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Archer - Season 11

Archer - Season 11

Archer is an American animated television series created by Adam Reed. The eleventh season of this critically acclaimed show takes fans on a thrilling yet hilarious spy adventure. It premiered on September 16, 2020, and continued the saga of the world's greatest secret agent, Sterling Archer, also known as the codename "Duchess."

The cast of Archer includes talented voice actors who bring the characters to life with their incredible performances. H. Jon Benjamin voices the titular character, Sterling Archer, a suave and skilled spy with a penchant for danger and witty banter. Aisha Tyler portrays Lana Kane, an incredibly capable agent and Archer's on-again, off-again love interest. Judy Greer brilliantly portrays the impulsive and unpredictable Cheryl Tunt, while Chris Parnell voices the perpetually nervous yet hilarious Cyril Figgis. Other captivating characters are brought to life by Amber Nash (Pam Poovey), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger), and Jessica Walter (Malory Archer).

Season 11 of Archer takes a significant departure from the previous seasons, shaking up the formula and introducing new dynamics. Set in 1947, the show finds Archer waking up from a three-year coma, leading to a new era for the characters and their world. Sterling Archer finds himself in a different reality where he never got to experience the events of the previous seasons. This alternate history paves the way for exciting adventures, surprising character developments, and unexpected twists.

The eleventh season of Archer sees the team operating as private detectives in the bustling city of Los Angeles. This new setting brings a fresh and vibrant energy to the show, as the characters navigate a world filled with crime, corruption, and danger. While the core spy dynamics still remain, the shift in tone and storytelling injects a new level of excitement and intrigue.

As with previous seasons, the writing in Archer remains top-notch. The show effortlessly blends action, comedy, and wit, delivering memorable one-liners and hilarious moments. The dialogue is sharp, filled with pop culture references, and riddled with clever wordplay. Each episode keeps audiences on the edge of their seats, wondering what antics Archer and his team will get themselves into next.

One aspect that makes Archer stand out is the choice of animation style. The show utilizes a unique blend of hand-drawn and digital animation, which adds a distinctive aesthetic to the series. The visuals are vibrant, filled with bold colors and stylish character designs. Combined with the excellent voice acting, the animation brings the characters to life in a visually impressive and engaging manner.

The music in Archer also plays a crucial role in setting the tone of each episode. The show features a fantastic original score composed by Scott Sims, enhancing the action, suspense, and comedic moments. The music seamlessly complements the on-screen events, heightening the emotions and adding another layer to the overall viewing experience.

Fans of Archer can enjoy the music and sounds of the show by visiting the official website. There, they can find a wide range of downloadable tracks and sound effects that capture the essence of the series. Whether it's the iconic theme song or the explosive sound effects of a shootout, fans can immerse themselves in the world of Archer anytime they want.

In conclusion, Archer Season 11 takes audiences on another thrilling and comedic adventure that defies expectations. With its talented voice cast, engaging storytelling, and unique animation style, the show continues to captivate viewers. The shift in setting and characterization injects new life into the series, pushing the boundaries of what fans can expect from Archer. So grab your spy gadgets and join Sterling Archer on his latest escapades – danger and laughter await!

A big bowl of you on your break.
A big step forward at work and people notice?
A blank wall at the edge of the universe,
A bunch of random useless crap.
A certain surface‐level plausibility‐‐
A dangerous liaison...
A decent valet.
A delicious meal, prepared fully out of my sight.
A guy with an armed bodyguard protecting him.
A high‐security vault that
A hundred years of sea level rise in ten minutes.
A lifelong relationship with a "Kane."
A literal demonstration of overkill.
A million miles away to Swiss boarding school
A muted trumpet without getting erect!
A package that just arrived,
A phaser, coconut radio, a fedora,
A plague of Barry‐Bots will sweep the Earth,
A priceless artifact that, by the way,
A reclusive billionaire‐tech genius.
A remote failsafe shutdown if things went wrong.
A secondary market for those?
A ton of options out here. ‐ [Cheryl groans]
A totally different noncomparable unique person
A waiter just touched my breasts, asshole.
A whiskey.
