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Title	You don't even look like Alan anymore. Why is it like that? That's not Alan. Alan is shorter. Why have you made it long at the back? It shouldn't be long. Alan has short hair.
From	Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Soundboard
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Duration	10 seconds
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Uploaded	August 6th 2022
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You don't even look like Alan anymore. Why is it like that? That's not Alan. Alan is shorter. Why have you made it long at the back? It shouldn't be long. Alan has short hair.

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You don't even look like Alan anymore. Why is it like that? That's not Alan. Alan is shorter. Why have you made it long at the back? It shouldn't be long. Alan has short hair.
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