The Lego Movie (2014) Soundboard Edit

A bunch of others we don't need to mention mm hm

A house divided against itself would be better than this

A special one what a bunch of hippie dippie baloney

A Special One with face of yellow

A special one with face of yellow will make the piece of resistance found from its hiding refuge underground

A wondrous land full of knights castles mutton torture weapons poverty leeches illiteracy and um dragon! yeah that too

Aah! i've got pigs! I hate pigs!

About the piece of resistance oh yes! the supposed missing piece of resistance that can somehow magically disarm the kragle

Abraham lincoln!

Acceptable work bad cop thank you sir

Acceptable work, Bad Cop.

Activate helmet

After a while crocodile

Ah bubble gums

Ah here it is! instructions to fit in have everybody like you and always be happy!

Ah okay race car

Ah perfect

Ah, here it is!

Ah! is that superman

Ah! no wait guys! wait up! okay i'll meet you there

Aha take that!

ALL [SINGING]: Everything is cool When you're part of a team

All I want is the piece of resistance

All i'm asking for is total perfection

All of this is true

All of this is true because it rhymes

All of you have the ability inside of you to be a groundbreaker and I mean literally! break the ground! peel up the pieces tear apart your walls!

All right

All right cylinderheads let's make it look like it does in the instructions!

All right everyone act normal

All right here it comes my secret weapon is this

All right, Cylinderheads...

All the masterbuilders you've captured over the years you've brought them here

All units attack that spaceship

All units attack the sub!

All units cut him off on elm now! or whenever you can

All you have to do is blend in and act like you belong here

All you have to do is to believe then you will see everything

ALL: Yes, Lord Business.

Although you did let the piece of resistance go

Always return a compliment hey you look nice so do you!

Always root for the local sports team

Always use a turn signal

Always use a turn signal.

Am I just gonna keep falling forever

And always be sure to keep the soap out of your! aah!

And be the greatest most interesting most important person of all times

And by the way I found a few of your friends by which I mean all of them!

And by the way I have a boyfriend

And cleopatra

And don't forget taco tuesday's coming next week! that's the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love!

And don't forget us masterbuilders

And dream catchers, in case we take a nap

And everything is thought out very

And harry well when you say harry I go hahaha !

And he hired bad cop to hunt down all the masterbuilders who were always changing everything

And he stole the mysterious secret super weapon called the kragle!

And I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart from this moment forward I solemnly promise that I will never

And I know it's going to be really hard but

And I know that sounds super mature it's just ever since I heard the prophecy I wanted to be the one

And I owe you an apology because I used to look down on people like that

And i'll tell you me tale of woe

And i'm gonna tell you something batman is the worst person i've ever met

And it made me wanna do everything I could to be the guy you were talking about

And it's not just you bad cop that keeps messing up my plans

And like where we are in time

And not everybody can fit on my one couch and I thought to myself what if there was such a thing as a bunk bed but as a couch introducing the double decker couch

And now we have to finish what he started by making whatever weird thing pops into our heads

And octan they make good stuff

And park the car

And security measures of every kind imaginable lasers sharks laser sharks

And so am I.

And that's it check

And the prophecy states that you are the most important most talented most interesting and most extraordinary person in the universe that's you right uh yes that's me

And then I just spray them with the takos

And there be a mysterious room called the think tank

And there's also no consistency

And those of us who remained well we went into hiding built the tunnels to survive

And to think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe you were

And we search for the piece of resistance the only thing that can stop the kragle

And with a noble army at the helm this masterbuilder will thwart the kragle and save the realm

And wonder woman

And yet your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place

And you are capable of amazing things because you are the special and so am I and so is everyone

And you pa you just moved and you've just wrecked it! uh huh

And you still can change everything

And you...

Any idea is a good idea except the not happy ones those you push down deep inside where you'll never ever ever ever find them

Any of you fellas seen this guy

Any of you fellas seen this guy?

Anyone know what this is and do you need it

Anyway you guys gotta check out these new sub woofers I installed in the back I call them the dogs listen to them bark!

Anyways I don't think that's you the real you anyway

Are you a DJ?

Are you gonna be with me or are you gonna be stuck having a tea party with your mom and dad

Are you gonna be with me...

Are you kidding me the same thing!

Are you ready my son yes I am I think

Are you thinking what i'm thinking oh! do it

Argh! I can't move!

Arr if only there were more people in the world like he maybe there are

Arr there be too many micro managers!

As you can see they're loading the kragle in a big machine upstairs

As you wish dubbledore i'm gandalf!

Attention everybody! incoming speaker delivery!

Attention everyone this is president business

Avast mateys!

Awesome!

Babe

Babe help me get him out of here

Babe look if this relationship is ever gonna work between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it

Babe!

Back from the dead brickowski

Bad cop

Bad cop he could still be alive! the piece could still be out there

Bad cop is waiting for you in your office

Bad cop unfortunately i'm gonna have to leave you here to die

Bad cop you see what i'm talking about

BAD COP: Huh?

BAD COP: Stop him! Stop him! Don't let him..

BAD COP: They're up on the monorail.

Bad Cop.

Batman huh where'd you guys meet it's actually a funny story right bat

Batman there's something I need to say to you

Batman when we get inside this room there are gonna be audio sensors everywhere

Batman, huh? Where'd you guys meet?

Batman's a true artist dark brooding

Be careful I have been told it might explode

Because it turns out emmet had great ideas and even though they seemed weird and kind of pointless they actually came closer than anyone else to saving the universe

Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be

Because the world depends on it

Beginning zapping termination in 99 mississippi 98 mississippi 97 mississippi and so on

Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics the kragle!

Believe I know that sounds like a cat poster but it's true

BENNY [OVER RADIO]: Where are you getting "pants" from? You know what I want!

Benny send this out to everyone in the universe

Benny what's going on

Benny what's our status with the shield

Benny, what's our status with the shield?

BENNY: Spaceship!

BENNY: Uh... Thanks, Batman.

Black coffee

Black hole curtains drawn in the basement

Black suit

Black suit black coffee

Blah blah blah proper name place name back story stuff

Bonjour

Boom!

Breathe

Bricksburg!

Bricksburg!

Bruce wayne uh who's that sounds like a cool guy

BRUCE: I second.

Build a ramp!

Build a spaceship

Build a spaceship?

Build away whatever your name is

Build something! build something!

Build things only you could build

Build things only you could build.

Business business business numbers

BUSINESS: Bye bye forever!

BUSINESS: Great job on the radio station. RADIO ROBOTS: Thank you, sir.

BUSINESS: We've done some great work over the years together, Bad Cop...

But as unspecial as I am you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me

But dad you don't understand

But how can I just decide to believe that i'm special when i'm not

But I can't do any of the stuff that the prophecy says i'm supposed to do

But I have a way to fix that a way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently

But I just said that

But I was just playing

But president business was confused by all the chaos

But that means i'm just i'm not the special

But we bought it at the toy store we did but the way i'm using it makes it an adult thing

But when I had a plan and we were all working together I mean we could build a skysc****r

But when I had a plan and we were all working together...

