Philoctetes Phil Soundboard Edit

Come on kid! concentrate! use your head!

He's losin' points for this!

Hello hello am I talking to what hyperspace hello it's me

Holy hera

I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine there is nothin' you can't do kid

I hate to burst your bubble kid but that ain't applause

I like 'em fiery!

I thought you were gonna be the all time champ not the all time chump

I trained all those would be heroes odysseus perseus theseus a lot of yeuseus

Now remember kid first analyze the situation don't just barrel in there without thinking

Rein it in rookie you can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons but this is the big leagues!

Rule number 95 kid concentrate!

She's a fraud! she's been playin' ya for a sap!

To be a true hero kid is a dying art like paintin' a masterpiece it's a work of heart

Why not two words I am retired

Will you forget the head slicing thing

Yeah oh yeah she's really something a real pain in the patella!

You have to continue to grow

You'll get your chance you just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster