A big wet one?
A candlelit lunch! I'm dazzled.
A club is buddies who stick together, no matter what!
A girl! Oh!
A He Man so manly,
A motor.
A.J. Ferguson was going to give us the trophy.
A.J. Ferguson.
Aaah!
Activate rocket boosters!
Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary,
Actually, it's a sneaker.
After you dump her, you'll feel like a new man.
Ah, bite me!
Ah, the strong, silent type, eh?
Alfalfa Switzer, I hereby sentence you
Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here.
Alfalfa, you're on.
Alfalfa!
All alone? Out in the open?
All I know is,
All I need is the air that I breathe
All I need is the air that I breathe
All I need is the air that I breathe
All in favor say, "Yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy!"
All right, girls, it's time to take your positions!
All right, men, let's talk about the pride of our club,
All right, ready. Steady.
All right! Good catch!
All rise for Judge Spanky.
All the money in the world is no substitute for hard work and ingenuity.
All they wanna do is talk.
All this work for nothing.
Allow me to introduce myself.
Allow me!
And a Muzak warbling wimp.
And a sewage swigging slime ball.
And a superlative command of syntax.
And awfully romantical.
And he smells better too!
And how!
And I let my best friend down.
And I was sort of wondering if maybe you'd like to sing with me.
And I'm at home with a toothache.
And I'm makin' it my own personal business to see that you don't.
And if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours,
And it ends right back here where it started from.
And it ends right back here where it started from.
And it will end, and it ends.
And it'll start right... And it'll end.
And it's all my fault?
And it's all your fault!
And love
And now it gives me great pleasure
And now scenes from The Nutcracker.
And now the reason for the emergency meeting,
And she came over 'cause she wanted to play.
And stay out!
And the prize money,
And the worst thing of all...
And then, over a Belgian croissant,
And through schemes and betrayals by my best friend,
And to love you
And to love you
And try to get 'em to sit still.
And two and three.
And what is your account...
And you have an ugly face
And you should finish it.
And you still win!
Are these kosher?
Are you a fairy?
Are you crazy or something? We got a finish line to cross!
Are you sure?
As another term of his probation,
As terms of the probation,
As well as the prize of $500!
As you know, today I called an emergency meeting,
At least go talk to him. What could it cost?
At least people are ridin' the rides.
Azuga! Azuga! Azuga! Azuga!
Babes are like a bad song.
Be back later, Mom.
Because I get two pickles today
Best of all, this year's trophy,
Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
Bloody murder!
Boys stand up for themselves.
Boys won't listen.
Boys...
Brittany, stop looking at the camera, please.
Brittany!
Buckwheat, hand me your fishin' pole.
Buckwheat, Porky, you're geniuses.
Buckwheat, where's the note?
But first, any good stories?
But I think I was wrong.
But I'm a woman lover!
But in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
But is woman hating the important thing?
But it's impossible.
But my pal's real disappointed.
But that's a violation of your probation.
But there is one boy I'd really love to get to know.
But there's no way we can lose the race.
But we got a plan to make some dough.
But you, miss, are a rare rose in a garden of weeds.
But you're my boy toy! I won't let you go!
But, I like the feel of the old man.
Butch and Woim! Put that thing in your pocket and let's bail!
Bye!
Bye.
Can't think of anything I need
Can't you see
Choose or die! Choose or die!
Choose or die! Choose or die!
Come back here, you ugly little freak!
Come here.
Come on now, girls.
Come on out of there, young lady.
Come on, dear.
Come on, Spanky. So things didn't quite pan out.
Come on.
Coming through!
Cool! And to prove you're proud of me,
Cool.
Cut.
Dang, I'm outta paper.
Dang!
Dang.
Darla can't resist my voice. She said so herself.
Darla will love me after I sing to her.
Darla,
Darla, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this.
Darla!
Darla!
Darla.
Day and night.
Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin' guts!
Destroys our manly bond.
Do solemnly swear to be a He Man and hate women and not play with them,
Do solemnly swear to be a He Man...
Do us proud, buddy.
Do you like dolls?
Do you mean you want me to spend the night here?
Don't look at the camera, sweetie.
Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera.
Don't take this personal, lady,
Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold!
Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.
Don't worry. This'll fix 'em!
