Boo, Bitch (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A comment about me on that really cool TikTok.

A lot a bit. I'm also dead. It doesn't matter.

A month?

A real Frankenstein's monster situation.

A sconce?

Aagh. Screw it! I'm dead. I'm just gonna say what I want.

Aah.

Actually it's not boring to me, but…

Actually,

Actually, can… can you send it to my brother?

Actually, I think everyone did. They're all still talking about the party.

Add it to my bill.

After I kiss Jake C, I'm gonna ascend,

After I saw you stepping out and living your best life, I didn't want you to stop.

After that, uh… fateful day in third grade,

After the video of you rear ending my car went viral,

After we watched a scary movie.

Afterlifer who does fake magic?

Ageist.

Ah, that, yeah.

Ah! Oh my God! My phone. It's on.

Ah. What a twat.

AKA Christ Comrades.

Alcohol poisoning, drunk driving,

All from the convenience store on Ridgeway, and all ice.

All I know is that one minute we were high on life, walking home from the party,

All I'm saying is, they're not for me.

All my fluids are oozing from multiple holes.

All phones are off, right?

All right, everybody out on the dance floor.

All right, you witch bitch, I fucking hex you.

All right. So you're not gonna hear anything I say unless it's about you?

All your angles are perfect, Riley. You are one equilateral bitch.

All your questions about ghosts, then Gavin talking about dating your friend

Along with getting high.

Also,

Am I a ghost?

Am I texting myself now? God, I'm so needy.

Amazing.

An influencer's lifeblood is her cell phone.

And #ErikasEpicWinterWonderland is still trending.

And a parking spot!

And also, I was worried Brad would steal you. Women love him.

And another small appliance in the bedroom.

And apparently, so did Riley, before she got publicly dragged.

And as a documentarian with integrity, I will not cut it out.

And as my close friend, you should allow me to grow

And Brad is so cheesy. I don't get, like, his stupid fake magic.

And BT doubles,

And can you move the wilted flowers?

And Erika, she said no to prom

And everyone has such high expectations, they're guaranteed to be disappointed.

And Gavin's a medium working through a spirit block.

And he is your date.

And her impromptu dances down the tampon aisles at CVS.

And his fall from grace.

And how do you know about all this?

And how she would secretly turn on a light

And I can't trance unless you stop being assholes.

And I cannot leave this earth without telling you how much I

And I didn't give you my consent.

And I didn't rent the reindeer. [chuckling] Although I really should have.

And I do not regret it.

And I don't know what I'm gonna do without you when I'm gone.

And I don't think you're supposed to be touching those coats.

And I don't wanna be afraid to be vulnerable.

And I know you love me, so…

And I needed urgent answers… I don't know what to say.

And I never would have survived life without you.

And I realized

And I really don't wanna hurt you.

And I sure as hell do not need Jake C to validate me.

And I think I may have blown it

And I thought that maybe I wanted to be more like you.

And I thought that maybe you were on Ecstasy,

And I wasn't the one who turned you into the exact person

And I will see you in the hot tub.

And I would always feel so special

And I would love to address this. In private, of course.

And I'm an idiot for getting too high to drive.

And I'm gonna be OOT anyway. And TBBH, I think prom is lame

And I'm gonna drag it to the middle of the road

And I'm just afraid that at some point you'll see right through me.

And I'm not gonna leave until I know you're okay.

And I'm pretty sure that's, like, his weak chin.

And I'm requesting to communicate

And I'm sorry that I said that you kiss Riley's ass,

And if we can already…

And if you can still touch me, then you need to be ghost pee free.

And if you want to stay on earth until prom,

And if you're gonna ascend after the kiss, then let's do Irish goodbyes.

And if you're not careful, you may enter some crazy, dark shit.

And impressive.

And in the dream, I vaguely remember a truck that hit the moose

And it's a full blown rager.

And it's beautiful.

And Jake C is her little simp bitch

And Jake W's my best friend, so, if I can't roll, neither can he.

And just a stupid cliché that originated in debutante circles,

And just be us for the handful of days we have left?

And last night… we talked with our tongues.

And Lea. She hates Riley, but she kisses her ass

And look at Keisha. She pretends to be a skater,

And make him the star of a very important senior moment.

And make sure you get home with your panties on and in one piece.

And maybe Erika. God, I love that bitch.

And maybe some menstrual blood. I'll take care of it.

And maybe sometimes control it, which is how I took down the machine.

And mess with electricity.

And mocktails.

And most of all, I'm gonna miss our talks over our secret stash of junk food

And my skin has been scrubbed so raw,

And no doves, Brad.

And not just any blue. Midnight blue.

And now for the big reveal.

And now I know that you're gonna be okay. So I can go.

And now I'm stuck in this weird in between

And now it's just Stinky, Stinky, Stinky, all over again.

And now no one's gonna know what it was or how good it looked on me.

And now Stinky's dead, and I'm having a resurgence.

And now the asshole is waving at me. What do I do?

And now you steal my color, because you're obsessed with me.

And now you've stolen my boyfriend. We all know what's happening next.

And one of them is dead, so I need my frickin' mochaccino now!

And only Gavin, a known medium, can see Gia.

And our karaoke afternoons when Mom and Oliver would try and pay us to stop,

And personal also means private.

And pose.

And really I need to pee. Do ghosts pee?

And remember. When it gets to the turn, drop, booty shake,

And ruining your prom presentation and your beautiful crochet banner.

And she was supposed to do her final pass today,

And silver shoes.

And sometimes give sexy massages on pottery wheels.

And still here?

And taking photos of Devon in the bathroom.

And that person is not sitting next to me right now.

And that you could make your mark and get a boyfriend,

And that. [scoffs]

And the lid is off. It's off!

And the liquor cabinet is unlocked, so help yourself to some hair of the dog.

And the next I was spooning a jar of Nutella.

And the photos of us? Like, I thought we were being low key.

And the time is now. We gotta go!

And the will written on the back of a Forever 21 receipt.

And then I end up in seven tall kitchen trash bags

And then she ruins my promposal, which, BT dubstep, we all have to redo,

And then she says she doesn't do prom, then suddenly she does prom.

And then there's the body shaming.

And then, when we finally connected at Jake W's party,

And there I go, ruining my surprise. Surprise!

And there's a video of you from the party at Jake W's.

And this is my fucking party, bitch.

And this is my party, bitch.

And this isn't a two on one sitch, because Riley and I are done.

And three.

And uploading 30 photos of yourself… [scoffs] …in the slideshow.

And used family dinner as an excuse to hang out with that bitch Riley.

And warned us she wouldn't be around for a while.

And we all know what the cat represents.

And we also don't need a five way call to discuss this.

And we are 100% gonna wear matching color coordinated outfits.

And we are gonna take all the awful, cliché prom photos.

And we just say, "Screw prom"?

And we'd place bets on how long it would take them to leave the house.

And we're gonna find her.

And what about how this affects the rest of us?

And what about the bodies?

And what happens to its ghost?

And what I wouldn't give for a do over.

And when did it get so cold?

And why don't you go do some

And will lead you to the next level of consciousness…

And yesterday she was texting her mom explaining everything.

And you and I will never see each other again.

And you came here to use me?

And you can't sit with us.

And you didn't stop, because my plan was working,

And you don't get to dictate what we wear,

And you don't wanna be the first prom queen without a date, right?

And you have to go 'cause I'm going, and we're going together.

And you know what? I'm taking whoever I want.

And you lose control over whatever you're saying or doing?

And you love cake.

And you need to do it fast, before they spread.

And you… You are not… You are not mine.

And you… You don't get to decide who I go to prom with.

And you're driving?

And you're sitting here caring about what everyone thinks about you?

And you're the de facto leader.

And, aside from the night I died,

And, I don't even have to worry about something going wrong. Yeah.

And, if you look hard enough, you can see her too.

And, of course, a healthy diet of maggots.

And, you know what? I decided that I was going to ask you to prom.

And, you know, wants to stay embodied for…

And… and how long does a ghost have to do that for?

And… being hated by thousands was…

Animals don't have sophisticated palates.

Anything over 15 words, and you're my grandma

Anyway, he's the cute one with the really soulful eyes.

Anyway, I wasn't even talking about Riley. I was talking about… Erika.

Anyway, this is me. I am her.

Anyway, time frame for a dead person to remain a ghost depends on the UFB.

Anyways, I really…

Anyways, Riley and I getting along so well was just the icing on the cake.

Apparently not. He's my troll. He wrote the mean comment.

Appreciate the support.

Archer and I are going together, and I can barely tolerate him.

Are those stink lines?

Are you feeling anything?

Are you following? I'm totally confused.

Are you freaking kidding me?

Are you okay, Erika? It seems like you're going mad.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you really so caught up in your own shit

Are you sure I would say that? No… I don't think I said that.

Are… Are you kidding me?

As having one incredible best friend like Gia.

As in left me in a ditch in the woods

As in, you can't go to prom with Jake C.

As long as its business takes to be finished.

As long as the body isn't put to rest.

As they say, "All publicity is good publicity."

As your student body president slash prom committee chair,

At least I can't get pregnant. [gasps]

At least you have the option to live a life that sucks! I would die for that!

Because everyone's always harshing my flow.

Because I don't care what Riley thinks, and neither should you.

Because I thought the girl I liked was too cool for prom.

Because I waited too long to text her back.

Because I was probably too hungover to walk towards the light.

Because I was too afraid to sweat and get BO.

Because I'm too afraid to be alone? [chuckles]

Because it's really painful. Um…

Because it's… it's not a bad thing… [chuckles] …to care.

Because Jake C might kind of, sort of, possibly, totally, definitely

Because Jake L… rainchecked.

Because Lea is neither chill nor cool.

Because no one seems to know me.

Because one of you

Because she doesn't want to go back to slumming it with the band freaks.

Because she was worried that I was gonna say no to her.

Because there were 100 people screaming at me.

Because they became famous posthumously.

Because they haven't posted dick on sosh meeds.

Because you are not going to have to miss

Because you couldn't steal anybody.

Because you want to make out with me,

Because, unlike you, DVDs are not coming back to life, and B

Before you do, one more quickie.

Being dead is no excuse to bail on mochaccinos with me

Besides, prom is your thing.

Besides, uh, greatness?

Best friends don't give up on best friends.

Better to live my entire life thinking I'm a ghost!

Blackouts are real. Which is why you need to stay hydrated when you drink,

Blood, moose juice, corpse shavings.

Boo.

Bottom line is, I'm sorry.

Boy… Boyfriend?

Brad said you disappeared.

Brad, you wanna explain?

Brad. Remember? He did all that magic in freshman homeroom.

Bring her.

Bullshit. This is gonna bite you in the ass.

But all I could see were my feet.

But all I need you to know about me

But are you? Really?

But as Erika Vu, it's gonna be Shit Town in Hell City.

But because she knew I was.

But BT dubs, no one was saying it until I did. [chuckles]

But can… can we keep it down to a Billie Eilish whisper?

But completely disempowers the have nots, okay?

But do you think I took it too far?

But does your cold heart really need such a cold house?

But Erika Vu is alive and thriving.

But first it's going in the senior text chain for everyone to see.

But Gavin's our boy.

But he also talks to me.

But he said that they're starting early, so ten?

But high school's almost over, and life is too short to be holding grudges.

But I checked your pupils, and they were not dilated, and I…

But I didn't steal your prom date.

But I just got my dress… for free.

But I meant it as a compliment, 'cause you're, like, so good at it.

But I need to go to fricking prom, okay?

But I think Gia would make a wonderful dead Prom Queen.

But I was wondering if you would reconsider a posthumous revote

But I will by the time I see you next, which should be soon.

But I… I wanted to apologize for canceling prom,

But I'll figure it out.

But I'm gonna do it anyway.

But I've way bigger things to deal with now

But if she's here then she's definitely up to something.

But instead, she goes down the rabbit hole.

But it doesn't have a theme.

But it is nowhere near as good

But it just… It feels like

But it's like… [sighs] "Can't I have one night to myself?"

But it's me, you know, your best friend of a decade.

But Josh lost our Sharpie.

But my grandma used to say that my grandpa would sometimes cross over through the TV

But my Sarah, she's an asshole.

But now it feels like, you know, we're not cool. So are we cool?

But now that I see how much it means to everyone,

But recently I've gotten very good at it.

But she actually brings more drama than Riley ever did.

But she can destroy me. Shit!

But she didn't show.

But then he pretended like it didn't happen.

But then I realized that I…

But then my, uh… my servitor came after me.

But then where do we sit?

But then you get into the molting and the regurgitating and…

But then… then I saw him outside, and he, like, totally blew me off.

But this is not a hint.

But this is not about me.

But those wheels have never touched pavement.

But we do have something to work with.

But when I went back to your house, I noticed that your prom dress was gone,

But when shit really hits the fan, they're there for each other.

But why am I still here?

But yes. The crows said this is the place.

But you also want me to ask my ex girlfriend to prom.

But you confessed. You're absolved.

But you make it out as if it is a bad thing.

But you put me on the spot in a very public way.

But you said I was a natural.

But you shouldn't be able to see, hear, touch an embodied spirit

But you're gonna be out of town. Where are you going?

But you're not.

But you've literally… you have done nothing…

But, I mean, I guess it's a good thing

But, I took it back. Please don't be mad at me.

But, if she was the worst, I wouldn't have dated her for four years.

But, in this case, he is right.

But, it… it wasn't even that bad, right?

But, you know what, I do give you all permission

But, you know what? She underestimated me. Again. BRB DM.

By any means possible.

Bye, girl.

Calm down.

Can a person become the Holy Ghost?

Can change the course of someone's life.

Can I get your number, so we can finish what we started?

Can I talk to you?

Can see me!

Can we take one of just me?

Can you guys just, like, for a second stop it?

Can you please just try and give a shit?

Can you stop texting so we can talk?

Can you take the wheel? I would ask Jesus, but I recently ate his face.

Can't live her life without you?

Can't we just put aside the petty bullshit

Can't we just talk for real?

Can't. He just put it in the senior text chain.

Can't. I used up all my energy to pick up this call, so what's the point?

Cancel it!

Cancel prom!

Cancel your summer plans. You're getting a job.

Casual.

Chase has a bad tape on me, and I just want it erased. [chuckles]

Chase let me review the footage for the time capsule,

Check your twelve o'clock.

Checked. I think his name's Brett.

Cheers.

Chill. I've seen them.

Circling back to the friend thing, maybe you can go with

Come on, Raven. I know your tiny heart beats occasionally.

Come on! Prom is the one thing I wanna do before we graduate.

Cool, man. Cool.

Cool. I look good in sleeveless tulle with a mermaid silhouette.

Cool. Thank you.

Could there be a more perfect place for a first kiss? I think not.

Could you just scramble it?

Could you use your ghost power to thwart a video release?

Currently practicing low magic.

Damn it. Those bitches are doing snow angels in my mom's coats.

Dances.

Dead best friend, existence of ghosts, my generalized anxiety disorder.

Dead leg. Dead dead leg. [exclaims]

Delete.

Devon.

Dick.

Dick.

