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're Jenkins? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're just looking. It's like fantasizing about other women.
You're just looking. It's like fantasizing about other women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're just my life, baby, and I love you.
You're just my life, baby, and I love you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're just so cute. Yes, you are the cutest piggy ever.
You're just so cute. Yes, you are the cutest piggy ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're kidding me. You don't know that?
You're kidding me. You don't know that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're my wife. You're supposed to stop me
You're my wife. You're supposed to stop me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're not going to like the answer.
You're not going to like the answer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're not interested in, nor probably even capable of having sex.
You're not interested in, nor probably even capable of having sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're not upset because you're worried she's mad.
You're not upset because you're worried she's mad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're not upset. Good. Baby, guess what I found.
You're not upset. Good. Baby, guess what I found. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're probably wondering why I've been quiet all night.
You're probably wondering why I've been quiet all night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're right. Day after tomorrow, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
You're right. Day after tomorrow, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're talking nonsense. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're the Sexless Innkeeper.
You're the Sexless Innkeeper. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're upset because you'd rather be with her, eating muffins
You're upset because you'd rather be with her, eating muffins from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're waiting for me to comment on your self assigned nickname.
You're waiting for me to comment on your self assigned nickname. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're wearing pants. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're writing a dissertation entitled "Foreign Direct Investment
You're writing a dissertation entitled "Foreign Direct Investment from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You've already proven that I'm not important to you.
You've already proven that I'm not important to you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You've been together all summer. I don't get it.
You've been together all summer. I don't get it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Young man, for the last 28 years,
Young man, for the last 28 years, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your first novel was written more quickly.
Your first novel was written more quickly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your mother's robot volleyball watercolor is hanging up in the den as we speak.
Your mother's robot volleyball watercolor is hanging up in the den as we speak. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your students might actually pay attention and learn something.
Your students might actually pay attention and learn something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your suit's death could mean another suit's life.
Your suit's death could mean another suit's life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your Uncle Barney had officially suited down.
Your Uncle Barney had officially suited down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your Uncle Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yowza! Now look at this one.
Yowza! Now look at this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"But, um." Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"But, um"? "But, um." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"But, um"? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Robin, I'm proud of you, eh?" Yes!
"Robin, I'm proud of you, eh?" Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Yeah, America's cool." Hmm.
"Yeah, America's cool." Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"You're an idiot"? Yup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY CHUCKLES) For God's sake!
(BARNEY CHUCKLES) For God's sake! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) And it is getting interesting.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) And it is getting interesting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) Or this one. Or this one. Or this one.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLING) She's... Shea... Shea.
(CHUCKLING) She's... Shea... Shea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CLEARING THROAT) Kiss ass. You know, half the stuff
(CLEARING THROAT) Kiss ass. You know, half the stuff from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) Here. Cook Pu! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DOOR CLOSES) Right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DOOR OPENING) And hope returned to their hearts.
(DOOR OPENING) And hope returned to their hearts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMS) Ha! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPS) Yeah, how'd you know? Poor Marshall.
(GASPS) Yeah, how'd you know? Poor Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GROANS IN DISGUST) Who needs it? You "needs" it.
(GROANS IN DISGUST) Who needs it? You "needs" it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) I know, right? (LAUGHING) Totally.
(LAUGHING) I know, right? (LAUGHING) Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MUTTERING) I'll think about it.
(MUTTERING) I'll think about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) Come on, Marshall. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go.
(SCOFFS) Come on, Marshall. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) All summer. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
(SIGHING) All summer. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STAMMERING) Hey. Wait... Girlfriend? (STAMMERING) Wow...
(STAMMERING) Hey. Wait... Girlfriend? (STAMMERING) Wow... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A fedora. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A superdate? Mmm hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
A teacup pig. (GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
after all those stories. Yeah.
after all those stories. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right, wish me luck. It's never going to happen.
All right, wish me luck. It's never going to happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
All right. Leave it to me.
All right. Leave it to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
and I think it has my home address. And your work address.
and I think it has my home address. And your work address. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And it was kind of great. That's awesome, Ted.
And it was kind of great. That's awesome, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And Oprah's tried everything? Everything! You have to decide now!
And Oprah's tried everything? Everything! You have to decide now! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
and so... So now you're worried
and so... So now you're worried from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
and that I'm sorry. No, I...
and that I'm sorry. No, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
and that is it. You're Robin Scherbatsky, right?
and that is it. You're Robin Scherbatsky, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And that's not happy? Of course not.
And that's not happy? Of course not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
and the whole night was ruined. Ruined!
and the whole night was ruined. Ruined! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And they all work with Tiffany? Yep.
And they all work with Tiffany? Yep. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And this is a Turkish coffee. Thank you, Mike.
And this is a Turkish coffee. Thank you, Mike. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
and we... Do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
and you seem... Cook Pu! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you're a great guy. Yes, I'll go out with you.
And you're a great guy. Yes, I'll go out with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
And you're Big Fudge. The biggest.
And you're Big Fudge. The biggest. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Any questions? ROBIN: Yeah, I have one.
Any questions? ROBIN: Yeah, I have one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Are you jealous? No, I just feel bad for Scooter.
Are you jealous? No, I just feel bad for Scooter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney West Side speaking. No, no, no, no, wait. I love it so much!
Barney West Side speaking. No, no, no, no, wait. I love it so much! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney, welcome. Thanks, Jim.
Barney, welcome. Thanks, Jim. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: Okay, be out in a sec. Okay.
BARNEY: Okay, be out in a sec. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
BARNEY: Were you there? I got you, buddy.
BARNEY: Were you there? I got you, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney. Huh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney. Oh, hey, Anita. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney. What? I'm tweeting about you.
Barney. What? I'm tweeting about you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barney's my boyfriend now. And Robin's my girlfriend.
Barney's my boyfriend now. And Robin's my girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Barrel resin? Just go with it.
Barrel resin? Just go with it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because it's illegal, Ted! Only if we bet on it, Marshall!
Because it's illegal, Ted! Only if we bet on it, Marshall! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Because thanks to Ted's book... That's Robin's. It's Robin's book.
Because thanks to Ted's book... That's Robin's. It's Robin's book. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Being single sucks. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
between his wife's tatas. I'll kill you!
between his wife's tatas. I'll kill you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Blah, blah? Committed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. Bowl. I mean, you've had some
Bowl. Bowl. I mean, you've had some from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. Bowl. I understand.
Bowl. Bowl. I understand. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Bowl. Bowl. That's happened three times.
Bowl. Bowl. That's happened three times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Brutal. Really? How? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But I like finding typos in menus. What?
But I like finding typos in menus. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But other than that, things are good? Bowl.
