Young Frankenstein (1974) Soundboard Edit

A couple of throw pillows

A few short weeks ago coming from a background believe me as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you

A light so brilliant and wondrous and yet so simple changed the poles from plus to minus and from minus to plus

A neurological demonstration...

A nip from the old bottle wouldn't be too bad either would it sir

A piece of vermicelli in a glass case...

A riot is an ugly thing und I think that it is just about time that we had one!

A riot is an ugly thing und once you get one started there is little chance of stopping it short of bloodshed

A visitor is all I ask a temporary companion to help me pass a few short hours in my lonely life

Aaah!

Abby someone abby someone abby who abby normal abby normal

After you frau blucher

Agggggh!

Agggh!

Agggh! [Screaming]

Agggh! Agggh!

Ah but your hand is frozen my child how does a nice bowl of soup sound to you huh mmmmm

Ah! oh my ahhh! ahhh!

Ahh! the nails! oh! sorry

Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

Ahhh. There.

Alive! It's alive!

Alive! it's alive! it's alive!

All aboard!

All aboard! (2)

All right all right that's good enough for the likes of him

All right I think I have it figured out now

All right now now now just hold it right there now

All right then close your robe and follow me

All right you win you win I give i'll say it i'll say it i'll say it

All those scientists they're all alike! they say they're working for us but what they really want is to rule the world!

Allow me master

Allow me, master.

And I just followed it down.

And I want the world to know once and for all and without any shame that we love him!

And infamous.

And it was you who left my grandfather's book out for me to find!

And it was you who left my grandfather's book out for me to find! yes! so that I would yes!

And listen to me you are not evil you are good!

And listen to me.

And now a little wine with your soup, huh?

And now if you don't mind inspector i'm a little bit tired

And now may I present to you dr baron frederick von frankenstein

And now, if you don't mind, inspector, I'm a little bit tired.

And penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!

And shouted to the cold stars...

And then when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger

And where is my grandfather's private library

And you won't be angry I will not be angry

Are going to make...

Are there any questions before we leave

Are there any questions before we proceed

Are you insane he'll kill you!

Are you ready

Are you ready for your soup mmmmm hold out your bowl then

Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 1 2 foot long 54 inch wide gorilla

Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain...

Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti

Are you sure this is how they did it yes! yes! it's all written down in the notes!

Are you sure you want to go through with this

Aren't there any lights in this place two nasty looking switches over here but i'm not going to be the first

As a matter of fact we were just having one as you were driving up what what

As heaven is my witness up

As heaven is my witness Up

As long as I can remember people have hated me they looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror

As the leader of this community may I be the first to offer you my hand in friendship

As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature

As you can see all communication is shut off

As your creator I command you to come back!

At your service sir always

Backwards!

Became capable of bestowing animation..

Because once a nerve fiber is severed there is no way in heaven or on earth to regenerate life back into it

Behind ze bookcase

Believe me, as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you...

Blucher!

Books and papers it is! this is my grandfather's private library! I feel it!

Boy

But aren't you the grandson of the famous dr victor frankenstein who went into graveyards dug up freshly buried corpses and transformed dead components into

But as a fronkensteen aren't you the least bit curious about it

But for what you're about to see next we must enter quietly into the realm of genius

But how how before it's too late

But I didn't look upstairs I thought you did

But I didn't. It was never All we

But i'd rather be remembered for my own small contributions to science and not because of my accidental relationship to a famous cuckoo

But look what has been done with hearts and kidneys

But papa I told you that I was turning the rostbraten don't you remember I asked you to put helga to you

But sir

But there's nothing here but books and papers!

But tonight we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself!

But wasn't that the whole basis of your grandfather's work sir the reanimation of dead tissue

But what if we block the nerve impulse by simply applying local pressure

But who was playing it I don't know but whoever it was just barely finished putting out his cigar

But you did I just heard it

But you have to remember that a worm with very few exceptions is not a human being

But your grandfather's work sir

Call it a hunch

Calm down i'm not afraid of you

Can you account for yourself?

Can you imagine the brain of hans delbruck in this body

Can you imagine the brain of Hans Delbruck in this body?

Chained chained like a beast in a cage

Chained like a beast in a cage.

Changed the poles from plus to minus...

Class is dismissed

Class... is, uh..

Come back! do you understand me I will not let you destroy my work!

Come let's mix where rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellers in their mitts mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!

Come on come come on

Come on. Come. Come on.

Come over here you hot monster

Come! come on! you can do it!

Come! come on! you can do it! (2)

Crude yes primitive yes perhaps even grotesque yet something inexplicable tells me that this might be our man

Crude, yes. Primitive, yes. Perhaps even grotesque.

Damn your eyes! too late

Darling you mustn't worry so

Darling!

Darling! (2)

Darling! darling! surprised surprised love me love you

Darling! what surprised I uh yes love me well

Darling! yes

Dead is dead!

Destiny, destiny!

Destiny! destiny! no escaping that for me! destiny destiny! no escaping that for me! destiny destiny! no escaping

Did you

Did you did you tie off the kites of course oh all right good

Didn't you didn't you used to have that on the other side what your uh oh never mind

Different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes or cutaway coat perfect fits mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!

Distinguished colleagues ladies and gentlemen tonight it is my great privilege of introducing to you a man whose family name was once both famous and infamous

Do you also say froderick no frederick

Do you have that name I gave you I have it written down

Do you have your cigar let me see let me see all right

Do you understand

Do you understand do not open this door!

Do you understand?

Do you wanna talk about physical strength do you want to talk about sheer muscle

Do you want to talk about the olympian ideal you are a god!

Doctor I have doctor

Doctor look!

Doctor where are you

Does that mean you love me

Doesn't the bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue for you

Don't be frightened dear it's just a rat a filthy slimy rat!

Don't give me that! I don't believe in fate! and I won't say it

Don't inhale until the tip glows

Don't put the candle back

Don't touch him! he wants to do it by himself!

Dr frankenstein

Dr fronkensteen are you all right

Dr fronkensteen wake up

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper tryin' mighty hard to look like gary cooper

Eh how do you do I am dr fronkensteen

Ein zwei drei! ein zwei drei! ein zwei drei!

Elevate me now right here

Elevate me.

Especially when there is a frankenstein residing in this house

Every day!

Excellent shot

Excellent shot.

Excuse me darling what is it exactly that you do do

Excuse me, darling

Fire Fire is our friend. Yes.

Fire is good yes fire is our friend yes i'll show you i'll show you

First may I offer for your consideration a neurological demonstration of the primary cerebellar functions balance and coordination

Five six seven eight

Follow me please

Following in his grandfather's footschtops footschtops! oh! footsteps!

For god's sake come on are you trying to make me look like a fool

For my own small contributions to science...

Frau blucher!

Freddy darling how can I say in a few minutes what it's taken me a lifetime to understand

Froderick!

From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars

From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues may I now present a cultured sophisticated man about town

Fronkensteen

Get down you fool!

Get in there!

Get ready! get set! go!

Give him an extra dollar extra dollar yes sir

Glory glory hallelujah glory glory hallelujah

Gone gone! we've got to find him do you understand we've got to find him before he kills someone!

Good bye darling good bye freddy

Good girl

Good lord!

Good man

Good night constable good night sir

Good night darling

Good night darling good night sweetheart

Good night frau blucher

Good night herr doktor

Good thinking

Good! good!

H delbruck hans delbruck

Ha! monsters!

Halt! up

Hand me that candle will you

Hand me that robe would you dear

Hans Delbruck.

Harry he was at it again

Have the preparations been made for the transference yes doctor

He alone held an image of me as something beautiful

He has loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword

He used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself

He will curse the day that he was born a frankenstein!

He would have an enormous schwanstucker

He'll kill you!

He's a frankenstein! and they're all alike!

He's beautiful and he is mine!

He's gonna be very popular

He's hideous!

He's out! I know

Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys!

Hello handsome! you're a good looking fellow do you know that

Hello mrs frankenstein

Hello there i'm going to set you free

Hello you've caught something there

Hello!

Help me! quick! the sedative!

Here I come

Herr Doktor

His truth is marching on da yat da da da da da

Hit it!

Hold on to your hat what i'll be right back

Hold out your bowl then.

