A full and complete design of me is in this file.
A little on the bottom... Whoo!
A new energy source would be worth a fortune.
A tack.
A woman should love a man for what he is,
Abandon ship!
About a brand new car design.
Adding 500 milligrams...
After what you did to me last night.
Agility, speed and talent.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! We're fine.
Ah. Let's see what's on the radio, Weebo.
Ah. Listen to that baby chirp.
Ahhhh. After school there's something.
All right, after the bowling ball hits, we break for the car.
All right, Squirrels,
All right, uh, let's try and describe you.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. If your team wins, you can buy me dinner.
All right. Very good.
All the years we've known each other, studying, working together.
Almost. Look at it.
An example would be... Let's make, uh, naked man, "M 1." Naked lady, "M 2."
And added a little of you.
And after that you give me two years.
And careful, careful, careful, careful.
And defence.
And flubber makes three.
And have witnessed the same before God and this company,
And how long does it take the paint to wear off?
And I don't appreciate you gentlemen letting yourselves onto my property.
And I I believe that Dale is having a problem, not with motivations,
And I'm burning up in here! Weebo!
And in inverse proportion to the square of the distance between them.
And it's a wonderful idea to go with the big wedding this time.
And make her my wife.
And make you a great deal of flubber.
And Medfield upsets Rutland on an incredible play by Dale Jepner!
And not for what she wants him to be.
And so, momentum.
And that increases the thrust.
And the dead pheasant,
And the negative.
And their will to win is unmatched in the conference.
And then maybe she's gonna change her tune.
And then the golf ball took off and...
And this is the God's truth:
And this is the God's truth:
And this will be our little secret.
And twice is understandable, but three times...
And what would you have done with them? You would have misplaced them,
Another easy basket for the Rutland Rangers.
Any discovery I make will belong to Medfield College.
Application complete.
Applying a thin layer of fluid flubber...
Applying flubber in a solution...
Applying light coating of flubber...
Are you all right?
Are you going to tell me, "I told you so"?
Are you interested in seeing a Phillip Brainard?
Are you still working on that lighter than air compound?
As much as I loved you.
At the end of the term there isn't going to be a Medfield College.
B... But I'm on this end, sir. I...
Back up again. Yeah!
Bad move, Professor.
Bart, the impossible's possible. Come on, Lawrence!
Beautiful.
Because you're not getting married, Phillip.
Behold! There it is.
Better trained,
Brainard had something to do with this.
Bravo! Encore!
Bum ba bum ba bum Hey!
Bum bum be bum bum
But I can never bring back the life it was she had.
But I can't ring the doorbell.
But I have to show you something.
But I'm not sure that you can love me.
But if you go from hot to cold very quickly,
But it does not count as extra credit.
But it looks like the Squirrels are gonna come up a couple of nuts short of a bushel.
But please listen to me, Sara. Please. You know me.
But that doesn't mean we can't whip these guys. Right?
But the total effect is transient, Sara.
But with some sort of adhesive buildup on the bottom of his shoes.
But yet you can phase shift. Hoo!
But your days are wrong. I'm getting married Friday, 6:30 p.m.
But, uh, I'm not an innovator like you, Phil.
But, uh, w what about your wedding?
By controlling the gamma radiation flux,
By the end of the term?
Can you fix her?
Can you see me?
Can't remember?
Careful. Watch your gown.
Carefully behind the sliding shutter.
Coach, I know very little about basketball, but I do know chemistry.
Coach, nowhere in the rule book does it say anything about jumpin' too high.
Come on, boys. Expect the unexpected.
Come on, Bruce. There we go. Werner, be a flying squirrel!
Come on, Squirrels!
Come on, you guys! You gotta do...
Come on! We've got to win this game.
Come on.
Come on. Easy.
Coming through!
Commencing kinetic energy test number two.
Commencing now.
Commencing now.
Congratulations!
Consented together in holy wedlock...
