☊ Family Ties - Season 1 Soundboard

A a a tattoo is...

A a living, breathing monument.

A Alex, we don't want to interfere.

A all right. Thanks.

A as you get older, it gets harder.

A book about Richard Nixon in history class.

A girl like that is... is older.

A good friend's hard to find.

A good man's even harder.

A jacket like that was a symbol of rebellion,

A lot of good 77 cents is going to do the bald eagle.

A lot of good it did you.

A lot of mistakes with you, Steven.

A real fascist, but she wore it well, you know?

A simple "no" would have been sufficient.

A very good friend.

A young kid like you must have been putty in his hands.

A young lady always says "please" and "thank you,"

About a book you've read.

About an hour ago.

About catching dinner for us.

About felt tip pens?

About Friedman's economic theory.

About how he can make me feel like a woman.

About Jennifer.

About leaving the kids alone.

About the...

About this relationship stuff.

About your being at a restricted club.

Actually, I wanted red ones, but that's my fault.

Actually, I've been practicing for this moment

Actually, if anything's changed,

Actually, it's these kids from school.

After all that's happened in the past 15 years or so...

After all, Eric came to see me, not you.

After everything that happened between us last night?

After everything... We did?

After what happened between us last night...

Ah, so do I.

Ah, Steven, I..

Ah, what the hell? There is an energy crisis.

Ah, which one?

Ah, you know what I always say.

Ah, you're up early.

Ah! I was just kidding about the tattoo.

Alex is gonna be gone for the whole day,

Alex is two years older than you.

Alex isn't going.

Alex p. Keaton here.

Alex p. Keaton.

Alex thinks she might be interested in him.

Alex, a Stephanie Brooks for you.

Alex, did you think that it was at all strange

Alex, don't you think i have a mind of my own?

Alex, he's captain of eight varsity teams.

Alex, I changed my mind. I don't want to wear this.

Alex, I don't have to tell you that.

Alex, I have nothing to say to you.

Alex, I know what it's like

Alex, I want you to come home with me now.

Alex, it's hard to know when to interfere

Alex, look, I could ask Pete to leave,

Alex, maybe you're getting a little carried away here.

Alex, Pete being here right now

Alex, the Carlton is a restricted club.

Alex, this is Pete drucker.

Alex, uh, you sound pretty serious about Stephanie.

Alex, what time did you get in last night?

Alex, what's an or...

Alex, you acted on your feelings tonight

Alex, you and Stephanie

Alex, you're a young man.

Alex: * birds do it

Alex: Adler's grocery!

Alex!

Alex! Will you stop pacing? You're making me nervous!

Alex?

Alex.

Alex. Alex. I've got to talk to you.

Alex. What are you doing here?

Alex...

All curled up by the Christmas tree,

All I'm saying is that the time people spend reading

All right, all right. Come on. They're here.

All right, bye bye.

All right, everybody,

All right, everybody, just stay calm.

All right, go over those choices again.

All right, i think we're all set.

All right, Sam.

All right, very good.

All right! Who wants to see the peace corps slides?

All right.

All right. All right, Mallory, take the flowers.

All right. All right. The men are back.

All right. Guys, you look great

All right. I'll come by your place at 7:00.

All the invitations are out,

All they lost was their door handle and one headlight

All they want to talk about are girls and... and baseball.

Along with numbers for police, fire,

Always worked at my school.

Am I dreaming, or did Sandra Dee just walk in?

Am I gonna be like Mallory

Am I scared?

Am not!

An emblem of an entire generation.

And a young lady never beats a boy in sports.

And already you're talking about marriage?

And bill my account, okay?

And destroying life on earth as we know it.

And for really good reasons...

And get crazy for clothes and movie stars?

And going around the world,

And got hurt because of it.

And he buys a new one.

And he hasn't even gotten to first base.

And he's a boy!

And he's trying to take it out.

And I admit, up to now, some of it's been cute.

And I appreciate it... I really do

And I can tell by the way Louie acts

And I don't even want her to talk to you.

And I i want it to be a happy one.

And I make mistakes, like tonight.

And I really feel the absence of her in my life.

And I really hurt your brother's feelings.

And I still want to be Justin's friend, too.

And I think a restricted club is a good place to draw it.

And I thought we had a really good shot at winning.

And I wanted to acknowledge it, that's all.

And I'll tell you something else.

And I'm pretty caught up in it.

And if he wants to have a poster of William Buckley over his bed,

And if I miss him there, I'll drop him a card.

And if the boy is taller.

And if you call now,

And if you get a phone call,

And it's gonna stop.

And it's just kind of nice to see them every year.

And let her check into the holiday inn for the weekend.

And make sure you don't tumble down the stairs.

And Mallory's on her way out, too.

And maybe make them some hot chocolate

And order pizza.

And our congressman.

And reading isn't?

And refusing to hold down a decent job?!

And she keeps rolling into my room

And so you see, it's the responsibility

And some of the boys have accepted.

And spend a day with me like the one you just spent with Alex!

And take this dollar bill instead,

And that you could hold your own in a rumble.

And that's what they gave us.

And that's where the wrestling match started.

And the kids and I will bring in the food, okay?

And the rockefellers have our kid?

And then you'd be standing here asking

And there may be dancers somewhere in the world

And they sing, * I know Jennifer's boyfriend

And they're right at his cutoff level for manliness.

And unless you and Ron can work this out,

And we really don't appreciate the intrusion in our lives.

And we'll cut out the bones and then cut off the...

And when I see Kimberly blanton in a strapless evening gown,

And when I'm mad, I'm loud.

And when to let you go on your own.

And you escaped from a home.

And you know something?

And you never have, either!

And you say things you didn't want to say?

And you were a yutz.

And you won the, uh, swimming competition,

And you won't listen to a word I have to say,

And you'll wind up having a terrific party.

And you're gonna tell me exactly what you've been doing

And your calling here is childish, it's annoying,

And, still, 4th grade boys and girls

And, to tell you the truth, I'm not all that thrilled with you.

And, uh, Suzanne, the golf driving for distance.

And, well, I really want to be a cheerleader.

And..

Any hard feelings about this at all.

Any sign of them yet?

Any torch song will do.

Anybody know the capital of Iowa?

Anything from the store?

Anyway, it was my father's fault.

Anyway, my idea is to have a '50s party.

Anyway...

Apparently, something good has come out of this.

Are a very rare breed.

Are an integral part of a woman's life.

Are mostly a psychological phenomenon.

Are there any without liver?

Are there sprouts in here?

Are you going to that Barry manilow concert tonight?

Are you gonna wear your hair like that

Are you in a school play you didn't tell us about,

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? I i love Milton Friedman.

Are you kidding?!

Are you meeting the davises up there again? Yeah.

Are you on an official date right now?

Are you sure this is a good idea, Alex?

Are you two pawing at each other again?

Aren't you gonna call him back?

Arrangements.

Artificially high, which stifles the growth of the economy.

As a lullaby?

As early as we could,

As long as she's cute and can cook,

At least I thought there was.

At least the phone stopped ringing, anyway.

At least those are normal kisses

At the paradise hotel in Atlantic city

Attaboy.

Aw, come on, you guys. Lighten up.

Bad news, kids... No sweets, no treats, no meats

Be serious!

Bearing in mind, Alex,

Because he asked her and I didn't.

Because if that's what you're saying, then I say fine.

Because Jennifer and I like to play together.

Because she plays with Justin.

Because that room is 18x24 and our room is 18x26.

Because then i would be the girl

Because two people spend a night together.

Because...

Beer or wine?

Before consciousness raising, before Ms. magazine...

Before he regains his senses!

Before my mother calls again.

Before the guests arrive.

Before you say anything, Alex,

Besides, you figure people will give you bigger tips

Bet I can make up with my wife quicker than you can make up...

Bet we could have more fun with the lights off, Albert.

Better than Barry manilow? Who?

Better than great?

Better... I've come up with a list of safe issues

Between those two rooms.

Big day.

Big stone fireplace,

Big?

Boy, this really isn't my day.

Boy.

Bring me a man's drink. Coffee... black.

Bubba Smith and dick butkus drink light beer,

Buh!

But Alex is Alex

But don't you think you ought to tell her that?

But he wanted to.

But her attitude will change.

But his kindergarten teacher was against it.

But I didn't think I could do it

But I don't know if I can.

But I don't know if I have the guts.

But I had principles. I had beliefs.

But I hope you understand why I felt so strongly

But I know what you were thinking, Alex,

But I never dreamed he was so... Dynamic!

But I really miss the commercials.

But I think the fighting's got to stop.

But I think they need some more chocolate chips.

But I'll tell you one thing,

But I'm 17 years old.

But I'm a person, too.

But I'm not you, dad.

But I'm scared of not living anymore.

But if I recall, your last words to Ron were,

But if I start acting silly, take me home.

But if there's gonna be a way out of this tonight,

But it still hurts.

But it... it would mean going underground.

But it's possible.

But look what we caught in the supermarket!

But no of them is gonna be the first one out there.

But obviously you don't understand

But only by opening yourself up like this

But she's not ready...

But since Alex is the oldest, he's in charge.

But sometimes the human side of me takes over,

But that doesn't mean I have to be his friend.

But that's as far away as I could get it.

But that's not gonna solve anything.

But the evening is still young.

But the last wave left about an hour ago.

But there are none who love their sons more than I love you

But there's a chance they could extend your life for a while.

But these lights must remain on... house rules.

But they're obviously not at this resort this weekend.

But this afternoon, you have to wash her car.

But this morning, I found a copy of the wall street journal

But we have to draw the line somewhere,

But we'd be friends no matter what.

But we're making progress.

But what we have is nothing more

But when she is ready, she wants me to be the guy,

But when you were here yesterday delivering my groceries,

But who knows?

But why would a college girl be calling you for a date?

But y you got to learn to stand up to stuff like that.

But you did pick Justin as a friend,

But you go through the motions.

But, dad!

But, personally, i think you're obnoxious.

But, see, that's what we were taught.

But, uh, cooking and cuteness

But, uh, I think it's worth taking that risk.

But, uh, this place means a lot to me.

But, yeah, I guess it's a date.