But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing

But you can't build all of them at once

But you know he's not like normal like us no he's not that special

But you know it has cup holders seats flip up with coolers underneath

Butterflies

Bye bye forever!

Can I get a couple lurps over here

Can you turn that down a little bit

Can't get much worse than this

Can't we build something

Captain solo we must go

Captain Solo, we must go.

Capturing all those masterbuilders and torturing them and whatnot

Check out the lyrics

Cheese slopes come on everybody

Chewie! we're supposed to be halfway to naboo for a sweet party right now!

Chicken wings I love chicken wings!

Ciao

Classic episode

Coffee sales are through the roof sir glad to hear it let's rebuild that roof to be even higher! the roof team is on it

Come here

Come on chewie hit the hyperdrive

Come on guys! we can still do this right

Come on you can't be this stupid

Come on!

Come with me if you wanna not die

Commencing micro management

Commencing micro management (2)

COMPUTER: Hull breach.

Computer! yes sir set the electric shocker to 100 mississippi

Cool what kind of sound system does it have uh sound system well I mean we have an ipod shuffle

Copy that thanks you are welcome sir

Cotton candy

Cover cover for what

Cover the what

Croissants I love croissants

Cuckooland wait what happened to that whole training part

Cut! ha ha! hilarious that never gets old it does not

Dagnabit!

Dang it

Dang it (2)

Dang it!

Dang it.

Darkness

Darkness

Darkness no parents

Darkness no parents continued darkness

Darn darn darn darny darn!

De kragler watch this

Deep breath! deep breath everybody!

Defend yourselves we need to fight back against president business' plans to freeze us!

Diabolical

Did ye not hear me whole story circumscribing the folly of this whole enterprise

Did you just call me "old"?

Did you just call me old yeah so what well junebug I really prefer the word experienced!

Did you see 'where are my pants' last night

Didn't krypton blow up

Didn't you hear him the prophecy's made up

Disable the shield searching for albanian restaurants

Disable the shield!

Disable the shield! (2)

Disable the shield! come on!

Disabling shield

Disabling shield.

Dive dive dive! everybody in! we're going under!

Do you have any idea what that does to your colon

Do you have the instructions no you must create the instructions in your mind my liege

Do you think zeppelins are a bad investment

Do you want to sit down and talk about it

Does anyone have any ideas

Does anyone have some kryptonite that they could give me

Does he have like super gross hands that look like they're made out of big pink sausages like eagle talons mixed with squid

Does that upset you bad cop

Don't be so serious

Don't brake! go! don't stop! go! now!

Don't forget to smile

Don't let the special get away

Don't like that sounds weird

Don't see a wheel or three more wheels

Don't see a wheel...

Don't worry about this big black monolith thing that's blocking out the sun

Don't worry dad I read your dumb instructions stop yelling at me

Don't worry emmet your training begins now

Don't worry superman i'll get you out of there no! don't! aah!

Don't!

Don't!

Downloading latest episode of where are my pants

Downloading latest episode of Where Are My Pants?

Dream

Drink overpriced coffee

Drop off dry cleaning before noon

Embarrassing

Embarrassing.

Emmet don't worry about what the others are doing you must embrace what is special about you!

Emmet get in here!

Emmet go! go! now's your chance!

Emmet had ideas

Emmet thank you

Emmet that should give you enough time to witness the first location to be kragled your hometown

Emmet we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around

Emmet where are you going

Emmet who said that I did I am ghost vitruvius woo!

Emmet you didn't let me finish earlier because I died

Emmet you had a vision

Emmet you'll think of something right like you always do

EMMET: Can you turn that down a little bit?

EMMET: It's adorable

EMMET: Lucy!

EMMET: More Kragles?

EMMET: Oh, no!

EMMET: Uh, sorry. Never driven a motorcycle. Sorry!

EMMET: What? Wait, hey

EMMET: Who's The Man Upstairs? See?

EMMET: Whoa, are we inside my brain right now?

Emmet!

Emmet!

Emmet! (2)

Emmet! (3)

Emmet! (4)

Emmet! hold on hold on! wyldstyle!

Emmet! the prophecy states that you are the special the most talented

Emmet! what are you

End of the line

Engage dramatic entrance

Error termination failure

Every man for himself

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome (2)

Everything is awesome (3)

Everything is awesome everything is cool when you're part of a team

Everything is awesome everything is cool when you're part of a team (2)

Everything is awesome everything is cool when you're part of a team (3)

Everything is awesome everything is cool when you're part of a team (4)

Everything is awesome when we're living our dream

Everything is awesome when we're living our dream (2)

Everything is awesome when we're living our dream when you're part of a team!

Everything is cool

Ew get your retro space stuff out of my area

Exactly and a bunch of weird dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!

Favorite song everything ls awesome

Favorite tv show where are my pants

Fine! fine fine fine

Finn did you make all of this

Finn we're gonna play a little game it's called let's put everything back the way you found it

FINN: You can't expect me to be able to resist playing with all this.

First law of the sea never place your rear end on a pirate's face

First try!

Flame test

For I see everything! unh! my eyes! ow!

For instance one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch tv

Fred barry gail me and you

Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you?

Freeze turkeys

Friends welcome to cloud cuckooland now

From its hiding refuge underground

Gail doesn't remember me

Gail is perky that's something

Get back to where you were! here perfect

Get it off me! get it off me! aah! it won't come off! it's chasing me!

Get off my train

Giant sausages no way!

Girl what are you doing right now

Girl, what are you doing?

Give me a break i've never been a robot before

Give me a break!

Give me a break. I've never been a robot before.

Go ahead finish the job

Go ahead man you got this

Go on kid get in there!

Go run!

Go sports team!

Go! run! come on everyone! protect the special

Good bye boom!

Good luck emmet

Good morning apartment

Good morning apartment! good morning doorway! good morning wall good morning ceiling good morning floor!

Gosh i'm so sorry unikitty

Got room for just one dude whoa! babe!

Great call

Great I think I got it but just in case tell me the whole thing again I wasn't listening

Great idea babe!

Great idea but how will we get there

Great job!

Great you drive

Great.

Green ninja

Greetings all! welcome to my think tank

Guess what you big dumb baby your car is a baby carriage

Guess what...

Guys got a 1 by 1 with an indented stud on one side

Guys look a rainbow

Guys no no no it's not my fault

Guys watch me drill this down

Guys you're all so talented and imaginative but you can't work together as a team

Guys, you're all so talented and imaginative

Ha ha that's not true

Ha ha! fire in the hole!

Hang on sir

Hang on sir!

Harry's the best! harry's got personality he's weird! he's weird!

Have a great day everybody!

Have I ever shown you my relic collection

Have the young man step forward

Have you heard the news everyone's talkin' life is good because everything's awesome

Have you heard the news? Everyone's talkin'

He can't possibly be The Special. This guy? Are you kidding me?"

He he saved us

He is coming cover your butt

He was so good at fitting in no one ever saw him

He's gonna ram us

He's not just a construction worker dad he's the hero

He's the hero you deserve

He's the hero you deserve

Head for the secret tunnel

Heh how scary can someone's office be

Heh the double decker couch it wasn't totally pointless after all

Hello everybody!

Hello hi welcome to taco tuesday!

Hello i'm emmet oh and this is the piece of resistance

Help us!

Here in cloud cuckooland there are no rules there's no government no babysitters no bedtimes no frowny faces no bushy mustaches and no negativity of any kind

Here you go that's 37 dollars

Here you go. That's $37.

Here's how we do it pirate style!

Here's the thing how do we know for sure that i'm not the special we just don't know it yet

Hey

Hey babe what let's hold hands

Hey buddy! I missed you aw did you really

Hey buddy! I need a 1 by 2 key hole

Hey everyone!

Hey everyone! is everyone okay

Hey guys can I help

Hey guys great job on the radio station thank you sir we love listening to this song over and over again

Hey guys! time to come up for dinner it's taco tuesday your favorite

Hey hey hey! red alert red alert I need everyone repeat everyone to go after the special

Hey joe hey pal whoa!

Hey not so special anymore huh

Hey pal I hate to tell you this but uh I don't think you're supposed to be here

Hey plantie what do you wanna do this morning watch tv me too!

Hey superman! oh hey what's up

Hey surfer dave hey brah

Hey thanks for saving my life back there even if you know eventually it turned out to be pointless

Hey uh listen you think you can explain why i'm dressed like this and what those big words in the sky were all about

Hey what are you two losers talking about huh what oh nothing

Hey where's emmet hey where's my best friend emmet

Hey who is that

Hey who wants to share a croissant with this guy

Hey you gotta be there for me

Hey you know what ask all my friends they'll tell you

Hey, everyone!

Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay?

Hey, guys, I think we're about to crash into the sun.

Hey! heh that's not so bad

Hey! I did it wow you actually did it

Hey! i'm ben but you can call me benny

Hi buddy! i'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! would you like a glass of water yeah yeah actually too bad

Hi emmet uh hi

Hi everybody! how's the melting goin'

Hi i'm president business president of the octan corporation and the world

Hi mom hi dad

Hi son hi! how's it going in the big city

Hi this is lord business' assistant he would like you to come to his office immediately

Hi, Emmet.

Hi! hey guess what found your pants series is over

Hi! I am princess unikitty and I welcome you all to cloud cuckooland

Hmm I thought you didn't like that song I don't mm hm

Ho ho!

Hold on jeff we're coming for you!

Hold on, Jeff. We're coming for you!

Hold still

Hold still

Hold still you guys

Honey where are my pants

Honey where are my pants (2)

Honey where are my pants (3)

Honey where's my pants

Honey, where are my..

How did you

How did you ?

How did you find the piece of resistance eh

How did you find the piece of resistance the piece of what the piece of resistance

How did you find the Piece of Resistance?

How did you find the Piece of Resistance? Eh?

How do we know for sure that I'm not The Special?

How will we get inside in a spaceship

Howdy guys! come sit on me quiet nope stools don't talk okay shh

Hull breach

I always believed in you emmet

I am a blind man and cannot see

I am a masterbuilder

I am so pumped up!

I am the computer cool! talking computer

I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty masterbuilder crew

I barely made it out of that room with just me head! and organs

I believe you too you see the quotations i'm making with my claw hands it means I don't believe you!

I call it the tentacle arm kragle outside sprayer or takos the s is silent

I call it..

I call this emmet's plan to get inside the tower put the piece of resistance on the kragle and save the world

I call this:

I can build a spaceship watch this spaceship spaceship spaceship

I can feel you

I can see everything

I can't break him take him to the melting chamber

I can't control it much longer!

I can't do it they're innocent

I can't do this! that is against the instructions!

I can't make any sense of it

I could

I could build a spaceship!

I did

I don't know what i'm doing

I don't like goodbyes let's just call this see you later alligator

I don't mean to spoil the party but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch

I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice...

I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life

I don't understand what you mean

I feel like maybe I should touch that

I feel something inside it's like the opposite of happiness I must stay positive

I feel something inside.

I gotta get the piece of resistance

I gotta move

I gotta tell you something what

I had this weird dream when I touched the piece well I mean I wasn't asleep so it wasn't really a dream

I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye

I hate this place

I have a drive on

I have been told it might explode.

I have no idea how this thing got on my back!

I have no idea what's going on, or what this place is at all.

I hear it's super painful to take off you wanna try it on

I hope there's still a good cop in me somewhere

I hope there's still a Good Cop in me somewhere.

I I don't where am I what's happening

I just need to give the secret knock

I knew it! I knew that

I knew that was suspicious there's no time to lose

I know i'm doing my best but I don't

I know it's hard to understand but this is dad's stuff okay all of this that you see before you is all your father's and everything is thought out very

I know that guy but I know like zippy zap about him

I know that sounds like a cat poster but it's true

I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.

I know things seem kind of bad right now but there is a way out of this

I know what you're thinking he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us and you are right

I know you put on this tough act but I don't think you're as mean as you're trying to seem

I liked emmet before it was cool

I made a mistake

I made it up.

I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans or having ideas in general

I mean all he does is say yes to everything everybody else is doing

I mean it's not like a big gigantic ship is gonna come out of nowhere and save us my gosh!

I mean lucy

I move that we freeze the universe can I get a second on that

I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that?

I must stay positive.

I need you to have a better attitude I have a great attitude

I only work in black.

I really like that name

I said every man for himself

I second bruce wayne ceo of wayne enterprises

I super hate you

I think I heard a whoosh

I think we could use wings and rocket boosters

I used to think they were followers with no ideas or vision

I wanna do it so bad I know you do sir please don't

I wanna go home!

I was right there in that construction site right on top of it and then it turned out to be you

I was right there in that construction site...

I watched lord business' forces completely overlook it

I will text you

I would not rather he died

I'll hold these guys off you go stop them yay!

I'll show you how it works sir I don't know if this is necessary

I'm batman

I'm going to the sports bar after work tonight

I'm here to see Your Butt.

I'm just a construction worker

I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy

I'm just gonna come right out I have no idea what's going on or what this place is at all

I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again

I'm just saying you were all he's not the special vitruvius he can't possibly be the special this guy are you kidding me

I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world they're probably missing me right now they're probably out looking around

I'm not hearing a lot of activity here

I'm not mean what are you talking about

I'm not sure he's the special actually because he's not even a masterbuilder

I'm not the special and to think for a moment I thought I might be

I'm so pretty I like you but i'm angry with you for some reason

I'm uh i'm wyldstyle

I've built a hundred just like them back in the city

Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful

If anybody has black parts I need them okay I only work in black and sometimes very very dark gray

If he's a cool dude like you

If he's a cool dude like you.

If I could get the attention of the smaller creature

If if the construction guy said something to president business what would he say

If only emmet were here to see this he'd say something adorable like

If the man upstairs chose him to be the special there must be a reason

If we can just get in I know where the air ducts and wiring are located I can get us anywhere

If you see anything weird report it immediately

If you're sitting in the top middle how are you gonna get down without climbing over someone

If you're sitting in the top middle...

