The Goldbergs - Season 3 Edit

A "pormiss" was a different story.

A 10 minute phone date where we eat the same pasta

A 2 point conversion, an onside kick, and two more touchdowns.

A band of marauding orcs awaits you.

A basketball legend and rap star!

A beautiful girl dances into the hearts of a small resort.

A bed! It's the origami of furniture.

A boy's got to become a man.

A broken kazoo.

A car?

A cat can very easily

A cat cannot use a spoon.

A certain long distance relationship

A change of scenery would...

A closet Penguins fan.

A compromise, huh?

A crash course lesson on how to groove like Milli Vanilli.

A day.

A dryad suddenly appears.

A fa ton. Fa ton?

A few guys from the water polo team invited me on a ski trip.

A fine choice.

A focus stealing smother sidekick.

A full scholarship to Stanford.

A good parody song is gonna help.

A guy dissed her, and I saw her cry for the first time ever.

A guy that old doesn't go back to school.

A ha! Didn't make it to the wall in time.

A handsome, stylish foreigner.

A hat. A combat ready cloaking device.

A haunted house does sound cool,

A heaven where you could literally spend

A hobby that's real.

A hot air balloon on your property.

A hot plate to cook ramen soup.

A learning based project and ask you to build it with me.

A legend that would inspire my brother

A little less fulfilling.

A little mom time can help you through it.

A little sore, but I'm on the mend.

A little thing called...

A little too much.

A lot of fake names to get free tapes.

A lot of wrestling and confusion on why D&D is a thing,

A lot of you got baby fat.

A major motion picture with your phone,

A man needs time away from his wife,

A minute away from our house?

A moment that would live in time forever.

A month with smooth hair? Are you crazy?

A month's detention. What?!

A mother always knows. Surrender!

A mother who doesn't approve

A museum of ugly refrigerators. Blech!

A mustache comb!

A new advancement in phone technology would let me talk to Dana,

A new boyfriend? Burn!

A nice one that keeps his pants on.

A normal mama who loves you

A peace sign.

A peer counseling program at this school for years.

A penalty shot at Barry's face or nards. Your choice.

A photographer does what she needs to do to get the shot.

A physical educator later in life.

A poet and an artist, I bet.

A private concert isn't gonna bring those kids back together.

A rapping basketball ninja rapping entrepreneur.

A real magician can't reveal his tricks,

A Saturday really well spent,

A shirt murder.

A small boy befriends a robot

A snuggie from my biggest boy.

A social awareness club is run by a dictator.

A stuffy southern reverend said it's the gateway

A third party did this on purpose!

A time before you could magically download music,

A vending machine at a bus station?

A way to make this your biggest hit yet?

A weather robit.

A week ago, nobody knew who this guy was.

A what? Fa ton.

A whole day inside, delighting in mystery, action,

A.k.a. success kimo,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aaah! Balls, balls, balls, balls! Aaaah!

Aah! It never ends!

Aah! My ankle.

Aah! My soft belly meat!

Aah! Oh, geez!

Aah! Oh, no! No!

Aah! Oh!

Aah! That's it!

Abandonment. Stop.

About a dancing gopher ever made, Caddyshack.

About every issue in the world.

About feelings.

About having a girlfriend in Seattle

About mom time and broke my heart.

About the long distance bills.

About what glitter I should use.

About you. Me?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. All we got to do is pop that tape into the VCR,

Absolutely. Oh, my God.

Accidents happen all the time.

According to science,

According to the school handbook,

Accusing Erica yet again didn't help matters.

Acting like a badass street punk.

Actually, Casper weirds me out, too.

Actually, don't.

Actually, he's based on a real person.

Actually, I do.

Actually, I do... When I play basketball.

Actually, I don't think you should take off just yet.

Actually, I really haven't missed that very much.

Actually, I think he'll be all right without me.

Actually, I think I'm gonna take off.

Actually, I think it can.

Actually, I won't waste your time.

