Barry (2018) - Season 1 Edit

A Bolivian stash house

A Bolivian stash house,

A bum rush?

A bunch of us are going to Residuals.

A certain kind of strong..

A child.

A guy, by the name of Goran Pazar, needs an outsider to handle.

A little blood in your hair. That's a nice touch.

A little story to illustrate.

A man who... who talked me into doing some really bad stuff.

A military buddy, perhaps?

A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

A special anonymous group for people with problems

A total valid tactic, but I think in this case,

A... a man molesting children?

Aah.

About a soldier that came back from Afghanistan

About how life doesn't always go according to plan,

About how life doesn't always go according to plan,

About how life doesn't always go according to plan,

About how you talked me into going after stash house

About Ryan Madison.

About Ryan's murder.

About taking the acting class off the board.

About what? About how you fucked up my entire operation?

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

According to Paco, yeah.

Acting class.

Acting is a... is a very face forward type of job. It's...

Actors, I got three words for you:

Actually make a living acting, you know,

Actually, our next production is gonna be, um, Zoo Story.

Actually, Sally's the one who's killing it

Adjust. Look at her.

Admit he's been molesting little boys. It's amazing.

Admit it, you had a good time.

After I raised him like a son.

Agreemant three in the book:

Agreement one in the book is:

Agreement one in the book is:

Ah, you're my scene partner, bro.

Ah!

Ah! Doing great!

Ah! So, I'll see you later at Natalie's party.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Alapse, poor...

All I want is to take this class.

All of a sudden she said 'I'm not gonna make it'

All of the proceeds from tonight's show

All of your emotion, all of your feelings.

All right

All right everyone, let's focus. Bring it in.

All right, class, open to anybody.

All right, everybody, let's take a tight five.

All right, fine. I'll do it.

All right, go.

All right, guys. Hopefully, you've been working on your private spaces.

All right, here we go. This is great.

All right, here's a little story just to illustrate.

All right, hey. Hey, man.

All right, hi.

All right, let's get to work.

All right, let's take a hard five.

All right, now, adapt.

All right, now, listen. I wish you Godspeed.

All right, so we know it's not 0 0 0 1.

All right, so we'll get some more beer,

All right, so we'll make entry here.

All right, that's it!

All right, that's when you kill Paco.

All right, we're in a grocery store.

All right, you know what? Both of you face each other right now.

All right? Don't say anything.

All right? Here we go.

All right? I gotta do it right now.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cool.

All right. He's a Marine, you're a Marine.

All right. Now, uh,

All right. Thank you. Thank you.

All right. That...

All right. That...

All right. That's enough. That's enough

All the Bombers, they all hated her.

All the scenes they do are from from movies.

All these extra expenses, they add up,

All time, Barry no doing hit. No, no.

All you have to do is do that every time.

All you have to do is do that every time.

Almost

Also, Goran says, soon, he's going to acting class to find you,

Also, I need to speak

Also, Loach and his wife split up,

Also, there's a small amount of money he took from me

Also, we changed the scene. I'm Macbeth and your line is different.

Am I right?

Am I wrong?

An a amazing chemistry at the stash house, you know?

An audition that Ryan helped me with.

And a dead Chechen in a fucking gym, Loach

And a set amount of drinks, so just no plus ones if that's cool.

And action.

And all I ask for in return

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools...

And and... And it's not true.

And as much as it pains me to say it...

And because of that, Ramón had to save your ass.

And Cristobal Sifuentes,

And Daniel Meldman from Gersh.

And ended up going down a little K hole...

And everybody would applaud, then I would beat the fuck outta you.

And everything's so good right now.

And face the music.

And fat fucking wad of hundreds from auto parts?

And got... this.

And have him say, "Hey, there's the guy from the chicken commercial".

And he bought me this laptop,

And he said he doesn't represent you.

And he said, "The Internet."

And he told me that if you leave town,

And help Oksana with dishes.

And I already know where to find him.

And I am thinking, "Yes."

And I appreciate that, buddy. But you know what?

And I became aware that they were taking up

And I carried a loaded Beretta with me into the audition

And I did it.

And I don't know... I think, based on my research, God, we can take 'em!

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

And I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance.

And I feel like if you were really worried about the group,

And I feel like when you're doing it... no offense...

And I guarantee you,

And I happen to be very close with one.

And I haven't heard from him.

And I I didn't tell my wife...

And I jumped down your throats, and, uh... I was wrong.

And I just thought, "Wow."

