Euphoria (2019) - Season 1 Edit

A 7,000 word fic that was largely credited

A basic hygiene issue.

A friend of whose? 'Cause you're not my fucking friend.

A funky good time.

A good way to anonymously get money online.

A hundred percent. Do you know what kind of people these are?

A lot of people are talking, and...

A lot of shit going on right now and I'm really confused.

A medieval sword?

A memory?

A middle class childhood in an American suburb.

A minute and a half left to go in what is a very close game.

A mother could witness. And Gia...

A perfect ball by Jacobs goes right through the hands of the receiver.

A state issued nurse would come by every day for two hours,

Aah!

Aaron: Damn. That's jailbait.

Aaron: Man, I'm telling you, that girl has some real, fucking issues.

Aaron: She goes to East Highland?

Aaron: Yo, Nate, who was that?

About what you're gonna say.

About what your addiction has cost us as a family.

About what?

According to the paperwork your mother filled out,

Actually, an addict is a nice word for it.

Actually, yeah.

Admit it, you fucking faggot! Did you fucking **** her?

Admit it! Did you **** her?

After Halloween, Jules didn't go to school for a full week.

After is like, bad jobs, and bills, and bad husbands...

Ah! Oh, god. So good!

All dicks are losers. Duh.

All I know is that most guys are, like, weird, gross, and fucking pathetic.

All I need is a couple ocs, and some xannies.

All I'm sayin', you keep fuckin' with rue and her friends, and i'MMA kill you.

All I'm saying is, if I were you,

All of a sudden I couldn't breathe.

All of the toxins that your kidneys have pushed into your bladder

All of whom she affectionately referred to as her "pay pigs."

All right, check it.

All right, Gia, get up. Let's go.

All right, Gia, let's roll.

All right, let's fucking go!

All right, listen up, bitches! We got some fresh meat up in here.

All right, look, I don't know what she's done, guys, but I'm just saying,

All right, yeah, 'cause she's not answering my phone calls right now.

All right! Okay. Okay, okay, I get it. What do you need?

All right.

All right.

All right. No cell phones during dinner.

All right. Okay.

All the apartment buildings past Kemper, they're his.

All week long, she's just been going on and on...

All your frustrations, your anger, your rage,

Alone?

Along with a mountain of evidence against her.

Along with an IP address, and an account that's linked to your name.

Alright, here we go. Ten seconds left on the clock.

Also her chest, her stomach, her thighs.

Although she feeds me bread of bitterness,

Although you make it cute sometimes it crushes my soul.

An adult bladder can hold two cups of urine.

An allergic reaction or some shit.

An extended amount of time in rehab?

And 20 stupid pounds would never change that.

And 85 players per team,

And a blowtorch. Do you hear me?

And a few were aggressive.

And accidentally catch a glimpse of someone's penis.

And all that rage, not just at you but at herself.

And all the hard parts have yet to even come.

And all the hardest parts have yet to even come.

And all you can do is hope she gives herself the chance that she deserves.

And although she had never really been in a relationship

And are excited and thrilled to have him back at east highland.

And as I sat down last night to write it...

And at some point, you make a choice about who you are and what you want.

And at the age of sixteen, she'll overdose,

And at the end, she puts on a nun costume,

And be quiet for five fuckin' minutes, rue.

And be that for the rest of the school year.

And because Jules is predominantly het, okay,

And bike over to McKay's.

And by 16, Jules had gotten a little slutty.

And collecting her motherfucking bag.

And come back looking like a person. Fuck.

And count the tiles over and over until she hyperventilates.

And did homework and shit. It was really weird.

And don't you dare get pregnant.

And drank an entire thing of Tequila, and then,

And eat some pancakes.

And even though I sent her about 50 texts, she didn't respond.

And even though she was excited to see him and wanted to hug him,

And even though things weren't perfect, he loved her for who she was.

And eventually, all you can think about is how life has always been this way.

And eventually, months went by, and she didn't hear from him at all.

And every guy she ever dated asked for the same things.

And every guy was the same:

And every now and then, if I focused too closely on the way I breathed...

And every time I admit that to people,

And every time you breathe, you breathe out all the oxygen you have.

And everything stops:

And everything you feel, and wish, and want to forget, it all just sinks.

And everywhere you go,

And fell in love with him.

And for a while, she thought she might. She was a natural.

And for my entire family.

And for you to tell Wes to tell everybody that it's not me. Okay?

And go grab the narcan, just in case.

And go to work on you with a pair of pliers

And he fell in love with her.

And he knew he had anger issues, but, I mean, so did every guy.

And he liked how she'd walk in the room,

And he liked the way she dressed, to a certain point.

And he realized that everyone on the team was as good as him,

And he's not telling me shit about her.

And her dad struggled to keep a steady income.

And her hands.

And her mom wasn't either, and maybe they just weren't right for each other.

And how everyone in it was full of shit and a fucking asshole.

And how much you can take is what will ultimately define you.

And I admire whatever it took.

And I always have the best time with you.

And I can fucking block.

And I could never satisfy some beautiful Princess like you.

And I didn't want a fucking broken cheekbone or some shit.

And I didn't want to fuck up everyone's night.

And I don't care.

And I don't want to be that old guy that gives you advice,

And I felt safe, in my own head.

And I found a way to live, so...

And I give you my word,

And I got home, and went straight to my room,

And I guess that

And I hate seeing you sit in the chair my dad sat at.

And I haven't even graduated high school yet.

And I just don't want...

And I knew... I knew the guy's

And I know it all may seem sad, but guess what?

And I know what the fuck I'm gonna do about it.

And I mean, anyone can anonymously report child pornography, right?

And I need you guys to promise me not to say a single fucking word.

And I seriously think that she's gonna achieve them.

And I thought that what if in that moment,

And I want fucking revenge. Okay? Sorry.

And I want you to punish me when I cheat.

And I was gasping, and I was panicking.

And I was putting together the pieces of the puzzle.

And I will have these motherfuckers standing outside of your front lawn.

And I wish the whole fucking world could know.

And I won't have to ruin yours.

And I wouldn't even be saying this to you.

And I'll see you later.

And I'm sure you don't want to end up on a sex offender list.

And I'm trying to make fuckin' money.

And I've been clean for 60 days.

And I've been to see, like, a bunch of doctors.

And if anybody brings it up, you deny, deny, deny.

And if anyone even hesitated...

And if anything bad happens, there's always a doctor nearby.

And if they were throwing an end of summer party...

And if you take a lot of it, like 2,000 milligrams,

And if you were to click on the 20 most popular videos on porn hub right now,

And if your parents watch you pee, you can't really do the sink trick.

And imagine all the little beeps to be the sounds of birds,

And in the long run if you don't lead, you're gonna lose.

And in the morning...

And in turn, maddy was fucking on one.

And in turn, you'll struggle to understand her.

And it is way bigger than any of us can even fucking see.

And it just goes to show how insidious, and...

And it was really good. It was like, 80/20.

And it was weird.

And it wasn't just her body that changed. But the rest of the world, too.

And it's embarrassing, and it's stupid, but, um, it's true.

And it's late. You shouldn't be drinking caffeine.

And it's only a matter of time before it takes the both of you down.

And Jules. If you ever fuck with them again, I'll destroy your life.

And just a little pinch.

And just breathe.

And kept me there for three days.

And lie about being clean. You know what I'm saying?

And like kissed me.

And like, in some ways she's my best friend,

And live these lives that aren't even fucking worth mentioning.

And mad people like to fuck on it.

And made her promise that she wouldn't tell a soul.

And maybe date other people, but always sleep in the same bed.

And McKay said that we were just chillin'.

And most of the time I really hate the way you make me feel.

And my family and I am so, so, so sorry, but...

And no one online knew that her life was actually super depressing.

And no woman would ever fuck you, because you're a big,

And none of you like me,

And not only did they love her, they wanted to fuck her.

And not only do I look good, I fucking feel good.

And now it's gonna be really, really, really...

And once you pass through that window of cool...

And only later did Jules realize that she hadn't lied once.

And placement were no accident.

And quite frankly...

And realize I have watched 22 straight hours of love island

And salt the earth behind you.

And second... Tyler wants to meet.

And see her might, and grin at wonders there.

And she almost always said yes.

And she figured by the time she was out of college and looking for a job,

And she just like grabbed me and sort of like pushed me down.

And she knew that most guys, after she broke up with them,

And she'd, legit, just play candy crush on her phone.

And she's basically the most wonderful fucking person on the planet...

And sinks into my throat her tiger's tooth,

And so on the same way that mass shootings,

And start worrying about all the fucking pussy

And subdue the agonizing pain you're in.

And tell us a five minute story about your summer.

And telling them that Nate Jacob's daddy likes to fuck little kids.

And thank you for not... Selling me drugs.

And that anger, into defeat.

And that confidence was the result of his dad's beliefs.

And that he would take the money he earned and invest it wisely.

And that it had something to do with Nate.

And that's precisely why I don't trust you.

And that's right about the time that Jules decided to ghost her hookup

And that's scary.

And the east highland crowd going bananas.

And the energy was like crazy. And I was feeling it.

And the guilt will never leave you.

And the kind of boy that would meet her outside of school every morning

And the lukewarm air blowing through the vent to be a warm breeze,

And the next, and the next.

And the Oscar goes to...

And the people who knocked these buildings down

And the tough part is...

And the whole world goes dark, and nothing else matters

And the wisdom to know the difference.

And then get super drunk and ride the Ferris wheel.

And then get up in front of a whole group of people

And then he got to college,

And then he grabbed her by the neck and kind of, like...

And then I immediately recognized that it was maddy.

And then it happens. That moment when your breath starts to slow.

And then it was makeup, and eventually hormones.

And then move on to the next level.

And then my dad with painkillers and then heroin and stuff.

And then over time, it's all I wanted...

And then she got home.

And then sometimes, more than a month would go by.

And then suddenly...

And then that video came out. And they did see what she looked like,

And then three weeks later, Kat had amassed over 53,000 followers.

And then what?

And then when I got to the hospital,

And then you just kind of, like, disappeared.

And then you looked at me.

And then, at the beginning of the year, she met McKay.

And then, last night...

And then, the night got weird.

And then, without warning,

And there will be moments of relief. In her and in you.

And there will be moments of relief. In her and in you.

And there's the snap. Nate Jacobs. He steps back. He's looking.

And therein lies the catch.

And they called the ambulance and they thought it was like...

And they fought.

And they gave me Vicodin and it's not good for me.

And they still loved her.

And they were talking and texting. They've been texting for weeks.

And they're just reaching for something

And this coach is acting like he don't want to start me.

And this is the quiet room.

And this wasn't really her life.

And this whole new personality is seriously unlikable.

And this year's winner of the chili cook off is...

And those fucking photos and that fucking video.

And treated like a fucking animal.

And wanted to swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol.

And we can tell you how we can help.

And we decided to celebrate, so...

And we got the results back from the prognosis.

And we were, uh, listening to this... this song.

And what begins to happen is...

And what I know is this relationship you two have is not sustainable.

And what is a lighter offense than statutory?

And when I say texting, I don't just mean regular fuckin' texting.

And when it hit me, I thought...

And when you're 11, you fall in love with, like, everyone and everything.

And when you're really high, your brain gets a little... lazy.

And why weren't you answering you phone?

And will only continue to be this way.

And within minutes, $100 in bitcoin was transferred to her.

And won't even remember who the fuck you are in ten years.

And would never end for the rest of my life.

And you hooked up or something?

And you sound like an idiot. Can you please get out of the pool?

And you're actually really nice and I just...

And you're gonna tell her that you'd like to confess to a crime.

And your favorite, Britney Spears.

And, and... I get migraines constantly,

And, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change.

And, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change.

And, I just... felt like...

And, I kind of, like, stopped and looked for a second.

And, maybe that'll get easier.

And, maybe... That'll get easier.

And, oh, yeah, cat fishing, that don't count.

And, uh, he's the guy that

And, uh... I saw this guy yelling at this girl,

And, uh... I'm out of drugs. So... don't be a dick.

And, um...

And, you know, you just can't be mad at me

And...

Another 30 minutes in the quiet room, Jesse.

Any family history with addiction, alcohol, other substances?

Any guy who says he's interested in you beyond just fucking you,

Anyone at all. You, do you know who the fuck Jules is?

Anyone? Does anybody know who the fuck this bitch is?

Anything bad to happen, so please don't be mad at me.

Anything that had an impact on you this summer.

Anyway, I didn't go to Lexi's. That was a lie.

Apparently, Gia's not answering her phone.

Are dressed up like 50 year old men.

Are you all right?

Are you being serious?

Are you crazy? I just got a tutorial, step by step.

Are you doing drugs in my house? Are you doing drugs in my house?

Are you doing this because you care about me?

Are you for real that you're 100 percent pregnant?

Are you gonna be an obedient little slut?

Are you in love with me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you mad at me?

Are you nervous?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you sure that Jules told you everything?

Are you sure you don't remember?

Are you sure you're okay?

Are you sure? Kidney infections are extremely painful.

Are you talking to your momma about me?

Are you...

Aren't you Luke Kasten?

Aren't you, uh, supposed to be that painter guy from pbs?

As go past first base with my little sister,

As if you're so fucking interesting?

As long as I saved lives, I was well within my right to destroy my own.

As your friend, I got you.

As your friend, I need you to know that I'm sorry.

Aside from that being a really shitty thing to say, it's also not true.

At 5:30 in the morning and lie to my face.

At a fucking deserted lake in the middle of nowhere.

At college, they have Halloween parties all weekend, mom.

At first, she was really angry at her mom.

At least Daniel didn't make a big deal out of it.

At night...

At nighttime, when everyone's asleep, if I close my eyes

At the carnival and on Halloween?

At the state college, 30 miles from his house.

Attempted murder, real fucked up shit.

Attention, students, we need to lockdown.

Aw, sweetie, you look so beautiful.

Aw, that's so sweet. You guys are full on in love.

Ay, Jesus, girl.

Babe?

Back the fuck up! What the fuck is your problem?

Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up and let me out of this fucking house.

Based on the first time that we met, and I understand that.

Be cool, rue.

Be quiet. Listen, i'm really serious right now.

Beautiful creatures I've ever seen.

Because all of this shit? It's connected, Fez.

Because Cassie told Lexi, and Lexi told me, that the night of the party...

Because everyone at school is spreading rumors about me.

Because he can see beyond the little details.

Because he had a gift,

Because he saw something in him

Because I have this rule that I don't drink and bike, 'cause like...

Because I personally have no problem walking into any police station

Because I'm actually in a lot of pain right now,

Because I'm dressed like a hooker,

Because it just doesn't seem safe.

Because it meant that in the bad times, there would be good times.

Because it meant that in the good times, there would be bad times.

Because it's like the last time in your life you get to dream.

Because no, it's not me, but... just out of sheer curiosity,

Because she was his.

Because some day, it will lead you to greatness.

Because suddenly...

Because the chances of that happening are, like, literally zero.

Because the measure of a man is in how he reacts.

Because the morning after that whole

Because when reality TV begins to feel like work,

Because when you're in a hospital, you have zero responsibilities.

Because you're actually not like this. You're actually really kind.

Because you're big, and beautiful, and powerful, and...

Because you're so broken you don't even trust yourself.

Because your bladder is trained from a very early age

Because, frankly, it's... offensive.

Because, if, um...

Because, say, you're in the worst depression of your fucking life,

Because... (sighs) we want the best care possible for you.

Becky: I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend's family for the first time.

Before these motherfuckers come through.

Behind one of the trailers.

Beneath the touch of time's unerring hand,

Better.

Bingo.

Bitch ass motherfucker! Motherfucker! You're fucking dead!

Bitch, are you fucking serious? With who?

Bitch, that's the craziest idea I've ever heard. Right?

Bitch, this isn't the '80s. You need to catch a dick.

Bitch, you're my soul mate.

Blue 36. Hut!

Both: Thank you.

Breathing is clearly not a priority to you.

Bro, she likes cars, man.

Broccoli, right, with the garlic. Yeah, that's a good dish.

Bullshit.

But anyway, back to this bullshit.

But as more time went by, the less responsive he became.

But at the same time, he started dating Cassie.

But because when you hate your brain and your body,

But Cassie had heard differently.

But Cassie knew he was strong, and that he'd get better.

But Cassie was.

But could also be in fucking moma.

But dads almost never get full custody,

But don't you dare get pregnant.

But feel how hard my dick is.

But for you, principal Hayes that's just... a whole nother thing.

But from the looks of my mother and little sister's faces,

But fuck it.

But he also didn't like the idea of having girls.

But he did invite me to spend the weekend with him.

But he hated being in the locker room.

But he's so cute.

But her dad couldn't afford lessons, so he stopped encouraging her.

But here's the thing.

But here's the thing. Everyone on the planet watches porn. Fact.

But I am special. Right?

But I can kiss you.

But I cannot imagine being 40 and looking back on this moment like: Wow.

But I definitely haven't reached my full power.

But I didn't want to look like an idiot,

But I don't think it's a good idea anymore.

But I just wanted to say congratulations.

But I look at you and I think there are...

But I promise I'll reach out to you with my new number, I...

But I saw it.

But I say we don't do it.

But I wasn't the only one feeling down.

But I wouldn't.

But I'll do my best to make sure that it's me.

But I'm dying to fuck you.

But I'm not the person that you met that night.

But I'm worried I fucked with your gender expression.

But I've also been coming to this meeting for longer.

But I've spent my life trying to do better. You have not.

But if I ever got the chance I'd fuck him.

But if you remain calm and patient, if you listen closely,

But if you were in my situation, what would you do?

But if you're in a bind and totally fucked, option one: Niacin.

But if you're telling your bladder to hold off

But it also gave her anxiety

But it did sound a lot calmer than the way I would describe it.

But it is my wish for you.

But it's 2019, and unless you're amish,

But it's not like he would say anything, he wasn't that possessive.

But it's not like she fantasized about killing herself.

But it's still, like, fucking insane.

But it's, like, complicated.

But Kat didn't actually, like, believe him.

But like... it's america.

But Nate was fucking on one.

But no one in this world will ever root for you.

But no. Morgan is fucking hyper focused.

But not the kind so short you could see the pockets.

But nothing's really helped, so...

But now I'm drunk.

But quickly, that guilt turned into anger...

But Rick does suck, and I was angry. For a lot of reasons.

But right now, you gotta get the fuck up outta my house.

But she didn't. Because, I mean,

But she knows what I meant.

But she's a good girl. She's got a good heart.

But slowly, your brain begins to erase every memory that ever brought you joy.

But something was different about Jules.

But sometimes I just sit and think...

But that night at the carnival when you were flirting with that girl,

But that was kind of the point.

But the absolute worst part of depression

But the fact that you didn't turn back means you're gettin' better.

But the farther you go, the sharper their blade.

But the person standing in front of you.

But the situation with your son, it's just...

But the thing that really pissed him off

But the, uh...

But then she realized that her dad wasn't perfect.

But there was nothing on planet earth he hated more than body hair.

But they apply to minors just as they apply to adults.

But they didn't find nothing though. They ain't got shit on me.

But this shit wasn't adding up.

But was fine with sandals as long as they were worn with a fresh pedicure.

But we all knew it was her.