Did he ghost you?

Did it for love. Look, we didn't start this club to make friends.

Did Stinky just pass by?

Did what?

Did you hear me?

Didn't you hear me? I quit baseball.

Do I have a choice?

Do I immediately grab Jake C and kiss him, or do I wait till after?

Do not send that!

Do not underestimate her, okay?

Do you even care about anyone or anything other than you?

Do you feel my cold right now? I'm sorry. I don't know how to turn it off.

Do you guys want me to go?

Do you have any idea what it's like to have your identity co opted?

Do you know where I can find this super fun, really hot girl

Do you remember that time you packed extra backup pants

Do you remember when Devon farted, and everyone started calling him Stinky?

Do you remember when Devon farted, and everyone started to call him Stinky?

Do you still see me?

Do you wanna see a movie about dinner?

Does it matter?

Does it matter? We're going to two parties in a row!

Don't be lame after you finally did something cool.

Don't even get me started about what happens after prom.

Don't quit baseball, okay?

Don't show up to the park without knowing your move.

Don't sneak up on me when I'm wired in.

Don't you understand? You're not gonna ascend.

Don't you wanna be remembered? 'Cause I do.

Don't you want our last few weeks

Done.

Done. The ghost that I know is way more famous now than when it was alive, so…

Dove talk over.

Drive through diarrhea. Prom kills!

Dude, I'm just taking a photo. Jeez.

Dude, if you don't take Riley,

Dude, you serious? All you can do is hide a stupid quarter in my ear.

Dude. Lea will be so pissed if I sit with Jake C.

Duh. Of course it's prom. It's the most important high school rite of passage.

Dying and not being able to tell anyone about it.

Each other. Each other.

Edgar Allan Poe and Emily Dickinson stayed embodied

Edgar's actually my uncle's roommate.

Erika Vu from third grade.

Erika Vu is a legend. I heard she was Timothée Chalamet's first kiss.

Erika Vu was given the key to the city in three cities she doesn't even live in.

Erika, you lived. You lived.

Erika!

Erika! Erika!

Erika! Hey!

Erika?

Erika. Hey. Can we talk?

Even though I am… I am holding your freaking trash.

Even though I've tried to reason and beg

Even though she's the bully?

Even when they have to swallow their pride and be… the better best friend.

Ever?

Ever.

Everyone's dancing. [chuckles]

Everyone's mad at me about prom, but they wanted this. [laughs]

Exactly. She's chill and cool and awesome.

Exactly. So I shouldn't feel bad. I had no choice.

Extremely confusing and a little sad.

Face to face after taking this long a hiatus would be aggro AF.

Family dinner. I forgot about that.

Feeling good for you.

FFS. Mercury's always in retrograde.

Fine, be like that.

Fine. It's our thing.

Fine. Send it to me.

Fine. Yeah, I do. But only to bitches that are my friends.

First,

First, you almost ruined my nose.

Follow me.

Footage from Chase.

For another two years.

For college.

For Gia.

For smoochaccinos with Jake C.

For the past five days since you bitch ditched me.

Forced to be deflowered on prom night, okay?

Forever. For eternity. And… [loudly] Yes, I'll follow you to hell!

Forgot to put this guy back in the fridge.

Formal.

Frenemies it is.

From now on, let's promise to live our lives without giving any fu…

From their own personal collection.

From this amazing feast?

Gavin, did you pass out?

Gavin, you might be… [sighs]

Gavin!

Gavin's here, which means Gia may show up. Let's set up the séance.

Gently pushing doors open and making chandeliers flicker

Get it.

Get off. He wants me to freak out.

Get out of the way, Gia!

Get the variety pack.

Get your own phone, Miss Influencer.

Gets real boring… [chuckles] …real fast.

Ghost babies are a drink that I make.

Ghosts are ghosts because they always have unfinished business in their mortal life.

Gia and I went on a foreign exchange trip.

Gia texted us.

Gia won't ascend unless she finishes her UFB. But what is her UFB?

Gia would've loved this party.

Gia, cut me some slack.

Gia, I don't know what to do.

Gia, I'm allowed to have more than one close friend.

Gia!

Gia's dead and a ghost,

Gia's not in the house. Did you find anything?

Giving me the recipe for lemonade.

Going back to the same page theory, you might wanna turn that page.

Going through a breakup sucks,

Going to prom alone seemed like a nightmare for Helen Who,

Going to the after party?

Good night, friend.

Good night.

Good. We've leveled up to Bitmojis, and he's excited to hang out tonight.

Goodbye, driver's license with the hideous pic.

Goodbye, license with the hideous pic!

Got it. Okay. House, ice, body.

Great. Everyone wear it. Who cares?

Guys, let's jump on another call to debrief.

Guys. He can't give us all detention.

Hair of the dog.

Half the girls here are wearing it, thanks to you.

Hamburgers are good.

Happy to get into it with you if you wanna hang out tonight.

Hauling a shit ton of ice out to the car was fun. How's the texting?

Have bonfires, kickbacks, minigolf,

Have fun.

Have some CBD mist.

Have you tried Erika's Ambassador yet?

Having the most amazing human being by your side.

He didn't know he was a ghost, and neither did the audience. Except me.

He forgives you, and you're welcome back at any time.

He said yes, and you should too.

He'll do whatever we tell him.

He's an asshole.

He's making the senior time capsule, letting me review my footage.

He's moved on. I've moved on.

Helen Who is ruining my life.

Hello?

Her name is Gia.

Her name's Erika. And no, it's not too soon.

Her UFB was to marry JFK, but… [imitates gunshot, giggles]

Her?

Here I go. Wish me luck.

Hey, before you lose your power, could you just help me with one thing?

Hey, come on, guys. You know the rules.

Hey, guys. We've all been begging Erika to drop the skin care routine.

Hey, look.

Hey, with or without benefits, it's 30 bucks for the sex room.

Hey! Hey, I'm glad you texted me.

Hey! Sorry I woke you up. I just came to apologize.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Can I get those two seconds now?

Hey. Don't worry about me.

Hey. I'm sorry. You can still touch me with your ghost pee.

Hey. I've got 20 more bags of ice by the side of the road.

Hey. Is there any way you could help out with the senior slideshow?

Hey. Ssh.

Hey. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Hi, you.

Hi!

Hi! [chuckles] So is it cool if I bring Gia?

Hi! Can we get some new fries?

Hi.

High school's almost over, and I've wasted enough time as it is.

High school's almost over. Enough of this petty bullshit.

His name is Devon.

Hmm. Maybe I should put my mea culpa in print. Yeah, that feels right.

Hmph.

Hold on. Sorry.

Hold up. There's a post about a spirit sighting.

Holy shit! Holy shit! You just neutralized your energy.

Holy shit.

Home wrecking? No. That's bad karma and a one way ticket to hell.

How about prom?

How am I supposed to kiss Jake C now?

How are we gonna get snow?

How did I end up in my bed this morning? Okay, did I die and then morph home?

How do you feel, knowing you've had such an impact on teens' lives?

How long do I have left?

How many days do I have left?

How should I ascend? With my face or my ass?

How the heck are we gonna keep your body intact for two weeks?

How would he possibly handle a woman like me

How… How am I there

How'd you know we were in a fight?

Huh? What? No, no. Okay, like… It's not that weird. It's just…

Huh.

Huh. Or what if there is, and Riley's there and she's watching?

I accept this crown on Gia's behalf.

I actually hate midnight blue now.

I actually have 98,000! [gasps]

I actually have. Sophomore year, I created a servitor to help me write my paper,

I agree with Magic Tyke, like, once in a perigean full moon,

I already publicly apologized. Why troll me like this?

I am going mad, Emma.

I am going to miss every single thing about her.

I am literally about to disappear

I am not talking about Riley.

I am so cold. Are you cold?

I am so into this '80s vibe.

I am so, so sorry. I didn't mean any of the things I said, and I'm

I am sorry for that too.

I am. Get it?

I am. I… I'm just me.

I appreciate that, but, you know, my night wasn't completely ruined.

I believe plausible deniability still applies.

I came here to apologize to you.

I can feel you, and you can feel me.

I can kinda see it.

I can stick around if I'm more famous in death than in life.

I can tell you're trying, but desperation's not a tactic.

I can't actually have a ghost baby, right?

I can't ask him to prom until I un ask him to not prom.

I can't believe how long I've gone without knowing you.

I can't believe how much time I've wasted choosing outfits,

I can't decide which bags I wanna keep or take back.

I can't sense any goddamn spirits unless I'm trancing,

I can't spend the rest of eternity bored. I will die.

I can't stay in here. It smells so bad.

I can't. I have plans. I'm so sorry.

I cannot leave this earth without telling you how much you

I cannot move on until I fix Devon's.

I cannot think straight.

I cannot wait to not go to prom with you.

I completely fell on the sword. I took ownership of that shit!

I couldn't believe how kind you were, and sweet and funny and amazing.

I decided to go solo since I'm getting so much sunshine from the ladies.

I did do family dinner.

I did everything to get that stink off.

I did sleep with my cousin,

I didn't buy any of this. It's all influencer swag.

I didn't know anyone was in here.

I didn't know that. Uh…

I didn't make some dumb fake handle to troll you.

I didn't put those pics up there.

I didn't say anything.

I didn't want whip!

I didn't want you to be Helen Who for the rest of your life.

I do have unfinished business. Like Brad's girlfriend ghost.

I do, actually, and I am so sorry.

I do, yeah, but you are still on the call.

I do.

I do. I like you so much.

I don't have a prom dress, because I'm not going to prom. [chuckles]

I don't know how to reach you, or if you're still here.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what, but I gotta do something

I don't know where you are,

I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause you're a selfish, manipulative bitch.

I don't know. Some things you can't bounce back from. You know?

I don't know. You really think this hot sauce is gonna deter the critters

I don't recognize any of the numbers but Jake C's.

I don't understand at all what you're even

I don't want any more attention from you or anyone else.

I don't want that either.

I don't want them to be afraid. I just want them to take the comment down.

I don't want us to have any future life regrets.

I dunno. 60… [chuckles] …70 years?

I feel like I can't breathe… but I can.

I forgive you, Shelly!

I got screwed because there's zero perks in this situation.

I gotta find Gia!

I gotta get back in the game.

I gotta kiss Jake C, like, now.

I gotta make it quick.

I guess texting is kind of our thing. [chuckles]

I guess this is goodbye.

I guess. As long as it isn't personal.

I had a freaky death dream, and I saw my own dead body.

I had a human moment that I just didn't want to claim.

I have a hater, okay? Someone's trolling me on TikTok.

I have been on a spiritual journey, and I've seen some stuff

I have done everything to make sure that you could be cool

I have done everything…

I have eczema.

I have to delay this kiss.

I have to find who posted it, tell them take it down.

I have to go tell him.

I have to kiss Jake C.

I have to say goodbye to my family and tie things up.

I have two choices. Kiss Jake C while he still has interest and ascend,

I have!

I haven't been there a week, and nothing's happened.

I haven't eaten broccoli or eggs in ten years.

I haven't ever started anything.

I heard it. They're going to prom.

I heard she got them to retire the name "Erika" from the hurricane list.

I hope. Um…

I just cannot believe that I am going to die

I just didn't think I was gonna get the chance to go.

I just have to say goodbye to my dad before we hit the promposal.

I just wanted to bring you girls a tasty drink.

I knew.

I know I am the last person you expected to see here,

I know I said I didn't want to go, but I do.

I know that I would not be Erika Vu Bitch without you.

I know that must sound like total BS coming from me,

I know that you think Gavin just talks to spirits,

I know where you live, Devon.

I know who my problem is.

I know you already voted for Prom Queen,

I know you didn't steal him,

I know you're stressed and anxious for concrete answers,

I know, but…

I know.

I know. I can't believe how much time I wasted.

I learned from the best.

I let you take my identity for the past four years, but no more.

I love you guys! Hate you. Love you.

I love you too, honey.

I love you too.

I love you too. [sniffles]

I love you, Dad. I just wanted you to know before I leave.

I love you, Mom.

I manifested the AC to turn back on.

I mean independent snowwomen.

I mean, as long as we wear a condom, but…

I mean, can I just delete it?

I mean, how are you supposed to have a lasting memory of this night

I mean, I'm already going with Jake W.

I mean, it's not even summer yet. It's like we're living inside a glacier.

I mean, like cows.

I mean, she's… she's the definition of dramarama.

I mean, the ghost that I know needs an extension.

I mean, they're easy to train,

I mean, this is a movement,

I mean, you've never gone a day, let alone a whole month, without talking.

I mean… [groans] You know what I mean.

I mean… [grunting] You know what I mean!

I need a fork.

I need all the monkey bread to fill my empty soul.

I need an extension!

I need to figure out what my unfinished business is.

I needed you, but I'm fine now.

I never got to meet the real Erika Vu?

I only come for the snacks. We don't do snacks.

I pushed you to live fearlessly. The bitch part, that is all on you!

I realized, once I do this, I'm never gonna see you again.

I realized, once I do this, I'm never gonna see you again.

I really blew it lifewise.

I really don't wanna ascend

I really wish I'd… I'd known her.

I saved it for you 'cause I'm a good friend.

I see them. It's fine.

I see you, bitch.

I should've known Gavin was lying to us. The crows knew.

I shower six times a day,

I take back everything I've said about you.

I think a party could be a great way for us to make a mark.

I think she was once a girl who lived in my house

I think that unfinished business stuff makes sense.

I think this is where we part ways. You don't need me for the kissing part.

I think those are his eyes,

I think you have detention.

I thought that we really had something. I thought we were soul mates.

I thought we were on the same page about being cool.

I thought you weren't into prom.

I told them you've agreed to drive me to baseball and need it for emergencies.

I told you to leave me alone.

I took it all back. I took it all back.

I totally boned a super hot ghost.

I totally get it.

I tried to make it right, but you wouldn't accept it.

I tried to warn you this was a bad idea.

I want you to be vulnerable with me.

I wanted to make things right after you called me out for being rude.

I was a man starting to walk upright, and now I'm crawling again

I was dying to kiss you.

I was hoping we could put that behind us and be friends.

I was joking.

I was just trying to be cool, but I'm not.

I was just, uh, trying to be cool,

I was listening to Siri read me a text from Jake C.

I was so distracted being distracted. Thank you for being my North Star.

I was squish squashed like Spam jam under a moose,

I was still trying to figure out things myself,

I was taking a test!

I was tired of the drama.

I was trying to text you back, but I was fading away. Until like an hour ago.

I was worried that, if the one time you took a chance,

I was worried you might cross over. I didn't want you to go alone.

I wasn't thinking straight. [crying] It's a bit lonely,

I wept.

I will be camera ready in my midnight blue strapless gown

I will never forget the first day that I met you at freshman orientation.

I will swing by your house in an hour,

I wish I had 149 days.

I wish that she could see me living my best life.

I wish there were more opportunities to dance like this.

I won fair and square!

I would like to work in the highest vibrational guides available to me.

I would love to not not go to prom with you.

I wouldn't do… Okay, you did.

I wouldn't have worn fishnets with holes.

I wouldn't say we know it all, but He's always teaching and showing Himself

I, of all people, understand how one little incident

I, uh… I'm just in my feelings about something else.

I… I am gonna head you off.

I… I didn't realize how much time it would take to leave a legacy.

I… I don't think I've ever liked anyone as much as I like you, Gia.

I… I quit the soccer team, even though I was a prodigy,

I… I really miss you.

I… I swear I didn't mean any of it.

I… I thought that maybe being loved by thousands would fill my soul,

I… I… I can't say goodbye again,

I… I… I don't know. What would make you feel better?

I… I'm not an expert.

I… I'm really sorry about Gia.

I… I've wanted to talk too.

I… Yeah, I guess, yeah.

I'd also like to thank the Potts family for donating the costumes

I'd like to thank Meredith, who stayed up six nights in a row

I'll call you later.

I'll hex that bitch. Gimme a strand of her hair, nail clippings,

I'm I'm fading away, Erika.

I'm 16.

I'm a GAF. And that's okay.

I'm a shortstop. So I quit.

I'm actually going to be making money off of this.

I'm actually, like, really excited to go to prom.

I'm afraid.

I'm alive?

I'm almost done.

I'm always gonna be popular.

I'm always okay.

I'm coming!

I'm dead. So, until I figure out my unfinished business,

I'm done letting you bully me, Riley. Okay?

I'm evolving. And I'm dead. I don't have a lot of time.

I'm feeling very attacked right now.

I'm fine. I'm totally fine. [chuckles nervously]

I'm gonna be so DGAF. I'm gonna be so chill.

I'm gonna do another loop.

I'm gonna find you, and we're gonna work this out!

I'm gonna get down to business. And I don't know.

I'm gonna go get a drink.

I'm gonna go look at the snacks.

I'm gonna miss how she would sing so loud in the car

I'm gonna walk through it.

I'm good. You're good.

I'm high key ready.

I'm in this weird limbo, but for how long?

I'm just giving a voice to my generation. [chuckles]

I'm just gonna lay it all out on the table because I literally have nothing to lose.

I'm just trying to savor the before the first kiss moment.

I'm losing my power. I don't know when I'm gonna be gone for good.

I'm mad for a girl

I'm not a bully. What do I have to do to make it right?

I'm not a coward.

I'm not apologizing for last night. I didn't do anything you wouldn't have.

I'm not currently calling you to tell you I'm currently farting.

I'm not mad at you.

I'm not wearing them for the rest of my non life life. It's so not sexy.

I'm peeing and my head is throbbing. I feel so strange.

I'm relieved we're not together anymore.

I'm scared. For the record, everybody, I'm scared.

I'm so excited to spend the summer with my boyfriend.

I'm so upset. I couldn't return my prom dress.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I was just trying to help you. I don't wanna be remembered as a bully.

I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to make that decision for you. Um…

I'm sorry. I'm sure this was so, so hard for you.

I'm sorry. Tell me again. This time I'm really gonna listen.

I'm starting to glitch.

I'm sure Jake M's is gonna be so cute.

I'm talking about you! This was all you, babe!

I'm trying to get ideas, and you know her better than I do.

I'm under a lot of pressure.

I'm, uh, gonna be right back.

I've been blowing up your phone. Where've you been?

I've been setting an intention to have a ghost sighting for three weeks.

I've been tracking Erika via Postmates. She had, like, 15 deliveries to this spot.

I've got the perfect awkward photo smile.

I've just had like the biggest crush on you for the past four years.

IANGDTTOLO.

Ice after school.

If a ghost in Ghostbusters can give a BJ, then it makes sense for you to pee.

If every movie, TV show, and website makes up their own rules about ghosts?

If he can't handle his own doves?

If I can.

If I knew it was gonna be this frickin' freezing,

If I'm gonna drag you, I'll sign my name to it.

If it were me, I would have done it in private.

If it's any consolation, I think you smell amazing.

If it's not what you want, I guess I could go back to hating her and icing her out.

If my unfinished business is to go to prom, then you have to go with me.

If they didn't want prom to be canceled, then they shouldn't have chanted.

If this is about the hotel room, you guys can keep the deposit.

If we can already smell it,

If we could go to prom together as friends.

If what I am is a ghost,

If you break up with Riley, I can't be friends with you.

If you can.

If you could ask Riley if it'd be okay for us to all go.

If you die and you don't go directly to heaven, what are your other options?

If you kiss him before you find out,

If you really want answers, you want my crew.

If you're in my shoes, would you do all you could to set someone up to win?

If you're not totally freakin' careful!

If you're this defensive I can't have a conversation with you.

Ignore it. It was probably meant to pull you down to earth.

In another lifetime, maybe we could've been friends.

In fact, I'm really gonna miss a lot of the before the first things

In fact, you and Jake C should go together.

In the center of town so everybody finds you.

In the past three weeks, but it's over now. Okay?

In ways we never thought possible.

In your neighbor's recycling bin.

Including my prom date, who's downstairs making out with his ex.

Interesting.

Into a freaking lava lamp because I don't know what my UFB is,

Is it just me or is everyone in school wearing earbuds?

Is she more of a big public gesture kind of girl or more private?

Is someone actually calling me, or is that me calling me?

Is that my best friend Gia recently died.

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

Is that why she's not sitting with us?

Is that why you ignored, like, 80 of my texts?

Is there a way she's gonna spin it that I'm the bully,

Is there anything you were working on that day?

Is this Cara Bishop?

Is throwing the party of the year, and you're upstairs in her room?

Is… Is it just me, or does it feel like maybe

Ish.

Isn't this so nice? All of us being friends?

It could be making out with Jake C.

It feels weird going alone, but maybe I'll hit up the after party.

It has to. I have a very short attention span.

It is a lot to process, but, honestly,

It is a matter of life or… eternity.

It is classist, and sexist, and

It is my honor to introduce our prom theme.

It is not what I have left to do. It is who!

It just is.

It just sorta floats around and lamely tries to haunt people.

It means I don't give a shit.

It means she'll bounce back. She always does.

It seems like virgins have an easier track to heaven, if there is a heaven.

It still gives us two hours to say bye to your dad and get mochaccinos.

It takes two seconds to say I'm sorry. I can say it in one. I'm sorry!

It took us a minute, but we figured it out.

It was cut short because Riley really needed someone to talk to.

It was just his beard.

It was like a bad memory. Or worse, no memory at all.

It was literally one dove out of, what, 600?

It was meaningless and uneventful.

It was on the sub chain. Everybody has to get there early. It's a surprise.

It was one comment. Who cares?

It was our party. It should be #GiakasEpicWinterWonderland.

It was quietly with your inside voice, but it was still a life.

It was Riley's go to move.

It was second on my bucket list right after "conduct a successful séance."

It was the best option I could come up with on the fly

It won't be the same without you. Obviously, we're gonna keep your deposit.

It's 108 degrees in here.

It's a group invite to Jake M's promposal at nine tonight.

It's a really nice touch.

It's about how prom is problematic,

It's all the weird… Sitting with Riley at lunch

It's almost a shame things are over.

It's also problematic.

It's an aftereffect of all the shit that we did last night.

It's been five days. It's like you're a different person.

It's Devon.

It's Erika Vu, bitch.

It's for you.

It's gonna be buried with a cropped ski jacket and a Harry Styles coloring book.

It's good.

It's gotta be something personal, insignificant,

It's Jake C.

It's just an apology. How hard could it be?

It's just nice to finally be drama free for once. [chuckling] You know?

It's just, I don't know what's gonna happen after we kiss,

It's just… It's a little weird.

It's lame and it's cheesy.

It's like 30 degrees in here, and my nips are on full display. What?

It's like the Ambassador, but with dry ice.

It's like the first prom in history to not have one.

It's my party too, assholes.

It's not enough time to unlock it, switch it, and rework it.

It's not our cells. Mercury's in retrograde.

It's not.

It's obviously not making out with Jake C.

It's okay.

It's okay. Don't stress.

It's probably Riley, okay? She's trying to do a bait and switch to throw me off.

It's promblematic.

It's really too bad there's nothing we can do about it.

It's some bitch.

It's the biggest senior event besides prom, and Riley was curating,

It's the Freshman 15, not the Senior 20.

It's time to announce the Prom King and Queen.

It's working!

It's you.

It's… It's not real.

Jake C and I are good. We're gonna be friends.

Jake C posted a pic of a tree.

Jake C, will you not not not go to prom with me?

Jake M is having a freak out,

Jake stuff?

Jake, I'm serious. You don't have to protect me.

Jake.

Jerry, we know that you grade on a curve.

Jesus.

Just 'cause he's the go to bar mitzvah magician.

Just because my name is Raven doesn't mean I have witchery

Just hell.

Just her phone. I mean, all of her texts from today are unread.

Just regular frozen water!

Just shut up and finish your tests.

Just so you could actually have some fun! My bad.

Just tell me about it now. That's how relationships get better.

Just tell us who it is.

Just thought I'd call. See how you're doing.

Just what girls do for each other.

Just… [chuckles] I don't really care about prom.

Karma's a bitch.

Know what? How about we talk about something else?

Lea is almost here.

Lea wants to go to Erika's party tonight, but she's afraid to ask Riley.

Leave me alone. I'm streating with my daughter

Leg cramp.

Let alone with someone like you.

Let me see, let me see. Well, that doesn't look like a local tree.

Let me tell you a story about Devon Evan Kaler,

Let's do this.

Let's effing go!

Let's find your snowsuit.

Let's give it up for Gia!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's just all be friends.

Like a condom left out in the sun too long.

Like pool parties, and daygers, and

Like something very personal

Like this. Like this event.

Like what?

Like, I don't know… Maybe your rotting corpse?

Like, now?

Like, really, really glitch.

Like, they might be all competing to sit on the same dude's jock,

Like, to me, the best ask is no ask, like JC and me.

Liquid courage.

Listen, Emma. I don't even wanna be here, okay?

Listen.

Look, I can leave if you want. It's no big deal.

Look, I can pay you back later with my influencer money.

Look, I didn't know she was a ghost until she disappeared after the boning.

Look, I know we've had a thorny past, but

Look, I'm… I'm really sorry. I get that you're on edge right now.

Look, Jake. I really hope someday we can be friends again.

Look, you know, I've been a little bit preoccupied, you know?

Look. I am saying this out of love,

Look. I'm not, um, calling Riley,

Look. I've had some crazy shit happen to me

Looking forward to drinking your ghost baby. [chuckles]

Looks like you need it. [chuckles]

Make it short and sweet, or I'll press delete.

Make sure to dress warm, or you're gonna be left out in the cold.

Make way for the main character, bitches.

Making these amazing paper roses.

May I please buy a ticket?

Maybe a little.

Maybe as Helen Who,

Maybe I don't want to.

Maybe I'm on borrowed time.

Maybe if you'd shut up a little, I can get back in flow and communicate with some.

Maybe my unfinished business is sex.

Maybe she had an accident.

Maybe they can tell me why I still pee. And I have to. Again.

Maybe we should rewatch it.

Maybe you can try and use your ghost powers and cold blast it.

Maybe… Maybe this video… It's like you need it to come out!

Me too!

Me too. Okay, okay.

Me trolling you? You're the one trolling me.

Midnight blue is my color, bitch!

Might be considered lame to others.

Mm hm.

Mm hm. Yeah, and there's so much we can do now.

Mm hm. Yeah, me too. I can't wait to not go.

Mm hmm.

Mm, no. See, I know who I fell for.

Mm. [swallows, chuckles]

Mm. No drama.

Mm. They're actually not faux fur.

Mm… Yeah, I completely take that back.

Mmm… My ghost powers are pretty lame, but I can try.

More than Riley?

Most of our decorations were trashed at prom assembly.

My brain hurts.

My cousin's bar mitzvah is next month. You should totally come.

My following.

My mom, she inherited them from an aunt whose husband was in the mob.

My name is Erika Vu,

My name is Erika Vu,

My only regret is we never got high together.

My promposal is tonight.

My unfinished business is prom.

N… No. No. Why?

Nah. You can claim the fame and the cleanup.

Named Alice.

Neither. It's the senior text chain. I need to turn off the notifications.

No avocado toast. No double rainbow.

No drama, huh?

No hexing, no cursing, and no poxing.

No idea.

No matter how weird and annoying they're being.

No one can see or hear them. They're basically powerless, invisible.

No one is.

No one's gonna care if you were shortstop or outfielder.

No one's gonna damn you for one make out sesh.

No problem at all. I didn't even wanna go to prom.

No time like the present.

No, blue.

No, gross. I need you to take the comment down.

No, I am the administrator, you dumb piece of alloy!

No, I can't do that to you, even if it might be my last one, I…

No, I didn't.

No, I do.

No, I hate it. That's why I broke up with Riley.

No, I… I just thought it was gonna be just you and me.

No, I'm probably just gonna head home.

No, I've been blowing off everyone, Jake C and my family, to be here with you.

No, it wasn't.

No, it's a kickback. It goes late.

No, man. We just want you there.

No, no, I mean…

No, no, no. I did. You saved my ass.

No, no. She can sit wherever she wants to.

No, no. This was your promposal.

No, that's Brad. Gavin's a wizard.

No, this party is a part of your legacy. Our legacy.

No, wait, wait, wait. No, come on.

No, wait. Don't go.

No, wait. Please. Let's not, okay? Thank you. Yeah.

No, you don't get to hang out with Jake while I do the dirty work.

No, you don't.

No, you guys. That's a powder room.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. Don't play the hater. Game the hate.

No. Hey. Don't touch my mom's coats, okay? Those are heirlooms. Hey!

No. I threw up at the other party. I'm gonna be the throw up girl.

No. I wanna be alone.

No. I was born that way.

No. It's a speech bubble.

No. It's time to put yourself first for once. Go be with your weirdo.

No. Like… like when we graduate, and we move on to the next phase.

No. No hexing.

No. No, it's you. I checked.

No. No, there's only talking.

No. No, what are you doing?

No. Riley is the most manipulative human on the planet.

No. That is her best friend.

No. That's more ghostlighting.

No. This is history as it was.

No. Those are emphasis lines!

No. We didn't figure out anything! You did!

No. Well, maybe, but snow.

No. You know what? I don't need to hear about my daughter's missing panties.

No. You know, I look great, and I don't need society to validate me.

Nope.

Nope. [exhales] She can't kill me, 'cause I'm already dead.

Not "chill." There's a difference.

Not a prob. Nothing more chill than… than this.

Not all promposals.

Not even Frida Kahlo's face in a cappuccino.

Not not go to prom with me?

Not only did you totally 180 me on prom again,

Not sure Wellbutrin will help anymore.

Not the old fashioned kind. But, right, ghosts communicate through electricity.

Not true. There's one. The Holy Ghost.

Not you.

Not you. Her.

Nothing. She's being totally cool.

Nothing. You deserve someone who appreciates you. Like me.

Nothing's happening.

Now go kiss that boy!

Now I have a question for you. Do you wanna make out?

Now lock in the date and talk to Jake W.

Now that we're friends, I'm gonna let you in on the friend code.

