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After 2 AM #barney stinson #legendary #how i met your mother #after 2 am
Air guitar #air guitar #happy #excited #celebrate #how i met your mother #barney stinson #himym
Baby with your butt
Bang bang bangity bang #himym #bang #sex #tinder #hook up
Barney meets his daughter #barney stinson #baby #love #himym #how i met your mother #fatherhood
Barney self five #self five #self high five #high five #up top #well done #good job #nice work #good effort #slap hands #self praise
Barney shoots himself #barney #nph #kms #shoot myself #suicide
Barney Stinson Air Guitar #air guitar #celebrate #excited #happy #barney stinson #how i met your mother #himym
Basketball
BEERCULES #himym #marshall eriksen #college #regret #beercules #beer #drunk
Being friends with me is hard, I'm awesome
Best day of your life
Big Brother
Blackout orgasms
BOATS BOATS BOATS #boats #vacation #paycheck #summer #beach #travel #ocean
Boobs?
Bowl o' pornflakes
Bro..
Calling people names is hurtful, ass face #insult #hurtful #name calling #lily aldrin #how i met your mother #himym #words hurt #mean
Can't think straight!
Can't you do anything right, Patrice? #robin and patrice #himym #how i met your mother #scolding #ungrateful #mad #screw up #you had one job
Car alarm
Celebrate #praise #happy #celebrate #jumping #joy #champagne #barney #robin
Challenge accepted #challange accepted #barney #barney stinson #challange #accepted #himym #agree #take on
Champagne Celebration #happy new year #himym #champagne #pop bubbly #celebrate #excited #cheer #rejoice #they broke up #hooray #joy
Cheerful!
Come at You
Come on #cmon #lily #real story #tell the truth #ted
Damnit Patrice, stop smothering me! #stop smothering me #i need space #himym #back off #how i met your mother #robin and patrice
Dead batteries
Dead squirrel
Diarrhea
Eliminated
Friendship Over #how i met your mother #barney stinson #friendship #friendship over #upset #himym
Hashtag burn
Have you met Ted? #how i met your mother #himym #ted mosby #barney stinson #josh radnor #neil patrick harris #nph #dating advice #dating pointers #pickup lines #bro code #introduction
HEE YA! MOVE ALONG!
Hell's Kitchen
Himym Tv Tone
Hit of the sandwich
Hot Crazy Scale #how i met your mother #barney #barney stinson #hot crazy scale #ted #ted mosby #hot crazy matrix #vicky mendoza diagonal
Husband's condoms
I accept your challenge #challenge accepted #bring it on #himym #challenge #how i met your mother #barney stinson #neil patrick harris
I am sick of being smarter than everyone else #smarter #im smarter #sick of being smarter #sick of being smarter than everyone else #himym #how i met your mother #lilly #sick of everyone #stupid peopl
I Can Woo #lily aldrin #robin scherbatsky #woo girls #basic #girls night out #how i met your mother #cobie smulders
I Dare You Guys to Dare Us to Makeout #how i met your mother #marshall #drinking #makeout #drunk #daquiris
I forbid you from calling her #himym #dont call #barney stinson #woman advice #bad idea
I need to go home reevaluate how I make life decisions
I request the highest of fives #high five #highest of fives #neil patrick harris #barney stinson #slap hands
I said good day! #how i met your mother #goodbye #bye #upset #barney stinson #storm out #himym
I was a teenage pop star in Canada #himym #robin sparkles #canada #canadian popstar #music video #teen years #how i met your mother
I'm awesome #st patricks day #hungover #barney stinson #awesome #confidence #trash
I'm in twouble!
I'm not crazy
Ice cream
Ice Cream! Air guitar #ice cream #celebrate #excited #happy #barney stinson #how i met your mother #himym
It was awesome!
It's going to be legendary #how i met your mother #neil patrick harris #barney stinson #legendary
It's gonna be legen..
Law suit up #barney stinson #suit up #how i met your mother #neil patrick harris #get ready #lets roll
Leave the Chateau
Legend..
Let's dance
Living in America (Barney Stinson) #himym #barney stinson #halloween #living in america #usa #how i met your mother #apollo creed
Marshall vs the Machines
Mermaid becomes manatee
Much of What I Do Does Not Make Me Cry #im fine #marshall #im okay #how i met your mother
My Chair Is Reasonably Comfortable #marshall #how i met your mother #tired #tired of work
My life rocks
New is always better
Oh my god can you just be cool #how i met your mother #himym #barney stinson #be cool #omg #just once #please
Pain montage #punched in nuts #rejected #hurt #painful #brutal
Peace out, hombres #peace out #later #leaving #bye #see ya #my life is awesome
Pee on a stick
Pick me up I needed
Prayer Five #high five #prayer high five #church #barney stinson
Robin's birthday lesson #robin #dad #birthday #camping #hunting #himym #how i met your mother
Rock U Til Canada Day #canada #maple leaf #canadian #robin sparkles #canuck #alanis #how i met your mother
Sisters fight, Ted! #himym #sisters #fight #argue #screaming #robin and patrice #how i met your mother
Slap countdown #slapsgiving #slap bet #slap #himym #marshall erikson #barney stinson #how i met your mother
Son of a bitch!
Song of a bitch #sob #son of a bitch #himym #clint #yell at the sky #are you kidding me #seriously
Spinter sized splinter
Tall dark and awesome
Thank you #thank you #ted mosby
Thank you Linus #thank you linus #thank you #kenedy package #how i met your mother
Thank YOU!
That's a penis! #penis #building #architecture #hammond druthers #how i met your mother
That's love, bitch #true love #high five #in love #marhsall #lily #himym
That's the dream #thats the dream #thats the dream #the dream #barney stinson #barney #barney thats the dream #himym #himym thats the dream
Thats a penis! (Slow motion) #penis #building #hammond druthers #architecture #how i met your mother
Thats what your mom said
There will be no slap today (Slapsgiving) #slapsgiving #slap bet #slap #bet #payback #trick #betray #himym #how i met your mother #barney stinson #marshall erikson
Think of me like Yoda, instead of..
Tiny five! #tiny five #high five #up top #well done #good job #nice work #good effort #slap hands #self praise
Top Model
Two out of three times, guaranteed
Wait for it
Wait for it..
Walk of shame #how i met your mother #walk of shame #what up #shame #no game #himum
We will be what is up New York #how i met your mother #barney stinson #neil patrick harris #new york #night life #party #whats up #himym
Well that's not what you want #thats not what you want #thats not what you want #well thats not what you want #well thats not what you want #not what you want #himym #himym thats not what you want #ba
Wet myself
What I love about halloween #barney stinson #himym #how i met your mother #halloween #funny #slutty costumes
What No #howimetyourmother #barney #barneystinson #what #no #bed
What up #how i met your mother #barney stinson #neil patrick harris #what up #whats up #yo #high five #hello
What's in the Box #box #seven #himym #robin #parody
What's up New York! #how i met your mother #barney stinson #neil patrick harris #new york #whats up #himym
Worst idea ever
You can slap him (Slapsgiving) #slapsgiving #slap #bet #himym #how i met your mother #marshall erikson #barney stinson #payback #thanksgiving
You just got slapped (chorus) #slapsgiving #thanksgiving #slap bet #slap #bet #payback #barney stinson #marshall erikson #himym #how i met your mother
You spooned me against my will
You've been lawyered #lawyered #law #marshal erikson #himym #how i met your mother #jason segal
Your time is up

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