About a murder, and two days ago,
About coparenting, emotional boundaries, all of it.
About how incredibly gorgeous Gabrielle looks tonight.
About McMurdo as the average citizen is,
About that bacteria breeding facility you call a home.
About that. ‐ Dude, you cannot have sex
About the building fumigation so he wouldn't come in.
About the consequences. ‐ Are you?
About this obvious and inevitable double cross.
About this predictable betrayal!
About time, you giraffe‐necked son of a bitch!
About to die, and it's all your fault
About what I'd rather do than spend time with you two!
About your erection at all.
About your time in a coma if it bothers you so much.
Acknowledge the elephant in the room?
Acts as a conductor.
Affects willingness to engage
Affirmative.
After Gray? ‐ Sure, I left for a while.
After I splinter each one of your vertebrae individually!
After shooting you, got away!
After the murder but before Pam announced it?
After you clean up, you're fired.
After you pick up my dry cleaning.
Against anything short of an EMP, so go nuts.
Against my impulses.
Against the Geneva Conventions, got it.
Against the whole "shut up" thing.
Ah‐cha‐cha! ‐ Oh, right.
Ah‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ow!
Ah, crap, evil bartender.
Ah! I'm hit!
Ahh!
AJ runs to me with her arms outstretched
AJ! Agh!
Alcott, did you seriously not feed this lemur
Aleister can make Eggs Woodhouse.
Aleister, avert.
Aleister: [gasps]
Aleister: Gun to my head, sir,
All of these stupid toys don't mean anything.
All our lives worse by not being in a coma!
All over my carpet!
All right, all right,
All right, go! Everybody into my car.
All right, I'm off to the office
All right, let's announce our next contestant
All right, mop up time!
All right, so we go in, surprise the kidnappers‐‐
All right. Turn this plane around.
All that matters is getting AJ back.
All the countermeasures without our intel
All we've got to do is make sure everyone is okay.
All we've heard is a garbled transmission
All: Fill my boots with lead and jump in the ocean,
All's fair in love and war.
Alley‐oop!
Allow me. [sniffs]
Also I heard about your feet
Also, my circuits are shielded
Also, rude people don't get to sit
Also, you suck.
Although, I'm sure the devil will be as equally thrilled
Although...
Always saying they're men. ‐ [sighs]
Always worked for me.
Am I dead? This has to be heaven.
Am I still in a coma?
Amateur neuropsychobiologist,
Amateur pornography‐‐ you know, for the fans.
An entirely appropriate response to my heroism.
An exit strategy is only sensible.
Anaphylactic shock!
And a flaw in the ice cap
And a not‐as‐well‐read, big‐boned runner‐up.
And a total waste of that acid I put in the punchbowl.
And all he does is take. [sobs]
And all the Barrys say they're our Barry?
And be gone for hours.
And blow a busboy so he'll forget about your dinner tab.
And can you possibly whisper any louder?
And converted it into a stereogram.
And dangerous times together.
And desperately need help?
And destroy the bots. Any questions?
And do the horses have to watch?
And doesn't pack wool socks for Russia in May.
And even if that were true,
And everyone, please enjoy the loggerhead turtle sliders.
And excluded you simply because of your disability.
And find a little moral flexibility,
And get back to you.
And get the exo‐suit before JUNO shows up.
And got bulletproof shoes.
And great thinking putting only one gas charge
And had this floor waxed. [shotgun cocking]
And he can't even make it to a lunch.
And he was just like...
And he's gone.
And he's served his purpose which means‐‐
And hey, heard what you said about my penis.
And his general being.
And his stupid car!
And his stupid coma cane!
And his stupid... [machine buzzing]
And honestly, you two have a lot in common.
And how many times did you guys save the world
And I am the one responsible‐‐
And I do everything by the book.
And I don't get to meet her.
And I expect everyone front and center.
And I honor them.
And I made him eat a bag of potting soil as a test
And I need Team Alpha out in force‐‐armed to the teeth.
And I need to protect my investment.
And I noticed on radar
And I think you loosened it!
And I thought I had to hide it.
And I thought we beat the communists.
And I will accept a...
