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Fifty Shades of Black "Fifty Shades of Black" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2016. It serves as a parody of the

Fifty Shades of Black

"Fifty Shades of Black" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2016. It serves as a parody of the popular book and movie series "Fifty Shades of Grey." Written by Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez, the film stars Marlon Wayans himself in the lead role. It cleverly satirizes the romantic drama genre, creating a raucous experience that leaves audiences in stitches.

The film follows the story of Hannah, a young college student who meets a wealthy and enigmatic businessman named Christian Black. While trying to interview him for her school newspaper, Hannah finds herself irresistibly attracted to Christian. As their relationship develops, Hannah is introduced to the world of Kink and BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism). However, Hannah soon discovers Christian's peculiarities and secrets that lead to a series of comical situations.

Marlon Wayans, known for his roles in comedies like "Scary Movie" and "White Chicks," brings his unique comedic style to "Fifty Shades of Black." His impeccable timing and physical comedy add layers of laughter to every scene. Wayans portrays Christian Black with over-the-top mannerisms and a knack for delivering hilarious lines.

The film also features an exceptional cast that includes Kali Hawk as Hannah, the charming and adventurous student. Hawk brings her comedic talents to the table, perfectly complementing Wayan's performance. Her chemistry with Wayans adds depth and authenticity to their on-screen relationship.

Additionally, the film includes a stellar supporting cast, including Mike Epps as Ron, a friend of Christian who provides comedic relief throughout the story. Affion Crockett portrays Eli, Hannah's awkward and supportive roommate, while Jane Seymour adds a touch of elegance as Christian's mother, Claire Black.

Directed by Michael Tiddes, the film preserves the comical style seen in his previous collaborations with Marlon Wayans, such as "A Haunted House." Together, they create a visually engaging and uproariously funny experience that keeps viewers entertained from start to finish. With clever parodies of iconic scenes from "Fifty Shades of Grey," "Fifty Shades of Black" successfully distinguishes itself as an independent comedy.

The film's soundtrack is notable, featuring hits from various genres that add depth and exaggeration to the comedic moments. The soundscape is a chaotic mix of seductive beats, romantic melodies, and playful tunes. These sounds will transport viewers into the wacky world of "Fifty Shades of Black" and enhance their overall experience.

To fully immerse yourself in the hilarity of "Fifty Shades of Black," you can play and download these sounds here. Whether you want to reminisce about the outrageous comedy or have a good laugh with friends, the soundtrack captures the essence of the film and guarantees a good time.

"Fifty Shades of Black" stands as a comedic gem that pokes fun at the serious nature of the romantic drama genre. With a talented cast, masterful direction, and a hilarious script, this parody film delivers laughter in abundance. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the wild ride that is "Fifty Shades of Black."

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A bitch gotta get hers. You keep licking that bootie, okay?
A bitch gotta get hers. You keep licking that bootie, okay?
A broke college graduate with a liberal arts degree
A broke college graduate with a liberal arts degree
A hundred jus... I can't even count that far.
A hundred jus... I can't even count that far.
A little Proactiv on it.
A little Proactiv on it.
A lot of Mexicans out there just crossing the border and shit!
A lot of Mexicans out there just crossing the border and shit!
A nondisclosure agreement
A nondisclosure agreement
A nondisclosure agreement.
A nondisclosure agreement.
A pencil.
A pencil.
A pencil... You should've just said that in the beginning!
A pencil... You should've just said that in the beginning!
About you right now.
About you right now.
Adopting underprivileged children.
Adopting underprivileged children.
After he left the Funky Bunch and started acting, girl.
After he left the Funky Bunch and started acting, girl.
After lunch and two games of racquetball.
After lunch and two games of racquetball.
After you.
After you.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Fuck!
Ah! Fuck!
Ah...
Ah...
Ah... Fuck my mouth with your fingers.
Ah... Fuck my mouth with your fingers.
Ah... You...
Ah... You...
Aha! Old trusty dusty!
Aha! Old trusty dusty!
Aha.
Aha.
All I ask is that you do your very best.
All I ask is that you do your very best.
All right, give me a smile.
All right, give me a smile.
All right, just sign here.
All right, just sign here.
All right, let's break the Internet.
All right, let's break the Internet.
All right, so listen. Meet me at the office later.
All right, so listen. Meet me at the office later.
All right, that's a custom job.
All right, that's a custom job.
All right.
All right.
All she wanted was some soap!
All she wanted was some soap!
Anal, yes. Fisting, sure.
Anal, yes. Fisting, sure.
And 'gust ashy 'm some phases.
And 'gust ashy 'm some phases.
And a shovel.
And a shovel.
And a wedding where we invite 500 of our closest friends,
And a wedding where we invite 500 of our closest friends,
And don't worry about those ingrown hairs on your penis.
And don't worry about those ingrown hairs on your penis.
And for Mai, of course, we have Peking Duck
And for Mai, of course, we have Peking Duck
And fuck you back to the future.
And fuck you back to the future.
And have the family over for dinner.
And have the family over for dinner.
And he ain't afraid to get a bitch pregnant.
And he ain't afraid to get a bitch pregnant.
And he tells her the story about their lives together.
And he tells her the story about their lives together.
And he wakes up every day
And he wakes up every day
And he's a major beneficiary of our university.
And he's a major beneficiary of our university.
And humiliate me in unimaginable ways,
And humiliate me in unimaginable ways,
And I done been with a lot of hos
And I done been with a lot of hos
And I have the blue balls to prove it.
And I have the blue balls to prove it.
And I love when my dick's in you naked
And I love when my dick's in you naked
And I say rhino because you're a lot fatter than I thought,
And I say rhino because you're a lot fatter than I thought,
And I thought it was cute.
And I thought it was cute.
And I'd be like, "Shut up," and I hit you with the neuron, like...
And I'd be like, "Shut up," and I hit you with the neuron, like...
And I'd be like, "You fell."
And I'd be like, "You fell."
And I'm currently working on a fifth.
And I'm currently working on a fifth.
And I'm gonna ram your ass so hard
And I'm gonna ram your ass so hard
And if you break them, you should be punished.
And if you break them, you should be punished.
And in exchange for all this torture,
And in exchange for all this torture,
And it's a start, okay?
And it's a start, okay?
And it's true. Especially when it comes
And it's true. Especially when it comes
And just toss your little ugly ass
And just toss your little ugly ass
And maybe we could advance to a Tiffany's engagement ring,
And maybe we could advance to a Tiffany's engagement ring,
And my music teacher.
And my music teacher.
And no future prospects.
And no future prospects.
And now the real torture begins.
And now the real torture begins.
And putting a lot of emotional guilt on each other.
And putting a lot of emotional guilt on each other.
And quick. Apparently, it's the best way.
And quick. Apparently, it's the best way.
And she's just a housewife.
And she's just a housewife.
And sometimes the pain is not in your mind!
And sometimes the pain is not in your mind!
And strike out vaginal fisting.
And strike out vaginal fisting.
And the day after that.
And the day after that.
And the girl with the big ass forehead?
And the girl with the big ass forehead?
And the smells that's on my fingers
And the smells that's on my fingers
And the village is a gangbang.
And the village is a gangbang.
And then I will send you to your room
And then I will send you to your room
And then they take a nap, but they don't wake up.
And then they take a nap, but they don't wake up.
And then wanted to settle down with me, and I went for it.
And then wanted to settle down with me, and I went for it.
And they will have no problem coming down here
And they will have no problem coming down here
And they will swoop down on you
And they will swoop down on you
And they would kill for this meal.
And they would kill for this meal.
And Thing 2 for Halloween this year.
And Thing 2 for Halloween this year.
And this is for the little white girl in Fifty Shades of Grey!
And this is for the little white girl in Fifty Shades of Grey!
And three large boxes of space Pampers.
And three large boxes of space Pampers.
And what would I get out of it?
And what would I get out of it?
And when do we eat shit?
And when do we eat shit?
And when I passed out on the 23rd floor,
And when I passed out on the 23rd floor,
And women go for this?
And women go for this?
And you got this bump on your nose
And you got this bump on your nose
And you know the old saying, "It takes a village."
And you know the old saying, "It takes a village."
And you know what the biggest
And you know what the biggest
And you show them ****as love! Show them ****as love!
And you show them ****as love! Show them ****as love!
And you, like, suck my dick. Huh?
And you, like, suck my dick. Huh?
And you, sir.
And you, sir.
And you! You are a stripper!
And you! You are a stripper!
And you'll get your freedom papers.
And you'll get your freedom papers.
And your big ol' Usher nose,
And your big ol' Usher nose,
And your favorite, of course, hot sauce!
And your favorite, of course, hot sauce!
And your lesson starts right here.
And your lesson starts right here.
And your vag doesn't get stretched out
And your vag doesn't get stretched out
Are we ever happy to meet you, Hannah.
Are we ever happy to meet you, Hannah.
Are we gonna go on your private jet?
Are we gonna go on your private jet?
Are you a romantic?
Are you a romantic?
Are you asleep already?
Are you asleep already?
Are you gonna find something that actually works?
Are you gonna find something that actually works?
Are you gonna spank me? All this build up is getting boring.
Are you gonna spank me? All this build up is getting boring.
Are you kidding me? Cuatro comes after tres.
Are you kidding me? Cuatro comes after tres.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you ready for the ride of your life?
Are you ready for the ride of your life?
Are you ready, Ms. Steale?
Are you ready, Ms. Steale?
Are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Are you thinkin' about marrying her?
Are you thinkin' about marrying her?
Are you, like, Donald Trump running for president drunk
Are you, like, Donald Trump running for president drunk
As long as you promise you won't tell my dad I fucked a black guy.
As long as you promise you won't tell my dad I fucked a black guy.
As you should, Mother.
As you should, Mother.
At the bottom of the ocean.
At the bottom of the ocean.
At this little club in Tampa.
At this little club in Tampa.
Aw, this is cute. I get it, a little role play.
Aw, this is cute. I get it, a little role play.
Baby, come on now.
Baby, come on now.
Baby, you are.
Baby, you are.
Baby, you take it to the next level,
Baby, you take it to the next level,
Bad girl! Bad, bad, bad girl!
Bad girl! Bad, bad, bad girl!
Balls deep.
Balls deep.
Be happy you ain't got this chlamydia, all right?
Be happy you ain't got this chlamydia, all right?
Because I rolled my eyes.
Because I rolled my eyes.
Because I'm 51 shades of fucked up!
Because I'm 51 shades of fucked up!
Because I'm deep.
Because I'm deep.
Because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.
Because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.
Because my roommate is in there.
Because my roommate is in there.
Because they're dead.
Because they're dead.
Because you don't live here and you don't have a key.
Because you don't live here and you don't have a key.
Because you forgot to put them in there.
Because you forgot to put them in there.
Because you're a sicko who likes abusing women.
Because you're a sicko who likes abusing women.
Before he stopped doing his own taxes.
Before he stopped doing his own taxes.
Behind this door is my playroom.
Behind this door is my playroom.
Being that you from a drunken whore.
Being that you from a drunken whore.
Bend over.
Bend over.
Between global warming and the world economy crashing,
Between global warming and the world economy crashing,
Big brother almighty!
Big brother almighty!
Bingo.
Bingo.
Bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout Lil Weezy!
Bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout Lil Weezy!
Bitch, it's raining.
Bitch, it's raining.
Bitch, you lickin' that butthole!
Bitch, you lickin' that butthole!
Black, I really like you, man.
Black, I really like you, man.
Blowjob?
Blowjob?
Boo, boo, boo, hey, hey, hey.
Boo, boo, boo, hey, hey, hey.
Boy, was I mistaken!
Boy, was I mistaken!
Boyfriend!
Boyfriend!
But first you're gonna have to sign
But first you're gonna have to sign
But I promised Hannah I'd show her the estate.
But I promised Hannah I'd show her the estate.
But I still hide my wallet at night, just in case.
But I still hide my wallet at night, just in case.
But I want it to have some experience.
But I want it to have some experience.
But I was!
But I was!
But I...
But I...
But I've never seen anything like this.
But I've never seen anything like this.
But just long enough to know what a penis tastes like.