Now you expect me to ice your dead body so you can blow me off again?

Now, I would not wanna be her walking into school this morning. [chuckles]

Now, if we can forgive you, you can forgive Gia.

Now, what are you talking about? You love drama.

Objectively speaking, it's weird and gross watching people make out.

Obviously, we'd rather be sitting with you and your new girlfriend.

Of a party at Jake W's where I kinda talked mad shit about everyone.

Of course I don't want, like, that.

Of course I see you.

Of course she'd be getting all up in Jake C. Hey, hey, hey!

Oh God! Oh God, what happened?

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Gia did it.

Oh my God! This is such bad karma.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. My first paranormal interaction!

Oh my God. What if no one comes, and we're that sad party no one goes to?

Oh my God. You're fading away. Gia, I…

Oh my gosh, Gia. You're right.

Oh no. Oh no, no, no. That's not it. There's more. Where is the more?

Oh wow. Wait, that was kind of genius.

Oh yeah. Us too.

Oh, and here's something you'll never forget.

Oh, come on. Name one dramatic thing that Erika's ever done.

Oh, Erika, I can't be bribed.

Oh, great.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, I'm getting a crazy strong vibe right now.

Oh, I'm not online. I'm more of a… a private person.

Oh, it's happening. You're doing it.

Oh, let me guess. Neon yellow.

Oh, Mama's got a baby to hypnotize.

Oh, right.

Oh, right. Well, we'll send you something.

Oh, she can.

Oh, snap. I think this is the Afterlifer's club.

Oh, sorry. What did you say?

Oh, The Sixth Sense. Love it.

Oh, uh, my obsidian?

Oh, um, sorry.

Oh, wait. Can I? Are ghost babies a thing?

Oh, wait. I just remembered. [breathes deeply]

Oh, yeah?

Oh, you bitch.

Oh, you mean Erika.

Oh! Ew! You can't spritz your way out of this.

Oh! Hey!

Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, no, no.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. But how do you sustain that?

Oh. Sure. You can stand by the exit.

Oh. Wow. Gross, unethical, and criminal.

Oh. Yes.

Oh. You can't wear three pairs, Soph. You won't be able to breathe.

Oh. You mean demons.

Okay, I can't even right now with your mood.

Okay, I get it. It was her fame. Bigger in death than in life.

Okay, I won't send it.

Okay, I'm not back together with Riley.

Okay, I'm sorry. This legacy shit is complicated.

Okay, I've changed my mind.

Okay, man, look. I… I messed up your promposal. That was me. All right?

Okay, so then how do you explain ghosts?

Okay, this isn't drama. Riley's drama.

Okay, we gotta go now. I still need to render it.

Okay, who else wants to wear midnight blue, huh?

Okay, yeah. Last night I made out with Gavin, and now he's blowing me off.

Okay, yes! [giggles]

Okay, you guys were broken up, and he wanted to go with me.

Okay, you need to really look at me. Okay? And we need to go.

Okay? You can't have sex in there.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [chuckles] I'll go.

Okay. [exclaims]

Okay. [giggles]

Okay. All right. Thank you, Erika.

Okay. Aren't these tables a little too close together?

Okay. Back to me.

Okay. But I don't want to lie to him.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Can I just have two seconds of your time?

Okay. Dude, it's like reverse girlology.

Okay. Guess I'll just see you at the slideshow… [quietly] …then.

Okay. How do I do that?

Okay. I get it. You saw the video.

Okay. I get it. You wanna define things.

Okay. Oh, could you send me a selfie of you?

Okay. Okay. I will pick up the ice, and I'll meet you there.

Okay. So I have till 9:00 p.m. tonight to lock shit up,

Okay. So you're okay?

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Um…

Okay. Well, can you throw it out for me? [sing song] 'Cause you're closer.

Okay. What about a… What about an apology text?

Okay. Yeah, I'll work on a draft right now.

Okay. Yeah, sure. Let's… Let's do it.

Okay. Yeah. I'll try to conjure her.

Oliver, before I go, I want you to remember three things.

On Lea, Jake C, me.

Once I hit 250K subscribers.

One would think.

Only Catholics believe in that, and, well… [chuckles] You know Catholics.

Only Erika was at the cemetery.

Only high schoolers get to go to prom. That's exclusionary.

Only I get to decide that.

Oof. Sounds like that is why. You guys get into a fight?

Ooh. Delete. No.

Ooh. Erika, tiny little FYI.

Ooh. Let's do tarot.

Ooh. No way. Nope.

Or

Or a cooze. @sunsetandkittens47?

Or a highly visible apparition?

Or are you more a luxury jogger type guy?

Or become an apparition and spend eternity as Helen Who in a lava lamp.

Or become invisible to peep on Jake C.

Or both. I don't know. I'm gonna try it all just to be safe.

Or cancel it.

Or Capri Suns.

Or comfortable or safe,

Or five.

Or forget.

Or having a troll, who refuses to take down his comment,

Or I can pay you back now with lipstick and antiaging products.

Or I did, before you tried to decide for me.

Or I get 50K more followers, and then I monetize my brand,

Or if three people show up.

Or maybe as that bitch who tried to cancel prom.

Or maybe even just like a month.

Or me.

Or our pants off. [chuckles]

Or she wouldn't let Riley use her as a doormat"?

Or some dumb comment that I wrote than you care about your best friend!

Or was her best friend.

Or we could dance at prom?

Or we could get our cards read.

Or we could make snowmen.

Or we could take selfies with Edwin.

Or were you thinking of sending it with one of Brad's doves?

Or what?

Or what's left of her.

Or wolf. It symbolizes our wild instinct,

Or you can just do what he said and you can leave him alone.

Or, think of it this way,

Or, you know, hang around? [chuckles]

Or… a medium. I don't remember.

Out in the heat to decompose.

Over the damn birds, Brad.

Partially justified?

People who aren't… people.

Phones screw with the monitor, along with moms.

Please don't yell. Please don't yell. [groans]

Please give me a sign. Please tell me what to do.

Please? Thank you. [clears throat]

Poor thing's probably icing a bruised ego. [chuckles]

Probably gonna get shut down by the cops.

Prom is going to be the best night of my life! [chuckles]

Prom is in a week, and then

Prom is so lame.

Prom! Gia's UFB is prom, and you have to take her,

Psychic vampire, right? You sure?

Raven, I thought you said you tracked the body here via your six crows.

Really, this is a drama free situation… ship.

Really?

Really? First of all, I am my own woman, and I can't be stolen.

Really? My whole life is unfinished business.

Rebuild your friendship, like I'm rebuilding my credit score.

Regular blue just does not flatter me the same way.

Remember that big lie that I told to Erika?

Reverse image Google map that shiz.

Right. And, uh, Raven… [chuckles] …is a star witch,

Right. Okay. Yeah, sure. It's our party.

Riley and I came to an understanding, and she's not gonna shank me. I'm okay.

Riley Bhatia.

Riley, I could take you home.

Riley, I'm sorry that you're hurting. Okay?

Rip it, Stinky.

Rip it.

Ritual.

Rude! Does "L" stand for "Loser"?

Said the two of you had a falling out

Say my goodbyes and get my things in order.

Saying it.

See you there, and don't flake out.

See, that… that is just bullshit.

See, you're a drama addict who doesn't know he's an addict.

See? They're not afraid of you.

Seems like an emergency to me.

Seems like something best friends would know, but whatever.

Seriously, I've been waiting hours to talk to you.

Seriously. It's like…

Sex.

Shave twice, and use only 1/8th teaspoon of that molding paste.

She could've at least gone to prom with me.

She deserved it. I definitely had to put her in her place.

She knew your relationship was destined to be short lived.

She really banged it up.

She sets trends. She breaks vases.

She sounds awesome.

She was screaming at me. I had to defend myself.

She's a fake salty giraffe who eats all the good leaves from the top of the tree.

She's dead. Sad face.

She's either icing the body or building an igloo.

She's not a winner.

She's saying goodbye. She's getting her affairs in order.

She's too big.

Shit, I can't. It's not on my page.

Shit! I have to cancel it. Prom can't happen!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. It's almost midnight. We're so late.

Shit. It's Jake.

Shit. You actually paid for yours?

Shocked.

Showering, worrying about the way that I looked. I look fine.

Since we're saying yes to everything,

Sit on Jake C's face? I dunno how that's sanitary

So can we please talk? 'Cause I'm in a crisis.

So far not a great apology.

So first, we are going to rent a limo,

So having an embodied body is about unfinished business?

So he says. His house was built in 2011.

So he's drowning his sorrows in Riley's lips.

So her unfinished business was to bone.

So here it is.

So how can I be dead, walking and talking, and still getting yelled at by idiots?

So I can know who broke my best friend's heart.

So I figured you'd be here.

So I have been recently on what I would call a, um…

So I was just wondering your expert opinion on the rules.

So I… I made out with Gavin, and I really really like him.

So in freshman year, people started calling me Helen Who

So in third grade,

So just be open to anything.

So long, Erika.

So make out with your own babe.

So make sure that you share and follow.

So maybe I should just speak from the heart.

So nothing happened while you were upstairs at the party?

So now, all I can do is let it go.

So she asked me if I could ask you

So tell me. What's up?

So the other weird one. What about him?

So we canceled your cell phone service, and you're kicked off the Wi Fi.

So we figured it out together.

So what are you all exactly?

So what do I do?

So what do we need for the party?

So what do you want to do for the next two hours?

So what happens if there is no curve.

So you can see me, and that guy can see me,

So you wanna explain why your best friend

So you wanna hear something crazy?

So you'd say this was a selfless act?

So,

So,

So, hopefully, you don't mind waiting a little longer

So, if you don't like it, there's the door.

So, if you don't like it, there's the door.

So, if you don't wanna become a ghost too, frickin' move!

So, is this an apology, or is it a blow off?

So, what if a ghost doesn't wanna finish its unfinished business

So, what, you're going to prom as friends?

So, when we found out your daughter didn't have a license,

So, while you guys go on living your life not missing Gia,

So? Everyone talks shit.

So? It was one mean comment from a kid who is partially justified.

So…

So… [clears throat] …Riley finally gave you guys permission to sit with me.

So… do you wanna

So… Um, What's her favorite flower?

Some weirdos are at the door.

Someone was yelling about it downstairs.

Someone wrote, "New name, same bitch. She'll always be Helen Who."

Sometimes spirits can be seen and heard by the living

Sorry for trolling you, bestie.

Sorry I called him a weirdo.

Sorry I didn't make it to the kickback. I was having an existential crisis

Sorry I didn't make it to the kickback. Something weird happened. I won't…

Sorry she ruined your night.

Sorry, I'm late.

Sorry, sorry. Um, so, what is Gia's dream promposal?

Sorry, uh, story for another lifetime.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Am I speaking for you? Do you wanna say something?

Sorry. How do you work with the dead?

Sorry. I didn't realize you were drinking your own haterade.

Sorry. I don't have any more tickets.

Sorry. I thought you were muted.

Sorry. I… I don't know what that look means.

Sorry. There's no room.

Sorry. We're at capacity.

Standing up in the sunroof of a black, high end SUV, holding chrysanthemums,

Stanley, you are one dirty mink.

Stayed in a shitty relationship with Riley because you're too afraid of being alone.

Stop bullying me!

Such a bummer not to get swag.

Sucks BT.

Sure, but she's just not one to stay put for long.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. A couple.

Sure. But maybe just not on a date.

Sure. What would make a ghost embodied?

Tell her how you feel without

Tell me it's not too late to add a name to the ballot.

Tell me what's going on.

Ten.

Test? I didn't study for a test.

Text me when you've calmed down 'cause your aura is mega red.

Than you being a whiny little bitch.

Thank you for being cool with me chilling until my date.

Thank you so much for finally giving me the chance to wear midnight blue. Again.

Thank you, bitch.

Thank you!

Thank you. Yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That bitch!

That doesn't even sound like something I'd say.

That fart changed the course of my destiny.

That I got you an extra plate.

That I guess hit me. God, it felt so real.

That I really wanted to go to prom with you too?

That I'm addicted to drama.

That I'm never gonna experience for the first time, or

That is a great question.

That is a no brainer.

That made you so sad in the first place!

That moose weighs 1,000 pounds. You can't move it!

That nickname stuck to me like flies on shit.

That one might call a ghost.

That only we knew about.

That people would stare at stoplights.

That they've been looking forward to for four years. A rite of passage.

That was

That was a mistake in a drunken, vulnerable moment

That was after Jake W's party. So you haven't seen Gia here for a month?

That would be so embarrassing.

That would be so much worse. We'd have witnesses.

That you can't make up with your dead best friend?

That you guys scared me into.

That you were cool and I was cool.

That'll be $9.85.

That's a lot of ice.

That's bad karma. I gotta apologize to Devon.

That's because I'm dead. [chuckles]

That's cool, babe.

That's it.

That's just a road to hell.

That's like 7,000 calories.

That's me. That's me.

That's not it. I ruined Devon's life. I have to make it right.

That's right. I'm a crazy bitch.

That's the thing.

That's totally Erika.

That's what's so cool about you.

The Afterlifers.

The body can wait. Risking hate spread can't.

The church wasn't sex positive then like it is now.

The day after, and for years to come.

The disappointment.

The only face that's getting eaten tonight is Jake C's.

The only phone I get to use,

The only thing people are gonna remember is who won prom queen.

The Parkway High Prom King is… [gasps]

The Parkway High Prom Queen is…

The pizza guy?

The polar bear.

The power of best friends is that you can always patch things up.

The prom assembly. You called me a WLB, Erika.

The real Erika's in there.

The video? Totally scrambled.

The votes have already been counted. Alyssa's about to announce the winners.

The way that I lived!

The window is closed, locked, and bricked over.

Their spirits were stronger in death than they were in life.

Then a ghost can stall its UFB.

Then Erika seems cool, I sound like a crazy person, and she wins.

Then I guess you're a bitch by association 'cause you could never be a real bitch!

Then it's only a matter of time before somebody else does.

Then maybe we should just cancel it.

Then she gets roofied, gaslit, and forced to wear tights and patent leather shoes.

Then use the computer you made us buy.

Then warm ourselves up with the vodka luge.

Then we need to ice your body ASAP.

Then why are you mad at me?

Then why did I overhear you tell Raven we didn't hook up at my party?

Then why is she sitting with your ex?

Then why would she break up with me?

Then you ruin my prom.

Then, she is too small.

Then, what's the problem?

There are a few common denominators, like ghosts can lower the temperature.

There are demons lying in wait

There couldn't be a more perfect time to make peace with each other, so…

There he is. I'm gonna ask him to prom so I don't spend eternity in a lava lamp.

There is no prom, so there is no business to finish.

There isn't?

There's my BuzzFeed interview. Gotta go.

There's no use in denying it, Erika.

There's nothing to work with. How am I to know what to do

There's something.

There's still time to finish what we started.

These faux fur coats are so warm.

They actually look really cute together.

They did not cheap out at all here.

They don't have answers. They only have faith.

They know.

They know.

They must be on a mini vacay, all loved up in an Airbnb.