But other than that, things are good? Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
but you're not ready. Tell me.
but you're not ready. Tell me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um! But, um! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um! But, um! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um! But, um! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um! But, um! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um! But, um! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um! But, um! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, um. But, um. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
But, yeah, do that. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Buy you a six pack? Come on, Brad, that's...
Buy you a six pack? Come on, Brad, that's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can I borrow your teacup pig? Yes, you can borrow my teacup pig.
Can I borrow your teacup pig? Yes, you can borrow my teacup pig. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can I get another $100? That was $100?
Can I get another $100? That was $100? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can we just... Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Can you get me some ice? Of course.
Can you get me some ice? Of course. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Champagne? Ted! Oh, my gosh. I forgot to call you.
Champagne? Ted! Oh, my gosh. I forgot to call you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on, girl. Let's go get our drink on! Okay.
Come on, girl. Let's go get our drink on! Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Come on. (SIGHING) Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Congratulations, buddy. Thanks.
Congratulations, buddy. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Cook Pu. Dale call yet? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Correct. (EX CLAIMS HAPPILY)
Correct. (EX CLAIMS HAPPILY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
CROWD: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
CROWD: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn it! How could I do this? It's okay.
Damn it! How could I do this? It's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Damn! I've tried. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Define the relationship. Yes! No!
Define the relationship. Yes! No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you have a phone book? Yes, I do!
Do you have a phone book? Yes, I do! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you know anyone? Yeah, let me think.
Do you know anyone? Yeah, let me think. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Do you want to? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Don't want to leave out righty. Oh, no.
Don't want to leave out righty. Oh, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Done. Barney, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude, we agreed we wouldn't do this. Sorry. You're right.
Dude, we agreed we wouldn't do this. Sorry. You're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude! Right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude. There's no shame in admitting it, Ted.
Dude. There's no shame in admitting it, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Dude... We saw the third doppelganger!
Dude... We saw the third doppelganger! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Eh. Ha! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ever! Finish him! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Everything all right? Absolutely. Sure. Top of the world.
Everything all right? Absolutely. Sure. Top of the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Exactly. Exactly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Fantasy football. Fantasy football.
Fantasy football. Fantasy football. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Follow my lead. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
from a really serious issue. It is not meaningless, okay?
from a really serious issue. It is not meaningless, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Get rid of it! What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
God, I'm buzzing on America right now! All right, hold your horses.
God, I'm buzzing on America right now! All right, hold your horses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
gonna help him? How is ignoring it gonna solve anything?
gonna help him? How is ignoring it gonna solve anything? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good effort. Good game. Good game.
Good effort. Good game. Good game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Good game. Good game. Not good enough.
Good game. Good game. Not good enough. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Great to be back on the show. Good to have you with us.
Great to be back on the show. Good to have you with us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Great to be back on the show. Good to have you with us.
Great to be back on the show. Good to have you with us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Gremlins? Gremlins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Guys, we need to talk to him. I'll go. He needs a bro.
Guys, we need to talk to him. I'll go. He needs a bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Have a seat. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He asked you out? He asked me out.
He asked you out? He asked me out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He did. He did! He did! Okay.
He did. He did! He did! Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He looks nice in a suit. She can handle her scotch.
He looks nice in a suit. She can handle her scotch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's cheating on me. What?
He's cheating on me. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's everything I want Marshall to be. He's everything I wish I could be.
He's everything I want Marshall to be. He's everything I wish I could be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
He's my boyfriend. And she's my girlfriend.
He's my boyfriend. And she's my girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hear what? (SHUSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello? Hey, baby, I'm on my way up.
Hello? Hey, baby, I'm on my way up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello? Hey, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello? Hey, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello? I get her up against the StairMaster,
Hello? I get her up against the StairMaster, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello? Jen, I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello. Hey, Ranjit. Good to see you.
Hello. Hey, Ranjit. Good to see you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hello. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Her tongue was in my mouth! Sure it was.
Her tongue was in my mouth! Sure it was. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here's your burgers. Thank you.
Here's your burgers. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Here's your change. I'm not American.
Here's your change. I'm not American. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Barn. Hey... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, buddy. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, guys. (BOTH MUTTERING)
Hey, guys. (BOTH MUTTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, guys. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, guys. Ted, this is Jenkins.
Hey, guys. Ted, this is Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Jenkins. Hey, buddy.
Hey, Jenkins. Hey, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, man. Sorry about what I said before. (SHUSHING)
Hey, man. Sorry about what I said before. (SHUSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, maybe all six of us could hang out. Yeah.
Hey, maybe all six of us could hang out. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, sorry I went a little too far last night. Look, we've been over this.
Hey, sorry I went a little too far last night. Look, we've been over this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Ted. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, Ted... You can't have to go again.
Hey, Ted... You can't have to go again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, what you singing? Just a little ditty I wrote
Hey, what you singing? Just a little ditty I wrote from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey, you can whip me if you want. I will, some other time.
Hey, you can whip me if you want. I will, some other time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey! Hey, guys. Hey, hey, hey! Long time no see.
Hey! Hey, guys. Hey, hey, hey! Long time no see. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. Come on in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. Hey, Barney. What's up?
Hey. Hey, Barney. What's up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. Hey, how was your date with Cindy?
Hey. Hey, how was your date with Cindy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. Hey, how's it going?
Hey. Hey, how's it going? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hey. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Hi, Marshall. Hey, guys, what's happening?
Hi, Marshall. Hey, guys, what's happening? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Honest to God. Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How are you? Good. Come in.
How are you? Good. Come in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How are you? Good. Come in.
How are you? Good. Come in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How Canadian? (SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How did school go today, Ted? Something bad happened.
How did school go today, Ted? Something bad happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How do you even know her? She was on my show.
How do you even know her? She was on my show. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How good was Dead Poets Society? I know, right? The end? Tears.
How good was Dead Poets Society? I know, right? The end? Tears. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How old was he? Seven. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How'd the big date go? Uh, pretty well.
How'd the big date go? Uh, pretty well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
How's it goin'? Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I am hot! Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I bet it'll be all gooey and romantic, huh? Gooey and romantic?
I bet it'll be all gooey and romantic, huh? Gooey and romantic? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't believe you jinxed him. He doesn't stand a chance out there.
I can't believe you jinxed him. He doesn't stand a chance out there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I can't help it. I accept your invitation. Marshall Eriksen,
I can't help it. I accept your invitation. Marshall Eriksen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I do not love Don. Robin, neurologically speaking,
I do not love Don. Robin, neurologically speaking, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't think the talk is necessary. (HIGH PITCHED) What?
I don't think the talk is necessary. (HIGH PITCHED) What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I don't want to stop having sex. Oh, good. Me, neither.