But we didn't bike here.

But we hang out every day.

But we're all under 18. Children can't make child pornography.

But what made her famous was her story, "the first night,"

But when she wakes up, she'll be given the opportunity to get clean...

But while I was blacked out, i, like, still went to school

But winning gave him confidence.

But within that one percent, there are three categories.

But you did! You fucking did!

But you do make it better.

But you know who probably does?

But you know, that's what happens when you hang out with drug dealers.

But you might get addicted.

But you should know, I really do care about her.

But you're afraid to ask, because the answer might be worse

But, anyway, the point is, he had, like, a bunch of pills.

But, at some point,

But, eventually, it became once every couple of weeks.

But, hey, you're gonna have to make peace with that.

But, I am gonna warn you.

But, it's not like I even want to conquer it.

But, like, I win. For, like, a multitude of reasons.

But, man, does this make me miss opiates.

But, man, now you just got me thinking about...

But...

By 12, he had adopted a rigid diet and workout schedule.

By 13, she started to transition.

By a 22 year old college student named Tyler clarkson.

By taking everything you feel,

By the end of the week...

By the way, I'm Jules.

By the year's end,

By the year's end, she had become

Bye, dad.

Bye. Love you. See ya.

Cal Jacobs!

Cal: Hey.

Cal: No, it is a big deal.

Cal: Oh.

Cal: You take that attitude, you'll spend the rest of your life on the bench.

Calling my mom a cunt. What the fuck is actually wrong

Can he overcome those struggles?

Can I ask you something? How'd you survive that od?

Can I come with you?

Can I still get the Vicodin?

Can Nate Jacobs do it?

Can we just pretend like what I did wasn't super weird?

Can we just... can we not do this right now, mom?

Can you dance?

Can you get me a mango la Croix?

Can you grab me a towel?

Can you just slow 'cause i'm thinking, you know my mom,

Can you not be a cunt for like, 15 seconds?

Can you take your shoes off the dash?

Cash or credit?

Cass, I don't even think you wanna have this baby, okay?

Cass, I'm serious.

Cass, stop.

Cassie is all he ever thought about,

Cassie kept her promise, and never told anyone about that night.

Cassie would text him and talk to him.

Cassie, I'm really sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

Cassie, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Cassie, woman to woman, hmm?

Cassie: Get the fuck off of him! Stop it!

Cassie: I'm Alabama worley.

Cassie: Right?

Cassie: Stop!

Cassie: Stop! Get off of him!

Cassie?

Cassie. Look.

Cassie's actually super sweet.

Cassie's dad was really handsome.

Cassie's family wasn't perfect.

Cassie's smitten like a kitten with you.

Celebrated 60 days today.

Certificate of recognition Dr. Phillip redmond, md

Child pornography.

Children are fuckin' scary.

College guys who wouldn't think twice about drugging her.

Come back in a few hours, I got you, whatever you need.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. It's okay. It's okay. I love you so much.

Come in.

Come on Nate!

Come on now, bruh. You owe me 120 bucks.

Come on, bro. Hurry the fuck up out there!

Come on, bruh. Hurry up, for real, man.

Come on, don't go soft on me, Fez.

Come on, everyone. Let's give her a little encouragement.

Come on, give me a hug. You really filled out.

Come on, McKay. It just takes time.

Come on!

Come on. Breathe. Come on, please.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Don't be scared. It's not gonna bite you.

Come on. It turns me on.

Come on. Try it.

Come on. You have no idea how much it hurts.

Come over Sunday night, 'cause my mom's, like, asking me and stuff.

Come with a heat sensor strip that detects the temperature of your urine.

Come with me.

Come!

Comes with the territory.

Coming out of east highland, I've held the state record

Conquered femininity?

Cool.

Cool.

Could I pay you the rest tomorrow?

Could you stop being such a cunt and just come dance with me please.

Could you... thank you.

Couldn't, like, place it.

Crowd: Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!

Crowd: Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!

Dad, stop being a pervert! We're literally, like, all naked!

Dad.

Dad's so fucking proud.

Damn, you're so fucking hot.

Damn.

Damn. You gonna do me like that, bruh?

Dang. Big brother must love you.

Daniel was like a dream, like, gorgeous, like, really nice.

Daniel, come on.

Daniel, i'm... I feel really drunk. I should just go home.

Daniel: Cool.

Daniel's the last fucking thing I care about right now.

David (softly): This is hard, Jules. You're going to get through it, okay?

David: All right. Keep present.

Deal.

Deal.

Dear god, I know I've been a cunt for, like, a lot of my life,

Definitely a slut.

Depending on how many patients are with us.

Despite being five two, which was tall for her age...

Detective Riley: And you realize that filing a false police report

Detective Riley: Did anyone coerce you into making this statement today?

Detective Riley: Do you recognize that man?

Detective Riley: I'll ask you one more time. Are you telling us the truth?

Did you meet any cute guys there?

Did you meet any cute guys there?

Did you not want me to come?

Did you **** her?

Did you see that his hands were fucking shaking?

Did you see that video of the beauty queen

Did you seriously think you could **** a girl and nobody would do anything?

Did you take my money out of the wallet?

Didn't drugs feel real good the first time you tried 'em?

Dirty fingernails.

Disgusting piece of shit!

Do any of you guys know how bitcoin works?

Do not let me die tonight.

Do not worry.

Do you Do you know who he is?

Do you feel anything?

Do you feel anything?

Do you guys know who the fuck this is?

Do you have any reservations about the procedure? Any second thoughts?

Do you know how old she is?

Do you live in town?

Do you mind?!

Do you think it's always gonna be like this?

Do you think people are 100 percent straight? 100 percent gay?

Do you think straight guys ever, like, watch gay porn?

Do you walk around like this?

Do you wanna keep fighting? You think you're tough now?

Do you want me to put it in my mouth?

Do you wish I was different?

Do you... for a g****fruit?

Does anybody have any idea of what a preposition might be?

Does anybody know who the fuck Jules is?

Does anybody know who this is?

Does anyone ever done that to you?

Does the way in which you feel about her remind you of anything?

Don't be fucking boring.

Don't close the... fuck!

Don't cry, baby.

Don't fucking lie to me.

Don't get a kidney infection. Walk to the bathroom.

Don't take the nudes in the first place."

Don't they do that to, like, all the freshmen?

Don't try to ruin my life,

Don't you think?

Down the fucking toilet.

Dr. Kay: Usually there's two to a room,

Drove down from college for the weekend.

Drug dealer face tattoo fentanyl excursion,

Dude, don't hurt me, please. Don't do this.

Dude, that's rue. Oh, my god.

Due to the sheer weight and strain on my bladder,

Dumb ass.

During class because he asked me to.

During her eight day stay on that stupid island,

During these exchanges.

Eating dinner together, like, every single night.

Eight guys just came in here and it was really fucked up and weird.

Either way, it doesn't fucking matter.

Either.

Emma: No, they're not. Trust me, these guys are super chill, okay?

Emma: That's how I went from a small A to a full B.

Engaged in... sexual activity.

Engaged, in long term relationships,

Enough traumatic shit in my life that I don't...

Ere, one can say it lightens sweet good night,

Especially the people that they love.

Ethan, if you want me to suck your dick or fuck you,

Ethan, why would we hang out again?

Ethan: You're, like, soaking.

Even if wanted all this shit, bruh, I don't got the money for all this, man.

Even though I think we've grown apart.

Even though it didn't always make her feel good.

Even though she's only a child.

Even though she's only a child.

Every moment of every day getting to know you.

Every now and then, he'd forget,

Every time I'm on my phone, you just stop talking.

Every video was basically the same.

Ew! Take those things off.

Ew. Private school.

Except for the night before she started ninth grade.

Excuse me?

Excuse me. I've been dismissed.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Exert 172 muscles each step for 35 feet,

Face from somewhere. I just...

False accusations in today's world can cause serious long term damage

Family history with depression?

Fantastic.

Fez, I can't... I can't stay in here. Like, I'm really...

Fez, I've had a really fucked up day, all right?

Fez, open the fucking door, please?

Fez! You're full of shit, man.

Fezco, let's get this straight. You're, like, half a retard.

Fezco: And how's that?

Fezco: You sober?

Fifteen... sixteen...

Fifty grand is a million dollars.

Fine like shut the fuck up, maddy.

Fine like they're kind of weird, or fine like

Fine.

First of all, ew! Second of all, ew!

First, for you to delete the video off your phone...

Firstly, your despicable, but fine.

Follow my lead.

For as long as I could remember.

For at least the next three years to not fall in love.

For cam sessions, most of which she turned down.

For everyone who was calling me manic, I was like 92 percent correct.

For most receiving yards the last two years in row.

For not telling you the truth.

For real, I'd settle for like fifty grand.

For real, yo. McKay's about to start a pinterest, guys.

For real. She's not answering any of my texts.

For short periods of time.

For some reason your screen is black. Should I call you back?

For the first time in 140 years,

For the first time, but not the last.

For the record, i'm not not telling the truth.

For the rest of your life,

For wanting you to be okay.

For what?

For, like, a lot of reasons.

Frat guy: Fuck me, McKay!

Frat guy: Mcgay!

Frat guy: Sig pi nu, bitch!

Frat guys: Mcgay! Mcgay! Mcgay! Mcgay!

Frederick: You get emotional, you lose.

From meal to meal.

From my own principal.

From true romance?

Fuck that, dude.

Fuck you! Fuck you, Fez. Okay?

Fuck you.

Fuck, are you dumb.

Fuck, bro.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's okay.

Fuck, it's a bad fucking idea, okay? I just was fucking spit balling, here.

Fuck, maybe not. I don't know.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Shit! God damn!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Mouse is here.

Fuck. Oh, god.

Fuck. Okay. Uh...

Fucking crazy!

Fucking idiot. Goddamn it.

Fucking psychotic bitch. You fucking make me wanna go.

Fucking slut.

Fucking step on it. It's too small,

Fucking whore. Fucking slut.

Get down on her hands and knees, and...

Get him!

Get off of me!

Get on your knees.

Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here!

Get some water. Get ready for practice.

Get that shit. There it is.

Get the fuck off me!

Get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck out of the kitchen! Fuck!

Get undressed. I want to go swimming.

Get up!

Get up.

Get your fucking hands off me you fucking faggot! Get the fuck off!

Gia, get the fuck up and let's go.

Gia, go back to sleep.

Gia, I need you to grab me a towel.

Gia, I think you look really nice tonight.

Gia, right now I just need you to leave me the fuck alone, all right?

Gia: Thank you. Even though I have the same body as Bruno Mars.

Gia!

Gia!

Gia!

Gia!

Gia!

Gia!

Girl, it's your 60 days today, right?

Girl, you just need to catch a dick.

Give me a fucking break. 'Cause we went to fucking pre school together?

Go flush that shit down the toilet,

Go fuck yourself.

Go home, get changed,

Go to the hospital and be kept alive by machines and apple juice.

Go, McKay!

God Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

God please don't get in the way!

God, are you broken inside.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goes to a Halloween party and shoots everybody.

Going pro. Being the greatest.

Gonna let big brother talk for you?

Good girl, yes, yes.

Good. Good.

Got some similarities to LSD, but with, like, key differences.

Grab the amazing ness that you have with Josh by the balls.

Grab the amazing ness that you have with Josh by the balls.

Granted, I didn't realize until later what waxing and waning implied.

Granted, they didn't know who she was or what she looked like.

Great work, son.

Green 13. Hut!

Guess I knew that was gonna get violent,

Had to take a second job to cover the medical bills.

Hands and feet inside the ride unless you want to die.

Hanging out with her was...

Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween.

Has anyone ever told you that?

Has been voted best chili in the county five years in a row?

Have a nice night.

Have a really big dick and fucked every girl in your grade.

Have art class.

Have fun, baby girl.

Have struggled with the same things you struggle with.

Have you ever seen a penis this small before?

Have you gone through his phone?

Have you seen Cassie?

Have you seen your sister?

Hawks trailing 23 to 27...

He also liked that maddy was a virgin,

He began to imagine a life in the NFL.

He begins to suck his cock with torturous finesse."

He could tell his dad didn't like Aaron, didn't think he had guts or brains

He did, however, like to thing about the things he'd do to protect her.

He didn't even like to think about it.

He didn't like his mother either. She was weak, and a pushover.

He didn't look like his picture.

He didn't talk to his dad that much, but they didn't need to.

He found his dad's porn collection.

He fucking owns half this town. He built it.

He has warmed this place up. This kid can get it done!

He hated girls who sat like boys, talked like boys, acted like boys.

He hated how casual how his teammates were about being naked...

He hated sneakers and dress shoes.

He joined the football team as a freshman and quickly excelled.

He just couldn't understand how she could have so little respect for herself.

He knew he didn't want boys, though.

He knew it was because he was special,

He knew the world was full of men who wanted to hurt maddy.

He liked ballet flats and heels.

He liked chokers, but the Lacy ones

He liked full lips, and small noses.

He liked good posture and fruit scented body mist.

He liked her for whatever reasons he liked her,

He liked tan lines, long necks, slender shoulders.

He liked tennis skirts and Jean cut offs,

He liked thigh gaps, hated cankles.

He looked forward to it every week.

He loved the crowds,

He made a concerted effort to always maintain eye contact

He made a long mental checklist

He met maddy every Friday night at the motel.

He really loved her.

He really loved them all.

He said he needed a few things,

He said he was coming.

He sometimes imagined marrying maddy and starting a family.

He spent all of preseason on the bench.

He tried to finger me on the dance floor without my permission.

He used to visit them on weekends.

He was not only the starting quarterback, but the team captain.

He was prescribed fentanyl for the pain.

He was recruited to play division one football

He was too out of it to know I was high.

He wooed her with his, uh, fucking creepy jock magic shit.

He would use it to build an empire.

He'd find his mind wandering, trying to do the math

He'd walk her home from school every day.

He's a jock. His mom is super conservative.

He's always calmly putting the fucking pieces of the case together,

He's at the 20. He's gonna do it! He's at the ten. He's at the five!

He's got a guy! He throws it up.

He's in!

He's looking for the big fuckin' picture.

He's not. For real, like, he's so sweet.

He's off! He's running. He's taking the game into his hands.

He's some fuckin' jock, he's from a conservative family,

He's the guy who assaulted me the night of the carnival.

Hello?

Her bigness sweeps my being...

Her body was not prepared to house the extra 20 pounds.

Her dad always wanted her to become a professional ice skater.

Her knees were the worst.

Her mom had, you know, some issues.

Her mom told her that her dad was just being irrational.

Her mom used to get really upset at him for flirting.

Her mother took her on a road trip.

Her name's Jules. She's new here.

Here we go it's first and ten on the twenty.

Here we go. It's game time!

Here we go. Jacob steps back. He's looking. He sees...

Here you go. Deck seven, departing in two minutes.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here's the fucking thing that pisses me off about the world.

Here's the toughest part.

Here's what would definitely happen.

Hey, I don't judge.

Hey, I'm Ethan.

Hey, I'm rue. I'm an addict.

Hey, is this Ali?

Hey, let's go!

Hey, mom! I'm a fucking genius.

Hey, mom?

Hey, Mom.

Hey, mom. I'm just at Jules's house.

Hey, my mom called. I gotta go.

Hey, open the door!

Hey, rue.

Hey, rue.

Hey, yo, what up, b?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Look at you, still doing the g****fruit diet.

Hey. Uh, I'm gonna need you to do me a big favor.

Hey. Want to watch a movie?

Hi, rue.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Can I help you?

Hi. I'm Jules.

Hi. I'm Jules.

Hi. It's two dollars. All the proceeds go to the football team.

His dad, Cal, was obsessive.

His mom always said that's who he got it from.

His mouth was dry, palms sweating,

His older brother Aaron was a fuck up.

Hmm, I don't know. I just didn't want to depress anyone.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Ho, ho, ho. Nasty!

Hold on!

Hold on.

Holding me under the soft glow of the television,

Holding you in my arms for the first time.

Holy shit...

Home. Probably.

Honestly, fuck them both.

Honestly, Howard, this whole thing is beyond logic.

Honestly, I don't think I would say anything.

Honestly, Jules, I don't really care about the situation,

Honey, it's just the way your brain was hardwired.

Hooked up with maddy the night of McKay's party.

Horrifying.

How about you, little sis? You ever try fentanyl?

How am I supposed to know that there's two Ferris wheels?

How am I supposed to react?

How dare you speak to someone like that?

How do you decide who you wanna hook up with?

How do you feel about being here today?

How do you feel?

How does this look?

How I just have to watch this show. But the truth is, I don't want good TV.

How it affects the rest of their lives, you know,

How it affects their ability to trust.

How many people have you had sex with?

How many pretzels do you want?

How many reasons could there be?

How McKay threw the grimiest fucking banger of the summer.

How much of the game is he going to put on his back?

How much she hated her school, her town,

How old are you?

How they'd live together in some shitty New York apartment,

How was na today?

How was rehab?

How we've known each other since pre school and we're best friends?

Howard, let's roll.

However strong you think you are, you are stronger.

However strong you think you are, you are stronger.

Huh?

Huh. Nice.

Hurry the fuck up, man!

I I don't know. And then we would, like, hang out again.

I I really have to pee.

I ain't asking, bruh. Step yo shit up.

I ain't gonna ever hear the end of it.

I ain't here to hurt you. If you fuck around, I swear to god I'll kill you.

I already like her.

I am not gonna tell anyone, I promise.

I am not perfect. You know that.

I am sorry.

I am! I am!

I bet you got all the boys wrapped around your finger. Boop.

I broke east highland records for the most receptions,

I came here so I wouldn't have to think about it.

I came here so I wouldn't have to think about it.

I can get you, like, some actual food, or...

I can hear you, I can hear you, the rest of the world hears you,

I can see everything so fucking clearly.

I can't I can't fucking leave her.

I can't afford it.

I can't believe I haven't even told you, how insane my parents are being.

I can't explain it to you right now.

I can't help you right now. You gotta go.

I can't stop thinking about it.

I changed.

I could fucking kill you right now.

I could ride the carousel for hours!

I could tell something bad had happened.

I dare you.

I did, but, I mixed that bitch up.

I didn't build this system, nor did I fuck it up.

I didn't fucking **** her!

I didn't have the best experience.

I didn't know it at the time, but Jules was falling in love.

I didn't know what happened,

I didn't know.

I didn't mean to do this.

I didn't really have anybody else to call.

I didn't think his dude would be this dude.

I disagree.

I do want to fuck you.

I do.

I don't always get the privilege of meeting people

I don't believe you.

I don't care.

I don't care. You're not leaving this house until you take a drug test.

I don't dress like Seth Rogen.

I don't know about everyone else, but I miss the old Kat.

I don't know how to help, but I could tell you one thing:

I don't know how you got out of this situation.

I don't know how you got outta the situation.

I don't know if I want to be associated with herpes but, you know...

I don't know if that's selfish to say or whatever, but...

I don't know if you're familiar with child pornography laws in this state.

I don't know what to do, dad.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what type of fucked up shit you got going inside your head.

I don't know what you're gonna say, but this feels like... really dramatic.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what's been going on with you, rue, and Jules and shit.

I don't know why, but when she told me that story,

I don't know yet.