But just long enough to know what a penis tastes like.
But they made him cry in Glory.
But they made him cry in Glory.
But we talk about each other behind each other's back, like,
But we talk about each other behind each other's back, like,
But what you got here is an over molded swivel key.
But what you got here is an over molded swivel key.
But what you not gonna do...
But what you not gonna do...
But you ended up looking real good,
But you ended up looking real good,
But you had this Gideon Bible in there and I couldn't fit.
But you had this Gideon Bible in there and I couldn't fit.
But you just wanna take you home and give you love,
But you just wanna take you home and give you love,
But you licked this one, and did all sorts of other weird stuff to it.
But you licked this one, and did all sorts of other weird stuff to it.
But you're gonna have to pack a bag.
But you're gonna have to pack a bag.
But you've been a naughty girl.
But you've been a naughty girl.
But, I mean, that could belong to any black Christian, right?
But, I mean, that could belong to any black Christian, right?
But, like, short and thick, girl?
But, like, short and thick, girl?
But...
But...
Bye, bitch.
Bye, bitch.
Bye!
Bye!
Call me "****a" again.
Call me "****a" again.
Can I help you with something?
Can I help you with something?
Can I show you some love?
Can I show you some love?
Can't take his eyes off of Anderson Cooper.
Can't take his eyes off of Anderson Cooper.
Chapter 23.
Chapter 23.
Check this out. Look at this.
Check this out. Look at this.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Chlorophyll, wood chipper, plastic sheets
Chlorophyll, wood chipper, plastic sheets
Christian Black.
Christian Black.
Christian, I think it'd be best if you leave.
Christian, I think it'd be best if you leave.
Christian, I thought you'd like it.
Christian, I thought you'd like it.
Christian, I've fallen head over heels in love with you.
Christian, I've fallen head over heels in love with you.
Christian, stay down!
Christian, stay down!
Christian, this is crazy. Why do you need to punish me?
Christian, this is crazy. Why do you need to punish me?
Christian, we have to talk.
Christian, we have to talk.
Christian, you can do so much better.
Christian, you can do so much better.
Christian, you don't want somebody like me.
Christian, you don't want somebody like me.
Christian!
Christian!
Christian?
Christian?
Christian.
Christian.
Christian.
Christian.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, don't hate me.
Come on, don't hate me.
Come on, let's get you home.
Come on, let's get you home.
Come on, let's get you outta here.
Come on, let's get you outta here.
Come on, let's get you up.
Come on, let's get you up.
Come on, there's other black actors!
Come on, there's other black actors!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on! Just one kiss, man!
Come on. Come on! Just one kiss, man!
Come pushing up on this thickness.
Come pushing up on this thickness.
Come with me. I'll explain.
Come with me. I'll explain.
Comin' to you, ****a.
Comin' to you, ****a.
Congratulations, Hannah.
Congratulations, Hannah.
Dad!
Dad!
Damn it, that shit was cold!
Damn it, that shit was cold!
Damn, bitch... I mean, girl.
Damn, bitch... I mean, girl.
Damn, girl.
Damn, girl.
Damn, you must be giving that bomb head!
Damn, you must be giving that bomb head!
Damn!
Damn!
Dance!
Dance!
Deeper, Daddy, deeper! Yeah!
Deeper, Daddy, deeper! Yeah!
Desktop!
Desktop!
Did he leave?
Did he leave?
Did I tell you that twins run in my family?
Did I tell you that twins run in my family?
Did that hurt?
Did that hurt?
Did you break my fucking stool?
Did you break my fucking stool?
Did you die?
Did you die?
Did you do it?
Did you do it?
Did you see his haircut, girl?
Did you see his haircut, girl?
Did you undress me?
Did you undress me?
Different.
Different.
Dildos, I guess. Butt plugs, fine.
Dildos, I guess. Butt plugs, fine.
Disappointment of all is to me?
Disappointment of all is to me?
Do not apologize for me, Christian.
Do not apologize for me, Christian.
Do not move,
Do not move,
Do you know why I brought you here, Hannah?
Do you know why I brought you here, Hannah?
Do you know why I hit you in the head
Do you know why I hit you in the head
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Do you love her?
Do you love her?
Does it make you happy to see me like this?
Does it make you happy to see me like this?
Does it matter?
Does it matter?
Dominant submissive thing?
Dominant submissive thing?
Don't be fresh, Mai!
Don't be fresh, Mai!
Don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer,
Don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer,
Don't feel bad.
Don't feel bad.
Don't give her all the dick, bro.
Don't give her all the dick, bro.
Don't let me get to clappin', boo.
Don't let me get to clappin', boo.
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
Don't look so nervous, Christian.
Don't look so nervous, Christian.
Don't tell me what to do,
Don't tell me what to do,
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Don't worry about it. It's your first time. Don't sweat it.
Don't worry about it. It's your first time. Don't sweat it.
Don't worry. She's being well taken care of.
Don't worry. She's being well taken care of.
Drinks anyone? Drinkies?
Drinks anyone? Drinkies?
Eat.
Eat.
Eh... Handcuff.
Eh... Handcuff.
Either that or some leftover pizza, or maybe a Hot Pocket.
Either that or some leftover pizza, or maybe a Hot Pocket.
Empire.
Empire.
Enough of your games. It's about to get real dark in here.
Enough of your games. It's about to get real dark in here.
Enough with the interrogation.
Enough with the interrogation.
Especially for the whole waterboarding thing.
Especially for the whole waterboarding thing.
Especially if it's for money or crack.
Especially if it's for money or crack.
Even the antibacterial soap!
Even the antibacterial soap!
Even The Last Song.
Even The Last Song.
Even the one with Miley Cyrus?
Even the one with Miley Cyrus?
Every time I hear it, I just wanna go, "Where's my daddy?"
Every time I hear it, I just wanna go, "Where's my daddy?"
Ew...
Ew...
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse us, please.
Excuse us, please.
Fear type shit right now, girl.
Fear type shit right now, girl.
Fine, you want me to leave? You want me to leave? Fine, I will leave!
Fine, you want me to leave? You want me to leave? Fine, I will leave!
First off, you'll get grounded.
First off, you'll get grounded.
Flight would've been a fucking Soul Plane!
Flight would've been a fucking Soul Plane!
Flo Rida is lucky.
Flo Rida is lucky.
Follow me.
Follow me.
For Christian, of course, we have fried chicken and Kool Aid.
For Christian, of course, we have fried chicken and Kool Aid.
For reasons just like this. Hmm.
For reasons just like this. Hmm.
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
From the Mandarin province of China.
From the Mandarin province of China.
Fuck the bullshit.
Fuck the bullshit.
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Get out!
Get out!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get your knowledge, man, 'cause you got a lot of wisdom.
Get your knowledge, man, 'cause you got a lot of wisdom.
Girl, he's staring at you like some real
Girl, he's staring at you like some real
Girl, I'll see you later.
Girl, I'll see you later.
Girl, you are 20 something years old!
Girl, you are 20 something years old!
Girl, you got that list of questions?
Girl, you got that list of questions?
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give me that!
Give me that!
Give up hope! Think about it.
Give up hope! Think about it.
Gnaw and suck.
Gnaw and suck.
Gnaw and suck. It's hard.
Gnaw and suck. It's hard.
God damn it, Hannah!
God damn it, Hannah!
God damn it, motherfucker!
God damn it, motherfucker!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it! It stings so bad!
God damn it! It stings so bad!
God damn it! Motherfuck!
God damn it! Motherfuck!
God, how long has this been going on?
God, how long has this been going on?
God, my arms are really starting to hurt.
God, my arms are really starting to hurt.
God!
God!
God! God! God! God!
God! God! God! God!
Goin' raw in you, you, you, you
Goin' raw in you, you, you, you
Goin' raw in you, you, you“...
Goin' raw in you, you, you“...
Good girl.
Good girl.
Good girl. Phew!
Good girl. Phew!
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good, 'cause you got fucked up!
Good, 'cause you got fucked up!
Gosh, my eyes are hurting.
Gosh, my eyes are hurting.
Gosh! Here, take 'em!
Gosh! Here, take 'em!
Got a long drive ahead of me.
Got a long drive ahead of me.
Got him.
Got him.
Got these from my grandma.
Got these from my grandma.
Great.
Great.
Ha!
Ha!
Handcuffs. All right.
Handcuffs. All right.
Hands up.
Hands up.
Hannah, are you wasted?
Hannah, are you wasted?
Hannah, Christian's Chinese sister, Mai, has come to town,
Hannah, Christian's Chinese sister, Mai, has come to town,
Hannah, I would really recommend
Hannah, I would really recommend
Hannah, listen, you are my best friend, okay?
Hannah, listen, you are my best friend, okay?
Hannah, this is my dad, Gary.
Hannah, this is my dad, Gary.
Hannah, this is my little brother, Eli.
Hannah, this is my little brother, Eli.
Hannah, where is your family from?
Hannah, where is your family from?
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah! Did you just kiss me on my lips?
Hannah! Did you just kiss me on my lips?
Hannah! It's so good to see you.
Hannah! It's so good to see you.
Hannah.
Hannah.
Hannah....Hannah, you feeling all right? A little woozy perhaps?
Hannah....Hannah, you feeling all right? A little woozy perhaps?
Hannah“.
Hannah“.
Hard and quick.
Hard and quick.
Hate you?
Hate you?
Have a nice day, Ms. Steale.
Have a nice day, Ms. Steale.
Have one of these. Here you go.
Have one of these. Here you go.
Have you ever tried to eat steak with one molar?
Have you ever tried to eat steak with one molar?
Have you never had sex with a virgin before?
Have you never had sex with a virgin before?
He asked me to go to coffee with him after the shoot.
He asked me to go to coffee with him after the shoot.
He comin' back!
He comin' back!
He gonna be like, "Oh, girl, no, it's just skin tags."
He gonna be like, "Oh, girl, no, it's just skin tags."
He is deep.
He is deep.
He look like Marky Mark
He look like Marky Mark
He never forgot her.
He never forgot her.
He was all right, I guess.
He was all right, I guess.
He's been dead for five years!
He's been dead for five years!
He's well groomed, loves Lady Gaga.
He's well groomed, loves Lady Gaga.
Hell to the no!
Hell to the no!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Hello.
Hello.
Hence all the whips, chains and freaky sex toys.
Hence all the whips, chains and freaky sex toys.
Here, Hannah, here.
Here, Hannah, here.
Here, let me open it up so you can hear it.
Here, let me open it up so you can hear it.
Here, now, help me outta here.
Here, now, help me outta here.
Here. Just contact me.
Here. Just contact me.
Hey, dipshits, it's called a Tile.
Hey, dipshits, it's called a Tile.
Hey, hey, hey, hold up, player!
Hey, hey, hey, hold up, player!
Hey, hey. Ooh. Snap.
Hey, hey. Ooh. Snap.
Hey, how did you get in here?
Hey, how did you get in here?
Hey, if your roommate needs a photo to go with the story,
Hey, if your roommate needs a photo to go with the story,
Hey, sir! Sir! Come back!
Hey, sir! Sir! Come back!
Hey, the mail come already?
Hey, the mail come already?
Hey, where are my other stepdads?
Hey, where are my other stepdads?
Hey, you don't have to compete with it!
Hey, you don't have to compete with it!
Hey!
Hey!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi! I'm Mai!
Hi! I'm Mai!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hmm, Mr. Black.
Hmm, Mr. Black.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holy shit, you're good!
Holy shit, you're good!
Holy shit! You live here?
Holy shit! You live here?
Home stretch! Yes!
Home stretch! Yes!
How about some wine?
How about some wine?
How about this? Let's try in Spanish.
How about this? Let's try in Spanish.
How about your mother?
How about your mother?
How are you gonna punish me?
How are you gonna punish me?
How come you didn't tell me about her?
How come you didn't tell me about her?
How could you think this was gonna end well?
How could you think this was gonna end well?
How did this slip through the cracks?
How did this slip through the cracks?
How is he gonna love you? He doesn't even love himself.
How is he gonna love you? He doesn't even love himself.
How many more fuckups are you gonna bring in here?
How many more fuckups are you gonna bring in here?