Don't you get it? Darla can't stand you.
Ducky, ducky!
Ducky! Come here, ducky!
Ducky! Ducky, ducky!
Ease up, pal. It's just us.
Enter if you dare! See the weird freak of nature!
Entrants must be five years and under. See you there!
Every one of us, working together...
Everything else may have gone wrong,
Everything's working out perfectly.
Excuse me.
Feed your face.
Feeling and healing.
Fifi!
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro...
Finders keepers, losers suck!
Fire!
Following the Go Cart Derby, there will be a tiny tot bunny race at 3:30.
For a very important reason.
Forget it, pal!
Forgive my effrontery,
Four axles and a wheel belt.
Four foot man eating chicken!
Game for two
Gee, thanks, but I thought you hated me.
Gee, thanks!
Gee, we'd love to, but we're waiting around,
Gentlemen and gentlemen, I give you our president, Spanky.
Gentlemen, have a seat.
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big,
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gentlemen, this year,
Get it, Stymie, get it!
Get off!
Get out of the way!
Get rid of it.
Get us all the wood you can for this much, please.
Get!
Girls get along with each other.
Girls have no sense of direction.
Girls...
Give me a quarter! Five dollars! Anything!
Go get it, guys!
Go get them, Petey!
Go on in.
Go on in. What's the "Hi" sign?
Go on in. You're okay.
Go! Faster! Go even faster!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Good doggie.
Good job, Frogman.
Good thing I finally caught that frog.
Good to see ya.
Goodbye! Excuse me!
Got a burger to go with that shake?
Grab the wheel!
Have we betrayed our forefathers?
Have we trampled on the generations of honest woman haters,
He alone will be responsible for guarding the go cart.
He is awfully romantical.
He lucked out!
He started it!
He'd go out of his way to land on a girl.
He's smoother than a baby's bottom.
He's with a girl.
Heard enough.
Hello again, you stud muffins. Going my way?
Hello, my good man.
Hello, Petey.
Hello. Hello, enjoy the show.
Here, Petey.
Here's our closet.
Here's the hose. Turn it on when I tell you.
Here's the wall, here's the other wall and...
Hey folks, we need to make some money!
Hey Porky, look! A note.
Hey Spanky, what are we doing?
Hey, beat it, pal!
Hey, everybody!
Hey, everybody! Don't forget!
Hey, guys, get in your cars!
Hey, how'd they get here?
Hey, I've got an idea. Let me take you on a picnic tomorrow.
Hey, look! A dollar!
Hey, look! My mom's here!
Hey, maybe this will work.
Hey, mind your own business, rich boy!
Hey, pretty good shortcut!
Hey, there they are.
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
Hey, Uh Huh, does it stink in there?
Hey, you dumb duck, wait up!
Hey, you guys, come here!
Hey!
Hey! You could've killed them!
Hey! You guys burned down a clubhouse, not a club!
Hi, Dad, it's me.
Hi, Darla. I thought that was you.
Hi, guys. What's up?
Hi, Spanky!
His name is Alfalfa.
His voice.
Hiya, big boys!
Hiya, guys! You're back early.
Hiya, pal!
Hmm!
Hmm! Pretty good pleading.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold it, partner. We're waiting right here till Darla comes out.
Hold on! We're almost there!
Honey, don't look at the camera.
Hop in, Petey! Sit!
How about two cents?
How do I know?
How much fun it's gonna be to stomp those guys in the race.
How we gonna beat that?
How's it going, Spanky?
How's the toothache, bub?
How's the toothache, bub?
Howdy, mister.
Huh?
Huh? Uh Oh!
Humph!
I can explain that.
I can...
I can't take it anymore. Get outta there!
I convinced Miss Crabtree to use the money as first prize
I do!
I don't hate you. It's just sometimes you do mean things,
I don't have an ugly face. You have an ugly face!
I don't know, but I can't wait to meet him.
I don't know. You know what they say,
I don't miss him at all, except...
I finally got that sucker.
I forgot the word!
I got to admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
I had to eat six boxes of Cracker Jacks to find it.
I have to see her!
I have two pickles today Hey, hey
I have two pickles, I have two pickles
I hope Fifi didn't startle you, she's so playful.
I hope to see you again soon.
I hope you didn't miss my duet with Darla.
