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Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. His audience members sometimes shouted out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.
See also: Los Enchiladas!, Mitch All Together, Do You Believe in Gosh?, Self-referential humor, Paraprosdokian, and Strategic Grill Locations.

But over here, there's nothing.
Buy something or get out.
Fine. I'll go someplace else then.
Have you ever tried sugar?
Hello, welcome to the hub. May I help you?
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
I used to do drugs #drugs #used to do drugs
I'm gonna take it out tonight, boy.
I'm not going anywhere. I just bought a hot dog.
I've got a big wedding coming in.
That damn funny again.
That's not fair.
This is me being loose.

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