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Affirmative.
Affirmative.
Ah there you are (laughing)
Ah there you are (laughing)
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Are you trying to make me angry?
Are you trying to make me angry?
Augh, tch
Augh, tch
Batch.
Batch.
Be more careful.
Be more careful.
Chriiiiis
Chriiiiis
Chris.
Chris.
Come on.
Come on.
Damn you.
Damn you.
Do you really believe the world is worth saving?
Do you really believe the world is worth saving?
Don't be so careless.
Don't be so careless.
Don't expect me to give you directions.
Don't expect me to give you directions.
Don't get sloppy.
Don't get sloppy.
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me laugh
Everywhere. Nothing but loathsome humans.
Everywhere. Nothing but loathsome humans.
Fine.
Fine.
Follow me.
Follow me.
Found you.
Found you.
Give that to me.
Give that to me.
Go across now.
Go across now.
Go.
Go.
Good teamwork.
Good teamwork.
Good work.
Good work.
Growling
Growling
Hah!
Hah!
Has it never occurred to you that this planet is over populated?
Has it never occurred to you that this planet is over populated?
Here I am offering you my precious time, and you'll waste it by running around.
Here I am offering you my precious time, and you'll waste it by running around.
Here.
Here.
Hold on.
Hold on.
How disappointing.
How disappointing.
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
How you so love your precious self righteousness?
How you so love your precious self righteousness?
Humans have escaped this winnowing for far too long.
Humans have escaped this winnowing for far too long.
Hurry.
Hurry.
I am a God.
I am a God.
I can't lose. Not to you.
I can't lose. Not to you.
I don't think of myself as a king. No. I am a God, and even kings bow to gods.
I don't think of myself as a king. No. I am a God, and even kings bow to gods.
I expected more from you.
I expected more from you.
I grew weary of this.
I grew weary of this.
I have all that I need.
I have all that I need.
I need a grenade.
I need a grenade.
I need ammo.
I need ammo.
I require your gun.
I require your gun.
I require your handgun.
I require your handgun.
I require your magnum.
I require your magnum.
I require your rocket launcher.
I require your rocket launcher.
I require your weapon.
I require your weapon.
I suppose I should. Thank you.
I suppose I should. Thank you.
I think not.
I think not.
I tired of wasting my time with you.
I tired of wasting my time with you.
I'll handle this.
I'll handle this.
I'll leave this to you.
I'll leave this to you.
I'll see you dead!
I'll see you dead!
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm sending you.
I'm sending you.
Ignorant cretins.
Ignorant cretins.
Impossible.
Impossible.
Impressive.
Impressive.
Incompetence surrounds me.
Incompetence surrounds me.
Is that all you have?
Is that all you have?
Is that all you have?
Is that all you have?
Is that the best you've got?
Is that the best you've got?
It was in your best interest to assist me.
It was in your best interest to assist me.
Jill.
Jill.
Jill.
Jill.
Just accept your fate.
Just accept your fate.
Laughing
Laughing
Let me clarify something for you, Chris.
Let me clarify something for you, Chris.
Let me clarify something for you.
Let me clarify something for you.
Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better.
Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better.
Nice work.
Nice work.
No, this can't be.
No, this can't be.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Now.
Now.
Ohh, playtime is over. How fortunate for you.
Ohh, playtime is over. How fortunate for you.
Only a handful of humans truly matter. Everyone else is just so much chaff.
Only a handful of humans truly matter. Everyone else is just so much chaff.
Only those fit for survival will be allowed to carry their genes into a new age.
Only those fit for survival will be allowed to carry their genes into a new age.
Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros.
Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros.
Out of the question.
Out of the question.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Pick that up.
Pick that up.
Pitiful
Pitiful
Poor deluded Chris, how you so love your precious self righteousness.
Poor deluded Chris, how you so love your precious self righteousness.
Poor performance indeed.
Poor performance indeed.
Reload.
Reload.
Self-righteous fools.
Self-righteous fools.
Sheva
Sheva
Sheva
Sheva
So now I have to separate this chaff from the wheat.
So now I have to separate this chaff from the wheat.
Split up.
Split up.
Take care of this.
Take care of this.
Take this.
Take this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The end draws nigh.
The end draws nigh.
The human race requires judgment.
The human race requires judgment.
There you are.
There you are.
There's no point in hiding.
There's no point in hiding.
This isn't over.
This isn't over.
This way.
This way.
Time to die, Chris.
Time to die, Chris.
Wait.
Wait.
War and pestilence wherever you go.
War and pestilence wherever you go.
Why can't you understand, Chris?
Why can't you understand, Chris?
Why can't you understand?
Why can't you understand?
Worthless.
Worthless.
You bitch
You bitch
You can't hide forever.
You can't hide forever.
You disappoint me.
You disappoint me.
You failed me.
You failed me.
You have my permission to move about freely.
You have my permission to move about freely.
You may have it.
You may have it.
You may investigate on your own.
You may investigate on your own.
You should never have come here, Chris.
You should never have come here, Chris.
You will give me a can of first aid spray.
You will give me a can of first aid spray.
You will give me a machine gun.
You will give me a machine gun.
You will give me a rifle.
You will give me a rifle.
You will give me a shotgun.
You will give me a shotgun.
You will give me an egg.
You will give me an egg.
You're Finished!
You're Finished!
You're getting better.
You're getting better.
You're merely postponing the inevitable.
You're merely postponing the inevitable.
You're next.
You're next.
Your assistance is required.
Your assistance is required.
Your future hinges upon this fight.
Your future hinges upon this fight.
Your struggle is over.
Your struggle is over.
7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
7 minutes.
7 minutes.
10 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
10 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
10 minutes.
10 minutes.