And I'll just‐‐
And I'll rip 'em apart.
And I'm a woman with powerful needs‐‐
And I'm not ready to talk about it.
And I'm open to the idea that I was wrong.
And if he won't give us a name,
And if I'm not, heh, I'm probably dead.
And if they do show up, we'll be out of here
And if you hadn't taken the seat,
And in spite of all your efforts.
And is that a rocket launcher?
And it appears my friends must've grabbed it.
And it blows one of the charges.
And it was my turn to rinse the tamarind leaves for snack time.
And it's easier to move on to new slash much older things?
And it's good that only one of us has this weird job.
And its subsequent farts.
And killed my cousins with a hatchet
And Lana was apparently using my coma bed
And Lana would be so devastated
And Lana, you've been a bitch to Sandra
And lasers.
And let them die. Cyril: Hey!
And location through the Tactil‐Cane, right?
And Maddox, come on down!
And many important non‐burny things.
And married that human catheter ad?
And meet me here with a credit card.
And no one has any idea why.
And nobody understands you.
And not a moment before.
And now I'm craving a pickleback,
And now they're out again?
And now you don't even have the decency to kill me quickly?
And now you, sir,
And now you're gonna double cross Barry?
And one is temporarily blind due to‐‐
And opposite day simultaneously?
And people have moved on, and you're all alone,
And probably calls me Dad.
And run a low‐pass filter on it.
And saved me, for real!
And screw things up as much as possible.
And see that guy comes to a restaurant a lot
And send me a visual scan of the room.
And separately, I don't respect you.
And she was‐‐ ‐ With Rex.
And smuggle him back to the U. S...
And something very, very bad is about to happen to you.
And sometimes you start kidnapping people!
And stay positive. ‐ Oh, my God, Cyril.
And still be who I wanna be.
And successful.
And suddenly everyone forgets about you.
And talk openly about as rich people.
And tears of those I destroy.
And tell her we're past the guards?
And tell her...
And tell him that the Buckley Bay oysters
And that can't be removed without killing the host.
And that dress isn't doing your hips any favors, Lana.
And that I might die in a vault with limited oxygen
And that idiot stood me up.
And that Steak Aleister, I‐it wasn't just adequate.
And that‐‐ ‐ God damn it, Archer!
And that's not a euphemism for anything.
And the car roller guides?
And the paramedic on speed dial.
And the Steak Aleister was just adequate.
And their only career option
And then besmirched Woodhouse's memory.
And then eventually organize their computer cables.
And then go home and shut the door on your neck.
And then he discovered us discovering him.
And then kill them.
And then kill you.
And then nearly died during.
And then tell him I'm busy.
And then we whisk Win Li away in the chaos.
And then, when it's ready, I can share it
And there are a bunch of pages ripped out.
And there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me.
And there's no shame in choosing the office.
And they say art is use‐‐wah!
And they truly are my family.
And those cans, am I right?
And to this day, I can't even hear
And two, there doesn't need to be a two!
And we can use you for ski smuggling.
And we just did a study on memory‐mapping neurons.
And we lose track of our Barry
And we need his mouth to work, Lana.
And we only have beer and wine.
And we put that word in front of, like, everything.
And we understand and love you.
And we will find these people!
And we'll talk about everything after this is over.
And we're going to take over the sub.
And we're right on the verge of breaking him.
And we're supposed to be not drinking?
And what a better way to celebrate my return
And when you come back, no one really cares,
And while it pains me to say it,
And yes, he's handsome
And yes, sometimes I accidentally shoot bait.
And yet‐‐
And you can't find that with tests about premium cashmere
And you might want to throw the emergency brake on,
And you'll see how not defective they are.
And you're all best friends with the man
And you're going with the drink
And your drink.
And your wish will soon be granted.
And‐‐wait. You don't know?
And, lady, you can't just drop a towel on a chair
Any name, and we work up the chain.
Anyhoo...
Anyone else should feel free to start shooting.
Anything else you wanna ruin for us?
Anything strange come through the last few days?
Anyway, he burned down our summer mansion
Anyway, I thought I'd tell Ms. Archer.
