Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) Soundboard Edit

After being engaged to my daughter for only five years...

All right, you don't have to touch anything.

And above all, he will never give up.

And forcing me to say things I would never say...

And I have always wanted you.

And stop that.

And then I will possess she whom you love the most...

And you will never leave this attic alive.

Arrogant mortal.

Back, unholy demon of the night.

Back.

Big finish.

Bit Lucy on the neck, and drank of her blood?

But you have such a lovely ucipital mapilary.

Closer, you silly boy.

Do you recall being bitten?

Don't dawdle.

Don't worry, miss. I'm coming.

Dr. Seward will believe I'm not insane.

Driver..

Essie...

Excuse us, my dear.

Finally we can be together.

For pathological clues.

For that you'll watch...

Get him!

Get in there, you filthy degenerate!

Good for you. Staunch fellow.

Good. Now go.

He called Dracula master

He has the wisdom of centuries.

He went into the chapel

Hello. I must have dropped off.

Here

I confess I'm not accustomed to these Transylvanian roads.

I don't know. She's frightfully pale and wan.

I have moved my coffin to the abandoned chapel...

I like the way you think, my dear.

I must move the coffin or the chandelier.

I say, Jonathan. What are you doing?

I think it was an insect.

I was detained at my asylum.

I will give you lives.

I'm sorry, my dear...

I'm very impressed, Van Helsing. You speak the ancient Moldavian.

In such close quarters, I feel compelled to introduce myself.

Insects, flies, spiders.

It is getting late.

It is proof, my unfortunate friend...

It is so bright...

It will give him a feeling of accomplishment.

Jonathan, please help me.

Jonathan.

Just as I thought.

Lost them.

May angels' voices sing thee to thy rest.

My God, man.

No, I led them in the wrong direction.

No, it's nothing.

No, stop it at once.

No, thank you

Nothing but a filthy pervert. Martin.

Now drive it through his heart.

Of what I tell you.

Oh, dear.

One moment I was on guard, wide awake...

Professor, 10 out of 10.

Renfield will go straight to Dracula.

She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?

She's Italian?

Sign here.

Soon you will be my bride for eternity.

Sorry I'm late, my dear.

Sorry, sir.

Such arrogance.

That the organs have gone from a nice healthy pink...

That your daughter has been corrupted...

The ball's been in progress for over an hour.

The creature is repelled by garlic.

The only man found alive on that schooner that drifted into Whitby Harbor.

Then put him in a straitjacket.

There's so much blood.

They are too late.

Until it has drained her of every last drop.

We'll be just down the hall in the study.

We're sorry, but we heard a noise in the bushes below your window.

We've searched every inch of the room, and there's no sign of forcible entry.

What about that dream?

What are you doing out in the daytime?

What are you on about?

What have I done to poor Lucy?

What is going on here?

What is happening? I cannot be up during the daylight.

What was that?

What we are dealing with here is...

Where do you think you're going?

With sleep.

Yes, my dear.

Yes, sir.

Yes! And no.

Yes.

Yes. I am cured.

You are a very wise man, Van Helsing...

You have released her, my boy.

You look absolutely peaked.

You will receive no tip.

You'll stay here till you rot.

But, sir... Out, I said!

Famished. Help yourself.

He gives me the shivers. Oh, yes.

Here. Clean yourself up. Thank you.

It's Lucy. What's the matter with her?

No offense. I understand

Nothing out here. Nothing amiss here, either.

Of what? My theory.

Shouldn't we rouse her? Yes, perhaps you're right.

Such a bounty. Yes.

Yes, I'm going to the castle. Castle?

Yes. He's having a conniption fit.

You grabbed something from the table. I did not.

You must not go. Why not?