They probably don't even have their hands free.

They used to launder their money with the coats.

They're acting so normal. You'd think people who birthed me would know I'm dead.

They're all sold out.

They're dead? Oh my God, I hate dead things.

They're other things. [chuckles]

This can't get out. Hand me your phone.

This conversation was the most connected to you I've ever felt.

This doesn't make sense. How could I be dead and still peeing?

This has been nine months in the making.

This is a matcha latte with ashwagandha.

This is a super high quality ribbon.

This is about Gia, who you didn't even notice was gone, but how could you?

This is between Jake C and me. Why would it affect anyone else?

This is bullshit!

This is Erika Vu from third grade. I have a confession to make.

This is it, G.

This is my jam.

This is real?

This is serious!

This is what happens when you leave a dead carcass

This isn't a sidepiece sitch, is it? I'm a main piece… a corner piece.

This isn't cooking club. We're dark and disturbed, and all about the work.

This isn't fair. You have a lower center of gravity!

This isn't gonna work unless you respect the process.

This manifestation is a learning if we're open to the lesson.

This party is for everybody. All inclusive.

This party is gonna be so lit.

Through the broken glass of my past.

To be drama free?

To clarify. She needed her body to finish her business.

To do whatever you wanna do from here on out.

To give myself a chance to really let myself live.

To help Gia get to prom so she can ascend.

To make you think you were dead.

To protect you.

To remember it. To remember us.

To take over your body and eat your soul

To the cows?

Today happened so fast.

Together, we are prom dates.

Tonight at nine, come for a cool time.

Too many dietary restrictions.

Totally.

Totally. I see it. I think. So you guys know a lot about spirits?

Totally. Riley is the last thing I wanna talk about.

Totally. We'll do it at your house, and keep it low key.

True. That scene was filled with highly analytical paranormal data.

True. You can't even walk through walls.

TTDBIKJAD.

Turns out I… [clears throat] …kinda sorta called you a…

Turns out neither of us are really too cool.

Two mochaccinos, and can someone turn down the air?

Two, ask Dad to get your ears pinned.

Uh uh. Stay.

Uh, actually, he texted me.

Uh, but not exactly.

Uh, can you watch my computer while I go to the bathroom?

Uh, could a ghost still be seen in their normal body in this phase?

Uh, destination TBD.

Uh, do you guys ever think about what happens after?

Uh, do you remember Gavin?

Uh, is that you?

Uh, maybe I don't wanna die.

Uh, no. They want me to follow up on the ghostly presence I felt at your party.

Uh, right now.

Uh, she put us on time out.

Uh, someone else.

Uh, that… that's okay.

Uh, we get to the bottom of whatever the hell is going on.

Uh, we're just keeping it low key right now.

Uh, yeah, we can definitely help with that.

Uh, you've never let me see you get ready before.

Uh…

Uh… [chuckles]

Uh… No, no, no. Let's not go.

Uh… Oh. Okay. Um…

Uhh, you know, something's definitely happening. [chuckles]

Um, and I didn't even know you back then when I said that you

Um, and since you were late to school, I took over the slideshow. Is that cool?

Um, are there any, uh, tricks or loopholes?

Um, but first, I need some info about your friend.

Um, can I get your thoughts on something timely?

Um, excuse me? What are we?

Um, he, uh…

Um, or… or we could go to…

Um, uh, just to clarify that. That means we're going to prom, right?

Um… So I'm not actually gonna be out of town for prom.

Unless nobody comes. People will show up for this party, right?

Unless she blew me off.

Unless that wasn't just a kiss and they're already back together.

Unless the body decomposes before its business is finished.

Unless you have an Oculus Quest.

Unless you're her unfinished business.

Unless…

Unlike you, I have principles.

Until it's resolved, drinks are free.

Until their dead bodies are put to rest.

Up until a month ago, I never had any expectations for prom.

Up until a month ago, I was known to the world as Stinky.

Up until that point, she was just a flicker of lights.

Use your powers. Turn on some music.

UYDDYGLL.

Viking funeral pun intended! [chuckles]

Wait, is that teen slang for cocaine? I thought it was "snow."

Wait, the slideshow.

Wait, uh…

Wait, what am I doing? What's the plan?

Wait, what? Somebody knows about me?

Wait.

Wait. No, no, no, no.

Wait. Okay.

Wait. We have to figure out what's going on with me.

Wait. What did you just say?

Wait. When did Gia text you that we were in a fight?

Wanna hang out?

Wanna take Erika instead of you. Maybe.

Was it the best plan? No.

Way too short. I couldn't agree more. Do you really wanna be friends?

We almost kissed. We just never got there.

We already had our master cry in the school bathroom, so…

We are getting glammed up and SPANXed up for our big night!

We can all be friends.

We can all wear the same color. Because who says that you own it?

We can't sit with Riley. We gotta support our boy.

We could go to prom ironically.

We don't date each other's exes.

We don't do offensive magic.

We don't have time. The body

We forgive you.

We gotta figure it out before Riley worms her way back in.

We had to impound the car for 30 days.

We have a problem. The promposal starts at eight thirty, not nine.

We have no money. Shit. I still have two bodies,

We have to advertise.

We just skip it,

We know, A, your dad needs to upgrade his technology,

We left a DD sign up sheet over by the door,

We literally stopped the presses so you could approve your new yearbook page.

We missed you at our last meeting. Don't feel bad about eating Jesus's face.

We need everyone to be talking about it tomorrow,

We should be facing…

We should've saved some ice for the body. It's gonna by a million degrees.

We stand tall.

We stand. [sniffs]

We stopped eating them, and they got cold.

We tried to sit with her first, but she said no.

We wanna go to prom, and I know how to make that happen.

We'll have cocktails.

We're done, Erika.

We're gonna have pizza, beer, hot tubbing.

We're good at it. Think about the events we're gonna be great at,

We're good. Okay? So…

We're running out of time.

We're so on the same page, we don't even need to officiate it.

We're splitting the cost between eight. Don't worry, it's a classy setup.

We're talking.

We're the only people who can see her.

We're young. Our lives are just beginning.

Wear the black shoes you wore to your aunt's wedding,

Weird. Can you take our pic?

Well then, what's this?

Well, Brad's an aspiring ceremonial magician,

Well, can you look at me for a second?

Well, get better soon, because I'm having a hangover hang.

Well, good! Keep following that instinct.

Well, he was two weeks ago, but now who knows?

Well, I am not as perceptive as you are.

Well, I am not okay. I am crushed.

Well, I hope it is everything that you dreamed of.

Well, I invited Erika over, and she hasn't shown up yet.

Well, I know that one's gonna happen for you.

Well, I… I am gonna take your body

Well, I'm off to dinner. You coming?

Well, I'm saying it now.

Well, I'm sorry that I forced you out of your woe is me sad loser comfort zone

Well, if it's weird, then maybe I should just dump her.

Well, isn't that the point? Being liked by everybody?

Well, it kind of applies to you too.

Well, it's my room. And we're throwing the best party of the year,

Well, it's not about me per se.

Well, Jake M wants to know what you're gonna do.

Well, like, I mean, maybe a little.

Well, no. It is a lot of doves.

Well, no. It's actually now your thing.

Well, not all dead things are gross.

Well, not that.

Well, now that I have summer, we can go swimming,

Well, that fart was mine.

Well, that fart was mine.

Well, that fart was mine. Mason? Hi, this is Erika Vu.

Well, that's what happens when you get wasted.

Well, uh,

Well, uh, I'll see you.

Well, who cares about baseball? Just do something else.

Well, you didn't. I used to be dead.

Well, you know what? You better be making money fast.

Well, you're not the only one who needs to eat their feelings.

Well, you're right.

Well, you're ruining prom for everyone else, including me.

Well… first, she flirts with you, and then she ghosts you.

Weren't you?

What a dick.

What a shame. I kind of wish we were going.

What about a standby ticket?

What am I gonna do? [breathing heavily] What am I gonna do?

What am I?

What are the facts? What are the hard cold facts

What did I say? I… I just poured my heart out to you.

What do I do?

What do I need my body to finish?

What do you mean?

What do you wanna talk about? Talk while I work.

What do you want? Do you like Nikes or Adidas or Allbirds?

What does that mean?

What does that mean? Is she gonna kill me?

What exactly is the one specific thing keeping me here?

What exactly is the seat?

What happened under the moose?

What if I told you

What if there's not an after promposal?

What if you die, but your body is still living and breathing and eating pizza?

What kind of Edward Snowden shit did you pull?

What kind of legacy is this? It's like it didn't even exist.

What other things would we be hanging out with?

What should we do instead? Do you wanna do dinner? See a movie?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell? Why are you buying all this crap?

What video?

What was that thing you wanted to tell me about?

What was the thing we were talking about before you died?

What we do,

What would you do if you created a monster?

What?

What?

What?

What? No. There's no kissing here.

What? So, hold on. If no one's seen the video, why's everyone mad at me?

What? You gonna put a stamp on it, wait for it to arrive in two to four days?

What…

What… do… you… want?

What's going on with you and Riley?

What's that?

What's the point? It's not gonna explain

What's wrong? Am I bumming you out?

What's your problem?

What's your problem? Why are you so clean? Didn't you have a morning game?

Whatever rite of passage floats your boat.

When I go away to college.

When someone finally called me Devon,

When we start over, and we're not nearly as popular anymore. [chuckles]

When you break it down like that, it does sound lame.

When you said it's personal, did you mean, like, really personal?

When you woke up the next day looking like death.

When you'd call in sick to take me to Disneyland.

When you're dead, and your body is rotting in a ditch,

Where have I been? Where have you been?

Where we both cheated when the other went to the bathroom.

Where?

Where's the rest of the footage? At least put that back in.

Which has to mean…

Which I feel like we can all relate to,

Which I gave into last night.

Which I'm grateful for, by the way. You keep me grounded.

Which is basically a glorified astrologist and something you can learn out of a book.

Which is gorgeous.

Which is not beating. So what am I gonna do?

Which is the bravest thing that you have ever done.

Which is the problem. It's scary.

Which is wasting my time on you. [sniffles]

Which is why I didn't come clean.

Which is why it's over.

Which is why, when he shows up on the day, wearing a white tux,

Which is, like, mildly understandable 'cause he's a total babe. [chuckles]

Which makes you very, very lucky,

Which may be considered unimportant and lame to others.

Which means I can make it up.

Which means I was meant to help her, not the other way around.

Which means we're both a part of it. Whatever it is.

Which no one seems to know, even though it's at my house,

Which were racist, sexist, and exclusionary.

Which'll happen in a week, 'cause I'm very alive and blowing up,

While we're in a bad place.

Who are they seeing, and what are they learning?

Who cares?

Who died before she lost her virginity.

Who even is "Ghia' anyway?

Who just stays in a shitty relationship because he's too afraid to be alone.

Who sent it?

Who showed up at the cemetery with you, but you were alone that night.

Who started this, like, rando trend of wearing earbuds all the time?

Who wants to take it?

Who we do… I mean, who we are.

Who's Gia?

Whoa, no. No, we don't have time.

Why are you being so hostile?

Why are you high at all?

Why are you smiling like that?

Why are you texting Erika when you and Riley are already back together?

Why can't we?

Why did I change my password to something I'd never remember?

Why did you tell him we're having a party?

Why do you even need to respond? I thought you guys kissed and made up.

Why don't you just text her?

Why I'm walking, talking, and peeing in bushes.

Why is dead you wearing my shoes?

Why not?

Why would I want an apology?

Why would you wanna help me?

Why?

Will you give me another chance?

Wish I had that relationship with my daughter.

With great power comes great haters.

With our shirts off.

With someone still tethered to the Earth's plane.

With the ice bags and the ghost chill, my brain is totally frozen.

Without… a night to remember?

Wooh. So cold. [chuckles]

Worms, body, ice. Let's get the ice.

Would a flash mob be considered cheesy?

Wow, making moves! You getting together?

Wow! Party on a Sunday. That sounds fun and all, but I

Wow.

Wow. Way to steal the show.

YBFOASSADFHIATT.

Yeah, AKA kidnapping.

Yeah, at our party.

Yeah, because I've been Postmates ing ice to the road by the woods every day!

Yeah, forgot about that. But, yes, I was the culprit.

Yeah, funeral service, cremation.

Yeah, I dunno. It might be too late.

Yeah, I'd give my right nut to be Helen Who.

Yeah, I'm feeling it.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, it's so sad that we have to suffer the consequences of her actions.

Yeah, just barely.

Yeah, lame. I said it. Especially Riley.

Yeah, later.

Yeah, like how long do ghosts live?

Yeah, man. No, I get it. It's just dumb.

Yeah, right? He thinks he's hot shit

Yeah, text your BFF.

Yeah, that was me. Sometimes I could control it, sometimes I couldn't.

Yeah, this dead mink on my back. Yeah.

Yeah, uh, also happy to slide into your sloppy seconds.

Yeah, what a bummer it's too late.

Yeah, you're the main piece and the corner piece.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. "Cool" is like she throws parties.

Yeah. And not cool ice, like diamonds ice.

Yeah. I convinced them to turn it back on, assface.

Yeah. I got it to help channel you,

Yeah. I mean, the kid sees dead people? Only he sees Bruce Willis?

Yeah. I mean, we're great at events. And non events, you know?

Yeah. I think I cleared you out.

Yeah. I would.

Yeah. I'm human adjacent with rando temp control and Wi Fi wavering.

Yeah. No. She seemed chill at first,

Yeah. Says the mayor of Twat City.

Yeah. Two seconds in two seconds.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah… Yeah, totally. Mm.

Yep, huge party tonight.

Yep, yes. You are my prom date. I am your prom date.

Yep. These kids know all about the occult. I bet they have answers.

Yes, I meant personal.

Yes, please.

Yes, you did.

Yes!

Yes! He will see that you don't just follow trends.

Yes! I'm gonna ask Jake C.

Yes! Let's cancel prom.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And we're gonna be remembered.

Yes. And why do I still have to pee?

Yes. I can't believe I'm dead.

Yes. Oh my God, give me everything.

Yes. So what about instead of screwing after prom,

You and this body are my number one priority.

You approach me at school, then run away. You're very confusing to me.

You are dead to me!

You are gonna be a smelly virgin stinking up a lava lamp for eternity.

You are hungover. You've never been hungover before.

You are not my friend.

You are not my friend.

You are serving.

You are so pathetic. You're just

You are still in your 48 hour window of fake break.

You are such a bitch!

You are the reason that I… we have gotten this far.

You are under a moose.

You can communicate with spirits when you're drunk,

You can get the car fixed in 30 days, but, uh, it's not gonna be cheap.

You can have my extra ticket.

You can kiss me now.

You can never have that back, and I'm really gonna miss that.

You can see it, right?

You can't go alone. Worse than not going is going alone.

You care more about… about this video

You could use some adaptogens. Want the rest of my matcha?

You couldn't manifest a hand job with yourself.

You deserve someone who'll show up for you.

You DGAF about prom.

You didn't come clean because you thought that I couldn't live my life without you!