Anyway, since my time here on Earth is finite,
Anyway, we need to push these guys to the breaking point
Apparently Foucault's still dead.
Appears to be protecting a collection
Apprehend Peregrine and pass him to INTERPOL.
Aquarium gravel one last time.
Archeeeeer! ‐ What?
Archer didn't reject his new valets
Archer didn't tell you anything about us?
Archer is incredibly jealous of my husband.
Archer stuck me with a huge tab,
Archer, you... ‐ Don't say it.
Archer: [cackling]
Archer: [grunts]
Archer: Always assume that!
Archer: Antarctica‐‐ icy graveyard of hubris,
Archer: Are you kidding me?
Archer: Are you two sure I'm not going to
Archer: Everything you do is by definition in a creepy way.
Archer: Get down! Cyril: [grunts]
Archer: Guys, we're sure Plinko wouldn't be useful here?
Archer: He's reaching for the gun.
Archer: Hey, Cyril, if you could stop masturbating
Archer: Hey, uh, anyone know what's going on?
Archer: Hey, wait, Gabrielle.
Archer: I was wondering about your suit preference
Archer: Just so we're clear; you guys do want my help now?
Archer: Man, I'm actually jealous
Archer: No.
Archer: Oh, just the world's greatest spy.
Archer: Oh, man.
Archer: Pam, come on!
Archer: Place your bet, folks.
Archer: Shit. I gotta go.
Archer: Unbelievable.
Archer: We get it. You finally exercised.
Archer: We need speed!
Archer: Where... where am I?
Archer: Which means caring for him
Archer: Whoo‐hoo!
Archer? Archer!
Archer. ‐ Uh, hang on.
Archer's awake?
Are all over the place.
Are out of season after today, and they were...
Are we in‐‐ Rex: Shackleton's Hut,
Are you doing a secret villain thing?
Are you frikkin' kidding me?
Are you into Aleister?
Are you starting to feel a...fatal attraction?
Are you the devil? ‐ Not quite.
Around the perimeter of the compound
As a $3,000 broom?
As a drunk moron.
As a nonlethal office alternative.
As a singles bar.
As I imagine was included in my records.
As much as you mean "upgrade."
As that Russian hacker and his girlfriend, I actually‐‐
Asked her out because she's awesome.
At his age, Robert gets confused easily.
At least they had access
At some point in their lives:
At that restaurant all alone.
At the grace of these perfect hands.
At the pickaxes, so they're, you know,
At the top of the‐‐ugh‐‐it...
At which point he'll help us destroy the Barrys
Aw, shit. Fine.
Bald!
Barry is a very valuable team member.
Barry: Any other plan?
Barry: I think I've got a plan, but it's not great.
Barry: Okay, just gonna do my plan.
Barry: Our target‐‐ Archer: No shit!
Barry: Right now? At 20,000 feet?
Because all content people scream that they're content.
Because Cyril's vasectomy on wheels
Because Gabrielle is so smart and accomplished and‐‐
Because I am going to kill everyone
Because I chose to be in a coma for three years.
Because I have a feeling things could go sideways pretty fast.
Because I‐‐oh, God‐‐
Because I'm trying to prepare for a mission.
Because I'm with two assholes
Because if I get any colder,
Because Krieger has us covered.
Because no one will ever top you.
Because that's where I put my medal while I sleep.
Because these graphics are amazing.
Because they are dicks.
Because they can't make drinks or fight lasers‐‐
Because they're so tasty!
Because you are totally incapable
Because you did that dumb winter sports thing.
Because you do whatever you want!
Because you have to go catch that guard you refuse to kill.
Because you want the excuse to be your worst selves?
Before he came back.
Before it gets cold.
Before our nipples rip through our clothing.
Before you bravely pushed aside your grief
Being a spy is not that hard. ‐ Right?
Being fun again?
Being on the opposite side of the world
Being places, you know.
Belongs in a‐‐holy shit.
Benzodiazepine. ‐ [gasps]
Better late than never inevitable double cross.
Between here and there,
Big Mama's handing out biscuits, baby!
Black Manhattan was it, heavy on the Luxardo?
