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All I've had today is like 6 gummy bears and some Scotch.
And I counted him. So keep your mitts off.
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Archer, come out to play #archer #berry #rivel #fight #bots #cyborg #tease #taunt #egg on #play time #battle #warriors #reference #joke #come out #annoy #pester #harass #taunting #rage #badger #beat #
BEATCH #carol #cheryl #share #bitch #beatch #archer
Black ass son of a bitch, not you giant African man I'm I'm sorry. Can I offer you a drink?
Call Me For That Drink #archer #twins #sisters #drinks #call me #lets go out #hookup #date
Can I offer you a drink?
Dane Cook of Martial Arts? #cyril #archer #dane cook #martial arts #karate
Dead inside #poison #malory #archer #dead inside
Dead People on Fire #dead people #fire #archer
Do You Think That's Wise #archer #cheryl #carol #charlene #cristal #ostrich #think so #if youre sure #really
Erection for King! #archer #erection #for you #whoa #hold up #stop #king
Except to pass me one up here.
Finally Nail YYZ? #archer #krieger #yyz #nail #rush #neil peart
Fort Kick Ass #archer #fort #kickass #krieger #are you talking to me
Get In My Vagina #get in my vagina #do me #agent in command #lana #archer #whore #well used
Go Fuck Yourself #go fuck yourself #fuck off #leave me alone #go away #archer
God that is just classic her.
Gummy Bears and Scotch #hungry #archer #food #gummy bears #scotch
Hello #archer #hello #hi #hiya #hey
Hello #archer #hello #hi #howdy #hey #whats up
Hello, Airplanes? #archer #mallory #airplanes #blimps #you win #flying
Hello.
Hes Got An Erection #erection #boner #hard on #archer #lana
Hey everyone, Sterling Archer here.
Hey you #archer #hey #hello #hi #howdy #hiya
Hey! Phrasing! #phrasing #archer #thats what she said
How about this expensive prostitute?
How did I spend that much money #broke #spent #shopping #money #spent too much #black friday #archer #cyber monday
How I Like My Women #krieger #archer #how i like my women #black #bitter #fair trade #demands #problem solver
Hurry it up alright.
I am awesome #awesome #i am great #excited #h jon benjamin #mustache #amazing
I can't hear you.
I can't talk now #archer #cant talk #cyril #h jon benjamin #call later #busy
I cheated not only that, but also somehow irreparable brain damage.
I don't have one of those #dont have that #what are you talking about #confusion #h jon benjamin
I Paid Her, I Carry Her Corpse #archer #cyril #hooker #dead #bros #carry
I was gonna say Bitchee Ann period E. But then I thought better of it poop.
I'll tell her to call you #archer #cyril #h jon benjamin #ill tell her to call #message
I'm a little late #a little late #really #archer #be on time #late #waiting
I'm Not an Idiot #archer #woodhouse #not an idiot #idiot #youre dumb
I'm Randy Magnum local Emmy winning cameraman, an nationally ranked pro kitesurfer
I'm serious, we can go underground, get new identities, and spend the rest of our lives together. Lana will be a family. You need the baby and you're not that weird looking vagina.
I've thought through every aspect of the mission.
If this goes tits up #tits up #upvote #upvote because girl
Inappropriate Laugh #bad laugh #inappropriate timing #archer #lana #sorry #not sorry #uncomfortable
Ironic isn't it? #cyril #archer #ironic #irony #this is ironic
Is it a dog?
Is that a dog?
Isn't that convenient? #how convenient
LANA! #archer #lana
Margarita Ingredients #margarita #tequila #drinking #ingredients #archer
Mind Blown #archer #mind blown #without a clue #bewildered #lost
Obsession with me! #archer #lana #obsessed #obsession #obsessed with me #love me #cant get over me #clinger
Oh adorable, now get the hell outta here.
Oh great thanks Mother for replacing the baby. Aspirin with LSD.
Oh my God, you killed a hooker.
Oh nice to meet you Mrs. Hello my kids from a sperm bank since I can't keep a man because in addition to my jillion neurosis I have a weird looking vagina.
Oh Ok Then #archer #oh ok #ok #angry response #annoyed response
Pele of Anal #pele of anal #chick #lana #archer #sex
Rampage!!!! #archer #rampage #h jon benjamin #pumped up #excited
Rude Not To Eat Her Pie #archer #pie #innuendo #woman #pervert
Seal The Exits! #krieger #archer #seal the exits #escape #dont leave
Sex Tape of Mother #archer #sex tape #mother #puke
Shut up, I have to go, but if I find one single dog here when I get back I'll rub sand and you're dead little eyes.
Snorting Ok #charlene #ok #snorting #unbelievable #cartoon
So that was figuratively killing me.
Sooner is going to be better than later #archer #krieger #sooner than later #asap #right now
Sterling Archer
Stop, my penis can only get so erect
Tactical turtle neck #turtle neck #tactical #archer #h jon benjamin #fasion
The Floor Is Lava #archer #floor is lava #lava #cheryl
They're just hookers #archer #dead hookers #h jon benjamin #murder #call girls #when theyre dead #hooker
Tits Up #tits up #now really #bad timing #perfect timing #archer #lana #gunfire
Total Sploosh #archer #pam #cheryl #lana #sploosh #hot #sexy #horny #turned on
We got any lube #lube #archer
We'd all be a lot happier if you weren't so.
Well, if you learned anything today, it won't be the truth.
What else we got any Lube?
What I said worst case.
What's the story on those fish balls?
Who want waffle? #waffles #breakfast #archer
Why don't you shut up and then also marry me?
Woo! #archer #sterling #lana #woo
Worst case scenario, her cover got blown and Scorpios raping her senseless before he chops her battered corpse into fish food.
Would You Please #focus #archer #lana kane #she hulk #shehulk #spy
Wow.
You done.
You Have a Problem #archer #lana #you have a problem #issues #none of my business #big problems #complicated
You might learn something #burt reynolds #archer #h jon benjamin #lessons #learn something #pay attention
You Stole It #archer #lucky yates #doctor #krieger #stole #thief #steal #idea
You Want Breakfast? #archer #greek #breakfast #get food #into greek #sex
You're A Baby #archer #krieger #smack #baby #backtalk
You're in the Danger Zone #archer #lana #you love me #obsessed #danger zone
You're not my supervisor #not in charge #not taking orders from you #cant make me do it

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