☊ Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Soundboard

A commitment to your life as an artist.

A festival of flavors!

A little gunplay, we say things.

A little something I used to do back in the day

A little tip about Big Momma.

A strong flow. Yeah.

A terrible stereotype.

About kidnapping Foghorn Leghorn here,

Actually, I'll take the drive!

After a while, you realize it's just not worth the fight.

After I'm shot down in the streets,

Against one of our own, which will not be tolerated!

Ah, man.

Ah, yes. Well, we do pride ourselves on diversity.

Ah. All right, well, in my family, we give out ass whuppins.

Ain't got a care in world but got plenty of beer

Ain't got no money in my pocket But I'm already here

Ain't no raindrops going...

Ain't nobody

Ain't nobody Loves me better

Ain't nobody?

All about this

All built on a strong, strong flow.

All my girls in the spot You know what's up

All of the love that you're giving me

All right

All right, all right.

All right, all right. I had to get dressed! What is all this...

All right, but stay in your room and away from those girls.

All right, I guess I gotta play it.

All right, let's rewind. This should be a happy day. All right?

All right, listen. Breathe, girl, breathe. It's all good.

All right, look. Okay. So, I see a beautiful woman right now.

All right, so phase two. Ambush the man when he's at his grind.

All right, then Mexico. But not Cabo! It's gotten way too touristy.

All right, this family hour has to end. I'm going to throw up.

All right, this is what we're gonna do next, right?

All right? All right.

All right.

All right. Give me Canetti, or I take him out.

All right. Take it easy. Take it easy. I'll show you everything.

All right. What do you want, Nicky?

All right. Y'all got 30 seconds to get your asses off campus

All the boys, they stop and stare

All this transition is a bit much for Charmaine.

Almost don't count.

Amen!

And a regular Coke.

And a sweet little something that brings a man to his knees

And after the last few days, I want you to know I'm happy to do it.

And afterward, I'm going to have a double cheeseburger

And alopecia.

And another thing...

And because you keep it real, we singing

And besides, we're all women here.

And brightest young talent that Atlanta has to offer.

And causes eating disorders.

And each time I see you

And even though I'm new, she done made it real smooth

And even when they stressin' Ha, just let it be

And grand plié!

And he likes long,

And he, uh, doesn't know how to deal with it.

And here's the 411 you probably didn't get on your tour.

And I got a lot of sensitivities

And I got to bring in my own Sweet'N Low?

And I just fried this fool.

And I like salad.

And I like slow, lingering kisses.

And I thought he recognized my talent, knew who the Prodi G was.

And I'll stick to the undercover work?

And I'm just trying to get a lay of the land.

And I'm so fly But I get it from my fam

And if he don't,

And if I don't have the contract signed in five days,

And if nobody speaks up, then neither of you is going to the Showcase.

And it's like... It's, uh...

And it's my best shot at getting a scholarship for composition.

And keep everyone in the auditorium!

And Kurtis Kool got the girls to steal the music box.

And lick other people's fingers.

And listen, I'm thinking now Bali.

And Mrs. Orth from Movement says that I need to listen to my inner voice,

And my stepfather's always working.

And no offense, young lady,

And nobody's playing it.

And now the dudes are lining up

And now you know just how I flow and it goes

And pull down that skirt!

And right now, I'm looking at a lot of fresh, unwhupped ass!

And she is mighty fine.

And she's gotta get back to her girls.

And snatch that ponytail off your head.

And so is the music box.

And some shrimp in the backyard. That's a woman!

And the directions were in Spanish.

And the loudest one's always screaming, "Delanté's pulling away!"

And thinks that every girl on the planet is after him?

And this girdle's riding up all inside me. I can't do it.

And this is her niece, Charmaine, your new classmate.

And this is my niece, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

And this time, no witnesses.

And those poor, house motherless girls you got

And up.

And usually, beautiful, great girls don't go for...

And we be snapping...

And we in the place and we on a case

And we so fly 'cause we don't care

And wear your PJs. We go comfy.

And what did you do? You go shopping.

And what kind of school is this?

And whenever you wanna see me

And you better start sounding like her

And you know, all the grease from the chicken, we were like...

And you need to keep up your cover.

And you were starting to convince me.

And you're ticklish!

And your arms got to be in a little T. rex position.

And your homework is to go berserk

And, honey, you is bad company!

And, uh, I like to, uh,

Anthony Canetti? That's it.

Any other hearts you want to break?

Anyway, Charmaine is a little under the weather right now.

Anyway, they're having a thing for me

Are size 12 or bigger!

Are you invited guests?

Are you kidding me? No.

Are you okay?

Are you...

Ashy coming out of the bathtub? Baby's got a diaper rash?

At the poetry jam, uh,

Attention, everyone! Give...

Autograph it, please.

Aw, come on, Malcolm, look at this. Look.

Aw! The poor baby is hungry!

Baby, you know

Baby, you should call me I can scoop you and we can hang

Because the Prodi G is still a minor.

Because we couldn't afford the chicken.

Because you're a student here

Before I leave Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

Before it lays any more eggs.

Before you know it, you'll be bosom buddies.

Before you scare someone.

Besides, if Mia is spinning us,

Beverly, what on earth?

Big boy! Come on, man!

Big Momma don't be getting butt naked for nobody!

Big Momma don't take orders from nobody.

Big Momma, I have been looking for...

Big Momma, we haven't scheduled any interviews, let alone...

Big Momma, what are you doing?

Big Momma!

Big Momma! Big Momma!

Big Momma! Catch!

Big Momma?

Blood! Did anyone call 911?

Boo. Oh!

Boom shaka laka laka! Boom shaka laka!

Boss. We got him.

Both of them.

Bounce!

Boys blowing up our phones, phones

Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk

Bravo! You did your thing. I saw that move.

But between you, me and the Kool,

But don't be trying to holler at me when you're singing along

But don't worry, we're gonna take care of you.

But everybody calls me Big Momma.

But for these next four years...

But I heard them say that Isabelle's gonna bring it in her bag.

But I really need to work on expanding my range,

But I think that I'm just going to go.

But I'm afraid, since it's the end of the year,

But I'm talking swimming pools. You feeling private security.

But it was hot at the Promenade the day I saw you being hot.

But it's a rooster.

But it's all an act, you know why?

But it's noisy.

But look. Trent, we need to talk, all right?

But my shrink in juvie said I'd do better with a role model my own age.

But now, listen.

But on a dance floor kinda situation

But once you get to know him,

But thank you, Jesus, for now!

But the most important is That my family is my blessin'

But there's just so many of them,

But this is not stealing the mascot from the boys at St. Ignatius.

But we kick them to the curb

But what you're doing, you know, with this woman getting naked...

But you got a little body and a big ass head! Yeah.

But you win the crazy parent award!

But your cousin is the last kind of guy I'd ever hook up with.

But, Miss...

But, uh, you could try it on for me.

But, you see, it's an emergency. Our son just got accepted...

Call the FBI, ask for Agent Crawford.

Called the Cleveland Shuffle.

Called The Freshman Class, right?

Calm down. Tell Big Momma what happened.

Can I keep the boobs?

Can we trust her not to narc us out?

Can you hear this? No...

Can you sing it?

Can you start today?

Canetti brought a dummy flash.

Canetti had a buddy who works here.