How many times I gotta tell you? Black lives matter.
How many times I gotta tell you? Black lives matter.
How they gonna see you in the dark, bitch? How they gonna see you?
How they gonna see you in the dark, bitch? How they gonna see you?
How to count or how to speak Spanish.
How to count or how to speak Spanish.
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
How you feelin'?
How you feelin'?
However, it is a prominent trait in your genealogical pool.
However, it is a prominent trait in your genealogical pool.
I already sold that piece of shit.
I already sold that piece of shit.
I am so sorry, Hannah.
I am so sorry, Hannah.
I am tired. Oh, God, that is exhausting.
I am tired. Oh, God, that is exhausting.
I am your mother, and I love you
I am your mother, and I love you
I assumed that he was...
I assumed that he was...
I bet you could probably spit a lot of game to me, my ****a.
I bet you could probably spit a lot of game to me, my ****a.
I can get down with that short, fat dick.
I can get down with that short, fat dick.
I can only deal with so much. 99's fine.
I can only deal with so much. 99's fine.
I can't believe you thought I was gonna take you on the chopper.
I can't believe you thought I was gonna take you on the chopper.
I can't believe you thought I'd take you on a private jet.
I can't believe you thought I'd take you on a private jet.
I can't believe you're a Republican.
I can't believe you're a Republican.
I can't help it when a tall, athletic brother
I can't help it when a tall, athletic brother
I can't remember the safe word.
I can't remember the safe word.
I can't seem to find those in my...
I can't seem to find those in my...
I can't take that shit anywhere, girl.
I can't take that shit anywhere, girl.
I didn't catch the last thing.
I didn't catch the last thing.
I didn't lick a butthole!
I didn't lick a butthole!
I didn't wanna have to do this to you,
I didn't wanna have to do this to you,
I do that. But I don't do romance.
I do that. But I don't do romance.
I don't do the romance thing.
I don't do the romance thing.
I don't even know what the hell flogging means,
I don't even know what the hell flogging means,
I don't even know why you're trying to better yourselves.
I don't even know why you're trying to better yourselves.
I don't exactly fit in.
I don't exactly fit in.
I don't keep up on current events!
I don't keep up on current events!
I don't know how to count, okay?
I don't know how to count, okay?
I don't know what to do!
I don't know what to do!
I don't know when you gonna be this drunk again!
I don't know when you gonna be this drunk again!
I don't know who that ****a is with his shirt off.
I don't know who that ****a is with his shirt off.
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I see the way the women dress around here.
I don't know. I see the way the women dress around here.
I don't make love. I fuck.
I don't make love. I fuck.
I don't make the rules, I'm just telling you.
I don't make the rules, I'm just telling you.
I don't understand your whole fixation on him.
I don't understand your whole fixation on him.
I don't understand!
I don't understand!
I don't want it all worn out like an old washing machine belt
I don't want it all worn out like an old washing machine belt
I don't... I don't understand.
I don't... I don't understand.
I even learned to speak Mandarin for Mai.
I even learned to speak Mandarin for Mai.
I feel better already.
I feel better already.
I forgot that was today.
I forgot that was today.
I fucking hit you with everything. I don't get it.
I fucking hit you with everything. I don't get it.
I fucks with your stepdad.
I fucks with your stepdad.
I get you?
I get you?
I got 99 problems, but now a bitch is one!
I got 99 problems, but now a bitch is one!
I got a lot of wisdom and I been through a lot,
I got a lot of wisdom and I been through a lot,
I got all ashy, like E.T. when he was sick in the river.
I got all ashy, like E.T. when he was sick in the river.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
I got eaten out outside of McDonald's.
I got eaten out outside of McDonald's.
I got my money
I got my money
I got three fillets for fryin'.
I got three fillets for fryin'.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I gotta go to the ladies' room.
I gotta go to the ladies' room.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta stop binging on Netflix.
I gotta stop binging on Netflix.
I guess I should've tried pulling.
I guess I should've tried pulling.
I guess.
I guess.
I had plenty of time to think.
I had plenty of time to think.
I hate him. I'm gonna call him.
I hate him. I'm gonna call him.
I hate to throw a monkey wrench
I hate to throw a monkey wrench
I hate you the way black people hate cops.
I hate you the way black people hate cops.
I have a very important question to ask you, Ms. Steale.
I have a very important question to ask you, Ms. Steale.
I have four restraining orders,
I have four restraining orders,
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I have one last surprise for you.
I have one last surprise for you.
I have rhythm!
I have rhythm!
I have something special planned for you.
I have something special planned for you.
I have something very important I wanna tell you.
I have something very important I wanna tell you.
I have to warn you, elevators make me horny.
I have to warn you, elevators make me horny.
I haven't blinked once.
I haven't blinked once.
I haven't really felt anything down there
I haven't really felt anything down there
I just fucked her a few times.
I just fucked her a few times.
I just want to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
I just want to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
I knew I should have had you sign this contract.
I knew I should have had you sign this contract.
I knew you loved me.
I knew you loved me.
I know how it goes.
I know how it goes.
I know ****as, grimy ****as who do not value themselves,
I know ****as, grimy ****as who do not value themselves,
I know what you're saying,
I know what you're saying,
I know, 'cause, boy,
I know, 'cause, boy,
I know, but I'm trying, okay?
I know, but I'm trying, okay?
I know.
I know.
I know. But I have softer whips.
I know. But I have softer whips.
I know. I'm not even taking any birth control and I'm ovulating.
I know. I'm not even taking any birth control and I'm ovulating.
I like baby talk, I like to cuddle.
I like baby talk, I like to cuddle.
I like it the black way, you know, where we curse each other out,
I like it the black way, you know, where we curse each other out,
I like this fella!
I like this fella!
I like this ****a right here.
I like this ****a right here.
I live here.
I live here.
I lo...
I lo...
I lo...
I lo...
I loathe you.
I loathe you.
I lost six essential teeth.
I lost six essential teeth.
I love it! More!
I love it! More!
I love knitting.
I love knitting.
I love you and all, but you don't even have a ring yet.
I love you and all, but you don't even have a ring yet.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, get in touch with you!
I mean, get in touch with you!
I mean, I like long walks on the beach.
I mean, I like long walks on the beach.
I mean, I might've dipped, but...
I mean, I might've dipped, but...
I mean, if you're gonna do anal,
I mean, if you're gonna do anal,
I mean, it seemed almost inevitable
I mean, it seemed almost inevitable
I mean, it's not even legally enforceable. You know that, right?
I mean, it's not even legally enforceable. You know that, right?
I mean, not really. You look like a sad Gollum.
I mean, not really. You look like a sad Gollum.
I mean, okay, shh...
I mean, okay, shh...
I mean, she was so sweet.
I mean, she was so sweet.
I mean, unless you don't want me to.
I mean, unless you don't want me to.
I mean, who doesn't wanna be them?
I mean, who doesn't wanna be them?
I mean, you hit that statue like a hard charging rhino,
I mean, you hit that statue like a hard charging rhino,
I mean, you're the first woman I've seen Christian with.
I mean, you're the first woman I've seen Christian with.
I mean... The car was a steal.
I mean... The car was a steal.
I might mistake you for a serial killer.
I might mistake you for a serial killer.
I need my car back.
I need my car back.
I need you to count with me.
I need you to count with me.
I ordered you some breakfast.
I ordered you some breakfast.
I realized I owed you an apology.
I realized I owed you an apology.
I really wanna show you.
I really wanna show you.
I said count with me!
I said count with me!
I said don't move!
I said don't move!
I said I really love this job. It's amazing.
I said I really love this job. It's amazing.
I said I'll see you later.
I said I'll see you later.
I said later I wanna hit the bar.
I said later I wanna hit the bar.
I see that bitch, she talkin' shit.
I see that bitch, she talkin' shit.
I smoked crack. Not for long,
I smoked crack. Not for long,
I sure did. Mmm...
I sure did. Mmm...
I think I have everything that I need.
I think I have everything that I need.
I think I need to pick up a few more items.
I think I need to pick up a few more items.
I think I'm pretty good at this.
I think I'm pretty good at this.
I think so, yeah.
I think so, yeah.
I thought all you black men had rhythm and a big dick!
I thought all you black men had rhythm and a big dick!
I thought I was supposed to be here for music lessons.
I thought I was supposed to be here for music lessons.
I thought you wanted me!
I thought you wanted me!
I told him.
I told him.
I tried to hide in your nightstand,
I tried to hide in your nightstand,
I used to hate them, but now I love 'em.
I used to hate them, but now I love 'em.
I wanna be your muse.
I wanna be your muse.
I wanna go all the way.
I wanna go all the way.
I wanna see how bad it can get.
I wanna see how bad it can get.
I want Kevin Hart not to be in every movie!
I want Kevin Hart not to be in every movie!
I want to be like that old man whose wife has Alzheimer's,
I want to be like that old man whose wife has Alzheimer's,
I want you to give yourself to me sexually.
I want you to give yourself to me sexually.
I was 16.
I was 16.
I was just in the area and wanted to pick up a few items.
I was just in the area and wanted to pick up a few items.
I was just saying. He said it to her,
I was just saying. He said it to her,
I was one hand job away from losing valedictorian to that bitch,
I was one hand job away from losing valedictorian to that bitch,
I was sure that Christian was gay.
I was sure that Christian was gay.
I Wish I'd died.
I Wish I'd died.
I wish you would.
I wish you would.
I would like to pick up some cable ties and some tape.
I would like to pick up some cable ties and some tape.
I would've thought they'd be more droopy,
I would've thought they'd be more droopy,
I...
I...
I... I thought I was fucking.
I... I thought I was fucking.
I'd like to fuck you into the middle of next month.
I'd like to fuck you into the middle of next month.
I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,
I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,
I'll be around tomorrow. And the next day.
I'll be around tomorrow. And the next day.
I'll fuck you into a different galaxy.
I'll fuck you into a different galaxy.
I'll fuck you into a whole 'nother planet,
I'll fuck you into a whole 'nother planet,
I'll fuck you through slavery times,
I'll fuck you through slavery times,
I'll fuck you. I ain't gonna like it, but I'll do it.
I'll fuck you. I ain't gonna like it, but I'll do it.
I'll make you stand in the corner for an hour.
I'll make you stand in the corner for an hour.
I'll see you later, woman.
I'll see you later, woman.
I'll send you a check for $37.
I'll send you a check for $37.
I'm a certified stalker.
I'm a certified stalker.
I'm about to get medieval on your ass.
I'm about to get medieval on your ass.
I'm actually around all of next week.
I'm actually around all of next week.
I'm an Xbox man myself.
I'm an Xbox man myself.
I'm assuming to make sweet love.
I'm assuming to make sweet love.
I'm Christian's brother.
I'm Christian's brother.
I'm Eli, like the movie about the book,
I'm Eli, like the movie about the book,
I'm gonna be honest with you, Christian. She's not attractive.
I'm gonna be honest with you, Christian. She's not attractive.
I'm gonna call you.
I'm gonna call you.
I'm gonna go and visit her, actually, in a few days.
I'm gonna go and visit her, actually, in a few days.
I'm gonna spank you six times.
I'm gonna spank you six times.
I'm gonna take you to a whole 'nother galaxy!
I'm gonna take you to a whole 'nother galaxy!
I'm here to see Mr. Black.
I'm here to see Mr. Black.
I'm inspired to write a song
I'm inspired to write a song
I'm just a dominant.
I'm just a dominant.
I'm just gonna scoot these little bad boys to the side.
I'm just gonna scoot these little bad boys to the side.
I'm Korean!
I'm Korean!
I'm never gonna get none.
I'm never gonna get none.
I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah.
I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah.
I'm not too sure, but I think cinco comes after tres.
I'm not too sure, but I think cinco comes after tres.
I'm not your dog, you can't tell me what to do.
I'm not your dog, you can't tell me what to do.
I'm pretty much cool with anything,
I'm pretty much cool with anything,
I'm putting that in there in bold.
I'm putting that in there in bold.
I'm so happy to see you.
I'm so happy to see you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm standing my ground! I'm standing my ground!
I'm standing my ground! I'm standing my ground!
