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Anything is a toy if you play with it.Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec Soundboard
April Becomes Ron's Assistant #april #ron swanson #slamming door #hiring from Parks and Rec Soundboard
As Long As I Don't Move My Head Or Torso, I'm Good #ron swanson #in pain #hernia from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Capitalism: God's Way of Determining Who is Smart, and Who is Poor #ron swanson #capitalism #pyramid of greatness from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Don't Sass Me, Burkas #ron swanson #sass #talk back #burkas from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Don't Teach a Man to Fish, and You Feed Yourself #ron swanson #fishing #selfish #feed yourself from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Enjoy the Fact Your Royal Overlords are a Frail Old Woman and a Tiny Baby #ron swanson #england #london #royalty #queen from Parks and Rec Soundboard
FBI #andy #fbi #burt maclin #parks and rec from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Fishing Relaxes Me #ron swanson #yoga #kill something #fishing #outdoors #happy fishermans day from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Flush With Cash #jean ralphio #parks and rec #flush #cash #singing #inheritance #thank god my grandfather just died from Parks and Rec Soundboard
History Began on July 4th 1776 from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Horse Funeral #ron swanson #lil sebastian from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Dont Care #ron #idc #alone #idgaf from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Have A Joke For You #ron swanson #leslie knope #libertarian #taxes #government is excellent #uses your tax dollars #efficiently from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Know More Than You #ron swanson #lowes #home improvement #knowledgeable from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Like Saying 'No' #ron swanson #lowers enthusiasm #management advice from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Like to Call People by the Wrong Name #april #ron swanson #anne #lester #jenny from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Once Worked with A Guy For Three Years and Never Learned His Name #ron swanson #best friends #people from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Regret Nothing from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I Will Mold You Into Swansons #ron swanson #basketball #coaching #pyramid of greatness from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I'd Work All Night If It Meant Nothing Got Done #ron swanson #something or nothing #all nighter #helping from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I'm Going to Tell You Everything You Need to Know About Local Government #ron swanson #libertarian #tell you everything #tutor #government from Parks and Rec Soundboard
I'm Ron ******* Swanson #are you ready #april ludgate #prepared from Parks and Rec Soundboard
If Anything at All.. from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Just Give Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Have #ron swanson #hungry #hungover #breakfast from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Lets Do It To It from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Letter to Canada #ron swanson #april #dear canada from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Lil Sebastian Died Last Night #leslie knope #little sebastian #bad news from Parks and Rec Soundboard
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Money Please from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Never half ass two things #half assed #ron swanson #whole ass one thing from Parks and Rec Soundboard
On Principle, I Never Say Anything That Another Person is Obviously Trying Get Me To Say #ron swanson #principles #say too much #wedding #stubborn from Parks and Rec Soundboard
One Shelf of Alcohol #ron swanson #medical questions #how many drinks per week from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Pawnee Ranger Manual #ron swanson #be a man from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Describes Punching Someone #ron swanson #lawyers #regret nothing #weak from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Does Not Want to Move to Canada #ron swanson #america #spit take from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Gets a Circular Desk #ron swanson #avoiding people #sprinkler water from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Goes to a Health Food Store #voyeurism #hippies #people watching #gawking #ron swanson #health food from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Means ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE! #ron swanson #hungry #hungover #breakfast from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Reacts to the News of Lil Sebastian dying #ron swanson #lil sebastion #death #half mast #flag #mourning from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Saves the World from Meatless Bacon #ron swanson #health food #vegan #bacon from Parks and Rec Soundboard
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Ron Swanson Goes to Motel with Ex Wife #motel #sex #horny #ron swanson #tammy from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson Has Sawdust in his Ear #ron swanson #medical exam #sawdust from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson is Ticklish #medical exam #ron swanson #tickle from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson Likes Ron Dunn #ron swanson #ron dunn from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson Snake Juice #ron swanson #snake juice #snakehole #parks and rec from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson Throws Burger at Mouth #ron swanson #in pain #lazy #cant move #food #eating #hungry from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Allergies #cowardice #weak willed men #medical questions #ron swanson from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Automatic Office Doors #ron swanson #leslie knope #birthday gifts #automatic doors from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Crazy Night #ron swanson #wedding #marriage #jail from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Death Bed Wish #ex wives #go to hell #ron swanson #death bed from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Idea of Exercise #ron swanson #medical questions #love making #woodworking from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Idea of Hydration #ron swanson #whiskey #flu #hydrate from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Idea of Mental Illness #uncle who does yoga #medical questions #ron swanson from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Mustache Rubbed Off From Friction #ron swanson #oral sex #innuendo from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Swanson's Video to Himself #ron swanson #tammy from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron Tries Salad #ron swanson #leslie knope #rabbit food from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron's Permit to Slaughter a Pig #ron swanson #slaughter a pig #permit from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Ron's Wife Shows Off Engagement Ring #ring #ron swanson #penis ring #jail from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Say My Club is Better #leslie knope #ron swanson #gloating #bragging from Parks and Rec Soundboard
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Sorry from Parks and Rec Soundboard
The Many Tammys of Ron Swanson's Life #ron swanson #ex wife #mother #tammy from Parks and Rec Soundboard
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There's Only One Thing I Hate More than Lying: Skim Milk #ron swanson #hate #lying #milk from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Tom Haverford in court #tom haverford #text while driving #parks and rec tom #parks and rec club from Parks and Rec Soundboard
What in the Devil's Name is This? #ron swanson #veggie burger #vegan #health food #mushrooms #grilling from Parks and Rec Soundboard
When I Look At My Palm, I See a Lady's Mouth French Kissing a Dog #ron swanson #leslie knope #first aid #pain killers from Parks and Rec Soundboard
When It Comes to Government Hearings, the Only Type of Witness I enjoy Being is a Hostile One #ron swanson #libertarian #hostile witness #hearing #court room from Parks and Rec Soundboard
Why Government Matters #it doesnt #well said #ron swanson #libertarian from Parks and Rec Soundboard
You Could Have at Least Used Mahogany #ron swanson #medical exam from Parks and Rec Soundboard