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Dr. Phil McGraw smiling in a suit, known for his insightful advice and television psychology talk show.

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Phillip Calvin McGraw is best known for hosting the talk show Dr. Phil. He holds a doctorate in clinical psychology, though he ceased renewing his license to practice psychology in 2006. McGraw rose to fame with appearances on The Oprah Winfrey Show in the late 1990s.
See also: Doctor of Philosophy, Dr. Phil (talk show), Dr. Phil (disambiguation), Habilitation, Bhad Bhabie, Orlando Brown (actor).

Active
Active
Active?
Active?
Am I here?
Am I here?
And I i really do want you to consider one more thing
And I i really do want you to consider one more thing
And I want you to start having a gay relationship
And I want you to start having a gay relationship
And just don't think just start talking and I don't want you to censor and sort it out
And just don't think just start talking and I don't want you to censor and sort it out
And let me just be honest with you
And let me just be honest with you
And tell me why
And tell me why
And you believe that you you just have no redeeming qualities, no nothing?
And you believe that you you just have no redeeming qualities, no nothing?
Angry about
Angry about
Angry about?
Angry about?
Are you avoiding reality?
Are you avoiding reality?
Are you feeling good?
Are you feeling good?
Are you having sex?
Are you having sex?
Are you like a stalker or something?
Are you like a stalker or something?
Are you mad at your mom?
Are you mad at your mom?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you nuts?
Are you nuts?
Are you taking medication?
Are you taking medication?
Are you willing to stop?
Are you willing to stop?
Argument
Argument
Argument?
Argument?
Ashamed
Ashamed
Ashamed?
Ashamed?
Ask you
Ask you
Ask you
Ask you
Attractive
Attractive
Attractive
Attractive
Be well
Be well
Be well
Be well
Best
Best
Best?
Best?
Big deal
Big deal
Big deal
Big deal
Binge
Binge
Binge?
Binge?
Body
Body
Body
Body
Bright eyed
Bright eyed
Bright eyed
Bright eyed
But that's not what we're talking about
But that's not what we're talking about
Cash me ouside how bou dah
Cash me ouside how bou dah
Cash me outside how bout dat
Cash me outside how bout dat
Cash me outside, how bout dat? #meme #dr phil #catch me outside #cash me ousside #threat #taunt #im here #meet me
Cash me outside, how bout dat? #meme #dr phil #catch me outside #cash me ousside #threat #taunt #im here #meet me
Censor
Censor
Censor
Censor
Change
Change
Change
Change
Changing
Changing
Changing
Changing
Children
Children
Children?
Children?
Coke
Coke
Coke
Coke
Coke 2
Coke 2
Consider
Consider
Consider
Consider
Cows
Cows
Cows
Cows
Crap
Crap
Crap
Crap
Divorce
Divorce
Divorce?
Divorce?
Divorced
Divorced
Divorced?
Divorced?
Do you agree that you smoke
Do you agree that you smoke
Do you agree that you smoke pot
Do you agree that you smoke pot
Do you agree that you smoke?
Do you agree that you smoke?
Do you agree that you've been sexually active
Do you agree that you've been sexually active
Do you go into the store and steal groceries
Do you go into the store and steal groceries
Do you judge the rest of us the non beautiful people
Do you judge the rest of us the non beautiful people
Do you realize that this is a big problem
Do you realize that this is a big problem
Do you resent your children
Do you resent your children
Do you think about dying
Do you think about dying
Do you torture small animals
Do you torture small animals
Do you understand it all of what i'm saying
Do you understand it all of what i'm saying
Do you wanna look the best you can for your age or are you trying to be something you're not
Do you wanna look the best you can for your age or are you trying to be something you're not
Do you want a divorce
Do you want a divorce
Doctor phil
Doctor phil
Does it seem superficial to you
Does it seem superficial to you
Does it sound like a logical thing to do
Does it sound like a logical thing to do
Does that
Does that
Does that make common sense?
Does that make common sense?
Don't care
Don't care
Don’t care
Don’t care
Dope
Dope
Dope
Dope
Dr
Dr
Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil
Drunk
Drunk
Drunk
Drunk
Drunk 2
Drunk 2
Drunk 2
Drunk 2
Eat
Eat
Eat
Eat
Eight
Eight
Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything
Fair enough
Fair enough
Fair enough
Fair enough
Fair enough
Fair enough
Feel
Feel
Feel
Feel
Feeling
Feeling
Feeling?
Feeling?
Five
Five
Four
Four
Get over it
Get over it
Get over it
Get over it
Get over it
Get over it
Give me $200 #youre ugly #youre disgusting #im gonna kill you
Give me $200 #youre ugly #youre disgusting #im gonna kill you
Give me short answer
Give me short answer
God Bless
God Bless
God Bless
God Bless
Good
Good
Good
Good
Good deal
Good deal
Good deal?
Good deal?
Gotta run
Gotta run
Gotta run
Gotta run
Gotta run
Gotta run
Grow up
Grow up
Grow up
Grow up
Hair
Hair
Hair?
Hair?