Canetti said something to me right before he died.

Canetti told me where the flash is hidden.

Canetti, can you hear me?

Canetti, yeah.

Canetti.

Capital One credit card with no introductory interest rate.

Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

Charmaine likes the sound of that!

Charmaine told me you were a beautiful, great girl.

Charmaine, go.

Charmaine, you can audit classes until your transcripts get here,

Charmaine, you're late for class. Now get to ballet.

Charmaine!

Charmaine?

Charmaine? You look like you have on Big Momma's PJs.

Charmaine...

Charmaine'll just stay with her Big Momma.

Chest up.

Child, don't you know cheap hair dye is like an old man?

Child, I did not say that.

Child, I see who you are on the inside.

Child, I told you, you don't need no damn Delanté! Now, drive!

Child, like my Aunt Yorima used to say,

Child, nobody deserves to be treated like that.

Child, they all taste the same

Child, this is not Big Momma's first barbecue.

Child, you should quit while you can still do a comb over.

Child? That there is no meal.

Chill ax. Okay?

Chirkoff must have gotten to Kurtis Kool

Come here!

Come here! Come here!

Come here! Come here! I'm warning you.

Come in!

Come on You're outta sight

Come on, Big Momma, show us what you got!

Come on, get him! Get him!

Come on, I want to take you somewhere.

Come on, Malcolm.

Come on, man! Come on!

Come on, we can do it together, Malcolm!

Come on! Everybody sing!

Come on.

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Come on. Malcolm!

Come on. It's a mind body retreat.

Come on. We're going to the library. That's where it was stolen.

Come over here for a second and let Big Momma get a talk with you.

Come to papa.

Comparing stats, tracking sales.

Congratulations. You're a Diva.

Coroner's gonna think I'm some two bit floozy!

Could this get any better?

Crawford. Yeah, Malcolm.

Dad.

Damn!

Delanté is the boyfriend.

Delanté just dumped me.

Delanté would fall back in love with me.

Do not get out of it under any circumstances.

Do you accept? I do.

Do you have a free period?

Do you have any idea how lucky we are right now?

Does Haley like you better as a girl or a boy?

Doesn't make sense,

Doing a bid in Lompoc. Dealing.

Don't be shy.

Don't be surprised when I lose your tax refund!

Don't corner eye me!

Don't let them do a clean version for Walmart.

Don't make me use the PIT maneuver.

Don't move.

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up

Don't think I can't hang I party all night long

Don't wanna give it up? Yeah, I'm cool with that

Don't you eyeball me, girl.

Done.

Double ply? A public school can afford double ply

Drive!

Drop it!

Drop it.

Drop topping Playing our favorite CDs

Dude, you are all kinds of freaky!

Duh!

Duke University! Boo ya!

Duke University.

Each time I see you

Eighty?

Enough! No more mistakes.

Entire East Coast and Cincinnati!

Especially when you're packin' a supersized

Even a momma bear needs some sugar.

Ever told the truth, wouldn't have to.

Every time I try to meet somebody, it's ding a ling a ling!

Everybody back to their rooms, now!

Everyone is gonna be there, you know?

Ew, not that.

Ew, the Prodi G.

Exactly.

Exactly. And that means every new student

Excuse me, but shouldn't I be eating some g****s,

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

False alarm, ladies! Back to class, back to class!

FBI!

FBI! Come and get your snitch!

FBI! Pull over, now!

Find a seat.

Fine! If I gotta be a chick, can I at least be a cute one?

Fine.

First you put your arms around me

For a girl who played you?

For real. That's some Nazi Germany shnizzle.

Found my keys!

Four years?

Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.

Freak with it. That's right.

Free at last, free at last.

From all of the love

From our library's special collection.

Funk in her trunk!

Funny. Very funny.

Gail, maybe we should freshen up before dinner.

Georgia Girls School for the Arts.

Get down!

Get her a chair. Yeah, okay. Grab a seat. I'll get it.

Get in line!

Get in the truck. Okay, okay!

Get it?

Get out of here! It's a fire!

Get out of our way. We have business here.

Get out of the car and hide, now! What's going on?

Get out of the car and hide, now.

Get out of the truck.

Get ready to see some of the best

Girl, I'm hot.

Girl, the sunglasses guy means that he's hiding his true emotions.

Girl, you need a hug!

Girl, your hair's gonna crimp up if it catches on fire.

Give him the gun, or I shoot the kids.

Give me the flash drive.

Give me...

Give your girl some love.

Go ahead and call them girls And bring a couple friends

Go ahead, call her.

Go away! Look, let me explain.

Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma!

Go!

God, I forgive you for the '90s.

Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Good point? Girl,

Good.

Good. Come shopping with me.

Grab my glasses, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city

Great job, Big Momma.

Great. I'm being followed by a fat lady in a driver's ed car!

Great. So, I'll see you in a few.

Guaranteeing my future. Sign my contract.

Haley, it's gonna be okay.

Haley, we got to get you somewhere safe.

Haley!

Haley! Haley!

Haley?

Haley. Haley.

Haley. I made her do it.

Haley... You... You're...

Halle Berry ain't got shit on you!

Hands away from your chest. You're gonna dirty the recording.

Happy that I get to see you daily

Hattie Mae Pierce at your service, but you can call me Big Momma.

Have you lost your mind?

Have you seen him?

Have you seen this guy?

He don't remember what he saw.

He figured out how to hit the target

He goes by the name of...

He has an important job in the government.

He has got to love you for all the stuff you can't buy in no store.

He just doesn't want to get hurt.

He just left here a couple days ago for our monthly poker game.

He just shot that guy right in front of me.

He looked at me and he said...

He looked familiar.

He saw me shoot Canetti.

He used the sunglasses guy.

He was thinking about going to the Showcase tomorrow.

He'll give you an autograph just to get rid of you.

He's a lyrical miracle, baby

He's artistic.

He's groping me! He's trying to freak me!

He's our age. Plus, he's like a hip hop lyrical miracle.

He's petrified by his passion

He's trying to freak me!

Hell, yeah!

Hello,

Hello? All girls school?

Hey, could somebody give me a beat?

Hey, did he sign it?

Hey, fellas. Vlad and Dmitri, right?

Hey, get in here and sit down! Stay down!

Hey, Haley.

Hey, Haley. Hey, girl.

Hey, have you heard from Trent? He better be here soon.

Hey, have you seen a girl...

Hey, he's not a narc, he's a fed.

Hey, it's easy, you can meet me

Hey, it's good to see you again.

Hey, Trent, we love you, but I ain't with no ass whuppin'.

Hey, whoa. Just let me say one last thing to my boy.

Hey, y'all, the Prodi G's a little parched.

Hey!

Hey! Baby

Hey! Baby!

Hey! Oh, you can wear this.

Hey! Trent!

Hey! What are you... Get out of there, you!

Hey.

Hey. Don't worry.

Hey. How you guys doing?

Hide?

His name is Trent. Hottie. Buff. Right?

Hmm.

Holding something hot.

Holy mother of...

Honey, it's me who's gonna help you,

How about I go back to reading my Cosmo?

How about I think about it?

How about that one right there?

How about we hang out after your big show?

How about you?

How did you... That song is amazing.

How entertaining.

How many times do I gotta say I'm sorry?

How nice of you. That'd be great.

How they gonna let two fat ladies go poking around this joint.

How we're gonna find a 4 inch flash drive in 3 inch heels.

How would they know you were here?

How you doing, Charmaine?

How you doing? How you doing?

How'd you know this was Jasmine's?

How's the leg, boss? The leg's fine!

Huh? Think about that.

Huh? We feeling the deepness?

Huh. I'm a rapper.

Hurry up, it's a fire!

I ain't going to no lame college

I ain't no narc.

I ain't signing that contract.

I almost hit him!

I am a woman with grandchildren.

I be that lyrical miracle with the witty flow

I call the shots around here.

I can call you back.

I can do this!

I can see straight to the Promised Land.

I can't believe that.

I can't believe you don't want to go to college.

I can't resist your sweet surrender

I can't show you. It's... Show me!

I can't wait to see this.

I can't! Delanté used to drive me everywhere! I barely know...

I can't.

I caught you trying on your mother's...

I could feel that.

I could jam to that. I could, you know, do this little thing I do.

I could pop one in your ass!

I crossed the line I'm wrong to lie

I did something else.

I didn't see anything. Yo, we cool?

I don't know, I...

I don't know, something's missing.

I don't know.

I don't know. But I know where to find his girlfriend.

I don't know. Can I meet him before?

I don't know. I don't know who I am.

I don't think so

I don't understand

I don't understand.

I done learned so many lessons

I doubt it. It's been there for so long.

I feel you.

I got 'em going crazy I know I bring the drama

I got 15 MP3s of original stuff that ain't been mixed.

I got a better game than that.

I got a buddy who works there.

I got a plan.

I got no time for no wack dudes

I got skills, thrills plus a winning attitude

I got to start trusting you in your decisions.

I got your mail right here.

I guess I got a little time.

I had no lines, but I was good. No?

I have curfew.

I have something you could try on.

I have to go back to the dorms before I get in trouble.

I hear the girls sneaking in, giggling.

I heard them say they're meeting someone near the library tonight.

I hope I'm not being too personal, but have you tried Spanx?

I hope you don't mind that I show ya

I invited her.

I just brought the beauty outside.

I just feel like I deserve them.

I just saw her with Mia.

I just want to be the one to make you feel amazing

I just want to bite you! Kurtis!

I just... Where are you going?

I knew she was a narc.

I know how to find them.

I know I'm beautiful, but I don't get down like that.

I know it's college decision day,

I know that I've left you a couple of other voice mails.

I know what you're talking about, but that's a little hop thing.

I know what's you. Trust me.

I know, lately

I know. Fashion show!

I know. They called me.

I like how you put the little new school with the old school.

I like it easy I like it nice and slow

I like that.

I like that. You know, "Oooh!"

I like to get out. As a man, it's like...

I look in there, they peaced out.

I love that beat.

I love that.

I mean, all of those writers and poets you could study.

I mean, but if you sing it, I can catch a vibe and I can have a dope mix tape

I mean, come on. How you gonna hide a swag as big as this?

I mean, um, it's so diverse here.

I mean, you guys should, like, be a couple!

I mean, you know, it's your show. I'll be watching.

I mean, you only get one chance to be the new guy.

I mean, you're not hot.

I might be able to use your help.

I need a huge canvas.

I need more pastels.

I need to speak to my wife, Sherrie.

I need you, Haley

I never leave a witness.

I said that's enough, now.

I saw a picture of a man in your office.

I think I agree with Big Momma.

I think I should go now.

I think so.

I think the girls lifted it.

I think you should be our model.

I thought if I looked different,

I told her she could be if she stole the music box.

I told her to bring it tonight so that we could put it back.

I told you, we don't use code names.

I took off Charmaine's outfit just once,

I totally understand. Your room is at the end of the hall.

I want him dead.

I want the whole world to know ya

I want to die!

I was doing some undercover work. Getting information.

I was doing what girls do, okay?

I was just trying to help.

I was the brother with the dope shammy in the car wash.

I was trying to give her...

I was twirling.

I was wondering

I wasn't even talking to you.

I will get to your house when I get to your house!

I will watch over those girls like they were my own.

I won't let him. All right? All I got to do is get that flash drive.

I'd love you to come.

I'd rather hum.

I'll be back for a second set, a'ight?

I'll be out in a second!

I'll be out there in a minute!

I'll be right back!

I'll find it when everyone's at the Showcase tonight.

I'll just show you to your room.

I'll just transition into acting.

I'll make you mine

I'm a curious woman.

I'm a little hard of hearing in my right ear.

I'm a lyrical miracle

I'm a record producer. I'm very interested in talking to him.

I'm a senior.

I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing

I'm beginning to think the guy I'm looking for doesn't really exist.

I'm Charmaine.

I'm checking the flash drive.

I'm embarrassing you?

I'm feeling pretty perfect right now.

I'm getting the clasp fixed.

I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?

I'm going to Duke.

I'm going to find the wire!

I'm going to hide you.

I'm going to unpack.

I'm gonna check it out.

I'm gonna need a shrink after this, you realize that?

I'm Haley Robinson.

I'm Jasmine.

I'm just saying, this is my big break, man!

I'm just saying... Listen.

I'm looking for this Prodi G. Have you seen him?

I'm not 18 yet,

I'm not even wearing a clean pair of granny panties.

I'm not going for Haley. I mean... No.

I'm not saying you're not hot,

I'm not sure that's me. You know?

I'm not talking to you.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm okay!

I'm on a diet.

I'm on Fleet Street, come on

I'm on the grind. You feel me?

I'm peeping one fly Zulu queen! Mmm!

I'm pretty good with this gun.

I'm ready to rise and grind and shine for socializin', enterprisin'

I'm saying, he's a real sweetheart.

I'm so incredible They're forgettable, bye bye

I'm sorry, no phone calls allowed.

I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a duet.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry. I was wrong to think we could pull this off.

I'm starving!

I'm still trying to figure that out.

I'm talking about Duke!

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes

I'm talking to the people on the other end of your chest.

I'm Trent.

I'm undercover. FBI. Now give me the damn bag.

I'm, uh... I'm at the library.

I've been all over the world, but you know

I've got to get dressed. Hurry!

I've infiltrated tougher circles than a posse of gossipy teenage girls.

If I could get a peek around the library.

If I help you, you got to help me.

If that's what you want.

If you feel the same way Let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!"

If you see him, call me.

IM me if you change your mind.

In age only.

In case of a home invasion.

In that case, how's this?

In the common room in about 15 minutes.

In the way that Kate Winslet does.

In the words of the great master, "Mama said knock you out!"

In. In! Yo!

Is it blue?

Isabelle, it's great. You really captured her.

It don't last long and it marks up the furniture.

It has enough dirt on Chirkoff to put him away forever.

It looks like she could dodge raindrops.

It says it clearly in black and white.

It seems like every time I stroll in You know I be zonin'

It still is, girl. Look, Trent taught me everything.

It took me a while to figure out. Then I remember.

It's a blueprint for a house of success.

It's a classic, baby

It's a damn shame.

It's all about the body The moves you makin'

It's all about the mix, yeah, the combination

It's all about us when we out there

It's better to be alone with yourself for the rest of your life

It's Big Momma in the house And I'm getting my rap on

It's Book Appreciation Day.

It's cool.

It's gonna be in a casket if you don't tell me where it is.

It's gonna pop!

It's in a safe place where no one will ever look, so don't worry about it.

It's in the music...

It's insurance.

It's Jason Bourne.

It's just, some things she don't need to know.

It's kind of hard being new on the block

It's Kurtis. I'm out front.

It's like a fantasy league, you know?

It's like their sports. If they ain't doing it, they're talking about it.

It's Mia. She's saying she's going to kill herself.

It's my home away from home.

It's not Area 51.

It's perfect, right?

It's Prodi G and possibly the dopest one of the year

It's pulled down!

It's shameful.

It's time for a new pose. Artists, grab a new canvas.

Janet had all the dirt. And I'm their Janet!

Jasmine, head up.

Jay Z didn't drop Reasonable Doubt until he was 27.

Juilliard, Berklee, Peabody and Oberlin.

Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night

Just calm down, all right? Relax. Take a soothing breath.

Just chillin' in the caf For some laughs and stuff

Just do it. I'll explain it to you later.

Just give me what I want. Whoa, whoa.

Just hundreds of these.

Just in time for figure day.

Just Kurtis Kool.

Just like everything else that comes out of your mouth.

Just promise me one thing.

Just protecting the next generation of hip hop.

Just release it as a double jam.

Just rub it in!

Just send me the photo.

Just stay with him. See if he leads you to the father.

Just trying to take care of the people who depend on you.

Just waiting for a positive role model.

Keep driving! Go!

Keep talking about the guy you like

Kick. Now you get your spin on. Right?

Kid's here to see his girlfriend, not his father.

Kill them.

Killer step. If I just had one more chance.

Knees over the toes.

Know what I did?

Kurtis Kool, meet my great niece, Charmaine.

Kurtis Kool!

Kurtis Kool.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our annual Showcase!

Ladies, quiet down, please!

Last night, an antique music box was stolen

Leave me alone!

Left foot, red.

Left hand, green!

Let go of me! Come on.

Let me explain. I trusted you!

Let me get my key.

Let me give you my card.

Let me satisfy that curiosity.

Let me see that card.

Let me see.

Let me tell you something about Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

Let the games begin.

Let's break night.

Let's get into groups for the routine.

Let's get it poppin', baby You know how we do it in here

Let's go get him.

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's just hope that if it is the music box,

Let's talk, now. Uh uh.

Library? How'd you find me?

Library. Yeah.

Lights out time, 8:00 p.m.

Like Aunt Yorima used to say,

Like Fred Sanford said, "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!"

Like you said, these girls need role models.

Like, you know how long that is in hip hop years?

Listen to the beat Tell you how the word goes

Listen, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Listen. I suggest you get this bird back to St. Ignatius

Look at what those children did to me!

Look at you, boy. Look at you.

Look here, Big Momma, I got a couple St. Ides on ice back at the crib.

Look, Chirkoff's guys must've made me yesterday in town.

Look, don't shoot the kids, all right?

Look, I can't do this right now.

Look, I know I agreed to this.

Look, if anything goes wrong, get out of there.

Look, normally, I don't syncopate on the first date, but...

Look, she ain't just some girl!

Look, shopping is a very big deal for girls.

Look, the other night, I'm wiping down the reference room,

Look, there's some crazy, dangerous people after that.

Look, Trent. Get back in that dress, all right?

Look, you got the music box in that bag, don't you?

Look, you got to trust me! Malcolm!

Look, you gotta see the genius of my plan.

Look.

Look. There's a ballerina on the bed.

Look. This flash drive got evidence that'd put away some really bad people.

Looking at that shorty, she's a cutie What's your name?

Looking fine today, Haley. Yes, she is.

Looking for the fight of her life

Looks like we're all out of green. Game over.

Lord, Lord!

Loves me better

Loves me better Makes me happy

Loves me better than you

Makes me feel this way

Makes me happy

Makes me happy Makes me feel this way

Malcolm, I want to go home, man.

Marlo.

May I help you?

Maybe she could do it another night.

Maybe we can all do business.

Maybe you guys can hook up, you know, after the dance.

Me and you together ain't worth losin'

Me and you, we chillin' Hangin', cruisin'

Me, too.

Me? Oh, thank you! Sure!

Mia is a very promising young actress.

MIA since Sunday.

Mia, this is your new house mother, Big Momma,

Mia, what's going on?

Mia? You seen Haley?

Middleman stuff.

Miss Gail, this is my great niece,

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. He loves you, girl.

Mmm hmm. My parents don't support my art.

Mmm hmm. Right hand, blue.

Mmm, I gotta take a leak.

Mmm, that reminds me. You have to do something before you eat.

Mmm!

Mmm. Mmm hmm.

More like the centerfold for Thick and Juicy.

Most definitely! Business sounds good, baby. Take care now.

Motownopoly. Let's play.

Move. Move!

Mr. Chirkoff.

Mrs. Mercier, dancers, please!

Music...

Must dance, act or sing for their supper.

My birthday cake was four lit matches in a Twinkie.

My boy got in. My boy got in!

My ex boyfriend, right?

My fishing buddy, Tony.

My God, everything I told you?

My God! Delanté's pulling away.

My great niece.

My heart starts to pound

My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me

My last tour was with LL Cool J.

My late husband Othar taught me how to use it

My name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but everyone calls me Big Momma.

My name is Kurtis Kool

My name is Kurtis Kool Ol' hip hop player

My palpitations!

My pleasure. Hey, Trent.

My poor cholesterol heart!

My, my, my!

My, my, my.

Namaste.

Namaste. But I can come down there

Never would place a person on this earth above you

New stuff? What are you talking about?

Next time I'll buy my own damn clothes!

Next, with an original composition, Haley Robinson!

No offense, Charmaine,

No way.

No, actually, I was thinking about sampling it for my mix tape.

No, Beverly, you promised us two weeks' notice.

No, come on, you're a part of this. I can't do it without you.

No, he didn't sign it yet.

No, I do! I have friends and I have school...

No, I think you're probably a very intelligent man.

No, I will not take a soothing breath with you.

No, it's just weird that you would say that.

No, it's not missing nothing. It's tight.

No, Mia, don't listen to her.

No, no, don't touch my piano.

No, no, no, wait, just stay. Stay.

No, no, no. I got your green.

No, no... Kurtis Kool!

No, refresh my memory.

No, Soulja Boy, that's a little hop thing.

No, that's your dream.

No, this is a crime

No! Ain't no FBI!

No! It's tomorrow night.

No! You will not get your mail till I get to your house.

No.

No. FBI has got a leak. Chirkoff knew we were coming.

No. No.

No. Okay, true dat, true dat.

No. You was just trying to protect me.

Nobody.

None ya damn business!

Nosy and all in my business!

Not again.

Not bad.

Not really worth much, but it's sentimental.

Not really.

Not so much.

Not the way you run the house. Look.

Not too old school for you?

Not yet. Surveillance is a waiting game.

Nothing.

Now don't go putting me on no pedestal. You know it might break.

Now don't slow down.

Now freak with it, freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.

Now freak with it.

Now give it up for my man, Prodi G!

Now go, go! Go, go, go!

Now I ain't here preaching You know how Big Momma be

Now I know why they call it The Nutcracker.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go to work.