I'm studying literature
I'm studying literature
I'm the hot secretary who's fucking the boss,
I'm the hot secretary who's fucking the boss,
I'mma call you!
I'mma call you!
I'mma go punch a bitch in the throat.
I'mma go punch a bitch in the throat.
I've been staring at you all night.
I've been staring at you all night.
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
I've done this before.
I've done this before.
I've drafted a standard contract that lays out the terms.
I've drafted a standard contract that lays out the terms.
I've gotta get outta here.
I've gotta get outta here.
I've just been waiting.
I've just been waiting.
I've picked a lot of locks in my day,
I've picked a lot of locks in my day,
I've stuck my hands in some of
I've stuck my hands in some of
If I could just find these keys.
If I could just find these keys.
If I didn't know better,
If I didn't know better,
If it wasn't for Denzel Washington,
If it wasn't for Denzel Washington,
If it's got like little red zit like things on the head of that shit,
If it's got like little red zit like things on the head of that shit,
If you're looking for the homeless shelter, it's two doors down.
If you're looking for the homeless shelter, it's two doors down.
Iggy Azalea is lucky.
Iggy Azalea is lucky.
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In a litter full of pretty puppies.
In a litter full of pretty puppies.
In case you're wondering,
In case you're wondering,
Interestingly enough, he donates all cash.
Interestingly enough, he donates all cash.
Into the middle of the next minute.
Into the middle of the next minute.
Into the whole works here,
Into the whole works here,
Is seven.
Is seven.
Is that a tear? Oh! Poor little guy.
Is that a tear? Oh! Poor little guy.
Is that something that you think you can do?
Is that something that you think you can do?
It burns! It burns! It feels like someone lit a...
It burns! It burns! It feels like someone lit a...
It could've been Sam Jackson in Ride Along.
It could've been Sam Jackson in Ride Along.
It don't get no better. It's going to spoil!
It don't get no better. It's going to spoil!
It helps your social standing...
It helps your social standing...
It is a great conversation starter at charities,
It is a great conversation starter at charities,
It is awesome to meet you.
It is awesome to meet you.
It takes the sting off.
It takes the sting off.
It was like beautiful and horrible at the same time.
It was like beautiful and horrible at the same time.
It was like there was an angry dragon inside my snatch,
It was like there was an angry dragon inside my snatch,
It was one of my mother's really close friends,
It was one of my mother's really close friends,
It was really nice to meet you.
It was really nice to meet you.
It's a spicy goat dish from Nigeria.
It's a spicy goat dish from Nigeria.
It's a very popular dish in Detroit, Michigan.
It's a very popular dish in Detroit, Michigan.
It's basically lawyer talk for "shut the fuck up."
It's basically lawyer talk for "shut the fuck up."
It's cute.
It's cute.
It's exactly what I want.
It's exactly what I want.
It's fermenting down there. Just fermenting. Okay?
It's fermenting down there. Just fermenting. Okay?
It's fucking... That is Django! The "D" is silent!
It's fucking... That is Django! The "D" is silent!
It's grocery time.
It's grocery time.
It's just a weird sex contract Christian wants me to sign.
It's just a weird sex contract Christian wants me to sign.
It's just the lighting! It's bad lighting! It's creating shadow!
It's just the lighting! It's bad lighting! It's creating shadow!
It's just too much to deal with.
It's just too much to deal with.
It's lambskin foreskin.
It's lambskin foreskin.
It's like a Ronda Rousey fight. You blink and it's over.
It's like a Ronda Rousey fight. You blink and it's over.
It's like I'm on air right now!
It's like I'm on air right now!
It's like you're not wearing anything at all!
It's like you're not wearing anything at all!
It's not little! You're just little people!
It's not little! You're just little people!
It's on the tip of my tongue. It starts with a
It's on the tip of my tongue. It starts with a
It's so nice to meet you!
It's so nice to meet you!
It's the same premise.
It's the same premise.
It's what platonic friends do.
It's what platonic friends do.
It's you that's changing me!
It's you that's changing me!
Jerk!
Jerk!
Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Jesus Christ! Just spit it out!
Jesus Christ! Just spit it out!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus! It hurts so bad I can't keep count! Where were we?
Jesus! It hurts so bad I can't keep count! Where were we?
Johnson. Dakota Johnson.
Johnson. Dakota Johnson.
Jonny Quest, B.B. King.
Jonny Quest, B.B. King.
Jump on this game so I can shoot you in the face!
Jump on this game so I can shoot you in the face!
Just a little bit drunk.
Just a little bit drunk.
Just because you touch a penis doesn't mean you're gay.
Just because you touch a penis doesn't mean you're gay.
Just go.
Just go.
Just knowing you care enough to use protection excites me.
Just knowing you care enough to use protection excites me.
Just put you out your misery.
Just put you out your misery.
Just something to think about.
Just something to think about.
Kateesha told me a lot about you.
Kateesha told me a lot about you.
Keanu Reeves is lucky.
Keanu Reeves is lucky.
Keyhole don't wanna open! You ready to get opened?
Keyhole don't wanna open! You ready to get opened?
Kind of turned me on.
Kind of turned me on.
Last time I went to coffee,
Last time I went to coffee,
Later I wanna hit it.
Later I wanna hit it.
Let me fix it for you.
Let me fix it for you.
Let me know when those space Pampers come in, okay?
Let me know when those space Pampers come in, okay?
Let me put this in words you can understand.
Let me put this in words you can understand.
Let you keep the baby and everythin'.
Let you keep the baby and everythin'.
Let's be clear. I will not share you with another woman.
Let's be clear. I will not share you with another woman.
Let's take a picture, let me get a picture
Let's take a picture, let me get a picture
Let's try something else.
Let's try something else.
Like a sock with a rock in the toe,
Like a sock with a rock in the toe,
Like an elastic band at Cirque du Soleil.
Like an elastic band at Cirque du Soleil.
Like in those National Geographic magazines.
Like in those National Geographic magazines.
Like pigeons on old garlic bread!
Like pigeons on old garlic bread!
Like that little director fellow, you know,
Like that little director fellow, you know,
Like Tiger Woods and Seal.
Like Tiger Woods and Seal.
Like you were my own white child.
Like you were my own white child.
Like you's all bent over, and you're crying. You look a little crazy.
Like you's all bent over, and you're crying. You look a little crazy.
Like, I licked six buttholes last week! I got a Dell!
Like, I licked six buttholes last week! I got a Dell!
Like, it doesn't even make sense.
Like, it doesn't even make sense.
Like, it specifically says, and I quote,
Like, it specifically says, and I quote,
Like, the bitch look like she got lupus.
Like, the bitch look like she got lupus.
Like, what does that even mean?
Like, what does that even mean?
Like, what is a Craisin? It's not a cranberry, it's not a raisin.
Like, what is a Craisin? It's not a cranberry, it's not a raisin.
Lindsey Hung, right?
Lindsey Hung, right?
Lindsey! You bilingual bitch!
Lindsey! You bilingual bitch!
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Listen, I don't fuck white girls, okay?
Listen, I don't fuck white girls, okay?
Listen, there's only two things I hate,
Listen, there's only two things I hate,
Little Eskimo kisses?
Little Eskimo kisses?
Look at these things.
Look at these things.
Look at you. You can't wait to get outta here and smoke some weed.
Look at you. You can't wait to get outta here and smoke some weed.
Look, my crackhead mother never taught me
Look, my crackhead mother never taught me
Lots of sex, we have more sex.
Lots of sex, we have more sex.
Mai's the one that I worried about the most.
Mai's the one that I worried about the most.
Man! I can't believe this!
Man! I can't believe this!
Me.
Me.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm...
Mmm mmm...
Mmm, but you gotta admit, girl, he is bangin'! Mmm!
Mmm, but you gotta admit, girl, he is bangin'! Mmm!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm... God, Christian.
Mmm... God, Christian.
Mother, what're you doing? That's Hannah Steale!
Mother, what're you doing? That's Hannah Steale!
Mother!
Mother!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Move!
Move!
Mr. "Oh, let's go for coffee.
Mr. "Oh, let's go for coffee.
Mr. Black, I will end this negotiation right now!
Mr. Black, I will end this negotiation right now!
Mrs. Black, this food looks amazing.
Mrs. Black, this food looks amazing.
Ms. Kavahellnah.
Ms. Kavahellnah.
My apologies.
My apologies.
My ass on fire! Oh, God, it hurts!
My ass on fire! Oh, God, it hurts!
My brother, peace and blessings.
My brother, peace and blessings.
My crackhead mother never taught me.
My crackhead mother never taught me.
My dad left me when I was two years old,
My dad left me when I was two years old,
My friends call me Weekday.
My friends call me Weekday.
My God, she has a nickname?
My God, she has a nickname?
My God, we didn't...
My God, we didn't...
My mom lives in Georgia.
My mom lives in Georgia.
My mother.
My mother.
My name is Eli.
My name is Eli.
My number
My number
My sister had sextuplets.
My sister had sextuplets.
Nah, mine is way different.
Nah, mine is way different.
Need antiseptic, yeah
Need antiseptic, yeah
Never look back.
Never look back.
Next page, sex toys. "Are they acceptable to the submissive?"
Next page, sex toys. "Are they acceptable to the submissive?"
Next question.
Next question.
Next time, I'd put one of those tracker app things on the key
Next time, I'd put one of those tracker app things on the key
****a, who you callin' white?
****a, who you callin' white?
****a!
****a!
No friends that you call cousin 'cause your parents are close!
No friends that you call cousin 'cause your parents are close!
No more of this pussy ass punishment
No more of this pussy ass punishment
No play cousins.
No play cousins.
No, a black man cannot have a beautiful place like this.
No, a black man cannot have a beautiful place like this.
No, Bill Cosby's a sick motherfucker.
No, Bill Cosby's a sick motherfucker.
No, but that's gonna keep me out of the Red Room for at least a week.
No, but that's gonna keep me out of the Red Room for at least a week.
No, Christian. You are incapable
No, Christian. You are incapable
No, eat it.
No, eat it.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, no, baby. Just me and him.
No, no, baby. Just me and him.
No, no, it's not me that's changing you.
No, no, it's not me that's changing you.
No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to be surprised.
No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to be surprised.
No, not you. Now I'm talking to myself.
No, not you. Now I'm talking to myself.
No, there is... There's no... There's no dick.
No, there is... There's no... There's no dick.
No, they're not! Okay, Hannah, you're mine, okay?
No, they're not! Okay, Hannah, you're mine, okay?
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
No, you listen to me.
No, you listen to me.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I...
No. I...
No. Why would I do that?
No. Why would I do that?
Not a hairy one.
Not a hairy one.
Not as sad as Luther Vandross' Dance With My Father.
Not as sad as Luther Vandross' Dance With My Father.
Nothin' says ass whuppin' like good ol' Joe Jackson.
Nothin' says ass whuppin' like good ol' Joe Jackson.
Nothing happened!
Nothing happened!
Nothing? You don't feel nothing?
Nothing? You don't feel nothing?
Now I gotta get rid of two crazy bitches. Fuck.
Now I gotta get rid of two crazy bitches. Fuck.
Now, count off.
Now, count off.
Now, do you know why I'm gonna punish you?
Now, do you know why I'm gonna punish you?
Now, for the last father fucking time,
Now, for the last father fucking time,
Now, right home you go!
Now, right home you go!
Now, where is my wallet?
Now, where is my wallet?
Of course I got a condom. Hold on one second.
Of course I got a condom. Hold on one second.
Of course, she's my mother.
Of course, she's my mother.
Of having a normal relationship.
Of having a normal relationship.
Of me and you. Make it a selfie.
Of me and you. Make it a selfie.
Oh, Atlanta!
Oh, Atlanta!
Oh, Black, get off the bed! You make me sick.
Oh, Black, get off the bed! You make me sick.
Oh, come on, I can't compete with that!
Oh, come on, I can't compete with that!
Oh, for sure. I will put that...
Oh, for sure. I will put that...
Oh, girl, that's cute!
Oh, girl, that's cute!
Oh, God, girl, I thank God every motherfucking day
Oh, God, girl, I thank God every motherfucking day
Oh, God, make it stop!
Oh, God, make it stop!