I don't know you. You might be a good girl. You might not.

I don't know, bro. You know my mom is real ocd. A little scratch on the wall,

I don't know, dad.

I don't know, dude.

I don't know, I guess were both juniors so you're probably right about that.

I don't know, McKay, like...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. He's just been acting super weird lately.

I don't know. I don't give a fuck. She broke up with me. Fuck her.

I don't know. I know he has issues, but so does she.

I don't know. It just feels odd.

I don't know. It's been a weird, weird ass year.

I don't know. It's just been a really weird couple of weeks.

I don't know. Just... life.

I don't know. Text me.

I don't know. The shit's been blowing up in tampa,

I don't really know if I like this body suit, though.

I don't really know what else to say other than I'm so sorry.

I don't recommend it. Nor does any legit drug site on the Internet.

I don't remember much between the ages of eight and 12.

I don't remember.

I don't see you.

I don't take nothin' a drug addict says personally.

I don't think I have an attention span for real life anymore.

I don't think I'm gonna go to school today.

I don't think so.

I don't understand why we have to drive seven hours to see a psychiatrist.

I don't want a novel, or some slow burn, or anything that feels like work.

I don't want her to come and try to burn my house down.

I don't want her to fucking freak out.

I don't want to be around you if you don't stop using drugs.

I don't want to fight with you, either.

I don't want to fight with you.

I don't want to force you to do anything.

I don't want to have to tell you everything that's going on in my life.

I don't want to make a big to do,

I don't want you to fucking check on me, whether I'm fine or I'm not fine.

I don't... I don't know about that, but...

I don't... I don't... I can't think of...

I fall asleep to you.

I feel a little stupid. So...

I feel like a big baby.

I feel like high school's super suffocating.

I feel like if we go to this party and you're dressed like that,

I feel like love is super dark and like no one ever talks about it.

I feel like you need a plan.

I feel you.

I felt something I thought had been lost to me forever.

I found her down. I gave her one dose of narcan...

I fucking go home. Next thing I know, she's fucking knocking at my window.

I fucking hate this.

I get it.

I get it.

I go get more tickets, and then get super drunk and ride the Ferris wheel?

I got a 100 op oc 80s, 500 xanny bars, 500 20s of addy.

I got a lot of sh...

I got a quap of that Cali medicinal, and an ounce of Molly.

I got caught up dealing with some bullshit.

I got the money right here.

I got you a present.

I guarantee you maddy and Nate are gonna get married.

I guess I wanted to hurt you as much as I'd imagined you'd hurt me.

I guess so, but I've also never been in a situation

I had a therapist once who said that these states will wax and wane.

I had my wisdom teeth out a few years ago

I had never felt so much love and joy in my entire life.

I had no intention of staying clean. And Jules had just moved to town.

I had this reaction, and I just like hated you.

I hadn't heard that before.

I hadn't really thought about it.

I hate everyone else in the world but you.

I have a very pretty dick. Do you want to see it?

I have no intention of, like, hurting you or anything.

I have no joy in this contract tonight.

I have to use the bathroom.

I have, like, $1.25 here.

I heard a very disturbing rumor.

I heard a voice, some omniscient narrator who said:

I heard you got raided.

I hope it will. Thank you.

I hope it will. Thank you.

I hope you stay.

I hope you stay.

I I I... I mean, I don't usually, um... undress.

I I was in the hospital for, like, seven days. I i

I just didn't expect it.

I just gotta go I gotta use the bathroom.

I just hope it didn't teach you the wrong lesson.

I just hope it didn't teach you the wrong lesson.

I just lost my virginity.

I just miss you, dad.

I just moved here.

I just need you to do me a favor.

I just showed up one day, without a map or a compass...

I just think he didn't want the responsibility of being a father.

I just wanna make sure you've given it some forethought.

I just want to be clear that I haven't personally seen the video...

I just want to make it through initiation.

I just want you to know I'm in. I am all in.

I just wanted to dream about it for a minute.

I just wanted to...

I just, I don't want anything bad to happen to you.

I just, I need your advice on, like, two things.

I just... I don't want to deal with all the fucking questions.

I kind of feel closer to you than I do to anyone in the whole world.

I kinda feel the opposite.

I kiss you.

I knew it from the moment you were born.

I knew that...

I know a lot of you probably hate me right now, and I get it.

I know for a fact that she's been with other guys.

I know if I'm not the best, there's no way I'm getting drafted.

I know over the years you've lost some brain cells.

I know that sounds juvenile. But it's true.

I know that you have these ideas about me,

I know this isn't gonna end well.

I know what happened, I know why it happened,

I know what some of you are thinking.

I know what you are.

I know what you're all thinking.

I know what you're thinking. Rue, this is insane.

I know you already told your friend. I saw her look at me.

I know you didn't deserve to, but you did.

I know you have something, Fez.

I know you know this song.

I know you're feeling low right now, baby.

I know you're not allowed to say it...

I know you're not supposed to say things like this out loud,

I know, but we can't.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I'll stop.

I know. I'm pathetic.

I know. You know, just, new town. Be safe.

I like the way I dressed you,

I like to fuck people who know how to fuck.

I like you more.

I like you. And I missed you, bruh. Like...

I literally have no clue what you're talking about.

I literally have no recollection of that.

I look around, everyone's good.

I love that for you.

I love the scene where they fuck in the telephone booth.

I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.

I love you so much. You're so beautiful.

I love you, I hate you. You the best. Go fuck yourself.

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love you.

I made a new best friend and for the first time since getting out of rehab,

I mean did you want me to like, kiss kiss you?

I mean it.

I mean like is one of us gonna get hurt?

I mean, ain't that the point?

I mean, ever since I gave my life over to my lord and savior Jesus Christ,

I mean, he fucked with me, he fucked with Jules.

I mean, I mean, your dick is, like, really, really small.

I mean, I never liked him, and once, during freshman formal,

I mean, I'm a hundred percent straight.

I mean, I'm all good with drugs until guns start coming out.

I mean, I'm serious. I got some extreme kinks.

I mean, it's huge, right?

I mean, it's your choice.

I mean, life wasn't amazing,

I mean, they weren't big ones.

I mean, they're cool before they wreck your skin...

I mean, we can't, like...

I mean, what do you think, though?

I mean, you've been acting weird, like, all week.

I mean... right?

I mean... yeah.

I misread... the whole situation.

I miss you, okay. I love you.

I missed you so much!

I need I just I need you to promise me

I need help! Someone get this jellyfish off me!

I need to... I need to go!

I need you out the house right now.

I need you to go in your room and put some clothes on.

I need you to take a breath. Relax.

I need your help.

I owe it to everyone I love and everyone that loves me.

I owe it to everyone I love, and everyone who loves me.

I promise you I will say something.

I promise you, this does not end in a ****.

I promise.

I put up a good fight, but I lost,

I really do.

I really like you. I wouldn't tell anyone.

I really love you, McKay.

I really meant what I said. You look really beautiful.

I remember that night, I was laying between my parents in bed,

I remember the first time it happened to me I got so scared I wanted to call 911.

I remember walking out of sears with my first pair of heels in my backpack.

I said 300.

I said some really fucked up shit I didn't mean.

I say that without a doubt.

I say, Jules, what the fuck happened?

I sent him a few pics from the school bathroom

I sent them to you.

I sent them to you.

I slept like shit, too. Yeah, I miss you.

I speak to them whenever I can. Drugs can take away a lot.

I spent a good portion of the summer before junior year in rehab.

I started to cry so hard I hyperventilated.

I started to say one thing and then I said something else.

I still win.

I sure as shit prefer mania over depression.

I swear to god, I didn't **** a girl, dude.

I swear to god, she asked me to fuck her, like, right here, right now.

I tell you, it's not easy to hold her attention.

I think I need to go back on medication.

I think I need your help.

I think I wanna go home.

I think I'm gonna get really fucked up tonight.

I think it's your dick and how you fucking photograph it.

I think Nate Jacobs is gonna unify this ball club.

I think she's cool. She's smart. She's funny.

I think that's the case for most people.

I think you will remember it forever. Like, not in a bad way.

I think you're a fucking faggot, just like your daddy.

I thought about you all week. I'm dying to fuck you.

I thought that was actually possible.

I thought this was gonna be a night I'd remember forever.

I thought you had asperger's till I realized you're just a prick.

I thought you was too good for fentanyl.

I thought your ass was dead.

I told you it was a stupid idea.

I used to hear stories about you, like, all the time in middle school.

I used to take care of my dad after school

I wake up to you.

I wanna be your cash pig.

I wanna look cute, but not eager.

I want all your pledgie faggots up against the wall!

I want to have a mature conversation. Come on.

I want to lay down one moment and then look around the next

I want to talk to you.

I want you to keep your phone on throughout the night.

I want you to know there's never a day goes by I don't think about you.

I want you to take complete control of me.

I want you to tell me where you were.

I want you to tell me...

I want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask.

I want, like, good, professional partial nudes.

I was a stone cold crackhead.

I was also a father, to two young girls.

I was also a firefighter, so I thought, the two might cancel each other out.

I was born three days after 9/11.

I was feeling good about the world.

I was just wondering if it's like,

I was once happy. Content.

I was out back talking to fezco when Jules arrived.

I was repeatedly crushed...

I was thinking this is the first time since the beginning of high school

I was with my best friend.

I was, um, with my mom, and my, uh, my little sister,

I wasn't being weird, was I?

I wasn't gonna stop until I got the truth.

I went once. It was scary.

I went through Nate's phone.

I will call avon, I will call brother mouzone,

I will call fuckin' bodie, and I will call fucking stringer.

I will do everything in my power to put an end to this rumor.

I will go ask him, 'cause I know you're full of shit.

I will hate you, till the day I fucking die.

I will not allow you to walk up into this house

I wish I had your collar bones.

I wish we could do this in a way

I wish. But my dad wants to have like a capital f, capital d family dinner.

I won't be able to do adult things, either.

I wonder if Jules is having fun.

I wouldn't answer that. You're gonna wanna hear this.

I wouldn't be taking advice from her.

I wouldn't want you to say something you might regret.

I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like you guys are gonna be together forever.

I, 100 percent, do not feel safe right now.

I, like, blacked out for three days.

I, uh, I once took, like, ten Vicodin,

I...

I... got in a little bit of trouble...

I... I mean, it's... whatever. Whatever you, like to do.

I'd fucking kill him.

I'd just appreciate it if everyone would stop talking to me like it was,

I'd like each of you to get up

I'd lose everything. I'd lose everything.

I'd never do anything to hurt her.

I'd rather take Tylenol instead.

I'd say she's suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder...

I'd settle for, like, four corona lights and some non ****y affection.

I'd tell you but I don't even trust you anymore.

I'll be honest with you, Bennett. You're too close to this case.

I'll be right back.

I'll deal with your ass later. Get up.

I'll destroy your dad's life. I'll burn your whole shit to the ground.

I'll do whatever you want me to do.

I'll get her.

I'll get you another cup.

I'll just... I'll just give it back.

I'll wait with you until your mother comes home.

I'm 17, you fucking creep. Sign the slip.

I'm a burden, and it is what it is,

I'm a genius. I'm a fucking genius.

I'm Ali.

I'm at a hundred percent. But I can definitely get to one fifty.

I'm begging you just to open the door.

I'm begging you,

I'm being a hundred percent serious.

I'm Bob Ross.

I'm Daniel.

I'm definitely like 25% peakness.

I'm disgusting. I literally look disgusting.

I'm envious of your generation, you know.

I'm fucking drenched. Okay?

I'm fucking serious. I'm so fucking serious.

I'm gonna ask you a question.

I'm gonna be honest with you, because no one else will.

I'm gonna do everything in my power

I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna fucking **** you, Dr. Kay!

I'm gonna go get a glass of water really quick.

I'm gonna need you to backdate this slip.

I'm gonna remember this.

I'm good.

I'm having trouble, like, remembering something, you know.

I'm here to confess to a crime.

I'm in the middle of school right now.

I'm joking. A joke.

I'm just fucking exhausted.

I'm just like, you can't do this to me. He's my dad.

I'm just lookin' out for you.

I'm just minding my own business. I'm not trying to start anything.

I'm just saying I really, really, really like him.

I'm just saying, as your girlfriend,

I'm just so happy.

I'm just telling you, I don't got shit for you, rue, come on.

I'm just trying to help him keep a girl like her.

I'm just trying to stack my cash, pay off our mortgage.

I'm kind of... i'm kind of an odd duck.

I'm low on vikes, so if you wanna cop some vikes,

I'm Morgan fuckin' Freeman and this is the beginning of the third act.

I'm not all freshman. Look at my stats. Shit pisses me off. I don't get it.

I'm not always the most reliable narrator.

I'm not defending him. But I do wanna protect him.

I'm not even ready to be a dad.

I'm not even tired. It's crazy. I'm not even fucking tired.

I'm not exactly, like, in the best place.

I'm not fuckin' playin' with you. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

I'm not gonna confess to a crime that I didn't do.

I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, rue.

I'm not here to hurt you.

I'm not jealous.

I'm not joking!

I'm not jumping to conclusions, Katherine...

I'm not kidding, rue. I'm not trying to become best friends with someone

I'm not saying i'm gonna have a baby.

I'm not saying I'm in love.

I'm not the best.

I'm not tryin' to do all that shit, man.

I'm not trying to be sex negative or anything. I'm just saying...

I'm not... human trafficking.

I'm officialy turned off! Get off me.

I'm okay. I'm fine. Don't...

I'm pregnant.

I'm probably gonna do some homework. Binge watch some madoka magica.

I'm putting a lot of trust into you.

I'm so happy.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so shitty and I wish I could go back.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry about earlier.

I'm sorry for hurting you.

I'm sorry I got so angry at you before.

I'm sorry, but I... I can't think of anything, so...

I'm sorry, but, you can't be coming over here no more.

I'm sorry, I have zero fucking idea what you just said.

I'm sorry, uh...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I know your generation relied on flowers and fathers' permission,

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I should go.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, kittenkween. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Kind of spaced out for a second.

I'm sorry... for slamming the door earlier.

I'm such a loser.

I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend's family for the first time.

I'm sure.

I'm talkin' 'bout, like, tag team.

I'm thana from Ms. 45.

I'm the boyfriend of the girl that you ****d on Saturday night.

I'm the person that you fell in love with.

I'm thinking to myself, like, look like somebody rue would get along with.

I'm too high to be having this conversation right now.

I'm trying to have a real ass conversation with you.

I'm Tyler.

I'm very happy for you, rue.

I'm, like, a street vampire.

I'm, uh... I'm done. I can't.

I'm... I'm good, actually.

I'm... I'm sorry.

I've actually been doing really well.

I've always admired that in you.

I've always had this anxiety that something bad would happen.

I've always really been into pick up trucks.

I've been fucked up so long that it kind of feels like a new drug.

I've been in situations that are way less safe. Like...

I've been on, like, a bunch of medications,

I've been through, like...

I've compiled all these photos,

I've got an idea.

I've got an idea.

I've kinda been this way my whole life.

I've never felt anything like it.

I've never met anyone in my entire life like Jules.

I've never not gone through someone's phone.

I've seen a lot of people die.

I've seen you around, but I don't think we've met.

I've seen you dance in that video, like, a hundred times.

I've spent...

If anyone ever tried to hurt you, I'd kill them.

If I am bipolar...

If I can conquer men, then I can conquer femininity.

If I could be a different person, I promise you, I would.

If I could I'd burn it to fucking the ground.

If I could spend the rest of my life in a hospital I would.

If I walked in there, I wouldn't know what to say.

If I were to pull my dick out right now, would you suck it?

If not better.

If she can't afford it, she gonna have to find another way of paying me.

If there were 129 d1 teams,

If there's a fucking hand in the frame, at least you can be,

If you ask me, she's a distraction.

If you don't open this door right now, I swear to god,

If you don't, we will.

If you gave a shit about me, you wouldn't have sold me

If you look at everyone inside, most of them are gonna go on

If you so much

If you want to drug test me, just drug test me.

If you were to ask Rick to describe himself, he'd say he was...

If you're looking for the kitchen knives, they're here.

Impeding a criminal investigation is a very serious crime,

In a bad way.

In fact, she had worn it last night, too.

In front of a fucking audience. People here know I'm trans...

In retrospect, I was a little cunt y.

In the way all parents kind of fight.

In truth, I didn't have much of an issue with Nate

In what you have to say? Or what you think about things,

In, like, a good way or a bad way?

Including Nate.

Including obscene images that were taken on school property.

Is everything okay?

Is everything okay?

Is full of shit.

Is it too much?

Is minding their own fuckin' business.

Is that a threat?

Is that even though you know you're depressed,

Is that Gia?

Is the first thing they do...

Is this a bad idea?

Is this about that video of that girl getting banged from behind?

Is to fuck someone new, and then move on.

It all depends on who you ask, and to be honest,

It always confused me, because I didn't really know what it meant.

It appears you have some pretty extreme substance abuse issues,

It burns.

It could be the final game of his high school career

It could be the final play of the game, could be the final play of his career.

It does.

It does.

It doesn't matter, okay? He's still sending it to people and saying it's me.

It doesn't matter. But this shit is fucking lit.

It doesn't matter. I'll just kill her in her sleep if she doesn't let me.

It doesn't really feel like you're hard.

It doesn't really matter. They're both little fuckboy names.

It had garnered 184,265 notes,

It hits quick.

It hurts my heart too much. And...

It is a cool painting.

It is because the girl in the video is fat, principal Hayes?

It is, however, a good way to measure depression.

It makes me look stupid?

It matters, rue.

It matters. You're doing drugs.

It may seem all cute and cuddly to you, but this is real shit.

It means no more college.

It really scared them.

It really upsets my stomach.

It scared them.

It sounded like a candy name... like rox... something?

It was a couple months after my dad got diagnosed,

It was a fucking great idea.

It was actually really nice. I love hospitals.

It was an elaborate code, that no one fucked with his shit.

It was an elaborate plan to admit her

It was good enough. She was popular enough, smart enough.

It was good. I...

It was just... who he was, and who he'd always be.

It was Kendra sutherland's.

It was like the first time I've ever felt like I had a family.

It was like there was no more air left in the world.

It was literally the lowest point in my life, so, yeah.

It was noticeable.

It was the end of summer, the week before school started.

It was the first day of school, and my heart was racing.

It was the most amazing weekend ever.

It wasn't even in Daniel's handwriting.

It'd be faster if we split up.

It's 2:45 in the morning. Don't you ever sleep?

It's a b vitamin that, like, breaks down fat and chemicals or whatever,

It's a big fuckin' responsibility, Cassie.

It's a fast acting psychedelic.

It's a movie about this mute seamstress,

It's a worldwide cryptocurrency and digital payment system.

It's about maintaining your focus.

It's about putting your all into everything you do.

It's about the size of an adult male hand.

It's about who you want to become in the world.

It's actually a very narrow window of cool.

It's all in your head.

It's all the same shit. You know what I'm sayin'?

It's also the best place to be in the event of a mass shooting,

It's always a pleasure doing business with you.

It's been a really fucked up day.

It's been a topic of conversation around the team and in this community.

It's cool, Cassie. It's all right.

It's degrading. It's... discriminatory.

It's fine.