You didn't even notice her when she was here.

You don't know if Jake C and Riley got back together.

You don't need it.

You don't need your haters to like you.

You gotta get your friends to back off. Gia's getting weaker.

You gotta keep those in all the time.

You guys have got to stop. I'm cool.

You guys know her. She's one of the girls always asking about unfinished business.

You hate matcha lattes. And why are you talking like that?

You have 15 minutes to get it back up or

You have barely talked to me

You have been blowing me off and ignoring me all day.

You have done nothing for me!

You have this power over me. It's hot.

You have to kiss him. This is your unfinished business. Look at me.

You having a party?

You just found out you're dead, and that's, like… a hard thing to process.

You just have to find her.

You know how you said that I stay in shitty relationships

You know that I don't know the first thing about being the center of attention

You know that I love you.

You know that I was up all night? I was thinking about what you said.

You know what? I… I will handle the ice. You go to family dinner.

You know what? Let's pretend I didn't say anything, and we can rewind.

You know what? Uh, that would be great, actually.

You know when you like something so much it's intoxicating,

You know, and… and we're hanging out with new people.

You know, at first, I thought that I liked that you were DGAF,

You know, besides my mom, you really are my only family.

You know, I get that I'm the medium and the emotional glue of the group,

You know, I guess you're a… a GAF too.

You know, I'll never be able to forgive.

You know, in a prom dress. Just to publish with the article.

You know, in some weird way,

You know, maybe I should go on Wellbutrin.

You know, people were finally starting to call me Devon,

You know, through a cloud, or an animal, or…

You know, time that you wouldn't be able to spend with me.

You know, uh…

You know, we are a great event couple, aren't we?

You know, what everyone says.

You know? Gia. From the cemetery.

You know? Like reverse psychology, but with girls.

You know. [chuckles]

You lying in wait in my bushes is weird.

You made me think I was dead on purpose?

You mean like an embodied ghost?

You need them to fear you.

You need to be careful. Power's only good if you don't abuse it.

You need to give her the telepathic stare down.

You need to put yourself in his position. You were a no show,

You need to rein in your paranormal activity.

You need to take it down now. Go ahead, I wanna watch it happen.

You okay?

You outbitched the bitch.

You said it was okay.

You said, "BRB DM." And though you didn't BRB, I didn't move.

You still make it work.

You sure you wanna be hugging a whiny little bitch right now?

You threw mad shade on all of your friends.

You took something away from people

You wanna watch me pee?

You want me to go to prom.

You were my troll?

You were so right about prom. Seriously. It is such a cliché.

You were supposed to show up at nine, and it is midnight.

You will regret it. You are a natural at it.

You will ruin prom for everyone.

You, I don't know.

You, uh…

You.

You… are twin flames.

You… You can't. You can't just cancel prom.

You'll need the bones of a mourning dove and a packet of hemlock.

You'll thank me later.

You're a dick, and I'm honored to call you family.

You're a lucky man. She is super cool.

You're a part of the event. You should enjoy it.

You're a saint for walking with me.

You're actually not cool?

You're always the one that tells me what to do.

You're an amazing dad and a great friend. I'm gonna miss our chess games

You're at the end of the question.

You're giving me Helen Who vibes. Chasing people to like you?

You're gonna dye your hair like mine, steal my social security number,

You're gonna pull him aside somewhere private after Jake M promposes.

You're in serious trouble.

You're looking crazy. Put your earbuds in.

You're making the most out of the little bit of life you have left.

You're not a somebody until you have an enemy.

You're not done yet. I'm not your only unfinished business.

You're not gonna find the answers you're looking for here.

You're not.

You're posting from the afterlife?

You're ready for… for sex? [clears throat]

You're right. And this is how I'm gonna get Jake C to go to prom.

You're right. I'm gonna make her feel bad and weird. And I'll ask her to leave.

You're right. What if it doesn't work?

You're trending… in person.

You're welcome.

You've been obsessed with me for four years,

Your best friend got brained, you'd never take another risk.

Your dad's mad you haven't returned his call.

Your ghost, it's someone close to you, right?

Your thing.

Your union is a soul connection

15K is not that bad. It could have been 20K,

,Now go away, Karen. [Lea gasps]

'Cause She's going through a breakup. Yeah, with the guy you're dating!

'Cause what kind of wild party goddess… Mm hm. Whoo!

'Cause you don't have the guts! [screams]

["Guerilla" playing on speakers] [students cheer]

[alert chimes] I sent it.

[all groaning] [girl 1] It's so fricking hot!

[blows] [students chatter]

[both giggle] [electricity buzzes, goes silent]

[both typing] So…

[boy 1] Come on, bro! [girl] Yeah, tell her!

[boy 1] Come on, Jake! Um…

[boy 1] It's Erika Vu. [boy 2] I can't believe she showed up.

[boy 3] Yeah! [Alyssa shushing]

[boy 4] Yeah, Riley! [boy 5] Knew that was coming.

[boy 5] Come on. [students booing]

[boy 5] Thank you. [Brad] Fine.

[boy 6] Stinky! [students laughing]

[Brad] I hex you! Bind!

[buzzing resumes] Well, that's even less sexy.

[buzzing stops] [vibrating stops]

[car approaching] ["Guerilla" playing on car stereo]

[cell phone alert chimes] WTFKA Twigs is going on with you?

[cell phone alert whistles] [bell rings]

[cell phone alert whistles] [marker squeaks]

[cell phone chimes] [Erika] Oh.

[cell phone chimes] [gasps, chuckles]

[cell phone chimes] [gasps] Gavin pinged Gia's body.

[cell phone chimes] BBL. I have a date with monkey bread.

[cell phone chimes] It's not just pee.

[cell phone chimes] You gonna answer those?

[cell phone vibrates] [gasps]

[cell phone vibrating] You should get that.

[cheering continues] [laughs]

[cheering] [Alyssa shushing]

[chuckles] But Raven and I are not a thing.

[chuckles] Nah. She ghosted me.

[chuckles] Yeah, it's like that.

[chuckles] Yeah, yeah.

[chuckles] If that's what you want. [chuckles awkwardly]

[clears throat] [baby coos]

[coughs] [groans, coughs]

[crowd] Erika! [boy] What?

[crowd] Erika! [boy] What?

[customer 1] Oh my gosh. [Terrine] All right, next.

[dance music playing on stereo] Ahh.

[dance music playing] [boy 8] It's party time!

[dance music playing] [students chattering]

[dance music playing] [students cheering]

[device beeping rapidly] Oh.

[doorbell rings] I gotta go. Bye.

[drums] [Jake M] Okay.

[electricity buzzes] Oh shit. Oh my God. Shit.

[electricity buzzing] [exhales]

[Erika retches, screams] #Ad, #Influencer.

[Erika] Bye, guys. Bye.

[Erika] Cancel prom! [boy 2] Cancel prom!

[Erika] Get off me, bitch! [Gia] I'm not a bitch!

[Erika] Hey, Dad. I just wanted to… [gasps]

[Erika] Oh, no, you don't! [tires skid]

[Erika] So weird. So weird.

[Erika] Yes. Thank you, Mrs. Huang. [girl] Right.

[exhales deeply] Man, that was crazy.

[gasps] [exclaims]

[Gavin groans] It's okay.

[Gia grunting] [Erika yelps]

[Gia grunts] [screams]

[Gia] Do you need another sweater? [Erika] No, I'm good.

[Gia] Erika, do something! [cell phone vibrating]

[Gia] I really wanna reconcile. So do I.

[Gia] I'm so glad. [chuckles] I've been worried about you.

[Gia] So what else can you do? Not sure.

[Gia] That's not gonna get you that kiss. No, it would just be weird.

[Gia] That's when you kiss him! Oh my God.

[girl ] I'm open. I'm open.

[girl] …so drunk. [boy] I'm not drunk.

[girl] Hey, Jake. [Jakes] Yeah.

[horn blaring] [screams]

[horn honks] [man] Watch where you're going!

[horn honks] [man] Watch where you're going!

[Jake C] Mm. [chuckles]

[laptop chimes] At least 23 schools have canceled prom.

[Lea] Oh, this is perfect. I'm freezing. [Sophia] Me too.

[Lea] So much. Yeah, me too. Mm.

[message sent alert chimes] Sorry. My mom.

[moose roars] [inaudible]

[Mrs. Vu] And I'm the line crosser? [Mr. Vu] Come on.

[phone beeps off] Gia. I need Gia. Give me your computer.

[phone chimes] I got dumped in the outfield.

[pop ballad playing on speakers] [students chattering]

[pop ballad playing on speakers] [students chattering]

[Riley] Gia [students cheer]

[Riley] Love the new TikTok. [Erika] Thanks, bitch.

[Riley] Mm. [Lea giggles]

[Riley] Or maybe she's dead. [Jake C scoffs]

[Riley] So gross. Ugh.

[Riley] Stop. Yes.

[Riley] Yes, girl! [Erika laughs]

[scoffs] [chimes off]

[screams] [screams]

[shouting] His name is Devon! [chanting continues]

[shouts] Move it or lose it, freaks! We need to talk.

[shutter clicking] [Gia] Erika!

[shutter clicking] [inhales]

[shutter clicking] I've gotta fix my karma!

[shutter clicking] So cute.

[soft pop music continues on speakers] What? Is it me? Do I look freaky?

[soft pop music playing on speakers] What?

[Sophia] Mm. I finally decided on a color.

[speakers buzz] [song stops]

[squeals] [chuckles]

[squeals] [sighs]

[stifles laughter] Yeah.

[student applauds] [baby coos]

[students cheering] [rock music playing]

[text alert chiming repeatedly] Shit.

[text sent alert chimes] [text received alert chimes]

[text sent alert chimes] [text received alert chimes]

[text sent alert chimes] [text received alert chimes]

[tires slide on gravel] [music stops]

[typing] Why does it smell so bad in here?

[video chat chimes off] [squeals, chuckles]

[vomits] Oh!

[whispers] A spiritual journey. Exactly.

[whispers] Is it Jake? [whispers] Gia!

#GoingDown! [grunts]

♪ Look like my exes ♪ ♪ Hey ♪

A theme. Disco? Luau?

A vagina. [students exclaim]

After the party. Which party?

Ah! We're going to prom! We are!

All right, let's live! Hold up. It's not even eight.

And I can pee. And you can pee.

And it's gonna be sooner than you think. Yeah, not soon enough. 149 days.

And music to jam to. Don't touch my phone.

And no cologne! Yeah.

And see, you… you are the queen of it. I wouldn't say I'm the queen.

And we all just do this? [paper rips]

Any more loopholes? [Sail] Marilyn Monroe.

Are you high? A little bit.

Are you okay? Gimme one sec.

Are you still talking about The Bachelor? Yep.

Are you sure? I said go!

Aren't you going to lunch with Jake C? Yeah. [chuckles]

as I give a few thank yous. [cell phone chimes]

Because she's our friend. This isn't personal.

Bitch. [boy] No, enough.

Blow out candles. Be sensed by animals.

Brad says I do that to people. No, no, no. It's not you.

But I took it all back. Aw. That's what they all say.

But she's the worst, right? She's got her problems.

But… But what about Me?

Bye. But… [crying]

Bye. Bye.

Can I go into a hot tub? I don't know. Research was inconclusive.

Can we chat? Um, okay.

Can we talk? [screams] Oh my God!

Caught you! Wanna go make out? Yeah, yeah.

Clearly. Sorry to interrupt.

Come on. Now you're drama. Riley is besties with Lea.

Come to yell at me again? No. I… I come in peace.

Could it be me? Maybe, but… I'm gonna need proof.

Decorations to gram to. [shutter clicks]

Devon, open up! No!

Did I do that? [continues buzzing]

Did I miss something? I haven't talked to him since the party.

Did you ask him yet? I'm working up to it.

Did you come in for a reason? We're taking Oliver to his game.

Did you get that? Yeah, I got it.

Didn't you just say how cool she is? Yeah, I said "cool."

Do I have to be invited in? You're not a vampire. Pull, don't push.

Do we have more pictures of Devon? Why? You absolved yourself.

Do you have dry ice? Uh… you know, I don't.

Do you see yourself right now? Oh God.

Done. Whoo!

Drumroll, please! [drumroll]

Dude, were you hooking up? No.

Dude. It's not me. I have earbuds in.

Dude. You're about to be on a two on one. [gasps]

Dungeons and Drag Queens? Jellicle cats, things you can milk?

Dying is a lot. Gia, I must be a ghost.

Dying is really traumatic. Yeah. It is.

Early T Swift? Late T Swift?

Epic. Yeah. [squeals]

Erika Vu. That's… She does. Right here. Mm hm.

Erika, are you okay? [Erika] Holy shit show.

Erika. Hi. [baby cooing]

First, I have a question. Yeah?

For bringing Riley on our date? No.

For calling me a whiny little bitch? Uh, close.

For canceling prom? No.

For what? To be two feet in with Sporty?

From the party or the death? Probably both.

From what? From getting hurt, I guess.

Get out. Oh. Sorry.

Ghosts are here. I know it. Uh, duh. It's a frickin' cemetery.

Ghosts are what we do. We're paranormal experts.

Gia? [boy] Don't tell them anything.

Go away! Except that.

God, she's gonna be so pissed. So? That's a good thing.

Going back to sleep. Okay. Go back to sleep.

Good point. We show up at nine. Which means 10:30.

Guess she's cool. [sighs]

Have you talked to Riley recently? What's she doing now?

He really likes your Ambassadors. [chuckles]

He screwed us. So he could screw Gia.

Hell. Besides hell.

Her name is Shelley, and watch me! Over my dead

Hey, knock it off! Let her speak! [booing stops]

Hey, put on a better song. Okay.

Hey, uh, can you help me? Texter's block. No time.

Hey! [gasps]

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

How did you get home? Dunno.

How do you know that? I just do.

How do you know? We just do.

How long? For as long as you shall pee.

How much do you have? I didn't bring my purse.

How you gonna make it up to me? Uh… I don't know.

How you gonna stop them? By any means possible.

I am? Not in a good way.

I bind you, Brad. Okay. Whoa!

I bind. Get it out.

I can't Unlock it! Unlock it!

I care. And I called it first. Yeah, but you're not in charge of us.

I didn't ask you to. What you gonna do when somebody finds it?

I didn't know what to do. And the flickering lights?

I didn't know you were gonna be here. It's my house.

I don't care. Crazy bitch.

I don't have a phone. The house's phone!

I don't need your help. Yes, you do.

I forgot to text him back. Dude.

I had fun last night. Me too.

I have to go to prom with Jake C! But that's two weeks away.

I have to text Gia. [Oliver] No, I'll do it.

I just can't. Go!

I knew he was a ghost the whole time. What?

I love you. [groans]

I love your dress, by the way. [chuckles] Thanks.

I missed you. I missed you.

I must be living. Yeah, you are. Until you're a lava lamp.

I need a nap. Great! Big spoon or little spoon?

I really need to talk to Gia. You do.

I really wanna stand by my girl. [Sophia] Mm hm.

I said that? Yeah.

I think I just did that. I think you did.