Oh, God, make it stop!
Oh, God, make it stop!
Oh, God, that song tears me up.
Oh, God, that song tears me up.
Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible.
Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Fuck!
Oh, God! Fuck!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, Hannah! Hannah! Hey, it's cold out here.
Oh, Hannah! Hannah! Hey, it's cold out here.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, I don't feel so good, Christian.
Oh, I don't feel so good, Christian.
Oh, I got something for you.
Oh, I got something for you.
Oh, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.
Oh, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's tickling.
Oh, it's tickling.
Oh, Mom.
Oh, Mom.
Oh, Mother.
Oh, Mother.
Oh, my God, he's got a baby dick!
Oh, my God, he's got a baby dick!
Oh, my God, I'm coming!
Oh, my God, I'm coming!
Oh, my God, it feels so natural.
Oh, my God, it feels so natural.
Oh, my God, look at both of you!
Oh, my God, look at both of you!
Oh, my God, what kind of jet is it?
Oh, my God, what kind of jet is it?
Oh, my God, you know what I wanna do.
Oh, my God, you know what I wanna do.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Are we gonna go in your helicopter?
Oh, my God! Are we gonna go in your helicopter?
Oh, my God! Okay, tell me you've done anal.
Oh, my God! Okay, tell me you've done anal.
Oh, my God. Get in here.
Oh, my God. Get in here.
Oh, my God. It's not more broke ****as, is it?
Oh, my God. It's not more broke ****as, is it?
Oh, my God. You are my bestest friend.
Oh, my God. You are my bestest friend.
Oh, my, you have beautiful breasts.
Oh, my, you have beautiful breasts.
Oh, no, I can't with you,
Oh, no, I can't with you,
Oh, no, I'm... I'm Hannah Steale.
Oh, no, I'm... I'm Hannah Steale.
Oh, no, ****a. No, we not finished yet!
Oh, no, ****a. No, we not finished yet!
Oh, no, that could've been anybody.
Oh, no, that could've been anybody.
Oh, really? Let me just get an after sex mint.
Oh, really? Let me just get an after sex mint.
Oh, selective?
Oh, selective?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! You fucked him, girl! I knew that shit!
Oh, shit! You fucked him, girl! I knew that shit!
Oh, speaking of disappearing, I have a bar mitzvah in one hour. Mysterio!
Oh, speaking of disappearing, I have a bar mitzvah in one hour. Mysterio!
Oh, sweetheart, please stop. She's our daughter.
Oh, sweetheart, please stop. She's our daughter.
Oh, thank you, Hannah.
Oh, thank you, Hannah.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that sound like something somebody
Oh, that sound like something somebody
Oh, that was amazing.
Oh, that was amazing.
Oh, then your mom must be a stripper.
Oh, then your mom must be a stripper.
Oh, this is a great time.
Oh, this is a great time.
Oh, what's she doing? She's rolling her eye. Look at that.
Oh, what's she doing? She's rolling her eye. Look at that.
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
Oh, yeah, I have an outie.
Oh, yeah, I have an outie.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you better get dressed, or we're gonna be late for the regatta.
Oh, you better get dressed, or we're gonna be late for the regatta.
Oh, you burned
Oh, you burned
Oh, you burned it!
Oh, you burned it!
Oh, you got some crazy shit coming, boy.
Oh, you got some crazy shit coming, boy.
Oh, you have no idea what joy we have had from having our kids.
Oh, you have no idea what joy we have had from having our kids.
Oh, you know, it's customary for a woman
Oh, you know, it's customary for a woman
Oh, you made it.
Oh, you made it.
Oh, you next, Black!
Oh, you next, Black!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! And then I'm gonna park this right there.
Oh! And then I'm gonna park this right there.
Oh! I'm so proud of you.
Oh! I'm so proud of you.
Oh! That wasn't fucking!
Oh! That wasn't fucking!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Come on, let's get you up.
Oh. Come on, let's get you up.
Oh. I got nothing, guys.
Oh. I got nothing, guys.
Oh. Okay.
Oh. Okay.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... It hurts so much.
Oh... It hurts so much.
Oh... Ms. Steale.
Oh... Ms. Steale.
Oh... Okay. Yeah, of course!
Oh... Okay. Yeah, of course!
Oh... Very...
Oh... Very...
Okay, 15 across, "winter beverage."
Okay, 15 across, "winter beverage."
Okay, great. Time to go, Mom.
Okay, great. Time to go, Mom.
Okay, here's how it goes.
Okay, here's how it goes.
Okay, I'm gonna go so I won't be late for your interview.
Okay, I'm gonna go so I won't be late for your interview.
Okay, it's time for you to go, Mother.
Okay, it's time for you to go, Mother.
Okay, look.
Okay, look.
Okay, Mom. Mom, please.
Okay, Mom. Mom, please.
Okay, Ms. Steale.
Okay, Ms. Steale.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, enough with the small talk.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, enough with the small talk.
Okay, okay, okay. Hannah, wait, wait. Hannah!
Okay, okay, okay. Hannah, wait, wait. Hannah!
Okay, okay, you wanna play?
Okay, okay, you wanna play?
Okay, tell me you've done something.
Okay, tell me you've done something.
Okay, well, how about I just mount you
Okay, well, how about I just mount you
Okay, well, I got something
Okay, well, I got something
Okay, well, what are we supposed to do then?
Okay, well, what are we supposed to do then?
Okay, what?
Okay, what?
Okay! Again! One, two, three!
Okay! Again! One, two, three!
Okay? And I double bolded that.
Okay? And I double bolded that.
Okay? Oh... Ready?
Okay? Oh... Ready?
Okay? Wait, time out.
Okay? Wait, time out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. You ready?
Okay. You ready?
On the count of three, the Great Mysterio
On the count of three, the Great Mysterio
One, two...
One, two...
One! Do not divert your gaze.
One! Do not divert your gaze.
One! Two!
One! Two!
Ooh, and I love Nicholas Sparks movies.
Ooh, and I love Nicholas Sparks movies.
Ooh, Daddy, I want you to write a song about me.
Ooh, Daddy, I want you to write a song about me.
Ooh, girl, another gift?
Ooh, girl, another gift?
Ooh, girl, he got tats on his tats.
Ooh, girl, he got tats on his tats.
Ooh, girl, I tried to take a piss earlier,
Ooh, girl, I tried to take a piss earlier,
Ooh, Hannah!
Ooh, Hannah!
Ooh, I never had anyone do that to it before.
Ooh, I never had anyone do that to it before.
Ooh, I think you going platinum in about two minutes! Oh!
Ooh, I think you going platinum in about two minutes! Oh!
Ooh, I wish I could find a man the size of this to satisfy me.
Ooh, I wish I could find a man the size of this to satisfy me.
Ooh, look, your Uber's here. All right.
Ooh, look, your Uber's here. All right.
Ooh, shit!
Ooh, shit!
Ooh, shit.
Ooh, shit.
Ooh, that feels so good.
Ooh, that feels so good.
Ooh, that hurt! Oh!
Ooh, that hurt! Oh!
Ooh, that like an E minor or something?
Ooh, that like an E minor or something?
Ooh, that so romantic, boo. What that mean?
Ooh, that so romantic, boo. What that mean?
Ooh, wow.
Ooh, wow.
Ooh, yeah... Oh, shit!
Ooh, yeah... Oh, shit!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. That's a nice key.
Ooh. That's a nice key.
Ooh... Mmm...
Ooh... Mmm...
Open your eyes. Lizard kisses, come on.
Open your eyes. Lizard kisses, come on.
Or flapping around like an inflatable figure outside of a mattress store.
Or flapping around like an inflatable figure outside of a mattress store.
Or hanging like wet straps in a car wash
Or hanging like wet straps in a car wash
Or I'll be forced to punish you.
Or I'll be forced to punish you.
Or like Taye Diggs or Quincy Jones. Or even Ice T.
Or like Taye Diggs or Quincy Jones. Or even Ice T.
Or stuff you in a sack with a bunch of rocks
Or stuff you in a sack with a bunch of rocks
Or was it like real long, like skinny long?
Or was it like real long, like skinny long?
Or your jewelry box.
Or your jewelry box.
Or, like, Donald Trump saying he don't like Mexicans drunk?
Or, like, Donald Trump saying he don't like Mexicans drunk?
Over there fucking Charles Barkley.
Over there fucking Charles Barkley.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Mmm...
Ow! Mmm...
Ow! My neck. Ow. Ooh.
Ow! My neck. Ow. Ooh.
Ow! Stop!
Ow! Stop!
Ow! You nicked me!
Ow! You nicked me!
Ow.
Ow.
Page four, section 13 20.
Page four, section 13 20.
Page one, paragraph one.
Page one, paragraph one.
Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
Plain ass bitch.
Plain ass bitch.
Plainer than I thought you would be.
Plainer than I thought you would be.
Please go back to the water torture thing!
Please go back to the water torture thing!
Please just... Are you gonna let me down now?
Please just... Are you gonna let me down now?
Please welcome Mr. Christian Black.
Please welcome Mr. Christian Black.
Please, call me Christian.
Please, call me Christian.
Please, call me Hannah.
Please, call me Hannah.
Please, have a seat.
Please, have a seat.
Please, listen to me!
Please, listen to me!
Please, Ms. Steale. Just keep an open mind.
Please, Ms. Steale. Just keep an open mind.
Pow! Pow!
Pow! Pow!
Protects both you and me, but mostly me.
Protects both you and me, but mostly me.
Putting your parents in debt,
Putting your parents in debt,
Raise your hand.
Raise your hand.
Ready? One, two, three. ****a!
Ready? One, two, three. ****a!
Really quick.
Really quick.
Really?
Really?
Really? I guess I was expecting something
Really? I guess I was expecting something
Reload, man! Reload! I told you to reload!
Reload, man! Reload! I told you to reload!
Remember what I told you, okay?
Remember what I told you, okay?
Right over there.
Right over there.
Ron, this is my boyfriend, Christian Black.
Ron, this is my boyfriend, Christian Black.
Rookie move, Mr. Black.
Rookie move, Mr. Black.
Save me three boxes!
Save me three boxes!
Second thought...
Second thought...
See, look, I have a Glory tear.
See, look, I have a Glory tear.
See, that's... That's communication.
See, that's... That's communication.
See, you have to know your business inside and out.
See, you have to know your business inside and out.
Sextu...
Sextu...
Shall command these shackles unlocked!
Shall command these shackles unlocked!
Shall we begin, Ms. Steale?
Shall we begin, Ms. Steale?
Shall we?
Shall we?
She actually lives in Savannah,
She actually lives in Savannah,
She gonna need a gynecologist
She gonna need a gynecologist
She had to be naked the whole fucking movie!
She had to be naked the whole fucking movie!
She just call me the N word?
She just call me the N word?
She was older.
She was older.
She's a hot little number, though.
She's a hot little number, though.
She's an incurable romantic.
She's an incurable romantic.
Shh...
Shh...
Shit, girl, yeah! Ooh!
Shit, girl, yeah! Ooh!
Shit, how you gonna walk up and kiss the girl that I raised?
Shit, how you gonna walk up and kiss the girl that I raised?
Shit, you lucky, girl.
Shit, you lucky, girl.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shouldn't you be the one leaving? Am I wrong?
Shouldn't you be the one leaving? Am I wrong?
Silly me.
Silly me.
Silly. You couldn't fuck me
Silly. You couldn't fuck me
Since birth.
Since birth.
Since I got my butt implants.
Since I got my butt implants.
Slam dunk!
Slam dunk!
Slow it up. That is not in the contract.
Slow it up. That is not in the contract.
So fuck to the no!
So fuck to the no!
So I was mostly raised by my stepdad, Ron.
So I was mostly raised by my stepdad, Ron.
So proud of you.
So proud of you.
So tight.
So tight.
So we're gonna hide the cats
So we're gonna hide the cats
So you can tell your mama and your pastor
So you can tell your mama and your pastor
So you don't lose it.
So you don't lose it.
So, did he have a big dick?
So, did he have a big dick?
So, for Eli, I have prepared Balangu.
So, for Eli, I have prepared Balangu.
So, Hannah, are you interested in having children?
