The Simpsons (1989) - Season 32 Edit

A "B." (exhales)

A B‐minus? No, no.

A bartender has no friends!

A beer for me and my coworker here.

A better father.

A better husband.

A biker bar?

A bit kidnappy.

A blundering spy.

A bold contrast

A bottle of pocket alcohol.

A certain bartender.

A choo choo? Some buttons?

A Christmas movie?

A Christmas story of failing and redemption.

A Christmas story of your father's failing and redemption.

A cocktail of humility and self‐sacrifice

A complicated eight year old could ever ask for.

A couple's colonoscopy...

A definite je ne sais quoi?!

A dog ten feet tall?

A drug that makes it so he can never drink again.

A framed movie poster for The Three Amigos?

A full scale riot has broken out

A good bloke who never had a break,

A good husband's supposed to be "Like a Rock."

A handsome surgeon.

A heart to heart with our daughter tonight.

A hero I am inventing as I reference him.

A hidden society of those who listen to the listeners.

A Hollywood hug.

A horse on horse?

A house by the lake? I could get some writing done.

A huge property tax increase,

A laundromat.

A light jog.

A little bit of everywhere, really.

A little of both. It's complicated.

A little stuck up, but all right.

A local woman is presumed dead

A lot of feelings right now.

A lot of work goes into those.

A magical place where we get what we deserve and more.

A magnifying glass

A majority of the family believes you're innocent.

A mommy manicure kit.

A nerd says what? And how is it possible

A nice guy who's seduced by power,

A once‐great nation to ruin.

A real‐life spy. You must know your way around women

A respectable gent like yourself

A reveal takes time to get used to.

A romantic sunset cruise, the perfect setting

A salesman's dream.

A saxophone. [gasps]

A Scotsman lonely?

A scream and then a splash.

A single truck can't possibly be best in its class

A snake.

A Soldier for Mommy at Christmas.

A Spider Man drawn by John Romita Jr. Jr.

A spokesman.

A star who fades and then kills hisself.

A subcommittee meeting of the Galactic Senate,

A supersize admission in the burger wars.

A temple of capitalism.

A transformation of art from a rote copying of nature

A tribute

A universal experience,

A very aggressive beaver population.

A visit from Paris' leading Bacchus model.

A waterpowered stabbing wheel.

A wife knows.

A woman disappears from a cruise.

A word, a word. My kingdom for a word.

A worker.

A‐a VFW event calendar.

A‐Aah!

A‐nobody knows.

A‐one and a‐two,

A‐plus.

A‐smarter than the average Homer.

A, uh, B&B rewards card.

A.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Accountability?

Aah! Ew, ah, ah!

Aah! Thanks for reminding me!

Aah! That's what I get for voting for Kanye!

Aah! What the hell is this fake snow made of?

Aah. There isn't much time,

Abe‐y, you didn't tell me your brothers were coming to visit.

Ability Grouping versus Blended Learning.

Aboard the USS ship with a name we're not allowed to say anymore

About a man betrayed by his own hand.

About celebrities' outrageous outfits.

About Fred whatshisname from wherever he comes.

About golf, life and oil leases.

About homemakers who solve mysteries.

About positive social change.

About that big dumb jerk at school?

About the dinosaurs that survived the comet.

About the killer of the bombshell.

About the movie to earn my Little Filmmaker merit badge?

About this life‐changing incident with his son.

About what's under these leaves and dirt?

About your father,

Abraham J. Simpson.

Abraham Simpson, as you have pled guilty

Abso‐lettuce.

Absotively.

Accept. Full ride.

Ach, the English.

Achtung, Gramps.

Across Springfield Harbor.

Action.

Activate VIP pass.

Actually, everybody gets a Netflix special.

Actually, I got it from Admiral Dingdong's liquor cabinet.

Actually, it was invented by an American mill worker

Actually, she takes two buses.

Actually, sound is transmitted by Yggdrasil,

Actually, the movie's backed up on servers all over the world.