I don't want to stop having sex. Oh, good. Me, neither. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I got to run, okay? Okay.
I got to run, okay? Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I gotta go. Thank God you're here.
I gotta go. Thank God you're here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I guess I missed it. Oh, sorry. You're American.
I guess I missed it. Oh, sorry. You're American. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I hope that doesn't make you mad. Mad?
I hope that doesn't make you mad. Mad? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I know something we're good at. I don't know.
I know something we're good at. I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I love it! Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I love this so much! Kill me!
I love this so much! Kill me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I said, a bang, bang, bangity bang Bang, bang, bang
I said, a bang, bang, bangity bang Bang, bang, bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think Barney's been single for too long. Bowl.
I think Barney's been single for too long. Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think I'm gonna go small boobs tonight. You're disgusting.
I think I'm gonna go small boobs tonight. You're disgusting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think she's a dominatrix. What?
I think she's a dominatrix. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think we went to MacLaren's. Okay.
I think we went to MacLaren's. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I think you should just give it up. ROBIN: Hmm.
I think you should just give it up. ROBIN: Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought about it. Oh, this pilates instructor
I thought about it. Oh, this pilates instructor from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I thought we did everything right. I know!
I thought we did everything right. I know! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I told you there was no Ted. HENRIETTA: I heard that!
I told you there was no Ted. HENRIETTA: I heard that! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was born a little different. God, no. Brad, no.
I was born a little different. God, no. Brad, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was there. Holy cow, that guy had game. TED: Mmm hmm.
I was there. Holy cow, that guy had game. TED: Mmm hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I was thinking 9:00, 9:30. Hmm.
I was thinking 9:00, 9:30. Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I will. Yeah, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I won. (CELL PHONE RINGING)
I won. (CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I won't be hurt. Can't do it.
I won't be hurt. Can't do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm getting recognized from my show. Robin, that is so cute.
I'm getting recognized from my show. Robin, that is so cute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm gonna go talk to him. Wait, no!
I'm gonna go talk to him. Wait, no! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm Marshall. Hi, Marshall.
I'm Marshall. Hi, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm so sorry. It's just the whip's not a toy, Ted.
I'm so sorry. It's just the whip's not a toy, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm sorry, Ted! I'm sorry! No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Ted! I'm sorry! No, I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
I'm the settler. How could you say that?
I'm the settler. How could you say that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is that right? Well... LILY: Really?
Is that right? Well... LILY: Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is this cashmere? Cashmere?
Is this cashmere? Cashmere? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Is this the talk? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It got Ionely. (DOORBELL RINGING)
It got Ionely. (DOORBELL RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
it is a man in a suit. Ugh.
it is a man in a suit. Ugh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It was brutal. Oh. I'm sorry, buddy.
It was brutal. Oh. I'm sorry, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's 8:00. 8:00? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a little brisk out tonight, huh? Not really.
It's a little brisk out tonight, huh? Not really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a phone girl? I know, I know.
It's a phone girl? I know, I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's a rich area. It is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's called manners. Sounds like she read that book,
It's called manners. Sounds like she read that book, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's disgusting. Because it's harmless.
It's disgusting. Because it's harmless. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's hidden. Where? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's just not that easy. False.
It's just not that easy. False. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's mine! Give me the phone!
It's mine! Give me the phone! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's over. What's over? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's silk. (CRYING) I'm sorry.
It's silk. (CRYING) I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
It's Ted's bait. Bait? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jenkins. I can't wait to meet him.
Jenkins. I can't wait to meet him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Jenkins. Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just one sec. Sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Just the best. Hey, girlfriend trouble?
Just the best. Hey, girlfriend trouble? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Kind of gross. Making me wonder if this pizza
Kind of gross. Making me wonder if this pizza from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let me just go freshen up. All right.
Let me just go freshen up. All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's do it again, soon. Yeah, we'll call you.
Let's do it again, soon. Yeah, we'll call you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Let's talk in my room. Okay.
Let's talk in my room. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
lf Lady Lily... I got it, buddy. I got it.
lf Lady Lily... I got it, buddy. I got it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lil! That's good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily can't find out what? That Marshall's gonna buy her a horse.
Lily can't find out what? That Marshall's gonna buy her a horse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, can't you just let us be happy? You're not happy.
Lily, can't you just let us be happy? You're not happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, let us out of here. I'd be glad to.
Lily, let us out of here. I'd be glad to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, listen. Barney's awesome.
Lily, listen. Barney's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, slow your roll there, lily pad. Okay? Yeah. Yeah.
Lily, slow your roll there, lily pad. Okay? Yeah. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily, volume. Use your indoor "whoo." Sorry. (SOFTLY) Whoo.
Lily, volume. Use your indoor "whoo." Sorry. (SOFTLY) Whoo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
LILY: Well, bye. I'll see you. It's good to meet you.
LILY: Well, bye. I'll see you. It's good to meet you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily! Hey, baby... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Lily? Who? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Listen to the Sparky book again. Okay. Let's listen to it again.
Listen to the Sparky book again. Okay. Let's listen to it again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MacLaren's Pub! MacLaren's Pub!
MacLaren's Pub! MacLaren's Pub! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MacLaren's Pub! MacLaren's Pub!
MacLaren's Pub! MacLaren's Pub! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
MacLaren's Pub. MacLaren's Pub.
MacLaren's Pub. MacLaren's Pub. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Man, Ted's right. It's tough out there. This is stupid.
Man, Ted's right. It's tough out there. This is stupid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, I can do this by myself. Okay. Well, then, prove it.
Marshall, I can do this by myself. Okay. Well, then, prove it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, tell her. We're all friends here. (LAUGHING) No, we're not.
Marshall, tell her. We're all friends here. (LAUGHING) No, we're not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall, you're blocking the shot! Well, I...
Marshall, you're blocking the shot! Well, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Marshall! I'm sorry. But he's adorable.
Marshall! I'm sorry. But he's adorable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe he just doesn't have it in him. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl.
Maybe he just doesn't have it in him. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe this whole thing's a big mistake. Bowl.
Maybe this whole thing's a big mistake. Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Maybe we should call this whole thing off. No. Ted. We got her.
Maybe we should call this whole thing off. No. Ted. We got her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Me? ALL: Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Men Are From Mars... Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine!
Men Are From Mars... Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Meow, meow, meow, meow Cat funeral
Meow, meow, meow, meow Cat funeral from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Meow, meow, meow, meow Cat funeral
Meow, meow, meow, meow Cat funeral from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mike and I are just friends. Come on!
Mike and I are just friends. Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mmm hmm? Yeah? I'm so sorry that we left you.
Mmm hmm? Yeah? I'm so sorry that we left you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Mmm hmm. Social experiment.