And I know that to get to a real place like that,

And I know, if the situation were reversed,

And I needed it, and I thank you

And I saw no truth.

And I thought, "Well, Barry seems upset about something."

And I want to say on behalf of the rest of the class...

And I would hate for something to happen to him.

And I would let you do it.

And I'll bet you tits to donuts

And I'll certainly never get to fire him, so...

And I'll kill every single one of you.

And I'll kill every single one of you.

And I'll see you in class.

And I'll shoot the Bolivian leader when he gets off the, uh, the plane.

And I'm gonna tell them everything.

And I'm hoping one of you recognizes the man in this photo.

And I'm letting you know that I have

And I'm not the only one who felt that way.

And I'm surprised.

And I'm...

And if it was me, I would want them..

And if that chicken à la king

And if that's blocked,

And if things go to shit or you're hit, and you're not mobile,

And if tonight, you're not high

And if you could just walk away...

And if you're gonna be an actor,

And if... If I gotta do some time,

And in the Ford, there's this poor Ryan Madison...

And is not afraid to go after it."

And it might just be brilliant.

And it put you off your game.

And it turns out I am.

And it turns out that Romeo Madison

And it'll be done in a couple of days.

And it's gonna be... It's gonna be a thing..

And it's gonna come out.

And it's this...

And just chalk it up to overreach.

And just for a second,

And just now, two military guys tried to kill me.

And leave you here with the Chechens? No. Uh uh. No.

And no, I'm not gonna ace Fuches.

And not talk like this, for Christ's sake!

And now we have to kill him before he tell other people he tell us.

And now, we couldn't leave if we tried.

And now...

And now... you exist.

And our room is up there, right next to the guest room.

And plus, there's probably still more back in Chechnya.

And safe.

And she makes Philip Seymour Hoffman, who's a priest,

And signed for 10 minutes ago.

And so I was like, "What is this gonna be on?"

And start war with Bolivians?

And thank you for letting me intrude on your rehearsals.

And that was it.

And the women.

And then animate the puppet on top of him, so.

And then come back for group exercises upstairs.

And then drink beers.

And then go be Hugh Grant? No!

And then I lied to her and I told her that I was...

And then I'm asked fucking questions.

And then I'm gonna make a phone call. Do you understand?

And then is heard no more.

And then more bubbles come down.

And then Taylor broke the dude's jaw.

And then we'll meet you in the Dodger Stadium parking lot

And then you fucking Facebooked me?

And then, I am... I am gonna keep

And then, you know, I promise you,

And there could be up to, like, 20 guys in there.

And they are sending someone to take Lucky's place,

And they do a wonderful espresso here.

And they shot a guy. They think Ryan was involved with the mob!

And they'll land someplace here,

And they're talking about taking you off this job.

And this guy spilled a drink on my leg,

And this, this is the poster for the new show?

And this... this would be a terrible place

And to grieve

And to morrow."

And tomorrow,

And tomorrow,

And tomorrow.

And until then, we just shouldn't interact so much or like at all.

And we are being too loud.

And we can run it a few times so you don't have to be off book.

And we will be waiting for him

And we will be waiting for him.

And we're doing it, Janice.

And we're not done with the acting class.

And we're not done with the acting class.

And weigh in on some shit that you don't know about,

And what is this talk about killing me?

And what the fuck are you wearing?

And when he was down there, he learned a few things...

And when you need a friend,

And you can't handle one fucking line,

And you do whatever it is you're good at.

And you know it.

And you know, I'm still trying to figure it all out,

And you know, like... violent.

And you slunk off like a beaten man.

And you'll be... you'll be out there in the field,

And you're a fucking murderer.

And you're just now telling me about it?

And you're not coming,

And you're not in costume!

And your fucking creepy hockey mask.

And, bro... they're crazy.

And, I don't know if anyone said anything, but I love your outfit.

And, I don't know, we can go to an aqua park

And, uh these people I take out like they're...

And, uh, afterwards I I hung out with all them.

And, uh, Detective Janice Moss,

And, uh, he went to this theater to take an acting class...

And, uh, I don't know, they just made me feel...

And, uh, I had lost consciousness...

And, uh, I had lost consciousness...

And, uh, you know, these things take as long as they take.

And, uh...

And, umm...

And... and dealing with it.

And... and she fucking knew, she knew!

And... I saw a man there,

And... they're the real deal and they say I got something.

And... Wait.

And... we're sorry. Yeah.

Andy hit me first, Dad.