It's fucking forty dollars.

It's funny, it's dramatic, and I can focus on it.

It's funny. I always thought I was gonna lose my virginity to you.

It's gonna be $5.75, playboy.

It's gonna be very fucking difficult to find a job.

It's gonna cost you 300.

It's gonna cost you 600 now, man.

It's hard to enjoy the rest.

It's just, something felt off.

It's just, with him here and at this time, it's just...

It's life.

It's like I want to fuckin' obliterate it.

It's like you have a split personality disorder.

It's literally all anyone's ever told you your entire life.

It's me, thunderkitkat.

It's my mom.

It's not a relapse if it's warranted. It's a hall pass.

It's not a... it's not a fuckin' fairy tale. Like...

It's not funny. This motherfucker really pissed me off.

It's not just football.

It's not like anyone's 100% straight or 100% gay.

It's not like her body ever really belonged to her in the first place.

It's not like I was physically abused...

It's not like I'm a drag and want everyone to be sober around me.

It's not like it's that big of a fucking secret, Cassie.

It's not like it's that big of a fucking secret, Cassie.

It's not like that was anything in his life he could trace it back to.

It's not real love.

It's not that big of a deal, Cass. It's a figure of speech.

It's not that big of a deal.

It's not, like, great right now.

It's obvious he was sexually attracted to her.

It's obvious that Nate got in McKay's head,

It's okay, baby. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. I forgive you. Come here.

It's probably why so many drug addicts die on toilets.

It's pure, effortless entertainment.

It's really fucking complicated.

It's really important.

It's really not that big of a deal, Mr. Jacobs. It's just the first season.

It's stupid. It's stupid.

It's too much work.

It's too rash. Too unadvised. Too sudden.

It's very important. I can't have you hanging out at the booth dressed like that.

It's why you're spending all your time with someone who's gonna leave you

It's, like, a tough situation. It doesn't work.

Jacobs threw up a perfect ball.

Jesus Christ, Maddy. I'm here with my parents.

Jesus fucking Christ! You're a fucking doctor?

Jock: Yo, stingray McKay.

Jug of lotion.

Jules just kept laughing and saying, "what's wrong?" But...

Jules moved from the city to the suburbs after her mom and dad got divorced.

Jules once told me that every night when she was a kid,

Jules told me later what had happened.

Jules, are you in love with Anna?

Jules, I don't think this is a good idea.

Jules, I just realized that I didn't bring my medication.

Jules, I'm deeply uncomfortable right now.

Jules, rue's here!

Jules, what are you doing?

Jules, you don't think that maybe...

Jules, you're drunk, okay?

Jules, you're soaking wet, and really drunk.

Jules: Although I joy in thee,

Jules: Gia!

Jules: Hey.

Jules: I don't know.

Jules: I was walking to the bathroom.

Jules: Oh, my God. (screams)

Jules: Rue!

Jules?

Jules?

Jules?

Jules...

Just don't do it again.

Just don't ever give them an opening.

Just freshmen got to earn their due, that's all.

Just give me a second. Hold on.

Just her shoulders, and her arms,

Just hope you don't get addicted again.

Just in a way that stays with you.

Just let me deal with her.

Just like you're gonna have to make peace with the fact

Just like...

Just please, god, I'm begging you,

Just say it, but...

Just so happy.

Just so I can sit on cold porcelain and piss out toxins

Just stay right there, keep your mouth shut, and be cool.

Just tell us a specific memory.

Just tell your sister I really need her

Just that the world moved fast and my brain moved slow.

Just to make sure he could hold her hand as they walked down the hall.

Just wait. Give it a minute.

Just walk in and hold your head up high, baby.

Just...

Just...

Just... relax your body. Release the tension.

Kat did her best to minimize the fallout.

Kat doesn't even have asthma.

Kat drank 72 virgin piña coladas.

Kat, I liked you since I sat down next to you.

Kat, what the fuck is your problem?

Kat: Cool.

Kat: It's, like, whatever.

Kat: Oh, no!

Kat: Wow.

Kat! Hey!

Kat? Nah. It was some other bitch.

Katherine Hernandez to the principal's office.

Katherine Hernandez, please report to the principal's office.

Keep it together, Nate. Stay focused.

Keep laughing at me! Keep laughing at me!

Keep looking, you mook.

Keep talking! Keep fucking talking!

Keep your mouth shut.

Kill the fucking music!

Kill the fucking music!

Kind of hard to miss.

Kind of. It's super embarrassing.

Kinda like how you'd fuck me but you're not hard anymore?

Kissing is worse. It's so much more intimate.

Kit... kittenkween?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the game you've all been waiting for.

Last night, I realized where I knew him from.

Last summer, there were 3 weeks where I actually thought you were dead.

Leave! I don't care! Go!

Leaves it hard for them to get close to people, you know, relationships.

Let me ask you a question.

Let me get some.

Let me give you a tour.

Let me know when you want to stop trying to kill yourself

Let me say a single word.

Let me see your whole body. Stand up.

Let me see.

Let me talk.

Let's fucking go!

Let's fucking kill him.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Come on!

Let's get this money.

Let's go! Let's fucking go! Let's go! Get the fuck up!

Let's go.

Let's hope not.

Level up. Level up!

Lex. What's up?

Lexi and I have known each other since pre school.

Lexi: Hey!

Lexi: Okay, let's go.

Life was always this way.

Like a little pot?

Like I haven't earned my due on the field or something. That's bullshit.

Like mother, like daughter.

Like priceless treasures sinking in the sand.

Like really, really good.

Like that again, I swear to fucking God.

Like that night at McKay's party, something just flipped.

Like whatever the fuck you've done.

Like who?

Like your pussy costs a million dollars.

Like, being a teenager, but not really being able to do teenager stuff.

Like, classy, but not too arty.

Like, every time someone's shit gets leaked,

Like, every time you start talking, I think to myself,

Like, everything about you?

Like, final season of mad men work, you know you're depressed.

Like, five or something...

Like, hard, like, really hard.

Like, haven't got out of bed to pee in 24 hours depressed.

Like, in my car?

Like, it started with that, and then it was clothes,

Like, it's so fucking painful.

Like, like I took them with very little thought or effort

Like, listen to yourself. It's fucking exhausting.

Like, really tiny, and I can barely see it.

Like, right now, in front of... in front of these two?

Like, the kids at my school

Like, the kind of boy that would text her every night before bed and say...

Like, their profiles or their posts and their Tumblr rants...

Like, Tyler clarkson?

Like, um, like, sex sex?

Like, what the fuck?

Like... like me? Or like him, me?

Liquid lorazepam to sleep, and imitrex injections for migraines.

Listen, bruh.

Listen, I don't want to sound corny or whatever, but...

Listen, Kat. I didn't do anything. I told Roy not to post it.

Listen, rue. You a drug addict.

Listen, why would Nate single out Jules in the first place?

Listen. Listen. Listen, the night of the carnival, she said she wanted

Literally the last thing I need right now is...

Living with the fear that at any moment,

Living your life out in motel rooms.

Locked the door, put 'em on...

London, we've got a little song for you tonight!

Lonely guys who'd spot her at a mall.

Look at you. Are you growing? No.

Look, all I'm saying is, I think you did Cassie. That's it.

Look, bottom line: Y'all need to walk into this party

Look, I don't know. What's your Reddit username?

Look, I don't want my life to be ruined,

Look, I don't want to talk about this right now, Cass.

Look, I know you have the power to ruin my life right now.

Look, I'm going through a lot of shit right now.

Look, I'm serious, rue.

Look, if you want to wait in the car,

Look, man, all I'm saying is, leave her and her friends alone.

Look, man... all I need is just, like, a few ocs.

Look, Nate, we all make mistakes in life.

Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do,

Look!

Looking back on it,

Looking down at you. Your sweet beautiful face.

Looks like we have our first volunteer: Rue.

Love you, grandma!

Love you, too.

Maddy always made him feel better.

Maddy is 17, Tyler's 22,

Maddy, don't!

Maddy, ever since I've met you, all you talk about is yourself.

Maddy, I just got a lot of shit on my mind.

Maddy, I just want to say that I'm sorry.

Maddy, I love you.

Maddy, you just snap the fuck out of this. You're hot as fuck.

Maddy: Hey.

Maddy: It's so weird to think that, like,

Maddy: Okay, so if I tell you something,

Maddy: Where are you? I'm standing by the fucking Ferris wheel.

Maddy: Yes.

Maddy!

Maddy. Why don't you let me take you out tonight?

Made him feel good to know that he was there to protect her.

Madeline Perez is gonna go down to the east highland police station.

Makes it hard for them to fall in love.

Makes the whole concept of living feel like one long, sadistic joke.

Malice, not a word of jeer

Man: Mmm!

Marsha: Hey. Shut the door.

Marsha: I wonder what's taking him so long?

May prove a beauteous flower when we next meet.

Maybe because I was, like, sad for a really long time.

Maybe I'm generalizing. But you know what I mean?

Maybe people get nostalgic about high school

Maybe since I was seven or eight or something.

Maybe these mitts will do the trick.

Maybe too sensitive.

Maybe.

McKay brought the baddest bitch in the fucking game, yo!

McKay: Darkly I gaze into the days ahead,

McKay: Her vigor flows like tides into my blood...

McKay: Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, cass.

McKay: My whole life, I've been working towards this one thing.

McKay: Yet as a rebel fronts a king in state...

McKay: Yo, Cass. Cass.

McKay. McKay, stop! Stop...

Me fucking too.

Me too.

Me, too.

Me, too. Don't forget about me.

Meet me in the cafeteria in five minutes. We need to talk.

Meet Rick. My mom's new boyfriend.

Men who hang out the windows of their cars and scream obscenities at her.

Men who'd never leave her, disappoint her, break her heart.

Men who'd **** her, torture her, sell her into sexual slavery.

Michael, good to see you.

Mm. Same.

Mm. Why don't you come find out?

Mm... received. All right.

Mom, I have to pee!

Mom, please. I have homework.

Mom, stop being retarded. He's not my boyfriend.

Mom! Mom!

Mom.

Moments that feel so normal and calm and rewarding

Moments that feel so normal and calm and rewarding

Morgan Freeman plays, like, the same semi psychic black cop.

Morning, Tyler.

Most confident, bad bitch version of ourselves,

Most yards per catch, most yards after the catch.

Move slow!

My dream in life is to bankrupt you.

My girls live in Texas.

My god!

My god!

My gosh. Again right through the receiver's hands.

My guy's about to come through here. I don't want you here

My mom said your mom cheated on your dad.

My mom talks about high school like it was this monumental part of her life.

My mother and father spent two days in the hospital,

My name is mouse. It's a pleasure to meet you.

My parents are gonna fucking kill me. Fuck.

My parents are gonna kill me. My coach is gonna kill me.

My retina detached, and I can't I can't see,

Nah, come on, now. We're good.

Narcotics anonymous.

Nate, if you're innocent, you act innocent.

Nate, why would I do a single thing for you?

Nate: Dad, I think McKay's gonna be just fine.

Nate: I need something from you.

Nate: It's not what it looks like.

Nate: Maddy, get out of

Nate: No, I'll probably just have the broccoli.

Nate: Shut the fuck up! I'm fucking done with you!

Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!

Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!

Nate. Nate, stop.

Nervous about what?

Nervous, I guess.

Nice to meet you, Daniel. I'm Cassie.

No funny business, Christopher!

No matter what happens,

No matter what you say or do or wish the decision will be all hers

No one in real life knew that she was famous.

No, 'cause if you don't have enough money on you right now,

No, 'cause obviously there's, like, bi people, asexual, pan...

No, bro, tell her to come back later. Yo.

No, but do you know what his name was?

No, but like, we shouldn't be together.

No, I am. Fuck!

No, I don't know.

No, I mean I mean, I guess.

No, I mean, I mean, i

No, I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm not.

No, I'm not. I'm just trying to get back at my really shitty ex boyfriend.

No, I'm not. It's just that...

No, I'm serious. I'm not even joshing you. I mean... Jesus.

No, it's not.

No, ma'am.

No, Nate, chill, bro. Come on man.

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Wait. Isn't maddy coming tonight?

No, no. Dude, what the fuck? I wouldn't **** anyone.

No, she's not. Fact. She's not even that type of girl.

No, we just chillin'.

No, why don't you like, kiss kiss me?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Every guy does. Yeah.

No. I'm just, visiting my grandparents.

No. It's a cool painting.

No. No, it's just 'cause you're not dancing with me.

No. No!

No. Not in the least.

No. Shut up.

No. Sis, you watch way too much dateline.

No. So stay the fuck out of my grill.

No. You sent them

No. You're being cute.

Nobody but me would ever notice what I notice?

None like you.

None of them healthy, and a few scary enough to land her in...

Not all the time, but sometimes.

Not as visual and shit, but definitely a sense distorter.

Not because I want it, but because they do.

Not if they're a hundred percent straight.

Not Jules.

Not just for you, but for me.

Not prudes. Only sluts.

Not to pee whenever it wants to, it needs permission from your brain.

Not today, rue. I'm sorry.

Nothing, I just came to... Came to say goodnight.

Nothing.

Nothing. Just this, article.

Now all of a sudden, you want to have a fucking moral high ground?

Now hear me out. So the night of the carnival, she made plans with this guy

Now let me just be real straight with you.

Now maddy knew she had an optics issue,

Now, I know this looks disturbing, but for real,

Now, I'm not gonna lie. That's when I started to get a little scared.

Now, Jules texted Kat, but Kat didn't answer, because...

Now, Kat wasn't a prude, but she was a virgin.

Now, there's a couple versions of what happened that night.

Now, there's a few ways to beat a drug test.

Now, when Fez said his dudes were coming over,

Now, when Kat told bb she lost her virginity

Nudes are the currency of love, so stop shaming us.

Of course.

Of losing her mother or father or little sister.

Of naked, underage girls.

Of the things he liked and disliked about women.

Oh, don't make me come. I... I want to wait for that.

Oh, dude. What the fuck? I thought you said it was Kat.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Oh, fuck! Stop!

Oh, he dropped the fucking chili. And then he

Oh, I missed you!

Oh, just try it.

Oh, just... I want to try a few things on.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Am I giving off shooter vibes?

Oh, my god. Fuck! I didn't do anything, man!

Oh, my god. Fuck.

Oh, my God. Jules!

Oh, my god. My little slut. I'm so proud of you

Oh, my god. No, no, no. It's not small.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Stop!

Oh, my god. That's not my fucking problem.

Oh, my...

Oh, really? You do me a favor and you count how many girlfriends of yours

Oh, she went home a while ago.

Oh, shit, that's the girl who tried to commit suicide at McKay's.

Oh, shit. No!

Oh, wow. Can't wait.

Oh, yeah? What kind of stories?

Oh, yeah. I knew that by the way she was hittin' the weed.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Oh, you are all woman, aren't you?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Cool.

Oh. Have you seen her slut pages, though?

Oh. Holy shit, you're a fucking virgin, aren't you?

Oh. I don't know.

Oh. Okay.

Ok. If I come back someday with cancer, I really hope you're not my doctor.

Okay, baby. Come on.

Okay, but this is a good thing.

Okay, but, I just don't want there to be something this bad between us forever.

Okay, I love you, too.

Okay, I think we're gonna go.

Okay, listen up, everybody. Welcome to biology 301.

Okay, look at me.

Okay, look, if I tell you something,

Okay, mom, I'm literally going to poison you in your sleep.

Okay, okay. Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, so what do you want me to do about it?

Okay, the one in the apron, serving the chili.

Okay, this is gonna sound sick,

Okay, um... Anyway, I'm gonna go catch some friends.

Okay, well, actually, first,

Okay, well, I was thinking...

Okay, well, it's all you ever fucking talk about.

Okay, well, she's I mean, she's a new friend,

Okay, well, then, how are you gonna get home?

Okay, well, um, maybe you could, like,

Okay, what guy are we looking at, exactly?

Okay, yeah. I'm beginning to understand the appeal.

Okay? It seems insane.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Be quick.

Okay. Done. Anything else?

Okay. Fuck it. Let's dance.

Okay. Let me know if you need anything.

Okay. Love you, too. Bye.

Okay. Say we hung out that night.

Okay. What, are you in love with him or something?

On a hot summer night in the Caribbean.

On Saturday, after the carnival.

On the odds of him going pro.

One endless, suffocating loop.

One of the benefits of showing up at a hospital with a kidney infection

One of the most prolific smut writers on tumblr.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

One...

Ooh!

Ooh. You look different.

Open the door, Fez! Come on, man!

Open the door!

Open the door!

Open the door!

Open the door! You fucking ruined my life.

Open the door.

Open the fucking door.

Open wider. Wider. More like that.

Option 2: Synthetic urine.

Option 3: Get a non drug addict friend to piss for you.

Or breathe or stand to be alive.

Or even in, like, love,

Or half a fucking clue and Nate agreed.

Or I ask you.

Or like twice the size. Or a fucking fraction of the size.

Or like, cute?

Or making false statements to the police

Or making potions in order to up my manna, you know?

Or my kind of love.

Or on a sex offender registry.

Or something to that effect, that is being shared amongst the students.

Or something?

Or their boyfriends or their hashtag activism.

Or try to get her high again,

Or whatever, Cassie.

Or who don't understand what's happening.

Or you can stay in a town like this. End up like me.

Or, I don't know, I guess for Kat, it probably felt like we all knew.

Or...

Other times, when we've broken up,

Our friend did. I mean, are you guys gonna go out?

Out of everyone in the world, I wanted to tell you.

Over a two day period and yearn for more.

Over and over again for the rest of my life

Over and over by the cruel cervix of my mother, Leslie.

Over the last three weeks,

Ow! Fuck! No!

Panic attacks stayed.

People are always telling me about great TV shows.

Pleading with you,

Please don't be mad at me.

Please don't do this to me.

Please don't fucking hurt me again. Please.

Please don't.

Please promise me you will never fall for a Jordan catalano.

Please stop. Stop!

Please, dude.

Please, Kat, remind me again how many guys you've fucked?

Please, please, please, I am begging you, please don't do this.

Please! I love you!

Please.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Plenty of great, intelligent, funny, interesting, and creative people

Plus her ankles, and her big, fucking, stupid feet.

Plus Jules came to visit.

Plus, he couldn't hold a steady job to save his life.

Plus, I really have been trying, and that counts for something.

Plus, maddy could be a real bitch.

Plus, she didn't take care of herself.

Plus, that was before she fell for Tyler,

Point is, I had zero anxiety.

Poke on you, see exactly how much you can take.

Pray to god.

Previously on love island...

Previously, on love island...

Probably divorce three times and in some strange way live a pretty happy life.

Promethazine to offset the nausea.

Punishable by up to seven years in prison.

Pushed her up against the side of the trailer.

Put the fucking knife down, okay.

Quarterback: Hut!

Quarterback: Ready. Set. Hut.

Rapid heartbeat, and sometimes death.

Ready? All right!

Real love is when you can't exist without someone,

Real men whose love would spark and ignite and inspire.

Red twelve. Hut!

Red... red, 32, hut!

Referee: Hey. You're out of the game.

Relax, like, he's our age. It's fine.

Relax, mom. He has a roommate.

Relax. I'm not triggered or anything.