Mmm hmm. Social experiment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
My name's not Boomer. Oh, in my head, it is.
My name's not Boomer. Oh, in my head, it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
New super hot bartender. Oh, yeah?
New super hot bartender. Oh, yeah? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nice, Jim. Hey, I try. I'm no you.
Nice, Jim. Hey, I try. I'm no you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, he didn't. Yes, he did.
No, he didn't. Yes, he did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, I'm good. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, thanks. You sure? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No, that's not it. I don't know. Bowl. Bowl.
No, that's not it. I don't know. Bowl. Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! What's Gazzola's? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! No! No! Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No! Oh, God. Where is she? I think she's in the restroom.
No! Oh, God. Where is she? I think she's in the restroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Fifth date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Flügelhorn. Did you do this?
No. Flügelhorn. Did you do this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. How about you? You interested?
No. How about you? You interested? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. The 11th date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Tonight before dinner.
No. Tonight before dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. No, no boyfriend. BRAD: Great! It's a date.
No. No, no boyfriend. BRAD: Great! It's a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
No. Why are you... Guys, guys, guys, look!
No. Why are you... Guys, guys, guys, look! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Nope. Third. Oh! Good for you, but, um...
Nope. Third. Oh! Good for you, but, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not good enough. Not good enough!
Not good enough. Not good enough! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not good enough. Not good enough!
Not good enough. Not good enough! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not good enough. Not good enough!
Not good enough. Not good enough! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Not really. 'Twas the night before this one,
Not really. 'Twas the night before this one, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Now, can we please get out of here? Yeah. I'll grab my coat.
Now, can we please get out of here? Yeah. I'll grab my coat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Of course. "Or the third date."
Of course. "Or the third date." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, boy. What's this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, Curling. It's a sport played... Wrong.
Oh, Curling. It's a sport played... Wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, good. I mean, technically, he kind of is.
Oh, good. I mean, technically, he kind of is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, hey, Robin. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, I love this! Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, that sucks! Yeah.
Oh, my God, that sucks! Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you are so funny. (MUMBLES)
Oh, my God, you are so funny. (MUMBLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God! He's gonna do it.
Oh, my God! He's gonna do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God! Are you okay? Yeah. Sorry, I'm such a klutz.
Oh, my God! Are you okay? Yeah. Sorry, I'm such a klutz. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. TED: Kill me!
Oh, my God. TED: Kill me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, my God. Whoa! He's calling his shot.
Oh, my God. Whoa! He's calling his shot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, she is so on your hook. Absolutely not!
Oh, she is so on your hook. Absolutely not! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, yeah. All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh, you know what, Mike, that'd be great. You?
Oh, you know what, Mike, that'd be great. You? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! So, you guys are... Well, we don't know what we are.
Oh! So, you guys are... Well, we don't know what we are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! Thank God you're here. Yeah. I've been thinking.
Oh! Thank God you're here. Yeah. I've been thinking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Oh! We got... Okay, all right.
Oh! We got... Okay, all right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, Barney. Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay, now, we have to figure this out. (BREATHING HEAVILY) Yes, we do.
Okay, now, we have to figure this out. (BREATHING HEAVILY) Yes, we do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. And whatever you do,
Okay. And whatever you do, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it,
Okay. Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Okay. Pop quiz. What... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ooh. BARNEY: Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pants. Pants. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pelican Rapids? No way! Yeah.
Pelican Rapids? No way! Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Permission to say "lawyered"? I'll allow it.
Permission to say "lawyered"? I'll allow it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Please forgive me. Kiss my husband? My husband?
Please forgive me. Kiss my husband? My husband? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Pretty, pretty well. Like, how pretty well?
Pretty, pretty well. Like, how pretty well? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Professor Mosby? Yes, Susan?
Professor Mosby? Yes, Susan? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Promise? Promise. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Punch buggy yellow! (EX CLAIMS IN PAIN)
Punch buggy yellow! (EX CLAIMS IN PAIN) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Py is a total foodie and Shea, well... Mmm!
Py is a total foodie and Shea, well... Mmm! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Queen Elizabeth II. No, the answer is Elton John.
Queen Elizabeth II. No, the answer is Elton John. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? The Unicorns? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Really? Yeah. Really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Relationship? Bellevue. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Remember? Oh, yeah! I do remember.
Remember? Oh, yeah! I do remember. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right now. Man up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Right now. Oh, come on, grow a pair!
Right now. Oh, come on, grow a pair! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Road trip! (MARSHALL CHUCKLES)
Road trip! (MARSHALL CHUCKLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin cancelled her date. What?
Robin cancelled her date. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, I have to apologize. Save it. Let's just do the news.
Robin, I have to apologize. Save it. Let's just do the news. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, I know you're upset. What? No.
Robin, I know you're upset. What? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Robin, I'm looking for something serious. No, Brad, no, it's...
Robin, I'm looking for something serious. No, Brad, no, it's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
ROBIN: Hey, Ted. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Saturday night? Is he asking you out?
Saturday night? Is he asking you out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Say yes! Say yes! Look, Don, listen,
Say yes! Say yes! Look, Don, listen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
See you, sweetie. Good luck. Bye, babe.
See you, sweetie. Good luck. Bye, babe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Seriously? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
seven years from now? Oh, dear God, I hope that doesn't happen.
seven years from now? Oh, dear God, I hope that doesn't happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Shall I walk you through the history? I'm gonna explicitly say no.
Shall I walk you through the history? I'm gonna explicitly say no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She bought it. Hook, line and sinker.
She bought it. Hook, line and sinker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She did that, too! Now, here's the final test.
She did that, too! Now, here's the final test. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She has no business in your fantasies. It's all I know, okay?
She has no business in your fantasies. It's all I know, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She really said that? And she meant it.
She really said that? And she meant it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She seemed so happy after the breakup. Oh, Ted. So unobservant.
She seemed so happy after the breakup. Oh, Ted. So unobservant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She wasn't jealous at all! Of course she wasn't jealous.
She wasn't jealous at all! Of course she wasn't jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's completely overreacting, right? Actually, Ted, she has a point.
She's completely overreacting, right? Actually, Ted, she has a point. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
She's in a band. Damn, that's cool.
She's in a band. Damn, that's cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Snow globe collection? He's throwing junk out there!
Snow globe collection? He's throwing junk out there! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So unobservant. Such a guy.
So unobservant. Such a guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So you went to a strip club? (CHUCKLING) Busted.
So you went to a strip club? (CHUCKLING) Busted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, are you sure you're not upset? Well, of course I'm upset, Barney!
So, are you sure you're not upset? Well, of course I'm upset, Barney! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, is it hard to grade papers? No, you just got to make it fun.
So, is it hard to grade papers? No, you just got to make it fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, Jen, what do you do? I'm between jobs. Banking crisis.
So, Jen, what do you do? I'm between jobs. Banking crisis. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So, what about you? I'm an architect.
So, what about you? I'm an architect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So? So, that's weird, right?
So? So, that's weird, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
So? That's right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Son! Yeah, well... There's been a...
Son! Yeah, well... There's been a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sorry about that. So, any thoughts on food?
Sorry about that. So, any thoughts on food? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Sort of a weird thing to say to a pig. It felt really wrong.
Sort of a weird thing to say to a pig. It felt really wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Strip club? Strip club. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suits A wingman I can wear
Suits A wingman I can wear from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suits In navy blue or black
Suits In navy blue or black from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suits The perfect way to snare
Suits The perfect way to snare from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Suits They're oh, so debonair
Suits They're oh, so debonair from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Swisher's back in play! Follow me.
Swisher's back in play! Follow me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Take care. Bye. Bye! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tantrum! Tantrum! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, are you out there? Ted's not here, Robin.
Ted, are you out there? Ted's not here, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted, I have a confession. Hmm.
Ted, I have a confession. Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted! Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ted? Jen? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Tell me about him. Huh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thank you very much. Yes. You got it?
Thank you very much. Yes. You got it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks for coming by, Robin. Well, tune in tonight.
Thanks for coming by, Robin. Well, tune in tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks, man. You're a terrible couple.
Thanks, man. You're a terrible couple. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks, Skip. Yo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Thanks. You're welcome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That beer looks a little flat. It's scotch.
That beer looks a little flat. It's scotch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That is not true. It is true.
That is not true. It is true. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That sounds gooey and romantic. Yeah.
That sounds gooey and romantic. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That was a lie? We had just started dating.
That was a lie? We had just started dating. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That was amazing, Lily! Yeah.
That was amazing, Lily! Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That'll be $6.75. Here's a 50, keep the change.
That'll be $6.75. Here's a 50, keep the change. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's correct. But, um...
That's correct. But, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's great, honey. What the hell is that?
That's great, honey. What the hell is that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's okay. And I'm sorry I had sex with you
That's okay. And I'm sorry I had sex with you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's putting it a bit strongly. Okay. A bit strongly. She's not my girlfriend.
That's putting it a bit strongly. Okay. A bit strongly. She's not my girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's rough. Yeah, but here's the funny thing.
That's rough. Yeah, but here's the funny thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
That's what it's like with the Yankees. Barney's screwed.
That's what it's like with the Yankees. Barney's screwed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
The rabbit is the thing you hate. What?
The rabbit is the thing you hate. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Then why are you crying right now? I'm not crying.
Then why are you crying right now? I'm not crying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
They're not gonna get hot... I'm just saying, if they do, I'll just say,
They're not gonna get hot... I'm just saying, if they do, I'll just say, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
This is about me and Barney. You and...
This is about me and Barney. You and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
to avoid on the subway... The answer may surprise you.
to avoid on the subway... The answer may surprise you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Totally. "Or the second date."
Totally. "Or the second date." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Trick question. Get her butterscotch. Correct! Why?
Trick question. Get her butterscotch. Correct! Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Trouble? What trouble? It's... No, it's nothing.
Trouble? What trouble? It's... No, it's nothing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Trudy? Married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Twelve. Twelve. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A. (CROWD CHANTING)
U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A. (CROWD CHANTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Ugh. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh, but I can't. Why not? You have a boyfriend?
Uh, but I can't. Why not? You have a boyfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Uh, yeah, I can't talk right now. I'm speechless, too.
Uh, yeah, I can't talk right now. I'm speechless, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Um... I don't know how to make an "um."
Um... I don't know how to make an "um." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait a minute, you want him to call? No. Shut up.
Wait a minute, you want him to call? No. Shut up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait a minute. You're Big Fudge! Go!
Wait a minute. You're Big Fudge! Go! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait for it. We know you're going to say "suits."
Wait for it. We know you're going to say "suits." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, did you finish my delicates? I got one more load.
Wait, did you finish my delicates? I got one more load. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, wait... Look, we just want...
Wait, wait... Look, we just want... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wait, you can do that? Yeah, dummy.
Wait, you can do that? Yeah, dummy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Watch out for this guy. He steals stuff. I don't steal stuff.
Watch out for this guy. He steals stuff. I don't steal stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We are good. Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We ate nothing but jerky. Drank nothing but Tantrum.
We ate nothing but jerky. Drank nothing but Tantrum. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We did that already. No, like, really big boobs.
We did that already. No, like, really big boobs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We really are. Okay, I'm in. Great.
We really are. Okay, I'm in. Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We should figure out what this is. Yes, we should.
We should figure out what this is. Yes, we should. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We're not talking about flavor, Ted! Flavor counts!
We're not talking about flavor, Ted! Flavor counts! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
We've been on this date before. We've been on this date before.
We've been on this date before. We've been on this date before. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Welcome. Gouda? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Welcome. Gouda? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, come on. That story you did on which rodents
Well, come on. That story you did on which rodents from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, count me in for a verse. Great!
Well, count me in for a verse. Great! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, good night. What? Wait, what?
Well, good night. What? Wait, what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, I still do. Yeah. Not as much, Lily.
Well, I still do. Yeah. Not as much, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, is he or isn't he? Some of both, but definitely not neither.
Well, is he or isn't he? Some of both, but definitely not neither. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, that explains where Barney is. Dibs on his wings.
Well, that explains where Barney is. Dibs on his wings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well, them and Ted. What?
Well, them and Ted. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well... "Or the fourth date."
Well... "Or the fourth date." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well... And if you're a professor,
Well... And if you're a professor, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Well... Oh, my God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What a jerk! You're a jerk.
What a jerk! You're a jerk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What am I gonna do? Well, there is one other option,
What am I gonna do? Well, there is one other option, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What are you doing out with Ted? It's Professor Mosby.
What are you doing out with Ted? It's Professor Mosby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What are you doing? Cleaning.
What are you doing? Cleaning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do these mean? You guys just had sex?
What do these mean? You guys just had sex? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you mean you... Wait... Hey... Hey, what's wrong?
What do you mean you... Wait... Hey... Hey, what's wrong? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you mean? I can use the power of no
What do you mean? I can use the power of no from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you mean? Think about it.
What do you mean? Think about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you think about that? Well, I guess sometimes that's the case.
What do you think about that? Well, I guess sometimes that's the case. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you want? Drop the act, baby doll...
What do you want? Drop the act, baby doll... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What do you want? Look. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What game? The Leafs beat Edmonton.