Now take it up to 80.

Now that's funny, 'cause I know I ain't no FBI.

Now that's my type of art!

Now you get out there and break a leg, and make Big Momma proud.

Now you listen to me, Tinker Bell.

Now,

Now, I know we have a tradition of pranks.

Now, I'm the new house mother over in Pryce Hall.

Now, if you'd kindly just drop the sheet.

Now, listen. Get back in costume.

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out

Now, we don't pay very much.

Now, what's that?

Now, you just disrobe whenever you feel comfortable.

Oh, any ol' girl will do.

Oh, come on, Big Momma, let it all hang out!

Oh, come on! That is not hot.

Oh, come on. No, I don't get down like that.

Oh, dear, that is awful. Well, you have come to the right place.

Oh, don't be silly. You just need the final touch.

Oh, don't listen to her!

Oh, don't look with the sour faces. Let's go!

Oh, don't shoot.

Oh, don't worry about that.

Oh, family.

Oh, for realsie? You're standing before his DJ!

Oh, girl, of course! Uh...

Oh, girl, you want this one?

Oh, God!

Oh, he'll be there.

Oh, hell, no!

Oh, I'm okay. I mean, I can do light comedy, like Sandra Bullock.

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. These poetry readings always run long.

Oh, Lord, I must be in heaven.

Oh, Lord!

Oh, man. Every time you open your mouth,

Oh, Mom. Let's call Mom. She'll let me. Let's ring Mom up.

Oh, my God, I can't do this!

Oh, my God, they're shooting! Where are we going?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. How awful!

Oh, my gosh, there they are!

Oh, my gosh! Big Momma, are you okay? Are you alive?

Oh, my nights are warm and tender

Oh, no, girl.

Oh, no, girl. No, I'm saying that's exactly Trent.

Oh, no, I need that. Come on.

Oh, no, it's all right, Big Momma. I got this.

Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't.

Oh, no, no! Ain't nobody getting naked!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, Big Momma's a wine cooler woman.

Oh, no. We don't want to put you out.

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, ohhh!

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

Oh, okay. Well, um...

Oh, Papa Gotta do it proper

Oh, there's Mia! Mia.

Oh, these boys wanna learn their lesson

Oh, they wanna know They've been asking questions

Oh, this? There's nobody there, man. This is part of my hearing aid.

Oh, well, that's got to go.

Oh, well...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm hmm. I like to read.

Oh, yeah? Did she tell you she had the music box?

Oh, yes. You e mailed your résumé for the house mother position.

Oh, you need me.

Oh!

Oh! All right.

Oh! Here's our nude model!

Oh! No.

Oh! That Jasmine and Isabelle.

Oh? Well, what kind?

Oh.

Oh. And by the way,

Oh. No, look, forget college, man.

Oh. Well...

Oh. Yeah.

Okay Do you think he'd be true?

Okay, everyone. We are assembled tonight to welcome our newest Diva.

Okay, fine.

Okay, I'm going to give you to the count of three.

Okay, if not, then I ain't twisting your arm

Okay, please don't judge. It's rough.

Okay, so, why don't we just go down there and intercept it?

Okay, then, who are you?

Okay. All right, all right. Just relax.

Okay. All right.

Okay. But not when she sees the mansion I'm gonna buy her.

Okay. Class.

Okay. Everyone, please stay in your seats, okay?

Okay. Fair enough.

Okay. Go ahead. Reach for the stars, baby.

Okay. So a little something...

Okay. That a girl.

Okay. You don't want her busting that vein in her forehead

On my mind is glory So somebody tell my story

On the keys, being crazy

On the wire between will and what will be

One, two, three, four, five, six...

One.

Only business you have here is none ya.

Only the mailman touches the mail.

Only thing I'm signing is a check to Duke. End of story.

Ooh, Lord.

Ooh!

Ooh! Careful. Oh, my gosh. Here, let me help clean you up.

Ooh. Sit down with such lovely young ladies.

Or a cheeseburger or something?

Or anyone who knows anything about this, come forward

Or become unconscious for a moment or two.

Or Pac, when he was chilling on the Strip.

Or risk immediate expulsion.

Or the police shut us down, down

Or there's a hell of a lot more where that came from.

Our night together? Our kiss?

Out.

Over nothing.

Papa was a rolling stone

Park your tush.

Payoff, hits, everything.

Performance art, my ass!

Pipes are great.

Play music.

Please, do me a favor. Don't help.

Please, God, let someone be taping this in the bushes.

Please?

Plus

Po po dragged me in on a trumped up conspiracy case.

Police shut us down

Pray for the airbags.

Preserve who the Prodi G was.

Prima ballerinas can't have any booty. There's a law or something.

Prodi G!

Pulling up to the parties

Put the bag in the car.

Put your hands in the air.

Put your listenin' ears on

Quick witted, better get with it, stay sick with it

Quiet! Quiet!

Ready to do my thing Y'all ready or what?

Really? Show me. Yeah.

Remember, it'd be two to the right,

Remember? Mmm.

Right foot, yellow.

Right hand, blue.

Right now, he's bait.

Right now, our biggest problem's his kid.

Right now.

Right, right. Because rap don't allow me to get my sensitivities out.

Right?

Right? Bring it back.

Right? I'm talking about fire, man!

Right.

Rosetta Stone. Pretty good, huh?

Run, run!

Runs pretty good for a woman.

Said if I testified against him, I could walk.

Said the world's in a rush, but he waited to be perfect.

Same thing. You're a boy.

Say what?

School for the Arts!

Scratch and Rembrandt are my family.

Scratch and Rembrandt, they're like, I don't know, one's tall, one's short.

Security! Security! He groped me!

See me 'round school, man I'm something like the mayor

See you guys later. See you guys.

See you tomorrow night?

See? It's not totally there yet.

See? That's why I keep you on payroll.

Seeing as how my life is pretty much ruined!

Sensitive. Interested in people besides himself.

Seriously? Yeah.

Shameful!

She didn't play me.

She gets a little emotional. Who the hell is Delanté?

She has danced into the danger zone

She should probably rest her eyes

She takes French.

She wanted to be a Diva so bad,

She's a maniac, maniac...

She's catching up.

She's expecting me. I's running a little late.

She's had a stressful few days.

She's having hot flashes. Go ahead, girl, show us what you got!

She's not my type.

She's only with me because of some family problems.

She's probably gonna bust that little vein in her forehead.

Shh!

Shoot, I grew up so poor,

Shoot.

Should we syncopate it?

Shoulders back.

Shouldn't we call the FBI or something?

Show us what a real woman looks like!

Show us what you got.

Show us what you got. Show us what you got.

Show your girl some love Hah... Yeah... What...

Shut up.

Shut your mouth!

Signed, sealed, delivered.

Sir, your wife is in complete isolation for the next 72 hours.

Sister, you a brother?

Sit next to me.

Slow down.

Smart, huh?

Smooth with the lady Especially Big Momma

So check this out. This promoter got a hold of my mix tape.

So help me, Trent, if you're falling for that Haley girl...

So how about it, Big Momma?

So how about you stick to the hiding

So I strongly suggest that the guilty party,

So I'm gonna need you to sign this contract.

So it's like the Soulja Boy, right?