Control elements: bungee cord,
Controlling horizontal momentum.
Crystallized flubber to common hand cream.
Dad?
Dad? Dad!
Dale! Not the tacks!
Dale. Come on now, son. You can do it.
Descent, gradually.
Did you fully fix a 15% flubber solution to each tack before Weber started painting?
Did you fully fix the flubber on each tack before we painted?
Did you get it?
Did you see that, Croft?
Do it for Weebo.
Do you have a minute?
Do you have signal? Do you have audio signal?
Don't fail me.
Don't worry. These chemicals are completely compatible.
Down, down!
Download some manners! Ohh!
Dunk it! Dunk it!
Eh, it's a little crooked.
End test.
Even if it means you instead of me.
Even if it means you instead of me.
Evenly over the entire surface.
Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine.
Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine.
Excuse me, Darth Vader, but what did you say?
Externally to golf ball.
Flowing from the condenser to the pressure reactor.
Flubber could save this college. Let me demonstrate.
Flubber is going to the basketball game.
Flubber is what won the game.
Flubber! It's a metastable compound, Sara.
Flubber? Flubber! Where are you?
Flubber. Very interesting, Phil.
Flubber's a very quixotic substance.
Flubber's gone. Get back here!
Fluid flubber...
Focus. Weebo?
For as much as these two people have finally...
For the 86th meeting of the Rutland Rangers and the Medfield Squirrels.
For the love of Newton, turn over!
For the third time you left me standing at the altar.
Forget it. It's okay. We have lots of time.
Forgotten them, lost them.
Get him!
Get the ball. Jump with all your soul.
Go home. Play with your rubber.
Go Medfield!
Go Medfield!
Go!
Gone. I have no idea what...
Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Rutland Arena...
Good evening. Sit down.
Good luck.
Good morning!
Good night, Phillip.
Good night, Weber.
Good night.
Goodbye, my friend.
Goodbye.
Got to know each other.
Grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.
Great. Now what are you gonna do with it?
Ha, ha!
Ha!
Ha! Hmm!
Hang on, Weebo! Oh! Ha, ha, ha! Oh!
He can't be bought cheap.
He fouled him! He threw his hip into that!
He squeaks. He phase shifts.
He took a golf ball, he rubbed this cream on it,
He used to play basketball for Medfield.
He's all over it. He dives. He's through!
He's right outside.
Hello, Phil.
Hello, Phillip. It's me. Weebo.
Hello, Sara. What a pleasant surprise.
Hey, are you blind? They're doin' something illegal out there.
Hey, hey! Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey. Hang on, "Einsteen".
Hey, Lumpy. Hmm?
Hey, pal. We're 30,000 feet up in the air.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Huh?
Hey! I'm watching something!
Hi.
Hit the deck!
Hmm! Prove it to me tonight at 6:30.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. I don't really know.
Hmm. I just need one spherical test subject.
Hmm. So do I.
Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
Ho! Latin! Bam ba bum, ba bum, ba bum
Hoo!
Hot. Cold. Hot. That's it.
How can anything get in your window?
How could I pass up the opportunity to transform the energy industry?
Huh? Huh? Oh!
I believe you know my son.
I can make repairs,
I can't lose. She's mine!
I connected the accelerator to a sliding shutter.
I could save the college.
I don't know how, but I'm absolutely certain your team cheated.
I don't know what it is. I don't know where it comes from, but...
I don't know what to do with her.
I don't mean to be rude, Wilson, but I... I have to go.
I expected something more complex.
I flunked chemistry. I'm on, uh, academic probation.
I got thrown off the basketball team.
I got you a little help.
I gotta turn this thing off. This is so embarrassing.
I have a busy, busy day tomorrow.
I have a science requirement, you morons!
I have profited from your ideas.
I have to deal with this alone.
I have to say good night.
I hope my demise didn't cause you any undue distress.
I hope you that you can love my daughter...
I I wish I could make you feel better.
I imagine so.