Honey did you see I put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts and the other one is just for socks and poo poo undies

Honey! honey I hope you didn't find daddy's little party too boring he did it just for you and he meant so well say you liked it mm hmm

How did you get here through the dumbwaiter

How did you get here?

How do you do

How do you do (2)

How hungry you must have been

How long now two more minutes

How much do you want to let me go my father's very rich you would have the world at your fingertips

How nice

How very nice to meet you constable

How will I know when they are done

How will I know when they are done?

Hurry now we're fighting time and the elements

I aaah! ain't got no body and nobody cares for me yakka tak ta yakka tak ta ha

I alone succeeded in discovering the secret of bestowing life

I am a bit tired after all

I am a scientist not a philosopher!

I am frau blucher

I am man our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our own mortality

I am not a Frankenstein!

I am not afraid I know what he likes

I am not interested in death! the only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life!

I am the monster!

I assure you there is nothing to fear

I began an experiment in incredulous as it may sound the reanimation of dead tissue

I did put in?

I didn't make a yummy sound I just asked you what it is

I do not want to live! [Sobbing]

I don't know what you mean sir

I don't know what you mean, sir

I don't want to live! I do not want to live!

I find it extremely amusing that's all

I find it extremely amusing, that's all.

I have one question dr frankenstein

I have one question, Dr. Frankenstein.

I heard the strangest music from the upstairs kitchen and I just followed it down

I hope you like old fashioned weddings

I live because this poor half crazed genius has given me life

I live...

I love you I love you too you love me I love you a lot I love you honey

I prefer old fashioned wedding nights

I prefer old fashioned wedding nights.

I said he will curse the day that he was born a frankenstein

I said put that man down!

I say there's the possibility of electrocution!

I see

I suggest you put on a tie

I suppose you're right of course I am

I suppose you're right of course I am I always am

I think before we go around killing people we had better make damn sure of our evidence und

I think what is in order is for me to pay a little visit on the good doctor und to have a nice quiet chat

I thought I told you never to interrupt me while i'm working!

I thought this was an emergency

I understand I understand why are you shouting

I understand. I understand.

I want you to sit up

I will not have this meeting become a free for all

I will not let you destroy my work!

I wonder what's got into them

I wonder who that could be at this hour

I would instead cause fear!

I wouldn't think an intelligent fellow like you would fall for this superstitious rot

I'd better take a look

I'd like you to meet my assistants inga and igor

I'd like you to meet my assistants, Inga and Igor.

I'll just pay the driver

I'm a Fronkensteen!

I'm a v oh my god woof

I'm almost sure that was the name

I'm engaged and once he but I didn't it was never all we

I'm going in there bring me that candle no! yes!

I'm going to set him free!

I'm going to set you free would you like that meine schatze kopf

I'm going to teach you i'm going to show you how to walk how to speak how to move how to think

I'm holding on to it darling

I'm not a frankenstein I am not a frankenstein! i'm a fronkensteen!

I'm sorry doctor I thought this was an emergency

I'm sorry doctor this cable came while you were gone

I'm sure we'll get along splendidly oh! sorry i

I'm talking about the central nervous system!

I've traveled 5,000 miles...

I've traveled 5000 miles to bring you the will of your great grandfather baron beaufort von frankenstein

If I could find a way to equalize the imbalance in his cerebral spinal fluid why he'd be as right as rain

If science teaches us anything it teaches us to accept our failures as well as our successes with quiet dignity and grace

If there was some way I could help to relieve the tension if there was just some way I could give you a little peace

If we look at the base of a brain which has just been removed from the skull there's very little of the midbrain that we can actually see

If you don't mind can we get on with your question

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!

Igor

Igor bring the bags as soon as you're finished please

Igor release the safety valve on the main wheel

Igor would you give me a hand with the bags soitainly you take the blonde i'll take the one in the turban

Igor!

In conclusion it should be noted

In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love which was my deepest hope I would instead cause fear!

In other words his veins his feet his hands his organs would all have to be increased in size exactly

In spite of our mechanical magnificence if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses we would collapse like a bunch of broccoli!