Boarding school in Switzerland!
Bonus turtleneck hot wing! Sweet!
Boosh!
Both: Cool.
Both: Meh.
Both: Shut up! Archer: Oh, shut up!
Both: Slow the hell down!
Both: Sploosh.
Both: Three seconds.
Briefings start at 9:00 a. m.,
Bringing you was a bad idea.
Bud.
Built into all modern elevators.
Bullets and balaclavas on the exit.
Burn! Krieger: Oh, trust me.
But a good valet knows backstory.
But acknowledgement of my attractiveness
But after my accident, I got really into them.
But after you reconnected me with my mom,
But anyway, if we fail, we're dead, so‐‐
But at the last gate,
But can you still inject me with one of those needles?
But do you know how much cherry custom work
But his secret second tracker is also in Fiji,
But I didn't know what you needed,
But I do have one small concern.
But I get where you're coming from.
But I think a certain someone
But I was scared.
But I will never be bait for Cyril goddamn Figgis.
But I'm not 100% clear
But I'm with you.
But if you scratch that cane,
But if you're all too busy and/or stupid
But instead were having sex with who, by the way,
But it might have been more useful
But it wasn't just a job for me.
But it wasn't my job to lay weeping by your hospital bed.
But it's only a matter of time before my‐‐
But just get out and then die.
But last week I‐‐ I did my first roundhouse kick.
But let it be known that I'm not happy about it.
But let me just call up 7.5 billion
But let's steal the shit we need and get the hell out
But my left leg is all messed up, and I...
But only to get her to apologize.
But Other Barry‐‐well...
But our true mission is a bit more interesting.
But recently he's been popping his head up in public.
But saying I'm Cyril's best friend
But shakes.
But she does very good typings
But sometimes you fake it till you make it.
But take me to your leader.
But that's not what this is about.
But the bathroom is occupied by Archer's mother,
But the fact that you think me and Lana are impossible
But the resemblance is uncanny.
But the thing I'll be best at
But then I'd have to stab my own vocal cords out
But there's no way I'm making small talk with you.
But they all have nose‐based urges,
But we run a business.
But we'd need advanced audio gear.
But what I have is a very general set of skills.
But what's with Lana and Methuselah?
But when we find them,
But who is the government to require me to wear one?
But worse‐‐ utterly indifferent,
But yes, thank you for asking.
But you don't actually have an office anymore.
But you don't get to transfer your motherly guilt
But you haven't seen the last of Conway Stern!
But you were probably too young to remember me.
But you're about to dive headfirst
But you're right. The man is perfect.
But, gosh darn it, I'm out of commission.
But, Lana, you're probably fine
But, uh, they sure hate the shit out of horses.
But... sex time.
By an inability to resist biology.
By engaging in petty squabbles!
By telling me where the drinks are.
By telling them our exact locations,
Call it a hunch.
Call me if you ever want to have your world rocked.
Can buy you a new phone
Can I ask you something?
Can move our entire bodies with no pain.
Can you come with me to the garage?
Can you manage?
Can't you just make an effort to fit yourself in?
Candy bar! You know why.
Cat and mouse.
Check it out. Thank you.
Cheryl, Robert, work the reception.
Cheryl: Malory Archer's office.
Cheryl: Oh, my God! Ms. Archer's been hit!
Cheryl: Ooh. Don't look now,
Cheryl: Please hold. Malory: Well, well, well.
Cheryl: So what are we doing again?
Chillax out.
Clearly, I have to do everything around here.
Click.
Close to the statue.
Coast‐to‐coast!
Come on, Cyril. Give mama a turn.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, tag me in.
Come on, you featherless freak!
Coming on this mission.
Confused you?
Conversation is a lost art.
Conway: Any last words, Big Mama?
Costs, like, a million dollars.
Could Krieger reprogram one to valet?
Could sink a cruise ship.
Could use some help. ‐ Who's there?
Cover up your hideous...
Cursed idol, a mysterious floating cube...
Cyril and I will engage them in hand‐to‐hand.
Cyril has not been skipping leg day.
Cyril, do you have visual? ‐ [laughs nervously]
Cyril, we were in this elevator
Cyril, you're supposed to kill the guard, not play sex games.