Any best friends

Anybody have a thought about what we just saw?

Anything else?

Anything is better than stabbing guy in nuts.

Anyway, forget it.

Anyway, it's all in the transcript.

Anywhere. You've been somewhere.

Apes

Apocalypse Now is "Ride of the Valkyries," you idiot.

Apocalypse Now, motherfucker.

Apparently we were unintelligible.

Are feeling right this second...

Are just off the charts nice guys.

Are weak.

Are you all right?

Are you fucking kidding me? I...

Are you going to introduce me to your friends?

Are you hungry? I mean you want a Submarine sandwich?

Are you in love with Barry?

Are you keeping them in play

Are you on drugs, Barry?

Are you one of Mr. Cousineau's students?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you can't hang right now?

Are you telling me that was an improvisation?

Are you there?

Are you...

Are... are you okay?

As "a permanent cessation of all vital functions."

As "a permanent cessation of all vital functions."

As I recall, I mean, I I asked you what you wanted.

As long as I work for them, I never free.

As usual Barry.

Asking me, "Do you

At a dismal treat... treatise..."

At a Holiday Inn in Studio City.

At some sort of airstrip,

At this point, we are highly confident

Atta girl.

Attempting to destroy my reputation. Ah. You know what?

Auto parts?

Aw... that's water under bridge

Awesome. Okay, bye.

B A... "Barry Block."

Back to work. Go.

Baqubah mostly, and Afghanistan.

Barry and Fuches...

Barry Bergman.

Barry Bergman.

Barry Berkman.

Barry Berkman.

Barry Berkman. It's too plain.

Barry Block!

Barry Block.

Barry buy fancy new clothes.

Barry buying laptop computer.

Barry have sex with nun.

Barry, buddy... I know you can do this.

Barry, can you please control your friends?

Barry, come on, bro! What are you doing?

Barry, come on, buddy.

Barry, come on!

Barry, come on!

Barry, do you ever ask for what you need?

Barry, Fuches. Have you killed Taylor yet?

Barry, get down here, man. Check this shit out.

Barry, get them out of here right now, right now.

Barry, gonna introduce me to your friends?

Barry, I don't want to be alone.

Barry, I gave you this monologue for a reason.

Barry, I got your back!

Barry, I'd actually like to share my story with you.

Barry, it's Taylor,

Barry, Taylor.

Barry, Taylor.

Barry, Taylor.

Barry, thank you.

Barry, this guy could get us busted or killed.

Barry, wake up buddy.

Barry, where the fuck have you been?

Barry, where the fuck have you been?

Barry, you're alive! You're fucking alive!

Barry, you're good to go.

Barry!

Barry!

Barry!

Barry!

Barry! What the fuck, Barry?

Barry?

Barry?

Barry?

Barry?

Barry?

Barry? Hello?

Barry.

Barry.

Barry.

Barry.

Barry.

Barry.

Barry.

Barry. Barry. Look at me. Look at me.

Barry. So nice to hear your voice.

Barry...

Barry... Barry...

Barry... when you decided to do this for a living

Barry's alive!

Barry's dead?

Barry's dead.

Barry's here! Hey!

Be that as it may, Sally,

Beautiful, super awesome, sexy stash house!

Because acting is truth...

Because getting clean is an important part of an actor's journey.

Because I've ju... I mean, I've let it go too far.

Because if he did,

Because if you do not,

Because it's one line, Barry.

Because my screen was broken.

Because of the whole war with the Bolivians.

Because of this,

Because rage is counterproductive, yes?

Because this...

Because to properly get into someone's head, it is truly...

Because we sent bullet to the Bolivians.

Because you can't let go of this crazy acting class connection.

Because you spoke to Ge... Mr. Cousineau

Because you wanted to be close to me.

Because you were bloodthirsty maniac.

Because you were bloodthirsty maniac.

Because you're trying to prevent us from becoming

Because, you know, he usually calls me

Because, you know, it's our money, buddy.

Been reading that acting book.

Before he had a purpose.

Before that shit even hits the ground.

Big rat.

Big, professional dude like you.

Birthday girl

Block.

Block.

Bolivian time. So just wait.

Bolivians have stash house in Sylmar

Bolivians.

Bolivians. Aren't they those, uh, short motherfuckers?

Bonnie and the Boston Bombers.

Box phone.

Box phone. Box phone...

Boy, I'll tell ya, thank you for your service.

Branch out and explore new...

Bravo!

Bravo!

Break a leg, okay?

Bring it in. All right, listen.