So, Hannah, are you interested in having children?
So, how was he?
So, how was he?
So, in closing, I would like to say,
So, in closing, I would like to say,
So, tell me about your family.
So, tell me about your family.
So, what do you think?
So, what do you think?
So, what do you think?
So, what do you think?
So, you wanna beat me with these paddles...
So, you wanna beat me with these paddles...
Some women.
Some women.
Sometimes she can be factually inaccurate and quite racist.
Sometimes she can be factually inaccurate and quite racist.
Sometimes the pain is in your mind.
Sometimes the pain is in your mind.
Sorry, Ms. Steale, I...
Sorry, Ms. Steale, I...
Sorry. I didn't have time to shower.
Sorry. I didn't have time to shower.
Spit it out.
Spit it out.
Stay.
Stay.
Still no, but hell no.
Still no, but hell no.
Still there.
Still there.
Super handsome, possibly dangerous thing,
Super handsome, possibly dangerous thing,
Sure she is, dear.
Sure she is, dear.
Sure.
Sure.
Take an umbrella 'cause...
Take an umbrella 'cause...
Take it to town, motherfucker. Get that dick.
Take it to town, motherfucker. Get that dick.
Tantalizing.
Tantalizing.
Tastes like raw rump roast.
Tastes like raw rump roast.
Teach you a little lesson about rolling your eyes. Come on.
Teach you a little lesson about rolling your eyes. Come on.
Telepathy?
Telepathy?
Than running down 47 flights of stairs?
Than running down 47 flights of stairs?
Thank God you're wearing a condom.
Thank God you're wearing a condom.
Thank you so much for doing this last minute.
Thank you so much for doing this last minute.
Thank you so much for your help, Ms. Steale.
Thank you so much for your help, Ms. Steale.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Mr. Black.
Thank you, Mr. Black.
Thank you, Ms. Steale.
Thank you, Ms. Steale.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Let's talk about life and your purpose.
Thank you. Let's talk about life and your purpose.
That ain't gay. It's just exploratory.
That ain't gay. It's just exploratory.
That Cookie just says the craziest things.
That Cookie just says the craziest things.
That feels weird. What is that? It's so hairy.
That feels weird. What is that? It's so hairy.
That first made you fall in love with literature?
That first made you fall in love with literature?
That got flavor!
That got flavor!
That I cause a tear in the time space continuum.
That I cause a tear in the time space continuum.
That is way below Blue Book!
That is way below Blue Book!
That McCafé menu got a girl gushin'.
That McCafé menu got a girl gushin'.
That our adopted children were exposed to their native cultures.
That our adopted children were exposed to their native cultures.
That she'd grow up one day and run off with Gary.
That she'd grow up one day and run off with Gary.
That shit was just gratuitous!
That shit was just gratuitous!
That song sounds so sad.
That song sounds so sad.
That tastes horrible.
That tastes horrible.
That the SuperSonics moved to Oklahoma. Shit.
That the SuperSonics moved to Oklahoma. Shit.
That was like two strokes!
That was like two strokes!
That was my sorority paddle!
That was my sorority paddle!
That you're still a virgin.
That you're still a virgin.
That's 100 problems, Hannah!
That's 100 problems, Hannah!
That's a car.
That's a car.
That's a good number. Oh, God.
That's a good number. Oh, God.
That's a line from the movie Radio.
That's a line from the movie Radio.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's been yanked out of somebody's asshole.
That's been yanked out of somebody's asshole.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
That's Dubai right there.
That's Dubai right there.
That's his deep, dark secret.
That's his deep, dark secret.
That's it?
That's it?
That's not even a real language.
That's not even a real language.
That's not what I'm talking about.
That's not what I'm talking about.
That's painfully uninteresting.
That's painfully uninteresting.
That's Snow Dogs.
That's Snow Dogs.
That's terrible, Kateesha.
That's terrible, Kateesha.
That's The Notebook.
That's The Notebook.
That's the one with Ryan Gosling
That's the one with Ryan Gosling
That's the smell of his balls
That's the smell of his balls
The brick on the ground says "Property of Christian Black."
The brick on the ground says "Property of Christian Black."
The college bitch. May I take your coat?
The college bitch. May I take your coat?
The color of passion.
The color of passion.
The contract yet, are you?
The contract yet, are you?
The greasy weaves,
The greasy weaves,
The Molly must not be crushed up all the way.
The Molly must not be crushed up all the way.
The moon shall rise again.
The moon shall rise again.
The nastiest bitches' pants all over the world.
The nastiest bitches' pants all over the world.
The ****a's a ninja! This ****a's a ninja.
The ****a's a ninja! This ****a's a ninja.
The odd rolled up $100 bill that's got a little bit of powder on it.
The odd rolled up $100 bill that's got a little bit of powder on it.
The one that married Mia Farrow?
The one that married Mia Farrow?
The poor one.
The poor one.
The tape is this way. Follow me.
The tape is this way. Follow me.
The way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.
The way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.
The weight of my penis makes my money too heavy to carry around!
The weight of my penis makes my money too heavy to carry around!
Then Christian Black is your guy.
Then Christian Black is your guy.
Then they start throwing around all these big SAT words
Then they start throwing around all these big SAT words
Then you make out and have sex
Then you make out and have sex
Then you show me the worst.
Then you show me the worst.
There ain't no camouflage, no fishnets and no fluorescent colors.
There ain't no camouflage, no fishnets and no fluorescent colors.
There are billions of starving Chinese children
There are billions of starving Chinese children
There was just nothing I wouldn't do for my children. Hot, hot...
There was just nothing I wouldn't do for my children. Hot, hot...
There's a typo in the header.
There's a typo in the header.
There's no mother, no brother, no cousins, no second cousin removed,
There's no mother, no brother, no cousins, no second cousin removed,
There's something oddly attractive about you.
There's something oddly attractive about you.
These are Kateesha's questions, okay?
These are Kateesha's questions, okay?
They do it differently than black people do it.
They do it differently than black people do it.
They gonna put me on a Wheaties box! Oh!
They gonna put me on a Wheaties box! Oh!
They're delicious. Mmm.
They're delicious. Mmm.
They're two totally different relationships!
They're two totally different relationships!
Things have to be different.
Things have to be different.
This hurts so much.
This hurts so much.
This is for Denzel Washington.
This is for Denzel Washington.
This is for Kerry Washington from De jango Unchained!
This is for Kerry Washington from De jango Unchained!
This is gonna hurt you a whole lot more than it's gonna hurt me.
This is gonna hurt you a whole lot more than it's gonna hurt me.
This must change!
This must change!
This ****a's back here settin' records!
This ****a's back here settin' records!
This one?
This one?
This shit better be gluten free.
This shit better be gluten free.
This was not in the contract!
This was not in the contract!
Three million, 746 hundred million times.
Three million, 746 hundred million times.
Three! Mysterio!
Three! Mysterio!
Tile!
Tile!
To all the demeaning things that you wanna do to them.
To all the demeaning things that you wanna do to them.
To fuck your little ass up!
To fuck your little ass up!
To help him regain his strength.
To help him regain his strength.
To make a man an oversized sandwich
To make a man an oversized sandwich
To my parents' house for dinner.
To my parents' house for dinner.
To take a look at this.
To take a look at this.
To that rack over there and spank you?
To that rack over there and spank you?
To your mom being a gutter slut
To your mom being a gutter slut
Touched a bitch's booty hole in Dubai at the airport.
Touched a bitch's booty hole in Dubai at the airport.
Tres. Cuatro.
Tres. Cuatro.
Turn around. On your knees.
Turn around. On your knees.
Turns out you were right about bin Laden.
Turns out you were right about bin Laden.
Twenty seven times is the fucking charm.
Twenty seven times is the fucking charm.
Twins?
Twins?
Two in the pink, one in the stink, yeah.
Two in the pink, one in the stink, yeah.
Two things. Where's the cup,
Two things. Where's the cup,
Two! Illusion!
Two! Illusion!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... Um...
Uh... Um...
Uh... Whoa!
Uh... Whoa!
Um...
Um...
Until we question the status of our friendship or whatever, you know?
Until we question the status of our friendship or whatever, you know?
Usually in ones, fives, twenties,
Usually in ones, fives, twenties,
Vampire bite!
Vampire bite!
Wait a minute, did you break in through that window?
Wait a minute, did you break in through that window?
Wait a minute, is that a Retina display MacBook Pro?
Wait a minute, is that a Retina display MacBook Pro?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait, he's not even a woman.
Wait, he's not even a woman.
Wait, wait, wait, don't move. Don't, don't...
Wait, wait, wait, don't move. Don't, don't...
Wait. Hold up. This ****a comin' back?
Wait. Hold up. This ****a comin' back?
Was I rushing or was I dragging?
Was I rushing or was I dragging?
Was it Chaucer, Shelley or Keats
Was it Chaucer, Shelley or Keats
We called 'em Thang 1 and Thang 2.
We called 'em Thang 1 and Thang 2.
We can't see them through your pants.
We can't see them through your pants.
We do. Great pleasure. It's been a pleasure.
We do. Great pleasure. It's been a pleasure.
We done?
We done?
We got a regular John Holmes here,
We got a regular John Holmes here,
We had breakfast. Time to go.
We had breakfast. Time to go.
We have a long drive ahead of us.
We have a long drive ahead of us.
We haven't even fucked yet.
We haven't even fucked yet.
We may fight, and then we get cool again,
We may fight, and then we get cool again,
We not finished with you yet, ****a!
We not finished with you yet, ****a!
We passed her mama around like a baton, man.
We passed her mama around like a baton, man.
We should take it to the next level
We should take it to the next level
We wouldn't want to get you pregnant, right?
We wouldn't want to get you pregnant, right?
We're done?
We're done?
We're gonna fix this situation. Right now.
We're gonna fix this situation. Right now.
We're just fucking. Hard.
We're just fucking. Hard.
Weeping and slobbering over my vagina like a 9 year old girl!
Weeping and slobbering over my vagina like a 9 year old girl!
Welcome to my world, motherfucker.
Welcome to my world, motherfucker.
Welcome to my world.
Welcome to my world.
Well played, Mr. Black.
Well played, Mr. Black.
Well, don't get mad at me. I don't know Spanish.
Well, don't get mad at me. I don't know Spanish.
Well, hello there.
Well, hello there.
Well, how did you get into this whole
Well, how did you get into this whole
Well, I just am very selective about who I've wanted to...
Well, I just am very selective about who I've wanted to...
Well, I just can't tell you how pleased l am to meet you, Hannah.
Well, I just can't tell you how pleased l am to meet you, Hannah.
Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.
Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.
Well, I'm kind of with him on Taylor Swift.
Well, I'm kind of with him on Taylor Swift.
Well, if I'm gonna give you another chance,
Well, if I'm gonna give you another chance,
Well, it was important to me
Well, it was important to me
Well, looks like you're all set now.
Well, looks like you're all set now.
Well, she plain but pretty.
Well, she plain but pretty.
Well, they just talk a lot, you know?
Well, they just talk a lot, you know?
Well, were you rushing or were you dragging?
Well, were you rushing or were you dragging?
Well, what's more romantic
Well, what's more romantic
Well, you know, me and my brother were Thing 1
Well, you know, me and my brother were Thing 1
Well, you look like a thumb
Well, you look like a thumb
Well, you're in luck, we got some cable ties right here.
Well, you're in luck, we got some cable ties right here.
Well, you're white. You'll be fine.
Well, you're white. You'll be fine.
Well...
Well...
What a pleasant surprise, Ms. Steale.
What a pleasant surprise, Ms. Steale.
What are those? What the fuck are those?
What are those? What the fuck are those?
What do you want, love letters?
What do you want, love letters?
What does that have to do with me?
What does that have to do with me?
What I'm trying to say is, I love
What I'm trying to say is, I love
What I'm trying to tell you is, I'm a...
What I'm trying to tell you is, I'm a...
What if I wanted to hire you?
What if I wanted to hire you?
What if she get pregnant?
What if she get pregnant?
What is that bitch singing about?
What is that bitch singing about?
What is that? Is that a drone?
What is that? Is that a drone?
What kind of Republican watches CNN?