I just don't want anybody to see you.
I just wish we could still enter the Go Cart Derby.
I know I got it here somewhere.
I know you like girls, 'Falf.
I know! I gave it to you.
I know! I'll write a message, and you two can take it to her.
I let my pals down, I let the club down,
I love diamonds!
I love it.
I love pickles.
I love you, Alfalfa.
I mean, couldn't we be a club 'cause we like something?
I never knew likin' a girl could lead to all this.
I once fell in love with a girl,
I parked it right over there!
I really hate to do this.
I saw what you did to save my hanky, Alfalfa.
I seem to have a little fahrvergnugen.
I shall escort you to the door.
I simply chose not to employ them.
I think I'd pass
I think they went in there.
I think we could squeeze you in.
I thought I'd find you here.
I thought the talent show was supposed to be free.
I thought you were trying to sabotage our club.
I used to know Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life.
I want to die in your arms.
I was wrong about you, Alfalfa.
I will not think of Darla!
I will not think of Darla.
I will not think of Darla.
I winded my ear up.
I wonder if she's not thinking of me too.
I wonder where A.J. Ferguson is.
I would expect this from a four year old, but not from you!
I wouldn't open that, if I was you.
I'll distract them while you make a getaway.
I'll let myself out. Thank you.
I'll sell you my pickle for a nickel.
I'm a sensitive male.
I'm about to win Darla back through song.
I'm afraid that's out of the question, she's about to go onstage.
I'm bored.
I'm gonna fall off! Hold my feet!
I'm gonna put that fool out of his misery!
I'm into sharing, caring,
I'm nervous too. Waldo's gonna be here.
I'm never going to speak to you as long as I live.
I'm not hearing this. I'm not hearing this.
I'm not like those guys.
I'm so nervous I'm sweating like a pig.
I'm sorry about messing up your picnic lunch with Darla.
I'm sorry about the fire.
I'm sorry I called you a barf encrusted jumbo jerk.
I'm sorry I called you a double crossing mud muncher,
I'm sorry I called you a sissified tweety bird,
I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.
I'm sorry, you guys.
I'm the barber of Seville...
I'm usually a lover, not a fighter
I'm waiting.
I'm warmin' up my vocalizer.
I'm with him, and we need to talk to Darla.
I've come a courtin'.
If I could make a wish
If there still was a club, I'd quit!
If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!
If you were my kids, I'd punish you!
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
In my hurry to eat, I forgot to give you the tour.
In the Go Cart Derby.
In the whole world.
Indy race car driver,
Interesting.
Intriguing.
Is all that I can give to you
Is that a cowlick, or are you just glad to see me?
It ain't right!
It ends. Right. I knew I'd find it somewhere.
It looks like the Blur with a new paint job!
It might even get worse as I get older.
It must be... the recital.
It was me who wrecked your picnic with Alfalfa.
It was right here!
It was stupendous.
It's a surprise.
It's a symbol of my undying affliction for you.
It's about time.
It's beautiful!
It's Darla's handkerchief. All great knights ride into battle,
It's his fault Darla hates me!
It's just about $500.
It's just like cheating on your homework.
It's not a leap year.
It's otay. I remember what it said.
It's show time!
It's time to lose these losers. Atomic batteries to power.
It's worse than I thought.
Just forget about that soap sucking nincompoop!
Just hurry, hurry, hurry!
Just sit back, relax and leave everything to moi.
Just that,
Just think, in three days, the money's ours.
Keep it. You might need it when you grow up.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls!
Leave the premises posthaste!
Left, right, left, right.
Let's get outta here!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! He can't run very fast.
Let's go.
Let's see. Today's the 10th.
Like playing tricks on me at our picnic.
Loan denied.
Look, how about if I take over and give you guys a break?
Look!
Look! There goes our bumper!
Look! We're back in the race!
Looking good. This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Love is more than just a
Love note? No! This is gonna be a hate note.
Love was made for me and you
Love, Alfalfa.
MAN; Whoo! Nice suit, kid!
Maybe I should just forget about love.
Maybe I'm sort of responsible for the fire too, a little.
Maybe Spanky's right.
Maybe this will help you make up your mind.
Maybe we should move on to dessert.
Maybe we should strap on the old feed bag.
Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
Member in good standing of the He Man Woman Haters Club...
Member in good standing of the He Man Woman Haters Club...
Miss Crabtree, do you got room for just one more act?
Miss Crabtree, I got a suggestion.
Miss Crabtree!
Mmm hmm, mmm hmm. Mmm hmm, mmm hmm.
Mmm mmm. Mmm mmm.
Money, money.
Monkey wrench!
Must have been a bad year.
My Alfalfinator!
My best buddy in the whole wide world,
My delectable Darlooney!
My eyes! I can't see!
My father bought the oil refinery.
My name is Waldo Aloysius Johnston III
Nice tan. Any last words?
Nice to see ya, Spanky.
No cigarettes, no sleep...
No lights, no sound
No problem.
No, no, of course not.
No, not that kind of paper!
No, that's all right. You keep it.
No, you don't!
No, you're not! It's such a nice day outside, isn't it?
No!
No! Not that! The other number two.
None other than my lifelong chum,
Not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar
Note, note.
Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Nothing to eat, no books to read
Nothing's going on in there.
Now clear the door. Go on.
Now get out and do not come back.
Now the race course is marked off with arrows.
Now the race course is marked off with arrows.
Now the race course is marked with arrows,
Now, "E" is even more than anyone that you adore
Number one, she's not home 'cause she has a ballet recital.
Number two... What was number two?
Of course, of course. Do you have an account with us?
Of she man woman loving I've ever seen!
Oh, Alfalfa, you're a sweetie poo!
Oh, boy.
Oh, Darla, we're two hearts with but one beat.
Oh, great!
Oh, I hate you, Alfalfa.
Oh, man!
Oh, man! Gross!
Oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin
Oh, no, no, no, no way!
Oh, no!
Oh, please. We're making an entrance.
Oh, you're so nice for bringing me here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! I have to go to her house and explain what happened.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Then the clouds opened up and God said,
Oh! What's the matter, sugar pie?
Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
Oh. I guess I was just thinking it.
Okay guys, this is it. Fasten your seat belts.
Okay, cut.
Okay, go on in.
Okay.
Once in a lifetime.
Once you get them stuck in your head, you can't get them out again.
One, two, three, go!
One, two, three!
Open up!
Open up!
Or talk to them unless I have to, and especially never fall in love.
Or until I scream bloody murder.
Otay!
Otay!
Otay!
Otay!
Otay.
Otay.
Ouch!
Our driver should be a man who's all He Man.
Our driver's name is,
Our lives are over.
Painfully, and suffer for hours,
Pal, that's all the possible we need!
Paper or plastic?
Paper or plastic?
People, people! We need your money!
Petey! What's up, pup?
Pig puckey!
Please don't say my name. Please don't say my name.
Please go in.
Please, oh, please, have mercy, please!
Plus, you know what?
Porky, you sure know how to make a "sand... wich."
Pull over right now! I'm not finishing this race with you!
Put it there, pal. You're quite a guy.
Put some more in the bucket.
Quick! What's the number for 911?
Quiet, Petey.
Ready, fire!
Relax, you double crossing mud muncher!
Same here! That ugly scud led me on as if he cared,
Say, let's even things up. How about one on this side?
Say, where the heck is Alfalfa?
Say, you're supposed to be guarding the go cart, you Muzak warbling wimp!
Say!
Seven?
Seven...?
She came to think I was nothing more
She loves me!
She loves me. She loves me not.
She loves me. She loves me not.
She wasn't bad either.
Shh...
Shoe.
Shoot! Without a clubhouse, we don't have a club.
Since the beginning of time, five years.
Sit down.
Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy.
Skunked by that sleazy sidewinder Spanky!
So let me raise a toast to the girl I love most,
So that explains why you're acting so stupid.
So you're responsible for the bubbles at the talent show!
Somebody get a supercharger.
Sometimes
Sounds great! I had a hard day.
Spanky McFarland!
Spanky said you couldn't talk to her.
Spanky, me and Porky got an idea.
Spanky, over here!
Spanky, tricking people out of their money is wrong.
Spanky!
Spanky's not the boss of me!
Spoley oley! Spoley oley! Spoley oley! Spoley oley!
Step right up and witness this hideous mutant!
Stop horsing around. You're gonna break your neck.