But... but it... But it was just one night.

By following that policy, the fed keeps interest rates

Bye.

Cabbie named George.

Can I go, too, grandpa?

Can I make you some pancakes, Jake?

Can I see your invitations, please?

Can we talk about when you're gonna clean it up?

Can we talk?

Can you believe that?

Can you ever hope to...

Can you get them to dance or can't you?

Can you give me a hand here?

Can you hold on a second, Chrissy?

Can you stay for dinner?

Can't you two remember to close the door?

Care to dance, sailor?

Chrissy says if I'm gonna play with Justin all the time,

Chuck Berry? Good.

Cocoa?

Come here, I'll show you what the small fork is for.

Come on in, guys. Welcome to the 1950s.

Come on, Alex. She's not gonna call.

Come on, come on, come on. You all know each other.

Come on, dad. Don't pull this macho stuff with me now!

Come on, Jennifer.

Come on, let's... Let's talk about this.

Come on, your dad isn't thinking about Cuba anymore.

Come on! Just making a joke, Elyse.

Come on. Boys are okay.

Come on. Come on in. Make yourselves at home.

Come on. Let's go.

Coming to bed, honey?

Communication is so important in a relationship.

Connecting this side of the house

Could have a little guy talk.

Could spend some time together.

Could you please sing to me?

Counterclockwise.

Credit?!

Cups, mom.

Customer relationship

Cut it out. You're gonna give me whiplash.

Cute kid.

Dad, a lot can happen in the time they keep you alive.

Dad, are you scared?

Dad, before you say anything more,

Dad, do you have a minute?

Dad, do you want some scrambled eggs?

Dad, have a seat.

Dad, I love you

Dad, it's never too late.

Dad, recent studies show

Dad, sit down for a minute, okay?

Dad!

Dad.

Daddy, how long ago was that?

Daddy, why do you and grandpa argue all the time?

Daddy, you never say that

Darn right, dad.

Day.

Depending on some overworked nurse

Despite our age difference,

Did you go hunting this year, grandpa?

Did you leave my tea in the tea bags?

Did you tell your dad about the first time?

Didn't hear the siren either?

Didn't you say he was gonna be here for dinner?

Do I know how to pick them?

Do me a favor and don't tell your father.

Do what your grandfather says.

Do you have a lot of close friends at school?

Do you know what pawing is?

Do you realize how insulting you're being?

Do you think Alex will be mad

Do you think i could sleep with...

Do you think I want to spend the days I have left

Do you think we may sail around the world this summer?

Do you think we really need them?

Do you two men want your coffee in cups,

Do you want to spend the night here?

Do you, Steven?

Doctor, every neighbor in a six mile radius,

Does Lassie come home or do they get a new dog or what?

Does, uh, that mean I can go out with college guys?

Doesn't coincide with your school vacation.

Doesn't have any members that are black or *******

Doesn't sound like any teenager I know.

Doing god knows what with i know who.

Don't ask.

Don't feel so guilty.

Don't get along very well.

Don't get carried away, okay, mom?

Don't get sarcastic with me, Jennifer.

Don't hop away when I'm talking to you.

Don't look over my left shoulder.

Don't make such a big deal about it.

Don't sing that.

Don't talk too long, okay? I'm expecting an important call.

Don't worry. I'm no fink.

Don't you knock before you enter someone's living room?

Don't you think you should be taking it easy?

Don't you think?

Don't you two have any self control?

Don't you understand what this place stands for?

Door's open. Come on in.

Drop it, okay?

Either of you guys know anything about Polo?

Either that, or he just enjoys setting things on fire.

Eliminating sexual stereotypes,

Elvis? Right. Right.

Elyse, why don't you go? Go on ahead with the girls.

Elyse: Alex. Oh.

Enough confidence in the economy

Environmentalists don't have a bad name!

Eric wouldn't have been interested in you.

Eric, what are you doing here?

Even if you wanted to, it's too late.

Even in a 9 year old,

Even so, we've had some pretty avoidable arguments

Even though I was different from you!

Even when we were out there bunny hopping tonight,

Everything's all right.

Everything's all set.

Everything's set for the party tomorrow...

Excuse me, I...

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me.

Excuse us for a minute.

Faster than you can handle them.

Fellas, I got an idea... Why don't we, uh, saunter over

Fine man. One of the greatest.

Fine.

First event! Here we go!

For 36 hours before serving.

For a long time now.

For boys and girls to be friends.

For letting your hair grow long

For maligning the leaders of the country?!

For one thing, I don't think it's right

For purposely trying to antagonize me?!

For some reason, I pictured us in a ski lodge.

For spitting on every value I ever held?!

For the kids to see

For the past two hours.

For who they are,

For women to be strong in areas like that.

Foreign policy? Offshore oil drilling?

Forward. Right.

Four rackets?

Frankly, I'm above it.

Friend of yours?

Front row, center. I can't believe it.

Funny music and funny skirts...

Gas stations don't give out free maps anymore?

Gee, Mr. Emerson, I'm sorry you're not happy

Gee... I wish I could.

Get off the phone now.

Getting shots and treatments every day,

Girls don't shoot ducks, Mallory.

Girls like Kimberly blanton just don't call guys like you.

Give her your mastercharge

Give me a break!

Give you a safe place to play,

Go ahead, mom.

Go get my dice, Suzanne. They're in the top drawer.

God, when I think of all the petty, little arguments

Going?

Gonna be dead at some point.

Gonna blindfold me?

Good for some groceries and a few laughs?

Good morning, everybody.

Good shooting.

Good thing we don't have any young ladies

Good.

Good. You want to go hunting?

Goodbye.

Grand mère. Um...

Grandpa, we're having show and tell at school.

Grandpa's here.

Great day, isn't it?

Great idea. Alex loves you. He loves spending time with you.

Great, except for the taxi.

Great.

Grow up, will you, Jennifer?

Guilt is a useless emotion.

H he was at the shop.

Ha ha ha. My side hurts from laughing.

Half a million people trying to stop a senseless war.

Hamburgers!

Hang in there, guys.

Happy birthday.

Has a lot to do with my parents, you know?

Has anybody read any good books lately?

Has nothing to do with it, Jennifer.

Has nothing to do with what happened last night.

Have you checked all possible treatments?

Have you decided what you're gonna major in in college?

Have you tried everything?

Haven't you had enough?

Having a conversation like this with any of them.

Having a wild party like that.

He didn't show it.

He had me so worked up,

He just won't be around anymore, okay?

He keeps it for a while, he uses it, he enjoys it,

He kept feeding me these corny lines

He mentioned it at dinner.

He might not be a gentleman with Mallory.

He said he didn't want a repeat

He sees things differently than we do.

He started bugging me about my driving.

He was a crook!

He was not framed!

He was so proper...

He would've been interested in me.

He'll perform live?

He's a boy, and he's awfully nice.

He's a friend.

He's coming over here now.

He's eating the food I delivered.

He's giving a lecture at the college auditorium tonight.

He's here.

He's my favorite economist.

He's not a normal boy.

He's not Alan alda.

He's really cool. All the girls' parents hate him.

He's supposed to be in pain. He's a folk singer.

He's taking a cab here from the airport

He's with the blanton party.

He's wrong, Elyse. They were not invented in Russia.

He's... he's thoughtful, he's sweet, he's...

Hello, is this the Carlton country club?

Hello.

Hello. I'm fine, daddy.

Helps you to form good relationships with others.

Her name is not Barbie, mom. She just looks like...

Here in town.

Here. Hey, Jennifer.

Hey, come on, it's just a trophy.

Hey, don't worry about a thing.

Hey, Elyse, I don't see anything wrong with it.

Hey, fantastic. Look at that outfit.

Hey, fonzie.

Hey, I know the feeling.

Hey, I was in a hurry. He was about your size.

Hey, ladies. How are you?

Hey, there's no reason we all can't have good, clean fun

Hey, uh, by the way, my name's Stephanie Brooks.

Hey, wait a minute. I didn't know you in 1959.

Hey, wasn't Justin coming home with you?

Hey, we got a fresh batch of melons in at the market.

Hey, what are you doing? I was listening to that.

Hey, where is the birthday girl?

Hey!

Hey. Hey, hey.

Hey. Hey, what are you doing with my paper?

Hi, dad.

Hi, Eric.

Hi, grandpa.

Hi, I I'm trying to locate my son, Alex Keaton.

Hi, Justin. Bye, Justin.

Hi, Justin. Hi, sweetie.

Hi. Sorry I had to answer the door myself.

Hi. You ordered some groceries?

His dad ran out on his family when he was 10,

Hmm.

Hold down the excitement level, dear.

Honestly, dad, you slay me

Honey, since Stephanie came into his life,

Hope you have as much fun as I did.

How 'bout those Cleveland Indians?

How about those Cleveland Indians?

How are you holding up, Justin?

How are you?

How big?

How can you be on a date with another guy

How can you be so cynical?

How can you say that?

How come?

How could she do that to me

How could she have misled me like this?

How do you mean that, dad?

How does that grab you?

How much can you possibly have to say?

How often do you get to spend a day with your grandfather?

How was your date with Stephanie?

How was your trip?

How you doing, Keaton? Nice party.

How?

How'd it go at the recycling center?

How's that?

How's this?

Hunting sounds exciting, grandpa.

Hurry, Gidge! Surf's up!

I always have.

I am not!

I am so glad that we're up here.

I am. And I think there are a lot of kids here

I apologize for getting my master's degree.

I appreciate that.

I appreciate your concern, kids.

I been chopping wood since 6:15.

I bet they were a lot more fun.

I brought you a couple.

I c... I can't today. I've got midterms.

I came to give Mallory these flowers.

I can come along, too, if you'd like.

I can think of something we don't need.

I can't believe how young I looked.

I can't believe people actually dressed like this.

I can't believe this newspaper.

I can't believe what I have to put up with!

I can't believe you guys can watch this.

I can't deal with it now, Alex.

I can't talk.

I can't think of anything else we need.

I come here to visit you for the last time.

I could look at this as a learning experience, couldn't I?

I could see it in his eyes.

I couldn't have a conversation like this

I didn't even see the police car coming.

I didn't have to do anything.

