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Seinfeld - Season 3

Seinfeld - Season 3

Seinfeld - Season 3 is not a movie, television show, or song. Instead, it is the third season of the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld." The show originally aired from 1989 to 1998 and is considered to be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. With its unique blend of dry wit, observational humor, and everyday scenarios, "Seinfeld" captured the essence of life in a hilarious and relatable way.

The main cast of "Seinfeld - Season 3" includes:

1. Jerry Seinfeld: Played by Jerry Seinfeld himself, the character is a fictionalized version of the comedian and serves as the show's protagonist. Jerry is a stand-up comedian navigating his personal and professional life in New York City.

2. George Costanza: Played by Jason Alexander, George is Jerry's best friend. He is known for his insecurity, vanity, and constant string of failed relationships. George's character provides endless comedic moments with his neurotic behavior.

3. Elaine Benes: Portrayed by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Elaine is Jerry's ex-girlfriend and close friend. She adds a vibrant and independent female presence to the show, often juggling her career, love life, and hilarious mishaps.

4. Cosmo Kramer: Played by Michael Richards, Kramer is Jerry's eccentric neighbor. His wild hair, larger-than-life personality, and outrageous physical comedy make him one of the most memorable characters in television history.

Throughout "Seinfeld - Season 3," viewers are treated to a plethora of hilarious and memorable moments. The show thrives on its ability to find humor in the most mundane situations, often referred to as "a show about nothing." From episodes like "The Parking Garage" where the characters spend the entire time searching for their misplaced car to "The Library" where Jerry becomes a suspect for an unreturned library book, each episode is a comic masterpiece.

The brilliance of "Seinfeld" lies in its ability to blend multiple storylines together into a cohesive and hilarious narrative. Whether it's the gang going to a baseball game, getting involved in a lawsuit due to a car accident, or navigating uncomfortable social situations, their misadventures always lead to uproarious laughter.

The success of "Seinfeld - Season 3" can be attributed to the chemistry between its cast, the sharp writing, and the clever execution. It became a cultural phenomenon, winning numerous awards and garnering a massive following that still remains strong today.

If you're looking to relive the magic of "Seinfeld - Season 3," you can play and download these sounds at various streaming platforms or purchase DVD sets of the show. Be prepared for endless laughter as Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer take you on a comedic journey through their quirky lives in the Big Apple.

So, sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the hilarity that is "Seinfeld - Season 3". Whether you're a longtime fan or discovering the show for the first time, it's a comedy experience like no other.