So let's take 'em to school

So many girls! I feel like I'm at a Baskin Robbins.

So much I like you.

So tell me, Charmaine, do you think that you're a good fit for GGSA?

So this was just some kind of job?

So we just wait here.

So what'll it be, Charmaine?

So who you holding that bag for?

So you'll just see them there.

So, come home soon. We got to talk.

So, he's putting together this tour of young MCs in the fall and the winter

So, if you two stay out of the way,

So, look, I should get back.

So, tell me once again.

So, uh,

So, you got, like, a boyfriend or anything?

So? So that's your dream!

Some great news came in.

Some of the girls have gone to dinner,

Someone outside the school?

Something tells me that Kurtis Kool is not just a man

Son, I was thinking, your moms doesn't need to know everything.

Sorry, Big Momma.

Sorry?

Sorry. You got the drive, right?

Sounds like a good deal to me

Spanx?

Speaking.

Speed it up? Yeah.

Spent my 1 5th birthday in juvie.

Split up!

Spoken like a real man.

Stand up.

Stay there! Do not move.

Steam Clean Carpet Service.

Stop!

Stretch.

Supersize it!

Sure, he can be all puffed up on the outside,

Sweet, delicious, fresh fruit salad.

Sweet, slow, lingering kisses.

Swing low, sweet...

Take a minute to step back and watch her

Take off the fat suit. I want to check you for weapons.

Talk to me.

Talks about himself in the third person

Tell him you're a friend of Big Momma's

Tell me what you know about the missing music box.

Telling girls that they won't be happy

Than to be together with bad company for a minute.

Thank God my dad's an orthodontist.

Thank you, girls.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. Excuse me.

Thank you. I have an announcement.

Thanks. I just hope the RISD admissions people agree.

That Cleveland Shuffle together.

That extra padding!

That means he's gonna kill me?

That the flash drive's still inside it.

That was amazing!

That was big of you, you know?

That you will never give up on your friends or your art.

That you're giving me Every time I think about you

That'd be shameful.

That's "stolen."

That's a federal offense, all right?

That's better, right? Yeah.

That's fine Besides, who knew I could rap?

That's it. Excuse me, but I didn't formally get to introduce myself.

That's not the half!

That's right!

That's the crazy lady who chased us.

That's the understatement of the century.

That's true. Good point.

That's what a narc would say.

That's why I like doing this move.

That's why I've been working undercover.

The Achievement, Volume One. Right?

The boys' school? They're the Gamecocks.

The Bureau tracked your phone.

The circumference on that thing is like...

The contract.

The Divas are never gonna talk to you.

The exchange is tonight, 11 :00 p.m.

The FBI's run travel records, rental cars. Nothing.

The flash drive.

The flash drive's in the music box!

The Georgia Girls School for the Arts.

The girls stole it from St. Ignatius.

The guy for me definitely does not exist.

The kid's with the girl, they're in the library.

The life that's in me

The more she resists, the more she wants you.

The most popular girls in school!

The music box. That's what Canetti was trying to tell you.

The Notorious PhD.

The only catch is

The party don't start till I walk in

The Prodi G, he's been known to go on personal retreats

The Prodi G?

The Prodi G? Yeah, yeah!

The Promenade was hot the day I saw you.

The senior society of GGSA's best artists.

The temperature rocks, we so hot

The TNA in the conversation

Then don't change yourself, change your man.

Then take him. We'll kill him later.

Then tell me what you know about the music box missing from the library.

Then what else did he do, girl?

Then you put your charms around me

There are boys backstage.

There are the girls. All right.

There go one of my flock in need of some counseling.

There we go.

There you go.

There! I'm going to pull the emergency brake.

There. Watch me work my magic now.

There's a music box in the library and now it's missing.

There's no later. Haley.

There's nothing on this.

These bobby pins don't stay put.

These girls, they're starting to think I'm on their side.

These shoes! They hurt. They're heels.

These words I'm speaking got me going crazy

They didn't steal the bird!

They gave you a bag about an hour ago.

They have an opening for a house mother.

They haven't called in yet and you have no idea where they are.

They haven't left the area, at least not yet.

They know everything about us.

They probably already ran your tags.

They saying I'm a lyrical miracle

They think it's a waste of time.

They were gonna give it back after the Showcase.

They were here. I gotta believe they're coming back.

They wouldn't. But if they did.

They're deep. It's like an ocean inside me.

They're driving backwards.

They're going to kill me.

They're gonna have some wack ringtone rapper from St. Louis.

They're the best artists. They run this place.

Thick. Thick, thick.

Thinks he's all that and then some?

This ain't even my type of art.

This Delanté? Yeah.

This I know.

This is how I do it Fluid, every time I ride by

This is making me nauseous.

This is my fault.

This is nice.

This is nothing like that.

This is our inner sanctum.

This is Rembrandt and Scratch.

This is Tempts. When them boys was...

This is... This is more like this?

This isn't who I am. This is...

This little go kart handles well.

This necklace is a commitment.

This thing is so tight!

This way? Mmm hmm.

This way.

This. Mmm mmm.

Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

To be my baby

To exorcise his demons.

To get close to Haley.

To hear you talk that crazy talk.

Told ya There's nothing I wouldn't do for ya

Tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night's the Showcase

Tongues rolled out, like the red carpet

Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight

Tonight, I'ma fight Till we see the sunlight

Towel girl was nice.

Trent, is there something you want to tell me?

Trent, what the hell are you doing here?

Trent, you got a lot to learn.

Trent, you have the rest of your life to go on the road.

Trent. People don't go to Cincinnati. They leave Cincinnati.

Trent. What's up, man?

Trent. Your car's back there.

Trent's not going to make it.

Trust me, I'm a seasoned FBI agent.

Try it!

Try the other side of the stage.

Trying on all our clothes, clothes

Trying to act all growed up.

Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Tuck it! Right over there.

Turn around.

Turn here!

Turn it off, you idiot.

Turn!

Turner knows where it is.

Two girls in one night.

Two to the left.

Two to the left. Now freak with it.

Two.

Ugh! Those guys are such tools.

Uh huh.

Uh oh! Please take a soothing breath with me.

Uh uh.

Uh, can't you girls read? A man needs his space.

Uh, girl, something just came up! I'll be right back.

Uh, I do now.

Uh, I'm all right!

Uh, I'm losing you. All right.

Uh, Jasmine? Where is your necklace?

Uh, they found it.

Uh, you gentlemen...

Uh...

Um, are you all right in there?

Um...

Unbelievable!

Undercover. Yeah, well, that explains you lounging in lingerie.

Unless it had something valuable inside.

Unless they look like Mick Jagger

Unless they're a size negative zero,

Until the thief who stole that music box comes forward,

Up an octave?

Vaseline?

Very good, Agent Turner.

Very good.

Very qualified, but I think...

Vibin' out to an old school jam

Voilà!

Wait

Wait a minute. Is that the Tempts?

Wait. What are you talking about?

Wait. Who is Aunt Yorima?

Wait. Who the hell are the Divas?

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy

Want you, need you, hold you, kiss you, love you

Wardrobe malfunction!

Watch out!

We are the Divas.

We bought hair dye at Walgreens

We can't do anything that could blow our cover.

We can't go home. So, what, then?

We don't have a roommate for you.

We find Turner, we find the flash drive.