Remember when I said things got weird?

Report back to me.

Rick, I sincerely apologize for telling you to go fuck yourself.

Right here. I'm gonna tell you something...

Right.

Right. Yeah.

Riley, we got a girl in 202 who says she witnessed the Perez assault.

Romance hits the rocks.

Routine. Routine. Routine.

Rue, are you listening?

Rue, are you pouring coffee in the water filter?

Rue, did you eat breakfast?

Rue, I don't give a shit.

Rue, I don't want to turn this into a competition,

Rue, it's me.

Rue, it's not that far and we're good. We can call.

Rue, look at me.

Rue, terrifying and horrifying sound like the same thing.

Rue, that must be the dumbest shit you've said all fucking day.

Rue, this is the difference between, like, you and me. Like...

Rue, we'll figure it out. I promise.

Rue, what's wrong?

Rue, what's wrong?

Rue, you know that drug addicts don't reach out for help

Rue, you look fucking amazing.

Rue: ...Expanding her empire,

Rue: ...He didn't stand a chance of going pro.

Rue: ...Jules would just imagine that she wasn't really herself,

Rue: After the session, they wanted to give her a tour of the Unit.

Rue: And as stupid as it sounds, he fell in love with her.

Rue: And in turn, he made maddy feel better.

Rue: And it would just play on an infinite loop,

Rue: And maybe Ali was right about Jules.

Rue: And that's when Jules realized,

Rue: And whenever anything got too uncomfortable...

Rue: As much as he hated his father for the pressure he put on him,

Rue: At first, Nate spent most of his days in bed.

Rue: But fuck it. She'd save it for the memoirs.

Rue: But he also liked the way she made him feel.

Rue: But her mom got worse and went away.

Rue: But it doesn't.

Rue: Cassie was very proud of her costume.

Rue: Christopher McKay's father demanded excellence.

Rue: Come here.

Rue: Daniel was throwing a party.

Rue: Don't do that shit again, all right?

Rue: During the ensuing struggle, Jules accidentally

Rue: Eventually Jules got better and came home.

Rue: Every time I feel good, I think it'll last forever.

Rue: He knew he was smarter than most football players,

Rue: He was actually really sweet, though.

Rue: I didn't let you do that! You just fucking

Rue: I just wish she'd told me about last night.

Rue: I mean, even her mother said it.

Rue: Kat's parents were out of town for the weekend,

Rue: Nate had been temporarily expelled.

Rue: Or watch her house at night.

Rue: She didn't just hate her brain, though.

Rue: She hated how her brain worked...

Rue: She now had four men that she cammed with on a regular basis.

Rue: She was a getting a number of incoming requests

Rue: Some were sweet. Some were weird.

Rue: Sometimes he'd check in on Jules.

Rue: Sometimes he'd check in on maddy.

Rue: That's what made it fun.

Rue: The only other time I'd ever seen Jules drink

Rue: The truth was, Cassie and McKay were in a really weird place.

Rue: The truth was, McKay was shy,

Rue: Then he decided to spend his days driving around aimlessly.

Rue: There you go. Now go in there,

Rue: There's nothing I'm really passionate about.

Rue: When Jules was eleven years old,

Rue: You know when you're with someone and things just aren't right?

Rue!

Rue!

Rue!

Rue?

Rue?

Rue? Rue?

Rue.

Rue.

Rue.

Rue.

Rue.

Rue. They were jealous of him,

Rue. This is an objectively big dick.

Run for your fucking life terrifying.

S Stop, stop. Jules

Same with the baseball bat from your room.

Sassy Cassie. Come here.

Say you'll wait for me.

Saying, "you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Morgan.

Scratched an RA across the face,

See, no, bro. 'Cause she's crazy.

Selfishly...

Seriously, maddy, the best thing to do after a breakup

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously.

Set!

Sex scandals, and stolen elections do,

Shame the assholes who create password protected online directories

She also never saw her dad again.

She came in yesterday lookin' all sailor moon and shit.

She could never figure out why Daniel chose her,

She didn't actually love Daniel. She was 11.

She didn't like to be alone.

She doesn't really like to talk about it,

She doesn't talk to me, she doesn't acknowledge me.

She even said it to her once, which was probably a mistake,

She fell for him. That's why she fucking testified.

She fell in love with every guy she ever dated.

She got a text from a random number at about 1:00 in the morning.

She had become extremely popular... online.

She had just about had enough of the tour.

She hated her body, not every part,

She hated her life, not because it was bad,

She imagined spending the rest of her life with her.

She is completely bald.

She just knew it felt really good.

She looks at me. She goes... "He didn't look like his pictures."

She loves cars. Shit, thank you for telling me.

She never admitted it, and no one could ever prove it,

She probably would have just been better off going to McKay's.

She quickly discovered that she hated the ocean.

She resented her for being such a hypocrite.

She said it was because she had a boyfriend.

She was basically hairless.

She was in heaven.

She was just a character in a book or a movie or a show.

She was just relived that it was no longer a thing.

She was known for her au crossovers and her consistent nc 17 ratings.

She was on a mission to enter junior year as a woman of questionable morals.

She was ****d in the swimming pool

She wasn't the only person upset with me.

She went on a family vacation to sandals, Jamaica.

She went to a party. She got intoxicated.

She went to, like, three weeks of summer school with Kat,

She won't be an easy child.

She won't tell anyone.

She'd just been acting weird all week.

She'd live with her best friend, a girl.

She'd made a couple of mistakes.

She'd pray that when she woke up in the morning, she'd be 25 years old.

She'd regularly fantasize about telling her followers

She'd tell them to surround the school,

She'd told Jules that a week into summer school, and when Kat saw her reaction:

She'll be charismatic and make friends easily.

She'll be kind and sensitive...

She'll struggle.

She'll tell maddy and Cassie, and the rest of the fucking planet earth.

She's all emotional, she's got fucking tears in her eyes.

She's been sober for 3 months.

She's doing the g****fruit diet. It's not easy. Don't tempt her.

She's fucking mental. And i'm tired of you using it as an excuse.

She's gonna say that she'd like to report a crime.

She's gonna walk up to the receptionist.

She's just being coy.

She's just fat and doesn't wanna exercise.

She's just like next level. I don't know...

She's okay, baby. Okay, go to bed. Good night.

She's still a little sick from riding the Gravitron so many times.

She's super fuckin' sensitive, she's very forgiving,

Shh.

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Fucking...

Shit. She's not answering.

Shit. You make some good friends, at least?

Shoot.

Should I, like, show more? Like...

Show up right after the morning bell prepared for war.

Shut it. Just give it...

Shut the fuck up, bitch. Ain't nobody talkin' to you.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up, you smart ass.

Shut your all little virgin asses up, man.

Side effects of this option?

Side note, very nice dick. Very clean room.

Sitting in the living room when we get there?

Sixteen.

Skin flushing, extreme dizziness, vomiting,

Sleeping all day? It's quite the life.

Sloshing around in my own private, primordial pool.

Slow down, just breathe.

So do you like top?

So do you not want to have sex anymore?

So even though Roy and Troy tried to put an end to it,

So good luck with your boyfriend.

So his penis is the size of an evian bottle.

So how'd the date go with Tyler?

So I can't do that. And I can't finger you.

So I need you to open the door for me, okay?

So I think you're right, we should just stick with Tylenol.

So keep your head down.

So let me be very clear with you.

So no one will know.

So open the goddamned door!

So tell me the truth right now. Where were you?

So thank you.

So the kids live here?

So we can't have sex?

So what do you want?

So what the fuck you want?

So what's the deal with your friend, bb?

So you find yourself trying to remember the things that made you happy.

So you gotta get it fresh.

So you know some shit definitely went down.

So you... so you'd do anything I tell you?

So you're basically in a long distance relationship.

So, enter Rick.

So, explain this shit to me.

So, get undressed.

So, here are some key things to look out for.

So, how are the suburbs?

So, how are you liking the Unit?

So, how long you been back?

So, I decided to stay clean. And I have been, for a while.

So, I know that's kind of racist, but the point is, in every movie,

So, I was walking to McKay's party,

So, Jules developed a few coping mechanisms.

So, last night, while texting with Nate...

So, let's start with a little improvisation.

So, not only did you **** a girl, but you ****d a minor.

So, rue, how was rehab?

So, the night of Daniel's Halloween party, something happened.

So, this is our common area,

So, we all good?

So, what constitutes this rarefied, sought after, acceptable dick pic?

So, what level are you at now?

So, what you was lookin' for?

So, what's in store for Friday night, huh?

So, who are you?

So, you think Nate's cheating on you?

So, you're dating McKay.

So?

So...

So... did you come?

So... what?

So... yeah.

Solicited makes up for about one percent of all dick pics sent and received.

Solicited, and unsolicited.

Some patients like to listen to music.

Some people may find that depressing. I don't.

Some people say that eyes are the windows to the soul.

Somebody better speak up, or this bitch is gonna get fucked up

Someone else's dick in your phone.

Someone she hadn't met yet, but...

Someone she knew she'd trust forever.

Something about this whole thing just...

Something's definitely going on.

Sometimes the two people who aren't meant for each other find each other.

Sometimes we do it out of ignorance. Sometimes it's selfishness.

Sometimes when you do illegal shit, bad things happen to you.

Sometimes you'll know, and sometimes you won't.

Sometimes, when I get really high, I kind of think I'm psychic.

Sorry for what?

Sorry if I miss the old you.

Sorry, I can't help you.

Sorry, I'm sorry.

Sorry, it's just, like, the first thing that came to mind.

Sorry, we're about to close.

Sorry.

Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.

Speaking of struggles, he's had a lot off the field.

Spend four days in a coma and you won't know if she'll live or die.

Spit.

Started me on lexipro,

Stay clear of the tracks...

Stay right here.

Stealing my breath of life, I will confess.

Stick it out!

Still wanted to get pancakes or something?

Stop acting like we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend,

Stop playing. You're a fucking prude.

Stop, okay. Can you stop?

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! Let go of my fucking gun! Bitch ass motherfucker!

Stop! You're rocking the fucking thing.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop. Stop.

Straight up. That's the coolest Halloween costume I've ever seen.

Suck my dick, you fucking cunt!

Suck my dick.

Suddenly, you find your whole days blending together

Sure.

Sure.

Suze: Hey, creepy.

Suze: Holy smokes! Look at you! Wow!

Suze: Oh.

Sylvia plath.

Systemic body terrorism truly is in this country.

Take a seat. You and I are gonna take a little trip to the land of shame, bro.

Take pictures of your toes later. Dinner's on the table.

Take this with water.

Talk about what?

Ted Bundy was taller.

Tell him, "shut the fuck up."

Tell me I'm a pathetic loser with a baby dick.

Tell my little sister she looks nice.

Tell your big brother i'm not talking to him right now.

Ten people can feel like the whole world.

Ten people can feel like the whole world.

Ten percent on the vig, and I'll collect in a month.

Tequila makes me aggressive.

Terrifying, horrifying, and acceptable.

Terrifying.

Than the feeling right now.

Thank you for looking out for her tonight.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, principal Hayes.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I don't really feel it, but... you know.

Thank you. You're the best.

Thankfully, his teammates have his back.

Thanks for the weekend.

Thanks, bro.

Thanks, Daniel.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. You, too.

That and the fact that you're just fuckin' mean.

That chick was asking me to. I was the one that was saying no.

That could one day lead to greatness.

That does not make us best fucking friends.

That doesn't matter. I love maddy.

That doesn't mean that you have to meet this dude

That doesn't... seem, like, a little weird?

That girl's gonna be the death of me.

That Harry styles and Louis tomlinson of one direction were secretly fucking.

That I haven't been in love with someone.

That I was supposed to attend that I didn't actually attend, so...

That I'm a pathetic loser.

That if you kiss her left cheek before bed,

That is 100% bullshit.

That is so fucked up!

That it's about balance. Stability.

That made him one of 10,965.

That maybe you could use one to scare Nate Jacobs.

That no guy had ever put his penis in her.

That none of it was real, and if it was, how did it matter?

That old lady? She doesn't even know we exist.

That she gave a blowjob to a guy who didn't deserve it?

That shit at the beginning of summer had me scared as fuck.

That these feelings were fixed and constant

That was amazing.

That was kind of dumb.

That wasn't a complete invasion of my privacy.

That wasn't my dad, or like you kind of.

That we're gonna smash tonight, bro.

That you can't feel or hear shit?

That you could be responsible for some shit like that,

That you had a...

That you'll find yourself praying they last forever.

That you'll find yourself praying they last forever.

That you're not gonna tell a soul.

That, you know.

That'll be forty.

That's 'cause you're shy.

That's all I need, and I can be gone.

That's also 'cause you're shy.

That's an understatement.

That's because I know the guy. He's just gonna talk shit.

That's because most people peak in high school.

That's cool.

That's cool. Where?

That's fucking crazy.

That's his game. That's the world's game.

That's how much they loved her.

That's it. Good girl.

That's literally what it's made for.

That's my friend's phone.

That's not it, Jules.

That's not true! I asked you how I look. Not about Daniel!

That's okay.

That's one of the first things he noticed about maddy.

That's probably what was getting in the way.

That's real love, and those were real men.

That's some heavy shit. But, hey.

That's the weird thing about the Internet.

That's too bad.

That's what I would do.

That's when they get uncool.

That's why I love reality TV.

That's why she liked him. He didn't care about what people thought.

That's why you in luck. I'm gonna front it to you.

The anxiety of being harmed.

The cheers, the feeling of winning.

The counting, the repetition, the need for symmetry.

The courage to change the things I can,

The dishes are out of order.

The doctors were afraid he'd never walk again.

The fact is, she's a fucking whore through and through, bro.

The feelings, the withdrawal.

The fight to hold her in your arms. To tell her it's okay.

The first is simple. Stop doing drugs.

The first time I tried oxycontin, I was 13.

The first time she found out, she had a panic attack,

The freedom to focus on the important things...

The greatest motherfucking pool player that ever lived.

The guy.

The hardest part, has been...

The highs are high.

The kind of handsome that made people treat him differently.

The least you could do is open the goddamned door and fix it!

The lows are low.

The most yards during the game: 112,

The need to organize her feelings and thoughts so she can breathe easier.

The night terrors that can't be interrupted.

The number you texted me from. Can I call you?

The only problem is, it has a few side effects.

The only problem is...

The only thing that was, like, actually amazing was Daniel.

The other thing about depression is it kind of collapses time.

The painter from pbs?

The point is, it's dangerous.

The point is, that's me. Right now, that is fucking me.

The problem was, I was...

The rug can be ripped out from under them, and they lose everything.

The scary thing is, is they'd actually do it.

The second night of the carnival,

The success that I have?

The summer before high school she started writing fan fiction.

The thought of having to stand up,

The times after dinner when she'll sit at the kitchen table

The transitions from day to night. From home to school.

The truth is, the last time I left this room,

The universe is just out here giving, like, zero fucks.

The way it would get stuck on a thought,

The whole point of Halloween is to look attractive.

The whole thing blew over pretty quickly and we all moved on to the next thing.

The whole world's like, "well if you don't want it out there,

The wide receivers have got to give their qb some help tonight.

Their family wasn't perfect.

Then chug a few gallons of water,

Then don't wear that top.

Then finally, your brain.

Then go and do whoever the fuck you want.

Then he quickly realized that the colored cases

Then I get to school, and...

Then I need you to get in your car and drive down

Then let's hear it for the east highland blackhawks!

Then one day, for reasons beyond my control,

Then one night... he was driving home from work...

Then say it.

Then we'll make you confess to one that you did.

Then your stomach shrinks, and you adjust, and you are reborn.

There are two different types of dick pics.

There he goes. He breaks a tackle. He's at the thirty.

There you go. How you feel? Okay?

There!

There's some new girl in town that I think you gonna be friends with.

There's something wrong with her. She's trying to get better.

There's too many ods, and I don't want the heat.

These are the kind of people who will strip you fucking naked,

These dudes ain't fucking around.

They asked me to write a letter

They gave me liquid valium.

They got fruit punch, you know, if you're thirsty.

They had a good relationship.

They hooked up.

They just have a reason to mask it...

They make sure you eat. Sleep. Stay hydrated.

They put me on cipro. They give it to people that are exposed to Anthrax,

They should just say it to my face, right?

They talked for over an hour,

They want to push on you,

They were sexting.

They weren't the kind of things you couldn't come back from.

They weren't things you couldn't come back from.

They'd demand the release of their queen.

They'd do anything she asked.

They'd drink, make small talk...

They'll see what I see and they'll despise you for it.

They're like, "Oh, my gosh, that's so sad." But...

They're not rumors. They're facts.

They're the absolute worst.

They're, like, our age. Yeah.

Things have been, like, really good.

Thirteen... fourteen...

This bud of love by summer's ripening breath

This drug shit, it's not the answer.

This guy from St. Mary's.

This is a fickle industry. Y'all come and go.

This is basically what you'd see:

This is embarrassing. I feel like everyone knows.

This is it, son.

This is it.

This is rue. I was just calling to see if maybe you

This is Rue's little sis.

This is so depressing.

This is the feeling I have been searching for my entire life,

This is the first game back for the hawks starting qb Nate Jacobs.

This is, like, the craziest party I've ever been to.

This wasn't a tour at all.

This whole town is so fucking boring. I don't care.

This will help with the discomfort.

This? I thought it looked good.

Those pictures are a little suspicious.

Those two seconds of nothingness.

To a fucking psychiatric hospital.

To an account of a person that doesn't fucking exist.

To calm down the kicking, the screaming.

To create one endless and suffocating loop.

To go meet up with this guy she met online, okay?

To have her find you unconscious...

To just go straight to your room and hide under the covers. Okay?

To meet up with him at the lake, okay?

To one's career, reputation, and emotional well being.

To some dude whose name she didn't remember, she knew

To the east highland police station.

To understand what's going on inside her head.

To you bitch and moan about your psychotic, abusive boyfriend

Too lazy to say something.

Too like the light in which thou doth cease to breathe.

Troy: Getting lit.

Troy: Uh, you want a drink or anything or something to eat?

Troy: What do you mean, let's go? You see we're having

Troy: Yeah. It's good. I know it's only weed,

Troy: Yo. Text me.

Trust me, I'm thinking the same fuckin' thing.

Trust me, rue, she not gonna gossip.

Trust me. Look, I need you, when we get home,

Trying to make you upset, lose focus.

Twenty, 40, 60, 80, 100.

Twenty, 40, and 60.

Two months ago, I woke up from a comma.

Two versions of how your life can go.

Two versions of how your life can go.

Two years later, he was gone.

Tyler clarkson was booked for assault.

Tyler, I'm not gonna hurt you. You're in a fucking neck brace. Just sit down.

Tyler?

Ugh. Tequila makes me want to dance.

Uh uh. Like mother, like daughter.

Uh, and then...

Uh, Anna's always trying to put makeup on me. So awkward.

Uh, can I please have a small cup of chili?

Uh, do you think Mom's gonna be

Uh, I mean, it's Halloween, right?

Uh, I won't. I'm I'm clean, so we're good.

Uh, it it's okay. It was my fault.

Uh, look I owe you an apology.

Uh, okay. Uh...

Uh, organic food doesn't have any good hormones.