A cologne that smells like the beach.
A few years ago, the comedy club had a softball team.
A flea market? You went to a flea market?
A garage.
A guy who used to live in the building keeps calling us to see the baby.
A guy's trying to get in front of me, has to ask permission. Yes.
A little bit to the right.
A little bit to the right.
A little red dot.
A long, long time ago...
A lot of people say it.
A man gave me...
A man gave me...
A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him?
A man is paralysed, mentally, by a beautiful woman.
A man who slept more hours on the job than Ronald Reagan.
A man without hand is not a man.
A man's voice. But he speaks in German, so I have to get it translated.
A matador.
A mental institution?
A mental institution.
A pack of teenagers?
A phone number.
A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
A preemptive breakup.
A preemptive breakup.
A scarf?
A sexually depraved miscreant...
A spinster.
A spinster.
A spokeswoman for the legendary filmmaker...
A stall man, huh?
A steaming hot, folded face cloth for your pleasure.
A stupid what?
A what?
A woman left a message on my phone machine...
A...
Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books.
About 13 seconds, I think.
About five years ago.
About the pizza?
About three years.
Absolutely first First rate facility.
According to your story...
Actually, George was in rare form.
Actually, I met him in Switzerland..
Actually, I think I did.
Advertisers really take advantage of this.
All bald people look good in hats.
All day.
All he said was he liked it.
All I know about is sports. That's it.
All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.
All I said was, I like the pen!
All I said was, I like the pen.
All my life I've dreamed of sitting front row, behind the dugout.
All my life I've dreamed of sitting front row, behind the dugout.
All of a sudden, I'll be in the middle.
All plans between men are tentative.
All right, all right, okay. What the hell am I...?
All right, all right, we'll go, we'll go.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, all right. Fine!
All right, all right. Goodbye.
All right, but your begging needs a lot of work.
All right, Coney Island?
All right, get down.
All right, how about skipping breakfast?
All right, I tell you what.
All right, I think they have fleas there. So what?
All right, I'll just walk that way.
All right, I'll tell you what.
All right, I'm gonna go break up with Owen.
All right, I'm gonna go down this row.
All right, I'm sorry. Go ahead. You're taking the IQ test.
All right, I'm sorry. What about her?
All right, if it's gonna make you feel any better, you can see me naked.
All right, Jerry, come on. Pick up the check so we can go.
All right, Kramer. That's enough.
All right, lean back.
All right, let me say this to you:
All right, let's giddyup.
All right, let's see. Let's see. What else? What else?
All right, look, there's nothing to be worried about.
All right, make it 20 bucks.
All right, Mrs. S.
All right, now you're gonna see some parallel parking.
All right, okay. All right, I'm going in.
All right, put your hands up over your face. Pretend you're sleeping.
All right, she's free.
All right, shut up. Here they come.
All right, stop it, Kramer. You're freaking me out.
All right, take it off. You're gonna ruin it.
All right, tell him.
All right, thank you. Thank you.
All right, thanks a lot. Here's Jerry.
All right, we're coming down.
All right, we're coming down.
All right, well, sir, you're only covered for when you're driving the car.
All right, well...
All right, what are we gonna do? What ?
All right, yeah.
All right, you move your car. It's his space. You can't go in headfirst.
All right, you really want to know?
All right, you really want to know?
All right!
All right! All right! Shut up! Shut up!
All right! All right.
All right! You wanna try on the hat?! Try on the hat!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right. I'll go on the date, but that's that.
All right. He kissed me, okay?
All right. I gotta go down to the unemployment office.
All right. I owe you $19.45.
All right. I'll see you after school. I'm late for Heyman's hygiene.
All right. I'll see you after school. I'm late for Heyman's hygiene.
All right. I'll tell you, but you can't say anything to him.
All right. I'm glad we got that straightened out...
All right. Just sign it. People are waiting.
All right. Oh, Jerry, we're still on for Friday night, right?
All right. Okay, all right.
All right. Okay.
All right. So you ready?
All right. So, what did you do?
All right. Suit yourself.
All right. Thanks.
All right. We're gonna pick you up in a limo.
All right. Well, I'll talk to Jerry. Yeah.
All right. You wait down there.
All right...
All that maroon velour furniture...
All that time on the road.
All the comedians were happy...
All the little squares have hardened red sauce in them.
All these years of friendship, and you're You're nothing but a felon!
All these years, I'm living in a community, I had no idea.
All you do is dribble.
All you have to do is meet him. Come on.
Allow me to reconstruct this, if I may, for Ms. Benes...
Almond Pleasure.
Almond Pleasure.
Almost.
Alphabetical order. You're first, Roberta.
Alrighty.
Alrighty.
Alrighty. I'll just hold down the fort.
Always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?
Amazing how they pick you out of everyone to terrorize.
An intervention? Who's intervening?
An old friend of mine, whom you may have met...
An overdue book from 1971?
And a guy will appear from out of nowhere.
And all indications are he does not like Drake's Coffee Cake.