If you're sitting on the bottom and you're watching tv are you gonna have to watch through a bunch of dangling legs

In fact i'm not all that smart and i'm not what you'd call a creative type plus generally unskilled also scared and cowardly

In here?

Instructions coming in from central

Is that last name butt first name your or is it

Is this another vision where am I is that the office tower

Is this the man

Is this working yes yay!

Isn't there supposed to also be a isn't there supposed to be a good cop

It didn't break! because it's kragled

It does not.

It is literally the most useless idea I have ever heard

It is literally..

It must be weird one minute you're the most special person in the universe and the next minute you're nobody

It really kind of depends on

It was an accident

It was an accident

It's a battleship no it's a hodgepodge that's what it is

It's a double decker couch

It's a tracking device

It's about all of us right now it's about you

It's about how i'm an orphan

It's actually a funny story, right, Bat?

It's brilliant sir that you pretended to be a useless nobody but you can drop the act with me it's cool

It's green lantern oh my gosh we're roommates! how crazy is that

It's my hand I want you to take it you want me to take your hand off no I want you to join me

It's not nice it's your job man

It's not personal it's just business lord business

It's party time!

It's pronounced dumbledore dubbadore no dumbledore thought you said dubbadore

It's so interesting touch the piece

It's so interesting touch the piece (2)

It's so interesting.

It's super serious you do not want to mess with him

It's the one thing that stayed together

It's the orb of tee ti list!

It's up to you now emmet

It's wyldstyle are you a dj

It's you

It's your turn to be the hero

Jump on let's go!

Just as I thought your good cop side's making you soft bad cop

Just imagine what could happen if you did that

Just put the hat on oh and this and this and this and this

Keep it up guys

Kill a chicken

Kill a chicken?

Kind of makes it better

Kragle I know that it might have been that cop he said something about the kragle

LANDO: Where'd you get that sweet space cape, brother?

Lantern green lantern yeah yeah

Let Emmet try!

Let emmet try! no let's not let emmet try! I haven't had any training

Let me show you how it's done

Let me try be ye disabling of yon shield

Let's fly!

Let's get him fellas!

Let's get out of here here use this

Let's get these prisoners back to lord business and give him the good news

Let's get this gunk off this construction worker

Let's go!

Let's go! we need to get emmet out of here

Let's just head for the tunnel

Let's not talk about my name!

Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep

Life is good Because everything's awesome

Light sequence

Like an underwater spaceship!

Like on your birth certificate, it says "Wyldstyle."

Listen up! we need new instructions for a speaker system for the takos

Little bit of a blank slate, I guess.

Look alive coming at you

Look at all of these things that people built you might see a mess

Look at randy here he likes sausage that's something

Look at what you did when you believed you were special you just need to believe it some more

Look everybody we can do this the easy way or we can do it

Look I wanted it to be me okay I wanted to be the special

Look i'm sorry okay you just you made being special sound so good

Look it's not my fault! I have no idea how this thing got on my back!

Look out, Special!

Look urn I watch a lot of cop shows on tv

Look, Emmet.

Lord business

Lord business (2)

Lord business I know the special got away but

Lord business or as you think you know him president business stole the kragle

Lord Business, or as you think you know him..

Lord Business.

Lucy I guess this might be goodbye

Lucy i'm going inside that thing

Lucy what that was my real name you asked earlier and it's lucy

Lucy, I'm going inside that thing

Lucy!

Lucy! (2)

Lucy! lucy!

Ma scoot two steps in to the right

Machine gum! fire!

MAN [ON RADIO]: Top of the charts again...

Man he's such a cool guy I always wanna hear more of what

Man I feel so good right now! I could sing this song for hours!

MAN: Great job!

MAN: What's going on down here?

Marry a marshmallow

Marry a marshmallow.

Masterbuilders spend years training themselves to clear their minds enough to have even a fleeting glimpse of the man upstairs

MasterBuilders spend years..

Maybe we could find one!

Maybe we could go underwater what if we went underwater

Me

Meet me downstairs in 10 seconds

Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds

Meow meow

Metal beard I thought you said we were a lost cause! ye are!

Metal beard that was awesome!

Metal Beard, I thought you said we were a lost cause!

METAL BEARD: Ye were a hearty crew. But it be...

MICHAEL: Hey, buddy!

Michelangelo michelangelo

MICRO MANAGER: Commencing micro management.

Micro managers commence micro management

Micro managers what's going on down there

Micro managers, what's going on down there?

Middle of the night blacked out windows

Milhouse

MISSION CONTROL: T minus one.

Mommy daddy what are you doing here

More darkness get it the opposite of light

More kragles

Motion sensors triggered in sector 12

Move!

Move! (2)

Mr shaquille o'neal

Music dairy products coffee tv shows surveillance systems all history books voting machines

My fellow masterbuilders including but not limited to robin hood mermaid lady gandalf swamp creature

My home it's gone

My idea is to build a spaceship that's exactly like all the other octan delivery spaceships

My sweet emmet come closer you must know something about the prophecy

My world is almost finished

Nah they'll be fine

Need a hyperdrive

Needs great harmonies I don't want to sing the song i'm not

Nice vampire

Nice!

Nice! step two we pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous but also kind of cool laser gate

No

No emmet!

No I don't want to you have to I don't want to

No I masterbuilder

No I need that!

No more mr nice guy!

No no

No no no

No no no do not listen to her

No no no no!

No no no this is a disaster

No no this is middle zealand

No no uh uh no not that wrong

No parents

No parents

No problem

No problem michael

No stop! please! if you do one more thing i'm gonna unleash my secret weapon

No survivors detected

No there was about to be a but you're a butt! yes

No they're expecting us to show up in a bat spaceship or a pirate spaceship or a rainbow sparkle spaceship

No way

No way this is my jam this is also my jam

No we must protect the piece

No wyldstyle

No, no, no!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! (2)

No! (3)

No! (4)

No! aah! I can't move!

No! but it might not right

No! it has to be this way!

No! it's follow the instructions

No! no! grr!

No! stop! oh no!

No! the wheel!

No! The wheel!

No! you can't the skies are surrounded

No.

No. I "MasterBuilder"?

Nobody knows where this stuff comes from

Nope he's not he is a ordinary regular generic construction worker and I need to put him back where he belongs

Nope I don't think you have

Nope. I don't think you have.

Not unlike this tv that just showed up magically

Now everybody say freeze!

Now hold on han this might be the right galaxy after all because I see a heavenly body

Now I didn't move

Now it's your turn to be the hero

Now it's your turn to be the hero

Now listen wait listen

Now ma hand on his shoulder

Now my evil power will be unlimited! can you feel me

Now that i'm letting you come down here and play guess who else gets to come down here and play who your sister what

Now where is my x acto knife

Now you're masterbuilders

Of course buddy I believe you great

Of course sir

Of course.

Oh boy!

Oh dang!