Stop this! Please, you're hurting me!
String 'em, Woim!
Stymie, let 'er rip!
Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.
Swimming day. Sure!
Synchronized swimming.
Ta da!
Ta dum!
Take my heart but please don't break it
Tell him when he comes to, guys.
Than a He Man Woman Hater.
Thank you, my good man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. And it will end.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, doll face.
Thanks, Petey.
Thanks!
That could be arranged. I'll be appearing in the talent show coming up.
That he may never again talk to, see or even think about Darla, or else...
That if he fell off a building,
That is bad popcorn.
That was the most disgusting display
That was very heartwarming.
That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
That's him!
That's it, traitor! We must slay you before your forbidden love
That's it, you sissified tweety bird!
The Blur has never been beaten,
The Blur.
The choosing of the driver!
The clubhouse burned down mighty low.
The clubhouse is fried crispy.
The first racer to cross the finish line will receive,
The guys are at the swimming hole,
The He Man Woman Haters Club.
The last car is finally in position.
The one and only Alfalfa!
The problem is, rules is rules.
Then dropped me like a hot tamale.
Then how can you belong to that silly Woman Haters Club?
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
There he is, you guys! Come on!
There you go!
There's just a hole in the tent.
These are for you.
These two again?
Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
Thirty days has September, April, June and November.
This genuine, gold plated, cubic zirconium encrusted trophy!
This is a side of you I've never seen before.
This is a song about a tragic romance.
This is all your fault!
This is awful.
This Sunday, we defend our honor,
This tastes like somebody poured it through a old boot.
This'll be like stealing candy from a baby.
This'll take her breath away.
Three!
To Alfalfa Switzer and Spanky McFarland.
To beat the shorts off a couple of twerps.
To execution... at dawn!
To me
To me
To present this beautiful trophy,
To us.
Today
Tomorrow? Tomorrow?
Too bad. Well, let's go!
Trust me, this is for your own good.
Turbines to speed!
Two brains with but one thought.
Two in love can make it
Two souls with but one...
Uh huh!
Uh huh!
Uh Huh's learned a new word!
Uh oh!
Uh uh.
Us machismo types have a club,
Very crunchy.
Wait a second! We're He Man Woman Haters.
Waldo, hurry up. We're late!
Waldo, I think we have to turn here!
Waldo, you're the best son money can buy.
Waldo's Darla's boyfriend.
Watch it, bud.
Watch out!
We are He Man Woman Haters.
We can't deliver love notes.
We can't give it back to these people one by one.
We can't see!
We can't sit down, my good man.
We did it! All Of us!
We feed girls to alligators.
We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer,
We got a dollar, we got a dollar
We got a dollar, we got a dollar
We got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey
We got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey
We got to learn to read.
We just put up the sign and people started paying us.
We might talk about performing in the talent show together.
We need a battery and a chassis,
We need a hammer. And nails.
We need to build a new clubhouse!
We need to buy some lumber.
We took up a collection.
We'll both be singing a duet, together.
We're goin' to win first place
We're going to the race
We're gonna need some more help. Get more people.
We're ready to start!
Wearing the colors of their lady fair.
Welcome to the 73rd Annual Go Cart Derby!
Well fellas, the president saved your bacon.
Well, boys, today's your lucky day.
Well, don't that beat all.
Well, I guess things just have to change sometimes.
Well, I shall be going now.
Well, if it isn't Falafel.
Well, if it isn't Waldo.
Well, it was lovely chatting, but we really gotta go.
Well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself!
Well, this is a professional school of ballet.
Well, we were just kinda hopin' that,
Well, we're going inside the clubhouse...
Well, well. Mr. Johnston. Nice of you to join us.
Well, why am I soaking wet?
Well, yeah... but was she upset?
Well, you sewage swigging slime ball,
Well, you'd better.
What a great race!
What a guy! Thanks, pal!
What a hunk!
What a relief!
What about the wild dingoes?
What are we thinkin'?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What on Earth are you doing?
What we could do is...
What? I can talk to Darla any time I want.
What's it say?
What's mine is ours.
What's my line?
What's this?
What's up, guys?
When he sings, he makes me melt like a Popsicle on the Fourth of July.
When's the last time we beat you up?
Where are we gonna get that kind of moola?