And as we speak, at this very moment...
And because it's odourless, why, it'll be our little secret.
And bring back that box of Danish!
And by the way, can you get this thing out of my house?
And by the way, women kill for eyebrows like that.
And don't settle for 145. You can do better. You're a genius.
And even though I'm working as an accountant right now...
And even though you know he's not gonna make it...
And for some reason, I don't know, they just started to taunt us.
And Friday, we're leaving, so it's like two days, really.
And Friday?
And give this to George. Tell him he owes me $500.
And has to try and get all the words on there...
And he got fired the next day.
And he plays an airline pilot...
And he said:
And he started to walk away.
And he was serious.
And he was too young to take with me.
And he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater.
And he yells out, " I'm bleeding," and he runs off.
And he's always in, like, a certain pain.
And he's strong.
And I am not about to start with George.
And I could really live without...
And I don't want you to say it. I want you to put some beg in it. Go on.
And I get the pullback.
And I got this impulse.
And I just want to tell you what a big fan I am. I love your comedy.
And I know one other thing:
And I noticed that the Nazis in those movies...
And I open up the windows, and if you're still not satisfied...
And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.
And I really like her. I know that.
And I screamed out, I'm hit!
And I sensed that she had the anger and intensity...
And I think he understands me.
And I think...
And I was chewing Dentyne.
And I will call you as soon as I get home.
And I...
And I'm about to show him how much I've missed him.
And I'm free to go with the current...
And I'm letting him win.
And I'm sitting there with Woody, and I turn to him and I go:
And if you can't, believe me, it's fine.
And if you go down there and you forget your bathing suit...
And if you go like this:
And if you're ever in the city...
And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are.
And it stinks.
And it wouldn't be hard. We could just give them the regular DMV test...
And it's not over. I'm going now.
And listen, when we pick you up, I'm Murphy and George is O'Brien.
And not fatty duck either, but juicy, tender breasts of duck.
And now he's gone. I'm sure he's looking for the car.
And now I'm gonna tell you the truth.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I'd really like to get started, please.
And scuba diving.
And she works in my office. Can you imagine?
And so So then we paid the toll, and then we went through...
And so he turned off the road really suddenly...
And tells me that whatever happens, whatever I decide is fine with him...
And that's all it is.
And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.
And that's what death is, really. It's the last big move of your life.
And the casket is that great, perfect box...
And the conductor goes, Do this. Like this...
And the dispenser was destroyed...
And the hostages! What would you do if you were a hostage?
And the **** steal our money...
And the jockey got off the horse and started chasing him.
And the lady went, Really?
And the second toe assumes control of the foot.
And then And then he did mention your name.
And then for some reason...
And then he kicked me with the other foot...
And then Julianna asked me if I wanted to join her here in the office.
And then one day...
And then the ball hits him in the head, and he falls right over the railing.
And then the evil ogre took back the magical keys...
And then the handsome young prince...
And then they fired a gun right up in the air!
And then they followed us all the way into the city.
And then they paint in these eyebrows to look like that.
And then they stopped, and they turned around and they went home.
And there was Nazis in the movie.
And there were these, like, this pack...
And there's so much more to go.
And these people are all over the place.
And they always hit this one.
And they called me a Mary.
And they don't do anything to keep your spirits up...
And this year, we are honouring...
And those spastic Schnitzer twins.
And tonight we were gonna go to the basketball game
And unfortunately, he possesses none of these qualities.
And usually for lunch, I'll have a salad. And for dinner, I eat whatever I want.
And vodka. Come on.
And we made plans to spend the evening together.
And what do you want?
And when she laughed, she'd reach out and touch my arm.
And who is responsible for making hatemongering...
And you don't have to pay?
And you feel you're not really ready for
And you know I'm somebody you don't wanna have on your bad side.
And you must be Professor Von Nostrand.
And you should see him. Man, he gets all hyper.
And you want to be my latex salesman.
And you'd really be listening, you know...
And you're fine until you see them do this move. Once they do this:
And you're gonna need it.
And, boy, she's something, and a Baltimore fan at that.
And, Elaine, you know the Baltimore cap you got in your office...
And, Elaine, you'll be seeing Julianna.
And, George, you'll be with Raymond.
And, really, thanks again.
And, well...
And, what else? What else?
And, you know, when you think about it...
Angela.
Any day that you had gym...
Any Hennigan's around here?
Any money in it?
Any other time.
Anybody can just take them.
Anybody goes outside that circle:
Anybody want to take a walk down to 48th Street?
Anyone goes near it, anyone disturbs it, it's:
Anyone who would laugh at a recital...
