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A face only a mother could love.
A sling keep a sling.
Ah, that Scientologist lost her life.
All right, boys, phasers on stun.
All right, who's lighting there? You know what?
All that working, I'm back where I started. It's just like college.
All this because of Rosebud.
All this thanks to miracle Gro.
Alright, my nipples are hard.
And I feel like Ben Franklin's wallet.
And that's what I call getting some tail.
Are we drinking because we're thirsty?
Are we mad because we're bald?
Are you from Krypton? Are you just happy to see me?
Aren't we the pretty one?
Aren't we the slaves to fashion?
At this rate, plane crash I could eat the other passengers.
Beat.
Behind both of these doors is a brand new car.
Bellies in girls.
Big fan of Kitten play.
Bob Hope has more color in his cheeks.
Body blow, body blow.
Bubbaloo.
But this place needs is cold.
Captain Picard is aboard.
Captain, she says she's defending her egg.
Captain, what are heaters?
Come on top of the world, Ma.
Come on, booty, booty, booty.
Come on, Jake, it's Chinatown.
Coming through.
Cookie. Press the pants. No starch on the shirt.
Cool, cool.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a gecko, not a pincushion.
Damn these prefab houses.
Did you enjoy that?
Didn't.
Don't make me take my tongue out.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Doug Jones.
Drop and give me 20.
Dude, I am so high.
Dude, I'm tripping.
Easy up on the egg rolls, my man.
Energize.
Engage.
Evening makes my voice do this.
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.
Everyone.
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Powered.
Excuse me, Mr Wells.
Exit stage right.
Fire in the hole.
Fixer upper my tail.
Flew like a butterfly, sting like a gecko.
Follow the crazy multi colored digital map grasshopper.
For me you shouldn't have.
For what?
Freeze dirt bag.
Gangway tubby.
Geez.
George, George, George of the jungle.
Get a real job.
Gets. There is no substitute.
GI Joe now has Kung Fu grip.
Give me some sugar, baby.
Give us some skull baby.
Go into the light.
Good times.
Gotten a little cocky since we beat the hair.
Government told me these experiments were over.
Hand over the gun, Marlo.
Have we met, Mr Tung?
Have you ever heard of Delamea?
He's dead, Jim.
Heavens to the big kahuna.
Heed my tail, Nancy boy.
Hello cutie.
Hello ladies.
Hello zippy.
Hello, candy bar?
Hello, Mr delouise.
Here comes the sweet stuff.
Here it comes.
Hey baby, it's the 4th of July.
Hey look, it's tarzans badet.
Hey look, my last 10 girlfriends.
Hey, Don king.
Hey, it's Darth Vader's younger brother, Myron.
Hey, look, SNL.
Hey, reruns of Rhoda.
Hey, watch it. I'll sue.
Hey, what the?
Hey, where's Jane Fonda?
Hey, where's Ringo?
Hey, you want some butter on those rolls?
Hi Ricky, I fell on the spikes.
High Detroit, Pearl of the Orient.
Hmm, battery.
Hmm, I like the rough stuff.
Holiday snaps Barry gold.
Holy static cling Batman.
Honey, where's my zest?
Hope and sesame.
Hope it's not be kind of clouds.
Hope they don't need ID.
How'd you get a building permit?
Hungry. Must find food.
I am Iron Man.
I don't need anything but this.
I get the.
I hate you guys.
I hope I don't make a wrong turn and end up on an old game of asteroid.
I hope this is the year of the Gecko.
I I'm from Jehovah's Witnesses.
I know when I'm not wanted.
I look, it's my ex-wife.
I love them all, darling.
I never hit ladies and you're no lady.
I said no starch.
I suppose you know it's be kind to geckos month.
I think you dropped some.
I told them they were over watering.
I wasn't scared.
I wish these stars looked more realistic.
I wonder if this gets the Swedish drag racing channel.
I'd like to have a long chat with your guidance counselor.
I'll have sashimi and the lady will have the broccoli chip.
I'll pass on the pea soup.
I'll take this and this and this.
I'm a rock baby. Lean on me.
I'm gonna be sick.
I'm having Nam flashbacks, and I wasn't even there.
I'm hungry. Damn.
I'm invincible.
I'm not in Kansas anymore.
I'm so hungry I could cry.
I'm working hard but not getting anywhere.
I'm working without a net here.
I've caught the vapors.
If I had a life, I'd be glad to get back to it.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
Is it true those geisha girls will do anything?
Is this where my tax dollars go?
It feels so good on my bald lizard head.
It keeps going and going and going.
It's got a Shields up.
It's hard to quit when you're underwater.
It's tail time.
It's tail time.
It's tail time.
It's time to teach someone some manners.
John got budget good to get down.
Jungle love.
Kill your TV man.
Later Own Devil bride.
Lesson learned in the media dimensi.
Let's get it on.
Like the slime boys. Nice touch.
Little more blush on the cheeks.
Lock and load little lizard.
Look at that speed. Will you be able to pull out in time?
Look, ma, no girls.
Look, OK, where's Alan funt?
Looks like Beetlejuice threw up.
Looks like bugs after the trucks.
Looks like my wife in the morning.
Looks like someone had too much chili at Wendy's.