Actually, I'm Barry's coach.

Actually, I'm the one that gave him the idea.

Actually, I've never seen it, but I will now,

Actually, it's just getting started.

Actually, my dad just left for a flooring convention in Atlanta.

Actually, no.

Actually, she had to bail,

Actually, she's right.

Actually, the women kind of invited me.

Actually, there's something here for you.

Actually, this week's been pretty good.

Actually, yes.

Actually, you lost.

Actually, your daughter didn't do anything wrong.

Ad Rock wears a Stuyvesant Phys ed shirt.

Adam and Dana are so wonderful together!

Adam dared me.

Adam is failing gym class.

Adam is my nub nub, yes.

Adam keeps yelling at us and hurting our feelings.

Adam needs you!

Adam says you're gonna haze and humiliate him at school?

Adam should be taking me to his first comedy concert.

Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real (BLEEP)

Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans!

Adam, every boy your age sounds like you.

Adam, it's fine. You can play.

Adam, no, turn away!

Adam, over here! It's your Mama.

Adam, uh, why don't you just play your Cat's In The Cradle video?

Adam, you're a good kid.

Adam, your nerdy brother,

ADAM: ¶ Gummi Bears

ADAM: Hey, we're still in here.

ADAM: How many girls do you think you've dated in your life?

ADAM: I'd like to thank everybody.

ADAM: Look! It's the Space Shuttle!

ADAM: Luck Tin Tin, take one.

ADAM: Not possible.

ADAM: Okay, if you can pull this off with mom,

ADAM: Space... The final frontier. Or is it?

ADAM: That's my stupid brother right there.

ADAM: There he is, rockin' the new duds.

ADAM: This is my tapes, my other tapes.

ADAM: This isn't my fault.

ADAM: What the...

ADAM: What?

ADAM: Yeah Yeah. That's good.

Adam! Get out! Stop video...

Adam! Where are you? You're so dead!

Adam? Adam.

Adam? Correct.

Adam.

Adam. Is Adam.

Adam's at the airport.

Adam's fortress of dorkitude now?

Adam's your favorite. (TROPHY THUDS)

Admit it! You had dreams, like every other kid in this world.

ADUL ADAM: It was time to be a man

ADULT ADAM: ...and a cinematic climax.

ADULT ADAM: ...in more ways than one.

ADULT ADAM: ...Or not.

ADULT ADAM: ...Until we ran into my ex.

ADULT ADAM: 'Cause as hard as it is to grow up,

ADULT ADAM: 'Cause being good at family wasn't about

Adult ADAM: "dirty dancing" Was the only thing

ADULT ADAM: (LAUGHS) And it was awesome!

ADULT ADAM: 33 years before Adele, this was the "Hello",

ADULT ADAM: A lot of people think that because there are

ADULT ADAM: After deciding Carnegie Mellon was too far for Erica,

ADULT ADAM: After getting the best tricks in the shop,

ADULT ADAM: After some sage advice from Weird Al,

ADULT ADAM: After that debacle,

ADULT ADAM: After years of getting advice on girls from Pops,

ADULT ADAM: Ah, the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: Ah, the last week of school.

ADULT ADAM: All I did was subliminally remind him of the song.

ADULT ADAM: And all those kids she stole candy from

ADULT ADAM: And as bad as it was for my mom,

ADULT ADAM: And even though that was our last couples costume,

ADULT ADAM: And even though the Amazing Beverly

ADULT ADAM: And even when you're at your lowest,

ADULT ADAM: And in that moment, my brother Barry

ADULT ADAM: And in that moment, my sister decided to do

ADULT ADAM: And in the end it was all worth it.

ADULT ADAM: And just when Pops thought it couldn't get any worse...

ADULT ADAM: And save them she would.

ADULT ADAM: And she couldn't resist.

ADULT ADAM: And so Barry finally got his doggy sidekick.

ADULT ADAM: And so began the worst college tour of all time.

