Adventure Time - Season 7 Edit

A are you remembering?

A big, fat whompin', uh, I hope.

A different course.

A puppy, a baby goose?!

A second hurts really bad in the face of eternity.

A stranger's just a friend you haven't taken candy from yet.

A stunning move from the newcomer Charlie.

A thousand times over.

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah! [Shatter!]

Aaaaaah! No way! Waaaaaaah!

Aaaaaah... Oh, lady!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! What was that?! Vampiyah!

Aaah...

Aah, great! My plan worked!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! (GRUNTS)

Aah! [Hisses]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Hyah! Hah!

Aah! Ah ha ha!

Aah! He's biting my hat!

Aah! Huh?! [ Crunchy grunts ]

Aah! My soul!

Aah.

Across the centuries.

Activation status... Operational.

Actually, human plus.

Actually, I have something really serious to ask.

Adventure Time

Adventure Time

Adventure Time

Adventure Time

After all, you're one of us.

After I stress fainted.

After making sure neddy was safe

After some of the stuff we've seen?

Agents of darkness and light in a tug of war.

Ah, there's no time to go back!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Show yourself!

Ah.

Aha!

Aha! Ohh.

Aha.

Ahh!

Ahhh!

Ain't no rookie.

All dreams are weird.

All right people, this is our last stand!

All right, all right, everyone. Calm down!

All right, but everyone be careful.

All right, come on. I'll let you be bad cop.

All right, hold still.

All right, say we do work together.

All right, stay calm. You called the right guy.

All right, that's a bit much.

All right, what do you want?

All right.

All right. The deck is ripe.

All the other humans into a golden age.

All this advice is just made up baloney!

All this tacky plastic rubbish?!

All unarmed and tethered like this

All y'all keep quiet! Charlie's flexin'!

All you ever needed was a forest and something hot to chew on.

All your tiresome mortal emotions,

All: Blow her up! Blow her up!

All: Hello.

ALL: Huh?

ALL: No!

ALL: Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk!

ALL: Wow.

Alley oop!

Almost all the vampires that are left.

Also, I used to be dead.

Also, I'm naming you "Gibbon."

Also, there's six of them now!

Also, untie me, please.

Also, we got you crosswords, soo doo koos,

Although...

Am I right?

An entire universe vibrating in harmony.

An undead.

And 40s are older than I ever want to be.

And a bone of the father.

And a stake boomerang.

And all my friends were in grave danger and horrible torment.

And all new conspiracies.

And bury this nasty bucket of sludge

And combined with a downed Feed Man,

And combined with a downed Feed Man,

And come out the other side but a shadow.

And connect the dots.

And could come from anywhere at any time

And don't try to talk me out of it.

And even better, the ship's repairs are almost done.

And even if we did, they'd probably die...

And everyone can see it except you?

And for that, we are eternally grateful.

And grow invincible!

And guess who the special celebrity guest judge is?

And he's a wet hot dog around everyone!

And hurling spiky purple gobs at me.

And I am a king, not a hamster.

And I can't afford losing any of you.

And I control the source of the juice.

And I dub thee sir Jake the dog.

And I hope it's me!

And I say it's a new era!

And I'll play one of your games.

And I'm offering you a way out.

And instead of a wax idol,

And it's gonna change all of this.

And Mr. Outrageous has Jake on the ropes.

And must render all treasure and wives

And my vampire hunting reflexes kicked in!

And nanette, my beautiful calf...Is decaf!

And now I'm all he has.

And once I stake and gank your shape shifting power,

And over there, Benton and Mike R.

And Princess Bubblegum

And Princess Bubblegum

And Princess Bubblegum

And regain my sanity.

And saved us all some trouble.

And send her away.

And set collection.

And someday, when you die,

And sometimes Ice King?

And that's not scary, right?

And the longer you work for me, the more mods you'll earn.

And the next logical step...

And the power returns to crunchy! Aah!

And the serums are ready,

And the villagers are getting crazy.

And then and then the juice goes in all those drains.

And then he said, "Fine."

And then maybe, Betty, my Princess...

And there can't be any still around!

And there's plenty of room there if you don't want to be alone.

And they used their poles to sting people

And those with a deep sense of loss in their hearts.

And to a much lesser extent, Finn.

