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Agent was unprofessional.
All the black people are really nice on a really nice boat. By Tyrone by Jamal. I'll miss you guys. I'm gonna listen to lots of $0.50. I'm gonna listen to lots of $0.50.
And a white part I remember like the pre pre civil rights. Yeah dude like that. Like pre pre civil rights. That could probably work.
And I get threatened by a fucking Uber eats driver. Like are you fucking serious?
And you have done everything in your power.
Anybody who rings my doorbell, I'm swinging the door open and blasting you with pepper spray dog. Simple as that. And I'll call the cops, tell him you tried to break in.
Are you fucking serious right now?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious? How in the fucking fuck do I get a fucking agent on the fucking phone right fucking now?
Awesome.
Baked alaska
Black people don't like Christmas, right? Latinos don't like Christmas. It's evil and white guys.
Brandon, I sat out there with my and ain't going in. It's only my friend bigger, mine bigger. Bigger man. Man, man, man, man.
But I want the black part of town to be awesome, dude.
But yeah, probably.
Cancel the fucking order, dude.
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Crank2
Die in a fire
Do your job.
Don't fuck with me.
Don't fucking come to my house when I tell you not to come to my house or you fucking serious, dude. Connect me to a fucking agent right fucking now.
Don't you fucking dare come to my fucking house when I tell you you're not allowed to come to my house.
Dude, Santa Claus hooks it up with watermelon and chicken.
Everybody called me bald and short my entire life, I said. A Nig, a Nikki and Nikki to the Nig. Nig, Nig, nickety nig. Who cares. Cry about it. Cry about you fucking who cares?
Fuck, it's a fucking corporation, dude.
Fucking stupid bitch. Ohh my gosh it disconnecting you fucking suck at your job bitch.
Fucking stupid fucking whore. I'm about to go smash that fucking vehicle.
He was ignoring my fucking messages.
He was so good at basketball.
He's gonna have so much fun in Africa. He's gonna have so much fun in Africa, man. He was so good at basketball. It's gonna all be good. No hard feelings, bra.
Hello stranger. Who's violating my privacy? Who has my private information?
Hey get.
How in the fuck do I fucking talk to you on the fucking phone? How do I fucking call you on the fucking phone?
How in the fuck do I get a fucking agent on the fucking phone right fucking now?
How in the fuck do I hold these people accountable? How in the fuck do I hold these people accountable for their billion dollar business?
I am furious.
I can't get a fucking break, dude. Everything is some fucking bullshit. How do I fucking call these fucking faggots? How do I fucking call these fucking idiots?
I don't care what the fucking problem is. I don't care what the fucking confusion is. If I tell you not to come to my home and you act like you're going to drive to my fucking home, I will fucking ...
I have been calling you guys the last three days.
I love Santa Claus. I'm trying to get some watermelons this Christmas.
I told the employee. That I don't want the order. So I understand how maybe there could be a host of confusion, but none of it is my fucking problem. None of it's my problem. And if you think the s...
I want management on the phone now. I want management on the phone now. I want management on the fucking phone now.
I would have. It would have been my legal right to bash his fucking face in for fucking self-defense.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'm about to smash that fucking vehicle.
I'm about to. I'm about to smash my coffee table, dude. I'm seriously about to just punch my fucking coffee table and just smash it like I'm fucking furious right now.
I'm calling the cops if you come to my house.
I'm fucking filming.
I'm fucking filming.
I'm fucking furious, dude. I'm fucking furious. I am fucking furious.
I'm fucking pissed.
I'm going to try to calmly explain what just happened.
I'm so fucking furious, dude. I was in the middle of cleaning the House. I was cleaning the house. I was listening to music. I was gonna shave. I was doing laundry. I was fucking like, trying to li...
I'm so fucking pissed, dude. This sucks so fucking bad. They're so fucking stupid. Are you fucking serious, dude?
I'm suing you for sending a fucking assassin to my house. And you think it's a joke, like? I'm too angry to be calm about it, but like, I'm fucking furious, dude.
I'm telling them right now this isn't service.
If I tell you not to come to my house and you say you're coming to my house anyway, it is my legal right to bash your fucking head in.
If you come to my fucking house when I told you not to. It's a felony and I'm suing fucking Uber eats.
If you come to my fucking house, I'm gonna fuck you up, dude.