I just cross my legs real tight.
I just hate that. I wish I could help you.
I kept trying to recreate it and isolate it and find out what it was.
I knew I shouldn't have come, but...
I know I love her, Weebo.
I know I love her, Weebo.
I know that I love you,
I know there is. What is it?
I loaned this "jerknut" college money...
I love you on a subatomic level.
I love you with all my heart.
I love you.
I mean, he's a quasi plasmoid.
I never could.
I never knew what it was to begin with. It was some sort of glorious accident.
I probably would have gone mad trying to compete with you in pure thought.
I pronounce, believe it or not,
I read about it in the paper.
I think that's a little harsh, but...
I understand.
I want him to have what he wants,
I want him to have what he wants,
I was just looking over the formula. Dangerous mix.
I won't deny that I hate you for your brilliance.
I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works.
I'd rather die than disappoint you.
I'll forget the debt right now.
I'll give you the 30 days,
I'll meet you at the reception. I'm almost done. It's gonna be remarkable.
I'll never have to buy tyres again.
I'll see you at the wedding then.
I'll tell you everything I know...
I'm absent minded because I'm in love with Sara.
I'm absent minded because I'm in love with Sara.
I'm an adapter, and to that end,
I'm aware of the time. Thank you.
I'm coming, Sara!
I'm gonna do it right under Wilson Croft's nose.
I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancee...
I'm here to sell you the flubber.
I'm not absent minded because I'm selfish or crazy or...
I'm not sharing a room with him.
I'm petty, corrupt.
I'm sorry with all my heart.
I'm sorry, Sara.
I'm sorry, Wilson.
I'm the hackeysack king.
I'm up!
I'm very sorry!
I'm watching TV.
I've got it. Thank you.
I've gotta do it to prove to Sara that flubber really works.
I've gotta... I've gotta download her, quick.
I've heard that copper psych before. Excuse me. That's very volatile.
I've made a few changes.
I've removed a few of my flaws...
If Coach Barker has any sense, he has to be thinking forfeiture...
If he forgets this time, that's it.
If I did, I wouldn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory...
If I press down on the accelerator, it releases the gamma rays,
If I was human, that is.
If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.
If the flubber started working immediately.
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
If you can remember.
If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan,
If you're watching this, I'm no longer here.
If your team loses, we go up to the mountains for the weekend.
Imagine the line of shoes we could develop.
Implementing plan "B."
In layman's terms, if you apply a small amount of energy,
Instead of billions of random particles, you have a precise stream of energy.
Is "Dr Richards Life Drawing".
Is in direct proportion to the product of their masses...
Is that I ever fell in love with you.
It began with "S."
It does put the pressure on the professor to show up.
It has Swiss...
It is! Oh! Oh!
It It's the same stuff we saw the other night over at his house.
It liberates an enormous quantity of energy.
It regulates the flow of gamma radiation.
It was flying.
It will give you one heck of a headache.
It won't work. This guy? He doesn't live in the real world.
It worked!
It works!
It's 6:30 in the morning.
It's a constant, constant universe, as much as anything is constant in the universe.
It's a damn shame they're shutting your college down.
It's a human matter,
It's a little ticklish.
It's a, uh, propulsive polymer and...
It's a, uh...
It's all right. I've I've... I need to get some sort of extension cord,
It's all right. It's okay.
It's clogged. Hmm.
It's closed, okay?
It's flubber!
It's flubber.
It's flying rubber.
It's for people.
It's gonna be all right.
It's just the science of daily life that eludes you.
It's like that time you ran into the wall when I first made you.
It's not a conventional emergency.
It's not my class, is it?
It's not the time to play. We're about to make a major breakthrough.
It's not your team. They threw you off, remember that?
It's one of the rarest looks in watches you can actually own.
It's over, Phillip. You lost.
It's perfectly safe, Weebo. It's just an ordinary radioactive isotope...
It's saying that the force of attraction between two bodies...