I didn't hit the police car, Elyse.

I didn't know he cared.

I didn't mean to wake you, Steven.

I didn't mind the pop quiz on wines the other night.

I didn't realize you knew so much

I didn't say you cou...

I didn't specify in my letter.

I didn't think so.

I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

I discovered shopping.

I do recall working for Nixon for a couple of weeks in 1960.

I don't care what you said, as long as you called

I don't consider a legitimate display of affection pawing.

I don't even get to spend a day with my grandson!

I don't expect to learn anything from these discussions,

I don't know anything about delivering groceries.

I don't know how the bubble gum got in the oven.

I don't know the words to anything else.

I don't know these guys. They could be crashers.

I don't know what happens to you.

I don't know what I was thinking,

I don't know, dad.

I don't know, the way our relationship was...

I don't know.

I don't know. Did you play with girls when you were 10?

I don't know. I never heard of the '50s.

I don't know. I'm not allowed to look.

I don't like being teased, mom...

I don't like it.

I don't like that.

I don't like your attitude, Steven.

I don't look past her for the bill of rights.

I don't need maps. I never get lost.

I don't really want to see the movie.

I don't talk that way to you.

I don't think he'd notice if we moved out of town.

I don't think I want anything more to do with girls.

I don't think the kids were too impressed

I don't think you were very nice to Justin this afternoon.

I don't understand.

I don't want to bother him.

I don't want to change the world.

I don't want to get in an argument about this.

I don't want to lose them.

I don't want to miss any of the yelling.

I don't want your lousy flowers.

I doubt it. She can't read.

I drink it because it tastes great.

I even brought two gift wrapped melons with me.

I even talked to the Mayo clinic.

I explained that to you, Steven.

I feel so cheap.

I figured it would be

I find myself very attracted to you.

I find that hard to believe.

I forgot to get myself something to drink.

I forgot, Kimberly. What is it did you say you're studying?

I gather you're against recycling?

I get the point, dad.

I get those a lot.

I give up.

I go to Harding high school.

I got a lot of things to do before I go.

I got to get my dice, anyway.

I got to hand it to you, Steven.

I got two more stops to make.

I grazed it

I guess I never gave you much reason to like me.

I guess I overreact because he didn't react at all.

I guess it's pretty late.

I guess so.

I guess the parent of the year award

I guess we're not.

I guess you drink it because it's less filling.

I guess.

I had a wonderful time.

I had never delivered groceries to anybody before?

I had to talk them out of putting in a moat.

I have a feeling I missed something.

I have a great time when I'm just with my women friends.

I have a right to pick my own friends, don't I?

I have a right to speak on the telephone

I have no secrets from my father.

I have pictures.

I have this great picture of you as a young girl

I have to do a book report for English class.

I have to keep reminding myself that you're only 17.

I have to repeat 12th grade.

I haven't seen him this excited

I haven't, have you?

I heard that on "donahue."

I hope more than that.

I hope they're the kind that you wanted.

I hope you didn't take it personally.

I hope you don't mind.

I hope you two get this out of your system

I hope you're satisfied.

I hung in there with your mother and, uh...

I I can't.

I I didn't expect you to be giving me this news

I I don't really feel like being alone right now.

I I i apologize for Jennifer's behavior.

I I i i mean, s Sandra was...

I I it would have been a better summer if I had known you.

I I it's not the only thing that matters,

I I mean, uh, I think the other kids

I i thought Ron and i were past it.

I i thought we could all come up and have a good time.

I I wanted you to keep on treating me like a son

I I'm getting worried.

I I'm not sure I know what happened.

I is there anything that you need from us?

I it's a clever idea, really.

I it's no bother.

I it's nothing against snooky,

I just think we'd have more fun if there were only girls.

I just thought I'd come by and surprise you.

I just want to go to a party, mom.

I just want you to know i don't have

I just want you to know I'm sorry.

I just want you to know that that's not enough.

I knew Friedman was brilliant,

I know that kind of teasing can really hurt.

I know that the other kids find it strange

I know that, and you know that.

I know that.

I know that's hard,

I know there are other fathers who are more in control,

I know they think I'm okay.

I know who it is. You're Eric morrison, aren't you?

I know you do, dad.

I know you think you're charming,

I know, but I never realized how childishly we were behaving.

I know.

I know. I know.

I know. It means a lot to me, too.

I like fun as much as the next guy.

I love their company.

I love you, Alex, very much.

I love you, Steven.

I made a big mistake tonight, didn't I?

I mean, a bunch of girls sitting around is not a party.

I mean, after everything we said,

I mean, how could I act like that here, of all places?

I mean, I can't even believe

I mean, I did have to stay on the property.

I mean, I don't let a boy do anything I don't want him to do.

I mean, I said it but I didn't.

I mean, I'm not sure

I mean, I'm supposed to be babysitting for you kids,

I mean, if I were your brother and you were my sister,

I mean, if Kimberly doesn't like you or your family

I mean, in some magical way,

I mean, it's just not something that parents should be doing.

I mean, it's not even lunchtime.

I mean, let's face it... This party is dying.

I mean, obviously you weren't thinking clearly last night.

I mean, that's nature.

I mean, that's the crazy part.

I mean, we're two different and separate people.

I mean, when you look back on mom and Roger silverman,

I mean, you both are grown ups, right?

I mean, you knew I liked Milton Friedman.

I mean, you know, an intersexual relationship at that age.

I mean, you're here in my home.

I mean, your biorhythms could have been off.

I mean...

I meant alone.

I might as well just accept it.

I might.

I moved our stuff into the other bedroom.

I need it, Alex. We're going to recycle it.

I never said I didn't love you.

I never thought of looking at it that way.

I never want to see you again.

I promised the emersons I'd have it in by Thursday.

I read a lot.

I really am sorry about the way I acted

I really do.

I really miss her.

I really wanted this weekend to be special for us.

I remember when I was 15

I said, "go on."

I said...

I saw affection as a sign of weakness.

I say it's about two more weeks before his bruises heal.

I say we give it a try.

I say we give them 15 minutes...

I say, they're on the counter.

I sensed something different,

I should have just been glad to have him alive.

I still think you should have called home

I suppose...

I think a good relationship with your parents

I think I can get you your 77 cents back.

I think I can handle it, but just remember,

I think I detect a trend here.

I think I know what you mean.

I think I know what's going on here.

I think I know who my friends are,

I think it's a little too late for that.

I think it's gonna be quite a while

I think it's just a phase.

I think that's why,

I think the competition thing will no longer be an issue.

I think the high interest rates

I think this should be our last vacation with the davises.

I think we got off on the wrong foot tonight.

I think we'd better have a little talk.

I think we're in the clear.

I think we've got some things to work out, dad.

I think you ought to ask Justin to dance.

I think you owe him an apology.

I think you should respect my wishes

I think you're gonna be like Jennifer.

I think, under the circumstances, Steve,

I thought he was you.

I thought I'd barf

I thought inviting him again the next year was too much.

I thought maybe we could go out,

I thought maybe you and I could do some fishing.

I thought so.

I thought we were all in charge.

I thought we'd start with a short jog for distance.

I thought you'd never ask.

I told him I was saving up so I could buy them myself..

I told him I'd feel a lot more like a woman

I told them the truth,

I told you not to look!

I tripped over it tonight, as you may have noticed.

I try to be a responsible person,

I want everything to be just perfect when I take her.

I want to believe that.

I want to do it, mom.

I want to show them how we spent our weekend.

I want to, mom.

I wanted to...

I wanted you to put everything aside

I wanted you to respect the fact

I was 17 myself once.

I was concerned about her.

I was crushed because she went to the junior prom

I was glad they stopped when they did.

I was here first.

I was hoping Mr. Keaton and I

I was hoping one of you could tell me

I was hoping one of you'd at least know the rules.

I was hoping that you'd come to it yourself,

I was just taking pictures with my new camera.

I was just thinking about a nice, cold drink.

I was just trying to get you to dance a little faster.

I was not putty in his hands.

I was shy, but... But I didn't give up on girls.

I was trying to reach Alex.

I was way out of line.

I was wrong to go over there like that,

I went over to surprise her.

I will.

I won't be home for dinner.

I won't.

I won't. I won't.

I would believe that if it weren't for the small problem

I would take advantage of it, Alex...

I wouldn't be getting married till I was 32?

I wouldn't even have gone out with him.

I...

I... do you want something to drink?

I'd better get down there and tell him.

I'd feel real funny

I'd just like... can I speak to you for a second, Alex?

I'd like to spend some time with Alex.

I'd like to talk to you, dad, okay?

I'd love to go with you next year.

I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you.

I'd really appreciate it.

I'd write to you, too,

I'll be honest with you, Alex. It doesn't look good.

I'll bet mommy and daddy are taking pictures

I'll call you back, okay, Chris?

I'll come with you.

I'll get it. It's for me.

I'll get the tea.

I'll get this stuff put away.

I'll get you tattooed.

I'll give you your dollar back.

I'll have to stand up.

I'll make time.

I'll probably read the kids a book first,

I'll remember to take it when I leave.

I'll see him at school.

I'll see you later. Bye.

I'll take the bags upstairs, grandpa.

I'll talk to you about it later, all right?

I'll try it out on the highway and let you know.

I'll write notes of apology to the blantons and to Kimberly.

I'm afraid to, mom.

I'm bringing that stuffed porcupine you gave me

I'm cool.

I'm dating Richard defazio, aren't I?

I'm determined that this visit with him be a peaceful one.

I'm dying.

I'm dying. I'm dying.

I'm glad you're up. You know...

I'm going next month.

I'm going out to get a hamburger.

I'm going rowing in the park.

I'm gonna go see what's taking her so long.

I'm gonna go up and sort my socks.

I'm gonna take the groceries next door to 215.

I'm gonna talk to Ron tomorrow

I'm half out of my mind with worry, and she's mad at me.

I'm here.

I'm just not the kind of guy to hold a grudge.

I'm leaving without you.

I'm making chocolate chip eggs, Alex. Do you want some?

I'm making them especially for you.

I'm not getting your dice.

I'm not really in the habit

I'm not that thirsty.