ADULT ADAM: And so my dad set off to tell me I had a beautiful body.

ADULT ADAM: And so my mom finally got

ADULT ADAM: And so our intense search began.

ADULT ADAM: And so the mother girlfriend onslaught began.

ADULT ADAM: And so we sang it.

ADULT ADAM: And so, Hands Across America was single handedly a bust.

ADULT ADAM: And so, I started my life as a rule breaker, big time.

ADULT ADAM: And so, that day, I fell on my sword

ADULT ADAM: And sometimes you just have to accept

ADULT ADAM: And that's how I made peace with my Pops.

ADULT ADAM: And the memories come when you least expect it.

ADULT ADAM: And then a movie came along that changed everything

ADULT ADAM: And then reality hit me.

ADULT ADAM: And while my mom usually called the shots,

ADULT ADAM: And with that,

ADULT ADAM: And with that, Barry appeared from the smoke

ADULT ADAM: And with that, Beverly Goldberg went to war.

ADULT ADAM: And with that, the three of faced our fears.

ADULT ADAM: And with the help of one soft rock band,

ADULT ADAM: As angry as I was, it couldn't hold a candle to the rage my mom felt

ADULT ADAM: As Barry and I were airing our grievances,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry realized he'd been replaced by a dog,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry was ditching the class,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry was facing his cold, dark future,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry was pushing himself towards a dim future,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry was ready to challenge my dad,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica and Barry were playing therapist,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica and Pops had formed an alliance,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica retreated, Pop Pop was on the warpath.

ADULT ADAM: As Erica sank to rock bottom,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica was beginning to realize she had a problem,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica was coaching my dad,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica was getting ready to connect with others,

ADULT ADAM: As Geoff realized he had to get over his broken heart,

ADULT ADAM: As I convinced myself to build a robot,

ADULT ADAM: As I was bonding with Pop Pop,

ADULT ADAM: As I was facing my first grown up Halloween,

ADULT ADAM: As I was hoping to reunite the Goldberg Gang,

ADULT ADAM: As I was in search of my ring,

ADULT ADAM: As I was losing my wingman,

ADULT ADAM: As I was reeling from my two dates to the dance,

ADULT ADAM: As I was working over my old man,

ADULT ADAM: As it turns out, the best plan of all was honesty.

ADULT ADAM: As Lainey plotted a way to show Barry her love,

ADULT ADAM: As Lainey was starting to panic about her new smother,

ADULT ADAM: As much as my dad loved his new mustache, my mom hated it.

ADULT ADAM: As my brother's dreams were dying,

ADULT ADAM: As my dad warmed up to the dog,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom and sister were flooding the front of the school,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was laying down the law,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was losing her safety blanket,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was preparing to fix my dad's best friend,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was saving Coach Mellor,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom's spirit was crushed, so were my hands.

ADULT ADAM: As my parents were facing off against Erica,

ADULT ADAM: As my universe as crumbling, my mom saw a world

ADULT ADAM: As Pops was convincing me I could pull this off,

ADULT ADAM: As Pops was trying to put an end

ADULT ADAM: As the days stretched on, so were the limits

ADULT ADAM: As the holiday break wore on,

ADULT ADAM: As we watched the same plot done on every show,

ADULT ADAM: At long last, the Goldberg Gang was back on the beat!

ADULT ADAM: At my mom was putting together a plan,

ADULT ADAM: At that moment, all my mom wanted

ADULT ADAM: At that moment, my dad realized that perhaps

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s before we could easily text money

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s game shows ruled the TV.

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, before you could film

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, Coca Cola announced new coke,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, school policy on cruel hazing traditions...

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, the mustache was king.

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, Tom Cruise danced,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the day,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, kid crime solvers were all the rage.

ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, trick or treating was my jam.

ADULT ADAM: Back then, "poser" was the worst name you could call someone.