Oh danny boy the pipes

Oh darling I can't move me legs

Oh don't worry I won't test it on you i'll do it on your parents!

Oh forget it!

Oh good morning sherrie hey fella

Oh great here we go again

Oh great thank you welcome

Oh he led them right to us

Oh hey jasmine meow dexter angie meow loki meow bad leroy meow fluffy meow fluffy junior meow fluffy senior meow jeff meow

Oh I have a nice spot for this in my relic room

Oh i'm sorry what was it

Oh it's the perfect cover

Oh man

Oh man (2)

Oh man you have a very weirdly decorated place thank you

Oh mommy daddy you're okay!

Oh my g o s h

Oh my gosh I love this song!

Oh my gosh my hands are stuck my legs are stuck as well

Oh my gosh!

Oh no

Oh no (2)

Oh no (3)

Oh no look out special!

Oh no no!

Oh no wait no no no

Oh no your boyfriend's gone

Oh no!

Oh no! (2)

Oh no! they were ready for that

Oh no! they've hit our silly cloud stabilizers!

Oh now there's a prophecy

Oh okay

Oh pa hold me

Oh really

Oh sir you're brilliant

Oh so you've never heard of the prophecy no or the special no no!

Oh son!

Oh son! (2)

Oh sorry batman this is emmet emmet this is my boyfriend batman

Oh thank you

Oh thank you (2)

Oh that's your name wyldstyle yeah like on your birth certificate it says wyldstyle

Oh the act

Oh this better work hang tight!

Oh uh emmet wait

Oh wait wait are you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name

Oh we asked them all right

Oh we got a hugger

Oh where did it go oh there you are

Oh wow that was a great inspiring legend that you made up

Oh yeah no it's going great it's just going great if somebody would listen to me!

Oh yeah! I sure do love giant sausages

Oh yes but we're not done yet

Oh, man.

Oh, okay. Emmet!

Oh, thank you.

Oh, this better work

Oh, yeah, no, it's going great

Oh...

Oink!

Okay

Okay (2)

Okay (3)

Okay (4)

Okay (5)

Okay (6)

Okay (7)

Okay (8)

Okay all the people of the universe were once free to travel and mingle and build whatever they wanted

Okay got that one down

Okay have bad cop meet me in my office in 23 seconds ciao

Okay honey we'll be up in a sec yeah we'll be up in a sec!

Okay in three two one let's do this

Okay it says here to take everything weird and blow it up

Okay let me just find the wizard and get this over with

Okay pa I just want you to act naturally like you're going about your day gotcha

Okay wait for my signal

Okay what I see are people inspired by each other and by you

Okay, Pa. I just want you to act naturally.

Okay.

Okay. What I see...

On taco tuesday i'm going to kragleize the entire universe so that everyone will stop messing with my stuff!

On three one!

Once inside they'll use their technical know how to disable the kragle shield

Once we arrive at cloud cuckooland we'll raise an army of masterbuilders to

One day a talented lass or fellow a special one with face of yellow will make the piece of resistance found from its hiding refuge underground

One of those sounds awesome to me

Only to find the kragle was all the way up on the infinityeth floor guarded by a robot army

Ooh whoa I have a boyfriend and it is super serious right babe of course it's serious yeah!

Ooh you're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here

Ooh! there he is

Or TAKOS.

Other places that are dark

Ouch ouch ouch

Overbearing assistants and strange dangerous relics that entrap snap and zap

Ow ow

Ow ow!

Ow! you're pulling my torso off

Ow.

Ow. Ow!

Pa whenever I talk to ma you start to move sorry sir

Park between the lines yes!

People everywhere are always messing with my stuff

People taking what you made and making something new out of it

Perfect

Perfect whoo! I love everyone in this room

Pew! what in the world is that it's adorable

Piano man open up!

Piece of resistance is the special mm hm

Playing dumb masterbuilder

Please calm yourselves

Please disable the shield systems of course

Please please! won't somebody help us

Please wyldstyle let me handle this

Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this

Please! everyone! please!

Plus it turns out the hairy one's a dude and the metal one too all dudes

Police to meet you bad cop batman!

Pow wham ka zap

President business I have him right here sir

President business is gonna end the world but he's such a good guy

President business was going to use the kragle to end the world in three days

President business we're trying to locate the fugitive but his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database

Put the piece of resistance onto the kragle and disarm it forever

Quick let's go

Quick quick quick! that piece! give me that piece

Quiet

Quit playing around in the mud I could use your help

Read the headlines

Read the headlines.

Ready break

Ready to start the day!

Really

Really hard wiping ye burn with a hook for a hand is really hard this be impossible

Relax everybody i'm here batman!

Release every micro manager we have!

Release the copper choppers

Release the kragle!

Rest in pieces

Robots bring me the sword of exact zero

Robots destroy him!

Robots destroy this old man at once

ROBOTS: Yes, Lord Business.

Robots!

Robots! bring me the fleece crested scepter of q teep and the pe lish remover of na il

Roger that roger

Rubbish!

Ruh roh it's the bad guys

Run!

Scanning submarine wreckage

Scuba cops dredge the entire ocean if you have to we have got to find that piece

Security cameras picked up this

See

See he can't do it he will never be a masterbuilder of course not not if you keep telling him he can't he needs to see that he can

See you later alligator

Send in a micro manager!

Shaq do you know what time it is it's game time

Shave your face brush your teeth comb your hair

She be a fine speech there laddie

She be a fine speech there, laddie.

She's right! you can do it me laddie!

SHERIFF: Wait a minute, partner

SHERRIE: Oh, no!

Shh benny disable the shield disable the shield now

Sir

Sir can you approve this poster for taco tuesday

Sir my scuba team is looking for his remains as we speak

Sir we got an intrud!

Sir we've blocked the freeway

Sir, my scuba team is looking for his remains as we speak.

Skeletrons get him!

Sneaking around the corner

So don't get any ideas I never have any ideas

So everyone could watch tv together and be buddies!

So he erected walls between the worlds and became obsessed with order and perfection

So I can make things the way they're supposed to be permanently

So I guess running around and screaming is normal

So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place

So not the special spaceship that i'm building for all of you right now

So not the special spaceship that I'm building for all of you right now?

So on taco tuesday it's going to spray the kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles like this one!

So on Taco Tuesday..

So president business is the bad guy

So President Business is the bad guy?

So special what do we do

So uh didn't catch your name or anything about what you're uh up to or what we're doing here

So uh hey guys I think we're about to crash into the sun yeah but it's gonna look really cool

So why did you come back

So you're gonna drive up the curved part

So, uh, didn't catch your name...

Somebody get me some markers some construction paper and some glitter glue!

Son

Sorry benny maybe next time

Sorry dad I have a job to do

Sorry street

Sorry, Dad

Sorry, street.

Sorry!

Space id

Spaceship spaceship spaceship!

Spaceship!

Spaceship!

Spaceship!

Spaceship! (2)

Spaceship! ha ha! great idea a bat spaceship

Spaceship! spaceship! spaceship! spaceship! spaceship! spaceship! spaceship!