I'm not! I'm not. Well, you'll see.

I'm on the prowl.

I'm really excited about Friedman's theory

I'm really sorry.

I'm so confused, dad.

I'm sorry to disturb you.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm sorry, Justin.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. This place makes me mad.

I'm sort of a workaholic myself.

I'm sure he will by sundown.

I'm sure he's capable of having a good time without competing.

I'm sure I'll get another chance.

I'm talking about the outfits.

I'm talking about your life, here.

I'm thinking of maybe

I'm tired of oiling your glove.

I'm tired of sharpening your spikes.

I'm tired of these games.

I'm trying to save your life, dad,

I'm your wife, not your equipment manager.

I've always thought immaturity was rather childish.

I've always wanted to go there. What was that like?

I've been chasing her for two months,

I've been practicing.

I've been trying to remember what it was, but I can't.

I've come to realize that killing does have its merits.

I've got a terrific idea for your birthday party

I've never seen that done before.

I've seen worse.

I've seen you more excited on the way to the dentist.

If Barbie's gonna call, she'll call.

If I approve of you going out with a college girl.

If I hurt you in any way...

If I weren't with such a little boy.

If it won't get them...

If it's your idea, it's going to involve boys.

If she wants to talk to me or not?

If someone else makes the first move.

If something's bothering you,

If you care anything at all for me,

If you don't mind,

If you guys don't get going,

If you want me to screen a few of them for you, or...

If you want, you can pick me up then.

If you were my brother,

If you would let me take those coins

If you wouldn't tell the kids about it.

If you'd taken me to one of the picnics.

If you're ever going to the riviera,

If you're not in the car in 15 minutes,

If you're with a little girl.

Improved communication between men and women...

In fact, I don't even want to see you now.

In fact, probably actually perfect.

In person?!

In something very delicate.

In that case, you blew it with me, too.

In the father/son ping pong tournament.

In the kitchen, though.

In those days,

In two years, if you want to go out

In what I was doing and what I stood for.

Insulating the attic.

Interesting way of looking at it.

Introduce me to him.

Iowa is the one state that has no capital.

Is "the star spangled banner."

Is in danger of collapsing

Is it all right if she has dinner with us first?

Is Jake Keaton scared?

Is pretty much out the window.

Is she something else, or what?

Is that it's the same stuff I'm studying,

Is that so?

Is that t the... The Carlton country club

Is that what you really think they're doing, Alex?

Is that what you think?

Is that you'll dance with Justin,

Is that, um, we went to visit our grandmother...

Is there anything I can do?

Is trying to decide which one of these girls

Is your mother here, Justin?

Isn't each of us responsible for his or her own life?

It could be. I wasn't gonna tell you,

It doesn't call for an acknowledgment. It was nothing.

It feels like I have jelly on me.

It happens to be true.

It helps keep the scent from permeating the food.

It just means that we're the best dancers at the resort,

It just so happens, dad, that I believed

It meant you were tough

It started on our honeymoon,

It was about this... this big.

It was an up tempo number,

It was far away and everything.

It was fine. It was a great date.

It was unbelievable.

It was worth a shot anyway.

It was your first time, wasn't it?

It was, perhaps,

It wasn't nothing.

It won't even buy him a cheap cap.

It worked like a charm.

It... boy, these things are great. What are they?

It's "gang up on the kid" time again, huh?

It's a fine grain, and it's rich in vitamins, minerals, and iron.

It's a great idea.

It's a little extreme, though, isn't it?

It's a little sad, though, isn't it?

It's a Polo match, you clod.

It's a wake.

It's a waste of time.

It's about time you get a little experience in the job market.

It's about time you realized it.

It's Alex.

It's always difficult for me to show any emotion to you.

It's amazing when you think about it.

It's because you yelled at her.

It's called Dutch kissing.

It's driving me crazy that he's over there, Elyse.

It's gonna be a long night.

It's gonna come from you

It's just interfering

It's just no fun coming up here anymore,

It's just one resort.

It's just that I don't think we need any more records.

It's just that I forgot to tell Alex something.

It's just that I'm trying to write this paper for school,

It's just that, um...

It's just that...

It's just the way they cover it, that's all.

It's kind of like an old timers' baseball game, you know?

It's not from Bulgaria, Mallory. It is bulgur.

It's not like you're here with a couple of kids.

It's okay for women and interior decorators.

It's on Milton Friedman's economic theories.

It's particularly important

It's probably Chrissy again.

It's real different, though.

It's that you look even better now.

It's this kind of militant behavior

It's too hard to eavesdrop from the top of the stairs.

It's your mother.

It's... it's elitist. It's... it... it's exclusionary.

Jake and Steven,

Jake, are you absolutely sure you're..

Jake, can I get you something to drink...

Jake, we want to help you.

Jen, you like those skates I bought you?

Jennifer, eat your potatoes.

Jennifer, i appreciate existentialism,

Jennifer, I say it at least once a day.

Jennifer, it's for you.

Jennifer, just let me feel guilty, all right?

Jennifer, that's not fair.

Jennifer, this doesn't seem like..

Jennifer, what are you doing?

Jennifer, you didn't ask grandpa

Jennifer, you're only 9 years old.

Jennifer!

Jennifer.

Jennifer. Jennifer, what are you doing?

Jennifer. Jennifer. It's mom and dad.

Jennifer's wearing her skates to bed,

Just a delivery boy,

Just a minute, let me check.

Just for a moment, uh, go ahead, bring it, Roger.

Just for your information,

Just give me a hand, will ya?

Just go on. Alex, get a grip on yourself.

Just got a little, tiny one.

Just kidding.

Just makes it more exciting to me.

Just the basic college prep courses.

Just wanted to try out the four wheel drive vehicle.

Just what were you in his hands?

Justin was your best friend this morning.

Justin, I am sorry.

Justin, your mother's not here...

Justin's history... Yesterday's news.

Khrushchev and Kennedy made up quicker than we did.

Kids today.

Kimberly blanton here in our very own home.

Kimberly blanton.

Kimberly sailed to the south of France last summer

Kimberly tells me you're quite a sailor, Alex.

Kimberly's coming over to study with me tonight.

Kimberly's picking me up any minute now.

Kitchen's clean.

Land of the midnight sun and all that.

Leave me alone!

Let him go out and eat!

Let me get it.

Let me put it this way, dad... Remember when I said

Let's go, Alex.

Let's go.

Let's just say...

Let's narrow down those options a little.

Life just isn't like that.

Lift 'em up. Ugh!

Like a dream.

Like a... Dead animal.

Like you? Damn it.

Listen, Alex, this planet's in real danger.

Listen, I, uh, made some calls this morning.

Listen, I'm sorry about the way i acted last night.

Listen.

Long hair, terrible driver.

Look at all the schooling you had.

Look, Alex,

Look, Alex, I may be only 9 years old,

Look, Alex, I think I'd better explain something to you.

Look, Alex, I'm not gonna lie to you.

Look, Alex, I'm really sorry.

Look, i i got to admit I'm kind of nervous

Look, last night was wonderful and special to me.

Look, let's not make such a big deal about this.

Look, look, a man goes out and he buys something.

Look, look, dad, this happens to be very serious to us.

Look, look...

Look, maybe it's not fair to leave Alex in charge.

Look, okay

Look, you just got off on the wrong foot, that's all.

Looks like cattle food.

Lord knows we had the time for it.

Lots of memories, huh? Yeah.

Lots of yogurt... Some stuff from Bulgaria.

Love and commitment don't materialize

Lying in a hospital bed with tubes in me,

M Mallory...

Mad as I was... And I was hopping mad...

Make that two

Mallory, I'd like to talk to you for a second.

Mallory, I'd like to talk to you.

Mallory, reading is one of the great joys of life.

Mallory, that was history in the making.

Mallory, what are you doing?

Mallory's putting the final touches on her.

May have had a beautiful night together,

May I introduce my parents? Dad.

May I tell him who's calling?

Maybe go see a movie, go rowing in the park.

Maybe I haven't been acting like it,

Maybe I will give Stephanie a call tomorrow.

Maybe it was the way I individually wrapped your eggs.

Maybe it's because I only get 25 cents out of each dollar tip.

Maybe some hot tea?

Maybe some other time.

Maybe we can have it painted before she gets here.

Maybe we should just order the pizza now.

Maybe we should stop coming here.

Maybe we shouldn't go.

Maybe you should lie down.

Maybe you will. I don't know.

Maybe.

Me too.

Me too. I've got great things planned, Elyse.

Melons?

Men playing at being tough and... and always in control.

Men shoot them, dogs retrieve them,

Middle aged.

Midterms are over at noon, gramp.

Might as well join a monastery.

Might better be spent working.

Might slow us down.

Milton Friedman.

Mm hmm.

Mmm! Steven, don't...

Mmm.

Mom and dad are never gonna believe this.

Mom and dad were really being silly. You missed it.

Mom, did you see that?

Mom, don't worry about a thing. We're gonna be fine.

Mom, somebody had to be the first to try them in cookies.

Mom...

Mommy always sings when I don't feel well.

Mommy usually rubs in circles.

Mommy, when is grandpa getting here?

Mommy, you look so pretty, like an Indian Princess.

Moondoggie, is that you?!

More reserved, more adult,

Most people don't take life that seriously.

Mr. Keaton, would you mind walking me home?

Mr. shortcut thought the paved roads

Mrs

Mrs. Perkins?

Must be.

My father, your grandpa Jake,

My feet were getting sore.

My mother telling me the definition of a young lady

My stomach is killing me.

My wife, Emily.

N no, Alex is not a member, either.

N not yet.

Napoleon took fewer bags when he invaded Russia.

Nature stuff... Birds and the bees.

Need anything else from the kitchen, Elyse?

Never mind. I'll just ride the way everybody else does.

Nice try, kid.

Nice work, dad.

Night.

Nixon was framed, you know.

Nixon.

No one was walking on yours.

No, dear, but I do think it's important

No, I got to get these papers wrapped.

No, I just had bulgur, lentils, mixed Greens.

No, I meant to drink here.

No, I never tried white water rafting.

No, I'm going alone to practice first.

No, mom. I couldn't do that.

No, my mother wouldn't let me.