Bro, you fucking hitting that?

Brought to you by wolf attacking a horse.

Buddy, you don't mean it!

Bullet. "What?"

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

Bullshit. Yeah you do.

Bummed out, maybe we could cheer ourselves up by...

Burn this fucking place to the ground.

Bushmaster, baby.

Business has been going great.

But "Barry Block"?

But admit it, you had a good time.

But after seeing this lovely show y'all put on here,

But he actually carried that shit out.

But he got a catering gig...

But he was luckier than his buddies,

But he won't let you?

But he's gonna be a huge star,

But I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

But I believe in you, Barry.

But I don't feel comfortable talking on the phone.

But I feel like... one lives inside me somewhere.

But I felt like my performance was self contained.

But I got most of the words right, though, yeah?

But I think that you will all agree with me

But I think you gotta think this thing through.

But I... I really... I don't like to talk about it.

But I'm 47 years old.

But I'm coming clean.

But I'm going to do the scene with him.

But I'm in good hands with these two.

But if I do that, kids'll think I'm a pussy.

But if this guy was someone you knew...

But if you want it...

But it seems to me, that maybe, um,

But it was amaz...

But it was between her and another girl. But my point is,

But it was just, like, in North Hollywood...

But it was not him.

But it's not always gonna feel like that.

But it's the last scene Ryan and I did together.

But it's, um, it's fucking lame,

But keep the suggestions coming, man. All good stuff.

But lately, you know I've...

But my gut says we're not finished. We're missing something,

But no Barry.

But now I've gotta wonder.

But once I book something, he'll be my agent.

But Ontario...

But something I draw on a lot in my acting work

But thanks for everything tonight. Thank you.

But that was a weird ass Tony Soprano move.

But that's not who I am, okay?

But then I saw everyone else perform, and I was like, "Oh."

But there are no small parts, only small actors.

But they are very mean.

But they leave me.

But they look Russian or Chechen.

But this... this plane thing is kind of like a different vibe.

But trust me, I've been through this a

But we're not.

But we've made a lot of progress.

But when I go back, she's gonna know.

But who killed the Chechens?

But who knows how long that will take.

But would you wanna do a scene with me tonight?

But you can't quit now.

But you don't care about any of that!

But you have herpes for life. Life.

But you served in the Marines. Where were you deployed?

But you... will change.

But, frankly, what he needs, Fuches,

But, I mean, we slept with each other and...

But, to be honest,

But, you know, like you said,

But... even though we're not acting,

By such a loving community.

By the name of, uh...

By the way, like that amazing bum rush pitch,

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call in sick.

Can I get a Glenlivet, two fingers?

Can I get you anything?

Can I have a little more?

Can I take a shit in your house?

Can I tell them you'll be there?

Can kill whoever she wanted to kill,

Can we just... Can we start over?

Can we please not do this?

Can we reset, maybe?

Can we reset, maybe?

Can you be a bro for me please?

Can you do that?

Can you drive him home? He has like seven DUIs.

Can you hold on a sec? I'm on the factory floor!

Can you open it?

Can you open it?

Can you pause this? Is there a way we can...

Can you spell Yojimbo, please?

Can you... can you not tell Sharon

Cannot once start me."

Cannot...

Casting assignments for the annual Shakespeare showcase, Barry!

Cemenko's on his way.

Check it out.

Check it out. Dude, this is mega.

Check this out.

Chill the fuck out, okay?

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop...

Chop, chop, chop. Blood and guts.

Chris Lucado?

Chris, do it, now.

Chris, he radios his buddies, we're dead.

Chris, shoot him.

Chris, you gotta stop calling me, man.

Chris!

Chris! Chris!

Chris. Chris!

Chris. Chris? Hey, hey. We gotta go.

Chris...

Chris...

Chris's friend from the party.

Columbus Transcontinental Highway.

Come in.

Come on

Come on

Come on, baby, fuck me!

Come on, get out. Go, go, go.

Come on, it's places. Now!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Moss.

Come on, motherfucker!

Come on, you don't mean that.

Come on, you gotta take this class, bro.

Come on!

Come on! Whoo!

Come on. Cool your jets, man.

Come on. Cool your jets, man.

Come on. Where have you been?

Come on. You know you want some.

Coming to see you.

Confidential information.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Oh, and my friend Zach Burrows is gonna be there.

Cool. So like a millennial mom?

Could be involved in Ryan's death except for you.

Could be one day, two day...

Could honestly be a criminal?