Anything.
Anyway, don't tell anyone.
Anyway, he was talking to someone, and they were pointing at you.
Anyway, I called him back.
Anyway, I hope there's no hard feelings.
Anyway, I mean, this doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Anyway, I'm ready to go.
Anyway, it's been two years
Anyway, she left a message on my machine. She wants you to call her.
Anyway, she refused to take the cap off.
Anyway, thanks a lot for letting us stay here, Steve. I really owe you one.
Anyway, there was all this tension.
Anyway, they look kind of cheap.
Anyway, this one game, we came back to win from, like, eight runs behind.
Anyway, this woman, she came up to me, and she says, "You're fired."
Anyway...
Anyway...
Apparently, General Chang is a flamboyant man.
Are there boxes here? Have you seen any boxes?
Are there terrorists on the plane? A hotel fire, is that it?
Are those the people?
Are we gonna share that information?
Are we gonna stay here all night?
Are we still going to the movies tonight?
Are you a grownup? No? Great. Come on in!
Are you actually considering this?
Are you familiar with this computer system?
Are you getting the eyes?
Are you going to the hospital now?
Are you going to walk me to a cab or not?
Are you gonna move the car?
Are you gonna start driving him to the airport?
Are you gonna take the hat off or not?
Are you gonna walk around like that?
Are you having any lightning with the pain?
Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding? They built the lake.
Are you looking for George?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you people aware of what's happening?
Are you performing in New York now?
Are you ready?
Are you still friends with any of your ex girlfriends?
Are you sure he can't hear anything?
Are you sure you gave him the right directions?
Are you sure you want me, John?
Are you sure? Oh, boy. Here we go.
Are you telling me you couldn't paint this?
Aren't you cold? Where's your jacket?
Art.
As a As a matter of fact...
As a kid, my favourite ride...
As he passes us, Newman turns and says, Nice game, pretty boy.
As I said, the guy had it in for me.
As soon as I get off the phone with you.
As soon as I walk outside, there'll be girls.
As soon as I'm done with you.
As soon as the ride gets started...
As you care for me, which is why it's very important...
Ask anyone. Jerry! Jerry!
Ask George to go with you.
Ask her to drive us around. There's your opening.
Ask them, are there any side effects?
Ask them, does it really work?
Assassins! How dare they keep a person waiting like this!
AstroTurf?
At a funeral, everyone's crying around. You're looking at the casket:
At first, I thought, Well, IRS kind of sounds like Toys 'R' Us.
At least give me a pocket.
At least it wasn't atomic.
At least you accomplished something. You got fish.
At least you're not bitter.
At Madison Square Garden, of course. I have the four passes.
At the health club, people are working out...
At this club on the East Side. You should come in.
Ava was one of the reasons I used to like work.
Ava.
Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.
Babu Bhatt did it.
Babu Bhatt?
Babu whatever his name was. And Kramer. I couldn't concentrate.
Babu, may I say something?
Babu, may I say something?
Babu!
Babu.
Babu...
Babu...
Babu...
Baby, baby, baby. Who's the baby?
Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Bad dog!
Bad dog.
Bad man? Could my mother have been wrong?
Bad mistake. My mistake.
Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America.
Baldness is inherited from the mother's side, Jerry.
Bang! With his little head. He would just go:
Baseball season's starting. I'm very excited about that.
Bazooka Joe.
Be here three days after they get check.
Beatnik, you know, from the village.
Beautiful. How soon?
Because as the husband, he has the right of first refusal.
Because George has heightened extrasensory perception.
Because great couples always have a great story about how they met.
Because I I told her the truth.
Because I asked you to.
Because I can't stand by and do it anymore. It's turning my stomach.
Because I can't.
Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why.
Because I feel it gives me something.
Because I have a friend in the gum business. I got a gum guy!
Because I love Drake's Coffee Cake.
Because I meet a lot of women in this jacket. They're attracted to it.
Because I relate to George through you.
Because I saw the look on your face last week...
Because I'll do it.
Because I'm so addicted to the sex, I'm helpless. I'll do anything.
Because I'm sure as hell fighting for you.
Because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit bull on a poodle.
Because if you don't, give it back to him.
Because it signals a breakdown in the social order.
Because it's the only fair thing to do.
Because people like you live to be 120...
Because that's what you need to do to prove I'm not gonna leave you.
Because the other night I was sleeping with Marion...
Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until it...
Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope.
Because they have very strange hours.
Because they think, If I don't get this one, I may never get a space.
Because they're brown.
Because you don't even mak e...
Because you have his keys? Why does he need yours?
Because you see, George, having the keys to Jerry's apartment...
Because, believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist.
Because! Because she missed her period!
Because.
Becker, Becker...
Becky Gelke. G E L K E.
Behind the bushes, on the gravelly road.