And transforms it into candy juice.

And we always pull through.

And we're all like, "It's still good. Look

And where did you learn all this blobbity bob?

And while technically a legal move,

And why is the burrito man giving away free burritos?

And woke up in strange seas.

And you become a vampire?

And you can drink red just as easy.

And you can't have it! Pbht!

And you got no class.

And you still can't get anything right, can you?

And you still think this is the right way

And you wanted to help?

And you were still nice and pink.

And you'd be right.

And your name is Empress.

And, geez Louise,

And... and pretty... and statuesque and... and...

And/or from the hideous orgalorg,

Angry presence detected.

Announcer: A shocking move!

ANNOUNCER: A solid move from the veteran Jake.

ANNOUNCER: He's right..

Announcer: It's the semi final round,

ANNOUNCER: Round 1!

Announcer: Round 2 starts in five minutes.

Anybody! Help me! Princess!

Anyway, you don't need to worry, I've changed, as well.

Anyway, you don't want in on this fight.

Anyway...

Anyways, we should try to find her before

Approaching coastal extraction point.

Are these visits random events?

Are we gonna gaze into each other's eyes again?

Are y'all hunting wabbits?

Are you all right, dude?

Are you disobeying me?

Are you messing with me?

Are you ready, Marceline?

Are you sure we need the feathers?

Are you sure your peepers are all right?

Are you sure?

Are you, uh... Do you feel bad?

Aren't you curious about how I know you?

Art facts.

Art must survive.

Artificial hearts to replace bum tickers,

As humans, it's our duty to tell the tales,

As long as you don't invite her in, you should be fine.

As such, you may no longer

As the once powerful and dignified Princess Bubblegum

As you collude against me with my sworn enemy.

Ask him to sign the book!

Assistants!

At once!

At the same time, it was terrifying.

Aw, what? Weak!

Aww, thanks, dude.

Aww.

B but honey, wh why you being so mean to me?

Back off!

Back, back, back, back!

Baloney!

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

BANANA GUARD: Uh, hey, excuse me.

Battle happens in one of four combat lanes,

Battle of the Bands. What up?

Be content.

Bean Ball!

Bean Ball?!

Beautiful.

Because I believe the girls have to follow vampire rules.

Because no one lives long enough

Because of me?

Because that's what an old school vampire does!

Because we couldn't afford a bathtub.

Because you're too thick to even fall under my spell.

Before embarking on my next decade.

Being mortal was good

Best makeover ever!

Better late than never, I guess.

Better to run and hide like a rat, right, buddy?!

Better track down the source and kill it.

Bingo. Hm.

Blah, blah, blah, blah!

Blah! Win! Win at all costs!

Blank Eyed Girl?

Blblblblbl! Spooky!

Bleh.

Blind auctioning,

Blind to the price you must pay for such powers.

BMO is always fine.

Bones..

Bonnie, I don't get it.

Bonnie, thank you for helping me grow up.

Boo!

Book it, Terry!

Boom! Ow!

BOTH: (WHISPERING) It's working.

BOTH: ♪ and I'm spitting straight flames ♪

BOTH: ♪ Right there where you left it ♪

BOTH: ♪ When we come through, respect the emcees ♪

BOTH: ♪ With the sorrow in our hearts ♪

Both: Hey! [ Grunting ]

BOTH: Hmmm.

Both: Princess, princess, princess, princess!

Boy, I just love walking through

Boy, my neck sure is hot.

Bring me blood.

Bring me the blood of Finn!

Bubblegum sent me for the bucket.

Bubblegum: [ Echoing ] Marceline?

Bubblegum: Finn, don't worry about it.

Bubblegum: Hey, pep.

BUBBLEGUM: Man, you're really tangled up good.

Bubblegum: This means someday you'll die.

BUBBLEGUM: What the heck, Peps?

Burn them, Finn! They're embarrassi

Burn them, Finn! They're embarrassi...

But are you sure you want to do this?

But by tourney rules,

But check out my stretching powers, Dr. G.

But Finn told Susan not to take candy from strangers.

But for now now, we got to get our plan together.

But he must have let you beat him.

But I don't know how bad news all of this is...

But I don't want to sleep.

But I dosed the candy.

But I got an idea.

