Bert the Desk Clerk Soundboard Edit

A match

Are you on drugs

Burt

Burt

Bye

Can you can you put your husband on the line

Could you could you put your your husband on the line

Could you let me talk

Excuse me

Fresh

Fur

Give him the telephone

Give your give your husband the telephone

Go back to sleep

God

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello are you on drugs

Hello i'm here

Hello mich

Hello put your husband on the line

Hello put your husband on the line

Hey

How may I help you

I called nobody

I don't know what you're talking about

I don't know what you're talking about

I don't know what you're talking about

I don't know where you're talking about

I don't understand

I I want to talk to your husband now

I thought you yeah I understand you I told you with my brother first

I thought you yeah I understand you I told you with my brother first but good match

I want to talk to your husband for a minute

I work on a switchboard at a motel

I'm a desk clerk at a hotel

Is your husband at home

Is your is your husband at home

Let me talk to your husband

May I speak to him please

May I speak to your husband is your is your husband at home

May I speak to your husband mitch is your is your husband at home

Never heard of the name

No

Now I don't

Oh mitch

OK

OK

OK

OK bye

OK match

Put him on the line I want you talk to him

Put your husband on the line

Put your husband on the phone

Put your husband on the phone is your husband at all

Rich

Rick hey

Search

Sir I don't know who you well I know who you are 'cause you do but I don't know who this person is and I ain't called nobody

So it'll be on it turned on on monday

Thank you for calling the best question I could teach you this is berg

The person 's name to which you think you're talking to

This advert

This is bird

Um

What are you talking about

What is wrong why are you upset

What's the problem

What's the problem match

What's up

What's wrong

Who are you

Who are you talking to

Who are you talking to

Who are you talking to

Who are you talking to

Who is the person you think you're talking to

Who is this

Who is you

Who is you

Why are you saying this to maine

Why are you saying this to maine

Why are you speaking to me like that

Why are you upset

Yeah I thought you was my brother first

Yes

Yes it is

You called me sir

You don't know who you're talking to

You have no idea who I am so how do you know that i've been doing anything

You're talking to the wrong person

Your your husband I want to talk to him put him on the phone give him your phone so I can I want you to give him the phone now