It's so I can handle the flubber.
It's something to do with white.
It's such a pleasure to spend time with you...
It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's...
It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?
Jepner is soaring into the air, makes the steal.
Jump, Dale! Jump!
Jump, or I'll flunk you out of my department for good.
Jump! Or I'll flunk you.
Junior's home.
Just my pride.
Just the two of us.
Keep going! Open!
Kinetic test number one.
Kiss me, big boy!
Knock, knock!
Last time we were talking about Newton's Law of Gravitation.
Left, left, left, right, right, left.
Let him have it.
Let's just see how elastic you are. Okay.
Listen up here now.
Listen, I'm I'm driving up on Thursday to Rutland for the game.
Listen.
Little touch of electricity.
Look at him go! Jepner, with wings on his shoes, soaring to the other end!
Look at him. He's gross. He bounces all the time.
Look at this! Let's see what this baby will do!
Look out!
Look. Come on.
Looks like a lonely weekend in the mountains for you, Croft.
Love you, Sara.
Lovely old car.
Mambo
Mambo!
May I see my schedule, please?
May I sit here? Thank you.
Mind if I take a look under the hood?
Mm hmm.
Mm, maybe it's just glad to see you.
Mm. Perfect.
Mmm! Whoa, Weebo! I got it!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Tell me about it.
Mom. Mom!
Morning... or afternoon, whatever the case may be.
My man is working on it. It won't be a problem.
My wedding. Oh!
No such financial problems. Hey!
No, I...
No, I'm not selling.
No, no, no, no, no. Give the gun to him.
No, no! You love him. Don't give him up.
No, no.
No, no. Give it to him. N No, no. Give it to him.
No!
No. I was talking about your excitement.
No. Look.
No. No.
No. There's nothing to explain. You weren't there.
Not for computers.
Not now, Ernie! Not now!
Not to worry, Weebo. I'm very close.
Now doing it this way, I believe, is a lot more scientific...
Now get over it. This is not about cars. This is about Sara.
Now it'll work. Yes!
Now sit down!
Now we carefully place the sliding shutter mechanism...
Now what do we have to do to get you to take a hint?
Now, according to this formula, their attractive forces...
Now, either he did not understand us, or he forgot.
Now, let me show you how.
Now, the game's not over yet. Keep your chin up and your potential energy high.
Now, the steering wheel controls lateral motion.
Oh what a beautiful day
Oh, all right. Name another.
Oh, bless you. You have a cold.
Oh, boy.
Oh, but he ain't in love with me, Miss French.
Oh, can you remember?
Oh, damn! Oh!
Oh, goodness.
Oh, I don't know. Come on. I owe you dinner.
Oh, I I've never seen so many zeroes.
Oh, I'm looking forward to it. Aren't you, honey?
Oh, I'm sorry to wake you like this,
Oh, I'm very crazy about him, you see, Miss French.
Oh, Mommy...
Oh, no, no, no, Phillip, not shoes.
Oh, no.
Oh, now, we're cookin'!
Oh, Phillip would be very angry if he knew I left,
Oh, Professor.
Oh, Sara! Air travel.
Oh, wait a minute. Okay. And...
Oh, wait a minute. You can adjust it.
Oh, Weebo. Come on up.
Oh, what is it? I know it's something important. I know it!
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, you're just being a sore loser.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Bungee! Bungee!
Oh! Huh!
Oh! It has incredible inertia.
Oh! It works!
Oh! Make sure the flubber stays in the tank.
Oh! Oh, uh, thank you, whoever gave me the plate of fruit...
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh. You're elastic.
Oh! Sorry. First time flyer. Shh!
Oh! We're fine now.
Oh! Whoa!
Oh! Yes!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. All right. Let's see.
Oh. Dale!
Oh. Hmm.
Oh. Oh! Oh!
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Shh.
Oh. Very good.
Oh... Mayday!
Okay, flubber, it's time that you and I...
