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And I'll crush you like a paper cup.
And I'll crush you like a paper cup.
And Montgomery Burns.
And Montgomery Burns.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
Boonie Arms are they?
Boonie Arms are they?
Boy, you despicable, cold blooded monster.
Boy, you despicable, cold blooded monster.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
Bucktooth am I.
Bucktooth am I.
Burns.
Burns.
But did you think I was going to do?
But did you think I was going to do?
But I know what I hate.
But I know what I hate.
Bye.
Bye.
Can you make me beautiful?
Can you make me beautiful?
Certainly.
Certainly.
Dad.
Dad.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Eddie Punch clock.
Eddie Punch clock.
Eureka.
Eureka.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Extapolapakettle.
Extapolapakettle.
Get to the point!
Get to the point!
Great.
Great.
Ham fisted nearsighted house painter.
Ham fisted nearsighted house painter.
Have you beaten to a bloody Pope?
Have you beaten to a bloody Pope?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
How old do you think I am?
How old do you think I am?
I don't want to seem like an ogre.
I don't want to seem like an ogre.
I heard that.
I heard that.
I shall make it the focus of my remaining years that your dreams will go unfulfilled.
I shall make it the focus of my remaining years that your dreams will go unfulfilled.
I want my tea.
I want my tea.
I'm cutting you a check.
I'm cutting you a check.
I'm male modeling.
I'm male modeling.
I'm only 81.
I'm only 81.
Is there some confusion about this?
Is there some confusion about this?
Liver spots, Did they?
Liver spots, Did they?
Marriage.
Marriage.
Mary Bailey.
Mary Bailey.
Montgomery Burns.
Montgomery Burns.
Montgomery Burns.
Montgomery Burns.
Montgomery.
Montgomery.
Mr. Simpson.
Mr. Simpson.
Mrs. Simpson.
Mrs. Simpson.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now you listen to me, you bargain basement builder lair.
Now you listen to me, you bargain basement builder lair.
Now you listen to me.
Now you listen to me.
Ohh, dear heaven for fend.
Ohh, dear heaven for fend.
Pathetic morons in my employ stealing my precious money.
Pathetic morons in my employ stealing my precious money.
Permission granted.
Permission granted.
Seen Allie, bucktooth, Amy Boney arms. Are they liver spots? Did I?
Seen Allie, bucktooth, Amy Boney arms. Are they liver spots? Did I?
Seen Allie?
Seen Allie?
Senior Extrapolator Kettle.
Senior Extrapolator Kettle.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Simpson.
Simpson.
Simpson.
Simpson.
Simpsoni.
Simpsoni.
Smith is.
Smith is.
So look busy and keep your mouth shut.
So look busy and keep your mouth shut.
Some careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my coffee table.
Some careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my coffee table.
Tangled with me and I'll crush you like a paper cup.
Tangled with me and I'll crush you like a paper cup.
Thank you for your gracious hospitality.
Thank you for your gracious hospitality.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Very nice indeed.
Very nice indeed.
Wait.
Wait.
Watching pleases.
Watching pleases.
Well, all right then.
Well, all right then.
What?
What?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is?
Who is?
Who?
Who?
Why?
Why?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You bargain basement builder there.
You bargain basement builder there.
You pleased with your current appearance?
You pleased with your current appearance?
You're a true gentleman.
You're a true gentleman.
You're the fattest thing I've ever seen.
You're the fattest thing I've ever seen.
You've made my day.
You've made my day.
81.
81.
$1,000,000.
$1,000,000.
$100
$100