ADULT ADAM: Back then, keeping it small meant

ADULT ADAM: Barry and Erica's counsel off was on.

ADULT ADAM: Bill had started the mustache war,

ADULT ADAM: But as Barry stared down into that pit of adorableness,

ADULT ADAM: But for all us eighth graders,

ADULT ADAM: But I was going to learn,

ADULT ADAM: But it became an alien standoff.

ADULT ADAM: But it wasn't the dog. It was this.

ADULT ADAM: But lately she had been finding hanging with the cool kids

ADULT ADAM: But my mom was on to something.

ADULT ADAM: But that was impossible 'cause the next day,

ADULT ADAM: But the truth is,

ADULT ADAM: But to our surprise,

ADULT ADAM: But we did show... Ready to roll... Some dice.

ADULT ADAM: By night 8, it was straight up bottom of the barrel.

ADULT ADAM: Dana's ring wasn't the only thing I found that night.

ADULT ADAM: Despite herself, my mom loved her kids fighting over her.

ADULT ADAM: Despite his age, my grandpa was the youngest dude I knew.

ADULT ADAM: Despite that shot at my self esteem,

ADULT ADAM: Each one was worse than the next.

ADULT ADAM: Erica was about to discover

ADULT ADAM: Even if we didn't have the holiday spirit,

ADULT ADAM: Even though Big Orange was gone,

ADULT ADAM: Even though I decided against the flammable helmet head,

ADULT ADAM: Even though I was doing exactly what my dad said,

ADULT ADAM: Even though Marvin took all the credit,

ADULT ADAM: Even though my dad was scared of change,

ADULT ADAM: Even though my dad won, it sure didn't feel like it.

ADULT ADAM: Even though my mom won

ADULT ADAM: Everything was in place.

ADULT ADAM: Except that wasn't the answer.

ADULT ADAM: Finding a new Dana was gonna be tough,

ADULT ADAM: For all of my brother's

ADULT ADAM: For mere pennies, I had enough soft rock

ADULT ADAM: For the first time ever, my dad wore a pair of jeans

ADULT ADAM: For years, all Barry wanted was to live Risky Business.

ADULT ADAM: Frankly, for us, it wasn't the most joyous holiday,

ADULT ADAM: Growing up, there's a lot to be afraid of,

ADULT ADAM: Growing up, we all have

ADULT ADAM: Halloween was in full swing,

ADULT ADAM: He was right.

ADULT ADAM: I hated swimming so much,

ADULT ADAM: I was eating like an animal and suddenly seeing

ADULT ADAM: If you were a girl growing up in the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: In life, there are certain relationships that define who you are,

ADULT ADAM: In my brother's mind, there was only one logical choice...

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, Dana realized

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, Erica realized something.

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I decided to get Barry to stay

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I was put under the spell.

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mom and Lainey realized

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mom knew that some taped memory

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mom realized

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mother realized she had found a way

ADULT ADAM: In that one moment, I had done the impossible!

ADULT ADAM: In the '80s, gym class was not

ADULT ADAM: It had been a day

ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since Barry had lost Big Orange forever,

ADULT ADAM: It had been two days since my dad came aboard

ADULT ADAM: It had music.

ADULT ADAM: It had to be too good to be true.

ADULT ADAM: It started out fun, colorful, and somewhat stylish...

ADULT ADAM: It turned out to be our best Thanksgiving ever.

ADULT ADAM: It was a game of legend.

ADULT ADAM: It was a miracle!

ADULT ADAM: It was a night I'd remember forever.

ADULT ADAM: It was a Thanksgiving stalemate.

ADULT ADAM: It was almost dinnertime,

ADULT ADAM: It was clear if I wanted her to fund my act,

ADULT ADAM: It was days and days of bro ing out with Barry.

ADULT ADAM: It was December 23, 1980 something.

ADULT ADAM: It was educational.

ADULT ADAM: It was every man for himself.

