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And white men can't jump
And white men can't jump
As big as a designer label
As big as a designer label
As chairman of the welcoming committee it is not privileged to extend the laurel and hardy handshake to our new
As chairman of the welcoming committee it is not privileged to extend the laurel and hardy handshake to our new
Asshole, major asshole
Asshole, major asshole
Back
Back
Bitch
Bitch
Bullshit
Bullshit
But she gives great helmet
But she gives great helmet
Chocolate shake a days pay for napping on the job
Chocolate shake a days pay for napping on the job
Close the two choose siri
Close the two choose siri
Desperate to what he say do what it say
Desperate to what he say do what it say
Do you use your tongue prettier in a twenty dollar whore
Do you use your tongue prettier in a twenty dollar whore
Do you want a beverage try to mold wine it's terrific
Do you want a beverage try to mold wine it's terrific
Do you watch your ass
Do you watch your ass
Does everybody want soup
Does everybody want soup
Everything so green
Everything so green
Everything's so green
Everything's so green
Excuse me while I whip this out
Excuse me while I whip this out
For the ******s in the tanks
For the ******s in the tanks
Gentlemen please rest your sphincters
Gentlemen please rest your sphincters
Go to desk answered telephone PR is stuck in bloom we have a stuck in bloom parish topping throughput dumford english tucket who could down for taking the irish truck
Go to desk answered telephone PR is stuck in bloom we have a stuck in bloom parish topping throughput dumford english tucket who could down for taking the irish truck
Got delayed it came
Got delayed it came
He's an asshole sir
He's an asshole sir
He's an asshole to sarah comics made first by phillip asshole
He's an asshole to sarah comics made first by phillip asshole
Hello
Hello
Hello would you like to have a holiday is fun
Hello would you like to have a holiday is fun
Hey boys
Hey boys
Hey let's face it let's face it what's the range today losing weight is all the range
Hey let's face it let's face it what's the range today losing weight is all the range
Hey where are the white women at
Hey where are the white women at
Hump or death
Hump or death
I coalesce the paper of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension
I coalesce the paper of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension
I don't have the money in my hands
I don't have the money in my hands
I don't want this cashier waiter and dishwasher i'm gonna be later
I don't want this cashier waiter and dishwasher i'm gonna be later
I just got back from venice and boy are my arms tired
I just got back from venice and boy are my arms tired
I knew it i'm surrounded by assholes
I knew it i'm surrounded by assholes
I like right
I like right
I want to look like a big fat pig
I want to look like a big fat pig
I will give some land
I will give some land
I'm aware i'm aware
I'm aware i'm aware
I'm really sorry to hear that
I'm really sorry to hear that
Idea to it and you find a die
Idea to it and you find a die
Is anybody got a dime somebody 's gotta go back and get a shit load
Is anybody got a dime somebody 's gotta go back and get a shit load
It seemed a hump of death
It seemed a hump of death
It's good to be the king
It's good to be the king
Jesus
Jesus
Keep firing assholes
Keep firing assholes
Knockers
Knockers
Little bastard shot me in the ass
Little bastard shot me in the ass
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Mel Brooks Sounds Sound
Miracle comicus
Miracle comicus
Never mind that shit here comes mongo
Never mind that shit here comes mongo
Nice girl
Nice girl
Nice names
Nice names
No
No
No you shifting ******
No you shifting ******
Not humperdinck
Not humperdinck
Oh man, you saved my life!
Oh man, you saved my life!
Oh your helmet is so big
Oh your helmet is so big
OK hunky high name
OK hunky high name
OK OK what kind of jobs
OK OK what kind of jobs
One
One
Piss on you
Piss on you
Politik politik politik politik fuck yeah the roman sent
Politik politik politik politik fuck yeah the roman sent
Porn
Porn
Sales rose
Sales rose
Search
Search
Someone was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues
Someone was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues
Stand up philosopher
Stand up philosopher
Stand up philosopher
Stand up philosopher
Suddenly he takes the blonde around later on in the titan
Suddenly he takes the blonde around later on in the titan
Thank you there are so poor that they have only one god
Thank you there are so poor that they have only one god
They have my chambers at midnight
They have my chambers at midnight
Understand the philosopher
Understand the philosopher
Up yours ******
Up yours ******
Very good i'm glad you thought it up
Very good i'm glad you thought it up
Wait
Wait
Wait a minute that money is mine
Wait a minute that money is mine
Watt
Watt
We have got for everything the only thing we don't have a god course premature ejaculation
We have got for everything the only thing we don't have a god course premature ejaculation
We just jerking off
We just jerking off
What's the wide wide world of sports is it going on here I had you people try to get a little track laid not to jump around like a bunch of kansas city faggots
What's the wide wide world of sports is it going on here I had you people try to get a little track laid not to jump around like a bunch of kansas city faggots
Who are you
Who are you
Yes
Yes
You are the leading asshole in the state
You are the leading asshole in the state
You said quite
You said quite