But I have been going through a rough patch.

But I really think there could

But I want to bop her in the nose!

But I'm not done burying my 20s.

But I've got a bad feeling

But in these new times, I have a chance to try...

But it looks like you need to be relieved.

But it still changes

But it's not just the vampires or the oozers

But listen, I've cleared out

But made for a vampire.

But neddy's from the same place you're from,

But next to your brother, you're the light of the party.

But now a creature can step out of that struggle.

But now her milk is nonfat

But now your bravery is essential

But only for a moment.

But she's a woman.

But Susan is our friend, so stop her gently.

But the four of us will live like kings

But until then, you have to stay brave, my fearless Marceline.

But we can change our outcome this time!

But what if you lose?

But you could be so good!

But you haven't paid a price.

But you love m e e e e!

But you're hurting too many people.

But you've lived long enough.

But, mom, my dreams we e e ird.

But, princess, under the tree, there's

But, uh, we still make time for the tourney...

But, you know, this operation might not even work.

But...

By other Blank Eyed Girls touching their eyeballs.

Bye bye!

Can I play now?

Can Susan get more bass in the monitor?

Can we make it back in time to judge the bands?

Can you guess what it is?

Can you guys hear the song now?

Can you sign

Can't smell nuthin' no more.

Card Wars... the great and venerable game of old.

Cascade failure imminent.

Catch ya on the flip, Papa.

Cease! Please!

CHARLIE: Be cool.

Clean entry wounds.

Clearance confirmed.

Click.

Come back!

Come back! Come back!

Come on over here.

Come on, boys, let's get you cleaned up.

Come on, crunchy, it's dark. Let me tie you up.

Come on, Finn! Let me hear that war cry!

Come on, grab your friends

Come on, grab your friends

Come on, grab your friends

Come on, grab your friends

Come on, Jakey. pull it together.

Come on, little bun.

Come on, Marce.

Come on, Simon. It's over.

Come on!

Come on! All right, all right!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Guess!

Come on. Let's get you some ice cream.

Come to me, angry demons!

Come with me, and I'll explain almost everything.

Come, Charlie!

Coming out of a loaf of bread.

Commence Card Wars!

Commencing target engagement protocol.

Commodity speculation,

Conspiracy!

Contact lenses?!

Control the scene!

Cool, huh?

Corn, wheat, blue, crystals,

Could hypnotize an earclops.

Could kaboom reality off its whack.

Courage, courage.

Crowd control, ma'am.

Crowd control, ma'am.

Crud.

Crunchy, do you have a pen? Tell me you have a pen.

Cute!

Cyber Tiffany!

Dad was right.

Dad! Why are you here?

Daddy's pro tege!

Daily and nightly

Dang king of ooo, going around like d.J. Snappy.

Dang, girl. Aaah!

Dang, Marci. Have some faith. Geez.

Dang, Susan, did you memorize the layout?

Dang, you speak robot?

Dang! Lost him!

Decides to turn on us someday.

Demma your rules. Demma good rule, dough.

Desist resist!

Desist resist.

Did she bite you?!

Did we slay, or did we slay?

Did you dye your hair?

Did you hear that, Susan?

Did you just call me a cockroach, Simon?!

Did you know about that? No.

Did you try making "feel better" waffles?

Didn't your daddy give you demon powers?

Dignified!

Do as I do.

Do it, chicken! You make me sick!

Do it!

Do it! He's getting away!

Do what you like! I know what's right!

Do what you will, you globless Blank Eyed Girls!

Do you know these oily doilies, Marceline?

Do you know who you're messing with?!

Do you like it?

Do you think you could ask the v.K.

Do you want more bones? Is that it?!

Do you want more bones? Is that it?!

Do you, like, carry milk?

Does anyone have any milk for this?

Does that mean we can be friends now, Marceline?

Don't be such a nerd, crunchy.

Don't drop the bucket. Exactly.

Don't forget to check out our merch table.

Don't go NY NY, Marci. I'm worried.

Don't let anyone read my diaries!

Don't let anyone read my diaries.

Don't people wear coats anymore?

Don't put that biz in your mouth, man!

Don't resist.

Don't touch my radio!

Don't worry about us, Marceline.

Don't worry. We'll be ready for it.