Special what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen masterbuilder brothers

Stay positive

Stay positive (2)

Stay positive.

Step 11 greet your neighbors

Step 12 obey all traffic signs and regulations

Step 13 enjoy popular music

Step five vitruvius will provide lookout and make sure we're not being followed

Step four benny and metal beard will sneak their way into the master control room

Step four shower

Step nine eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life

Step nine: Eat a complete breakfast...

Step one all right we need a red four piece unit over at the

Step one breathe

Step one trust your instincts okay okay um

Step six batman and unikitty go into the boardroom to make one last change to lord business' plan

Step three exercise jumping jacks hit them! one! two! three!

Step three we break into lord business' office and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises

Step two greet the day smile and say 'good morning city!'

Stick them up hands where I can see them

Stop him! stop him! don't let him get to the water!

Stop it! stop it! stop it! all of those are my friends! no stop it!

Stop! stop it! no! stop it! stop!

Super rich

Super rich kind of makes it better

Superman wonder woman I had no idea you'd be here

Sure sure sure let's go with that

Surely you feel bad for your parents and you wanna help them don't you

Taco tuesday

Tacos tacos! we're going crazy! yeah

Take him down boys!

Take it all the way to the top

Take that! ha ha! good night! come here!

Take the masterbuilders prisoner

Tallyho!

Thank you

Thank you batman your ideas are the best

Thank you sir

Thanks batman

Thanks for saving my life back there.

Thanks gail

That guy's not a criminal mastermind

That idea is just the worst

That is gonna start hurting pretty soon

That is literally the dumbest thing i've ever heard

That night in the city when you thought I was the special and you said I was talented and important that was the first time anyone had ever really told me that

That sounds dumb

That thing is filled with bon vivants

That was incredible!

That was incredible! you're even better than the prophecy said you'd be

That would be great but emmet is the one who found the piece

That'll be $42 please

That'll be $42, please.

That's disgusting! then why is it permanently stuck to your back

That's great you can't do anything better no reason why you should move right

That's not official safety orange

That's okay I didn't really wanna build a spaceship anyway that's cool

That's okay we'll start with how to become a masterbuilder

That's super frustrating it makes me just wanna pick up whoever is standing closest to me and throw them through this window and out into the infinite abyss of nothingness!

That's the signal but the shield is still up we'll wing it that's a bat pun

That's your boyfriend aah!

The box for this one said ages 8 to 14 that's a suggestion they have to put that on there

The droid's right let's roll

The embodiment of good foiler of evil

The embodiment of good, foiler of evil.

The kragle the most powerful super weapon is mine oh the kragle!

The last thing I need to do is finish you

The last time we tried to storm lord business' office we used every plan we could conceive

The last time we tried to storm Lord Business' office..

The man upstairs

The most powerful object in the universe

The most talented most brilliant most important person in the universe

The name be Metal Beard.

The one thing that can ruin my plans the one thing that I asked you to take care of

The only remnant of the special was a double decker couch

The opposite of light

The people are trying to stop president business from using the kragle

The piece of resistance! I can still save them!

The pipes are calling

The pleasure is all spine

The pleasure...

The prophecy chose you emmet

The prophecy I made it up what I made it up it's not true

The prophecy is made up but it's also true

The real you, anyway.

The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the piece could become the special

The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of

The same thing!

The special and the piece of resistance are at the bottom of the ocean

The special has arisen

The special is no more

The special will now give an eloquent speech

The special's in the northwest quadrant we've got him cornered

The tunnel's that way

The walls are crying!

The what

Then Neversmile, then Freakface, then Snazzypants.

Then once the instructions are printed wyldstyle and I will enter the kragle room place the thing on the other thing and save the universe

Then terminate everyone already on it

Then we haven't a moment to lose we must assemble the masterbuilders

Then...

There are no movies in your area with that title

There he is

There he is!

There is yet one hope the special has arisen

There it goes! no!

There must be something around here that proves his potential

There you go I told you I was a nobody

There you go.

There's bad cop

There's no signs or anything how does anyone know what not to do

These are the colors I need blue razzleberry and sour apple!

These mechanical birds will get our message out they will go to an internet cafe and e mail the remaining masterbuilders who will meet us in the secret realm of cloud cuckooland

These mechanical birds will get our message out.

They come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe

They took the hard way fire! fire!

They're up on the monorail

They've hit our silly cloud stabilizers!

This be doubled land couch

This hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning taking us to loser systems like this

This is a misunderstanding i'm just a regular normal ordinary guy

This is a song I wrote for wyldstyle

This is emmet and he was just like all of you a face in the crowd following the same instructions as you

This is not how batman dies

This is not how Batman dies.

This is not what I meant!

This is real music emmet

This is so weird!

This is supposed to make us feel better

This masterbuilder will thwart the kragle and save the realm

This might actually work

This next meeting could run a little bit deadly

This one is the cloak of ban da'id

This rebellion ends right now

Those guys were so lame all they did was play space checkers

Thought i'd help you guys left the weird cat thing to stall

Thought I'd help you guys. Left the weird cat thing to stall.

To the invisible jet!

Today will not be known as taco tuesday it will be known as freedom friday! but still on a tuesday!

Tonight on where are my pants

Top of the charts again it's everything is awesome

Touch the piece touch the piece touch the

Touch the piece touch the piece touch the piece

Touch the Piece.

Train!

Ugh this gives me the jeebies

Uh ahem hey everybody you don't know me but i'm on tv so you can trust me

Uh dad yeah I think I saw the x acto over there near middle zealand

Uh hello neighbor oh no

Uh I didn't mention that earlier

Uh I mean I know what a masterbuilder is

Uh i'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up

Uh is this cloud cuckooland I don't see any clouds or cuckoos

Uh oh

Uh oh

Uh oh

Uh oh no no whoa no no no hey don't eat me don't eat me do not eat me please

Uh oh! my mistake!

Uh sorry never driven a motorcycle sorry!

Uh these are the city limits

Uh well what's the last thing lord business expects masterbuilders will do

Uh...

Ujjayi breath

Ujjayi breath.

Um I have to go back to krypton

Um well there's a lot of really cool stuff here

Unikitty you're supposed to follow the instructions remember sorry

Unless your instincts are terrible

Use the yellow bricks!

Vitruvius

Vitruvius (2)

Vitruvius I see you've accidentally wandered into my think tank

Vitruvius they're gaining on us build something!

Vitruvius we have found the piece of resistance is it true yes but

Vitruvius which way to cloud cuckooland head for the big bright thing in the sky you mean the sun yeah yeah that's it

VITRUVIUS: I know that sounds like a cat poster...

VITRUVIUS: Yeah, that too.

Vitruvius!

Vitruvius! no! vitruvius

Vitruvius.

VOICE [WHISPERING]: Hey

VOICE: It's so...

VOICE: Touch the

VOICE: Touch the Piece.