I think it was his cousin. Do you really want another hex?

I think it's called purgatory. Purgatory! What about purgatory?

I think. We've let him down. Let us pray.

I was just… Oh, get over it, pussy.

I will text him. Fine. I'll get the ice, you text.

I'll take lead. Uhh, hold your Magic 8 Balls.

I'll text you after class. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm dead! Your point?

I'm gonna hex that son of a bitch. No, you're not. He…

I'm hanging up now. [phone chimes off]

I'm not talking about Jesus. No, you're eating him!

I'm not the only one that sees it. right? Guys, I like Erika.

I'm on the call, Sophia. I know.

I'm sorry I've been so horrible. There's my girl.

I've always dreamed about going to prom. Yeah, me too.

If I had one. Is that my fault too?

If she's at your party, then she is Okay, our party.

In a minute. I'll meet you there. Okay.

Is it? Yeah.

Isn't it odd that I can pee? I dunno.

It looks like you're, uh… you're, uh… [chuckles]

It's a new day, Erika Vu. YOLOOT. [cell phone alert dings]

It's confounding. And overwhelming.

It's fine. I found a loophole. What loophole?

It's gonna be great. Yeah.

It's not my problem. Isn't it, though?

It's not what it looks like. [Devon] Yes, it is!

It's so nice hanging out with you. Yeah, it's… it's nice to be alone.

It's time to YOLO and go. YOLO? Bro, no.

It's you. Me?

It's your emergency credit card bill. [Mrs. Vu] For $15,000.

Joan of Arc, Virgin Mary. They weren't really virgins.

Just get rid of them. Who is this?

Know what I need to know? Why you're dead and still in human form?

Know what'd be so funny? Wait. Uh.

Like a funeral service? Or cremation?

Like shaved ice but a person Mm.

Maybe we can just hang tonight? It's a date.

Me too. [Jake C] Thanks, guys.

Me. …throws bangers on a Monday?

Meet you in the quad, bitch. Don't keep me waiting, bitch.

Mm mm mm. That's it. That's it right there.

Mm mm. But, uh…

Mm mm. Get it out.

No problem. Can I swing by after school? Uh, how about now?

No rush. Take your time. Just chew on it. [cell phone chimes]

No, no, no, no. All camo. [scoffs]

No, she doesn't. Shh. She'll frickin' kill you.

No, you didn't. Didn't I?

No. You set them.

No. It forces people to interact more. Good thinking.

No. Wrong. I'm so cool. [Lea] Right.

Not because of you. I don't feel like it. Okay.

Not right now. Okay.

Nothing. Nothing? Nothing?

Nothing. What do you mean, "nothing"?

Nothing's personal on the Internet. [Riley] What do you mean?

Now you're texting each other? [both chuckle]

Now, who the hell is Shelly? The moose.

Obviously you, you broomstick narcissist. Enough. Stop.

Oh my God, I hear Gia. The crystals are working.

Oh my God, that's great. Yeah.

Oh my God. No fricking way. Yeah, right. What a dick.

Oh, cool. No, it's dumb, but Lea will love it.

Oh, like with the cards? Yeah, but the spooky ooky shit too.

Oh, sorry. I'll leave. No, it's fine.

Oh, this is so comfy. [giggles]

Oh, uh… [electricity buzzes]

Oh, you're so beautiful. Look at you!

Oh! Beer pong girl. Yeah. I love that girl. She's supes hot.

Oh. Uh, yeah, sure. Later. What's going on?

Oh. Well, Sharpies are in the basket In the kitchen.

Okay, all right. God. Make it fast. [baby crying]

Okay, I'll just report it. For what?

Okay, I'm not I got this.

Okay, maybe we should just buy ice. Let's go to the store.

Okay, that didn't seem normal. Not at all.

Okay, then don't. I won't.

Okay. Message received.

Okay. Wait. Uh, please don't be mad at me.

Okay. Yep. That's the right idea.

Okay. Time to stop moping around. Get out of bed, or you're grounded.

Okay. We're gonna need snow. Cocaine?

Once the fire hits, they'll quit. What if you taste good?

Ooh. Can we approve ours too? No, just me.

Ooh. That is a toss up. Well, I was born with this face…

Out of love. I really felt the love for me today.

Promposals are so dumb. That's not what you said last week.

Psst. Erika. I'll be right back.

Public school low rent jank. [cell phone chimes]

Really? Really. Good night, Erika.

Register down. The system crashed. [Terrine] What?

Right. Prom assembly's about to start. Is that today?

Riley will love it. Riley and I are broken up.

Seriously? [Riley] Seriously.

She won't leave me alone. I'll explain at the slideshow.

Shit. [Oliver] Wow.

Should I text him back the ush? Whatever.

Sixty for the non sex. Why's the sex room cheaper?

Smackdown was pretty harsh. [chuckles] Yeah, but she'll bounce back.

So go with a friend. How many people are on this call?

So no one's seen the video? Ugh, your innocent act is so cringe.

So, how do I meet up with your crew Sure you want to?

So, what am I supposed to do now? Apologize.

So? So.

So. Your body won't let you eat that much.

Social terrorism. Seriously?

Sorry, dude. And Archer's weak.

Sorry. That was Stanley's idea. Yeah.

Stanley thinks so too. Stanley?

Stop typing. It's boring.

Streating? [Erika] Stress eating.

Thanks for trying to kill me. I wasn't trying to…

That wasn't a common denominator. It was incredibly informative.

That's just bullshit. It's not.

That's not where they are. [tsks, sighs] Well, I don't really care.

That's the one. [chuckles]

That's when I showed up here. Alone.

That's why I invited you here. Oh, you invited me. Um…

The friend is using a weird fake voice. You think that's Brad's real voice?

The handle's not gender specific. What are you talking about?

Then who is it? Could be anyone.

Then why are you acting so weird? What am I doing that's weird?

There's still time to To finish what we started!

They can spread? [phone chimes]

They don't exist. Dyl…

They don't know anything. We don't know anything.

Third grade? In third grade. You wouldn't imagine.

This could ruin us. We'd be infamous.

This does not mean they're back together. It doesn't?

This isn't the Afterlifers? No. Newlifers. AKA Prayer Warriors.

Totally selfless. Great, um…

Totally. Uh, but… But what?

Two mochaccinos. One without whip.

Ugh. My stepmom is such a kiss ass. [Erika] Photo op!

Uh, ghost babies? Oh!

Uh, I'll find one. Have a little self respect, Erika.

Uh, then why are you with Erika? Well, Erika's chill.

Uh… No.

Unless you wanna do shifts. No.

Vibrator. Vibrators have batteries.

Wait. Really? Yeah.

Wait. You don't watch The Bachelor? No.

Was that you or Jake C? Hmm?

We have to find her. I'll send Brad on a wild dove chase.

We're going to hell! [girl screams]

We're having a shared hallucination. Ooh! Yeah, that's fun.

We're in the wrong woods! [Brad] Oh, shit!

We're running out of time. Then she's probably near her body.

Well, we could still be friends. Or we could be frenemies.

Were they put to rest? [Sail] Uh uh.

What did he text you? It's Jake W.

What did you expect? You supported me.

What do you want? Uh, info on the undead.

What does that mean? It means make the hate work for you.

What have you moved on to? There are so many options.

What is that? The house phone.

What should I text him? Dog in sunglasses.

What the hell is happening? You are happening.

What the hell was that? Can we discuss later?

What? [both chuckle]

What? Huh. Sorry. Uh…

What? Okay, it's probably not sex.

What? That's when the nutjobs go head to head.

What? Uh, promposal ideas.

What? No, you can't do that! Totally can though.

What's going on? You're trending.

What's up with that? It's pagan bullcrap!

What's up? Nothing much.

Where's my latte? I don't give lattes to bitches.

Where's she at? Whoa. Okay. [chuckles]

Which I don't even want to talk about. Not to mention the themes of colonialism.

Which way did he go? Who?

Who did this to you, man? Why? So you can hit on her?

Whoa, whoa! Don't touch the chair. [shutter clicks]

Whoa! Who're you going to prom with? I'm trying to have a conversation.

Why do you always one up me? You didn't give all the info.

Why? Why bother? Because it's gross.

Wi Fi's out. And my cell service. Fix it. Hm. Let me take a look.

Wifey. Mm mm.

Yay! Great. Friends! Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to Erika's party. Cool.

Yeah, look, we're cool. Good.

Yeah, so? I don't know. It's a little bit weird.

Yeah, you missed taco day. Oh my God.

Yeah! Y'all love me now, right? Please… [shushes]

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. [line beeping]

Yeah. Well.

Yeah. I'm not just ready. Mm.

Yeah. Like what else? Hell.

Yep, it's you. [chuckles]

Yes! Gah!

Yo. Hey, man. What's up?

You are the jerk. I'm the jerk?

You can't call women twats, you dick. Then don't call men dicks, asshole.

You didn't. You made it worse. Can I pee? Not until you take the comment down.

You do the math. You just told me he was the ghost.

You do? Yeah, I do.

You ghostlit me! I did it to protect you.

You got another package. Thanks.

You gotta go to prom, man. Look. I don't know if I'm gonna go.

You guys are kidding me with this, right? No, we need to know.

You know everyone still calls him Stinky? Yeah.

You need to do it now. Riley is here. Who cares? Jake C and I are twin flames.

You passed out. No.

You pushed me to be this way. No, I didn't!

You ruined my life. I just farted, and I didn't claim it.

You… You don't like me? No.

You'll throw up or die. Wanna bet?

You're ruining my unboxing video. You're ruining my bank account.

You're welcome. [boy 4] Okay.

…borrowed one or gone the T shirt/underwear route.

…but this ass took work. Lose the face.

…nowhere near as painful as losing her.

…the only person who has ever truly seen me.

…uh, to nobody's surprise,

'Cause I feel like you're sucking my energy right now,

'Cause it's my turn to bother you.

'Cause it's what we do.

'cause Jake and Riley are firewalling us.

'cause those dipshits downstairs won't let me get a cell

'Cause we don't have enough to cover all of it. I mean I mean "her." Sorry.

'Cause what we do is no joke.

'Cause, I mean, prom is so lame.

'Kay.

"…and some self respect, 'cause clearly she doesn't have any,

"Aura update. White hot."

"Bottom line is, I'm sorry."

"Chill" is like she doesn't bring any drama or need attention.

"Erika's epic winter wonderland"?

"Gavin and I made up and made out. Hope you're having fun with the enemy."

"Give Lea a hug for me…"

"I'm Erika. My life totally sucks."

"Lea, will you go to prom with me?"

"Lea, will you GoPro with me?"

"My best friend isn't supportive enough."

"My boyfriend is too hot. My bully is too nice."

"My parents are too supportive."

["Guerilla" continues]

["Guerilla" playing on stereo]

["Guerilla" playing]

["Paraphernalia" continues on car stereo]

["Paraphernalia" playing]

["Paraphernalia" playing]

[air kisses]

[all shouting]

[all] Always.

[all] I'm open.

[Alyssa grunts] Okay.

[Alyssa] But we only have 30 minutes.

[Alyssa] Erika Vu, you are the new queen of Parkway.

[Alyssa] Take the crown.

[Archer exclaims]

[Archer grunts] Haha, yeah! Woo!

[Archer] Woo! Haha!

[beatboxing] Hey.

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[both cheer]

[both chuckle]

[both chuckle]

[both chuckle]

[both chuckle]

[both grunt]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both laughing]

[both yelp]

[both] Bye, dead body!

[both] Mochaccino time.

[both] No idea.

[both] No!

[both] Prom!

[both] Unless?

[both] What?

[both] Winter wonderland!

[boy 1] Gosh, this is…

[boy 1] Wait. Let's take a pic. Come on.

[boy 2] Isn't it a little soon?

[boy 2] This sucks, man.

[boy 3 shouting] Let's tear it down!

[boy 3] I can't take much more of this.

[boy 7] Are those stink bubbles?

[boy retches]

[boy] Dibs on Erika's earbuds!

[boy] Let's ride it off the roof!

[boy] Oh my God! Erika Vu's making a TikTok in the hallway!

[boy] So you barely made it through last night too?

[boy] Time frame?

[Brad mouthing]

[Brad] Directionless, stuck.

[Brad] Dude, are you burning a corsage?

[Brad] If it doesn't finish its unfinished business,

[breathes deeply, sniffles]

[breathes deeply]

[breathes deeply]

[breathing deeply]

[breathing deeply]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily] Boo, bitch.

[breathing heavily] That's it?

[breathing heavily] You're dead. Which means…

[buzzing continues]

[buzzing stops]

[buzzing stops]

[buzzing stops]

[car alarm beeps]

[car alarms blaring]

[cell phone alert chimes]

[cell phone alert dings]

[cell phone alert dings]

[cell phone alert dings]

[cell phone alert dings]

[cell phone alert dings]

[cell phone alert rings]

[cell phone alert whistles]

[cell phone alert whistles]

[cell phone alert whistles]

[cell phone alert whistles]

[cell phone alert whistles]

[cell phone buzzes, chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chiming rapidly]

[cell phone chiming]

[cell phone continues vibrating]

[cell phone vibrates]

[cell phone vibrates]

[cell phone vibrates]

[cell phone vibrating]

[cell phone vibrating]

[cell phones chiming]

[chanting continues]

[chanting continues]

[chanting continues]

[chanting continues]

[chanting] Gia! Gia!

[Chase] Ugh.

[cheering intensifies]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[child voice] Those are for the mentally weak.

[chuckles awkwardly]

[chuckles faintly]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Crazier than Jesus Crust?

[chuckles] God, no. Oh my gosh.

[chuckles] I would have never survived high school without you.

[chuckles] I… I can't tell you.

[chuckles] Matcha lattes have great engagement. [clears throat]

[chuckles] No. Really?

[chuckles] Nobody. She doesn't know what she's talking about. [laughs]

[chuckles] Oh.

[chuckles] Okay.

[chuckles] Shout out!

[chuckles] Thank you.

[chuckles] Touché!

[chuckles] Wait. That was you who farted in third grade? I thought it was Devon.

[chuckles] What do you mean?

[chuckles] What's wrong?

[chuckling]

[chuckling] Hey, am I seeing things, or were you out with Jake C and Riley?

[chuckling] This is just a dream. This is just a really bad dream.

[chugging]

[classical music playing on speakers]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat] Okay, so there's footage going around

[continues panting]

[continues slurping]

[crowd chanting] Erika! Erika!

[crowd chanting] Erika! Erika!

[customer 2] No. All the drinks are free.

[dance music continues on stereo]

[dance music playing on stereo]

[dance music playing]

[dance music playing]

[dance music playing]

[device beeping]

[Devon] Erika.

[Devon] Go away!

[dial tone]

[dog howls in distance]

[dogs barking]

[dogs barking]

[door closes]

[door opens]

[door opens]

[door rattling]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music plays]

[dream pop music playing]

[electricity buzzes and crackles]

[electricity buzzes]

[electricity buzzing]

[electricity buzzing]

[electricity buzzing]

[electricity continues buzzing]

[electricity crackling]

[electricity whirring]

[electronic dance music playing]

[electronic dance music playing]

[electronic music playing]

[electronic pop music playing]

[electronic pop music playing]

[Emma] Hmpf.