We found him.

We get all our sensitivities out, you know what I'm saying?

We gonna break it down so they got their tools

We have fresh meat that wants to eat.

We have never once had a full figured model.

We have to do it at the Showcase tomorrow night.

We shouldn't have any problems.

We so fly 'cause we don't care

We so fly 'cause we gonna rock

We start by finding out who that is, and what they know.

We used to go down to Kentucky Fried Chicken

We was bouncing it out.

We?

We'll see about that.

We'll talk about that later. But right now, I need this.

We're just gonna have to get Chirkoff to make the exchange. Yeah.

We're just gonna lay low until I can get my hands on it.

We're still here, all right? That's what matters.

We're studying the human form.

Weird.

Welcome to the Divas.

Welcome to your new home.

Well,

Well, all right. A little juice.

Well, all right. Shed a little light.

Well, back in the day, I used to run the ropes for Run DMC.

Well, how about tonight, then?

Well, I can't imagine why anyone would want to steal it.

Well, I got a lot of rolls, but they're not exactly the kind...

Well, I think you learned enough for one day. I'll drive.

Well, I'm into some illegalities at the moment.

Well, I'm Kurtis Kool. I make the ladies drool.

Well, it's two to the right.

Well, just typical BS, you know.

Well, Kurtis Kool be your backstage pass!

Well, look at the wallpaper! It's so nice!

Well, of course. I know that.

Well, she looks so skinny,

Well, thank you for telling me, all right?

Well, thank you!

Well, that just distorts our body image!

Well, that's nice, but I'm gonna keep my saliva in my mouth.

Well, the name is Hattie Mae Pierce,

Well, the real one's hidden.

Well, you know I like me a man with a dangerous side.

Well, you know, before the Oscar.

Well, you know, there's no witness protection program in Bali.

Well, you need an education.

Well, you watch me. I quit!

What

What about my hair?

What about the flash drive?

What are we doing, sacrificing an animal or something?

What are you gonna do when that flow dries up?

What are you talking about? It's just some old music box.

What are you waiting for? Take your clothes off.

What are you, the FBI?

What do we do now?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? We're sharing.

What good is a leak if you can't tell me anything?

What if I say no?

What if they check the drive, just like I did?

What is the St. Ignatius mascot doing here?

What is wrong with you? You could've stopped back there.

What is wrong with you? Your life's in danger

What is your type?

What on earth do you mean, Big Momma? This is a fine art class.

What the hell is a grown man doing with a damn rooster?

What the hell?

What they talkin' 'bout? My girls

What they talkin' 'bout? Our moves

What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me

What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see

What time? Really?

What with the media images

What you talking about, girl? I like a woman with a little

What you talking? That's terrible!

What you're doing is you're reinforcing

What?

What? "None ya"?

What? Are you making fun of me?

What? I'm gonna tell you what don't make sense.

What? Malcolm?

What? No!

What? Rock with it.

What? What am I going to do?

What... Is it not me? Is it too much?

What'd he say?

What'll it be, Charmaine?

What's going on?

What's he doing?

What's that?

What's up? How you doing?

What's up? We cool now?

What's wrong with you? I told you to stay away from those girls.

What's wrong with your voice?

What's your talent?

Whatever you got to say, you can say in front of them.

Whatever!

Whatever.

When he was staring down the barrel.

When the beat's on No matter where

When the dancer becomes the dance

When you preheat the oven to 350.

When you tell her that you want to throw away college,

Whenever you come around

Where are we going?

Where are you?

Where is Haley?

Where is Trent? I'm up next!

Where'd you find Jasmine's necklace?

Where's my witness protection plan?

Wherever he laid his hat was his home

Which he uses to spy on me.

Which is still missing, by the way.

Who are you talking about?

Who are you talking to?

Who invited America's sexiest buffalo?

Who you holding it for?

Who?

Who? He's my cousin.

Whoa

Whoa, whoa! It's the Prodi G!

Whoa! Rembrandt. Wow.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoo! Sweet Jesus.

Whoo! Trent, you're on your way.

Why do I have to go to art?

Why don't you come and throw back some juice with me?

Why'd you embarrass me like that?

With keys and a Taser, huh?

With my hands up You got me now

With some old school jams on there. Then we can like...

With those Beyoncé thighs and the Rihanna eyes!

With what?

Without a scholarship, I'm out.

Without Delanté, you got nothing to live for.

Without them, there's no me

Work that machinery Grind the gears on

Would you knock off the crazy talk? We gonna get out of this.

Wow, a security guard with stalkers.

Wow, that was fun! Let's do it again.

Wow.

Wrapped in that sheet, you look like Aphrodite.

Yay!

Yeah

Yeah My girl Haley is the truth

Yeah, 'cause you feel the same way, too, right?

Yeah, an octave.

Yeah, and right now I just want to put it away and get out of here,

Yeah, and, um, I'm his business partner.

Yeah, as long as you got what I want.

Yeah, but I ain't the one who brought the rain.

Yeah, girl, and there's a whole lot to capture.

Yeah, he's a lyrical miracle, baby

Yeah, he's afraid of intimacy.

Yeah, I got you, Chocolate. Go ahead.

Yeah, I like that, I like that.

Yeah, I noticed that.

Yeah, I'll holler. Okay.

Yeah, I'm gonna let the students and staff know the status.

Yeah, I'm just like, wait till they hear my new stuff.

Yeah, it's all clear in here.

Yeah, man, I'm on it.

Yeah, the first graduating class gifted it to the school.

Yeah, they totally will.

Yeah, tomorrow night!

Yeah, um,

Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it

Yeah, we'll blow everyone away!

Yeah, we're gonna wash that fella right out of your hair.

Yeah, well, he told me where the real one is, but there's no time.

Yeah, well, I know no phone calls allowed,

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah! Tomorrow, Trent!

Yeah, you are all I need

Yeah. A little... This little...

Yeah. Ambush him at his grind. I'm feeling you.

Yeah. Can we run this back?

Yeah. I think she's with Charmaine.

Yeah. I'm going to study music.

Yeah. That's probably what Biggie thought

Yeah. This is my crew.

Yeah. Well, that's not exactly who I am.

Yeah. Yeah, right there. Now remember that feeling.

Yeah. Yeah, we found our boy!

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, something like that.

Yeah...

Yep. That's right, Big Momma. This is fine art.

Yes, dear?

Yes. Yes, we can.

Yo, call him and tell him we found our boy.

Yo, Haley, get up on the mic

Yo, hold it down. Sell some CDs!

Yo, Robinson.

Yo, yo, yo! What is this thing?

Yo, you got the producer guy's number?

Yo, you got your step pop to sign the contract yet?

Yo! It's Trent!

Yo.

Yo. Look...

You a difficult child, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

You act like you're the man.

You are an inspiration just as you are.

You are the air that I breathe

You blew your cover. And you lied to me about it!

You build me up You break me down

You can have that.

You can ignore those.

You certainly do.

You could have been killed! What were you thinking?

You did the same thing when you met my mom.

You didn't hear this from me, but Jasmine and Isabelle,

You didn't seem to mind when you was little and

You die a little.

You do realize I'm packing, don't you?

You do spoken word?

You do? Yes.

You don't even know what I got under here

You don't need me.

You don't need Trent.