Incredulous as it may sound

Inga quick! see who that is

Inspector kemp

Is for me to pay a little visit...

Is that perfectly clear I think so

Is that perfectly clear?

Is that what you're telling me

Is the sedative ready yes doctor

Is your room just down the hall in case I get the frights during the night

Isn't it true that darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until by some extraordinary means it actually began to move with a voluntary motion

It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex passes through the brain stem and to the particular muscles involved

It could work!

It is not superstition that worries me herr doktor but genes und chromosomes

It seems louder over here

It wasn't me it wasn't me

It's been a long day i'm sure you're very tired

It's gonna be a long night if you need any help with the girls please don't

It's in their blood they can't help it

It's not rotten! It's a good brain!

It's not rotten! it's a good brain!

It's nothing nothing I tell you

It's rotten I tell you! rotten!

It's still warm hmm

It's the monster! nah can't be! it is

It's the only thing that can save him now

Ix nay on the otten ray

Ja I see that you are the monster

Ja! ja! track 29!

Just a few more seconds!

Just a moment sir! I know everyone in this neighborhood but i've never seen yo ur face before can you account for yourself

Just an atmospheric discharge nothing to be afraid of

Just think a dead brain ready to live again in a new body

Kill the monster!

Kipper mmm thank you doctor

Ladies and gentlemen may I present for your intellectual and philosophical pleasure the creature!

Ladies and gentlemen mesdames and messieurs damen und herren

Ladies and gentlemen up until now you've seen the creature perform the simple mechanics of motor activity

Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies this way

Let him! let him!

Let me come with you doctor please I don't want to stay up here alone

Let me out let me out of here get me the hell out of here

Let's go

Let's try this one

Life! life! do you hear me give my creation life!

Listen I have to be back by 11 30 i'm expecting a very important call

Little boys ain't supposed to play with fire is they 'cause they might get hurt!

Look at that boyish face look at that sweet smile

Look no blood no decomposition just a few sutures

Look! He's coming back! Oh, look!

Look! look at this!

Loose! he's broken loose do you know what that means

Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life

Love is the only thing...

May I speak to you for a moment of course sit down won't you thank you

May I take that for a yes mmmmm

May I take that for a yes?

Maybe it is better off dead

Maybe she was in the bathroom when you looked

Mmmm

Mmmm.

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

Mmmmm mmmmm! mmmmm! the feeling is mutual

Mmmmm!

Mmmmm.

Mmmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmm!

Mmmmmmmm.

Mommy!

Mr hilltop here with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instructions to has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration

Mr hilltop would you hop up on your feet and stand beside this table

Mrs frankenstein what a beautiful name!

My fellow scientists and neurosurgeons ladies and gentlemen

My grandfather was a very sick man

My grandfather's work was doo doo!

My name is frankenstein!

My name is gerhardt falkstein

My name is harold and I live here all alone

My sweet love

Nay even more I myself became capable of bestowing animation upon lifeless matter!

Need a hand ah no thanks have one thanks very much all the same

Nein!

Neither do we intend them to carry out our contraction of muscles yet as you can see they work by themselves

New york next! everybody out for new york!

Nice and cozy just like old friends

Nice grouping thank you

Nice hopping

Nice working with you

No he won't not this one he is as gentle as a lamb

No it's pronounced fronkensteen

No matter what you hear in there no matter how cruelly I beg you no matter how terribly I may scream do not open this door or you will undo everything i've worked for

No no be of good cheer

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

No no! up here all right thank you

No! no you mustn't!

No! no! no!

No! No! No!

No! No! Please! Just another seven seconds!

No! no! please! just another seven seconds!

No! ohhh! I don't believe ohhh! ahhh! ohhh! ohhh!

No. It's pronounced Fronkensteen

No. Thank you very much

Not in the least

Not on the lips what i'm going to that party at nana and nicky's later I don't want to smear my lipstick

Not to the good people of this village herr doktor to them he is a very real thing

Nothing

Nothing! thank you i'm a little tired

Now come along like a good boy

Now for a little surprise for a special occasion i've been saving cigars take one

Now give me a kiss and say good night no tongues

Now listen to me very carefully

Now that brain that you gave me was it hans delbruck's no ah! good

Now throw a kiss and say bye bye

Now tie off the kites and hurry down as fast as you can!