No, no, it's just we've never left the three of you alone before.

No, no, no, no. She's absolutely right.

No, not at all.

No, really, I can't stay. Thank you.

No, sir. I'm gonna die the way I lived.

No, Steven, I'm... I'm serious

No, that's okay. I i live real close.

No, they dropped me off.

No, they tried that

No, what happened?

No!

No! Of course you should go.

No.

No. No, I believe in a triple standard...

No. No, I recognized that glazed look in Alex's eyes...

Noise? Um, no, I don't... I... oh, oh, that's the TV.

Nope.

Norway is land of the midnight sun.

Not a lot. Not enough.

Not anymore.

Not bad.

Not for the mallards

Not for the past 20 years!

Not if it were the last remaining food on the planet.

Not necessarily.

Not on your life.

Not really. I don't think of myself as...

Not so loud.

Not so much of dying.

Not throwing orgies for you.

Not you.

Nothing alive, nothing healthy. Don't worry.

Nothing alive?

Nothing cheers up a roomful of kids

Now it's just friendly... Survival of the fittest.

Now, Alex, don't take this the wrong way,

Now, come on. Let's go. I don't want to make a scene.

Now, does this have anything to do

Now, don't talk to me that way, Steven.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get changed.

Now, is that or is that not Eric morrison?

Now, Jennifer, I don't know if that's a good...

Now, Jennifer, I know you're upset with me right now,

Now, listen. This is going to have to stop.

Now, that's depressing.

Now, there's a likely candidate.

Now, uh, maybe next time, you won't get hurt.

Now, where did you get an attitude like that?

Now, why don't you let Mallory decide

Now, you can talk, but don't let them know what's going on here.

Now, you're probably not aware of this,

O o okay. You can bring me a chair.

O okay, Alex. Sorry to bug you.

Oblivious, hmm?

Of calling up high school guys and asking them out on dates,

Of course I know what pawing is.

Of course I yelled.

Of course it's enough.

Of course not. We worked that out years ago.

Of course not. What do I look like, a sissy?

Of course, eventually, I'll fall over.

Of course.

Of every American to look after Iowa.

Of that guy in the other room!

Of the girls I polled,

Of the whole women's movement on me, are you?

Of their trip to show us.

Of what happened last year when I picked him up.

Oh, Alex, come on. Admit it. You're really special.

Oh, Alex! Come on!

Oh, and, uh, I individually wrapped your eggs.

Oh, better. Better.

Oh, boy.

Oh, brother.

Oh, but they're just jealous, that's all.

Oh, come on, Elyse.

Oh, come on.

Oh, dad, will you just stop it?

Oh, definitely beer, Elyse.

Oh, great. You got bulgur.

Oh, hello, son.

Oh, here's a tip... Keep them at room temperature

Oh, hi, kids.

Oh, I don't know, mother. What is time, really?

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I i don't know.

Oh, I i put your soap in freezer bags.

Oh, I remember.

Oh, I was hoping that Alex and I

Oh, I, uh, pitted those olives for you.

Oh, I'd love to go!

Oh, I'm sorry we're late.

Oh, I'm sorry, Kimberly, I don't think he's...

Oh, it's gonna be great. You'll see!

Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Don't panic.

Oh, it's over at the Carlton country club.

Oh, let me give you a hand with that.

Oh, let me help you with that, dear.

Oh, look, I'm sorry.

Oh, no one.

Oh, no, my dear, you're gonna sit down right now,

Oh, not too bad.

Oh, pretty good.

Oh, small fork's for salad, right?

Oh, sure.

Oh, thank you, Steven

Oh, thank you. I'd like a light beer.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that's all right. I'll be with the blantons.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's not what I'm saying, damn it!

Oh, the kids don't even notice.

Oh, this is nobody, just my kid sister.

Oh, uh, uh, not... not... Not that... that one, r Ron.

Oh, we thought you guys wouldn't get along.

Oh, well, whether it was a date or a pivotal event,

Oh, what kind of book do you want to read, Mallory?

Oh, what the hell.

Oh, what time does his plane get in?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. A little quiet but bearable.

Oh, yeah. Sure, wine would be great.

Oh, yes. Yes, I'm sure.

Oh, you could.

Oh!

Oh! Oh, you mean here. Now.

Oh.

Oh. I'll wait in the other room.

Okay, girls. Let's go up.

Okay, he really didn't hit me.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, here's the story.

Okay, I will.

Okay, I'll apologize because I wasn't very nice.

Okay, I'll see you at school.

Okay, I'm the thimble, then.

Okay, just, uh, act natural.

Okay, just... Just relax, sweetie. Here.

Okay, kid, you ready?

Okay, maybe just one.

Okay, maybe we do.

Okay, thanks a lot.

Okay, that's her.

Okay, they're on the counter.

Okay, well, listen.

Okay, well, uh...

Okay, you can look. But don't be obvious about it.

Okay! This should do it.

Okay.

Okay. Everybody set?

Okay. Give my best to Mrs. Emerson.

Okay. Should be fun.

Okay. Time for monopoly.

On our soccer team.

On the premise that the other person's

On the way up here.

Once he was in the car, it was too late. What was I gonna do?

One for girls, one for boys, and one for sisters

One of us is bound to grow up sooner or later.

Only to have reality splash cold water in your face.

Ooh!

Or are you gonna put it up?

Or hispanic or any other group

Or how about the old

Or is this costume related to your date last night?

Or putting a pack on your back and heading down to Mexico

Or south America, anywhere.

Or the blue cup... Some kind of cup.

Or you could take it to mean that nothing happened

Or you want to drink it right out of the pot?

Our Butler's off tonight.

Out, out, out.

Over the years, Elyse.

Overall, we're still ahead by 134 points.

Owww!

Parents and their children

Party time!

People laughing, pointing fingers,

People who are intelligent and sensitive

People will laugh.

Personally, I thought the band quit a little early.

Pete and I have dated.

Pete, Alex Keaton.

Pink and tan.

Plenty of time for that soon enough.

Promise me you'll never show these

Promise, or I'm leaving home right now.

Put on some old Johnny Mathis albums...

Putting signs on my back...

Quite a... uh..

R Roger, don't.

Reading "Lassie come home."

Real cute.

Really? Mine weren't.

Really? Yeah, dad.

Records, posters, pez.

Remember, communication is a two way street.

Remember, I'll be in charge.

Richard Nixon?

Right, and the spoon's for soup.

Right. Right. That's exactly what I mean.

Roger, bring a chair for Mr. Keaton, please.

Ron and I have been acting like idiots,

Ron isn't even here yet, and already you're competing.

Ron, I think you'd better go talk to her.

Ron, I'm going to bed now.

Ron!

Rumaki, sir.

Same as usual.

Same look I used to get

Sandra futterman...

Says you!

Score one for peer pressure.

See if you know what the small fork is for,

See ya.

See, I really want to dedicate my life into helping others,

See, I told you that weight training

See, the banks just don't have

See, you and Justin are friends.

See, you know, m my friends at school,

See?

See... we'll take fresh fish,

Shame you couldn't have been here to see it.

She always laughs at a young man's jokes,

She better hurry. Kids will be here any minute

She did... with some guy.

She doesn't want to be my friend.

She doesn't want to see me because I'm a boy.

She doesn't want to see me.

She goes to college, and she has her own apartment.

She knows I like to drink my soda in the kitchen.

She left? She couldn't have left.

She probably just wants to check out your table manners,

She was with another guy, dad.

She's a super rich chick at school

She's a very special person,

She's going through a personal crisis.

She's got something in her eye,

She's just never in the room when I say it.

She's not ready yet.

She's probably too busy reading.

She's upstairs.

She's very pretty.

She's with your friend.

She's... She's more mature.

She's... she's older.

Shealmost 10.

Should be allowed to roam free.

Should I have said, "excuse me, I have to call my mommy"?

Should I take that to mean "yes"?

Should I take that to mean nothing happened?

Shouldn't some of this be put away?

Simba and I are of the belief

Since I'm only gonna be here for a week,

Since Reagan was elected.

Sleep on it.

Small?

Smooth, Alex.

Snooky lanson? I don't think so.

Snow falling outside, boots warming by the fire.

So am I.

So are you!

So do I.

So do I. Oh, I wish they'd get here.

So have I.

So I might as well bring it up now...

So I'll just let you go.

So I've been sort of counting that as one.

So she offered me the extra ticket.

So why don't you just go home?

So you believe in the old double standard,

So you miss a midterm or two.

So, a date can be fine without being long.

So, any of you kids studying anything in school

So, come here often?

So, dad, what do you have planned for today?

So, dad.

So, everything went okay, huh?

So, how's daylight savings time treating you?

So, uh, how have you been?

So, what exactly do you do, Mr. Keaton?

So, what's next, guys? Skeet shooting?

So, what's the fight gonna be this year, dad?

So, would you like some wine?

So, you excited about your birthday?

So, you know, you're probably familiar with it.

So, you like light beer, huh?

So? Skip it.

So... For today,

Some of us aren't laughing, Ron.

Something, uh, special about you.

Sometimes it overwhelms me

Sorry

Sorry, Elyse. I... Just a figure of speech.

Sorry.

Sort of a romantic thing to do, you know?

Sort of.

Sounds exciting.

Sounds good. Ready to go, Elyse?

Sounds like a double standard to me.

Sounds unusual at any age.

Soup. Right.

Speaking of the economy, Alex, time is money.

Stay away from the Carlton country club.

Stephanie and I are not romantically involved.

Stephanie, I don't, uh...

Stephanie, what's going on?

Stephanie: Who is it?

Steve Keaton.

Steven, I don't like it any more than you do,

Steven, I, uh...

Steven, it's quarter of 10.

Steven, no one in the world could tell the difference

Steven, see if the second floor is still there.

Steven, what do you think your dad would like with dinner...

Sure did. Shot eight beautiful Mallard.

Sure it will.

Sure, but not about how dirty my room is, okay?

Sure, if you want her to.

Sure. That's fine with me.

T there was this young republican,

Tag team wrestling?

Take a step forward.

Take care. Call if you need any help, all right?

Take the flowers. I just want you to know one thing.

