A background check on Deb Clarington revealed that she is employed at the station
A parasite borne virus that makes their corporal bodies decompose
Ah, no.
All right? We haven't got our arms around all the details yet.
And a word that will echo forever more.
And I think you succeeded.
And not of fear.
And the rest is kind of a blur.
And then, one year, around dusk, the guy's nowhere to be found.
And we could sell the surplus to the bottling companies.
And you must be fond of digging ditches,
Better than Brent Masters?
But now I find out you're some spoiled pretty boy
But the gun's in the car.
But... you heard the radio.
Came to save you. I wonder where Ryan is?
Chaz
Chaz, Stacy
Come on!
Cos I don't remember bupkis
Could I go back and look at these little angels in their eyes with murder on my brain?
Couldn't we have taken the radio out of the...
Deb, I'm here
Deb.
Does not look like it
Elitist man whore,
Energy is messy, okay.
Everywhere except across town in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, huh?
Excuse me, pretty boy? I have a very masculine set of features, okay?
For one night, damn it,
Get that... get that... get that..
GIRL: I'm upset, too.
Go, go! Let's go.
Great! Now look what you made me do.
He's my boss, he's happily married.
Hello?
Hey!
Huh?
I am done talking about this. Okay? Like she said, we were having a conversation.
I do not want to be tapped out.
I don't have a whole lot of experience with this type of thing!
I don't think people are going to be champing at the bit
I lived, Ruby.
I put enough horse tranquilizer in that brownie to kept her asleep through August.
I spoke with the Governor on the shortwave.
I think these two are worth saving.
I think.
In response to the alleged zombie attack,
Is even, uh, too late for me.
It's not all like that
It's safe to assume that you like me.
It's stupid for us both to die.
Joe?
Ladies first
Listen, no one is judging you.
Looks like you didn't waste much time moving on now, did you?
Maybe that?
Maybe there's something more about this on the radio.
Mm.
Mmm, morning!
My heart is bewailing.
Never mind. It really is my fault.
No one thinks I'm funny.
No, no, no, no.
No, she was bitten by a zombie.
No, that's not... We're just helping each other
Oh, by gosh!
Oh, good, good. What, you think I wanted any of this, huh?
Oh, really? And what do you want? That nerd?
Oh, that girl is my new hero
Oh, that never gets old.
Oh! Holy frijoles!
Oh? Well, do you want the slow motion instant replay?
Okay, let me be really clear about this.
Okay! All right, you'd better get back to your post.
On you, right?
Only you could make me laugh at a time like this.
Or bathed in it, which explains how you were spared.
People... people are going to talk. There's social media, there's like...
Piece of kaka phone!
Please, God! Don't let me die!
Pops, we play billiards. Be cool! That's my Pops!
Prior to that, she was employed at a Lady Footlocker,
Put my oxygen mask on first.
Rather than destroying one
Ruby?
RYAN: Oh, no!
RYAN: Whoa! Deb's car. She's here. I hope she's okay.
Ryan!
Seaside community yesterday.
Shall we all adjourn to the living room?
She seems like a...
She's going to be in your room, all right?
Shit!
Sir.
So if you're watching out there, please tell the authorities to send help to Portland, Maine...
So sorry
So you're saying people became zombies last night if they drank the city water?
Some say shooting a gun's like an organism.
Thanks.
That hurts me. Come on!
That sweater!
That time my family was up on the roof, that Fourth of July, and saw my dad.
That was awesome! You were awesome!
That was just a... (YELLING)
The official story is radiation leak.
The prospects for your relationship are not looking good.
The rendezvous point's right up ahead here.
Then..
They're more of the old school, cerebral palsy variety.
Those idiots actually think this thing is real.
Throw a blanket over your brother, we don't want to scare anybody.
To die alone on the Fourth.
Trixie?
Twerking, My Face
Uh uh.
Uh!
Uh!
Up next, I got a big aerial display. It explodes and then a roaring bear face comes out.
We have to have our wits about us in the morning, so...
We?
We... we were.
We've got a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of questions for you.
Well, get your arms around this, Deb's coming with us!
Well, we're almost out of it, okay
What are you doing?
What the... Damn thing...
While you two were getting gross with each other, I took care of Stacy and her pussy cats.
Whoa!
Whoa! You guys are doing a bang up job!
With Your Raging Lady boner?
Yeah?
You and I are gonna get married, your dad is gonna get old, we're gonna take over.
You see that, boys?
You're perfect.
Your spleen, maybe a couple of pancreas
(BANG) Chew a dent!
(CHAZ LAUGHS) No!
(GUNSHOT) Oh! Chaz!
(GUNSHOT) Oh! Shoot!
(HE LAUGHS) What was that? Is that... My zombie.
(HE SIGHS) Wooh!
(SNARLING) No!
(SNARLING) Oh, my God!
(SNARLING) Stairs!
(YELLING) No!
Clear! What are you doing?
Could you keep your voice down? Well, what does she do for you, Ryan?
Deb. What?
Despite my track record. Yeah, what does this do?
Hey, Deb. What a night, huh? (THEY LAUGH)
I'm gonna give you a chance. What are you talking about?
I'm just being real here. I'm not ready to be cool with you.
Just thinking out loud here. No, please don't, all right?
No, I haven't heard them talk. (THEY LAUGH)
No, I never said... He said you did.
No, wait, wait! My place, my place! Okay.
Oh? Son!
Ooh, quick question. Yeah.
Repeat message 5 B. Wait!
Right, first. Ow!
RYAN: Cut it out! STACY: Oh, yeah, Ryan! Oh! Oh, yeah!
Shut it down. Thank you. Hi.
So? So...
Sorry. Fine! No, no, no, don't just...
Stacy's here, right? Oh!
Tell me you have your keys. Yes!
Thank you. I'm being sarcastic.
That's a... Oh, no!
Uh, Chaz... Yeah, Pop.
Wait! We can't leave her like that. What do you suggest?
We thought for sure... No, no, I'm... I'm okay.
Well, if it isn't Don Juan Demarco. No, no, that wasn't what it sounded like.
What are you gonna do now, kill me? Kill you? Deb...
What's wrong? Uh..
Why is she restrained? Oh, you must be Frank Waverly.
Yes. It's America's birthday!
You remind me of her, in a way. I think we did that, like, twice.
(ELECTRIC CLICKS, SHRIEKS)
(GROANING)
(GUNSHOTS)
(LOST CALL TONE BLEEPS, RYAN SIGHS HEAVILY)
(RYAN YELLING)
(SHE LAUGHS) That would have been awesome.
(SHE SCREAMS)
(SHE SIGHS)
(SHE SIGHS)
(SHE SIGHS) Wait, crazy, like I was, like, a crazy person?
(SNARLING)
(SNARLING)
(SNARLING)
(SNORTING AND SNARLING)