Cyril: And we're sorry!
Cyril: Boom goes the personnel health‐care form.
Cyril: Countdown to what?
Cyril: Good news.
Cyril: How can you be shopping?
Cyril: Okay, what's more likely,
Cyril: So is it gonna shoot me
Cyril: So just don't shoot me!
Cyril: Thank you, but focus. Krieger: Yep, yep, yep!
Cyril: Wait, wait, wait.
Cyril: You see that, Archer? I was right.
Cyril?
Cyril?
Cyril's a wuss, Pam's gone full horn‐monster,
Daddy!
Damn it, Cyril!
Damn it! You took my secret shotgun?
Damn it. It's locked.
Daniel Day‐loser?
Dealer's choice.
Defying us to find meaning in it.
Delivered the word "babushka."
Did you forget to call Pam
Did you just see that?
Did you learn to fight in?
Did you really think you could get away with it?
Didn't you blow a ton of money designing those?
Do not move until we leave.
Do not put your hands on anything
Do we blindfold them, or...?
Do you know what I could do with this?
Do you people even know why Archer loved Woodhouse?
Do you really think you can outshine him
Does that mean anything? ‐ Ooh! Ooh!
Doesn't drug random people anymore.
Doesn't give me the respect I deserve!
Doing in the Pacific
Don't bother trying to look him in the eye.
Don't do anything without me.
Don't let your old man see this, right?
Don't worry, newbetterCheryl
Down an inferior Russian toilet?
Dragon Fire Kumite!
During the time we waste taking you back.
During this period of adjustment.
Earlier, I, uh, saw one of these, uh,
Easy, Barry, don't go back down that dark dark hole.
Elbows.
Elevators kill 27 people a year, Cyril.
Ending with the black sands of Vík í Myrdal, Iceland.
Enslaving all of mankind.
Especially since these Barrys look nothing like me.
Europe's labor laws are much too strong for that.
Even if I didn't consciously register it?
Even if we took the bodyguard out,
Ever since Archer came back,
Ever since your...accident.
Every moment I'm with you,
Every piece of information we've gathered,
Everybody shut up and focus.
Everyone who's kidnapped someone raise your hand!
Everything was changing.
Everything's a helipad.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Exo‐suit to make this easier.
Experimentation, I'm down to clown.
Explore every doubt until we've cracked the case.
Fall back! [metallic clanging]
Feeling a little frisky.
Feels pretty pre‐coma you also.
Female voice: Countdown commence.
Female voice: The mailbox you are trying to reach
Fighters, head to registration,
Fill these out in triplicate.
Filling this place with a cloud of gas,
Find Sterling, tell him I'm here,
Fine. I'll call her,
Fired? Oh, no, no, no.
First you break my heart,
First, I was a private detective, right, in a‐‐
Follow that horse! And step on it!
For a few rounds?
For a second, send Pam over with Rex.
For actually enjoying my work.
For an extra kick.
For effectiveness and ethical conduct.
For individuals who have been in a coma.
For large pieces.
For maximum discomfort?
For my floating cities very soon.
For nothing?
For our chance to just walk right on in there.
For the next five years.
For the rest of your life.
For the three years I was in a coma?
For thwarting my plans?
For where we're going for when he gets free, right?
For your information,
For your information, this is a prior wound.
For your long‐lost sense of humor.
For your May late, late, late December romance.
For‐‐for that is who I am.
For, like, no reason.
For, like, two freaking seconds.
For...whatever this is supposed to be.
Frankly, Aleister, it's very rude.
Fried lobster in puff pastry
From a different country,
From civilians, you can't just go up and detain
From psychopaths who just want to watch the world burn!
From that counterfeit Moroccan rug dealer.
From where we think he is?
Full‐on midair head shot!
Fully functioning sex organ. Go on.
Fully functioning!
Gabrielle: Then why did you set this double date up, Archer?
Gabrielle!
Garrote, and a sleeping gas canister.
Gather everyone on base for questioning.
General Bernard Montgomery.
Gentlemen, it's been an honor.
Get AJ!