Take the poison and put it on a high shelf,

Taking the car in for him to have a look at it.

Tastes great.

Tattoo?

Tea? Do I look like Princess Margaret?

Tend to disagree on things all their lives.

Terrific. I'd love some.

Thank you both for suggesting it.

Thank you for the flowers, Eric.

Thank you, Jake.

Thank you, ranger Rick.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Thank you. Uh, just leave it on the counter.

Thanks again.

Thanks for covering for me.

Thanks for the tip.

Thanks, Alex

Thanks.

Thanks. I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

That Alex is an excellent choice to be in charge.

That all animals... Even stuffed ones...

That by keeping a tight lid on the money supply,

That didn't come over on the mayflower.

That didn't go as smoothly as I'd hoped.

That doesn't happen now?

That extra hour of daylight out of nowhere.

That gives you environmentalists a bad name.

That goes double for me.

That he deeply resents it.

That I called you and invited you to the lecture?

That I could have my own ideas!

That I didn't want to happen.

That I'm here with you right now.

That is a good recommendation.

That kind of stuff.

That me and Jennifer are such good friends,

That my father and I can discuss.

That narrows that down a little.

That should be what matters.

That should get us warmed up for the volleyball tournament.

That was a great summer!

That was a long time ago, before I knew he was a boy!

That was before "sesame street,"

That was different.

That was very long ago in a galaxy far, far away.

That wasn't really sven.

That way, maybe when they grow up,

That we went to the movies without him?

That worked out all right, didn't it?

That would be a gross misinterpretation of my remarks.

That you were my dad's twin brother

That'll come in handy for you in case eliot janeway calls.

That's a good idea.

That's a good idea. Refresh my memory

That's all that matters.

That's all.

That's crazy.

That's depressing, dad. This is an up night.

That's her.

That's his own business.

That's important.

That's not gonna change.

That's not the only thing I've never done before.

That's not what I meant.

That's not why I invited you.

That's okay, Roger. Don't bother.

That's only dinner if you're a heifer or a gerbil.

That's really something to look forward to.

That's the station with all the English shows, right?

That's the way I'm supposed to feel.

That's true. I know this guy at school, Louie Hicks.

That's two in the whole history of boys.

That's what Dana and Maria say, too.

That's what happened.

That's what I wanted to tell him, to come home now.

That's what I was afraid of.

That's what mommy always does.

That's why I came in to talk to you.

That's why I'm so upset.

That's your father, dear.

The '60s are over, dad.

The answer is no, dad.

The best thing that's gonna happen

The biggest mistake I ever made

The boy over my left shoulder... Is that who I think it is?

The bunny hop!

The bus?

The dancing was worth 14.

The dog was fine.

The duck killing s... Hunting season

The entire life support structure

The exact same questions I'm asking you,

The fact that Jennifer's a girl

The federal reserve board can control inflation.

The guy with the... Bedroom eyes.

The joy of loving another person.

The jukebox will have 50 of the biggest hits of the '50s...

The line between protecting and interfering can get blurry.

The lines of communication are open,

The marine fight song?

The moral ramifications of your being here.

The more I think of it, the more I begin to realize

The most pivotal event of my life thus far.

The only song i know all the words to

The other kids will dance,

The s.A.L.T. Talks couldn't have been this complicated.

The second we got in the car,

The way I see it, my biggest problem right now

The way they're more aware politically than socially.

The whole idea of recycling is ridiculous.

Their father and grandfather locked in combat.

Then he drove me up to the point.

Then he gets tired of it, he throws it away,

Then I suppose you wanted me to agree with what you did.

Then maybe she isn't worth caring about at all,

Then w what... What was I to you?

Then why can't I go if Alex is going?

Then, don't you?

Then, uh, swimming, doubles tetherball, and ping pong.

There are no sprouts.

There are so many more interesting things

There are young children in the house.

There was a bum on the bus, remember?

There was a song you used to sing to me

There was more to it than that.

There was real communication between Stephanie and me.

There was something I wanted to tell him.

There wasn't any problem with the groceries, was there?

There were people at every state in the union at that protest.

There, uh, isn't any trouble, is there?

There... there was a way she could...

There's a commercial for firecrackers.

There's a limitation to the earth's resources.

There's a lot of role playing going on...

There's another side to this story?

There's gonna be a little party after the Polo game.

There's just something wonderful about the way you look.

There's one guy too many!

These are the good old days.

These aren't bad,

These cards weren't any help at all.

They are totally oblivious

They bring the phone right to your table.

They call me Mrs. Perkins,

They called from the lake an hour ago.

They could find a cure.

They did for me.

They do with Alex.

They got an indoor pool, you can eat on the terrace,

They make it so cold and impersonal.

They never give the other side.

They should be here any minute.

They sure make things complicated.

They try to bite each other's tongues off.

They weren't just two ordinary days.

They'll know how to be friends as men and women.

They're great, grandpa.

They're in the driveway! T minus 20 seconds!

They're just kids.

They're making fun of us

They're too fast for me, pal.

They're willing to dance with boys, if asked,

They've always encouraged me

Things were fine. Great. Never better.

Think maybe he was switched at birth

Think this kind of thing is gonna happen again?

This boy/girl stuff is pretty complicated business, huh?

This could be better than the movie.

This guy can't be only 9

This guy sounds like he's in pain.

This headline is incredibly slanted and misleading.

This is amazing. I mean, this is really kind of scary.

This is exactly like the one they had

This is fantastic.

This is gonna be my last visit here because...

This is my senior thesis.

This is our home,

This is our honeymoon spot.

This is probably my last visit here,

This is their dream house project, huh?

This is your first cup of coffee ever.

This is your influence. You realize that, I hope.

This just doesn't make sense to me.

This looks wonderful, Elyse.

This next one is going to be, um, ladies' choice.

This time, it's gonna be different, Elyse.

Time moved quickly and yet stood still.

To any conflict between you and your dad.

To bring you those skates, did you?

To clean your room and be careful outside.

To experience the exhilaration,

To feel something and want something

To take for a ride in my new car.

To take the risk of lowering them.

To talk about, don't you think?

To tell me if I'm awake or asleep?

To the other side of the room here?

To think for myself, to be aware of things.

Today? I got school.

Today's the big tournament for the gray cup...

Tonight seems to be clear, Kimberly.

Tonight?

Tonight's the night, isn't it?

Too excited.

Too late, Jennifer. A deal's a deal.

Too late.

Took the big room, didn't you, Keaton?

Tough!

Trouble in paradise?

Trying to find a decent cheeseburger.

Ugh! Gross.

Ugh! You guys are only going for the weekend.

Ugh.

Ugh. You guys really stick together, don't you?

Uh oh.

Uh, dad, we're going to have to talk about this eventually,

Uh, dad?

Uh, do you think my holding up a lit match

Uh, h hold it, dad.

Uh, hello, Kimberly.

Uh, here, dad

Uh, I don't know how to break this to you, dad,

Uh, I, uh, m manage the public television station

Uh, Jennifer, don't forget our deal.

Uh, Jennifer, that's not a good idea.

Uh, Justin called for you four times.

Uh, Kimberly.

Uh, listen, I'm starting to get a little worried

Uh, listen, my name is Steven Keaton, a...

Uh, look, dad,

Uh, Mallory can't come to the phone right now.

Uh, Mallory Keaton, I'd like you to meet...

Uh, Mallory? J just a minute.

Uh, no, I'm not a member.

Uh, no, let's just go with what we've got.

Uh, not that way, Elyse.

Uh, nothing much.

Uh, one of the mechanics over at the Volvo place.

Uh, pass the potatoes, please.

Uh, Pete goes to college with me.

Uh, Pete, do you mind if I talk to Alex for just a minute?

Uh, sure.

Uh, that's what I thought it was, too.

Uh, uh...

Uh, we copped the archery and the spelling bee,

Uh, we'll let you know then if it's okay.

Uh, well, I'm okay. You know, I'm no popeye.

Uh, well, you two must be in a hurry,

Uh, yeah. I thought I'd get a jump on this.

Uh, yes he is. Can I tell him who's calling?

Uh, you have to excuse my sister.

Uh, you see, uh, these two kids are involved

Uh, you should have called me first.

Uh...

Um, everyone sit down. Look wholesome.

Um, Mallory, uh, think you could give me back the flowers?

Um...

Um... You've... you've got the other bedroom.

Under his bed.

Unh unh. My set. I'm the racing car.

Unless I let you take Alex out of school?

Unless I specifically... Say I don't love you,

Unless we all do our share,

Unlike when your friends are here.

Until it was too late.

Up, I hope.

Up?! Of course I'm up.

Very funny.

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

W w well, s she had a...

W what do you mean?

Wait a minute! I'd like to talk to you.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Did I hear you right?

Wait a minute. What do you mean, the last time?

Wait a minute. You met this girl two days ago,

Wait till it's been cycled first, okay?

Wait till you get to be a teenager.

Wait... you can't let other people decide

Want to dance?

Warm, sweet, funny.

Was a bit too much?

Was a very unemotional man, very distant, very proper.

Was gonna pay off for you.

Was maybe not telling you that I loved you

Wasting my last days in the hospital.

We all looked young.

We can't get along. That's all there is to it.

We could move.

We delivered groceries to her yesterday.

We didn't speak for two months after the Cuban missile crisis.

We disagree about a lot, but underneath it all,

We do share an interest in economics,

We got to take the bus.

We happen to be above this, you baby!

We just don't want things to happen

We met Ron and Suzanne when we were all on our honeymoons,

We must be on the same psychic wavelength.

We unloaded a whole trunk full of newspapers,

We went away last summer, too, to Cleveland.

We were the defending champs

We... we can have a great time without the competition.

We... we were gonna fly...

We'd better play the short game.

We'll all turn in early tonight.

We'll clean it, and then we'll scale it

We'll do it some other time. Forget it, Steven.

We'll find something we can do together. Come on.

We'll include "Eddie my love" by the fabulous teen queens.

We'll meet you up there.

We'll... we'll just take our own.

We're all set.

We're both getting older.

We're going to recycle them tomorrow.

We're going to the movies.

We're going. We're going. You have the hotel phone number?

