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A little louder.
Am I set up?
And this is a dealership in Baton Rouge, LA.
Come get it.
Come get it.
Copy so by you talk soon am I.
Do not hang up.
Do you want the city phone number?
For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and a sound mind. Timothy Second, Timothy 17.
Go louder please.
God bless you.
Going on it please.
Hello.
Hey man, how you doing today? How can I help you?
Hold on 1 second.
Hold on is coming.
Hold on.
Hold up for a second.
I just found something for you.
I know you are and I want to give you the phone number for the Dodge parts, but you need to give me your zip code for the location of where you are.
I know you calling because you want the number for Dodge.
I mean, what does city phone number?
I understand everything your saying.
I'm not gonna talk to you crazy and I'm not gonna be allowed to you to talk to me crazy.
JESUS WAS BLACK
Maybe maybe you had met God in your life.
Maybe you had met God.
No.
No.
Now see summer day.
OK OK OK, I'm gonna do this for you.
OK you ready to talk now.
OK, did you dial this number?
OK, you have a nice freaking day.
OK.
Open your front door right now.
Open your front door. Right now, Tristin S call it one way right now. Call me back over $1 now, Sir.
Pizza.
Remind Bob talk like the Magicians Coppersmith Smitty.
Right now.
Shopping by typing on my.
Shut down hey.
So a little bit louder.
So what is your zip code?
Speak English.
This is what I say to somebody like you, Sir.
Time.
To fear the Lord is to hate evil. I hate pride and arrogance. Evil behaving perverse speech. Proverbs 1813.
What did he do? State you're calling from?
What did you zip code?
What did your zip code?
What is your zip code?
What is your zip code?
What is your zip code?
What is your zip code?
What is your zip code?
What is your zip code?
What time?
Which state are you calling from?
Will you called Maine?
With the mouth, the Dallas man will destroy his neighbor, but by knowledge and righteously delivered social cause, the trumpet of the Jubilee to sound on the 10th day of the 7th month in the day of...
Yeah, some for you hold on.
Yeah, yes I do Sir, I appreciate you and God bless you.
Yes, did you call my #15 times?
Yes, you called this number. I tell you did.
You call me 15 time.
You drinking.
You feel about.
Your zip code for this city you living in?
Zombie I think I see my life.

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