Uh, Thursdays we have music therapy.

Uh, would you like to go with us, Jules?

Uh, you know. Just... mm.

Uh, you wanna come over for dinner tonight?

Uh... (chuckles).

Uh... cool.

Um mm.

Um, can I ask you a question?

Um, cool.

Um, I don't know. I've never really been in a situation

Um, I just kind of kept leveling up.

Um, I think she's in love with her.

Um, I'm gonna be right back.

Um, it's inceluprising.

Um, on Tuesdays we have canine therapy.

Um, what's that?

Um, you dressed as a slutty nun?

Um, you smell like alcohol.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Daniel, I can't.

Um... like, um...

Uncapped deodorant touching the floor. Horrifying.

Understood.

Unless a gunman kills all the surgeons.

Unless he can bring home the w and get this struggling team to regionals.

Unless there's no options.

Unless you ask me first.

Unless...

Unless... I forget what they put me on instead...

Unlock the door! Open up, now!

Until all the bullshit with Jules.

Until every second of every day,

Until fourth period.

Until one night, a week after her 15th birthday,

Until she couldn't think

Until the feelings of grief gave way to numbness.

Until... three days later when she got a message.

Up until that moment, Kat had a relatively good life.

Usa, usa! Usa, usa!

Vincent van Gogh.

Wait a minute. I was supposed to be your chaperone.

Wait a minute. You're talking about that crazy chick that was at the party?

Wait, is your mom gonna let you go?

Wait, like nudes?

Wait, you're alive?

Wait.

Wait. Am I hearing this correctly?

Wait. Can you leave me the rest?

Wait. Yeah, that really does look like I took it.

Wait. You've been clean for like, two weeks, right?

Wanna get high?

Was it after you fuckin' OD'd?

Was the best thing that's happened to me in a while, so...

Was the night of McKay's party.

Was when she'd play dumb about it, like at the carnival.

Watch movies, play games,

Watching those towers fall over and over again,

We all owe Nate Jacobs a heartfelt apology,

We are not in love.

We can get medication like everywhere.

We don't have to talk about it.

We don't really have much in common anymore.

We hurt the ones we love. We let down our friends, our family.

We like ordered a bunch of Chinese food.

We love each other.

We recommend taking her directly to the rehabilitation center.

We should just call it a night. I gotta get back, anyway.

We should just pick the hottest,

We went home, grab a bunch of our shit and just went to the city?

We'll circle back to that one.

We'll just take a picture of everything. We'll put it back the way we found it.

We're good. Come on! It's gonna be amazing.

We're in the middle of a fucking carnival.

We're not gonna be having this conversation.

We're talking people who are on the hook for armed robbery,

We're waiting for you to leave so we can get to the hard stuff.

We've all done some bad shit in our lives, right?

Weeeee!

Welcome back! Fourth quarter. Time running down.

Welcome to Pretzelmania. Can I take your order?

Welcome to sig pi nu, bitches!

Well I have na tonight. So, like nine thirty ish?

Well, are you friends, or are you a little bit more,

Well, because she's been in the Gravitron for like 20 straight minutes.

Well, doesn't that seem like the first logical step?

Well, hello, there, little sis.

Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know which one you're at?

Well, I don't fuck virgins.

Well, I have to get her home in like, 30 minutes.

Well, I just came to check on you.

Well, I mean, go about your day.

Well, I tell ya, it's not easy to hold her attention.

Well, i'm... i'm... I... I can't apologize enough.

Well, in rehab, there are some real fucked up motherfuckers.

Well, Jesus fucking Christ, you've gotta be one of the most

Well, let's not do that tonight.

Well, no, you're not. Nobody that looks like you

Well, shit. You gonna love this.

Well, that'll change.

Well, then, get undressed.

Well, then, I don't think you have any other option.

Well, there's a sentence I never thought I'd hear.

Well, there's no easier way to explain it.

Well, they're too gentle. It's like, they're fucking scared of it.

Well, this is how you look generally?

Well, to a trained eye, it could be the difference between...

Well, to be honest with you,

Well, um, what about later?

Well, what happened to make you call?

Well, you lost your right to privacy after your overdose.

Weren't you in rehab like six months ago?

Wh what are you gonna tell her?

What a fucking pussy!

What a tiny twink!

What about like...

What about you?

What about you?

What about you? Mac and mash?

What am I doing here? What the fuck are you doing here?

What am I gonna tell Gia though? She's gonna think I'm missing.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you looking at?

What are you smiling about?

What are you talking about? I don't know what that means.

What are you, like, fucking Tony Montana? What's the plan?

What are you... Are you guys, like, in a relationship?

What could have possibly led you to believe that is was?

What Daniel actually liked or loved about her.

What did you say?

What difference are you going to make? Are you going to give me a life advice?

What do these feel like?

What do you like to be called? Mister? Master?

What do you mean by a long time?

What do you mean, whatever?

What do you mean?

What do you want?

What does that have to do with anything?

What happened the night of the carnival?

What happened?

What have I done, McKay?

What have I done, McKay?

What I really meant to say is that my mom can do better

What if I told you that I wanted you to fuck me, right here, right now?

What if I, uh... suck your dick?

What if not saying something makes you feel really bad?

What if these are the big moments in life?

What if this is what i'm supposed to do with my life?

What if we just fucking left? We just fucking left this dance.

What in God's name is your problem?

What is it? Everybody's changing their motherfucking minds on me?

What is that supposed to mean?

What is, like, your weird fascination with me? I don't get it.

What she means to say is that she's a slut.

What that does to a 13 year old, a 13 year old kid,

What that moment must do to somebody...

What the fuck are you doing here, man? Get the fuck out of my apartment.

What the fuck are you looking at?

What the fuck did you do that for?

What the fuck is this, mission impossible?

What the fuck you doing? Drop the fucking gun.

What the fuck, rue?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the hell? I've been calling you.

What would you do?

What, are you in a relationship?

What, like drugs?

What, you think 'cause I went to rehab, I stayed clean?

What, you're gonna say the opposite?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Don't walk away from me.

What? I don't have a weird fascination with you.

What? What, what, what, what?

What'd you do? Decide to just clean up,

What's good, bro?

What's my other option?

What's the regular stuff?

What's the worst thing anybody could say to her?

What's up, Nate? What's good, what's good, good lookin'.

What's up?

What's wrong, rue?

What's wrong?

What's your number?

Whatever it was, whatever I did...

Whatever. Fuck her. Fuck him.

Whatever. It didn't matter. It's better not to jinx these things.

When he gets here, you understand?

When I can come, and when I can't come.

When Kat had left for Jamaica, she was 107 pounds,

When Kat was 11 years old,

When Nate Jacobs was 11 years old,

When she hit puberty, her mother and her became best friends.

When she returned, she weighed in at whopping...

When suddenly, he felt the press of Harry's body from behind.

When the offensive coordinator would break down plays,

When was the last time you didn't wear a hoodie or sweatpants?

When we were hooking up, she fully bit me.

When we were, like, hanging out.

When you knock on my door asking me to piss in some Tylenol bottle?

When you see her, can you tell her to give me a call?

When you'd rather die than be apart,

Where are my pants?

Where are you headed to?

Where children can learn how to feel better about themselves.

Where have you been?

Where I've been interested in two guys.

Where the fuck have you been? You missed the craziest shit ever.

Where two guys have been interested in me.

Where we have group sessions,

Where were you?

Where you're wanted for who you are.

Whether I like her or not is irrelevant.

Whether it be, like, their, their families

Whether it's j. Law or Leslie Jones,

Whether that's fair or not I don't know.

Whether they were smart or stupid or sweet or cruel, it didn't matter.

Which gave my mother relief,

Which is one of the few antidepressants that doesn't make me crazier,

Which is weird, because it's literally just me and him

Which is why are we gonna finish.

Which she felt really guilty about.

Which she liked, 'cause she loved her dad.

Which was sort of like a dead on observation for fezco,

Which wasn't fair. It wasn't his fault.

While everybody else around him is fucking freaking out,

Who are you?

Who failed intro to visual arts.

Who finds her big sister overdosed.

Who gets brutally ****d at gunpoint.

Who got acid thrown on her face?

Who is Minnesota fats?

Who keeps texting you?

Who the fuck are you friends with, Jules? Hmm?

Who the fuck are you, man?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Who the fuck does this girl think she is?

Who you've literally broken up with a thousand times?

Who, on the second night of the carnival assaulted and ****d her again.

Who's a junior at east highland high.

Who's gonna fucking kill themself.

Who's not normally revolving in the same direction as planet earth.

Who's that handsome young man who came over for dinner last night?

Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp...

Whoops.

Why are you being like this?

Why do I feel like you're the reason Fez's house got raided?

Why do think I have the family I have?

Why do think this chili

Why do you always do this to me?

Why do you have your shirt on?

Why do you keep staring at me?

Why do you need a guy to make you feel more feminine?

Why do you think he's talking to you in the first place?

Why do you think I have the business I have?

Why does everybody think we fucked?

Why don't you go fuck yourself?

Why don't you kiss me?

Why don't you take your top off?

Why don't you tell the group a little about yourself and why you're here.

Why is the co payment $300?

Why would you grab me like that? I couldn't breathe.

Why would you say that?

Why would you say that?

Why you gotta make everything so sexual?

Why, thank you.

Why?

Why?

Why? It's not like we're in a relationship.

Why? What's going on?

Wider.

Wider.

Wider. There you go.

Will hear all of us soon.

Will it eventually kill me? Maybe.

Will you let me know when this is ready?

With 72 hours of publishing "the first night,"

With flower cutouts or delicate patterns.

With starting the "Larry stylinson" conspiracy theory.

Within a year, his body fat dropped from 23% to 6%.

Without a shred of terror,

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Would always share those photos or videos.

Would you like me to take it down?

Would you stop worrying about your mom,

Wow.

Wow. Okay.

Wow. Um...

Wow. You're crying now. What else is new?

Y'all wouldn't even know what to do with that.

Yeah, and you're not gonna press charges, because if you do,

Yeah, because I was screaming inside.

Yeah, but dead or alive, he'd still have a bigger dick than you.

Yeah, but I don't think it's... I can like miss a day.

Yeah, but if I say that, then she's gonna make me an enemy, too.

Yeah, but that might be specific to their kind of love.

Yeah, but, I don't... I don't have to say it's Daniel.

Yeah, but... my relationship to men is weird.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, for like five months.

Yeah, fucking right.

Yeah, how do you like it? How you doing?

Yeah, I got you.

Yeah, I know, I know. I'm on my way. I

Yeah, I love you, too, but I'm doing a lot of shit right now.

Yeah, I'd like to report a crime.

Yeah, I'm gonna do you like that. Straight up.

Yeah, I'm not supposed to be here right now,

Yeah, i'm...'M just a little bit nervous.

Yeah, in sixth grade.

Yeah, like, fuckin' forever ago.

Yeah, like... Rue is in love with Jules, I think.

Yeah, look. I'm gonna need a little help with rue.

Yeah, man. Me, too.

Yeah, Nate!

Yeah, no, I totally I get the logic behind it.

Yeah, on either side of the spectrum is gay and straight.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah, sex sex.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that's like, the definition of catfishing.

Yeah, that's real classy, you fucking whore.

Yeah, us, neither.

Yeah, we're chillin'.

Yeah, well, it's a post rehab discount, so you should ask him.

Yeah, well, that made him fucking look at me.

Yeah, well, the world's coming to an end,

Yeah, well, when I'm an adult,

Yeah, well, you look beautiful, Cassie. You look fucking amazing.

Yeah, what does that mean?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, right there. Wait.

Yeah, yeah. One second. Let me... let me check on that for you.

Yeah, you said that

Yeah, you're a fucking bitch because you just fucking sat...

Yeah! Yeah! Woo!

Yeah? Well, then, explain to me why you have

Yeah? Yeah, she's a pretty cool girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Asap.

Yeah. Ethically, that's a line I will not cross.

Yeah. Handle with care.

Yeah. I don't really know what the means, or looks like, but...

Yeah. I think she's dancing.

Yeah. It was kinda crazy. We went to the club...

Yeah. It's gon' be a good night, tonight, man.

Yeah. It's only bad for the first two weeks.

Yeah. Listen, um...

Yeah. My mom with wine.

Yeah. My mom.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. She was 13.

Yeah. She's a junior.

Yeah. That's, like, not cool of your mom to put you in that situation.

Yeah. To calm me down.

Yeah. Um, I'm sor I'm just...

Yeah. What?

Yeah. Yeah, I see you.

Yeah. Yeah, no.

Yeah. Yeah, of course. Come on.

Yeah. You look adorable.

Yeah. You saw it, I saw it. We all fucking saw it.

Yep, I literally wanna die.

Yep.

Yep. That's, like, every guy.

Yes, daddy. I'll be good.

Yes, I am.

Yes, yes. I promise. We will be home by ten.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Keep going.

Yes. Uh, how 'bout you grab another slushie,

Yo, ain't that your homegirl right there?

Yo, Anna.

Yo, are you at this Ferris wheel or that Ferris wheel?

Yo, ash, they're here.

Yo, can I get, uh, two of the rolling papers, too, bruh?

Yo, can you please, maybe hurry the fuck up?

Yo, Casper! You want a ride?

Yo, custer, toss me that bag.

Yo, did you say you don't know what she's done?

Yo, Fez. So you know how in every '90s thriller, right,

Yo, for real, bruh. I don't want her fucking with that shit.

Yo, for real, rue. I ain't fuckin' playing with you. Come on.

Yo, for real. When'd you become such a bitch?

Yo, how 'bout you come and ride on this dick?

Yo, I'd do it for rue!

Yo, I'm gonna need you to start moving some weight.

Yo, I'm just trying to keep it low key over here, man.

Yo, I'm trying to tell you, I don't got shit right now. Like...

Yo, is anybody here friends with Jules?

Yo, man, just let me pay for it.

Yo, man.

Yo, rue.

Yo, rue.

Yo, so, Cassie's a whore. Fact.

Yo, sorry about the mess. My mom's, like, out of town?

Yo, this isn't a fucking joke, okay?

Yo, we gotta see this shit.

Yo, what are y'all even doing out the room, man?

Yo, what's up? It's Fez.

Yo, you know what they say, right? Fat girls give the best head.

Yo! Shit...

Yo! Strip that faggot!

Yo! You hear me? I said we're about to close.

Yo.

Yo. Sixty days, no small feat.

Yo. The whole world's gonna be talking about

Yo. This is exactly what I'm talking about.

You you look... Fucking amazing.

You a fucking trip, bruh.

You always this wet?

You and me?

You are literally the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

You are so fucking boring.

You are the best soft core pornographer in the game.

You became enraged, and you choked her.

You better cop 'em today, 'cause I got, like, 50 left.

You bottle it up,

You came on to me, remember? And ever since then,

You can either go someplace,

You can flush your system in two to three days.

You can say I'm being anxious, you know?

You can't be coming over here no more.

You can't come in.

You cannot prove that I was at the carnival.

You confronted her and asked her why she'd been ignoring you.

You could do that, but, um...

You could, like... You could flash it.

You deserve better than that. 'Cause I know you.

You deserve whatever the fuck it is in this world that you want.

You did this to me!

You do or you don't want to fuck me, Ethan?

You don't fucking tell me

You don't have to fucking point it at him. You could just...

You don't understand. This was the most frightening moment

You dropped out of school at 20, and now... you're a gangster.

You ever been to rehab, Roy?

You ever done anything illegal?

You ever think about that? Yeah, probably fucked up for life.

You ever try it?

You find yourself trying to outrun your anxiety.

You fucking did this to me!

You fucking ruined my life!

You fucking scared me.

You fucking... you did this to me, Fez.

You get angry, you lose.

You gonna be living in a mansion, fuckin' pet tigers and shit?

You gonna ruin my life? I can do that a lot better than you can.

You gonna stay mad?

You got a big heart.

You got a new best friend.

You got one of the best slide steps I've ever seen.

You gotta be fucking joking.

You gotta get her to buy, like, the regular stuff, okay?

You gotta get up out of my house right now

You gotta meet this kids.

You grab another slushie, I go get more tickets,

You guys both was fuckin'.

You guys don't care as much about the rules.

You guys like, in a relationship?

You had forty different guys' dicks in your phone.

You have a nice night.

You have an... iron will...

You have fun. Ooh, you look so pretty.

You have knowingly produced and distributed

You have knowingly produced and distributed child pornography.

You have to kiss her right cheek. And her forehead, then her chin.

You here alone?

You just did it. You went over there and you did it. (scoffs)

You just need to catch a dick and forget about your troubles.

You just need to sit your manic ass down,

You just said it's a spectrum.

You just told Nate that we're not even in a fucking relationship.

You kick her ass to the curb.

You know I would never do anything to hurt you.

You know that feeling when you come so hard

You know this isn't gonna end well.

You know what happens when you spend

You know what I like about her? She has these very real dreams.

You know what I think?

You know what your problem is? You can't keep your mouth shut.

You know what, Rick?

You know what? Fuck it. Fuck it, I'm going to the police.

You know what? I'm gonna drug test you.

You know what? It may be, but, we can't really tell,

You know what? It's cool.

You know when somebody just constantly criticizes,

You know, I remember when I was eleven years old...

You know, I think that's a good thing.

You know, it's one thing for my classmates to body shame me,

You know, it's weird.

You know, like, I'm not dying to say or do anything, really.

You know, like... the holocaust.

You know, over the past few weeks...

You know, the one who had a sense of humor and wasn't a fuckin' cunt?

You know? Like, when I look at my mom or...

You know...

You let doubt creep in, you're done.

You let it explode.

You like the way that feels?

You literally just told me that you loved me.

You literally just told me that you loved me.

You live around here?

You look beautiful.

You look different.

You look hot and the fact that you usually dress like Seth Rogen

You look very pretty tonight.

You make your living off of selling drugs to teenagers.

You may have won the game. But you lost control of the team.

You need to take a step back, Nate. I said take a step back.

You only get one more.

You promise?

You ran into Madeline Perez,

You realize they're all just fucked up, too... and lost.

You really have lost your fuckin' mind, rue.

You remember, like, from earlier.

You said the doctor was in our network. How could he suddenly be out of network?

You said you needed advice on two things.

You say all this, but what happens in three days

You see, there are a bunch of these meetings

You send me a photo when you get back to the dorm

You should like meet him at the carnival, like, in public?

You show up, you lead me on, and then you whine about your fucking boyfriend.

You still gonna be my dealer, Fez?

You sure you got the flu, rue?

You swear on your fucking life you won't say a word?

You swear on your fucking life you won't say a word?

You take your position, and when that snap comes,

You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers.

You think I'm here because I'm interested in you?

You think is so fucking important. Sorry I'm no longer interested.

You think there's like zero chance that we're gonna be together forever.

You think you can stay mad. You can't stay mad at me. Look at this face.

You used to go to East Highland, right?

You walk in here with your head held high.

You wanna do Molly?

You wanna ride the carousel?

You wanna see his dick?

You wanna tell me what the problem is?

You want me to get you something?

You want my advice? You fuck her like the whore she is,

You want some, some fucking attention?

You want to know if his dick was bigger?

You want to tell McKay that you made out with Daniel

You want to watch some TV?