What game? The Leafs beat Edmonton. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
what Robin really wants, deep down... I'm bored.
what Robin really wants, deep down... I'm bored. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What the hell are you doing? What?
What the hell are you doing? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What the hell are you thinking? Robin, you've got to do this, okay?
What the hell are you thinking? Robin, you've got to do this, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What, what? Is she upset or something? Of course she's upset.
What, what? Is she upset or something? Of course she's upset. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What! I am not keeping Mike on the hook! You are Captain Hook!
What! I am not keeping Mike on the hook! You are Captain Hook! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? It's a prix fixe menu for Valentine's Day,
What? It's a prix fixe menu for Valentine's Day, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Jenkins kissed me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Shh. Take the hit. Take the hit.
What? Shh. Take the hit. Take the hit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Ted, throughout time,
What? Ted, throughout time, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? We got her. It's the craziest thing.
What? We got her. It's the craziest thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Yeah, we were gonna play
What? Yeah, we were gonna play from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Yes, I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? You heard me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? Are you joking? What?
What? Are you joking? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? No, of course not. Right.
What? No, of course not. Right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What? What? I'm not on the hook. Oh, you are totally on the hook.
What? What? I'm not on the hook. Oh, you are totally on the hook. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
What's that supposed to mean? Well, it's like this, my man.
What's that supposed to mean? Well, it's like this, my man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
where I'm an anchor, so... I watch your show all the time.
where I'm an anchor, so... I watch your show all the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
where's your hat and your whip? They're at home. I...
where's your hat and your whip? They're at home. I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Who needs them? (SCOFFS) Not us.
Who needs them? (SCOFFS) Not us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Whoa! Flügelhorn. Yeah, that felt wrong.
Whoa! Flügelhorn. Yeah, that felt wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why not tomorrow? Baby, I can't ruin Tijuana Tuesday.
Why not tomorrow? Baby, I can't ruin Tijuana Tuesday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why? No, I said, "Guess who?"
Why? No, I said, "Guess who?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Why? Give me one good reason. I'll give you 20.
Why? Give me one good reason. I'll give you 20. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Will you call me? Absolutely.
Will you call me? Absolutely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
With quill? Barney. It's a poem.
With quill? Barney. It's a poem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Would you care to hear it? Not really.
Would you care to hear it? Not really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Would you tell me how many dates? Seventeen.
Would you tell me how many dates? Seventeen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow. Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Wow. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, friends isn't gonna work. Nope.
Yeah, friends isn't gonna work. Nope. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, give me two coffees. $3.50, please.
Yeah, give me two coffees. $3.50, please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, I could see how that'd be a problem. Exactly. That's why Lily can't find out.
Yeah, I could see how that'd be a problem. Exactly. That's why Lily can't find out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, I heard him. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, it's no problem. All right. Hey, ho.
Yeah, it's no problem. All right. Hey, ho. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, so... It's just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah, you are. That's exactly what you are.
Yeah, you are. That's exactly what you are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah! So good! Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah? That's hard to believe. Why?
Yeah? That's hard to believe. Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. But most of all... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Come on, Barney! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Like, one toothbrush?
Yeah. Like, one toothbrush? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Not, however, a super time.
Yeah. Not, however, a super time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Or... Or... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Wouldn't want you to feel like
Yeah. Wouldn't want you to feel like from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. How did you know that? And you never thought to mention that?
Yeah. How did you know that? And you never thought to mention that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Much more impressive now, isn't it? Yeah!
Yeah. Much more impressive now, isn't it? Yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yeah. Why? He's a duck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yep. I invited Jenkins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Yes, exactly. Oh, jeez. Oh, gosh.
Yes, exactly. Oh, jeez. Oh, gosh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You got to go. Don't. I...
You got to go. Don't. I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You got to go. I just... No, Carl. I was...
You got to go. I just... No, Carl. I was... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You got yourself a deal. Mmm.
You got yourself a deal. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys are the best. Right back at you!
You guys are the best. Right back at you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You guys want any coffee? Thank you.
You guys want any coffee? Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have a teacup pig? You have a teacup pig?
You have a teacup pig? You have a teacup pig? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You have to make things clear. Run, tell that!
You have to make things clear. Run, tell that! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You invited Lily? We most certainly did!
You invited Lily? We most certainly did! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know what, Lily... No, you know what...
You know what, Lily... No, you know what... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You know... Hmm? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You love them. They're family, Ted.
You love them. They're family, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You see, a cravat is a kind of tie. I get it.
You see, a cravat is a kind of tie. I get it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You thought she was into me? Full on lady wood.
You thought she was into me? Full on lady wood. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You want us to arrange your marriage? Absolutely.
You want us to arrange your marriage? Absolutely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You were drunk at 8:00 in the morning? Yeah, I don't know how that happened.
You were drunk at 8:00 in the morning? Yeah, I don't know how that happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're a drinking game! What?
You're a drinking game! What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're gonna plan the whole thing? Mmm hmm.
You're gonna plan the whole thing? Mmm hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're hotter. She's a goddess!
You're hotter. She's a goddess! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're not allowed back here. Oh, no. Uh, I... Carl, look.
You're not allowed back here. Oh, no. Uh, I... Carl, look. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're right. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
You're their teacher, not their friend. Exactly.
You're their teacher, not their friend. Exactly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your class was on my way to work... No, it's not.
Your class was on my way to work... No, it's not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
Your pen. This is your pen.
Your pen. This is your pen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...at Come On, Get Up, New York,
...at Come On, Get Up, New York, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...bang, bangity bang, bang, bang, bang
...bang, bangity bang, bang, bang, bang from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...I can stay two steps ahead of her at all times.
...I can stay two steps ahead of her at all times. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...leads to a walk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...or the double dating world.
...or the double dating world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...rather than rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse.
...rather than rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...suits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
...time. But, um... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause hand in hand You'll find a land
'Cause hand in hand You'll find a land from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause it won't! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause let's be honest. We are scaring people off, Jen.
'Cause let's be honest. We are scaring people off, Jen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause nothing suits the undisputed
'Cause nothing suits the undisputed from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'cause old Sparky ran out in front of a Cadillac
'cause old Sparky ran out in front of a Cadillac from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause the only reason he took that job is he thinks he has a shot with you.
'Cause the only reason he took that job is he thinks he has a shot with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause then you guys will get along just fine.
'Cause then you guys will get along just fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause there's one thing she is not
'Cause there's one thing she is not from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'cause this one just blew you out of the water.
'cause this one just blew you out of the water. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Cause you're scaring away potential takers.
'Cause you're scaring away potential takers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'cause, hotel room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Neath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack.