Now walk!

Now we haven't heard from the one man most qualified to judge the situation fairly

Now, that brain that you gave me..

Now!

Now! (2)

Of course the rates have gone up of course of course

Of course! that would simplify everything

Oh all right seven has always been my lucky number

Oh can I give you a shine uh no thanks

Oh darling

Oh dear nothing left what shall we throw in now

Oh dear!

Oh do you like it i'm not partial to desserts myself but this is excellent

Oh doctor I feel so terrible

Oh doctor i'm frightened don't worry

Oh doctor i'm sor

Oh doctor you mustn't do this to yourself

Oh doctor! the candle

Oh frederick

Oh frederick are you all right yes

Oh frederick if only there was some way I could relieve this torture you are going through mmm mmm mmm

Oh hurry now before I make a fool of myself

Oh I love my pretty little flower oh I love my pretty little flower oh I love my flower

Oh I think I love him

Oh look doctor a passageway!

Oh maybe it's better this way

Oh my friend my friend you don't know what your visit means to me how long i've waited for the pleasure of another human being

Oh my god! it's the villagers!

Oh my joy and my prize from heaven

Oh my only love

Oh my sweet darling oh my dearest love i'll count the hours that you're away oh darling so will i

Oh no no no no don't speak don't speak don't say a word

Oh of course doctor

Oh some monster you are

Oh sweet mystery of life at last i've found you

Oh sweet mystery of life at last i've found you oh at last I know the secret of your arms

Oh thanks very much

Oh that'll be inga herr falkstein thought you might need a laboratory assistant temporarily

Oh that's all right there we are

Oh tosh!

Oh victor victor! we have done it!

Oh what an awesome sight what a profound and reverent night is this

Oh yes sir I was told you were here

Oh you're incorrigible!

Oh! oh forgive me I didn't realize you were mute

Oh! tive! tive! tive! sedative! on the nosey!

Ohh mama!

Ohh sometimes i'm afraid of the lightning

Ohhh grrr! grrr! grrrrr! ruff! oof!

Ohhh this is a nice boy this is a good boy this is a mother's angel

On the good doctor...

Oof! hello would you like to have a roll in the hay it's fun roll roll roll in the hay oh!

Oof! what was that

Ooh sounds like uh to give! sed a give! give him a sed a give!

Ooper dooper!

Open this goddamn door or i'll kick your rotten heads in!

Or or to wait just a little while longer when I can give myself to you without hesitation when I can be totally and unashamedly and legally yours

Ovaltine

Pardon me boy is this the transylvania station

Penny for your thoughts

People laugh at you people hate you but why do they hate you because they are jealous!

Please I beg you! for safety's sake don't humiliate him!

Please my creation!

Please, my creation!

Put that man down!

Put the candle back!

Put ze candle back!

Quick give him the quick give him the

Quick!

Quick! catch him!

Quick! quick give him the

Quiet dignity and grace

Ready yes I think yes

Reflex movements are those which are made independently of the will but are carried out along pathways which pass between the peripheral nervous system and the central nervous system

Remain in your seats I beg you! we are not children here we are scientists!

Reputation reputation

Rubbish!

Say nothing act casual

Second syllable little word zis zat zhe

Sed a give

Sed a give!

See mama was right

Shh!

Shh! there is a light coming from behind that door follow me

Sit down sit down!

So then what we're aiming for is a being approximately seven feet in height with all features either congenitally or artificially proportionate in size

So this is where it all happened

Some warm milk perhaps no thank you very much no thanks

Something like this

Something like... this?

Something of that incident when I was a student...

Sometimes in our preoccupation with worldly matters we tend to forget the simple pleasures the basis for true happiness

Son of a bitch bastard! I'll get you for this!

Son of a bitch bastard! i'll get you for this! what did you do to me what did you do to me

Speak! speak! why don't you speak

Stand back

Stand back!

Stand back! stand back for the love of god! he has a rotten brain!

Stand on your feet

Stand... on your feet

Stay close to the candles the staircase can be treacherous

Steady!

Stop it doctor stop it! you'll kill him!