You wanted to talk about it, so here we are, we're talking about it.

You will.

You... you were the most beautiful person that I've ever known.

You'd been stalking her since she turned down your sexual advances.

You'd end up on a sex offenders list.

You'll be harassed, and spat at,

You'll look for help from people who aren't helpful.

You'll make mistakes. Small ones. And big ones.

You'll make the best mother on the planet one day.

You'll see it from a young age.

You'll understand her more.

You're a beautiful girl. And a smart one. It's time to let go.

You're a fucking dropout drug dealer. You know that?

You're a fucking drug dealer with seven functioning fucking brain cells.

You're a pussy. You're a bitch.

You're a strong man, Nathaniel.

You're a strong man, Nathaniel.

You're about to start a brand new chapter.

You're abusive. You're psychopathic.

You're an angel.

You're an angel.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

You're being a bad friend now. You were a bad friend to me,

You're dry. And dressed like Bob Ross.

You're fucking crazy.

You're fucking dead to me.

You're full of shit.

You're goddamned right.

You're gonna be a real heart breaker. Trust me.

You're gonna go to jail for a lot longer than I will...

You're gonna make me throw up. Stop it!

You're gonna walk up to the receptionist,

You're home.

You're just jealous.

You're kind.

You're late.

You're not a burden.

You're not gonna like it.

You're not pushing yourself hard enough.

You're not really thinking about having this kid, are you?

You're perfect.

You're playing pool with Minnesota fats.

You're smart. You're generous.

You're so clean. And you don't know how rare that is.

You're so fucking worthless.

You're special.

You're still grounded until I don't even fucking know.

You're the best thing that's happened to me in a really long time,

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

You're unable to stop yourself from getting worse.

You're, like, the sweetest guy ever.

You've done this to me. So, if we're not gonna fuck then what are we doing?

You've got promise. You've got talent.

You've probably never sucked a dick in your life.

Your bladder will eventually fill.

Your clothes, your boyfriends, whatever superficial shit

Your daughter is going to be funny, and smart and outgoing.

Your father had some serious jealousy issues. Let me tell you.

Your heart, your lungs,

Your hospital bed can sort of feel like a poolside chair

Your mom tells me that you have a new, uh, "best friend."

Your whole drug shit got me feeling kind of uneasy.

Your whole family is so fucking weird.

2c t 2, 2c t 7, and 5 meo dipt.

35, 77, and 25... 7,750.

99 percent of the population would have leaked nudes, anyway.

300 for thirty minutes.

...and whoever's phone you sent it to. That is done.

...or had a shortage of clean water... ...General anxiety disorder...

...with a clock in it. Like a ransom photo?

'but Harry, what if someone sees?' 'Let them.'

'Cause I feel different. Okay, well, you don't look it.

'Cause of Daniel? No, not 'cause of Daniel, Lexi!

'What are you doing?' 'To calm your nerves.'

♪ just to lay with you ♪ ♪ ah, ah ♪

About what? There is a recording of you

Admit it! Did you **** her? Fucking ow!

Ah. How old are you? 22.

Alcohol is not good for me. So you did fuck him.

And she fucking bit me. What do you mean she bit you?

And that's why he left. What?

and they fornicated. Statutory.

And those cherry rolling papers? Anything else?

And you can't keep your dick hard. Maybe I can't keep my dick hard

Any history of depression? I guess, the normal amount.

Any history with drugs or alcohol? No. Not really.

Are we gonna win? Yeah!

Are you a slut? Yeah, I'm a fucking savage.

Are you guys drinking wine? I mean, barely.

Are you okay? Yeah. It's fine.

Are you okay? You are so fucking stupid, Lexi.

Are you proud? Go after your sister.

Are you serious? I mean, I'm not not serious.

Aren't you, like, her drug dealer? Nah, man.

Assault. Bingo!

Aw, man, do it upright. Fuck it.

Aw, you got moked out. You suck, man.

Burn your... Yeah.

But I do know my son. Do you?

But I need your help. Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

But low key, is ashtray in the back? Are you serious?

But not diagnosed? No.

But you date guys, right? Date isn't really the right word.

But, like, the edges, though. Maddy, they're fine.

By the way, fuck Nate Jacobs! Fuck Nate Jacobs!

Bye, rue. Bye.

Bye. Love you.

Can I ask you a question? Yeah.

Can I ask you something? Yeah.

Can I ask your opinion on something? Yeah, sure.

Can I film you sucking my dick? What? No!

Can I have another one? Sure.

Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah.

Can you dance? Fuck yeah.

Christopher McKay. Yep.

Come here! Hey.

Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Nah, I'm serious.

Come on, tell me you'd never fuck me. I wouldn't. I really wouldn't.

Come on. Pay up, little sis. I only have two dollars.

Congratulations, bitch! Welcome to the club!

Custer, what's the math on that? Uh, 25, 15, and 1,100,

Cute. And my heart was fucking racing.

Dad's so fucking proud, mom. Oh, really?

Daddy? For you? You can call me "daddy."

Did all this happen because I left? No.

Did I offend you? Apologize right now.

Did you like it? I liked it.

Did you **** her? No! Fuck!

Did you **** her? No.

Didn't you just get out of rehab? Yeah.

Ding, ding, ding! I see. Oh...

Do I have to do this? She's a mess, dude.

Do I look different to you? You look fine to me.

Do you have a date? No.

Do you still have that gun? What gun?

Do you think my areolas look weird? No.

Do you think this helps? It doesn't matter. I'm done.

Do you want something else to eat? Oh, no.

Do you want to get closer? Yeah.

Does it turn you off? Not at all. It's cool.

Don't be slamming no doors around here. It was an accident.

Don't do anything stupid. Come on. Yeah, yeah.

Don't lie to me. I... I'm not lying.

Don't lose, bitch! Fuck you, bitch! Drink this shit!

Eat us all. Eat...

Eh, you know. Shit.

Fez said he'd spot me. Fezco don't spot nobody.

Five days. And like, how are you feeling?

Five milligrams? Yes.

For sure. Yeah, but I want to be honest with him.

Fuck you! What, it's not an insult!

Fuck you. This is my family...

Fuck, bro. What the fuck, man?

Fuck, dude, she didn't say that to me. And how old are you?

Fuck, McKay! What did I do?

Fuck! East highland pd! Open the door!

Fuckin' Jordan catalano. I know, right?

Get on your knees. What?

Gia, who absolutely idolizes you... I know, mom.

Give me drugs. This is dead serious.

Go back upstairs, bro. What?

Good night. Good night.

Got it. Do I look hot?

Have fun! I will!

Have you ever been fingered? Only my own.

He's texted you like 15 times. No, I'll just... call him later.

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Howard, it's Bennett.

Her, not him. Yeah. Ooh, a little plot twist. Okay!

Here's that eyeliner. Thanks.

Here's that eyeliner. Thanks.

Hey, Erika. How much was it? $3.25.

Hey, I... I need a favor. What?

Hey, mom, you got any tampons? In my bathroom, under the sink.

Hey, rue. Hey, is Jules here?

Hey, you. Oh, look! It's our new sexpert!

Hey! Hey.

Hey. Anna, someone I want you to meet.

Hey. Guess what?

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. What's up?

Hi, I'm Leslie, rue's mom. Hi Leslie!

Hi! Hi!

Hi. Hi. I'm really excited to meet you.

His room looks clean. Mm hmm.

Hmm. No. No.

Holy moly, look at you. What?

Honestly, I bet it's brain damage. You're being fucking rude.

Honestly, I don't really give a fuck. I gathered that.

Honestly, I love your mom... Yeah, well try living with her.

Honestly, I think I blacked out. For real?

Honestly? Kind of a mess. So I'm a mess?

How are you feeling? I think I have the flu or something.

How are you? Good.

How did you like it? It was nice. Yeah.

How long have you been back? Five days.

How much? That'll be $3.25.

How small is it? Like, medically small.

I am. I'm... I am hard. This isn't something you lie about.

I asked you a simple question. You make everything worse.

I can't do it, rue. I'm sorry. Open the door!

I can't like... I get it.

I definitely haven't peaked. I'm not even a person yet.

I don't give... Get off of me!

I don't know what you're talking about. Listen, young blood.

I don't know. Don't look at him. Look at me.

I don't know. What do you think?

I don't know. I don't know what it is. Yeah.

I don't know. I thought you liked that. Why the fuck would I like that?

I don't know. Let me see it. It's not hard yet.

I don't know. Now? Exactly.

I don't mind if you're into guys. I'm not into fucking guys, maddy.

I don't really understand what the... Curiosity.

I feel like that's it. No, it's good, it's good. I like it.

I feel like this isn't a good idea. I kinda disagree.

I feel really good tonight. Really? Why?

I got a strict no return policy. Yo, mouse. Let me pay for it, man.

I gotta go. But, love you. Okay.

I hate you. I know.

I hate you. Well, I love you.

I have to get home, so... Like 12, 13?

I just peed! Slam another door.

I just said I went to fucking eat! Don't you talk to me like that!

I just wanted to buy these. Cool.

I know. It's not good for us.

I love you, Lex. I love you, too.

I love you. I love you more.

I mean, barely. You turned 22 five months ago, Tyler.

I mean... But you normally hook up with guys.

I missed you. I missed you, too.

I never thought I'd make it this far. What do you mean?

I really fucking hate you. I know.

I really like you. I like you, too, Cassie.

I told you not to tell anyone. I told people before you told me.

I wanna kill you. I'm yours. I'm all yours.

I want it. Queerness is infinite.

I will. Mom, stop talking to him.

I... like for real, Lexi. What?

I'll be right back. Alright.

I'll ring you up. Okay.

I'll see you in, biology. Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

I'm crying. Sorry. It's okay.

I'm fucking invincible! You're a fucking freak.

I'm fucking with you. It was a joke. Shit.

I'm gonna hurt you. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm good. How are you? Sweet. I'm good.

I'm joking. Let's take some pictures. Come on!

I'm Jules. I'm a friend of... You're a friend of...

I'm just filming you. Why?

I'm Kat. Uh, I'm Ethan.

I'm like, 21. You're 22.

I'm not doing drugs. Then where have you been?

I'm not lying. Tell me that you'd never fuck me.

I'm okay. You sure?

I'm over it. Rue!

I'm really proud of you, rue. Thanks.

I'm rue. I'm Jules.

I'm scared of you, Nate. I'm sorry. For everything.

I'm sorry, baby. There's a policy. Hey, Kat, I, I gotcha.

I'm sorry. My phone died. Bullshit. You're doing drugs.

In, like, person? Yeah.

Is it about your dad? No.

Is it still alive? Of course it's still fucking alive.

Is that...? Oh, shit. Slow down.

Is this a Vicodin? Yes.

Is this about Nate? No. He's, like, super straight.

it could never satisfy you. Kat! Dinner!

It just, I... I'm not mad at you.

It was a joke. You wanna fucking hurt me?

It was good. It was really good. Well, that's good.

It was my sister. Aw, man.

It would explain why they're fighting. It's not about any guy that I know.

It's good. Yeah.

It's her, bro. This is her. Look at her titties.

It's kind of embarrassing. Why?

It's not that big of a deal. Yes, it is. I don't wanna do this.

Jules is in love with Nate. Why would Jules be in love with Nate?

Jules? What's wrong? I'm sick.

Jules. What are you doing here?

Just a second. Are you not hard?

Just don't be mad. I'm sorry.

Just go home. Don't... Fez!

Kat, you know I'm not a sex offender. It's child pornography, you dumb fuck.

Keep it up! Get off!

Kittenkween, I'd do anything you want. Why?

Let me take you out tonight. Why?

Let's go! My god!

Lex? It's cute.

like a special kind of friend? Both, I guess? Yeah.

Like at... at night? Of course. Yeah.

Like during sex? Stop!

Like nudes? Yeah.

Like something to drink, or something uh, no, I'm good.

Like, for real? Yeah.

Like, fully? Yeah.

Like, how? In my head, it's like...

Like, the whole weekend? Yeah, like Friday and Saturday night.

Looks well groomed. Right?

Love that. Like, perf.

Love you. I love you, too.

Love you. Love you, too.

Maddy get up. No. Why?

Maddy, don't do it! Fuck this!

Mm, what? No. It's pretty fucked up.

Mm... Don't front. It's a big dick.

Mom, you're such a fucking bitch? I'm a bitch?

Mostly. Mostly.

My bad, man, I forgot. Shit, you know I ain't trippin'.

My best friend. So what's she like?

My dad. Well, do you want me to respond?

My name is Ali, and I'm an addict. Hi, Ali.

Nah, bruh, that's like, my family. So it's platonic.

Nah, I'm just telling you. Or what?

Nah, nah. I need some some ocs and some socks.

Nate Jacobs? Tyler.

Nate's a loser. Who cares? He's not a loser. He's a dick.

New chapter. Mom.

No room for hetero normativity in here. My bad.

No, I prefer to keep it that way. Oh. Okay.

No, no, no... You have no fucking idea

No, no. No, word.

No. No, she's good, bruh.

No. They're wild, yo.

No. You wanna see what it feels like?

No. I'm not... Hey, get on your knees. Come on.

Not in porn. Exactly.

Of course. Come on. Okay.

Oh, hi. Hey. How you doing?

Oh, my god, mom! Stop! Christopher McKay.

Oh, yeah? What's your number? Higher than you two can count.

Oh! Shit!

Okay, I love you. Bye. Love you, too.

Okay. But, I'm real gentle.

Okay. Have fun.

Okay. Whatever, bitch.

Okay. Yeah. That'll be 120.

Older or younger? Younger.

One sixty? Twenty percent banking fee.

One, two, three... What are you doing, rue?

Out of my way, dick. Okay, bitch.

Please don't be a mass shooter. What?

Please. ...Depending on what I do to you.

Pleasure doing business with you. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Punish you, like, how? I want you to fine me.

Really? Oh, yeah. I love your confidence.

Really? Yeah!

Right? Okay.

Roxicet? Yes. That's it.

Roxicet. 7,5 milligrams. Let me check with the doctor.

Rue, are you... are you okay? I'm fine. You can go back to sleep.

Rue, it was your idea. I know it was my idea.

Rue, you would die for Anna. Who's Anna?

Rue! Rue!

Rue? What?

Rue. Rue. Rue, I'm so lonely.

Say thank you, again. Oh, thank you.

see? You're psycho!

Sexuality is a spectrum. What are you talking about?

Sexuality is, like, a spectrum. Yeah. Totally.

She can't hear me, right? She can't see you, either.

She never fucking saw his face. Yeah, so Jules is catfished.

She was blacked out. Dude, she wasn't blacked out, man.

She's bald! Oh, my god!

She's like a fuckin' freak Cassie's on the slut pages?

She's like, 18. Try 17.

Shh sorry. Sorry.

Should I be concerned? Maybe.

Should I text her? No.

So have you? Have I what?

So how are the suburbs treating you? They're claustrophobic.

So this your little bitch? Nah, bruh, that's my little sister.

So this... this summer? Yes.

So? So, there's no way to compare scale.

Sorry, was that awkward? No.

Sounds like true love to me. Whatever. She can't stop me.

Stop fighting! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Stop fighting! Get the fuck off!

Stop what? Talking. Stop talking. Fuck!

Straight up. Okay.

Sure you don't want no fentanyl? Nah, man, I'm cool off that shit.

Take it up. Relax. No one gets here till ten.

Tell me I'm a loser. Are you crying?

Tell me to stop touching it. Please stop touching it.

Thank you. Yeah, well...

That guy you fucked in the pool? What?

That was a mistake. Don't be flip, rue.

That was amazing. I know.

That's cool. What you worried about my guns for?

That's kind of depressing. Nate's totally ruined my confidence.

That's what I'm saying. Double team. Like, triple.

The guy with the all right, so, stay in here. Be quiet...

The lake. When?

The one from the couch. I mean, I got a couple guns.

The sex. What do you want to know, Nate?

They usually just come to you. Yeah, but what if they don't?

Thing one and thing two. Take it up. Oh, yo.

Think she's in, like, a manic state. Is she okay?

This one? No, I'm one more up.

This place sucks. Yeah.

Too late, bitch. Hold on, hold on.

Troy, Google it. I'm not googling child pornography.

Unless it's human trafficking. I don't fuck with human trafficking.

Us... All!

Very moving share. Thank you.

Wait, what? Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Wait. Didn't rue, like, die? Oh, my god, I hate ghosts.

Wait. Like, like, money? Yeah.

Wait. Like, nudes? I can't talk about it.

Wait. What? Tell me that you'd never fuck me.

Wanna get the fuck out of here? Yeah.

Was it good? What?

Was it? What if it was?

We know you're in there. Open up! Fuck!

Weird in what way? Weird in every way.

Welcome home. Fuck!

Well, have you asked her about it? No.

Well, the lighting is nice. Mm hmm.

Well, what are you laughing at? Oh, no...

What about her? Is she a prude, or is she a slut?

What about you? What about me?

What are you doing? Nothing.

What are you looking at, rue? Seventeen...

What do you mean, you went to eat? What?

What do you mean? Somebody had to save your life, right?

What do you want, rue? I want you to leave Fez alone.

What do you want? Open the fucking door.

What else is there? I told you I wasn't lying.

What if you do? Intervene and fucking destroy it.

What is it? Gatorade and everclear.

What is it? N diisopropyl 5 methoxytryptamine.

What is it? No idea.

What school does he go to? St. Mary's.

What the fuck do you want? Get out of my face!

What the fuck, man? Hi, Tyler.

What the fuck? Dude's got mad feelings.

What up, Fez? What's up, man?

What was the other thing? What other thing?

What, you don't trust me? Yo, for real, man. She's good.

What? Fuck you, come here!

What? How much of a slut are you?

What? I fucking hate this town.

What? Let's make a sex tape.

What? Wanna get high?

What? Yeah, like,

What? You've been... come here! Oh, my god!

What? Get out of here. Come on. I won't tell anyone.

What're you doing? Nothing.

What's up? What's up, Kat?

What's with the sunglasses? What sunglasses?

Whatcha doin'? Watching my so called life.

When we dated. We dated?

Where were you? I went to eat.

Where you going? I don't know. Some party, or something.

Where's the money at? It's in the table.

Who is it? Rue: It's me. Open the door.

Who was that? Rue.

Who? It... it doesn't matter, mom.

Who? Shit, I don't know.

Who? Rick. Don't be a smart ass.

Who? Shyguy118? His name is Tyler.

Why are we even having sex? We weren't.

Why are you sneaking into the house? I was with someone.

Why do you have so many guns? My grandma.

Why? 'Cause I already flushed everything

Why? I don't know.

With Roy in the front. You can't tell that that's her, man.

Woo! Last one to finish gets stripped naked.

Word? That's what's up. Yeah.

Word. Word.

World star! Why, because I won't sit and listen

Worse than saying it? Yeah.

Wow. Thank you! Aw, happy birthday, kiddo.

Yeah, Cassie, don't get pregnant. That's not funny, Kat.

Yeah, I got one. Yeah?

Yeah, I have. Most girls don't know how to suck dick.

Yeah, keep making fun of me. Wait.

Yeah, no, I promise. Yeah, just be a gentleman.

Yeah, she's upstairs. Can I...