Behind the dugout? Are you kid ? How did you get them?
Behind the dugout? That's where we were sitting the other night.
Beijing.
Being in the back of a limo, I'm sorry, it's just
Being president of the condo is not easy.
Believe me, I didn't see anything.
Bell's Palsy.
Best seat in the house. Right next to the kitchen.
Better food, better view, better TV.
Between a peck and a make out.
Between you and me, what the hell is this guy doing?
Biff.
Big brokerage houses killed my father.
Big investigation in the...
Big one.
Bigmouth Newman. I should have guessed.
Billions and billions.
Bitter's a judgment call. She's twisted.
Blend in. Blend in.
Blood and stuff just splattered all over the road there.
Bookman?
Bother? What kind of bother?
Boxer shorts, huh?
Boy, he took it hard.
Boy, I had a hell of a time finding that air conditioner.
Boy, I know she really wants to see that with me.
Boy, I really nailed that scene.
Boy, I'd like to get it on video.
Boy, it really didn't come out too well, did it?
Boy, it's a good thing we came.
Boy, no one's ever written me a letter like this.
Boy, that Hennigan goes down smooth...
Boy, that was close.
Boy, the Yankees cannot buy a hit tonight.
Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Boy, this Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal.
Boy, those Scientologists, they can be pretty sensitive.
Boy, what a story.
Boy, you stink.
Boy. That's the full size.
Brain surgeons, airline pilots, nuclear physicists, we're on the same level.
Bread.
Bread.
Break up with her. You reverse everything that way.
Broke every bone in my face.
Bull market, bear market. You name the market, I'm there.
Bummer. Okay.
Buoyed.
But an 85?
But any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is...
But at this point in my life, I'm not really sure...
But But they were in this really Like a souped up car, you know?
But don't get on the G.
But from what I understand, not a very good driver.
But from what I understand, not a very good driver.
But have you ever fixed anybody up?
But he didn't really buy that.
But he used a condom, right?
But he's feeling better now, right?
But he's such an unbelievable guy...
But here it was...
But his synapses were so large, had no effect.
But I can't control these circumstances and schedules...
But I didn't want the change, Georgie.
But I have to say, I think about the nose.
But I haven't yearned.
But I might have something.
But I still don't feel right about letting you into Kramer's.
But I think he's okay now because I don't know how he feels about me.
But I'm backing in, you can't put it in headfirst!
But I'm bitter.
But if I got married, you know those vows...
But it was so fast, I didn't see anything. It was just a blur.
But it's attached to the headboard, and we'll have to take that apart.
But it's changed my life.
But it's real, it's water.
But it's Saturday. All the offices are closed.
But it's so much more. You're pretentious.
But let me just stop off at the drugstore first.
But let me say this.
But let's keep this between us.
But look.
But my father has bathing suits from other centuries.
But my stinking, putrefied gym clothes...
But not now. I won't travel without him.
But not too sweet. You could throw up from that.
But of course, you know, I would.
But once we're going, okay. Once it's all happening...
But one thing I do know.
But people would know. They would see you walking down the mall going:
But Raymond is a man.
But rest assured...
But Richie was never the same.
But seven, I'm afraid, is over the limit.
But sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big...
But that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
But that's not what they would have you believe.
But that's why he was such a good president.
But the big problem is gonna be the convertible sofa.
But the concept of Jawbreakers What was the concept?
But the fish will be dead! You do know that?
But the parakeet will fall for this. You let him out. He flies around.
But the reservation keeps the car here.
But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.
But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season.
But to tease and to torture me like this...
But we do owe him a debt of gratitude...
But we need you.
But what about that kid sitting down opening a book right now...
But what about the fish? The fish?
But what if she takes hers off? She'll feel humiliated.
But what would the world be like...
But when a guy's got a coma going like this...
But when you're naked, it's like It's so final. You're just, Well...
But where are people? You see people? Show me people!
But why are you taking an IQ test for George?
But why?
But why? Why don't you want to?
But you didn't even say Samuel. You went Samuel.
But you put on a pair of shoes in the New York Public Library, fella.
But you shouldn't let that stop you from going. You could go. I don't mind.
But you're an Oriole fan, right?
But you're gonna regret this.
But you're obviously very busy on your way...
But your back hurts.
But your mother's bald too.
But, I'm telling you, if I'm not married by the time I'm 40, I'll have to kill her.
But, in a way, I think I inadvertently turned this guy into an alcoholic.
But, you know What if, you know...?
Button fly!
Buy a jar of Folgers crystals, put it in the cupboard, you forget about it.
By the way, Elaine does not need to know about anything
By the way, how do you warm up your fingers before you play?
By the way, thanks for inviting me to the flea market.
By the way, the car hit a pothole, and now it's making a clanking noise.
By the way, those condoms I gave you? They're defective. Don't use them.