ADULT ADAM: It was fall 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was February 10, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was February 12, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was hour two on the pole.

ADULT ADAM: It was January 6, 1980 something.

ADULT ADAM: It was June 2, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was March 23, 1980 something

ADULT ADAM: It was May 11, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was Mother's Day 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was November 11th, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was November 20th, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was November 22, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was October 14, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was October 21, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was October 31, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was October 7, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was one of those moments

ADULT ADAM: It was September 23, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was September 30, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was the morning of my big show,

ADULT ADAM: It was the second Wednesday of the month, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It wasn't just the trick that impressed me.

ADULT ADAM: It wasn't like my dad to want a dog...

ADULT ADAM: It's crazy how sometimes

ADULT ADAM: Just as I had given up robots,

ADULT ADAM: Lainey always looked at my mom as a surrogate smother,

ADULT ADAM: Lainey may have confessed, but I wasn't convinced.

ADULT ADAM: Letting go of the past is hard,

ADULT ADAM: Like a criminal mastermind, I had created confusion,

ADULT ADAM: Like any great performance,

ADULT ADAM: Little did my mom know

ADULT ADAM: Long before David Blaine,

ADULT ADAM: Luckily, my mom could always win

ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, it was the '80s.

ADULT ADAM: My act was a complete bust... (KIDS BOOING)

ADULT ADAM: My brother Barry

ADULT ADAM: My brother's violent dog allergy

ADULT ADAM: My dad knew he needed to make it right with my mom.

ADULT ADAM: My dad suggested that Erica take a chance on someone.

ADULT ADAM: My mom hoped she could save me.

ADULT ADAM: My mom loved it, too,

ADULT ADAM: My mom stormed into the dark night

ADULT ADAM: My playdate with Pop Pop couldn't get any worse...

ADULT ADAM: My time was running out,

ADULT ADAM: Naturally, my mom respected the rules...

ADULT ADAM: Of all the indignities of middle school,

ADULT ADAM: Officially grandfather less,

ADULT ADAM: Or so I thought.

ADULT ADAM: Or so I thought.

ADULT ADAM: Seeing how disappointed my mom was with her old kitchen,

ADULT ADAM: She did.

ADULT ADAM: So began an epic speech

ADULT ADAM: So, I wasn't a bad boy.

ADULT ADAM: So, this was our Christmas story.

ADULT ADAM: Sure, as a boy, I was afraid of flying.

ADULT ADAM: Sure, it was an honest accident.

ADULT ADAM: Sure, it was insulting, but also deeply moving.

ADULT ADAM: Sure, the change was small, but it was big for my dad...

ADULT ADAM: Thanks to my dad, I knew I had to take a stand.

ADULT ADAM: That day,

ADULT ADAM: That day, my parents started to let their peanut go,

ADULT ADAM: That day, the most amazing thing happened.

ADULT ADAM: That day, we opened our hearts to a new family member.

ADULT ADAM: That night, Erica didn't just open up Barry's eyes.

ADULT ADAM: That night, I decided to start breaking the rules,

ADULT ADAM: That night, I was also on a mission.

ADULT ADAM: That night, I wasn't the only one

ADULT ADAM: That night, my mom had the time of her life

ADULT ADAM: That night, my mom realized

ADULT ADAM: That year, I discovered the song Cat's In The Cradle.

ADULT ADAM: That's right. In the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: That's the crazy thing about growing up...

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about family.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about growing up.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about letting go of the past.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about our parents.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the adventure of life.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the people you love.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the relationships that matter most.

ADULT ADAM: The '80s gave us the multiplex...

ADULT ADAM: The '80s had a lot of pop trends,

ADULT ADAM: The Beastie Boys.

ADULT ADAM: The biggest night of my middle school theater career had arrived,

ADULT ADAM: The dance was only a day away,

ADULT ADAM: The last thing I wanted

ADULT ADAM: The moment had come.

