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Title I'm not going anywhere. I just bought a hot dog.
From Mitch Hedberg Soundboard
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Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. His audience members sometimes shouted out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them. See also: Los Enchiladas!, Mitch All Together, Do You Believe in Gosh?, Self-referential humor, Paraprosdokian, and Strategic Grill Locations.

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