What kind of Republican watches CNN?
What kind of shit is this?
What kind of shit is this?
What kind of sick pervert beats you for their own enjoyment?
What kind of sick pervert beats you for their own enjoyment?
What the fuck are you wearing, girl?
What the fuck are you wearing, girl?
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What we supposed to do in here?
What we supposed to do in here?
What would Oprah say? "On the DL?"
What would Oprah say? "On the DL?"
What you talkin' 'bout my business, huh? Don't get cut.
What you talkin' 'bout my business, huh? Don't get cut.
What, a black man can't have a nice place like this?
What, a black man can't have a nice place like this?
What? No!
What? No!
What? Uh! Get that dick! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What? Uh! Get that dick! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What? Where you goin' with this?
What? Where you goin' with this?
What's important here are the rules.
What's important here are the rules.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's there to like!
What's there to like!
What's with the genital clamps?
What's with the genital clamps?
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
What's your name again?
What's your name again?
What's your safe word?
What's your safe word?
When does that end? Oh, my God!
When does that end? Oh, my God!
When I'm done fucking that bitch up! All right!
When I'm done fucking that bitch up! All right!
When you roll your eyes at me and Craisins.
When you roll your eyes at me and Craisins.
When you're in this room, you do as I say.
When you're in this room, you do as I say.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where he played this mentally disabled athlete.
Where he played this mentally disabled athlete.
Where is Bin Laden? When was the last time you saw Bin Laden?
Where is Bin Laden? When was the last time you saw Bin Laden?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where that insect is from Men in Black.
Where that insect is from Men in Black.
Where we going?
Where we going?
Where were we?
Where were we?
Where'd you learn to dance?
Where'd you learn to dance?
Which means there's no room for the dopey intern
Which means there's no room for the dopey intern
While running down 47 flights of stairs,
While running down 47 flights of stairs,
While there may be some truth to that, that's not the reason.
While there may be some truth to that, that's not the reason.
White girls, get that elevator fixed.
White girls, get that elevator fixed.
White people don't like to argue, they like to discuss.
White people don't like to argue, they like to discuss.
Who knows what kind of crazy wig he would have been wearing?
Who knows what kind of crazy wig he would have been wearing?
Who makes Denzel Washington cry? Nobody!
Who makes Denzel Washington cry? Nobody!
Who need their energy to make sneakers for Nike,
Who need their energy to make sneakers for Nike,
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Who wrote this, a third grader?
Who wrote this, a third grader?
Who you telling? I was close, girl.
Who you telling? I was close, girl.
Who, my mom?
Who, my mom?
Who's next? What are you guys, Ocean's Eleven?
Who's next? What are you guys, Ocean's Eleven?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa. That's a thesaurus word right there.
Whoa. That's a thesaurus word right there.
Whoa. You had this whole thing planned out, huh?
Whoa. You had this whole thing planned out, huh?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Ah!
Whoo! Ah!
Why are you showing me this?
Why are you showing me this?
Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?
Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?
Why the fuck did they make Soul Plane anyway?
Why the fuck did they make Soul Plane anyway?
Why was that even a movie?
Why was that even a movie?
Why? He's hilarious.
Why? He's hilarious.
Willy?
Willy?
Willy? Willy, you're up next.
Willy? Willy, you're up next.
With a broken window?
With a broken window?
With a pussy that nobody wanted would say.
With a pussy that nobody wanted would say.
With Kateesha at the university.
With Kateesha at the university.
With regards to anal fisfing“.
With regards to anal fisfing“.
With that tambourine, Black?
With that tambourine, Black?
With the damaged hair and the cankles.
With the damaged hair and the cankles.
Without no supper, young lady.
Without no supper, young lady.
Without the big dick and the stamina!
Without the big dick and the stamina!
Worldstar!
Worldstar!
Wow face, sparkly diamond, poop?
Wow face, sparkly diamond, poop?
Wow, I smell the hair.
Wow, I smell the hair.
Wow, sir! I smelled every last single one of them!
Wow, sir! I smelled every last single one of them!
Wow, so big.
Wow, so big.
Wow, that's really just so sweet of you, Mrs. Black.
Wow, that's really just so sweet of you, Mrs. Black.
Wow.
Wow.
Yadda yadda, we end with sex.
Yadda yadda, we end with sex.
Yeah, but it's delicious.
Yeah, but it's delicious.
Yeah, girl, get that dick, girl, get that dick.
Yeah, girl, get that dick, girl, get that dick.
Yeah, he's lucky.
Yeah, he's lucky.
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, I got one right here! Found it!
Yeah, I got one right here! Found it!
Yeah, I guess if you're into the wildly successful,
Yeah, I guess if you're into the wildly successful,
Yeah, it's all good. What a great bunch of guys.
Yeah, it's all good. What a great bunch of guys.
Yeah, just don't pass her around like we did her mama.
Yeah, just don't pass her around like we did her mama.
Yeah, that didn't work. All the locks are still there.
Yeah, that didn't work. All the locks are still there.
Yeah, that's correct.
Yeah, that's correct.
Yeah, this is Hannah.
Yeah, this is Hannah.
Yeah, well, how about... Ha!
Yeah, well, how about... Ha!
Yeah, well, I'm gonna fuck you at the Stephen Hawking exhibit.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna fuck you at the Stephen Hawking exhibit.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna rent me a DeLorean
Yeah, well, I'm gonna rent me a DeLorean
Yeah, yeah, it does.
Yeah, yeah, it does.
Yeah, yeah, the movie with Cuba Gooding, Jr.,
Yeah, yeah, the movie with Cuba Gooding, Jr.,
Yeah, you're like the little ugly runt
Yeah, you're like the little ugly runt
Yeah, you're like... You're, like, a lot
Yeah, you're like... You're, like, a lot
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yes!
Yeah! Yes!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I got nothing. Who's next?
Yeah. I got nothing. Who's next?
Yeah. It's nice.
Yeah. It's nice.
Yes, actually it does matter,
Yes, actually it does matter,
Yes, Christian.
Yes, Christian.
Yes, I am wasted.
Yes, I am wasted.
Yes, I would, if I met the right person.
Yes, I would, if I met the right person.
Yes, man.
Yes, man.
Yes, Ms. Steale.
Yes, Ms. Steale.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Yes, please. Thank you.
Yes, please. Thank you.
Yes, you did. I have it on tape.
Yes, you did. I have it on tape.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Drink to forget.
Yes. Drink to forget.
Yes. With benefits.
Yes. With benefits.
Yo, when you done with Wendy Williams over there,
Yo, when you done with Wendy Williams over there,
You ain't Ms. Kavahellnah?
You ain't Ms. Kavahellnah?
You all spent four hard years in this school getting your diploma,
You all spent four hard years in this school getting your diploma,
You are wasting time.
You are wasting time.
You better get your shit together, Black!
You better get your shit together, Black!
You better run!
You better run!
You brought a condom, right?
You brought a condom, right?
You can find the rhythm in anything.
You can find the rhythm in anything.
You can't be cuckooin' on this mo'fuck!
You can't be cuckooin' on this mo'fuck!
You can't come out like that.
You can't come out like that.
You certainly did.
You certainly did.
You complete me?
You complete me?
You could date white women.
You could date white women.
You didn't see the keys... No, I know where they are. I just...
You didn't see the keys... No, I know where they are. I just...
You do want me to, don't you?
You do want me to, don't you?
You don't even like Nicholas Sparks movies.
You don't even like Nicholas Sparks movies.
You don't need a key to get in a hamper, Hannah.
You don't need a key to get in a hamper, Hannah.
You don't want none of this.
You don't want none of this.
You done? I gotta get to church.
You done? I gotta get to church.
You drive a hard bargain, Ms. Steale.
You drive a hard bargain, Ms. Steale.
You gonna eat that?
You gonna eat that?
You gonna tell me nobody wanted the pussy?
You gonna tell me nobody wanted the pussy?
You got a lot to learn, kid.
You got a lot to learn, kid.
You got me all fucked up with your emojis, like...
You got me all fucked up with your emojis, like...
You gotta calm them ****as down.
You gotta calm them ****as down.
You gotta get your shit together, Ms. Steale.
You gotta get your shit together, Ms. Steale.
You gotta what?
You gotta what?
You have daddy issues.
You have daddy issues.
You have low self esteem?
You have low self esteem?
You hurt me, Christian.
You hurt me, Christian.
You just push me, ****a?
You just push me, ****a?
You know I pulled a hamstring?
You know I pulled a hamstring?
You know I'd do anything for you, right?
You know I'd do anything for you, right?
You know I'm five four seconds from wildin'.
You know I'm five four seconds from wildin'.
You know that wasn't even a book?
You know that wasn't even a book?
You know the kind with the pink fur on it?
You know the kind with the pink fur on it?
You know what I went through to steal this car?
You know what I went through to steal this car?
You know what, from player to player,
You know what, from player to player,
You know what, I gotta hang out with you, man,
You know what, I gotta hang out with you, man,
You know what?
You know what?
You know, all this time I thought I wasn't in the right place,
You know, all this time I thought I wasn't in the right place,
You know, despite the Salvation Army sweater,
You know, despite the Salvation Army sweater,
You know, Hannah,
You know, Hannah,
You know, I thought you'd turn out not to be shit.
You know, I thought you'd turn out not to be shit.
You know, I'd like to bite that lip.
You know, I'd like to bite that lip.
You know, is it me or is it hot in here? Shit.
You know, is it me or is it hot in here? Shit.
You know, like some Game of Thrones shit!
You know, like some Game of Thrones shit!
You know, the little ugly one that nobody wants to touch.
You know, the little ugly one that nobody wants to touch.
You know, Wesley Snipes had a place like this,
You know, Wesley Snipes had a place like this,
You know? You grab a beer, right?
You know? You grab a beer, right?
You let guys put it in your little rusty bullet hole
You let guys put it in your little rusty bullet hole
You look it over, and you negotiate what you're willing to do.
You look it over, and you negotiate what you're willing to do.
You mean like white people?
You mean like white people?
You mean, like, for your PlayStation and stuff?
You mean, like, for your PlayStation and stuff?
You messed with the wrong bitch.
You messed with the wrong bitch.
You need to find Jesus! That's what you can do.
You need to find Jesus! That's what you can do.
You never told me that about your mother.
You never told me that about your mother.
You penis suck of yours.
You penis suck of yours.
You put that in your butt, okay?
You put that in your butt, okay?
You said it was cool.
You said it was cool.
You said you're an English major.
You said you're an English major.
You shut up and watch.
You shut up and watch.
You sign that, but then you get that paper, boo, all right?
You sign that, but then you get that paper, boo, all right?
You sound angry.
You sound angry.
You sound like Yoda. Listen, I want you to go home right now.
You sound like Yoda. Listen, I want you to go home right now.
You stop feelin' sick, okay?
You stop feelin' sick, okay?
You talkin' 'bout like this?
You talkin' 'bout like this?
You thought you were gonna do this shit to me?
You thought you were gonna do this shit to me?
You touch a penis with attitude, like... "I don't really like this."
You touch a penis with attitude, like... "I don't really like this."
You two are fucking.
You two are fucking.
You wanna chain me to this rack...
You wanna chain me to this rack...
You want another drink?
You want another drink?
You want me to make you a Hot Pocket now?
You want me to make you a Hot Pocket now?
You went to college!
You went to college!
You worthless, adopted, unloved little piece of shit!
You worthless, adopted, unloved little piece of shit!
You. You're a drug addict waiting to happen.
You. You're a drug addict waiting to happen.
You...
You...
You'd be like,
You'd be like,
You'll be like, "Oh, shit, it's cold in Pluto!"
You'll be like, "Oh, shit, it's cold in Pluto!"
You'll be like, "Oh, shit! How many times you fuck me?"
You'll be like, "Oh, shit! How many times you fuck me?"
You'll find someone. Somebody who wants to be open
You'll find someone. Somebody who wants to be open
You'll get better with experience. Just keep working on it.
You'll get better with experience. Just keep working on it.
You're a hole ass, you're might on the roney,
You're a hole ass, you're might on the roney,
You're a sick motherfucker.
You're a sick motherfucker.
You're all set, Ms. Steale. Courtesy of Mr. Black.