Actually, we'd like to buy something.

Actually, we're looking for someone

Actually...

Adam West in shorts, a line to meet Brendan Fraser.

Adhering to the core American credo

Adult Escort Express for the boys.

Adultery Ass.

Advil? You know what this means.

After a long day of yokeling, don't you miss coming home

After all these years of trying to spare your feelings,

After going overboard on a cruise ship.

After midnight.

After week.

After what you said last night.

After you buy it, can we have rides?

After you called me a hack?

After you kill a guy.

Again and again and again and again.

Against incumbent Gary Chalmers.

Age: eight. Gender: female.

Ah, ambition is indeed a timeless source of conflict.

Ah, and here are the police to take you to jail.

Ah, charmed.

Ah, city folk.

Ah, Elin, I thought I'd find you dancing.

Ah, Game Night. (chuckles)

Ah, he's clean.

Ah, it's nice to get close to the workers once a year.

Ah, j‐just a minute. I think I know how to tempt you.

Ah, keg storage.

Ah, looks like mission accomplished, Mary.

Ah, my favorite sound: silence.

Ah, pointless.

Ah, silence.

Ah, so soon?

Ah, that is some beautiful hacksawing.

Ah, that podcast sucks butts.

Ah, that's actually a little better.

Ah, that's the good shade.

Ah, the drugs sold themselves, kid.

Ah, the Voltron.

Ah, they'll be fine.

Ah, well, I'm sure this will have

Ah, whoa, whoa. Sorry, Barn. Your seat's taken.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yes, I certainly do.

Ah, yes.

Ah, you must be delivering my 1912 Polish coronation stamp.

Ah, you, me and the open road, huh?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Is it the future you seek?

Ah.

Ah. Here we are.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ain't supposed to drink with his regulars.

Airport, please.

Alas, poor Buick. I knew it well.

Alexa, do you have any X‐X‐X‐X‐

Alexa, sell those stocks.

All because I couldn't keep my drunken trap shut!

All hail our new champion,

All hail the living god.

All I can think of now is we should do that, Lou.

All I gotta do is ruin this movie.

All I need is God in my heart, the good book in my hand, and...

All is well.

All jobs suck.

All my life, I dated unwrinkled men

All my life, I did what I thought

All my stuff's in there!

All of you Homers have to get back to the nuclear plant

All our stats were on there!

All our toys for Christmas if Daddy can come back.

All right team, the word of the day is "upsell."

All right there, Kristof.

All right, all right, weirdos.

All right, all right! I'll tell you!

All right, but I'm leaving now, dear.

All right, come on in.

All right, gluten balls!

All right, here we go.

All right, I will.

All right, moving on to the... Ooh.

All right, next category: 20th Century Vacuum Cleaners.

All right, now it's time for the story of Vincent van Moe.

All right, pal, should we call it a tie?

All right, stop quivering like a quince jelly.

All right, time to do my first self‐portrait.

All right, what's the job?

All right, where is your car?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Here you go.

All right. I'll just drink soda.

All rise for the Honorable Judge J. T. Winchester.

All the Ices from Cube to T.

All the men's lives, except Homer's.

All the movies you've produced for the Heartmark Channel

All the other beloved billionaires are here.

All the respect and love I have for people came from you."

All the starting pitchers were injured in a multi‐canoe pile‐up

All this time I was showing my butt,

All this time I've been eating meat?!

All we're looking for is a little friendship and respect.

All yolk, double bacon.

All you can do is get on the next bus out of town

All you get is a piece of paper with your name on it.

All you got to do is put these jugs outside of taverns,

ALL: Aw!

ALL: Football!

ALL: Happy birthday, Lisa!

ALL: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

ALL: Improv Shakespeare!

ALL: Mmm...

ALL: To freedom!

ALL: Trick or treat.

ALL: Truck, truck, hooray!

Almost midnight? How did it get so late?