Stop that i'm talking about the luggage

Stop! don't come closer!

Such strange goings on

Suit yourself i'm easy

Sweet dreams darling sweet dreams good night don't let the bedbugs bite

Switching off!

Taffeta darling taffeta sweetheart no the dress is taffeta it wrinkles so easily oh

Take out the candle and i'll block the bookcase with my body

Thank god you put helga to bed

Thank heavens that's over with

Thank you lord! thank you!

Thank you very much constable

Thank you you are entirely welcome

Thank you.

That any more than common injury to the nerve root is always serious

That goes without saying

That he was born a Frankenstein!

That music! yes it's in your blood it's in the blood of all frankensteins it reaches the soul when words are useless

That this might be our man.

That was your cigar smoldering in the ashtray! yes!

That young Frankenstein is indeed...

That's a tough choice you're a tough guy

That's enough now! I will not have this meeting become a free for all

That's fronkensteen

That's fronkensteen I beg your pardon my name it's pronounced fronkensteen

That's the ticket! yes

The baron's medical library.

The Creature!

The doctor said to allow 15 minutes not one second more or less

The hair! the hair! just been set sorry sorry

The poor lifeless hulk

The so called brain stem consists of the midbrain a rounded protrusion called the pons and a stalk tapering downwards called the medulla oblongata

Then I will say good night good night!

Then it was you all the time! yes!

Then you and victor were yes! yes! say it! he was my boyfriend!

There's only one answer

There's that horrid man again

These are serious charges you're making and all the more painful to us your elders because we still have nightmares from five times before

They looked at my face and my body...

They wanted to hurt you but i'm going to help you

Think you'll be more comfortable in the rear oh

This is my assistant inga may I present frau blucher

This is my financier elizabeth oh i'm so happy to meet you at last uh financee

This is the 20th century kemp monsters are passe like ghosts and goblins

This is the moment

This is the only library I know of dr frankenstone fronkensteen

This is your room it was your grandfather victor's room I see

This man is different I tell you you can see that after you talk to him for five minutes!

This was victor's the baron's medical library

This way.

Three syllables first syllable sounds like head! uh sounds like head! bed! uh sed! sed! sed! sed!

Throw it I say! throw it!

Throw the main switch!

Throw the second switch!

Throw the third switch! not the third switch

To the lumberyard!

Together you and I are going to make the greatest single contribution to science since the creation of fire!

Tonight we shall ascend into the heavens

Turn everything off and bring me down!

Uh check the generator yes master

Uh dr frank fronkensteen yes

Uh huh uh huh good good yes sir

Uh sed a sed a dirty word! he said a dirty word!

Uh well I assist dr frankenstein in the laboratory we have intellectual discussions und we

Uh would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in

Uh you know I don't mean to embarrass you but i'm a rather brilliant surgeon perhaps I could help you with that hump what hump

Uh you were sent by herr falkstein weren't you

Uh, sounds like head! Bed! Uh, sed!

Und

Und just who do you think you are that you order these people about

Und now let us all go to my house for a little sponge cake und a little wine! und shit!

Und once you get one started...

Und to have a nice, quiet chat.

Until from the midst of this darkness a sudden light broke in upon me

Until we meet again herr baron

Very good since our lab work today is a demonstration of just that distinction why don't we proceed

Very well I think you can find the way out by yourself can't you of course

W w w wow! w w w w wow!

Wait master it might be dangerous you go first

Wait! a toast a toast to yes! to long friendship

Wait! wait! where are you going I was going to make espresso

Walk heel to toe

Walk this way this way

We are not aware of these impulses

We had better confirm the fact that young frankenstein is indeed following in his grandfather's footschtops!

We shall command the thunders!

We shall command the thunders!

We shall mock the earthquake

We shall mock the earthquake.

We've all of us got to behave normally.

Well dear are you ready yes doctor

Well I guess this is it

Well i'm constable henry sir pleased to meet you

Well if you have everything in hand sir i'll say good night

Well it seems as if our mysterious violinist has disa p disa what appeared

Well let's turn in

Well let's turn in ohhh!