Okay, here we go.
Okay, Rutland may have us in height and reach,
Okay! Go! Beat them! Let's go!
Okay.
Okay.
Old T Bird. Why?
On everything between us that you'll be there, okay?
On her screen at the end?
One goon.
One hundred and eight games.
One more time. What happened?
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Ah!
Ooh! We are finished!
Ooh! You're highly viscous.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. Oh, baby. That's gotta hurt.
Ooh. You're ductile.
Oops.
Or bombarding it with light bulb photon flashes.
Or crazy or... or inconsiderate.
Or inconsiderate.
Or university that isn't in financial trouble.
Organic catalyst.
Ouch.
Out!
Outside of the Ivy League, name me one private college...
Over here.
Ow!
Ow!
Pardon me, boys. Educator coming through.
Pardon me, Mr Seldon.
Perhaps we could make a deal.
Phillip,
Phillip, please be careful.
Phillip! Over here!
Phillip.
Playing keep away are the Rangers. Here's a wide open "J" by Hatch.
Please. You've gotta see this.
Popped Smith in the head.
Probably a file name.
Probably just as well that it's over.
Professor Brainard. Dr Reynolds.
Professor, I think you gave it a little too much free will.
Professor. It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
Prove what, honey?
Put Put it in his hand and give it to him.
Quiet.
Right turn.
Right.
Rutland would die to have you.
Rutland, if they can just stay awake, should be able...
Rutland! Rangers!
Sara, it's much more than that.
Sara, m m may I speak to you for a moment? Alone?
Sara, Sara. I'll do it.
Sara, this is the reason I didn't make it last night.
Sara!
Sara! Ooh! Very sorry.
Sara?
Sara?
Sara?
Sara?
Sara? Sara, it's me.
Sara.
Sara.
Secondary flubber experiment.
See if you can get me another ten grand on Rutland.
She needs to assist me. Rub it on your hands.
She sees me.
She was damaged... It's, you know... download... random piece of information.
She's losing power. It's okay. It's all right.
She's She's losing...
Shop somewhere else, lady.
Should I call the church and tell them you'll be late?
Show time.
Silly me turned it off. Turns right back on.
Since Rutland is going to lose, I'll pay.
Since when is it within the rules for a player to accompany the ball through the hoop?
Sir Isaac.
So that you could stay home and make some green goo.
So, in essence that is gravity and this...
So, it functions a lot like a normal automatic shift...
Somebody in your organization screwed up big time.
Something so I can recharge her.
Son of a...
Sorry, Sara.
Sounds like baby shampoo.
Squirt gun.
Start right up. Oh, please turn over!
Stirring in solution.
Sure, they're they're better coached,
Surprise, surprise.
Take it!
Tell him I'm busy. Thank him for the interest.
Testing, testing.
Than dropping it or kicking it...
Thank you, Betty.
Thank you, Weber.
Thank you.
Thanks for the sentiment, Weebo, but...
That amazing aerial ballet...
That doesn't matter any more,
That they be husband and wife together.
That triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration.
That triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration.
That we can use to force him to change the kid's grade.
That Weber is now removing from the lead containment unit.
That's gone.
That's my girl.
That's not fair!
That's not helpful.
That's not true. There's always another chance. I mean, you never know, right?
That's ridiculous.
That's right, we did! It went well?
That's very cold.
That's what I've been saying. Flubber.
The Earth! Ah.
The flubber is placed in my back pocket.
The gamma radiation triggers a metastable decay in the flubber itself.
The hydrocarbons have been inhibiting the cooper pairs.
The Medfield Squirrels are trying to complete this astonishing comeback.
The Medfield Squirrels tonight are getting their nuts buried,
The moment you stop applying energy, it returns to a quasi plasmoid state.
The positive...
The shutter's jammed probably, Weebo. We're okay.
The stillness.
The The boy knew we were having persuasion problems, sir.