Almost. I just want a minute to say goodbye.

Also not here.

Also tiger moms, checked‐out dads

Also, hands off Milhouse.

Also, in the future,

Also, leave. Leave your husband.

Also, this bottle.

Also, you have tables?

Also, you owe me $27,000.

Although Dad ate the original pretzel.

Although, a seventh grader once told me

Although, you wouldn't get far without a publicist

Always going on about how much you love your mother,

Always the same.

Always welcome in any lobby.

Always will be.

Am I inside?

Am I supposed to get there?

Am I, am I reaching you?

Amazing!

Amen.

Amen.

Amigos, familia,

Amongst my business brethren.

An emotionally satisfying ending.

An Englishman dressing in drag!

An eternal guild of listeners.

An exhibit about a Roman family

An icon for brilliant female artists everywhere.

An interesting paradox.

An NFL quarterback/international superspy. (moans)

An old woman who's enraged by my very existence.

An online petition attacking our local private golf club

An only child, he grew up surrounded

An order of French feelings,

And 20th Century Fox.

And 5'8" is a very nice height for a fella.

And a "whittled by" credit.

And a bartender. He's just...

And a candle that smells like a pine tree

And a diet that picture, if'n you please.

And a family man does things with his family.

And a fully faded old man.

And a huge bottle of tequila.

And a kind of catsup blended with a well‐naised egg

And a public figure had to apologize

And a roll of 1982 quarters.

And a son who's smart in a way we haven't figured out yet.

And a super chocolate frosty depression.

And after "B," the next answer's usually "C."

And after it's much too late, love.

And all I've ever asked from you

And all we do at Yale is apologize.

And all we got are bad prison tattoos.

And also evil. I mean, I mean, football.

And as soon as I filed my patent, my start‐up got funded.

And at least 500 words.

And auto makes.

And banish you to Britain's penal colony, America.

And Bart doesn't try enough?

And Bart's a suck‐up!

And became a fancy socialite.

And blabbed the unblabbable.

And broadcasts a precise GPS signal for 24 hours.

And burying every personal need I had

And by "we," I mean "me"

And capable and brave

And Christmas movies are the best movies,

And come take a selfie at the Fenty lip gloss fountain.

And comment on how the elephant seals are "living the life."

And complain about your job.

And convince them aliens have landed?

And cool me whiskey.

And could become pope and marry his sister.

And cruelty to animals

And David Z. Cohen!

And decided that all the money should belong

And Denver Boot.

And don't get me started on their sex life.

And don't look me in the voice.

And don't worry, it has maximum torque for its class

And don't worry, Lisa.

And El Barto.

And especially God bless Daddy.

And even if she would, I don't have enough money.

And every Christmas, we will kill and decorate a giant tree

And every thin‐crust should be deep dish.

And everyone else is drunk. This is a nightmare.

And everyone hates them, so...

And everyone in BTS, except for Jungkook.

And everyone in this town knows that.

And evil 17th hole.

And extend your life.

And famished.

And farther still do I fall.

And filled them with live crickets,

And finally, hurricane vomiting.

And for that, I am forever neutral.

And for you, five breakfast burritos.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And FORD. We go further, so you can.

And Fred, the man I could've been,

And freeing us now?

And get 'em to me by closing time.

And get home to the big city and my surgeon fiancé.

And Ghost Beef.

And go home to make a mixed‐race nerd.

And grandparents who like everything,

And Grauman's Chinese Theatres.

And Harry S. Truman.

And have more responsibility. (laughs)

And he always won.

And he doesn't like people who are different,

And he gives you money?

And he perfected a curveball of rare devastation.

And he was able to move his family

And Headless Malibu Stacy.

And her name is Miss Hoover.

And here in triplicate.

And here they are!

And here you are.

And here you are.

And his accent's inconsistent.

And his brain is Pop Rocks and Silly Putty.

And his commitment to animal rights is so inspiring.