Where are we? Help!
Where in tarnation are we?
Which I'll make up later.
Who are you with?
Who came before us?
Who says it's impossible?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoo!
Whoopee.
Whoops!
Whoops!
Whoops!
Whoops!
Whoops!
Why are boys such jerks?
Why don't go make up with him, Alfalfa?
Why don't we have our picnic in your clubhouse?
Why don't we swap? What's yours is mine,
Will be presented by none other than the famous,
Winner by a hair! Yes!
Wood doesn't grow on trees.
Woof, woof!
Would you like to make a statement?
Would you think me forward if I asked you for a...
Wow! He's the best driver in the whole world!
Wow! That is fast.
Yeah, now all you got to worry about is warts.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, the two of us,
Yeah, there's this girl who moved in across the street,
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
Yeah! This morning my sister left the toilet seat down.
Yeah.
Yeah. Uh, see ya!
Yes, to love you
Yikes! Spikes!
Yo, Petey, come here!
Yoo hoo, Mister Ducky, ducky! Ducky!
You are so beautiful
You are so beautiful
You are so beautiful to me.
You betcha!
You call that a duet?
You can't treat people this way, mister.
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
You didn't call me a barf encrusted jumbo jerk.
You got it, babe. Now get out.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
You guys have been friends since you were one.
You have an ugly face!
You have the most, and...
You have the sophistication of a woman of 12.
You idiot! You put them in backwards!
You know Alfalfa, the big talent show at the fair is coming up,
You know just what to say to take a girl's breath away.
You know, I'm a woman.
You know, Spanky, I like girls.
You know, you're starting to get on my nerves.
You lead a rich fantasy life.
You little creep.
You make me vomit.
You mean it? I'd be honored.
You mean, besides my dignity and pride?
You mean, besides you?
You must choose between us.
You okay?
You only make a once in a lifetime buddy,
You ruined my recital! Where's... Oh!
You see, I thought you was trying to steal my best friend.
You snotwads stole our racer!
You there, kid! Wanna come in?
You there, the kid in the blue.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
You two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
You two do not belong here.
You, you Judas Priest!
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
You'll tell me when... We're not going yet... Okay.
You're a team, like Bert and Ernie.
You're everything I hoped for
You're everything I need
You're gonna be so proud of me. I'm gonna win this race.
You're not embarrassed by the woman you love.
You're not people. You're kids.
You're not thinking about Alfalfa, are you?
You're not thinking about Darla, are ya?
You're okay, Elmer.
You're okay. Wrong sign, Porky.
You're okay. You're all right.
You're scum between my toes.
You're the best driver there is!
Your fly's undone.
Your Honor, may I suggest, this court rules he be put on probation.
Your loss, baby.
Your other right hand.
Yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy...
10 points for the old guy!
Ah! Ah! Oh, no!
Alfalfa! Whatever.
All my fault? You torched the clubhouse.
All right, Woim, ready for the test run? Ready, Butch!
All right! Yeah!
Amazing! Incredible! Come on, everybody!
And cut. Cutting.
And I'm Darla. We just moved into town.
Are you gettin' this, Uh Huh? Uh huh.
Barbie's and bracelets. Boogers and bugs!
But don't worry, I got back at her. What'd you do?
But I... What are we to do with all this money?
Bye! How about a ride in my father's Bentley?
Can we sit down? Are you kidding?
Come back here, you ugly little squid! No!
Come here, hold my hand. Are you nuts?
Come on, guys. We'll find it.
Court agrees. Yeah.
Darn! Darn!
Ditto! Say,
Do you have boyfriends? No!
Do you like pickles? I think they stink.
Ducky! Nothing beats a buck and a duck.
Even science can't explain it! It's a really good show!
Excuse me? The way you feed my soul,
Excuse us! Move!
Gigglin' and gossipin'. Fighting and farting!
Girls care. Boys take what's theirs.
Good! Humph!
Got anything, Porky? Not a bite, Buckwheat.
G**** soda? Yes, please.
Have you lost your mind? Do you wanna go in there?
Here's my hanky. Gee, thanks!
Hey, man, where's your mitt? Don't worry about it.
Hey, nice Azugas. Yeah.
Hey, Spanky, what's up? How are ya?