Having GR
Having GR
Having GR
Having GR
Having sex
Having sex
He who yells loudest in last paint right
He who yells loudest in last paint right
Heart
Heart
Heart
Heart
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello 2
Hello 2
Hello 2
Hello 2
Honest
Honest
Honest
Honest
Honest
Honest
How about when this is over we go do a little coke
How about when this is over we go do a little coke
How do you define success
How do you define success
How do you feel about not being trusted by your wife
How do you feel about not being trusted by your wife
How doin
How doin
How doin 2
How doin 2
How doin?
How doin?
How doin? 2
How doin? 2
How you feel
How you feel
How you feel?
How you feel?
How's it going
How's it going
How’s goin?
How’s goin?
Hows goin
Hows goin
I deserve
I deserve
I didn't do anything wrong
I didn't do anything wrong
I don't believe that's true at all
I don't believe that's true at all
I don't believe that's true at all
I don't believe that's true at all
I don't care about you
I don't care about you
I don't know anything
I don't know anything
I have been for a long time hey rotten little bitch
I have been for a long time hey rotten little bitch
I hope you get ass cancer and die you son of a bitch ill cut your throat
I hope you get ass cancer and die you son of a bitch ill cut your throat
I just wanted to call and remind you you don't matter
I just wanted to call and remind you you don't matter
I think you like being a victim because it's easier for you to rebel
I think you like being a victim because it's easier for you to rebel
I think you like being a victim because it's easier for you to rebelle
I think you like being a victim because it's easier for you to rebelle
I want you to start living as a gay woman
I want you to start living as a gay woman
I'm a drunk pimp
I'm a drunk pimp
I'm asking you how you feel about what you do
I'm asking you how you feel about what you do
I'm not sure what benefit you got out of being a drunk pimp
I'm not sure what benefit you got out of being a drunk pimp
I'm talking to you about the only person in this world you control and ask you
I'm talking to you about the only person in this world you control and ask you
IDK
IDK
IDK
IDK
If She Hits Me I'm Giving It To Her #if she hits me I'm giving it to her #dr phil #danielle bregoli #fight #violent #threatening #hit me
If She Hits Me I'm Giving It To Her #if she hits me I'm giving it to her #dr phil #danielle bregoli #fight #violent #threatening #hit me
Is that the truth or a lie
Is that the truth or a lie
Job
Job
Job 2
Job 2
Job?
Job?
Job? 2
Job? 2
Judge
Judge
Judge?
Judge?
Kathy
Kathy
Kathy
Kathy
Kathy
Kathy
Kathy are you there
Kathy are you there
Kathy is a marriage and family therapist
Kathy is a marriage and family therapist
Kathy there
Kathy there
Kathy there?
Kathy there?
Know what
Know what
Know what?
Know what?
Lighten
Lighten
Lighten
Lighten
Living as GW
Living as GW
Living as GW
Living as GW
Logical
Logical
Logical?
Logical?
Looks
Looks
Looks?
Looks?
Loudest
Loudest
Loudest
Loudest
Mad
Mad
Mad 2
Mad 2
Mad 2
Mad 2
Mad at me
Mad at me
Mad at Mom
Mad at Mom
Make sense?
Make sense?
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Meds
Meds
Meds?
Meds?
Mom?
Mom?
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No right
No right
No right
No right
Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody really cares
Nobody really cares
Not true
Not true
Nuts
Nuts
Nuts?
Nuts?
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
OK
OK
Old
Old
Old 2
Old 2
Old?
Old?
Old? 2
Old? 2
One
One
Paranoid
Paranoid
Playing
Playing
Pot
Pot
Pot
Pot
Problem
Problem
Problem?
Problem?
Problem?
Problem?
Qualities
Qualities
Qualities?
Qualities?
Quality
Quality
Quality
Quality
Question
Question
Question?
Question?
Quit being mad at main and just love me again
Quit being mad at main and just love me again
Quit being mad at maine
Quit being mad at maine
Quit being mad at me
Quit being mad at me
Quit taking yourself so damn seriously
Quit taking yourself so damn seriously
Ready
Ready
Ready
Ready
Ready?
Ready?
Reality
Reality
Reality?
Reality?
Really
Really
Really
Really
Really?
Really?
Remember what I said
Remember what I said
Remind 2
Remind 2
Remind 2
Remind 2
Remind you
Remind you
Remind you
Remind you
Resent
Resent
Resent?
Resent?
Right now you're really playing the
Right now you're really playing the
Right now you're really playing the victim
Right now you're really playing the victim
RLB
RLB
RLB
RLB
RLB
RLB
Same thing
Same thing
Same thing
Same thing
Schmoe
Schmoe
Schmoe
Schmoe
Schmoe 2
Schmoe 2
Schmoe 2
Schmoe 2
Seriously
Seriously
Seriously
Seriously
Seven
Seven
Sex?
Sex?
Short
Short
Short
Short
Shut the hell up bitch #dr phil #shut the hell up bitch #bitch #insult #be quiet #shut up
Shut the hell up bitch #dr phil #shut the hell up bitch #bitch #insult #be quiet #shut up
Six
Six
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Smoke
Smoke
So do you have like a job
So do you have like a job
So how are you doing overall
So how are you doing overall
So what do you think you want to do
So what do you think you want to do
Sound
Sound
Sound?