And his new work friends

And his slightly slimmer acquaintance.

And hit the old skinflint up

And how to apologize and mostly mean it.

And I almost understand ya.

And I believe the answer is "a doy."

And I burned the good d****s

And I couldn't make obscene gestures with my hands.

And I do an awesome Todd Flanders,

And I do mean armed.

And I enjoy nothing.

And I found out something else about the day you were born.

And I got my job back at Autozone,

And I have an annoying way of talking on the phone?

And I have nothing more to say except... (grunts)

And I have seen, like, five things!

And I have sophisticated technology

And I hope this chair makes it easier.

And I just want to understand her life.

And I know just where to find him.

And I know who you are.

And I know you will all come along with me

And I leave my tiny little magnet school for the big time,

And I like eating and not looking at art.

And I love any version of you.

And I love Lisa.

And I love you more than you love me.

And I love you.

And I never saw my robot friends again.

And I promise you that, as your president,

And I saw what's behind the Big Hedge

And I secretly filmed you saying nice things to my mom.

And I should know.

And I showed the whole town.

And I swore I would never go back to retail‐‐

And I want to show off by eatin' chicken.

And I was a philosophy major at Brown.

And I was able to dig my way out

And I was thinking I would bring

And I was too nervous to say anything,

And I will get my chair back.

And I will serve you.

And I will sleep with other women starting two hours ago.

And I won't let you be the model for Atlas.

And I'd like a man's drink. Bourbon, neat, in a dirty glass.

And I'll buy you...

And I'll let you in.

And I'll never have to work on a...

And I'll never leave you.

And I'll teach Shakespeare using dances from TikTok.

And I'll tell you something crazy: I loved getting that "A."

And I'm getting completely screwed on onesies.

And I'm getting special clogs made up

And I'm giving your podcast five stars

And I'm gonna be cool to the caddies.

And I'm lactose intolerant.

And I'm not even supposed to eat Jell‐O.

And I'm not going to college.

And I'm off to prove it.

And I'm proud.

And I'm replacing you with a professional.

And I'm thrilled to announce the Guilty Grampa

And I'm trying to think of some possible plan to rescue myself.

And I'm wealthy

And I'm worried you're gonna lose that.

And I've been to dozens of test screenings.

And I've got a belly full of hot figs. (heaves)

And if he improvises like that, I can fire the writers.

And if I leave I won't get the promotion?

And if so, shouldn't comic book profits be tax free?"

And if Swoosie Kurtz has a problem with that,

And if you don't laugh, you win a prize!

And if you don't listen to me,

And if you say different,

And in cash!

And in exchange for my unwavering loyalty,

And in no time at all,

And in that way, I will never truly die.

And in the case of the movie Edge of Tomorrow,

And in the end, the donkey turned out to be a horse.

And in the shaking tunic,

And is being adapted into a streaming series

And is desperately trying to get out.

And it got cold on the descent.

And it said, "Finely‐tuned machine."

And it shouldn't. We're making the art that we feel

And it was all my fault.

And it wasn't even cooked.

And it's all because of me.

And it's all due to Fred.

And it's blitzkrieging my intestines.

And it's giving me anxiety attacks.

And it's set six years in the past.

And it's written in Latin,

And its wonderful airbed‐and‐breakfasts.

And Joe Shuster to defeat the Nazi menace in 1938?

And just be in the moment.

And just wait till we get to dessert.

And keep the goods in a tight little package,

And keep us mindful to care one for the other.

And kiss the gentle hand of your sovereign.

And last I checked, none of them are handing out jobs.

And learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes.

And leave me holding the bag.

And like every new religion, sooner or later,

And listen to others, at least a bit.

And look damn good doing it.

And Majora reveled in the high status,

And make me an ostrich I can't refuse."

And Marge and Lisa are barely speaking.

And men wanted to be killed by him.

And Midge, your husband can never drink again,

And mind of the artist.

And Mister Ed.