ADULT ADAM: The most painful part of growing up

ADULT ADAM: There it was, the coup de grace of all dares,

ADULT ADAM: There it was, the one word that killed

ADULT ADAM: There were only two days left until summer,

ADULT ADAM: These are the relationships that matter the most.

ADULT ADAM: This '80s toy monster truck was their typical lifeline,

ADULT ADAM: To my mom, it was a time for family.

ADULT ADAM: Troop Beverly Hills was the ultimate girl cult movie.

ADULT ADAM: Truth is, it wasn't how I saw things ending

ADULT ADAM: Truth is, we could never be as great as our heroes.

ADULT ADAM: Turns out Cat's In The Cradle made my dad feel things,

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, even without a wingmom,

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, forming a rap supergroup

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, Freshman Fear Week

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, I could not do that.

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, that night,

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, the only good thing

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, years of power walking made her a power runner,

ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately, my mom didn't build a new kitchen.

ADULT ADAM: Valentine's Day had arrived,

ADULT ADAM: Valentine's Day was fast approaching,

ADULT ADAM: Waiting for three hours to record it right off the radio.

ADULT ADAM: Watching us Milli Vanilli our way through the warm up scales,

ADULT ADAM: We were at minute 10 of stalling,

ADULT ADAM: We were not.

ADULT ADAM: Well, everyone except Barry,

ADULT ADAM: What followed was the worst, most ill conceived rap

ADULT ADAM: What I didn't realize, it spoke to my dad even more.

ADULT ADAM: What we didn't know... (DOOR CLOSES)

ADULT ADAM: When it came to college, my dad did what he never did,

ADULT ADAM: When we're young, we're all just trying to figure out who we are.

ADULT ADAM: When you're growing up,

ADULT ADAM: Whenever they'd watch, my dad would turn on the team,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry couldn't believe Lainey's betrayal,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry finally got his wish for a dog,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry gave up on Lainey, my dad was fighting for Bill.

ADULT ADAM: While Barry was committed to the army,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry was tearing down Erica's idea,

ADULT ADAM: While Erica and Barry were trying to outsmart my mom,

ADULT ADAM: While Erica landed a date,

ADULT ADAM: While Erica was breaking hearts,

ADULT ADAM: While Erica was trying to ignore Geoff,

ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was hatching a plan, I was out of options.

ADULT ADAM: While I had given up,

ADULT ADAM: While I put my faith in my mother,

ADULT ADAM: While I was being forced to break the rules...

ADULT ADAM: While I was losing Barry,

ADULT ADAM: While I was plotting to beat my lifelong rival,

ADULT ADAM: While I was still upset about our fight,

ADULT ADAM: While I was stuck with the grumpiest man on the planet,

ADULT ADAM: While I was tarting to feel this was a bad idea,

ADULT ADAM: While I was trying to spend time with my brother,

ADULT ADAM: While my brother and I had assembled our new group,

ADULT ADAM: While my dad and I were finally coming together,

ADULT ADAM: While my mom had to figure out her place in the world,

ADULT ADAM: While my mom wanted to show Bill she had won,

ADULT ADAM: While my mom was on a mission,

ADULT ADAM: While my mom was planning the perfect place to eat,

ADULT ADAM: While my mom was realizing the effects of destroying my show,

ADULT ADAM: While my mom's Halloween was falling apart,

ADULT ADAM: While our resident Duckie was still looking for love,

ADULT ADAM: While you could easily tape over something,

ADULT ADAM: With my mom officially enlisted,

ADULT ADAM: With that, my parents decided

ADULT ADAM: Without the phone or the fax,

ADULT ADAM: Yeah, growing up is tough...

ADULT ADAM: Yeah, it wasn't.

ADULT ADAM: Yep, I was the man.

ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom didn't take being left behind well.

ADULT ADAM: Yep, the weather was my dad's hobby.

ADULT ADAM: Yep, you could say my mother wasn't the biggest fan

ADULT ADAM: Yep. All hope was lost.