Love you on Roseanne.
Loved you and the Empire Strikes Back.
Loved you in the Terminator.
Loved you in witness.
Luke, you're coming in too fast. Pull up.
M&M.
Me gets you, Jane.
Meet me.
Memo to Gilligan, try building a raft.
Mental note throw up late.
Mental note. Get a tetanus.
Mommy, where do anvils come from?
Move it. I've got Amway to sell.
My mother does what? Where?
My name is Kane. I seek water.
Mystery day.
Need it, need it, need it need.
Nice haircut. When did we enlist?
Nice robe, Mr Hefner.
Nice teeth and Dewey floss.
No nude geckos.
No shishkebab tonight. Thanks so much.
No, it's wrong. But God help me, I love.
Nobody touched me.
Not bad looking for a dead chick.
Not yet. Thanks.
Now it's in my eye.
Number one, ray Shields.
Obi Wan has taught you well.
Off the TV, nothing but net.
Ohh my head.
Ohh yeah yeah it failed.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, that has to hurt.
OK, time to call the maids.
OK, where's the?
OK, whose job was it to mow the lawn?
One for me and one for me.
Open bar.
Pardon me?
Part of time.
Peach tail time.
Phone call for Mr Hoffa.
Pick that hired stooge.
Poodles are for stepping on.
Poop. Poop. Who the why?
PPPP.
Prayer let's bango in the jungle.
Pull it over.
Pulse racing, heart pounding, where's the job?
Put who's?
Read a book.
Reminds me of Ed tapping his birthday keg.
Replaces the dices. Makes julienne fries.
Ripping good.
Rocket man.
Sayonara sucka.
Screens.
Shazam.
She is cold as ice.
Shmoop.
Shocking.
Snap, crackle, land.
So people got no reason.
So that's what happened to Richard Dawson.
So this is New Jersey.
So this is where all the missing socks go.
Somebody ground that thing.
Someone needs a makeover.
Someone ring the dinner bell.
Somewhere, there's a giant martini.
Soon there will be a smoke belching factory here.
Sorry boys, we cut the electric ninja sketch.
Sorry, I only cry at weddings.
Sorry, Mr Presley.
Spark analyze this Tholian web.
Spark to the transporter room.
Spiderman, Spiderman.
Spot can you read?
Stronger than a drunk's denial.
Support your local library.
Sure, it's a gland problem.
Sweet like candy.
Take your paws off me, you damn dirty ape.
Takes a licking and yeah, we've heard.
Taste my tail.
That alcoholic superheroes on the next herald.
That is really emotion severely dead.
That is wild.
That's as much fun as being Mike Tyson's cellmate on Valentine's Day.
That's cool. That is ice cold.
That's for 12 years of full house.
That's fun. Small step for that.
That's it, baby. Give me love.
That's my look.
The great I found a health club in the belly of hell.
The sprinkle a day helps keep odors away.
There's a there's a spot.
These cartoons are so violent.
These hands are caused from working.
They go by your little cockroach.
They said testing a bombs here would have no effect.
Think I'll clean the house?
This guy's a nut. Have you been on hiraldo yet?
This is major gangster ground control.
This is your face on drugs.
This isn't my bra.
This looks like an all nighter at Richard Simmons House.
This one's for Johnny.
This one's for Keith Moon.
This one's for the mailman.
This place is weirder than 4th of July at Rick James Place.
This reminds me of my last few dates.
This would be great for my collection.
Throw me the idol, and I'll throw you the whip.
Time to lay off the butter Haas.
Times were simple on Walton's Mountain.
To boldly go. I'm scared.
To the Batcave, old chum.
Trapped on the water.
Ugly is as ugly does.
Uh, you drop something?
Uncle Herman, you promised. You went off the sauce.
Up, up, and away from the refrigerator.
Watch it, sparky.
We can rebuild him stronger, faster.
We're going to the jungle.
We've lost visual caps.
Welcome to the New York City Mass transit system.
Well, hello.
Well, I'll be dipped in fudge.
Well, nice to see Gamera get another gig.
Well, that's one way to lose weight.
Well, the real estate wizardry of Tom Boo would work.
Well, this looks familiar.
What a tangled web we weave.
What a worm.
What are you, a student loan officer?
What do you mean? Darth Vader's my father?
What illegal cable that tears.
What is it with cartoons and anvils?
What kind of creature is that spot?
What smells like socks?
What?
When I die, can I call you?
When is Grace Jones going to retire?
Who catered this thing?
Who opened the can of whoop ass?
Who said tights would work for you?
Who?
Who's in ugly boy? Yes, you are.
Why are murderize?
Why is I'm here to pick up my laundry?
Will somebody please call the maid?
With a little cover up I could work magic on those scars.
Within that block of ice lies a very cold caveman.
Without that shell, you're just a naked Liza.
Wow. Golly.
Yahoo.
Yeah, this place has all the warmth of a Dick Clark special.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
You again.
You are a disgrace to your leotard.
You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon.
You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies.
You never knock me down.
You never knock me down.
You probably think that hurts.
You worked in Cabbage patch dolls.
You're just mad because you're lonely.
2 words slim fast.
30 balloons.
ああ。
ちゃららららら。

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