And most favorite Shia LaBeouf movie.

And my beautiful family, which I can't see.

And my dad's friend.

And my face looks like a syphilitic moon.

And my insight into you is

And my undeserved confidence.

And Neptune's kicking our butts, somehow.

And never forgive you.

And never stop running.

And never tips less than 100 bucks.

And no animal has passed gas in its making.

And no offense, but I bought you a chair.

And no one has seen him in 30 years, he's a famous recluse.

And no.

And not always try to solve them.

And not ask questions.

And not be in Dinner for Schmucks?

And not in a good way!

And nothing will stop me.

And now for the query that will blow them away.

And now has a broken spirit.

And now I believe in myself.

And now I'm eating a feeling

And now I'm gonna tell you. Yay!

And now it's payback time.

And now it's time for... audience questions.

And now let us thank Lord Jupiter

And now my favorite. The ceiling

And now they're coming for you.

And now to flush out the fox.

And now we're one rung from the top.

And now your picture goes up on our wall of fame.

And now, given her high profile and 80% approval rating,

And now, his sister, Lisa Simpson,

And now, without further ado...

And nowhere else.

And number ten would be...

And on the left, oh, I think there's Superman flying

And once Fred gets around to it,

And one thing I know for certain:

And others think, "I'd like to choke that."

And our shipment of cozy scarves was released from customs.

And our trucks might be monster

And our wives.

And overthrow this madman!

And owner of three NBA teams‐‐

And past the Keurig coffee maker I bought but never use.

And pay a $25 city business tax.

And people wearing shorts?

And people who wear baseball hats,

And plans were made for their future.

And please, tell me the meaning of the word "torque."

And post.

And professional haircuts.

And put him or her in charge of making everyone behave.

And rainbow lollipops?

And raise the prices...

And Ramon's famous Bloody Marys.

And really doesn't give a fig about me.

And recreate the energy burst that brought you here.

And rides a piece of cardboard down a hill to help her back.

And round and round you go, boys.

And save my childhood.

And saxophonists above second chair.

And Scrooged.

And second cousin.

And seemed to have sprained my ankle

And send.

And she said I was too adorable to be sterilized.

And she's using my stolen credit card.

And sign this nondisclosure agreement?

And Simpson's my way in.

And six other times this week.

And slice that belly and hello, guts.

And sneak in through the red carpet.

And so is his room.

And some of those words can be "a" or "the."

And soon, there'll be no you.

And start a new kiddie pizza place,

And start to better random lives.

And syphilis.

And take the hooch.

And that counts as your music education

And that girl's with me.

And that justifies my existence on Earth

And that was that.

And that which tore it apart.

And that's all there is to her.

And that's just one man.

And that's my Sarah!

And that's really hard for an eight‐year‐old.

And that's why I choose you.

And the "meat beater."

And the black booties.

And the boy becomes a fine person.

And the confession didn't help, either, but‐but...

And the dog.

And the drawing of me was so off‐model.

And the fact that you wouldn't be here if not for me.

And the girls call you "a snack."

And the highest possible ranking from J.D. Power.

And the jaded outsider is finally won over.

And the jobs of everyone in this plant,

And the library?

And the love he sought most was that of his father,

And the next one I can get from Martin.

And the next thing I know, the cops are telling me

And the passengers were finishing dinner.

And the police will save the day.

And the remainder of the weekend.

And the rest of you will be spared the lash.

And the Smitherverse to nod and take copious notes.

And the universe is back to normal.

And the winning team is...

And their fall from grace.

And their wine and a cozy throw blanket

And then a grand opening

And then it wasn't you.

And then J. J. Abrams took my robots away...

And then maybe a couple more to take the edge off.

And then one in the morning just to get normal.

And then we get our passports back.

And then you ruined it, and then you saved it again.

And there are people that make you

And there's mail blowing everywhere.

And there's no volume knob.

And there's one man in town

And these are all the nuclear plants

And they lifted their restrictions.