The wedding! Sara and I. Oh, the wedding.
The wedding. Oh, I can't miss this one, Weebo.
The whole world below and beyond.
Then you place the radioactive isotope...
There you are.
There you go.
There's a lot of money in your discovery.
There's no chance that anything could go wrong!
There's no doubt you're the brighter of the two of us.
There's no monsters or bad guys way up here, okay?
There's not a darn thing to be afraid of, pal.
These rodents have fought their little hearts out tonight,
They can't just close down the school.
They have built up a commanding lead in the first half.
They have the advantage on offence...
They took the flubber.
They're undefeated in their last...
This definitely has applications in the field of sports.
This is how we save the school.
This is it. This is the solution.
This is really not an area you're qualified to offer perspective on.
This watch we have here is called the scarab.
This will save the school, Phillip.
This. Flight.
Three to one elasticity ratio, fifty pound ballast.
Till I can make repairs.
To review: We see this "G" is like the "C" in E=MC squared.
To steamroll the Squirrels here tonight at the...
To surface of bowling ball.
To synthetic leather surface of basketball.
Too bad it's so unstable.
Tracking. It's me. Professor Brainard.
Trailing by 51 at intermission.
Truth is, Weebo,
Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent minded because I'm selfish...
Trying to figure out how the world works.
Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
Two goons.
Two points.
Two years.
Uh, help.
Uh, Professor...
Uh, yeow!
Uh, you're an elastomer. Yes, uh, um...
Um, Professor,
Um, sh she's leaking battery fluid.
Underneath the flubber.
Unless you didn't tell me something.
Up and ready for a new day.
Very good, Weber.
Very good. Ah.
Very good. Right.
Very tight. Tight.
W... Stop that and give it to him.
Was because I flubberized the boys' shoes.
Was so he could get straight A's and go to Harvard Business School.
Watch your back, smart guy.
Watch yourself.
We can control the movement of the flubber itself.
We did it!
We have a lot to talk about today, so let's get into it without delay.
We just gotta get you to the docking station...
We talked to the, uh, that Brainard guy, the chemistry professor.
We understand.
We... We will.
We'd be together with nothing but time.
We'll fly over to Sara's house, park this baby on the roof,
We'll get you upstairs, onto AC and...
We'll have to get the "F" changed to an "A."
Weebo, can you hear me?
Weebo, I just had this amazing dream!
Weebo, it's me.
Weebo, there is nothing to worry about.
Weebo! Weebo!
Weebo?
Weebo?
Weebo?
Weebo?
Weebo?
Weebo.
Weight and power,
Welcome back to Rutland Arena for half number two.
Well, I could make it a lot easier for you.
Well, I don't have much of a smile, but I do have a brain.
Well, I don't know. I'm sorry. I know it's so frustrating, isn't it?
Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.
Well, if you think that you are going to get my sympathy, you are wasting your time.
Well, in his case, once is justifiable...
Well, maybe I'm old fashioned, but I believe...
Well, this is going to be the very last time I try to marry you.
Well, uh, let's see.
Well, you were right. I wasn't right for her.
What a coincidence.
What are you working on?
What do you say we take her for a ride?
What happens to the soul of a machine, Sara?
What is it? Oh.
What is it? There's something. There's something there.
What kind of car does that Brainard fellow drive?
What the...
What was that word she was displaying...
What you have to say to her, you can say to both of us,
What?
What?
Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.
When a man says he has principles, what he means is...
When I exit this window, I will fall to the ground.
When I hit the ground, the flubber will send me right back up unharmed. Watch.
When I leave, I take my offer with me.
When they saw us flying, they couldn't wait to write the cheque.
When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say,
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! I got it!
Whoa! Oh! Oh, Weebo!
Whoa! Oh.
Whoa! Yes!
Why don't they? Hmm?
Why the long face?
Why was she displaying it?
Will you please let me explain?
Wilson.
Wish I understood emotions and passions. I wish I understood any of that.