Get Lana on the...talk box thing
Get one of the needles in the blue bag
Get ready for the ride of your...
Get us help.
Gillette and Pam, you horny dorks!
Gillette: God damn it!
Gillette's probably binging again,
Give me your hand, idiot! ‐ I can't move.
Go ahead. Send me to jail.
Go extinct two months ago?
Go get 'em, Woodhouse. [grunts]
Go to her. ‐ Uh‐huh, I was.
God bless her soul, shot you.
God damn it!
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn you all to hell!
God, it's worse than I thought! ‐ What's with him?
God, that smells worse than the break room salmon!
Going to go to the ladies' room.
Good news!
Good thing I brought my speedsuit.
Good‐bye, Barry.
Good‐bye, Hands.
Gosh, oh, that's good.
Got it. Mmm.
Got ya!
Grade A sheared, grade B white on white combed‐‐
Gravity, you utter bitch.
Gray: I'm out. Cyril: What?
Great grouping. Let me help you up.
Great timing on my part.
Guard: Don't move!
Guess they don't teach you everything
Guy, gang. Gang, guy.
Ha, I was joking, obviously, Robert.
Ha!
Hadouken, got it. ‐ Nope.
Hanging out with you again.
Has at least a theoretical possibility
Has become inconvenient, right?
Has been a giant losing streak.
Has meaning. She's so cool.
Hasn't really changed anyway, but still...
Have a child together?
Have led him to this job and that haircut.
Have to do with being Archer's valet?
Have you been crying?
Have you been in a coma for three years?
Have you been telling me a bunch of lies?
He also enjoyed his Manhattans.
He could twist a pineapple in half.
He did a "what did he just say?"
He didn't mention that we, uh, I don't know,
He doesn't know that we know what he looks like.
He needs a confidant, someone he'll respect, someone‐‐
He rearranged my entire closet in a way that makes sense,
He should be here any minute. ‐ Yes, ma'am.
He thinks alcohol goes in your brain.
He wants to know‐‐
He was doing a fundraiser for kids with cancer.
He was finishing a thought from before!
He was the first person you told about your new office.
He was top agent during your coma.
He was trying to isolate the base,
He will shoot his way out if he has to.
He woke up. ‐ What?
He won't let you die.
He, like, drags you back to your worst self
He'd burn down the building making toast,
He's a bomb!
He's an expert at averting his gaze.
He's definitely a sub.
He's doing all the top ten old‐guy hits,
He's fallen back into some old habits.
He's going to try to steal this statue of weeping Orpheus.
He's gonna know that's a ruse.
He's here after all.
He's managed to elude my more subtle efforts all morning.
He's my emergency contact.
He's not wearing a heat‐locking suit!
He's sensitive. You just bought me an hour
He's the Costa Rican guy
He's too hot. ‐ Shit. Archer, you're too hot.
He's treating his new valets better than me.
Heck, it was tough on all of us,
Heh. And now I love you.
Hel‐‐ ‐ I don't know who you are.
Hello, Sterling. I'm Robert.
Her first gun yet!
Here's your briefing book, new staff handbook,
Hey, can you hand Lamont over to Pam?
Hey, do y'all want the tropical spa package?
Hey, do you like my tie? Aleister picked it.
Hey, I know seat belts save lives,
Hey, I thought you broke your arm.
Hey, is there like a central location
Hey, maybe we should leave him a map
Hey, that feels pretty good.
Hey, there they are, the two prettiest ladies in the joint.
Hey, Yuri, try standing on one of those land mines,
Hey! My jacket's gone!
Hi. I‐‐wow.
His legs are valuable tech.
Historically preserved exactly as it was in 1908.
Hold on.
Hold your damn horses.
Holy shit. That is good.
Honestly, I'm great at everything.
Honey, I'm home.
Hook! ‐ [growls]
Hosted by black market arms dealer Win Li
How are you? Cyril Figgis.
How comfortable Cyril is playing Jim Henson
How do I look?
How do you bang your old husband without‐‐
How do you fit anything in the fridge
How do you forget that?
How hard is it for you to acknowledge
How ironic, defeated by the very beanbag round

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