You don't try to get a little nookie! I'm gonna tan your hide!

You don't want it to all hang out!

You feel me? Yeah, I feel you.

You feel? Yeah.

You got

You got into Duke today. You're a Blue Devil now!

You got that sound Yeah, you got me

You got to give me just what I need

You got to give the kid credit.

You got to, like, speed it up a little bit.

You got what they want?

You gotta give it a rest.

You guys have to see.

You have a great day, Mr. Turner!

You have too much to live for.

You heard me! Eighty!

You heard me. Get your ass up.

You idiot. Where is it?

You idiots! How could you lose him?

You just broke up with Mia.

You just go on.

You just gonna hurt these innocent children?

You just got to feel it, you know what I mean?

You just saw Chirkoff murder someone.

You knew I took the rooster and you didn't narc me out.

You know I came a long way

You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'

You know Jasmine Lee and Isabelle Parada?

You know my name If you didn't hear it, then here it go

You know what, just do like Pac's mom did.

You know what? He's probably just confused.

You know what? I think I got somebody I could hook you up with, girl.

You know what? Malcolm,

You know,

You know, body shapers.

You know, every day you don't demand respect, you die just a little.

You know, heat of the moment,

You know, I had to wear them for so long.

You know, I just figured I got to strike while the iron's hot.

You know, I realize there's no rush to greatness.

You know, I'll go to my grave wishing we could have done

You know, I'm pretty sure you called me Dad back there.

You know, I'm really sorry all Charmaine's coaching had to go to waste,

You know, it wouldn't hurt to call me "Dad" every once in a while.

You know, it's weird that you would say that.

You know, my momma said big legged women were gonna kill me.

You know, she's right. Nothing's worth living with those demon spawn!

You know, some of us work.

You know, that kind of thing.

You know, there is one tiny little issue.

You know, these girls of mine are driving me up a wall.

You know, they give you the smoothing without the, um, extra padding.

You know, those girls could be in a lot of trouble. And so could you.

You like that?

You look awesome, girl.

You look different, all right.

You made me have to chase you, man.

You make me complete

You must be our new student, Charmaine.

You open it, it'd play the school song.

You people might think that it's borin' But don't you ignore me

You probably read about it in the newspaper.

You probably recognize me from my appearance in Krush Groove.

You promised never to bring that up. I was putting on a play.

You prove to me just how important an education really is.

You putting on this front of toughness.

You ready to go? Yeah. This way?

You really want to see that bag?

You saved my boy. Thank you, man.

You sure?

You take all the fun away, Chocolate Thunder, you know that?

You telling me to be nice I don't think so

You think I'm stupid, huh? You think I'm a stupid man.

You think the Jackson 5 gave Papa Joe information? No.

You think you might have a chance I don't think so

You think?

You told me she was going to kill herself.

You touch me again, I'll knock you into next Sunday.

You treated me oh, so well In particular the ATL

You up there?

You wanna get in my pants I don't think so

You want me to keep your secret

You want me to lie to Moms?

You want me to play?

You want to come and play?

You want to finish the game?

You want to go?

You was bouncing it...

You wearing a wire?

You!

You'll be on the same floor as your peers.

You'll see. Okay.

You're a genius! Thank you!

You're a good, sensitive girl. No different than Big Momma.

You're an entire conglomerate of badness!

You're beautiful!

You're funny.

You're going to go out there and you're gonna be great.

You're going to kill us!

You're gonna go up a little higher. You know what I mean?

You're his hype man. Whatever.

You're joking, right? You're joking.

You're lucky your mother's not here

You're making me better, see

You're my high priestess of delight.

You're not his partner.

You're so amazing with words.

You're so beautiful.

You're strong willed,

You're supposed to be chaperoning!

You're the FBI!

You're the hot girl from the Promenade. Yeah.

You're the master of disguise.

You're...

You've been Momma fied.

You've given me everything

You've got some explaining to do.

You've got to sign my contract.

You've grown up.

You've infiltrated tougher circles than a posse of gossipy teenage girls.

You've never taken off that dress.

You've probably seen him perform at the Promenade.

Young man.

Your champagne, my Nubian goddess.

Your hair look like it just took a mug shot?

Your plan? Yeah.

92.6 % of the females in this country

...Jasmine Lee!

'Cause a real man wouldn't risk his life for some girl.

'Cause I was thinking, what if they don't give me the money?

'Cause it's not that complicated.

'Cause my girls got that thing, they want it

'Cause they hear we got swagger

'Cause wakin' up here in the mornin' got me movin' soon as I'm yawnin'

'Cause we got somebody we want you to meet.

'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back

'Cause you are all I need

"Break night." Yeah.

"It's better to be alone with yourself for the rest of your life

"It's in the music."

"It's in the music"? Yeah.

"Need space. Still friends?"

"No child left behind."

"Sorry" don't mean squat from a two timing dog!

"Ten Ways to Snag a Guy"? That'll never work.

"than together with bad company for a minute."

"The Inaugural Class Music Box."

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is a hilarious action-comedy movie that was released in 2011. Directed by John Whitesell, the film stars the incredibly talented Martin Lawrence, reprising his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, and Brandon T. Jackson as Malcolm's stepson, Trent Pierce. This comedic explosion will leave you in stitches from start to finish. The movie follows the unlikely duo as they go undercover in an all-girls performing arts school after witnessing a murder. Dressed as women, Malcolm and Trent blend in with the students and faculty, providing the perfect cover to crack the case. However, things quickly spiral out of control as they find themselves entangled in a web of secrets and hilarious mishaps. Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is filled with outrageous disguises, slapstick humor, and laugh-out-loud moments. Martin Lawrence brings his signature comedic talent, delivering side-splitting one-liners and impeccable timing. Brandon T. Jackson shines in his role as Trent Pierce, providing a fresh and energetic dynamic alongside Lawrence's seasoned character. The movie also features a talented supporting cast, including the beautiful Jessica Lucas as Haley, an attractive student who catches Trent's eye, and the charismatic Faizon Love as Kurtis Kool, an eccentric school janitor with a love for music. The chemistry between the cast members is electric, adding an extra layer of comedic brilliance to each scene. The soundtrack of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is just as entertaining as the movie itself. Composed by David Newman, the music perfectly complements the fast-paced and lighthearted tone of the film. From catchy pop tunes to energetic hip-hop tracks, the soundtrack captures the essence of the story, making it even more enjoyable. If you're a fan of the movie or simply love its soundtrack, you're in luck. You can play and download these fantastic sounds right here! Immerse yourself in the lively beats and catchy melodies that will transport you straight into the world of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son. Whether it's for a lighthearted dance party, a road trip with friends, or simply to brighten up your day, this soundtrack is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son created a cultural phenomenon when it was released. It became a beloved part of the Big Momma's House franchise, cementing Lawrence's role as one of the funniest actors in Hollywood. The film's comedic approach coupled with its heartwarming moments resonated with audiences, making it a memorable experience. So gather your friends, family, or fellow movie enthusiasts, and dive into the zany and outrageous world of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son. Experience the comedic genius of Martin Lawrence and the hilarious antics of Brandon T. Jackson as they navigate the perils of undercover work in an all-girls school. Play and download the unforgettable sounds of this film right here, and let the laughter-filled adventure begin!
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