We're gonna donate them to the wildlife preservation fund.

We're here! We're home!

We're on vacation, not training for the Olympics.

We're two mature adults.

We've had, I feel so guilty.

Well, 'cause you guys are old.

Well, 8 out of the 10 boys I interviewed

Well, actually, I came by to give you another chance.

Well, anything i can do to help.

Well, can't this wait until he comes home?

Well, dad went a little crazy tonight,

Well, dad, I've modified my opinion somewhat.

Well, forgive me for being concerned,

Well, good morning, everyone.

Well, hang in there.

Well, he is better than Barry manilow.

Well, here we go.

Well, how do I look?

Well, how do you think I feel?

Well, how were you supposed to know he had such strong feelings

Well, I am. I'm just kidding.

Well, I don't actually want to read the book.

Well, I enjoyed them anyway.

Well, I guess i can forgive you.

Well, I guess you really can take care of yourself.

Well, I hope they do, but I'm not gonna risk

Well, i i don't have any idea what Ron is bringing.

Well, I i wouldn't say they're all English.

Well, i it's tradition.

Well, I think you know how it turned out.

Well, I was gonna get myself something cold to drink.

Well, I wouldn't say you're the top contender,

Well, I'd really appreciate it

Well, I'll still be telling you those things

Well, I'm glad you told me.

Well, I'm gonna talk to her when I finish talking to you.

Well, I'm not so crazy about yours, either.

Well, I'm starving.

Well, I'm sure Milton was as surprised as anyone

Well, I'm very sick.

Well, I'm your father, and I think you should respect my wishes.

Well, I've decided to take him out of school on Thursday.

Well, it may be sooner.

Well, it was implied.

Well, it was okay.

Well, it's a... it's a subtle yet intriguing perspective.

Well, it's less filling, too

Well, Jennifer's feeling a little better.

Well, let's say that that's the worst thing that happens.

Well, look at you, Jennifer. You're up early.

Well, maybe just once,

Well, mommy...

Well, no argument here.

Well, no one can accuse you of being clichéd.

Well, not the part about you being a boy,

Well, now that you mention it...

Well, of course I offered. He insisted on taking a cab.

Well, of course it involves boys.

Well, tell me, Kimberly, uh, what are you studying in school?

Well, th the fact that we're grown ups

Well, thank you, Steven.

Well, that makes one of us. Goodbye.

Well, that was a very emotional issue.

Well, that's different, mom

Well, that's just fine, Steven. It's fine.

Well, that's one.

Well, the emersons don't like each other all that much.

Well, the fish weren't biting out there today,

Well, the other kids have been teasing Jennifer

Well, then I think they miss us terribly.

Well, there was a steak about this big.

Well, they sure fooled sven.

Well, this is a surprise, Steven.

Well, this will cheer you up, anyways.

Well, Thursday's a school day. He can't go.

Well, uh, most people don't take groceries that seriously.

Well, uh... There's... there's no door

Well, we could have picked him up, Steven. Didn't you offer?

Well, we could try that,

Well, we had to go back.

Well, we haven't registered or anything,

Well, we know what happened to him don't we?

Well, we, uh, tried to get Alex into construction work

Well, what do you think?

Well, what have we here?

Well, what Kimberly means

Well, what time is Kimberly coming?

Well, yeah.

Well, you did pretty well with the groceries.

Well, you get a discount if you bring it in at night.

Well, you get your homework done last night?

Well, you have to admit, though, it I a little bit unusual.

Well, you know what you think might have happened?

Well, you know, I hate to play favorites, but, uh,

Well, you know.

Well, you raised a fine boy, there.

Well, you were really something out there.

Well, you're supposed to look '50s, not punk.

Well, you've said that before.

Well...

What a pleasant surprise.

What about Alex?

What about Jennifer? She's still home.

What about Justin?

What about your daddy? He was a boy once.

What are you afraid of?

What are you doing here, anyway?

What are you doing up so late?

What are you gonna do with the money you raise?

What are you guys doing down here?

What are you saying, dad... that you won't come and visit again

What are you seeing?

What are you talking about?

What are you, the town crier?

What bothers me the most is that...

What did I just say, Elyse?

What do you mean?

What do you say?

What guy?

What happened to me last night was more than just a date.

What happened?

What is it, Mallory?

What is it... 11:00, midnight?

What kind of a friend?

What kind of fish did you catch, grandpa?

What kind of funeral do you want...

What my sister means

What the hell is going on here?

What we men like to refer to as "the good old days

What were you protesting, good grooming?

What would you have me do?

What you are is an egotistical, conceited jerk.

What your father means

What?

What? Boys!

What? What is it?

What? What's the matter?

What'd you have to do to get that?

What'd you tell them, anyway?

What's a few years, anyway?

What's going on, dad?

What's that?

What's the matter? You think we're babies?

What's the worst thing that could happen?

What's there to talk about?

What's your favorite kind of craft?

Whatever you say, dad, if that's what you want.

Whatever.

Whee!

When he finished and walked offstage.

When I was a kid and I was having trouble sleeping.

When I worked there in 1959.

When my father talked to me about the depression.

When my friends are here.

When they edged us in the newlywed potato sack race.

When we're both much older

When you have kids, you'll understand.

When you hear that horn go "owww!"

When you knew you'd be so late.

When you say "us," do you mean you and me or you and Ron?

When you stood up and yelled, "more! More!"

When you took Jeffrey Garrett to the father/son picnic.

When you were in 4th grade, were there boys?

When you were little, it was easy.

When you were young, you used to read all the time.

When your mother and I were in high school,

When's that line of thinking gonna change?

Where are you all going?

Where are you going?

Where do you go to school, anyway?

Where is the party gonna be?

Where you been, grandpa?

Where you can't control yourself

Where you going? You just had dinner.

Where'd you expect to hear it?

Which is more than I can say for the phones in this house.

Which would put you at about 56.

Who are better than we are,

Who are you expecting a call from?

Who drives a yellow convertible and looks like a Barbie doll.

Who will be very happy

Who your friends are gonna be.

Who?

Who's he?

Who's Kimberly blanton?

Whoa! I'll bet that made him back off.

Why are you so upset?

Why didn't you stop them?

Why does this bother you so much?

Why don't we go by height instead?

Why don't we go by life expectancy?

Why don't we try it and see if he does?

Why don't you and I go upstairs,

Why don't you guys just stop calling, okay?

Why don't you just do your book report on that?

Why don't you sit down and get comfortable,

Why is Alex mad at you, dad?

Why is it every time you go up to the lake, it's with them?

Why not, dad?

Why would any girl be calling him for a date?

Why'd she do that?

Will dance with a girl if asked.

Will really get a kick out of that.

Will that help get your mind off your dad?

Will you cut it out? I'm gonna end up in the hospital.

Will you dance with me, Justin?

With a boy who's in college,

With most of the people I go to college with.

With our slide show last night, do you?

With Roger silverman instead of me.

With Stephanie?

With the lights on, okay?

With the natural order of things, that's all.

With the other side.

With the placement of your wife's bedroom,

With the teasing and the phone calls?

With you god knows where

Without being harassed by you.

Without quitting school and working full time.

Women cook them... That's the food chain.

Women playing at being all cute and helpless,

Won't you sit down for a moment, Mr. Keaton?

Woodworking.

Would you guys cut it out?

Would you knock it off?

Would you like to come in for a little while?

Would you sing it to me?

Wouldn't have been as much of a surprise.

Wrong number.

Y you didn't. I just got into bed this second.

Yahoo!

Yeah, all right. Maybe later.

Yeah, and after, I'll take you downtown

Yeah, and, uh, we're ready for our tip.

Yeah, but you still look the same.

Yeah, I bet you get your girlfriend to do it for you, don't you?

Yeah, I guess so. As ready as I'm gonna be, anyway.

Yeah, I know. I've watched it once or twice.

Yeah, I... I guess.

Yeah, I've been through all that.

Yeah, just a second. Jennifer, it's for you.

Yeah, just set them down on the counter

Yeah, let's see.

Yeah, nothing like an early morning

Yeah, probably, but, hey, you were excited.

Yeah, real cute.

Yeah, Steven?

Yeah, sure I remember you.

Yeah, that's him.

Yeah, they've been calling here all afternoon.

Yeah, we just finished reading

Yeah, we really beat them here, didn't we?

Yeah, well, my sister doesn't want your lousy flowers.

Yeah, yeah, it's me, Albert... Alex. Whatever.

Yeah, yeah. It's a surprise for when you get home.

Yeah, yeah. Those all sound like good choices.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Yeah! They put up quite a fight, too.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Boys were invented when I was in kindergarten.

Yeah. Come on, girls. Let's go.

Yeah. Just about.

Yeah. Kind of lucky for me, isn't it?

Yeah. Okay. Bye.

Yeah. Well, thanks for the warning.

Yeah. What do you think?

Yes

Yes, and I'm not interested. I'm planning to die on my feet.

Yes, I can hold.

Yes, it was!

Yes, what is it, Steven?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. She likes me.

Yes. Yes I remember... July 17, 1998.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

You always take her side, don't you, daddy?

You always used to say

You bet.

You can predict success by the way a person dresses.

You can't conduct every moment of a relationship

You can't go out with only one lip done!

You coming, Jen?

You could have been working. That's all.

You could rub my tummy.

You don't believe me?

You don't discuss it. You do it.

You don't have a four wheel drive vehicle,

You don't have to draw me a picture.

You don't have to lay it on so thick, Mallory.

You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to tell me.

You don't really remember how to play,

You don't seem like a high school student.

You don't want to peak too early.

You done with the real estate section?

You entering a David niven look alike contest?

You find that ridiculous?

You got 5 bucks from Mrs. winchell?

You got a point total there, Steve?

You got it.

You got some time off tomorrow?

You guys are up by 24.

You guys have been married a long time.

You had an extra ticket. It doesn't seem strange.

You have a favorite economist?

You have one like this?

You have sven's home number?

You have to assume that I do.

You have to be catholic to do that

You have to learn how to dress, for one thing.

You just come right out and tell me what it is.

You know Eric morrison, and you didn't even tell me?!

You know how my father feels about wine.