'Neath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
'Twas the night before New Year's, and the weather grew mean.
'Twas the night before New Year's, and the weather grew mean. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"'and Intergenerational Linkages in Consumption Behavior.'"
"'and Intergenerational Linkages in Consumption Behavior.'" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Age 29, but tells people that she's 26."
"Age 29, but tells people that she's 26." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"and Intergenerational Linkages in Consumption Behavior."
"and Intergenerational Linkages in Consumption Behavior." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"and treat myself to a bubble bath.
"and treat myself to a bubble bath. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"And what brings you to this nape of the woods?
"And what brings you to this nape of the woods? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Aw, geez, why can't I get laid?"
"Aw, geez, why can't I get laid?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Baby"? That's a name I don't deserve.
"Baby"? That's a name I don't deserve. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Birthday, July 23. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"But how about next week some time?"
"But how about next week some time?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Class number two." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Defusing the bomb"? What does that even mean?
"Defusing the bomb"? What does that even mean? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"does not play bass," because this is clearly your roommate's.
"does not play bass," because this is clearly your roommate's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Favorite hockey team, the Vancouver Canucks.
"Favorite hockey team, the Vancouver Canucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"How many stars are on the flag?"
"How many stars are on the flag?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"How To Date Robin Scherbatsky." Lesson one
"How To Date Robin Scherbatsky." Lesson one from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"I hope it doesn't make you mad."
"I hope it doesn't make you mad." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"I must have you," she moaned. "I'm turned on by tweed."
"I must have you," she moaned. "I'm turned on by tweed." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"I should start taking lots of prescription drugs."
"I should start taking lots of prescription drugs." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"I've already made plans to clean my garbage disposal
"I've already made plans to clean my garbage disposal from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Immediately switch the conversation to one of the following,
"Immediately switch the conversation to one of the following, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"It's just that I haven't had a girlfriend in a really long time.
"It's just that I haven't had a girlfriend in a really long time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Let's go buy something that's bad for us and then sue the people who made it."
"Let's go buy something that's bad for us and then sue the people who made it." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Main Lobster." They spelled Maine without the "e."
"Main Lobster." They spelled Maine without the "e." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Mr. Penguin." "Mrs. Penguin."
"Mr. Penguin." "Mrs. Penguin." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Neck of the wape? Why are you here?"
"Neck of the wape? Why are you here?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"O Captain! My Captain!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Oh, in high school, I was really shy and awkward" line?
"Oh, in high school, I was really shy and awkward" line? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"One block south." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Our" toothbrush? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Our" toothbrush? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Our" toothbrush? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Present you" isn't so bad, either.
"Present you" isn't so bad, either. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Right now"? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Robin Scherbatsky's Surprising Erogenous Zones."
"Robin Scherbatsky's Surprising Erogenous Zones." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Robin Scherbatsky's Surprising Erogenous Zones."
"Robin Scherbatsky's Surprising Erogenous Zones." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"This is actually something that I love. He's a rabbit."
"This is actually something that I love. He's a rabbit." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Three Topics to Distract Robin From Being Mad at You."
"Three Topics to Distract Robin From Being Mad at You." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Top 10 Robin Scherbatsky Facial Expressions and Their Meaning."
"Top 10 Robin Scherbatsky Facial Expressions and Their Meaning." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Top Five Things Never to Do Around Robin."
"Top Five Things Never to Do Around Robin." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"unless you want Robin to start throwing her shoes."
"unless you want Robin to start throwing her shoes." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"We're Barnman and Robin."
"We're Barnman and Robin." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"We're just hanging out."
"We're just hanging out." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"We're seeing where things are going."
"We're seeing where things are going." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Well, I got a dinner rez," and then...
"Well, I got a dinner rez," and then... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?"
"What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Where do you see this relationship going?"
"Where do you see this relationship going?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"Who's this cool peer of mine up in front of the class?"
"Who's this cool peer of mine up in front of the class?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
"writing a dissertation entitled 'Foreign Direct Investment
"writing a dissertation entitled 'Foreign Direct Investment from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL BYMYSELFPLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL CHATTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL EX CLAIMING IN ADMIRATION)
(ALL EX CLAIMING IN ADMIRATION) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL EX CLAIMING IN DISDAIN)
(ALL EX CLAIMING IN DISDAIN) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL EX CLAIMING IN DISDAIN)
(ALL EX CLAIMING IN DISDAIN) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL GASPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL GROANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT)
(ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ALL SINGING) O Canada from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BANGING ON DOOR) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY AND ROBIN LAUGHING)
(BARNEY AND ROBIN LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY CHUCKLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY CHUCKLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY CLEARS THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY EXHALES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY HISSING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY MUTTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY SNIFFING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY YELLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BARNEY'S CELL PHONE RINGING)
(BARNEY'S CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BIDDING FAREWELL IN JAPANESE)
(BIDDING FAREWELL IN JAPANESE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BIDDING FAREWELL IN SPANISH)
(BIDDING FAREWELL IN SPANISH) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BLEEPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH CHATTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH EX CLAIM) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH EX CLAIM) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH EXHALING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH MOANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH PANTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH SIGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH SINGING ALONG) And I would walk 500 miles
(BOTH SINGING ALONG) And I would walk 500 miles from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(BOTH SINGING ALONG) And I would walk 500 miles
(BOTH SINGING ALONG) And I would walk 500 miles from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CAR STARTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CAT MEOWING OPERA) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
(CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE DINGS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING IN THE DISTANCE)
(CELL PHONE RINGING IN THE DISTANCE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHANTING) Canada, Canada... Okay, they won't chant anything.
(CHANTING) Canada, Canada... Okay, they won't chant anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES) After the break, we're gonna talk about your new book,
(CHUCKLES) After the break, we're gonna talk about your new book, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES) I barely slept.
(CHUCKLES) I barely slept. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES) Not at all, 'cause you're not. I'm on TV.
(CHUCKLES) Not at all, 'cause you're not. I'm on TV. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES) Wow, to be honest, I don't normally do that,
(CHUCKLES) Wow, to be honest, I don't normally do that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CHUCKLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CIND Y SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CLATTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CLEARING THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CLOCK TICKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CLOTH RIPPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CONTINUES SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(COUGHS) Second hottest. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(COUPLES LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CROWD CHANTING) Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice...
(CROWD CHANTING) Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CROWD CHEERING ON TV) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CROWD CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CROWD CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CROWD CLAMORING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRUNCHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING SOFTLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) I can't believe they broke up with us.
(CRYING) I can't believe they broke up with us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) I miss him so much!
(CRYING) I miss him so much! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) I will never love again.
(CRYING) I will never love again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CRYING) Oh, God, I miss it.