Hey, Spanky! All raise your right hand.
Hey, what's that noise? Whoa!
Hey! Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles!
Hi. Hi!
Hiya, Butch. Shut up!
Hmm? What?
How do you plead? Like this.
How redundant. Thank you.
I can't see, I can't see. Move over.
I don't see nothing! Come on, you doink!
I got something! I got something! Me too! A big fat one!
I think Spanky's going to find him guilty. Big time.
I used to have this... Don't worry.
I wish I had a club to throw you out of! Me too!
I... I...
I'm Alfalfa! Yes, I'm sure you are.
I'm in touch with my feminine side. How nice.
I'm proud of you. Open up!
Ice skating. Bungee jumping.
Is Spanky home? I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Just as I thought, you are ashamed of me. I'm not ashamed of you.
Just say it's from an anonymous donor. You got it.
Let go of me! This tutu's killing me.
Let's start over again. I don't want to!
Look at all that money! What's goin' on?
Looking good, man. Yeah!
March! March! I'm off to join Sir Spankus.
Me! Buckwheat.
Men, can I have an "Azuga"? Azuga!
Moron. What are you doing with that?
My mother makes me eat 'em. I'm crazy about 'em.
No, of course not. Good!
No, what? I hear he dresses in girl's clothes.
No! Uh uh!
Not without this! You're nuts!
Now, what is it? That's not Waldo!
number? Seven.
our undefeated streak and our trophy. Yeah.
Ratchet. Ratchet!
Ready to take down the minutes, Uh Huh? Uh huh.
Rough day? Don't ask.
Screwdriver. Screwdriver.
So, do you live around here? Yeah.
Sort of. Let me tell you something, Darla.
Sounds good to me! Sounds good to me!
Spoley oley! Spoley oley! Spoley oley! Thank you.
Stymie... Stymie...
Tell me you'll never leave me. I'll never leave you.
Thank you. Good luck.
Thanks, Miss Crabtree! You're welcome.
Thanks, Petey! Whoa!
Thanks, Spanky. You sure are a pal. Think nothin' of it.
That explains why you're so refined. Yeah, and so oily!
That's right. It sure is.
The Blur belongs to Butch. And Woim.
They like to moon ya. No, we don't!
They smell... Weird!
They're gettin' away! Hold on to your beanie!
They're together. Oh, no!
This is the prize money for the winner. Okay.
Too bad. Deal with it.
Try eight? Eight?
We came to keep you company. Yeah.
Welcome! All right, Spanky!
Well, that does it, mister. I'm out of here! One, two,
Well, where is it? Boy, you're messing up left and right!
What a physique! Are you crazy?
What a wimp. Yeah.
What an idiot. Watch it, bud.
What kind? Wood!
What may I do for you? We want to take out a hefty loan.
What? A kiss?
What'd you do? I whipped out my lizard.
What's going on? I can't see!
What's going on? Sorry.
What's the matter? Fire! Fire!
What's the matter? Oh, she must have a frog in her throat.
Which sandwich did I bring? This one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why, thank you, Alfalfa.
Whoa! Watch out! You're gonna fall!
Whoo hoo! Yeah! Whoo!
Why do they have to be so... Different?
Women make men miserable. Froggy.
Wow! Whoa!
Yeah, you must choose between us. Sir Alfalfa, haul butt!
Yeah! Dentist pulled my wisdom teeth.
Yeah! Otay!
Yeah! What's that?
Yes! Uh huh!
Yesterday. You're due!
You do? Of course, not right away.
You don't want to? No.
You got the hiccups? Yes.
You have an ugly face! Your mother has an ugly face!
You know, a Sugar Plum Fairy. Oh, well, yes, of course.
You little rascals! Sorry!
You made a delicious sandwich. So did you.
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Woim? Yeah, Butch.
You two, call the fire department. Yes, sir!
Yuck! Ooh!
'Cause that's exactly who I am!
"Dear Darla,
"Didn't quite pan out"? We have less money than when we came!
"I hate you, Alfalfa."
"I hate your stinking guts.
"L" is for the way you look at me
"Love, Alfalfa."
"O" is for the only one I see
"Spoley oley!"
"V" is very, very extraordinary
"You are scum between my toes.
"You make me vomit.
$450 for lumber?