It's a fucking conglomerate corporation. It's a fucking corporation. Fuck.
It's OK, wrinkles. It's not your fault. I'm sorry. I'm traumatizing my cats right now. Dude, I'm fucking furious. I am fucking furious. Your $7.00 an hour fucking pussy foot. No fucking testosteron...
Jesus is a white people religion. There's a lot of minorities. Like, now? Hold on. Tyrone doesn't always like bitch. What you're talking about. I have a fucking love Santa Claus.
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Like dude. I don't give a fuck with the Uber driver who works at Uber eats once.
Look at that, he says. I'm afraid. I'm afraid I can engage no further with respect to this issue, that they're fucking ignoring me. I'm afraid I can respect to this issue no further. If you have ad...
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My voice doesn't sound. I'll never have the same voice ever again. I'm so fucking furious right now, dude. I'm so fucking furious right now. I can't fucking call this fucking piece of shit. I can't...
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No, dude. He asked me if I wanted to cancel and I said yes and he says I have to cancel it in the app. No, you work for Uber. Do your fucking job and cancel the fucking order. You called me on my p...
Now if the customer if you call the customer on their private phone, ohh wow you have my private phone number. I never told you guys you could call me on my private phone, so you're already violati...
OK.
phone woman
Right. No Martin. No. Martin Luther King just knew. Rosa Parks. Yikes. Like Rosa Parks. Can you just?
Sign in, sign in. Give me a fucking phone number right fucking now.
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So that so they just rule the world, so you just can't talk to anybody. So they just rule the fucking world. So you're $8.00 an hour faggot is gonna threaten me and I can't do anything about it.
So this kid who's getting paid $8.00 an hour to drive Uber eats, which is a shitty job, he's getting paid to deliver shitty fast food. He calls me on my private phone. Text and say hey, they don't ...
Some $8.00 an hour faggot is gonna threaten to drive to my fucking house when I told him not to for his job.
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Stoic mcd
Tell your fucking driver not to come to my house and don't fucking charge me. I'm fucking pissed. What the fuck?
That little fucking shit thought it was funny.
The customer is always right. I don't give a flying fuck what the $8.00 an hour Uber eats driver wants. He can do what his job is or he can lose his fucking job.
The fucking the fucking help guy said. I can't. I can't talking about it anymore. The number hangs up.
The situation that just played out over here.
Their driver just fucking threatened to come to my fucking house.
There's no store, dude. It's Uber eats. It's fucking Uber eats.
There's not enough rich black people. Who cares, you fucking faggot? There's not enough rich black people. Who cares, dude? I don't even dislike black people. But you know what, guys? I'm sorry. Ev...
They just hung up on me. Listen. Listen to what they just said. Listen to this shit. Listen to this shit. I want you to listen to this. I want you to listen to this for contacting Uber eat support....
They're not helping, dude. They're not doing their fucking job.
This guy, if this guy drives to my house, I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of him, dude. I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of him. Don't you dare drive to my fucking house, you fucking moron.
This if Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks could just.
To avoid having officers talk to me.
What a fucking moron. I'm calling the fucking cops if you come to my house.
What the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck?
Who in the fuck do the fucking fuck you think you are, dude? Who in the fuck do you think you are, dude? Who in the fuck do you fucking think you are?
Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are?
Why don't you come to my house right now, bitch? I got a hot boiling pot of water ready for you when you bang on my door. When you bang on my door, I'm gonna open it up and I'm gonna splash boiling...
Wrinkles. I'm gonna smack. Get off the table. Go, go, go.
Yep, I hear you. I'm calling to complain about some dirty cops.
Yo, I am about to beat the fuck out of this guy. If this guy comes to my house, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this guy, dude.
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You guys want me to do it?
You know, instead of the civil rights, that would probably work better than this.
You little fucking piss pants $8.00 an hour 90 IQ fucking nobody.
You want me to be the law?
You want me to die? I'm fucking do it.
You're gonna drive to my fucking house when I told you not to? I will rip your fucking head off and take a shit down your fucking throat and film it and send it to your fucking parents on your fuck...
You're gonna fucking come to my house. When I tell you not to come to my fucking house, I'll beat the fucking shit out of you.
You're running a billion dollar business and I can't get you on the phone. I can't get you on the fucking phone. I can't get you with the fucking phone. I can't get you on the fucking phone and you...

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