(CRYING) Oh, God, I miss it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(CYCLE BELL RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DINGS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DINGS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DOOR KNOB RATTLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DOOR OPENS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DOORBELL RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(DOORBELL RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMING) Just a... Just a...
(EX CLAIMING) Just a... Just a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMS) Dude, I'm starving. Let's...
(EX CLAIMS) Dude, I'm starving. Let's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EX CLAIMS) I am nailing this.
(EX CLAIMS) I am nailing this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EXHALES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(EXHALING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(FLOOR CREAKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPING) Oh, my God, you guys. This is our first double date!
(GASPING) Oh, my God, you guys. This is our first double date! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GASPS) Our parents (IN SING SONG) really want to meet you!
(GASPS) Our parents (IN SING SONG) really want to meet you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GIGGLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GIGGLES) Baby, you're so sweet, but compared to that woman,
(GIGGLES) Baby, you're so sweet, but compared to that woman, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GROANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GROANING) It's me! It's me! It's me!
(GROANING) It's me! It's me! It's me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GROANS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GRUNTS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GRUNTS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GRUNTS) Tantrum! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(GUN CLICKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(HICCUPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(HICCUPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(HICCUPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(HIGH PITCHED) What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(IMITATES WHIP CRACKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(IMITATING DOOR CREAKING OPEN)
(IMITATING DOOR CREAKING OPEN) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(IN DEEP VOICE) "That's hot."
(IN DEEP VOICE) "That's hot." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(IN FOREIGN ACCENT) What did you say, buddy?
(IN FOREIGN ACCENT) What did you say, buddy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(JEN GIGGLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(JEN LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(KABOOM PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(KNOCK AT DOOR) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) So, we're still laughing.
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) So, we're still laughing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) Are you okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) Okay, I should get going. I got a date.
(LAUGHING) Okay, I should get going. I got a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) Sweetie, I never have to worry about you with another woman.
(LAUGHING) Sweetie, I never have to worry about you with another woman. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right?
(LAUGHING) This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) Wait! I did both of those things, so face!
(LAUGHING) Wait! I did both of those things, so face! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) Yeah, sure. Anyhoo, lunch?
(LAUGHS) Yeah, sure. Anyhoo, lunch? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) Yeah, sure. Anyhoo, lunch?
(LAUGHS) Yeah, sure. Anyhoo, lunch? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LILY CLEARING THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LILY LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LILY SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LILY SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(LOUDLY) I noticed you forgot something this morning, so I thought I'd bring it by.
(LOUDLY) I noticed you forgot something this morning, so I thought I'd bring it by. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MAN CHATTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MAN SINGING) She's my cherry pie
(MAN SINGING) She's my cherry pie from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MAN SINGING) Sweet cherry pie, yeah
(MAN SINGING) Sweet cherry pie, yeah from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MARSHALL AND LILY GASP) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MARSHALL GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MARSHALL MOANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MARSHALL SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MIMICS HORSE WHINNYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MOANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MOANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MOANS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(MOUTHING) I love you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(PANTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(PANTING) Oh, God. Barney, it was awful. I was teaching...
(PANTING) Oh, God. Barney, it was awful. I was teaching... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(PEOPLE EX CLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(POP MUSIC BLARING ON RADIO)
(POP MUSIC BLARING ON RADIO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(READING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(READING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(READING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(REWIND PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ROBIN LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ROBIN SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ROBIN SHUDDERS IN DISGUST)
(ROBIN SHUDDERS IN DISGUST) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(ROBIN SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SARCASTICALLY) Ha, ha, ha.
(SARCASTICALLY) Ha, ha, ha. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFING) You're trying the "no" thing on me. You really think that's gonna work?
(SCOFFING) You're trying the "no" thing on me. You really think that's gonna work? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) Baby, how could you not want to hit that? I want to hit that.
(SCOFFS) Baby, how could you not want to hit that? I want to hit that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) I know, and if that woman were anywhere near as hot
(SCOFFS) I know, and if that woman were anywhere near as hot from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) Rap poster? Who would that work on?
(SCOFFS) Rap poster? Who would that work on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) This is handspun virgin Merino.
(SCOFFS) This is handspun virgin Merino. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCREAMING) Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCREAMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCREAMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCREAMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SCREAMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SHUSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) I can't believe I'm gonna screw this up again.
(SIGHING) I can't believe I'm gonna screw this up again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) That girl's lucky. Barney was the best sex I ever had.
(SIGHING) That girl's lucky. Barney was the best sex I ever had. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHING) Who am I kidding? I need your help.
(SIGHING) Who am I kidding? I need your help. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) and I met this women's curling team.
(SIGHS) and I met this women's curling team. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) Don. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) Look, Cindy, I know the university rulebook says we can't date.
(SIGHS) Look, Cindy, I know the university rulebook says we can't date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIGHS) Why not? Lay it on me.
(SIGHS) Why not? Lay it on me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SINGING) And I think that I'll amaze her
(SINGING) And I think that I'll amaze her from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SINGING) Asking you to stay The words are finally here
(SINGING) Asking you to stay The words are finally here from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SINGING) Here comes the groom
(SINGING) Here comes the groom from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SINGING) I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking?
(SINGING) I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SIREN BLARING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SLURRING INDISTINCTLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SNIFFLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SNIFFLING) I thought you were going on some big date.
(SNIFFLING) I thought you were going on some big date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SNORTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SOBBING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SOBBING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SOBBING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SPEAKING JAPANESE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SPEAKING JAPANESE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SPEAKING PERSIAN) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SPITTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(SQUEALS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STAMMERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STAMMERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STAMMERING) I mean, how much water is that actually saving?
(STAMMERING) I mean, how much water is that actually saving? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STAMMERING) Wait. So you're not jealous at all?
(STAMMERING) Wait. So you're not jealous at all? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STUDENTS LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STUDENTS LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STUTTERING) I'm gonna stop you right there.
(STUTTERING) I'm gonna stop you right there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STUTTERING) No. I don't want to go back.
(STUTTERING) No. I don't want to go back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(STUTTERS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(TED EXHALES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(TED LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(TED LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(TED LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(TED SCREAMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(TELEPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(VOICE SHAKING) Marshall made me go.
(VOICE SHAKING) Marshall made me go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(VOICES WHISPERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(VOMITING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHIMPERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHIMPERING) There's nothing else you could do?
(WHIMPERING) There's nothing else you could do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHISPERING) You guys are fine.
(WHISPERING) You guys are fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHISPERS) Right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHISTLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHISTLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHOOPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(WHOOPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(YELLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5
(YELLING) Ted! Ted! Check it out!
(YELLING) Ted! Ted! Check it out! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 5