Sound?
Spending
Spending
Spending?
Spending?
Stalker
Stalker
Stalker?
Stalker?
Steal
Steal
Steal?
Steal?
Stephanie
Stephanie
Stephanie
Stephanie
Stephanie
Stephanie
Success
Success
Success?
Success?
Talkin about
Talkin about
Talkin about
Talkin about
Tell maine your best quality
Tell maine your best quality
Tell me about all the gifts and skills and abilities you have
Tell me about all the gifts and skills and abilities you have
Tell me how that's a good deal for you
Tell me how that's a good deal for you
Tell me how you feel about that
Tell me how you feel about that
Tell me what's attractive to you
Tell me what's attractive to you
Tell me why it's all about body image and not about self image
Tell me why it's all about body image and not about self image
Tellin
Tellin
Tellin
Tellin
Thanks call
Thanks call
Thanks for your call
Thanks for your call
Thanks for your call
Thanks for your call
That's a load of crap
That's a load of crap
That’s ok
That’s ok
That’s you
That’s you
Thats ok
Thats ok
Thats you
Thats you
There's not a thing wrong with what you just said in god bless you for claiming that right
There's not a thing wrong with what you just said in god bless you for claiming that right
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think 2
Think 2
Think?
Think?
Think? 2
Think? 2
Thinking?
Thinking?
This is a big deal
This is a big deal
This is going to be a changing day in your life
This is going to be a changing day in your life
This isn't eat what you kill world if you if you don't kill something you just don't go eat what he killed
This isn't eat what you kill world if you if you don't kill something you just don't go eat what he killed
Three
Three
Torture
Torture
Torture?
Torture?
Treated
Treated
Treated
Treated
Trusted Wife
Trusted Wife
Trusted Wife?
Trusted Wife?
Truth
Truth
Truth?
Truth?
Turnips
Turnips
Turnips
Turnips
Two
Two
Uh
Uh
Umm
Umm
Umm
Umm
Understand
Understand
Understand?
Understand?
Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say you know what
Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say you know what
Victim
Victim
Vincent
Vincent
Vincent
Vincent
Vincent
Vincent
Waluigi
Waluigi
Watch your question
Watch your question
Well how does that sound to you
Well how does that sound to you
Well let me ask you something
Well let me ask you something
Well my mother told me don't ever ask a woman how old they are but do you mind saying how old you are
Well my mother told me don't ever ask a woman how old they are but do you mind saying how old you are
What are the things that you're most ashamed of
What are the things that you're most ashamed of
What are you so angry about
What are you so angry about
What do
What do
What do you do
What do you do
What do you want from me today
What do you want from me today
What do?
What do?
What I do
What I do
What I do
What I do
What I do?
What I do?
What i'm telling you here is
What i'm telling you here is
What is the problem
What is the problem
What the hell are you thinking
What the hell are you thinking
What the hell are you thinking?
What the hell are you thinking?
What want
What want
What want?
What want?
What you just said is articulate it is intelligent and it is logical
What you just said is articulate it is intelligent and it is logical
What you just said is articulate, it is intelligent, and it is logical
What you just said is articulate, it is intelligent, and it is logical
What's popping? #whats up #sup #whats going on #awkward entrance #whats poppin
What's popping? #whats up #sup #whats going on #awkward entrance #whats poppin
What's the release that you get when you binge and purge
What's the release that you get when you binge and purge
Whatever
Whatever
Whatever
Whatever
Whatever
Whatever
Where are you from
Where are you from
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
Where from
Where from
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why 2
Why 2
Why 2
Why 2
Why are you so her triggered
Why are you so her triggered
Why do you have to be right why do you have to win the argue
Why do you have to be right why do you have to win the argue
Why you always lying
Why you always lying
Work way
Work way
Work way?
Work way?
Write
Write
Write
Write
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah you gotta lighten up a little bit get along in this world
Yeah you gotta lighten up a little bit get along in this world
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
You are a paranoid control
You are a paranoid control
You are divorced right?
You are divorced right?
You can get self righteous till the cows come
You can get self righteous till the cows come
You can just write me off and you can get mad at maine you know i'm expendable that's OK you don't you don't need maine
You can just write me off and you can get mad at maine you know i'm expendable that's OK you don't you don't need maine
You can't change what you don't acknowledge
You can't change what you don't acknowledge
You don't have the right to do that
You don't have the right to do that
You gotta grow up
You gotta grow up
You have how many children at home
You have how many children at home
You know I didn't just come in on a loaded turnips I know that
You know I didn't just come in on a loaded turnips I know that
You know what i'm not some snow here
You know what i'm not some snow here
You said
You said
You seem to me to be a very honest and straightforward individual
You seem to me to be a very honest and straightforward individual
You're a B
You're a B
You're a bitch
You're a bitch
You're gonna smoke dope and and have a good time
You're gonna smoke dope and and have a good time
You’re a B
You’re a B
Your bright eyed and bushy tail
Your bright eyed and bushy tail
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