Yeah, sure. Yeah?

Yeah, that's fine. Thanks.

Yeah, this is spooky. It is not spooky, bb.

Yeah, well... Yeah, but like, how much?

Yeah, you and everybody else. I'm serious, rue.

Yeah! Good?

Yeah? Can I spend the night at Lexi's?

Yeah. Hot enough that you'd want to fuck me,

Yeah. How am I a mess?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Really?

Yeah. What do you mean?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You want a couple of patches, girl?

Yeah. I'm fine. Good.

Yeah. It's, like, easy. Whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. Sure. Goodbye.

Yeah. That's right. Rue!

Yes, the fuck you can. Shh! I'm not good with awkward silences.

Yo, maddy. What?

Yo, rue, rue. Hey. How you been?

Yo, who is it, man? Rue.

You can be in here right now. I see you, cash money.

You can't be in here. Look, Fez,

You cannot tell McKay. But it's not like I cheated cheated.

You don't even know how to dance. It's a slow song. Let's go. Get up.

You don't like it? I don't think so.

You don't want to try nothin' new? Like what?

You drive a hard bargain. Yeah, well, a girl's gotta eat.

You gonna fucking help me? Well, you're one of my best friends.

You guys pumped? Yeah!

You had enough? Get the fuck off me!

You have a beautiful house. Thank you!

You haven't asked her? No.

You know what, rue? I don't trust you. I don't know what you want me to say.

You like it? Did y'all make these?

You like that feeling? Yeah.

You look beautiful! I don't know...

You look beautiful. Thanks.

You okay? Yeah, I'm having an asthma thing.

You remember uncle Ted? Oh, boy, look at you. All grown up.

You remind me of her. Who?

You saw what? I saw you **** her in the pool.

You should have asked for more. Really?

You should listen to me. Bennett, the cigarettes are killing me.

You talking about your friend Jules? Actually I'm talking about your dad.

You texted me. I did?

You told them out of context. What is the context?

You wanna be like her. Okay? I don't wanna be like you.

You wanna fucking hurt me? No, I was fucking kidding!

You want me to make fun of you? Oh, yes, kittenkween.

You want to kill him? What?

You watch porn? Doesn't everyone?

You're a mess, you know that? So are you.

You're a virgin? No, I mean, when we were younger.

You're a virgin? Yeah.

You're literally like my dad. Sorry.

You're so hot. I know.

You're wearing two sweatshirts? No.

...like a flood. Let's go, let's go.

'Cause I was here. Here.

(bell rings) Rue: Fuck.

(breathes heavily) (Jules gasping)

(breathing heavily) (Maddy wheezes)

(Cal grunts) (muffled shriek)

(clattering) Crowd: Ooh!

(crowd cheering) Make it six years and running!

(Ethan laughs) Kat: That's a lot.

(fireworks popping, whistling) Gia!

(gagging) Cal: Spit.

(Gia groans) Mm hmm.

(giggles) What are you laughing at?

(laughing) Get up.

(laughs) (all laugh)

(laughter) That's me.

(Maddy giggling) Nate: I'm not gonna let you fucking embarrass me

(Maddy wheezes) Fuck you.

(Nate laughing) What the fuck is her problem? Come on, bro.

(Nate slaps) (thuds)

(pen scribbles) And, Jules, do you self injure?

(pounds wall) You just bought yourself

(ride whirring) Kat: I'm really fucking scared.

(screaming, giggling) Stop! Stop!

(spits) Rue: It was around then when Jules thought

(whispers): Open your mouth. (whispers) Nate...

Aaron: Well, did you break up again? Nate: No.

About what? Your options. It's okay. Sit.

Ali: What? I just...

All right. (both laugh)

All right. Okay.

and every guy would turn their head. Hey.

And he realized... Offensive coordinator: 17 yard game...

and I can barely breathe through my nose Tyler. Tyler.

And I love you. I love you, too, kid.

and, like, oh, I wanna become a mom? Like... Right?

Are you making any friends? Not really.

Because he because he's trying to get a rise out of you.

Boy: Dr. Kay! Allan!

But one's better than the other. Oh, fuck.

Bye. Cassie.

Can I help you? Yes.

Crowd: Oh! (laughing): Ew!

Dad, he called me i don't give a good goddamn.

Do you hear me? Or even wee bey.

Don't worry. Thank you.

Dr. Kay: Allan! (boy cursing indistinctly)

Fine, I'll try it. I'm telling you.

Get your fucking finger out of my face. ...Fucking one time.

Gia: You look super cute. Emma: Thanks. You, too. I love that shirt.

Gia! Rue: Gia!

Good to see you, Cal. Tim, likewise.

Good, good. Cal: Booth in back?

Hardcore motherfuckers. Lexi: It's true.

Have you seen Gia? Yeah, like, over there.

He looked at me in the fucking eyes. I'm sorry.

He's innocent, Tim. He didn't do it. I know. I know.

Hey, if she's a mom, you know she a MILF. (laughter)

Hey, what's up, kid? Hey, man.

Hey. 'Sup, Cass?

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Do you think I could, uh, sleep over?

Hey. You're not having fun?

Hi. Hey.

How are you feeling? Jules: Better.

I can see that. Yeah.

I do have one question, though. Yo, what?

I don't, like, actually need a chaperone. Oops.

I don't. Okay. Watch.

I feel like this is a turning point. Totally.

I hate milk! At least three glasses a day. Three glasses.

I know. Okay.

I know. They are so good.

I mean, uh... Is that why you wanna fuck me?

I missed you. I missed you, too.

I promise. 'Cause if this ever came out,

I said have you ever been to rehab? No.

I see what you got going on over here. Cal: All right, chili.

I swear to God. No fucking way. Jules, do you know who that is?

I wouldn't say hi. No, she's She's gonna be in her bed.

I'll get your order to go. Hmm.

I'm not fucking joking. Yeah, fucking right. (giggles)

I'm not playing with you. Let's go. Troy: Wow.

I've ever done. Oh, shit, hold on. It's my mom.

Is she in the Gravitron? No, she's like, by it.

Is she okay? I don't know.

It is a big deal. It's really not.

It was so fucked up Cassie, it's all good.

It wasn't weird. It It was weird, but...

It's a bitch. So, if they've got something to say,

It's just going straight to voicemail. I mean, she can't be too far.

Jules: Are you mad at me? No. No, no.

Jules: Excuse me, sir. Cal: Hmm?

Jules: Uh... It's just going straight to voicemail.

Jules: Whoa! Whoa! Aah! Kat: We're gonna die, die!

Leslie: Should I check on her? Oh, no. It's good. I got it.

Let me see you oink, piggy. Oink, oink!

Lexi: Does she normally drink? Rue: No.

Lexi: You wanna go on the Gravitron? Uh, no.

like choking. (coughs)

Like, on your life. Yeah, on my life.

Listen, my parents already don't like you. What?

Looks like you broke up again. No, we didn't.

Love you, too. Good night, Mom. Good night.

Maddy: Honestly, fuck that whole family. Cassie: For real.

Maddy: Yo. (both laugh)

Man: Hurry up, guy, go! (retching)

Michael: Good to see you, too, Cal. How are you?

Molly. Oh. She over there workin' at the pretzel stand.

Nah, we're just chillin'. Nate: Are you just chillin'?

No fucking way! Yes, fucking way.

No, I'm Troy. I'm Roy, Troy. I don't give a fuck.

No, she won't. Okay.

No. Absolutely not.

No. Cool.

No. Okay.

Nothing. Right. (laughs)

Now. Mom. What's your problem, Mom?

Of course. Love you.

Oh, my fucking God. What?

Oh, my God. He dropped the fucking chili.

Oh, she's probably sleeping. All right, well,

Oh! Does that feel good?

Oh. Sorry, go ahead. Girl: Hey, close the door!

Okay. Okay. All right.

Okay. Why haven't I seen you on the field?

Or you could just say it to their fucking face. Right?

Over where? Where is she? You know. Like, the Gravitron.

Plus, I don't even care about football. Whoa.

Really? Yeah, really.

Really? Yeah.

Relax. Rue: Gia, get the fuck up. Let's go.

Right? I could drink these, like, every day of my life.

Rue, I swear to God. There's no way.

Rue, I think he understands. I don't think he understands.

Rue: ...nuts! Jules: Why the fuck did you let me do that?

Rue. Rue. ...like, what's the point?

Shut up, you look hot. No, I don't.

Sit down, Tyler. Please, man.

So what? It's the carnival. No. It's the chili cook off.

So, I'm sorry. No, don't say that.

Stingray McKay. I see you

Stop! Frat guy: Oh, fuck me, mcgay, yeah!

Tell her you understand. I understand.

Thank you. No problem.

That's cool. Yeah, you should watch it.

That's great. I'm having the best time.

That's him. Who?

That's Nate's dad? Yes, that's Nate's dad.

That's the guy I fucked. There's no way.

The Ferris wheel? Nope.

Then I'd tell them everything. Okay.

There you go. Up, up. McKay: I stand within her walls,

There's your issue. What do you mean?

This guy did some damage. Jules: Allan?

This is it. Yeah.

This isn't even a real costume, okay? Yeah, it is!

This must be weird. What?

to cover my shift on Wednesday. Okay.

to make it all seem meaningful. Rue...

Troy: We're just chillin'. Gia: Yeah, that's my sister.

Troy: What? I said get the fuck up.

Trust me. Oh, and milk, and milk. Gia: No!

Uh oh. Mr. Jacobs. Oh!

Um, I'm a burden. What?

Um, where's Lexi? Kat: Uh, she's...

Wait, did you guys hear about Nate? Kat: No.

Wasn't Dali, like, a sexual predator? Was he?

We don't eat carbs. Two, please.

We need to go, now. We having the best time.

Well, what's the Unit? Dr. Kay: Think of it like a second home,

What are my options? Not good, man.

What crime? On the weekend before school started,

What do you mean? You know, like... the obsession,

What guy? The one from the motel.

What, are you joking? No. I'm sorry.

What? Uh, I, uh...

What? Well, this is literally the second time

What? Yeah.

What? No, no. No. That's not so... so you don't...

What's up, man? What's up, man?

What's wrong with a football player? Girl: Woo!

What's wrong? I just think the Molly's, like, way too strong or something.

What's wrong? I think we're gonna head out.

Who's that? Nate Jacobs's dad.

Why? Rue: Because I don't wanna die.

with your fucking brain? I think you're overreacting.

Wow, you look fuckin' cool. Wow.

Y'all just lookin' for a angle in. Rue: Yeah, I know, but

Yeah, Bob Ross. Bob Ross. That's funny.

Yeah, definitely. Okay. Thank you.

Yeah, the guy from the motel. That's Cal Jacobs.

Yeah. Okay. Text me. Thank you. Okay.

Yes, and then he dropped And then he fucking dropped the chili!

Yes, you do. No, I don't, 'cause these right here, they're cutlets.

Yo, Roy. What's up?

Yo, what's up, brother? How you doin', man?

Yo, why are dressed like a hooker? Maddy: What?

You You don't believe me? No, actually.

You gonna get the Mac and mash? Aaron: Yeah, probably.

You good? (laughs) (Gia giggles)

You sure about that? Yeah.

You Ted Bundy? You're Alabama worley.

You, cunt. (crowd gasps)

You're full of shit. No way.

You're not turned on? It's not about that.

You're rocking (screams) Oh, my God.

Your mom's, like, all organic, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

...about how much she hates my dad.

...and possibly bipolar disorder. But she's a little young to tell.

...and then his dad would fuck the shit out of some...

...and was in the icu for 23 days.

...and your family.

...and your life...

...attention deficit disorder...

...but drugs are kind of cool.

...drive, determination.

...feeling like I owe it to myself.

...for disappearing for like 16 hours.

...fuck.

...giving me strength erect against her hate,

...great art, great movies, great wine. Forever young."

...how they'd talk to him with their dicks hanging out.

...i couldn't stop thinking about the day you were born.

...i don't usually come that fast.

...I'd die.

...is give you something to bring down your fever

...it wasn't good.

...maddy had an idea.

...most over the counter home drug testing kits

...of being alone.

...of course I'd fucking go.

...or a life or death situation.

...or to be honest, anyone capable of giving on iota of good fucking advice.

...or was molested by a family member.

...she'd lock herself in the bathroom,

...the world went quiet.

...this shit isn't out of left fucking field.

...to become a different person. A better person.

...you are literally the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

...you give it air again, give it life again.

...you'll feel as helpless to help her as she does herself.

'Cause I don't believe nothin' a drug addict say.

'Cause I feel like it felt like we were, like, having a lot of fun

'Cause I owe it to them.

'Cause I owe it to them.

'Cause I swear you would fucking flourish in that energy.

'Cause I thought you'd be happy.

'Cause I'd feel really guilty about it.

'Cause I'll give you some fucking attention.

'Cause I'll put you in jail.

'cause it's just fucking floating in space.

'Cause right now I'm looking at a thousand versions of myself,

'Cause she has a new boyfriend she's head over heels for.

'Cause that was the night she met her new best friend.

'Cause that's, like, not my thing.

'Cause this doesn't feel good.

'Cause we, like, enjoyed hanging out?

'Cause you refuse to lose.

'Cause, they just, get too emotionally attached.

"'you're my best mate, and this is what mates do for one another.'

"A romantic at heart. I'm adventurous. I love to travel.

"as Harry takes Louis into his mouth with surprising ease,

"Harry can sense the nervous tension "running through Louis's stiff body.

"Here's what's going to happen..."

"I love the outdoors...

"It's the first night of the 'take me home' tour."

"Louis was unusually nervous.

"You're... you're a fucking bad husband. You should fucking retire."

(bell ringing)

(both laughing)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(cases clacking)

(Cassie laughs)

(Cassie moaning)

(Cassie scoffs) Nate asked McKay if were were in a relationship,

(Cassie squeals)

(chattering)

(clacking continues)

(coughing, grunting)

(crickets chirring)

(crinkling)

(door closes)

(Dr. Kay continues indistinctly)

(exhaling)

(exhaling)

(fireworks crackling)

(fireworks whistling, popping)

(gasping)

(gasps)

(Gia giggles)

(groans) I feel so bad. That was literally the meanest thing

(grunting)

(grunts loudly, pants)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(hesitantly): Okay.

(indistinct conversation)

(indistinct conversation)

(Jules and Rue chatting indistinctly)

(Jules sighs)

(Jules squealing)

(Kat chattering)

(Kat, Ethan laughing)

(knocking continues)

(laughing)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(lock clicks)

(Maddy giggles)

(Marsha sighs, scoffs)

(moaning loudly)

(moaning)

(moans)

(Nate chuckles) Okay.

(noisy chattering)

(phone bloops)

(phone bloops)

(phone buzzes)

(phone chimes)

(phone dings)

(riders screaming)

(school bell ringing)

(screaming): No! No! No!

(screaming): Open the fucking door!

(shudders, gasps)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) I don't know yet.

(slapping)

(snickers)

(snickers)

(sniffles)

(sniffles) I don't trust you, Nate.

(sniffling, sobbing)

(sniffs, sighs)

(sniffs)

(soft knocking)

(Troy chattering indistinctly)

(TV playing indistinctly)

(TV playing indistinctly)

(voices murmuring)

(voices murmuring)

(window squeaking)

♪

♪

♪ 151, rum and a blunt, young ****a numb, numb, numb ♪

♪ a bang, bang, bang at the back door ♪

♪ Act one, scene four , yeah ♪

♪ ah, ah ♪

♪ ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ all the love we never had ♪

♪ all the love we never had ♪

♪ always a lonely boy ♪

♪ always by your side, tongue out for the ride ♪

♪ And a bang, bang, bang at the window ♪

♪ and he got a little gun, a little bitty killer really doing it for fun... ♪

♪ And I never felt so alone ♪

♪ And I still think of you ♪

♪ and the promise we made ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ baby, yeah, mean it's my rebirth ♪

♪ baby, you girl, baby ♪

♪ Batman, Robin mess everything... ♪

♪ blockin' the pond for sure ♪

♪ blockin' the pond for sure ♪

♪ blockin' the pond for sure ♪

♪ but I don't want your sympathy, yeah ♪

♪ but I never stray from you, shoo op ♪

♪ c ome here they come, run, run, run, run ♪

♪ can't you feel my love? ♪

♪ childish like, immature ♪

♪ come on, yeah, come on, yeah ♪

♪ come on, yeah, come on, yeah ♪

♪ cry ♪

♪ cry ♪

♪ cry ♪

♪ Cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ cry, boy, cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ cry, boy, cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ cry, boy, cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ cry, boy, cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ cry, boy, cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ cry, boy, cry, boy, cry ♪

♪ darlin', I'll stay with you ♪

♪ dear ♪

♪ do do do, do do do, do do do, do ooh ♪

♪ Everybody now is doin' their thing ♪

♪ Felt so alone, no, no, no ♪

♪ Felt so alone, no, no, no ♪

♪ for you ♪

♪ goddess I, it's all right ♪

♪ gun with the drum, bum, bitty, bum, slump in the trunk ♪

♪ high walls and bars, they're surrounding me ♪

♪ I feel like dyin' for sure ♪

♪ I feel like dyin' for sure ♪

♪ I feel like dyin' for sure ♪

♪ I just need your tender lovin' ♪

♪ I love you ♪

♪ I need you to hold me down... ♪

♪ I need you to hold me... ♪

♪ I need you, baby, squeeze you, baby ♪

♪ I never felt so alone ♪

♪ I only have eyes ♪

♪ I serve my time doing the best I can ♪

♪ I'm a thick bitch, I need tempo ♪

♪ If you wanna have a good time ♪

♪ Just grab your partner and step on a line ♪

♪ just me and you ♪

♪ Kitty cat, kitty cat, kitty, kitty cat ♪

♪ like I was worth on god's green earth ♪

♪ lovin' is a fairy tale, least in my head it's so ♪

♪ my city go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb ♪

♪ my heart ♪

♪ my rebirth, my rebirth ♪

♪ oh, baby, oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, oh! ♪

♪ ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪

♪ pompous like, pomeranian ♪

♪ prrr me a glass, boy, I like my water wet ♪

♪ pushed around and kicked around ♪

♪ remembers ♪

♪ run away ♪

♪ run away ♪

♪ run away ♪

♪ run away ♪

♪ run away ♪

♪ run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪

♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪

♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪

♪ run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪

♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪

♪ run, Ricky, run, run, ****a, run, jump, ****a, jump ♪

♪ sha bop, sha bop ♪

♪ Sittin' here lonely like a broken man ♪

♪ Slow songs, they for skinny hoes, can't move... ♪

♪ springtime ♪

♪ that was when we fell in love ♪

♪ to keep me sane in this burnin' oven ♪

♪ To your soul ♪

♪ to your soul ♪

♪ When I think of you ♪

♪ when I think of you... ♪

♪ when my time is up, be my rebirth ♪

♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪

♪ Whoo hoo hoo... ♪

♪ Whoo ooh ooh ooh... ♪

♪ Will you hold me down ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ yeah, baby, yeah, baby ♪

♪ yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You leave in the morning with everything you own in a little black case ♪

♪ you say I'm a dog, and I'm crazy, yeah, may be true ... ♪

♪ you were the one that they'd talk about... ♪