Wait a minute

Wait a minute partner draw a cowboy hat on him

Wait a second you're telling me you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound

Wait are you telling me you don't have him

Wait did he say put to sleep

Wait does he work with us

Wait hold on a double decker couch yes sir really so it's like a bunk bed couch is that what it's like that's weird

Wait i'm so confused who are we talking about

Wait there was a prophecy

Wait what did he just say

Wait what's happening no wait! no we're going down! mayday! no!

Wait what's your favorite restaurant any chain restaurant

Wait where are we

Wait you've seen the

Wait, what's happening?

Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?

Wait!

Wait!

Wait! (2)

Wait! there's obviously been a mix up here you've got the wrong ow! ow ow ow!

Wait! what are you

Wait. Where are we?

Wake up ugh come on wake up!

Wake up!

Watch emmet just given what's around you build something simple okay like an awesome race car great go

Watch out! hold on

Watch TV? Me too!

We all have something that makes us something and emmet is nothing

We are transfers from downstairs

We could build a submarine a bat submarine patent pending with rainbows! and dream catchers in case we take a nap

We did it

We have learned that lord business plans to unleash a fully weaponized kragle on taco tuesday to end the world as we know it

We have to be really really quiet

We just talked earlier

We love you sir!

We must find vitruvius and get to the office tower before it's too late

We need a 2 by 2 macaroni over here 2 by 2 macaroni flying in here's one

We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around oh

We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.

We need to meet up with vitruvius and tell him the piece has been found

We would rather he died than give it to you

We'd like to invest in your company your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet I must say it is indeed super sweet

We'll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway

We'll help you out kid

We'll never help whatever you say boss

We'll never help.

We're coming apart at the seams!

We're from the planet duplon we are here to destroy you

We're okay son ha ha

We're okay son just a little stuck is all

We've done some great work over the years together bad cop

Wear clothes oop! I almost forgot that one!

Well at least it can't get any worse I was wrong

Well done emmet

Well for what it's worth this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my life

Well guess what no one ever told me I was special I never got a trophy just for showing up! i'm not some special little snowflake no

Well hi there i'm a cowboy! bang bang bang bang bang bang! shoot shoot shoot bullet bullet gun zap zap zap pow zap pow

Well I guess i'm gonna have to report youuu

Well I guess there's only one thing left to do!

Well I mean we need to get that done I want eight foot speakers

Well i'm dark and brooding too

Well it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything

Well said emmet well said

Well things sure have a way of working out smoothly am I right guys

Well uh I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys to get into the octan tower find the kragle and put this thing on the thing

Well uh well technically i'm not exactly a masterbuilder yet

Well um no but thank you

Well we're still alive yeah!

Well what do we do now there's gotta be a bright side here somewhere

Well you were right about him being a ding dong

Well you're too late!

Well, I guess I'm gonna...

What

What (2)

What (3)

What (4)

What (5)

What (6)

What (7)

What a lady!

What am I holding here

What are they looking at

What are you doing

What are you doing we are entering your mind to prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a masterbuilder

What are your robot serial numbers

What babe!

What did you do down here did you take the top off of the tower

What did you do down here?

What do I do I don't have my instructions

What do I even I can't!

What do you mean you have always been a robot!

What do you think a spaceship is just gonna appear out of the blue

What excuse me

What happened

What is going on you stop building that stuff! just stop it!

What is that

What is that is it super small I don't see anything

What is this a robot pirate

What is this, a robot pirate?

What no! I never once said anything!

What sir

What the

What the heck

What the heck is that

What the heck is this

What wait hey what are you doing

What was I just thinking I don't care

What was that

What why does everybody

What you need to worry about is this question that i'm about to ask you who wants a taco

What?

What?

What?

What? Aah!

What's batman doing on it

What's going on I can't move!

What's happening

What's that on his ankle it's a tracking device

What's the kragle um it's in there in here

What's up babe babe!

Whatever you say, boss.

When we're living our

When we're living our dream

When we're living our dream

When you reunite the piece with the kragle it might explode

When you say the other guy I go

Where are the masterbuilders

Where are the others hiding

Where are you getting pants from you know what I want!

Where are you going miss! I didn't mean to scare you! i'm so

Where can we go where we can't be found

Where is he

Where is he?

Where is that

Where'd he go

Where'd he go (2)

Where'd you get that sweet space cape brother

Where's lucy

Where's the other guy

Whew I think we're in the clear

Which means we need more ideas like it!

Which phrase would you like me to underline

Which seemed like a good idea at the time but I now realize it's not super helpful

Who are you here to see i'm here to see your butt

Who are you it's me

Who are you the name be metal beard

Who are you two

Who i've never heard of that man whom I am not

Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get crazy

Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom

Who's lucy

Who's the man upstairs see he doesn't even know about the man upstairs

Whoa are we inside my brain right now it's big I must be smart mm hm

Whoa how did he

Whoa who are you

Whoa whoa whoa hey I didn't draw that is that me exploding

Whoa whoa whoa where is the special

Whoa!

Whoa! (2)

Whoa! that's what I was just thinking about

Whoo! nothing's gonna stop me now

Whoops I have the antidote for the kragle how did that happen

Why are my pants cold and wet ew

Why are you leaving

Why don't you tell me what it is that way I could see if you're right

Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before president business is going to use the kragle to end the world

Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development

Why this how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm

Why why what what what

Will make the Piece of Resistance found

Will you please tell me what is happening i'm rescuing you sir

Will you please tell me what is happening?

With proper training you could become a great masterbuilder

Wonderful fantastic

Woo!

Woo!

WORKER 2: Look alive, coming at you.

WORKER 3: Can I get a couple LURPs over here?

WORKER 5 [SINGING]: When you're part of a team!

Would you cancel my 2 00

Would you please be quiet I can't you must but they shut it!

Wow he's amazing

WYLDSTYLE [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Quick, let's go.

Wyldstyle look it's the citizens!

Wyldstyle the prophecy states that you are the special

Wyldstyle we could really use your help!

Wyldstyle wyldstyle yep what are you a dj no

Wyldstyle you're such an amazing person and you know if batman can't see that then he's just well he's just as blind as a guy whose eyes stopped working

WYLDSTYLE: Come on, Emmet!

WYLDSTYLE: Deep breath! Deep breath, everybod !

WYLDSTYLE: Go! Run! Come on, everyone! Protect The Special.

WYLDSTYLE: Let's just head for the tunnel

WYLDSTYLE: Oh, no

WYLDSTYLE: Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckooland?

Wyldstyle!

Y'all ready for this

Y'all ready for this?

Y'all want a giant turkey leg

Ye are!

Ye were a hearty crew but it be it be over

Yeah but according to your precious instructions this ship needs a hyperdrive we don't have that part

Yeah first darkstorm then geminizzle then neversmile then freakface then snazzypants no never okay all right yes

Yeah I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs and just feel the beat

Yeah keep your hand up like that

Yeah the rules specifically state work site closes at 6 it's a hard hat area only

Yeah you know he's kind of an average normal kind of guy thank you

Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs..

Yeah!

Yeah! I know!

Yeow! ooh! aah! aah! ooh!

Yes it's true I may not be a masterbuilder

Yes lord business

Yes lord business (2)

Yes this is real music dark brooding important groundbreaking

Yes we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape but um we're lying to him

Yes, I am.