Adult Halloween ended the way it always did,

Adult situations, and Florida attitude?

Afraid that you'll lose them.

After crushing Barry's spirits,

After everything I did, you still bailed me out.

After examining all our clues,

After I launch heavy items into the air

After my dad's botched dance lesson,

After picking the best players,

After school, I go to the mall with my parrot

After some careful reflection, I am devoting myself to changing the world.

After specifically being told not to.

After staying up all night,

After that, I'm out.

After that, no one was at their best.

After that, you can both move on with your lives. Please.

After today, we're gonna be mobbed everywhere we go.

After you called our father

After you use your evil to help me.

Again with the girlfriend! Unbelievable!

Again, it was Mom.

Again, it's very bad timing.

Again, that's my sister.

Again, well deserved!

Again? Didn't we just do that?

Again. It happened once at summer camp.

Agreed. Doing it.

Agreeing to see me on such short notice.

Ah, buh, buh, buh!

Ah, golf. The sport of kings.

Ah, I see what's going on here.

Ah, Mur.

Ah, murray, perfect timing.

Ah, never mind.

Ah, Pops, good. We have so much to discuss.

Ah, there's like a thousand rules. Too complicated for you.

Ah, wait. I messed up. Can I start over, guys?

Ah, women. Who can understand them?

Ah, yes, the wondrous journey through puberty.

Ah, you've improved the song. Let's hear it.

Ah! Hey!

Ah.

Ah. Good. Another one of your half baked schemes.

Ain't that right, lil' yum yum?

Air dragon? Air jordan? No. No.

Air Jordans? That's not even a cause.

Al! Will you help me?

Al. Enough of your deli cookie, please.

ALF: (ON TV) Get away with murder, so to speak.

All aboard!

All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag.

All except for the haircut and the posture, but I can fix that.

All I asked was if there was anywhere to park

All I can tell you is he likes cheesesteaks and the cowboys.

All I did was round them up

All I did was show that ridiculous ass for brains

All I did was walk into the room.

All I have are dreams 'cause I suck at real life,

All I know is I'll probably just die brokenhearted.

All I know is, first, you kick me out of the game we created.

All I remember was the blur of 1980 something,

All I want for my birthday is for you to not call me schmoops.

All I wanted was a kick ass Risky Business party

All I wanted was one nice photo for the wall.

All I wanted was to be good at family, you know?

All I wanted was to make both of you feel special.

All I'm asking is for a minute of your time.

All I'm looking for is a smile on your face.

All I'm saying is

All I'm saying is, you always

All of us... No exceptions.

All of you!

All of your closest friends, classmates,

All people will remember all summer

All right, boys and girls,

All right, boys, let's run this again. What are we looking at?

All right, can I talk to you in the other room away from this person?

All right, enough.

All right, everybody, settle in.

All right, everyone out!

All right, first one to fix that man's

All right, Goldfarb, as you reach the soul gem,

All right, how do I say this? Uh...

All right, I just... I have to go and do a thing.

All right, just give me a sec.

All right, let's take a breather. Who wants water?

All right, listen up!

All right, listen up.

All right, listen up.

All right, look at this movie.

All right, look.

All right, relax. Watch and learn.

All right, so we'll put a pin in the couples costume.

All right, so, now, years later, they're on the phone,

All right, son.

All right, stop your stretching.

All right, swimmers, let's have some fun!

All right, then. I choose dungeons & dragons.

All right, time for a TV master class

All right.

All right. I'm gonna help you.

All right. It's 11:00 p.m.

All right. Let's play for it.

All right. Lord Big of Tasty, teach us how to win.

All right. Shut your giggle holes.

All right. That's it. I've had enough.

All right. Then give her this flier.

All righty. Another great Mother's Day! Take care.

All thanks to magic, I just found my new Dana.

All that matters is that he was right.

All the changes we made in the past 10 minutes.