Don't you guys want to hang out with me?

Don't you worry.

Donny?

Dozo. Merci and adios.

Dr. Gross, help!

Dr. Gross, what do you get up to in this totally cool place?

Dr. Gross? That's a funny name.

Drat.

Dream stuff always means something.

Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.

Dude was too old fashioned for his own good.

Dude, I don't like that.

Dude, I don't like that.

Dude, I slew a freakin' bone demon for that thing. Come on!

Dude, that was her Uncle Gumbald's outside clock.

During my treasure census.

During those years.

Each deriving its power from one of the 16 themed elements..

Each of us play a vital role,

Easy first, take down the v.K.,

Eat a stake!

ECHOED VOICE: Snap!

Eh heh, no.

Eh, guarding stuff, I guess.

Eh, yeah?

Either way, I will not bite!

Eliminating busybody.

Emcee Neptr and Flame P.

Empress, my darling! My great eternal love!

Energy absorption successful.

Euggggghh.

Even better... It's a Battle of the Bands!

Even in their mushy state, these guys'll crack up ya sacrum.

Even just fighting the vampires in the first place

Even though I got my soul sucked,

Ever so slightly

Every farm in our village was attacked.

Every farm in our village was attacked.

Everybody just stay calm and...

Everybody, ready your weapons.

Everything repeats over and over again.

Everything stays

Everything stays

Everything's broken.

Ew! Ew! [ Smooching ]

Execute phase two.

Farmer #2: Up here! ...Deejay fresh start, and my boy big trace.

Feed Man's power source is gone!

Feel your 20s!

Fetch 'em up.

Fight a fight a dragon?

Fighting me?

Finally, I've got the hair of the mother

Find my pick, ya scrubes!

Fine.

Finesse, boy!

Finish him!

Finn, be real for a second.

Finn, have you invited the Blank Eyed Girl inside?

Finn, heads up!

Finn, I got one!

Finn, I'm helping!

Finn, this ain't workin'. It's just fart grabbin'.

Finn, what the heck?!

Finn, you can stop.

Finn, you okay?

Finn: [ Screams ]

FINN: And it sounds like you have, too.

Finn: Hello, Starchy? Am I on?

Finn: Let 'er rip! Bubblegum: Wait!

Finn: Man!

Finn: Marceline?

Finn: Princess?

FINN: Susan.

FINN: Whoa!

Finn: Yee ow!

Finn! What the heck is going on here?

Finn?

Finn?

Finn?

Finn? Finn, where are you?

Finn's been turned!

Five seconds rule.

FLAME PRINCESS: Yeah!

Fool, this is life.

For now.

For real? Why?

For the last time, yes!

For turning you would subjugate me to the wheel of fortune,

For your own well being.

Forensically.

Free me from the shackles of my station.

From now on, we'll do this team up style.

Gah!

Gah!

Geez, aren't you cold up here?

Geez.

Geez.

Geez. What happened?

Get a hot dog if you can't take the bun.

Get in me!

Get it!

Get off of my brother!

Get out of here! Don't worry about me!

Get to the boat!

Getting a little warm for royal fineries, though.

Girl stuff, boy stuff, ear stuff, butt stuff.

Git, git, git!

Give it a rest already!

Given that he can see in the dark probably

Glasses to let us see better,

Go ahead, caller.

Go ahead, Finn.

Go away, vampire.

Go fight that thing for me!

Go on.

Go save Finn.

Gomp!

Good afternoon and welcome to plan "C"...

Good beard, Deshawn, seedman, sandwich Paul, angry Susan...

Good for bathing, but not so good for drinking?

Good game, Grand Prix, Moniker.

Good growling, crunchy.

Good job, Tiff.

Good job.

Good luck, Gibbon!

Good old "Backwards egg!"

Good thing that juice is back on.

Goodbye, Marci

Got it.

Gotcha.

Granary Weevil..

Grand Prix.

Grass sword. No!

Green light.

Grr!

Grr?

Guess the song wasn't coming from them.

Gunter?

Gunter? Y you having a bad dream?

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!

Guys, look.

Ha ha!

Ha!

Ha! [ Laughing ]

Ha! Baloney.

Ha! Dumb, lowly animals.

Ha! I'd forgotten that one.