You're all set, Ms. Steale. Courtesy of Mr. Black.
You're exactly what I want.
You're exactly what I want.
You're gonna have to forgive my mother's behavior.
You're gonna have to forgive my mother's behavior.
You're gonna need somebody else
You're gonna need somebody else
You're infected, yeah
You're infected, yeah
You're lucky I wasn't in your medicine cabinet,
You're lucky I wasn't in your medicine cabinet,
You're my boyfriend, she's my mom.
You're my boyfriend, she's my mom.
You're not doing crack again, are you?
You're not doing crack again, are you?
You're not gonna amount to anything, sexually or musically.
You're not gonna amount to anything, sexually or musically.
You're not gonna shortchange me, Mr. Black.
You're not gonna shortchange me, Mr. Black.
You're not upset because I haven't signed
You're not upset because I haven't signed
You're obviously gonna have vaginal fisting. I mean, it's a given.
You're obviously gonna have vaginal fisting. I mean, it's a given.
You're one of the richest, most handsome men in the world.
You're one of the richest, most handsome men in the world.
You're only gay if you enjoy touching penis.
You're only gay if you enjoy touching penis.
You're right. If you were my dog, I would do this.
You're right. If you were my dog, I would do this.
You're, all hairless and big eyed and wild looking.
You're, all hairless and big eyed and wild looking.
You've been doling out thus far.
You've been doling out thus far.
Your ass is twerkin' as I'm sitting here talking.
Your ass is twerkin' as I'm sitting here talking.
Your mother fucked everybody in the neighborhood,
Your mother fucked everybody in the neighborhood,
A condom? Yeah.
A condom? Yeah.
A virgin? Yeah.
A virgin? Yeah.
Ah, Christian. Hello.
Ah, Christian. Hello.
Answer the question! You were rushing!
Answer the question! You were rushing!
Are you two dating? Oh, no, Mother, we're not dating.
Are you two dating? Oh, no, Mother, we're not dating.
Are you upset? I'm upset.
Are you upset? I'm upset.
Asia, Malaysia, Congo. Hmm.
Asia, Malaysia, Congo. Hmm.
Bitch! He had such a beautiful face.
Bitch! He had such a beautiful face.
But I'm upset. Get off the bed!
But I'm upset. Get off the bed!
But what you not gonna do... You not gonna do...
But what you not gonna do... You not gonna do...
Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2. ...and Thing 2!
Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2. ...and Thing 2!
Cheers. Yeah.
Cheers. Yeah.
Christian! Oh, shit!
Christian! Oh, shit!
Christian. Hey!
Christian. Hey!
Christian. I hope I answered all your questions.
Christian. I hope I answered all your questions.
Could be that you're lucky. No.
Could be that you're lucky. No.
Deuces, bitch. Okay, I got you! I see you later!
Deuces, bitch. Okay, I got you! I see you later!
Did you just roll your eyes at me? No.
Did you just roll your eyes at me? No.
Fuck yeah! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Fuck yeah! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
God, that made me wet. Oh!
God, that made me wet. Oh!
Hannah, this is my mother, Claire. Oh.
Hannah, this is my mother, Claire. Oh.
Hannah. Christian.
Hannah. Christian.
Hey! Oh.
Hey! Oh.
Hey! Hey! She said no! Stop!
Hey! Hey! She said no! Stop!
Hey. Don't get me wrong.
Hey. Don't get me wrong.
Hi. What the fuck?
Hi. What the fuck?
Hickies? Edible Arrangements? Mmm.
Hickies? Edible Arrangements? Mmm.
How about them? Like who?
How about them? Like who?
How did I get here? I brought you here, Hannah.
How did I get here? I brought you here, Hannah.
How did you do that? Come on, you, with me, now.
How did you do that? Come on, you, with me, now.
How you doin'? My brother.
How you doin'? My brother.
Huh? I have to take a shit!
Huh? I have to take a shit!
I can't believe you're a Republican. Sorry.
I can't believe you're a Republican. Sorry.
I got nothing. 'Cause I'm better than you.
I got nothing. 'Cause I'm better than you.
I guess. Come on. Yeah. Come here.
I guess. Come on. Yeah. Come here.
I require at least two or three. Five.
I require at least two or three. Five.
I'll have two. I'd love to, Mom,
I'll have two. I'd love to, Mom,
Is that understood? Yes.
Is that understood? Yes.
Is there a problem? Absolutely not.
Is there a problem? Absolutely not.
Isn't it? Yeah, it's the fucking charm.
Isn't it? Yeah, it's the fucking charm.
It was Seuss. Seuss!
It was Seuss. Seuss!
It's okay, I'll fuck you later. Wait. What?
It's okay, I'll fuck you later. Wait. What?
Jeez, Hannah. Oh.
Jeez, Hannah. Oh.
Jesse! Hey.
Jesse! Hey.
Jesus! Thank you.
Jesus! Thank you.
Kateesha! Oh, my God, we did it! Girl!
Kateesha! Oh, my God, we did it! Girl!
Little? Yes.
Little? Yes.
Man, it's impressive. Thank you.
Man, it's impressive. Thank you.
Maybe you wanna get that squeezed. Okay.
Maybe you wanna get that squeezed. Okay.
Mmm hmm. Bitch, you smell like shit.
Mmm hmm. Bitch, you smell like shit.
Mmm. Ew!
Mmm. Ew!
Nah, that don't count. What do you feel?
Nah, that don't count. What do you feel?
No more broke ****as. No offense.
No more broke ****as. No offense.
No, Mother. I never raised you that way.
No, Mother. I never raised you that way.
No. Angry panda?
No. Angry panda?
No. So, what do you want?
No. So, what do you want?
Now we gotta start from scratch! No!
Now we gotta start from scratch! No!
Oh, damn! Oh, my God.
Oh, damn! Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, your mama's over at the rehab.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, your mama's over at the rehab.
Oh! Just relax. What?
Oh! Just relax. What?
Oh. Come on, Hannah,
Oh. Come on, Hannah,
Okay? Deuces, bitch. Mmm hmm.
Okay? Deuces, bitch. Mmm hmm.
Ooh! Watch the teeth! Sorry.
Ooh! Watch the teeth! Sorry.
Ooh. Hey, bro.
Ooh. Hey, bro.
Ooh. Let me get this straight. Mmm hmm.
Ooh. Let me get this straight. Mmm hmm.
over all the years... Oh, shit! What!
over all the years... Oh, shit! What!
Real estate? Drug dealing.
Real estate? Drug dealing.
Really? Oh, yes.
Really? Oh, yes.
Really? Yeah. Check this out.
Really? Yeah. Check this out.
say it louder so I can hear it! I'm upset!
say it louder so I can hear it! I'm upset!
Seven. Seven it is.
Seven. Seven it is.
She don't deserve it. Half the dick.
She don't deserve it. Half the dick.
She's been married eight times. Yeah.
She's been married eight times. Yeah.
Spanish? Si.
Spanish? Si.
Stand back! Oh.
Stand back! Oh.
Still there. Never went away. Oh! Damn!
Still there. Never went away. Oh! Damn!
Ta... Maybe Ten?
Ta... Maybe Ten?
Thank you. Um...
Thank you. Um...
Thank you. You know, Ms. Steale,
Thank you. You know, Ms. Steale,
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you. You're welcome.
that resembles a small horn. Um...
that resembles a small horn. Um...
That's all I ask you to do. Yes, sir, out of respect.
That's all I ask you to do. Yes, sir, out of respect.
That's my favorite one! Bitch, I'm out!
That's my favorite one! Bitch, I'm out!
The village is a gangbang. Hannah!
The village is a gangbang. Hannah!
There's none of that. No play cousins?
There's none of that. No play cousins?
Ugh! It tastes weird. All done?
Ugh! It tastes weird. All done?
Until we meet again. How can I touch you?
Until we meet again. How can I touch you?
Wait, I thought that... No. Listen. Okay, let's get one thing clear.
Wait, I thought that... No. Listen. Okay, let's get one thing clear.
We are just friends. Don't make it weird. Oh, no, I thought...
We are just friends. Don't make it weird. Oh, no, I thought...
Wha... Yeah, I read your text.
Wha... Yeah, I read your text.
What are they called? Oh, I know the name.
What are they called? Oh, I know the name.
What are you talking... Shut up.
What are you talking... Shut up.
What color do you want? Red.
What color do you want? Red.
What do you feel? Oh, my God.
What do you feel? Oh, my God.
What? Ooh, girl, was it like real skinny, girl,
What? Ooh, girl, was it like real skinny, girl,
What? You're the first person who's seen it.
What? You're the first person who's seen it.
What's the safe word? Stop it!
What's the safe word? Stop it!
Where does the blowing come in? Finger pop?
Where does the blowing come in? Finger pop?
Where is Bin Laden? What?
Where is Bin Laden? What?
Whip. Whips.
Whip. Whips.
Who knew? Everyone.
Who knew? Everyone.
Who the fuck are you? My name is Hannah Steale.
Who the fuck are you? My name is Hannah Steale.
Who you calling a bitch? Oh, shit!
Who you calling a bitch? Oh, shit!
Whoa! Huh? Unable to make good decisions?
Whoa! Huh? Unable to make good decisions?
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa. Slow it up now. Just one "Cuckoo!"
Whoa. Slow it up now. Just one "Cuckoo!"
Whoo! Already?
Whoo! Already?
Why is it angry? Why did you ask that?
Why is it angry? Why did you ask that?
Wow, It's like Disneyland for grown ups. Yeah.
Wow, It's like Disneyland for grown ups. Yeah.
Yeah. I'd really love a handjob, though. What?
Yeah. I'd really love a handjob, though. What?
Yes, who? Yes, sir.
Yes, who? Yes, sir.
You can fuck anybody you wanna fuck. Thank you.
You can fuck anybody you wanna fuck. Thank you.
You just never know. Yeah.
You just never know. Yeah.
You just rolled your eyes at me again! No, I didn't.
You just rolled your eyes at me again! No, I didn't.
You look lovely. Thank you.
You look lovely. Thank you.
You should come. I'd be delighted.
You should come. I'd be delighted.
You want romance. I deserve it.
You want romance. I deserve it.
You're like a brick wall, just boring and rigid... Okay.
You're like a brick wall, just boring and rigid... Okay.
You're not ready for this! I'm ready!
You're not ready for this! I'm ready!
'Cause I love havin' sex unprotected
'Cause I love havin' sex unprotected
'Cause that's fucking weird.
'Cause that's fucking weird.
'Cause that's some crazy shit, man.
'Cause that's some crazy shit, man.
'Cause, girl, you burned it
'Cause, girl, you burned it
"Again!" Okay?
"Again!" Okay?
"Bitch don't love a ****a."
"Bitch don't love a ****a."
"Bitch, you got 47 skin tags on your dick?
"Bitch, you got 47 skin tags on your dick?
"Boyfriend" makes it sound serious, like I went raw.
"Boyfriend" makes it sound serious, like I went raw.
"Christian Black.
"Christian Black.
"Christian..."
"Christian..."
"How'd you get it, and can I get some?"
"How'd you get it, and can I get some?"
"I ain't falling for that shit.
"I ain't falling for that shit.
"I'm not a bidness man, I'm a bidness... man."
"I'm not a bidness man, I'm a bidness... man."
"Is you gay, or is you gay as a motherfucker?"
"Is you gay, or is you gay as a motherfucker?"
"It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle."
"It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle."
"It's not us that's teaching Radio,
"It's not us that's teaching Radio,
"it's Radio that's teaching us."
"it's Radio that's teaching us."
"March, 1982?" Aw, hell no.
"March, 1982?" Aw, hell no.
"No, stay away from me!"
"No, stay away from me!"
"Oh, he's financially poor, yet spiritually rich."
"Oh, he's financially poor, yet spiritually rich."
"Oh, my God, why is my vagina so sore?"
"Oh, my God, why is my vagina so sore?"
"Oh, nah, I ain't fucking with that bitch."
"Oh, nah, I ain't fucking with that bitch."
"Thank God I'm not you."
"Thank God I'm not you."
"You have mad stacks of cash.
"You have mad stacks of cash.

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