You know how those swedes are. They're used to working late.

You know that girl I have been dating, Monica Dillon?

You know what I always say..

You know what I can't figure out?

You know what I mean?

You know what really bothered me?

You know, Elyse, i had a long talk with Ron

You know, I always thought I made

You know, I desperately need some loose change.

You know, I don't have any ones at all.

You know, i i think it's too early to give up on him.

You know, I know exactly what you mean.

You know, I was heartbroken

You know, I was just thinking, it's interesting

You know, it's funny.

You know, it's really neat over there.

You know, Jeffrey still writes to me.

You know, makes you feel so alive.

You know, take, for example, h how I'm always telling you

You know, the house doesn't look that great.

You know, they just seem to get

You know, this is really a terrific party, Keaton.

You know, underneath it all, he's a very sensitive guy.

You know, we've begun a dialogue.

You know, you look it, too.

You know, you made an interesting point

You know? I'm sure it'll change.

You know.

You left out the color of her walls.

You like each other. Y you have fun together.

You look almost as pretty as daddy.

You look ridiculous.

You made a nice gesture,

You made us put it on our calendar.

You mean he's not a nice boy?

You mean when you hit the police car?

You mean you had a little attack

You mean, if he burps, he won't say "excuse me"?

You must have really had a horrible time last night.

You must sense that about yourself, don't you?

You never said you did.

You notice...

You probably laugh, right?

You put grease in your hair, and you look really silly.

You really feel like it's your fault, don't you?

You really humiliated me, dad. I mean, how could you do that?

You remember yesterday w when I told you

You ruined my party by inviting the boys here!

You see, a friend of Stephanie's canceled out,

You see, he's been chasing her for three months now,

You see...

You seem much older.

You seem to have aged 10 years since yesterday,

You seem to have come by so much so early.

You set the table, you're making breakfast,

You should be thinking about hopping on a tramp steamer

You should indeed.

You should see it.

You shouldn't be worried about success.

You shouldn't have let me have a third bowl of peanut butter popcorn.

You stop doing it.

You think it's silly, don't you?

You think the kids miss us as much as we miss them?

You thought hunting was cruel and barbaric.

You two deserve this time together.

You two never stop, do you?

You understand?

You used to sing me the marine fight song

You want the truth?

You want to stop somewhere and have a beer?

You want to talk about it?

You want to tell us about the one that got away?

You want to tell your grandpa Jake about?

You wanted credit?! What for?!

You were concerned.

You were just thinking of my welfare.

You were overprotective.

You will not see us fighting

You wouldn't be asking me all these questions.

You wrote it down in every room,

You... you want to talk to Jennifer.

You'd be doing me a very big favor.

You'd better be right behind me.

You'd look great with one, Alex.

You'll die the way you've lived, all right... pigheaded and stubborn!

You'll just be that much ahead next year.

You'll love it.

You're a different person when you're around him.

You're a wonderful host, really.

You're breaking your brother's heart.

You're entitled to your privacy.

You're gonna do real well in high school, you know?

You're gonna get stuck in traffic.

You're gonna have a really hard time

You're in the same class, right?

You're kidding.

You're married. It's over for you.

You're my first delivery. I hope I haven't overdone it.

You're not gonna get into that competition thing again. Now, you promised.

You're not gonna put the pressure

You're on your own, buddy.

You're right.

You're right. They missed the warmth entirely.

You're right. You're right. We'll skip the javelin.

You're still young. You've got a lot to learn.

You're telling me to skip school?

You're two minutes too late, kid.

You've caught me a a little bit off my guard here.

You've got to believe that.

You've never given me one ounce of credit,

You've only been gone 11 minutes.

Your eggs are ready, dad.

Your father's right.

Your first time.

Your friend.

Your grandfather's really excited

Your mommy... I mean, your mother.

Yours is in the kitchen, Alex.

Yourself?

8:30.

9 out of 10 think we should give reaganomics a chance. Alex!

10 minutes' drive.

75 for me, 25 for you.

77 cents?

1959.

About... about this big. How big?

Ah. That sounds interesting.

Ahh. Oh. Let me rub your neck.

Alex hit me. Alex.

Alex! Look, Eric's a smooth guy

Alex. Mallory!

And a lot of milk, please. I got it.

Bye! I love you.

Can I get you something? I'd like a soda.

Des moines. Cedar rapids. Council bluffs.

Good night, Alex. "Good night, Alex"?!

Good night. "Good night"?

Good night. Good night.

Hello, Eric. Hey, kitten.

Hey, Alex! Hey, hey! Grandpa!

How do you do? I'm fine, thank you.

I have to be ready for him. Yeah, wait a minute.

I just had a thought. What?

I'll get her. You get to sleep. Yes, okay.

I'll kill him. You don't need to.

I'll set up the board. Steven!

Is this my lunch? Yeah.

It's like a morgue in here. Jake!

Jennifer, where's Mallory? She left.

Kimberly blanton. Kimberly.

Lobo. Hi, Ron.

Oh, go on! No, I mean it.

Places, everyone. I'm the racing car.

Ron! All right!

Thank you

That's not true. Uh huh.

There I am. There you go.

Uh... I'm just kidding.

We're going. We're going. Okay.

We're gonna be fine. Come on, Elyse, let's go.

Well, I'm aware of that. You are!

What do you mean? Nothing!

What do you say, bear? How you doin'?

What? The emersons have eight kids.

What's in it? You'll like it.

Why? Why?

'hey, these things happen. That's the breaks. Next case.'"

"'And this porridge is just right, ' said goldilocks."

"Crabgrass... friend or foe?"

"Earth angel" by the penguins,

"Endless love."

"Good night, Irene."

"Good night"?! "Good night"?!

"heartbreak hotel," Elvis Presley,

"I'm taller than you are, nyah, nyah nyah, nyah, nyah!"

"if found, return to Justin Perkins."

"Less learnin', more earnin'," right?

"less learnin', more earnin'."

"Sort of"?

"Stephanie, would you like some more cabernet?"

"The printing press... A step forward for mankind?"

"twilight time," the platters, "maybellene" by Chuck Berry,

"When questioned, the commissioner replied,

"who can hold his breath longer and turn blue first" contest?

"Widowed mother of 12 denied food stamps."

"You know."

♪ ...Sentimental fool... ♪

♪ and I can't remember what I ever did before ♪

♪ and I'll bet we'll be together for a million more ♪

♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪

♪ bees do it

♪ bound to be ♪

♪ can't you see my head is reeling ♪

♪ don't know what I'm thinking of ♪

♪ don't think we'll ever see our dreams come true ♪

♪ even educated fleas do it

♪ except for you and me

♪ first to fight for right and freedom ♪

♪ from the halls of montezuma ♪

♪ I bet we've been together for a million years ♪

♪ I'm lucky in love ♪

♪ I'm so in love ♪

♪ it's quarter to 3:00

♪ just blame it on the stars above ♪

♪ let's do it

♪ let's fall in love

♪ like me ♪

♪ oh, it's like I started breathing ♪

♪ oh, it's like i started breathing ♪

♪ on the land and on the sea

♪ on the night we kissed

♪ so easy

♪ there's no one in the place

♪ there's so many things I'm feeling ♪

♪ this helpless mooning ♪

♪ to the shores of tripoli ♪

♪ we can't love each other through ♪

♪ we will fight our country's battles ♪

♪ well, I can't remember what I ever did before ♪

♪ what would we do, baby

♪ when I can't remember what I ever did before ♪

♪ without us?

âª birds do it..

âª ooh hoo

Family Ties - Season 1
Family Ties is a beloved American television sitcom that aired from 1982 to 1989. Created by Gary David Goldberg, this heartwarming series captivated audiences with its relatable characters, witty dialogue, and endearing family dynamics. Set in suburban Columbus, Ohio, the show revolves around the Keaton family: Steven and Elyse, their children Alex, Mallory, Jennifer, and later added to the cast, baby Andrew. Michael J. Fox portrays the iconic character of Alex P. Keaton, the oldest son and a self-proclaimed conservative Republican. Fox's talent for both comedy and drama shines through as he charms viewers with his quick wit and ambition. His portrayal of Alex won him three consecutive Emmy Awards, further solidifying his status as a talented actor. Meredith Baxter embraces the role of Elyse Keaton, a loving and strong-willed mother balancing her career as an architect with her responsibilities at home. Baxter's natural motherly presence adds depth to the character, making her someone viewers could easily connect with. Michael Gross brings warmth and humor to the character of Steven Keaton, the caring father and former hippie. His chemistry with Baxter creates a believable and endearing marriage dynamic, which explores the challenges of maintaining individuality in a long-term relationship. Justine Bateman portrays Mallory Keaton, the popular, fashion-conscious daughter with a penchant for not excelling academically. Bateman's performance beautifully captures the struggles of a teenager trying to find her identity amidst the expectations placed upon her. Tina Yothers shines as Jennifer Keaton, the youngest sibling, who is often underestimated due to her age. Yothers flawlessly portrays Jennifer's evolving maturity throughout the series, proving her acting prowess at a young age. As the show progressed, new cast members were introduced, including Brian Bonsall as baby Andrew Keaton. Bonsall's adorable portrayal added another layer of joy and chaos to the Keaton household. Family Ties tackles various socio-political issues, often using Alex Keaton as a vehicle to explore these themes. Alex's staunch conservatism contrasts with his parents' more liberal outlook, leading to entertaining and insightful discussions that resonate with viewers. The show's theme song, "Without Us," performed by Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams, became a familiar and cherished melody for fans. Its catchy lyrics encapsulate the essence of the show, celebrating the bond and love shared within the Keaton family. To fully immerse yourself in the world of Family Ties, you can easily play and download the episodes and sounds from this beloved sitcom. Whether you want to relive the hilarious arguments between Alex and his siblings or witness the heartwarming moments that remind us of the importance of family, this iconic television series offers an enriching viewing experience that withstands the test of time. So, grab some popcorn, gather the family, and embark on a journey through the ups and downs, laughter and tears, and the undeniable strength of the Keaton family. Journey back to the 1980s with Family Ties, a timeless classic that continues to touch hearts and remind us of the enduring power of love and family bonds.
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