Well now look here if it wasn't you and it wasn't you

Well sir i'm not sure I understand the distinction between reflexive and voluntary nerve impulses

Well then I may give the villagers your complete assurance that you have no interest whatsoever in carrying on your grandfather's work

Well there it is home

Well there seem to be quite a few books

Well these books are all very general any doctor might have them in his study

Well they were wrong then weren't they

Well this explains the music

Well this is of course an entirely different situation

Well this was fun

Well we'll see good night

Well why isn't it froderick fronkensteen it isn't it's frederick fronkensteen

Well yes but I thought perhaps tonight under the circumstances I might stay here with you

Well you might say but this is transylvania und you are a frankenstein

Well you must've been the tallest in your class

Well, dear...

Well, it seems as if our mysterious violinist...

Well, there it is

Werewolf there what there wolf there castle

Werewolf!

What a filthy job! could be worse how could be raining

What a filthy mess! I don't know a little paint a few flowers a couple of throw pillows

What are you doing

What are you doing oh! oh you can't be serious

What did he say

What do you want me to do about it

What elizabeth here tonight

What give him the what

What have I done oh god in heaven what have I done

What I have to offer you might possibly be the gateway to immortality

What is it

What is it (2)

What is it what's the matter

What is it what's the matter is it that music it's probably just from some nearby cottage nothing to worry about

What is it?

What is this place music room

What is this schwartzwalder kirsch torte

What knockers! oh! thank you doctor

What no no no fire is good

What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance

What three syllables yes

What time is it almost time

What would I do without you

What? Give him the what?

What's that noise I don't know

What's that strange music I have no idea but it seems to be coming from behind ze bookcase

What's the hurry there's the possibility of electrocution! do you understand

What's the matter with you people I was joking! don't you know a joke when you hear one ha ha ha ha!

What's the matter you're afraid of this little fire this can't hurt you see

What's your name mmmmm I didn't get that mmmmm

Whatever that music is it's coming from down there

When I can give myself to you without hesitation...

When I give the word throw the first switch!

When monster is loose boards must be tight ahhh there

When stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea...

Where am i

Where are you going to wash up i've got to look normal we've all of us got to behave normally

Where are you going where oh you men are all alike! seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys to boast and brag!

Where is it where is it what there's always a device if I could just spot the triggering mechanism

Which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp just at the swelling on the posterior nerve roots for oh say five or six seconds

Which pass between the peripheral nervous system...

Which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum and becomes of course the spinal cord

Who are you talking to to you

Who are you what do you want what are you going to do to me

Why are you shouting?

Why are you talking that way I thought you wanted to no I don't want to

Why look you haven't even touched your food there! now i've touched it happy

Why the worm sir

Why you mother grabbing bastard!

Why you're chilled to the bone sir! a nice warm fire would be the thing for you yes yes

Will you talk to us please

With a voluntary motion?

With all of your might shove against the other side of the bookcase

With all this monster business I take no chances I remember the last time

With all this monster business, I take no chances.

With such a specimen for a body all we need now is an equally magnificent brain

With such a specimen for a body...

Won't you try all right

Woof!

Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring no thank you

Would you excuse me for one minute dear

Would you raise your left knee please

Would you want me like this now so soon before our wedding so near we can almost touch it

Yes

Yes doctor

Yes drop by any time we are always open

Yes I am dr frederick fronkensteen newly arrived from america

Yes I will go prepare her room at once

Yes it seems to me I did read something of that incident when I was a student

Yes master

Yes master (2)

Yes master (3)

Yes master (4)

Yes my grandfather used to work for your grandfather

Yes well I know what it means to be cold and hungry yes and how much it means to have some kindness from a stranger

Yes yes raise the platform oh the platform! oh that! ja! yes

Yes yes yes ohhh and now a little wine with your soup huh

Yes, Doctor.

Yes, it seems to me I did read...

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! whoa! whoa boy!

Yes! Yes! It's all written down in the notes!

Yes! yes! yes! we all know what he did

Yes! Yes! Yes! We all know what he did.

Yes?

Yet as I demonstrated in my lecture last week if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen

You bet your boots it does

You bet your boots it does.

You better keep your mouth shut!

You can do it

You can do it! you can do it!

You didn't look upstairs