And they put down a huge deposit.

And they will finally be successful.

And they're gonna stay private.

And they're willing to pay for it.

And things changed.

And this belongs to you.

And this delicious new thing called a pizza.

And this Enrique Iglesias CD

And this is Guilty Grampa.

And this is what they're paying me.

And this many clowns in clown pants!

And this silk kimono

And this sun is too... sunny.

And to ride an escalator next to Ant Man Paul Rudd!

And today, it all pays off.

And trouble brewed as Lily offered a perverse prayer.

And turned them into something crass and commercial.

And ultimate torque.

And use our own minds

And waited for you to meet me in Mexico

And we can sell them at a profit.

And we got griddle drippings.

And we know all about your plans to sell the town

And we never heard from her again.

And we top off the disguise with a voice modulation chip.

And we won't be showing that movie anymore.

And we'll get right on that!

And we're gonna steal it back

And we're totally lost.

And welcome to UPM.

And when you got that figured out,

And when you grow fat enough,

And when you retire, you're gonna get a Netflix special.

And why do they feel the need to say it out loud?

And why not?

And with good reason.

And with the way he eats,

And with this cruise package, you're guaranteed a deck chair

And would you shave off the mustache?

And yet nothing magical ever happens.

And yet she says I have potential.

And you do remember your non‐disclosure agreement?

And you don't have to fight for precious overhead space.

And you have more ex‐wives than franchise locations.

And you immediately believe it?

And you just put me down

And you know it. Give me those.

And you know what I'm gonna do now?

And you know what, I'm glad I did.

And you should be proud.

And you took the job of sad, washed up rock star.

And you turn my summer festival into a‐a‐a holiday set piece!

And you want to ruin it!

And you will love what I do do.

And you'll all be buried in dirty laundry

And you'll get your urinus gratis.

And you'll have to drive 'cause he can't. Ha!

And you'll never forgive them,

And you'll say I was your most influential person.

And you'll see how I feel.

And you're a sad little man whose best days never happened.

And you're also a huge racist.

And you're gonna help us.

And you're gonna write letters to me forever

And you're stuck in this dump.

And you're the only one who can disarm it.

And your cholesterol is sky high.

And your mother‐‐ how did she deal with all this?

And your plan won't work.

And, "Smell you later."

And, as usual, I've learned nothing!

And, instead of wafers and wine,

And, uh, disillusionment.

And, uh, well, I have been invited

And, worst of all,

And!

And... good enough. Or whatever. Who cares really?

Andrea del Verrocchio."

Annie Potts is already here.

ANNOUNCER: Coming now to the main stage...

ANNOUNCER: Coming up, Cookie Castle,

ANNOUNCER: Having trouble with a relationship?

ANNOUNCER: Now boarding, non‐stop Springfield to London.

Another Bush kid. Another Bush kid.

Another classic Skinner travel hack.

Another clog in the chunk chute. (chuckles)

Another one of our Christmas movies shooting in it.

Another woman in his life vanished.

Antibooze? That stuff isn't real.

Any complaints? Insubordinate remarks?

Any day now.

Any office, for that matter.

Any scuttlebutt from the union?

Any unkillable irradiated airborne entities

Anybody could fake a check from...

Anyone who takes longer is just trying to bleed the studio dry.

Anyone you want. Just pick.

Anything to destroy their paradise.

Anything, eh?

Anything.

Anything.

Anywhere you look, you can see the stars.

Apologize immediately.

Apologize?

Apparently not.

Apparently, this is happening.

Apparently, we've been working with him for years.

Apparently.

Appropriate. Never heard of that word.

Approved phrases limited to...

Aqueduct guzzlers.

Are cheapening the whole idea of religion,

Are dead Romans and Catholic priests.

Are going shopping for lewd pottery.

Are huge hits!

Are in the correct order.

Are made of plants from the rainforest?

Are married to Marge and have three children.