Lisa Simpson - The Simpsons Bowling - Playable Characters (Arcade) Edit

Ah, sweet mystery of life.

Careful not to hurt yourself.

Cheer.

Curse these stubby fingers.

Don't be shy. Push the button please.

Don't worry, there'll be other chances.

Everything happens for a reason.

Excelsior.

Eye of the tiger, Heart of a champion.

Foolish humans, You fell for my disguise. Today this bowling alley, tomorrow the world.

Ha, I'm sorry, you won't pull that off again.

Hello there.

Here we go again.

Hey, goodbye, Maniac. Hello, Depression.

Hi, celebrating.

Hip, hip hurray.

I can see this must mean a lot to you.

I feel just like Susan B Anthony, if only, she bowled.

I feel lower than an eel snake in a wagon rut.

I feel so average.

I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.

I hope this serves as an inspiration to you all.

I just hate competition. Don't you?

I simply arranged a collision trajectory to offset the pins centers of mass.

I'll never live this down.

I'm very happy for you, really.

Must you make such a spectacle of yourself?

My calculations must be a little off.

No.

No. Ohh.

Ohh how you militating?

Ohh nice throw.

Ohh, that started out really well.

Ohh, that's gonna smart in the morning.

OK, OK. So you knocked them all down. Sheesh.

Park.

Perfect game, yeah.

Perhaps you might want to rethink your strategy.

Poetry in motion.

Push the button one more time to start my approach.

Really, I got my mojo working now.

Set my position by pushing a button please.

Set the curve by pushing a button.

Simply put, I am the best.

Someday I'll be telling this to my therapist.

Stop procrastinating.

Stupid boss. Stupid games. Stupid life. Stupid shoes.

Tennis anyone?

That sound is music to my ears.

That wasn't very Zen.

That's pretty impressive, I'll admit.

There goes my self esteem.

This concludes my demonstration on gravity.

To the victor go the spoils.

Today.

Too bad.

Way to go, gutter brain.

Well, that certainly was entertaining.

Whoa.

Why didn't somebody stop me?

Why do I even bother?

Why do I subject myself to this?

Wow, it could have been worse, although I'm not sure how.

Wow, when you speak of this in the future, please be kind.

Yay. I mean tough break.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get the point.

You didn't tell me you were this good.

You must be pretty proud of yourself beating an 8 year old.

You thought I couldn't, but I could. I did, and I'd do it again.