Yes! emmet! that's it!

You accidentally expertly carefully took the entire top off of that tower yes

You accidentally...

You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause!

You all need to be more friendly!

You are so disappointing on so many levels

You are the worst leader i've ever seen to the batmobile!

You are undermining me!

You asked them if you could go with them on their party ship!

You bring your space chair right back here!

You can't expect me to be able to resist playing with all this

You could save the universe

You do not want to mess with him.

You don't have to be the bad guy you are the most talented most interesting and most extraordinary person in the universe

You found the piece of resistance

You get it that's just the first verse

You get it. That's just the first verse.

You got glue all over that construction worker here give that to me

You gotta write that down i'm not gonna remember any of it but here we go

You gotta write that down. I'm not gonna remember any of it

You guys hey just tell me exactly what to do and how to do it

You have a great day too president business

You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import

You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import.

You have your stuff over near the Christmas decorations

You have your stuff over near the christmas decorations all those bricks you can build anything you want

You just need to believe it some more.

You just said the word no like a thousand times

You know he's just sort of a hmm! little bit of a blank slate I guess

You know how perturbed I get if we are not punctual

You know the rules this isn't a toy um well it kind of is no actually it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system

You know what I love to do is share a meal with the special people in my life

You must listen what i'm about to tell you will change the course of history

You really had me there!

You see emmet a corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of imagina

You see your friends oh they're finished!

You should just be still act like a stool

You speak french now

You wanna sit together at the meeting

You want me to drive into that weird swirly hole are you insane

You want me to drive into that weird swirly hole?

You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece

You wrecked it!

You'll live you'll be fine

You're a huge disappointment get him out of here I don't wanna look at him

You're a liar! we'll kill you!

You're a very perceptive person superman

You're gonna melt me' am I gonna die

You're not even a bit special

You're not even a masterbuilder are you

You're not gonna say no

You're not the special! you lied to me!

You're the one the prophecy spoke of you're the special

You're trying to bail on us! i'm not trying to bail!

You've already let the special get away once

You've got it emmet

You've hidden the kragle well old man

You've ruined the prophecy

You've ruined the prophecy.

Your fellow masterbuilders are gathered in the dog

Your home bricksburg is one of many realms in the universe there's also this one pirate's cove knight's club viking's landing clown town

Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice

Your robots are no match for a masterbuilder

Your secret weapon yes it's called the power of the special

Your training begins later!

Your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet...

Zapping termination in 35 mississippi 34 mississippi 33 mississippi 32 mississippi 31 mississippi 30 mississippi 29 mississippi 28 mississippi 27 mississippi

6 mississippi 5 mississippi 4 mississippi 3 mississippi 2 mississippi 1 mississippi 0 missi

10 4 bad cop

10 4 uh oh

1980 something space guy hello!

1980 something technology now you're talking!

2002 nba all stars

..

...five, four... I could build a...

...it's "Everything Is Awesome." Oh, my gosh, I love this song!

"Wyldstyle"? WYLDSTYLE: Yep

Aah! COMPUTER: 7 Mississippi...

Does that upset you, Bad Cop? Um...

Engage dramatic entrance. GUARDS: Aah!

Hi! WYLDSTYLE: Hey, guess what.

It's a battleship. No, it's a hodgepodge. That's what it is.

Oh, good morning, Sherrie. Hey, fella

Oh, hey, Jasmine, Dexter. CATS: Meow. Meow.

Oh, I'm sorry, what was it? Wyldstyle.

Pa, whenever I talk to Ma... Uh huh?

Then terminate everyone. Already on it

Touch the Piece. Uh..

Uh... Oh, no.

Use the yellow bricks! Hey, guys, can I help?

You can do it, me laddie! BATMAN: Go on, kid. Get in there!

..

..

...12 Mississippi...

...30 Mississippi..

...4 Mississippi...

...6 Mississippi...

...97 Mississippi...

...a bunch of others we don't need to mention.

...and e mail the remaining MasterBuilders...

...and I need to put him back where he belongs.

...and kind of pointless...

...and making something new out of it.

...and security measures...

...and this. And this. And this.

...and torturing them and whatnot.

...are the most talented...

...but his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database

...but it's also true.

...but the shield is still up.

...fighting or leading or coming up with plans.

...full of knights, castles, mutton...

...groundbreaking.

...have to report youuu...

...I need to feel free to party...

...laser sharks...

...Lucy.

...Michelangelo, Michelangelo...

...most interesting...

...Nice Vampire..

...no babysitters...

...no.

...of every kind...

...one.

...overbearing assistants..

...president of the Octan Corporation and the world

...right on top of it, and then...

...than the ideas of 100...

...that look like they're made out of big pink sausages?

...that proves his potential.

...that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place.

...that's exactly like all the other Octan delivery spaceships.

...the Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer

...three more wheels.

...to have even a fleeting glimpse of The Man Upstairs...

...to that forsaken place...

...to witness the first location to be Kragled.

...uuu..

...uuu...

...uuu...

...virile pirate body..

...we used every plan we could conceive.

...where you'll never, ever, ever..

...will sneak their way into the master control room.

...with just me head!

...you could become a great MasterBuilder.

...you've brought them here.

'twas your speech which roused this hearty crew

"He is the least qualified person...

"See you later, alligator

"What's happening?"

(all groan)

(all yell)

(all yell) (2)

(batman groaning)

(batman grunting)

(batmobile explodes)

(both chuckle)

(classic western style shout)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd clamoring)

(crowd clamoring) (2)

(emmet beatboxing)

(emmet screaming)

(emmet screaming) (2)

(explosion)

(grumbles)

(grumbles) (2)

(grumbles) (3)

(grunting yelling and hitting things)

(horse whinnies)

(horse whinnies) (2)

(invisible jet explodes)

(kicking a chair nervously)

(laughing)

(masterbuilders cheering)

(metal beard yells)

(phone rings) bad cop

(robots laughing)

(screams)

(underwater explosion)

(vitruvius groans)

(vitruvius yelling while falling)

(vitruvius yells)

(wyldstyle sighs)

(wyldstyle spits)

(yelling in slow motion)

(yelling)

[ALARM BLARING]

[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL GRUNT]

[ALL GRUNT]

[ALL LAUGH]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[BATMAN GRUNTS]

[BENNY YELLS]

[BOTH WHIMPER]

[CROWD CLAMORING ON SCREEN]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR OPENS]

[EMMET GRUNTS]

[EMMET SCREAMS]

[EMMET YELLING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GUARDS SCREAM]

[HUMS]

[KNIGHTS YELL]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[MIMICKING SPACESHIP WHIRRING]

[ON RADIO] Everything is awesome

[PA COP CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SINGING] Everything is awesome

[SINGING] The pipes are calling

[SNIFFLES]

[STATUE OF LIBERTY SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[THUD]

[THUNDER CRASHES AND WOLF HOWLS]

[TRAIN HORN BLARING]

[YELLING IN SLOW MOTION]

[YELLING]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]