By the way, when you see George, give him these. These'll work.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Call an ambulance.
Call her house.
Call her office.
Call the police.
Came down right on my head.
Came over to my house for dinner, there was no soda...
Can I at least just talk to her so I can apologize?
Can I get in on that?
Can I have a bite?
Can I have mine to give to Kramer?
Can I have my sports section?
Can I help you? Name, please.
Can I still buy this or is this evidence now?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I...?
Can we go out there?
Can you be specific about any of these companies?
Can you believe somebody threw this out?
Can you believe this? This is incredible.
Can you die from an odour?
Can you go?
Can you imagine that?
Can you smell that?
Can you think of anything?
Can't be stopped. No way, no how. Science just marches
Can't get it out of your mind! You just got the job!
Can't stand you.
Can't stand you.
Can't stand you. Can't stand you.
Can't stand you. Can't stand you.
Can't they just send us a tape?
Can't you listen to me?
Can't you put some newspapers down or something?
Cannot wait another second.
Car was parked right out front.
Car won't start in the garage? Get a tune up. You know what I mean?
Careful, you're getting crumbs all over him.
Carrie, could you do me a favor?
Carter? Kramer. That's it.
Carter? Kramer. That's it.
Casus belli.
Casus belli.
Cereal famine.
Chamomile's good.
Chaos! It reduces us to jungle law.
Chatty gal.
Chatty gal.
Checkmate.
Chicago!
Chilly out.
China.
Cleaner. Oh, much cleaner.
Cleaning women, chambermaids...
Clear from Jamet, Pappernick's starting to make some ground...
Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!
Come here.
Come here. I gotta talk to you.
Come in.
Come on
Come on in. These are some of my Polar Bear buddies.
Come on up! The fight's almost starting.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up. Okay, they're here.
Come on, 50 cents. You can get yourself a Drake's Coffee Cake.
Come on, Elaine, here. Take half a bag.
Come on, George, open up.
Come on, go in.
Come on, hey!
Come on, it's a week long game of hide and go seek on horseback.
Come on, Kramer, I want that jacket back!
Come on, Kramer. Seriously, give me her number!
Come on, let's get this show on the road.
Come on, let's not stand here too long. We might run into her.
Come on, Michael.
Come on, tell me what happened.
Come on, there are plenty women out there for all of us.
Come on, we'll have a good time.
Come on, who wants to watch the fight?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Break it up!
Come on. Don't be so modest
Come on. I won the MVP in '79. I can do whatever I want to.
Come on. It's just down the hall.
Come on. Tell me.
Come on. There's no cops up here. Nail it. Give it some gas.
Come over here. Give me that Cézanne.
Come. You walk me to a cab.
Complete failure as a general, but a hell of a cook.
Completely naked?
Completely naked.
Convulsing?
Could anybody do that?
Could there be a native problem in the Caymans?
Could we cut to the chase?
Could we talk about this some other time?
Could you fill these out, please?
Could you go out with a 66 year old woman?
Could you mail those to me? Or bring them by my building.
Could you not mention this to your mother?
Could you talk to them for me...
Could you talk to them for me...
Could you turn the music down?
Could you turn the music down?
Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. It was bad.
Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?
Countries just exchange gifts like that?
Couple of guys I knew in the Coast Guard told me about her.
Coy? I'm not being coy.
Cracked it wide open.
Crazy kids, huh?
Crooks must look at this guy and go, We get past the folding chair...
Crop circles? Why don't you buy something?
Cut these with your left hand.
Cut to the chase?
Cynthia felt we should nuke the rain forest.
Cynthia will kill me. We made a deal.
Dad.
Daddy certainly does have an extensive wardrobe.
Damn. I was too overanxious. He must have noticed that.
Dick was fired.
Dick, I don't know what your problem is.
Dick, this is Jerry. And this is George.
Dick!
Dick?
Did anybody call asking for Vandalay Industries?
Did George buy that sweater knowing the red dot was on it...
Did he ever say thank you?
Did he kiss you good night?
Did he leave a phone number or address?
Did he say anything about me?
Did he say anything else?
Did I need that pointed out for me?
Did she think she was gonna leave this incredibly erotic message...
Did they have the guy take a shower, get his soap...
Did we look over there? We check that side?
Did you check your machine?
Did you ever do that thing on the toes that I said?
Did you ever do that thing on the toes that I said?
Did you ever see Zorba the Greek?
Did you ever sneak down to better seats at the game...
Did you find out who that woman was?
Did you go swimming? It's 29 degrees.
Did you guys see that wall move?
Did you hear what I just said?
Did you see her?
Did you see our truck? 'First aid.' That's our motto.
Did you see the homeless guy on the library steps...
Did you see the look on that guy's face?
Did you see the way she was looking at me?
Didn't have to prove anything, but firm enough to know he was there.
Didn't we have fun doing the crossword puzzle?
Didn't you hear that person laughing?
Die! Is it worth dying for?
Dinner's good.
Do dreams require liquid?
Do I have to break up face to face, or can I just do it over the phone?
Do I have to make a speech?

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