A gay tennis player from the Forties?
About the various flavors of frozen yogurt?
Actually, technically, what he was mostly playing...
Alien Autopsy.
And above all, a sense of humor
And I kind of want to be around when he calls...
And I think it's no big deal
And then I swear I'll leave you alone, OK?
And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?
Any of these creepy faces ever again.
Anybody can dance.
Are there any questions so far?
Believe me, I've...
Boo!
But I'll stop by and see you sometime, Seymour.
But we can never find any boys to take us
But why did you say that she was hiding from me?
Call me, OK?
Can I get you...
Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse.
Come on, Seymour.
Come on. Can we go?
Did I tell you who I ran into at the bagel place?
Did she say anything to you about me?
Do you have any other records like that?
Don't you trust me, Seymour?
Except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.
First of all, what kind of sculpture is this?
For her apartment this afternoon.
Fuck it. Everything must go
God, what a bunch of retards.
Good luck
Great. Sounds good
Here we go
Here, is that funny?
Hey, look. There's the pants
Honey, have you seen my blue spatula?
How may I help you this afternoon, sir?
I better not.
I didn't really get it, either.
I didn't think you would have any interest...
I don't know. Good, I guess.
I don't know. You lent it to me in, like, tenth grade.
I guess because when we see something like this...
I guess I probably did when I was your age.
I guess I should have figured..
I have no desire to talk to anyone who might be calling me.
I just quit my job this morning...
I know, it's...
I love this song
I love to cook.
I may have one Hindu 78...
I mean, she probably didn't even notice him.
I said, Lordy, baby
I want to make love to him.
I was just joking around with the customers.
I'll be done in a minute
I'm afraid if I see him, I'll feel really bad again.
I'm going to be your own personal dating service
I'm outta here.
I'm sorry. I've just been really busy.
I'm working on it. Got a few leads.
In this get together.
Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh?
Is this your first death mask?
It really was great to meet you
It'll be really fun
It's a really great video game...
It's a surprise.
It's got an incipient lam crack..
It's in the mall on Century Parkway
It's my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job.
It's something I feel super strongly about
It's totally irrelevant, because a girl like that...
It's...
Jesus.
Josh!
Just feel the music.
Let me know as soon as you can, Enid.
Look at all this stuff.
Look at this room.
Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass.
Maybe I'll see you there.
Motherfuckers!
No more education
No. It's the classic Italian film.
Of the classical ragtime piano music...
Oh, it's that comedian I was telling you about.
Oh, my God
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. We have to go in here. Come on.
Oh, sweetie.
OK! Bye
Picking cotton all day long
Please. Don't say anything
Please. Go ahead and kill me.
Right, so let's just say music.
See, that's exactly the type of thing we're trying to avoid.
Seriously, I'm, like, this close to being done.
Seymour, you have to lend me the money to buy this.
She said that?
Smothered in delicious yellow chemical sludge.
So she gave it to me.
So, is this your record collection?
So, Josh, will you please give us a ride?
So, what do you do if you're a Satanist, anyway?
So, you looking for anything in particular?
Thank you.
That way, I can evaluate your performance while it's slow.
That's an early painting of their first logo.
This track alone by Memphis Minnie...
To just the essential.
Want to fuck up the system? Go to business school.
Way down in the delta blues
We're supposed to be saving it for our two month anniversary
We've stayed for the duration
Well, here's where the fun never stops.
Well, I been plowin' behind the mule, son
Well, it's kind of a diary, I guess.
Well, that's what you think.
Well, there's some good stuff in here
What about me? Am I not even here?
What are you doing here, Melorra?
What are you, hypnotized?
What was that all about?
What, are you going to have sex with her on your first date?
Which band is yours?
Who?
Why do you care so much if I get a date or not?
Why, sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more...
Why? What's the difference?
Wild cherry roundup, and ten gallon tangerine.
Would you go out with her?
Yeah, we made other plans.
Yeah. We graduated high school.
Yes, I did
Yes, sir
You don't have to say...
You expect a ten band equalizer...
You give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes...
You **** are so clever with money.
You just seemed so... I don't know, so harmless.
You said you were busy, so...
You said you'd give to me
You should check out the personals.
You were always such a smart little girl
You'll get totally sick of all the creeps...
You're insane
You're just jealous.
You're, like, the only person in this world I can count on...
Censorship? Yes
Don't turn around. Damn it.
I can't breath under this mask. Excuse me.
I have a Klipsch 2B3. Obviously the problem.
I'll do it. No, no, no, no.
So... Thank you.
The record room is off limits. Really?
Yes. Maxine.
"Corporate Slut." Sophisticated.