Ha! It is.

Hand management,

Hang in there, bro.

Hasta luego, turds.

Have you seen an electric eel around here?

Have you seen cards like..

He blizzed it all up, man.

He does the vampire's bidding.

He just couldn't get with the times.

He needs my help, and I'll need yours.

He really blizzed up all the skliz!

He sucks the vitamins from the roots

He used to have more of a silver fox thing going on,

He used to tell me that. Lies!

He was happier then, you know.

He's a gob gleebin' vampire hugger!

He's a total dink.

He's all jefferied up in the dome piece.

He's an amateur mad scientist

He's here.

He's not coming back.

He's the worst of them all... the Vampire King.

Headed straight towards the Candy Kingdom.

Hear this!

Hee hee.

Heh. [Magic warbles]

Hello, Jake.

Hello, Simon.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? [ Squealing continues ]

Help!

Her heart is ice! Her will is fire!

Her main power is accelerated healing.

Here we go!

Here you go, my love.

Here's our chance! [Smash!]

Here's the dope you need me.

Hey guys, why don't y'all head back to the cabin?

Hey this is nuts, right?

Hey, babaloos.

Hey, banana men, listen to your princess!

Hey, bozos, it's me.

Hey, bud.

Hey, calm down. You're destroying the mood.

Hey, cover up. The sun's hitting the door.

Hey, Dad, what if I called you "Papa"?

Hey, dillweeds, I just swept the place.

Hey, do you know if I can drink this?

Hey, don't worry... we won't tattle

Hey, Dr. G, can you write a prescription for my bro,

Hey, Finn, catch!

Hey, get back here!

Hey, it's called real talking.

Hey, Jake? What?

Hey, let go of my buddies!

Hey, man, that's not right.

Hey, Marceline, let me "Ax" you something.

Hey, Marceline.

Hey, now, it's too dangerous, okay?

Hey, scorp munk!

Hey, Simon.

Hey, sooner you find it, sooner we can get on with the show.

Hey, sooner you find it, sooner we can get on with the show.

Hey, stay with the tour!

Hey, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie.

Hey, there's stairs back here.

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, you should come, too

Hey, you two been kissing?

Hey, you want to see something funny?

Hey!

Hey! Creepy stuff!

Hey! Marceline! Look at me!

Hey! They're trying to bribe the celebrity guest judge!

Hey! Who's my hunny bunny?!

Hey! You there!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, there, Hierophant!

Hi.

HIEROPHANT: My King...

Hierophant!

High levels of vampire junk in...

Him.

His vampire essence is now completely drained.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hmm

Hmm, it has been a while since I had a good hex put on me.

Hmm, it's almost like he's trying

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? Oh, my.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Carefully contain.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Let's see what else the cards say.

Hmm..

Hold on, I'm working.

Honestly, I'm standing right here

Honey, something weird might just be something familiar

Hope we're going to the snack room.

Horse honey? Pshh!

How 'bout some garlic?

How about this? [ Screams ]

How are you?

How are your card fingers feeling?

How can you be so dismissive

How can you protect me if you're not even here?

How dare you stake my back?

How long do we have to stay in the laundry house, cloud dance?

How many times do you want to do this, Marceline?

How wonderful to meet you all.

How'd you do that?

How'd you get that sick bionic arm?

Huff! Cow... teeth and...

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [Sniffs]

Huh? Aah!

Huh? Ow.

Huh. Looks like you've lost it all the way.

Huhn... no!

Humans have relied on mods for thousands of years.

Humans? Well, Finn's the only human around here.

Humph! Fell asleep?

Hunting is the most royal of sports!

Hurry up. Get in here.

Hwah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I activate the Barrel.

I ain't done nothing.

I am enthralled by you!

I am not playing without it

I am your King,

I at least need to unpack my last decade

I ate a chicken, Marceline.

I begin to lose people around me.

I call baloney!

I came looking for you because I want to team up.

I can easily quadruple my treasure pile!

I can even feel my skin aging.

I can hear your brains.

I can neither participate in joy nor prevent disaster,

I can see myself in your pupils.

I can't be here, man. It's too real.

I can't believe I almost fell into this... hole.

I can't believe they just... Left me here.

I can't even deal with all this modern nonsense!