[Erika and Gia] Hi, dead body!

[Erika chuckles]

[Erika chuckles]

[Erika gasps, panting]

[Erika gasps] A fountain.

[Erika grunting]

[Erika huffs]

[Erika screams]

[Erika screams]

[Erika sighs]

[Erika sobs] I love you so much.

[Erika yells]

[Erika] A girl that just wanted to take a nap,

[Erika] Are we sure I'm dead? I feel like I wanna die.

[Erika] Goodbye, eighth grade diary.

[Erika] Goodbye, Helen Who.

[Erika] I'll come back after work.

[Erika] Jake. Jake!

[Erika] No service?

[Erika] Oh my God. Gavin knows Gia's dead?

[Erika] Okay, great!

[Erika] Or maybe I crossed over, and this is hell.

[Erika] Prom is bullshit.

[Erika] Prom lifts up the haves and the hots,

[Erika] So, from what you know,

[Erika] Takes one to make one!

[Erika] That asshole!

[Erika] That asshole!

[Erika] Time to step it up.

[Erika] Wait!

[Erika] What? You wrote that comment?

[Erika] Yay! So if I'm not gonna go, and you're not gonna go,

[exclaims]

[exclaims]

[exclaims]

[exclaims] Double shit.

[exclaims] Turn it off! Turn it off!

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales] Shit.

[fabric flaps, snaps]

[flies buzzing]

[flies buzzing]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] But it's only a little bit of ice, and I nearly shit myself trying.

[gasps] I will do an '80s fashion show vid

[gasps] Oh!

[gasps] Ooh! Pretend to be fighting.

[gasps] Shit.

[gasps] This is so gross!

[Gavin] Mm hm.

[Gia and Erika] It's party time!

[Gia chuckles]

[Gia grunting]

[Gia] Damn. Your dead body might not make it to prom in two weeks.

[Gia] Erika?

[Gia] Get your ass up, take a shower, and get dressed. It's been a week.

[Gia] GROAIE.

[Gia] Leave a message.

[Gia] Let's go.

[Gia] OMG, you're up to 25K followers.

[Gia] Well, from everything we've gathered,

[Gia] Well, your body's under a moose, so…

[Gia] Yes! Every group is repped tonight.

[Gia] You are gonna decompose pretty quickly,

[giggles]

[giggles] I think I don't.

[giggles] I'm still here.

[giggling]

[girl 1] Guys, it's Gia.

[girl 2] Finally, they listened.

[girl 2] You guys, look. It's her.

[girl 3] Canceled.

[girl 4] Who put that in there?

[girl] Bitch!

[girl] Nice reframe.

[glasses clink]

[goth music playing]

[groaning] Oh God. Oh God.

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] He must have heard my cover story for the ice. Just tell him it's canceled.

[groans] Oh God. I publicly dragged Riley.

[groans] So thirsty.

[groans] What am I supposed to do now?

[group chattering]

[group praying quietly]

[grunts]

[grunts] Just admit you're jealous of Riley!

[hip hop music playing on speakers]

[hip hop music playing on stereo]

[hip hop music playing]

[hip hop music playing]

[hip hop music playing]

[horns honking]

[huffs]

[huffs] It's on them. At least you're not mad at me.

[hyperpop music playing]

[hyperventilating]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

[inhales sharply] It's an order.

[inhales] But not because she was afraid,

[inhales] Guys, what do you think about it?

[inhales] Hey. Settle. Breathe.

[inhales] I don't have time.

[inhales] I've always had a knack for technology,

[inhales] Watch me!

[inhales] You… think that this bitch

[Jake C] "I could have borrowed one or gone the T shirt/underwear route."

[Jake C] Can you stop stirring drama where there isn't any?

[Jake C] Doubtful.

[Jake C] Erika?

[Jake C] Hey, you.

[Jake C] Mm hm.

[Jake C] She's dope, isn't she?

[Jake M] Guys, get back in line!

[Jake M] Okay. Everyone line up.

[Jake M] Words on the front, Archer!

[Jake W laughs]

[kiss]

[laptop buzzes]

[laughing continues]

[laughs]

[laughs] Jake C invited me to a promposal.

[Lea chuckles]

[Lea slurping straw]

[Lea] Hi, guys. It's finally prom!

[Lea] Oh my gosh. Stunning. Oh, yeah. No, I love it.

[Lea] Okay. One second.

[Lea] Put on the fur.

[man] Don't just say you don't notice, Terrine.

[melancholy music playing]

[message sent alert chimes]

[mouthing]

[Mr. Vu] Is it about Jake?

[Mr. Vu] Shit. They might be in Tahoe.

[Mrs. Vu sighs]

[Mrs. Vu] Mm hm.

[Mrs. Vu] Where is your driver's license?

[multiple cell phones chiming]

[music slows to a stop]

[music stops playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[pop ballad playing on speakers]

[pop ballad playing on speakers]

[pop ballad playing]

[pop music playing on speakers]

[pop music playing on stereo]

[pop music playing]

[quaveringly] I know you think you know me,

[quietly] …Devon Evan Kahler.

[quietly] Any more… Any more slack, and you'll just float away.

[quietly] Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi. Hi, hello. Um…

[record scratch]

[register beeping]

[register buzzing]

[retches slightly]

[retches slightly]

[reverse alert chiming]

[Riley chuckles]

[Riley chuckles]

[Riley giggles]

[Riley sighs]

[Riley] It's a onetime offer. Now or never.

[Riley] Lea,

[Riley] Well,

[rock music continues]

[romantic music playing]

[romantic pop music playing on stereo]

[romantic pop music playing]

[romantic pop music playing]

[romantic pop music playing]

[romantic pop song playing]

[running footsteps]

[scattered chuckles]

[school bell rings]

[scoffs]

[screaming]

[screams]

[server giggles]

[shouting] I'm not being funny!

[shutter clicking]

[shutter clicks]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] I can't believe I'm talking like this. I… I feel so alive.

[sighs] It would mean a lot to me

[sighs] Oh my God.

[sighs] Oh, Jake. People are being so lame.

[sighs] Okay.

[sighs] Sorry. I know I'm acting weird. Um…

[sighs] That explains the burnt diaries in the sink

[sighs] What a waste.

[singer vocalizes]

[singer vocalizes]

[sniffles]

[sniffles]

[sniffles]

[sniffles]

[sniffs] Never mind. I will follow the body spray.

[snoring]

[sobs] I love you so much.

[soft electronic music playing]

[soft music playing]

[soft pop music playing]

[song continues, muffled]

[song continues]

[song resumes]

[Sophia and Lea] You did.

[Sophia] I need this in my closet yester now.

[squeals]

[squeals]

[squeals] We're going to prom. Yes! [chuckles]

[stall door closes]

[straining] I'm good.

[students boo]

[students booing]

[students chanting] Cancel prom!

[students chanting] Erika! Erika!

[students chanting] Gia! Gia

[students chanting] Stinky! Stinky!

[students chatter quietly]

[students chattering]

[students chattering]

[students gasp]

[students murmuring]

[students murmuring]

[students murmuring]

[students sigh]

[students whispering]

[sucks teeth] Yeah, about that. They're also talking about how I took down Riley.

[suspenseful music playing]

[swallows] …simp bitch.

[synth pop music continues]

[synth pop music playing]

[synth pop music playing]

[synth pop music playing]

[tapping key]

[text received alert chimes]

[text received alert chiming]

[text sent alert chimes]

[text sent alert chimes]

[text sent alert chimes]

[TikTok AI voice] #Yaasss.

[TikTok AI voice] Remember Helen Who?

[toilet flushes]

[tray slams]

[tsks]

[tsks]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat pop music playing on speakers]

[upbeat pop music playing]

[vibrating]

[whimpers]

[whimpers]

[whimpers] Why are you asking me… [shouts] …about a GoPro?

[whispers] Oh shit.

[whispers] What are you doing?

[whispers] Wow. I look so good.

[yells]

[yells] Dad! It's a sugar pine!

#ErikaVuTriesToKillDevon was trending.

#Living!

#UncancelCancelProm is viral in the US and one province in Canada.

#UncancelCancelProm.

♪ 'Cause you are ♪

♪ A broken toy who plays with you ♪

♪ A heartbeat ♪

♪ A heartbeat ♪

♪ A heartbeat ♪

♪ A heartbeat ♪

♪ A tidal wave but you're waving back ♪

♪ American girl ♪

♪ An unbreakable habit ♪

♪ And who, who have I lived for? ♪

♪ Anything I want, I can have it Have it ♪

♪ Baby, you’re better than me ♪

♪ Bad bitch, maverick ♪

♪ Best of the best, my status ♪

♪ Bit the apple Mastered the teacher ♪

♪ Bolo tie, why's he making impressions? ♪

♪ Bolo tie, why's he making impressions? ♪

♪ Broken shackles Hang in the breezes ♪

♪ Bubblegum, bubble butt, bubblegum ♪

♪ But behind these backyards and sunsets ♪

♪ But don't tell me about my fate ♪

♪ But still the sequence Must be entertained ♪

♪ But who, who have I lived for? ♪

♪ Damn, that guy he keeping her guessin’ ♪

♪ Damn, that guy he keeping me guessin’ ♪

♪ Don't tell me about my weight ♪

♪ Don't wanna waste my time ♪

♪ Don't want to take it out ♪

♪ East side guys They bring the thunder ♪

♪ East side guys They bring the thunder ♪

♪ Everybody is clubbin' it downstairs ♪

♪ Follow the leader ♪

♪ For now I am counting the days… ♪

♪ Friend of mine ♪

♪ Give you all the best of me ♪

♪ Go ♪

♪ Go ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Gold azaleas in the front lawn ♪

♪ Got away from you But when I'm here ♪

♪ Got away from you Or was it me… ♪

♪ Guerilla, guerilla ♪

♪ Guerilla, guerilla ♪

♪ Heaven ♪

♪ Heavy hearted And hardly breathing ♪

♪ Hiding her mind Smoke away depression ♪

♪ I don't wanna wait Feels like it'll never end ♪

♪ I got away ♪

♪ I got the cups Got the food everywhere ♪

♪ I got the floor We don't need no chairs ♪

♪ I had to make this a public affair ♪

♪ I just run Just run ♪

♪ I just wanna ♪

♪ I just wanna ♪

♪ I just wanna see what’s on your mind ♪

♪ I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna ♪

♪ I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna ♪

♪ I know it's comin' But it doesn't change anything ♪

♪ I need to find I need to find ♪

♪ I need to find I need to find ♪

♪ I remember when we met ♪

♪ I said, baby ♪

♪ I still find my old cigarettes ♪

♪ I wanna feel it And it's gonna be the death of me ♪

♪ I wanna feel it Like I felt it on the first try ♪

♪ I want you, I need you I never wanna leave you ♪

♪ I, I need to find ♪

♪ I'll drink the poison, honey boo ♪

♪ I'm changing places ♪

♪ I'm holding out hope For another space time ♪

♪ I'm never gonna let you go Never, never gonna let you go ♪

♪ I'm sorry I don't feel good ♪

♪ I'm sorry I'm not so keen on food ♪

♪ If my girl leave me Then I sleep with her sister ♪

♪ If they ain't about it Then I will be the mister ♪

♪ Impressive bitch looking so effortless ♪

♪ Impressive sound like no one else ♪

♪ In a house of clouds we made ♪

♪ In a locked box In a locked drawer ♪

♪ In two ♪

♪ Is a black suitcase And a frowny face ♪

♪ It feels like I'm breaking down ♪

♪ Layers unfolding Scars start showing ♪

♪ Lemon yellow afternoon ♪

♪ Let your body just go ♪

♪ Like it will fall into your lap ♪

♪ Look like her exes ♪

♪ Maybe it’s true what they say We weren’t raised right ♪

♪ Maybe we could spend some time ♪

♪ My nightmares have come alive ♪

♪ Never average ♪

♪ Never gonna let you go Never, never, never gonna let you go ♪

♪ Nothing heavy sinking in ♪

♪ Oh, and maybe ♪

♪ Oh, it felt so easy then ♪

♪ Oh, you only see what you wanna see ♪

♪ Okay ♪

♪ Ooh, and maybe ♪

♪ Ooh, I need a heart attack ♪

♪ Or maybe it's make believe ♪

♪ Pale blue mirror in the pool ♪

♪ Patiently waiting on ♪

♪ Perfect blue Blue for you ♪

♪ Perfect blue Blue like you ♪

♪ Put your hands in the air Get your body on the floor ♪

♪ Put your hands in the air Get your body on the floor ♪

♪ Put your hands in the air Let your body just go ♪

♪ Put your hands in the air Let your body just go ♪

♪ Shake it too hard And she just might losе it ♪

♪ She the best She the best when she move it ♪

♪ Show up to the party, it's guerrilla… ♪

♪ Shе the crazy one going apeshit dumb ♪

♪ Since you've been on my mind ♪

♪ Sip, sip, sippin’ margaritas ♪

♪ Smoke away depression ♪

♪ So I can't see you anymore ♪

♪ So I could find some clarity ♪

♪ Spillin’ like a villain Better whip out the Swiffer ♪

♪ Take it out on you ♪

♪ Take me back ♪

♪ The only one who saves me from myself ♪

♪ Then how the hell Can I try to love you? ♪

♪ There's nowhere to hide it ♪

♪ They good, they tight They pull her under ♪

♪ They good, they tight They pull me under ♪

♪ They're eating me from the inside… ♪

♪ Think about the situation At family dinner ♪

♪ This is my wave to anchor ♪

♪ Though lately I can't pull myself away ♪

♪ Tried to escape just yesterday ♪

♪ Trying hard to keep it in ♪

♪ Wake me up, save me ♪

♪ Watching my words cut you in two ♪

♪ Waves of emotion Wild like an ocean ♪

♪ We see ourselves above the fray ♪

♪ When everything is caving ♪

♪ When I was ♪

♪ Where I was ♪

♪ Where my girls at? ♪

♪ Where my girls at? ♪

♪ Where my girls at? Yeah ♪

♪ Where my Where my girls at? ♪

♪ Who are you keeping around? ♪

♪ Who are you, baby? ♪

♪ Who are you, baby? ♪

♪ Who are you, baby? ♪

♪ Who have I lived for? ♪

♪ Who have I lived for… ♪

♪ Will I find me an American girl? ♪

♪ Will I know your face? ♪

♪ Wishing away all the days Till I see you again ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, who ♪

♪ Yeah, who ♪

♪ Yeah, you were whisperin' ♪

♪ You have to let me get… ♪

♪ You say if I can't love myself ♪

♪ You wait for it to happen ♪

♪ You wanna feel it Like you felt it on the first try ♪

♪ You're always tellin' me ♪

♪ You're courageous but you're not sure ♪

♪ You're perfectly out of place ♪

♪ You're thinking Are you thinking? ♪

♪ You’re better than me ♪

♪ Your only friend ♪

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