All the naughty stuff will be way less enjoyable

All these fancy tricks, they're just so pricy.

All this "robit" nonsense.

All this charm I've been hiding!

All this proves is what you've always said.

All three of them! What are the chances?

All us magicians judge ourselves.

All we got to d o is listen to them jabber for a half hour

All year, you've been saying you don't like the guy.

All you did was charm Naked Rob with your feminine wiles.

All you need in the kitchen is food and forks.

All you need is a hook,

All you need to know is you look half your age in those Zubaz pants.

All you, Taz money.

All you're gonna do is embarrass yourselves.

ALL: ¶ Hurricane

ALL: ¶ It's cookie time ¶

ALL: ¶ Love is a love that loves my love ¶

ALL: ¶ Wish me luck

ALL: Happy birthday!

ALL: Huzzah!

ALL: Jordans!

ALL: JTP!

ALL: JTP?

ALL: JTP.

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: To Big Orange!

ALL: Troop Beverly Hills

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Yeah! ¶ Fighting ogres and orcs and the monster hoard

ALL: Yeah! Yeah!

ALL: Yeah.

ALL: Yeah.

Allow me to gaze upon you through my bifocals,

Allow me to introduce next year's new event,

Almost as if they weren't even looking at me... Ah, damn it!

Almost turning her to a life of crime.

Alone.

Already done. Have fun in Florida.

Already got one. Thanks.

Also crushed my friends' spirits.

Also there, and she's like, "Hey, why don't we all party?"

Also, can we add some wings?

Also, happy Valentine's Day.

Also, he's telling everyone.

Also, this lady showed up.

Also, uh, somebody set the birds free.

Also, what's Double Dare?

Also, you'd be surprised how often you use a juicer.

Also, your voice is weird.

Although, I might need you to protect me.

Alvin, our janitor, gave me that pun.

Always be my Pops.

Always look under the butter.

Always manages to hit you hard, you know?

Always will be.

Am I big or tasty? No one knows!

Am I guilty? Probably not, but I do sleepwalk.

Am I? 'Cause I'm pretty sure it's stupid as (BLEEP)

Amen to that, brother!

America won the war!

An apple a day keeps the doctor...

An explosive jampilation

An idiot giving a Thanksgiving toast.

An ion based magma cannon.

An officially licensed school therapist.

An onside kick, a field goal,

And woof mama like that mullet.

And "My dad is a jerk" lyrics spoke to me.

And 3, 2, 1!

And 44 medium sized children.

And a bathing suit Dad wore for 10 straight days in Puerto Rico.

And a butt load of extension cords.

And a few steps back.

And a free pass to Princeton. Is that too much to ask?

And a goofy robot which captured the heart of the entire nation.

And a Merry Hanukkah to you and yours!

And a ruggedly handsome outsider

And a thriving acting career where he plays the thinking girl's heartthrob.

And a timeless tradition

And a tremendous amount of fear.

And a year turns into forever.

And after being in such a hurry to grow up,

And Alf's little legs were no match for my angry smother.

And all about the kick ass Risky Business party.

And all the things you were blind to or refuse to admit

And all this time, I've been using a brush with a handle like a jackass.

And all you dregs, dipwads, and dweebs, rejoice!

And also the only thing that really makes me feel alive.

And also, family's important and stuff.

And an old woman stuck in your body,

And an ungodly amount of acid washed denim...

And another miracle,

And any fun you had with him, you can have with me.

And apologize so we can move past this.

And appear on the other side of this wall.

And as a fallback, billionaire entrepreneur.

And as soon as she left...

And attractive young men went to this school?

And Barry and my dad were sitting down

And Barry and Pops just discovered

And Barry had finally found the perfect gift for Lainey.

And Barry was finally ready to unveil his masterpiece.

And Barry was planning for his future

And based upon my current energy level,

And be the father that you could only hope to be.

And because I'm a decent person

And because of that, I was able to do what Alex P. Keaton,

And become the Alpha!