Could we meet for coffee?

Count it out, this is your half.

Cous, I'm gonna come back in.

Cousineau!

Creeps in this petty pace

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...

Cristobal Sifuentes.

Cristobal Sifuentes.

Cristobal, how are you?

Cristobal, it, uh...

Cut me out! Cut me out!

Damned if I know.

Daniel Meldman, from Gersh.

Debating the morality of murder?

Debra Messing says that you should only play parts that scare you.

Detective Janice Moss, serial num..

Detective Moss, would you like to...

DHL shows bullet was delivered

DHL. It's actually really cool.

Did Barry do this job with someone else?

Did Fuches just say hot tub?

Did he ask how I was?

Did we fucking get it open or not?

Did you go anywhere after that?

Did you know that was gonna happen and you let me do that?

Did you perhaps take something out of the car?

Did you read the end of the play?

Did you think I was serious?

Diga me! Estas muerto.

Diga me! Estas muerto.

Direness, familiar to my slaughterous thoughts!

Do anything crazy, Barry.

Do I wanna sign them, or do I wanna fuck them?

Do not get in that car!

Do this for you. Um...

Do what?

Do you have any idea what that feels like?

Do you have IBS?

Do you know how many greats have died on that hill?

Do you know man who got away?"

Do you know why?

Do you mark that?

Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar.

Do you see that guy out there on his phone?

Do you think I was good enough to be in your class.

Do you think I'm going to be a star?

Do you think I'm gonna be a star?

Do you... do you have any idea what that feels like?

Do you... Do you want a drink?

Do your fucking job.

Does me being tall make me a suspect or...

Don't be like that!

Don't get cinnamon kind.

Don't get me wrong, you're still a fucking idiot.

Don't let someone lower you to that kind of behavior. Okay?

Don't make assumptions.

Don't pull that gun on me, man.

Don't think.

Don't try and Parent Trap me, dickhead.

Don't worry. You don't have to get too heavy.

Don't you call me "lady".

Don't you fucking call me "lady", you fucking asshole!

Don't you fucking call me "lady"!

Don't you think I would have forgotten that.

Drive

Drive!

Dude, this is mega.

Dude...

Dumb acting, I'd call it.

Eat dirt, bitch!

Eat dirt, bitch!

End scene.

End scene.

End scene.

Equal parts loud and raw.

Even your excuses are false.

Ever since a boy..

Ever since a child...

Every day with "kill my brother."

Everybody's life will be better.

Everyone is a little on edge

Everyone listen.

Everyone will be dead, Chris!

Exactly! Hello! His have bangs.

Exactly.

Except for being in a fucking acting class,

Except for yours!

Except you don't think you're going to make it, do you?

Except, we're not sayers.

Excuse me, I'd like to speak with you all

Excuse me, sir!

Excuse me, sir. Excuse me

Fallout from your job, Barry.

Father talking about his murdered son?

Fell off the roof when I was a kid.

Fellas?

Fine, whatever, but, you know, a barracks in Connecticut

Fine.

Fine.

First time in LA?

Fly in some chicks...

Focus.

Focus.

Focus.

Folks, Ryan Madison... is dead.

Folks.

Footage of Ryan's murder,

For a bum rush, so I kissed them in.

For a hot tub! A fucking...

For a pilot on Fox.

For him to scream at us like that? I mean, I was scared.

For that talk... That was good.

For the Rainbow Festival!

For the unexpected in a scene, gets you out of your head.

Forgot to tell you I put a deposit down on a hot tub.

Forty five.

Four digits, so a lot.

Freeze, cop boy.

Freeze, cowboy.

From day to day,

From our corporate office in Texas.

From this and forget about it,

From what I gleaned from the proverbial water cooler,

From where I'm standing,

Fuches is here.

Fuches, it's me.

Fuches, Taylor. Taylor, Fuches.

Fuches, Taylor. Taylor, Fuches.

Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.

Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.

Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.

Fuches, what are you still doing here? You gotta go.

Fuches, you gotta fucking leave.

Fuches! I'm not doing it! Any of it, okay?

Fuches?

Fuches...

Fuches...

Fuck

Fuck 'em.

Fuck it!

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah!

Fuck you and Pazar! Fuck you guys!

Fuck you to..!

Fuck you too!

Fuck you too! Don't you fucking call me "lady"!

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Thanks a lot.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Forgot my line.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fucking acting teacher.

Fucking boom.

Fucking hit me in the face!

Fucking idiot.

Fucking idiot.