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Troop Beverly Hills Troop Beverly Hills is a delightful comedy film that captivated audiences in 1989, directed by Jeff

Troop Beverly Hills

Troop Beverly Hills is a delightful comedy film that captivated audiences in 1989, directed by Jeff Kanew. Starring Academy Award-winning actress Shelley Long in the lead role, this movie tells an endearing story of personal growth, friendship, and empowerment.

The film revolves around Phyllis Nefler (Shelley Long), a wealthy and fashion-obsessed Beverly Hills housewife. When her marriage hits a rough patch, Phyllis decides to take on the challenge of leading her daughter's Wilderness Girls troop, despite having no outdoor experience. Armed with her designer wardrobe, high heels, and boundless determination, Phyllis sets out to prove that even in the concrete jungle of Beverly Hills, they can become real Wilderness Girls.

Phyllis's journey is both humorous and heartfelt. Throughout the film, she faces numerous obstacles, including an overzealous rival troop leader, Velda Plendor (Betty Thomas), who sees Phyllis as a threat. Despite Velda's attempts to sabotage Troop Beverly Hills, Phyllis remains determined to show that even with their unique approach to scouting, her troop can triumph.

Alongside Phyllis, an incredible ensemble cast brings this heartwarming story to life. Craig T. Nelson portrays Phyllis's husband, Freddy Nefler, who initially doubts her ability to lead the troop. However, as he witnesses Phyllis's dedication and the positive impact she has on their daughter, he becomes her biggest supporter.

The Wilderness Girls troop is filled with a diverse group of girls, each with their distinct personalities. Jenny Lewis portrays Hannah Nefler, Phyllis's daughter, who initially feels embarrassed by her unconventional troop. However, through her mother's guidance, Hannah learns the value of loyalty, friendship, and believing in oneself.

Troop Beverly Hills also introduces us to several delightful girls, including Emily Schulman as Tiffany, a timid but incredibly smart member of the troop, Ami Foster as Claire, a sassy and quick-witted girl, and Kellie Martin as the enthusiastic and adventurous Emily.

Joining the troop is also a misfit named Chica Barnfell (Carla Gugino), who initially seems like an outsider. However, as the girls face challenges together, Chica finds her place among them, teaching them about camaraderie and loyalty.

Troop Beverly Hills not only provides ample laughter and entertainment but also offers a relevant message about the importance of embracing individuality and female empowerment. Through her unorthodox scouting methods, Phyllis encourages the girls to be themselves, fostering self-confidence and personal growth. The movie showcases that strength can be found in the most unexpected places and that even in a world obsessed with appearances, what truly matters is what's inside.

For those looking to relive the magic of Troop Beverly Hills, you can immerse yourself in the film's catchy and fun-filled soundtrack. Featuring iconic songs like "Cookie Time" and "Beverly Hills," this soundtrack perfectly captures the spirit of the film. Be sure to check out the play and download options available, allowing you to enjoy these memorable tunes wherever you go.

Troop Beverly Hills is a timeless classic that continues to charm audiences of all ages. With its stellar cast, hilarious moments, and powerful messages, it remains a beloved movie that celebrates the strength, resilience, and unique qualities that make us all shine. So gather your troop, put on your favorite ensemble, and embark on a fantastic adventure that will leave you smiling and inspired.

A few positive words from me, and they get their second wind.
A few positive words from me, and they get their second wind.
A fine cut.
A fine cut.
A full range of motion, exhale up, inhale down.
A full range of motion, exhale up, inhale down.
A girl I met a long, long time ago.
A girl I met a long, long time ago.
A little.
A little.
A photographer on The Love Boat.
A photographer on The Love Boat.
A woman who can cope with anything.
A woman who can cope with anything.
A woman who doesn't make a ruckus...
A woman who doesn't make a ruckus...
About a woman who lived right here in Beverly Hills
About a woman who lived right here in Beverly Hills
About you skipping rehearsals today?
About you skipping rehearsals today?
Adiés, Nefler. Have a nice day.
Adiés, Nefler. Have a nice day.
After all is said and done
After all is said and done
Age...
Age...
All right, all right, go in the tent. Go in the tent.
All right, all right, go in the tent. Go in the tent.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, another blue flag.
All right, another blue flag.
All right, let's begin with the M's.
All right, let's begin with the M's.
All right, screw the flags, girls. I know a shortcut.
All right, screw the flags, girls. I know a shortcut.
And a severe personality disorder.
And a severe personality disorder.
And a sister to every Wilderness Girl.
And a sister to every Wilderness Girl.
And attend the annual Jamboree, which is a grueling test.
And attend the annual Jamboree, which is a grueling test.
And between us girls, I haven't worked all the kinks out.
And between us girls, I haven't worked all the kinks out.
And by the way, Velda,
And by the way, Velda,
And destroy his enemies, right, Mom?
And destroy his enemies, right, Mom?
And don't stay up too late, okay?
And don't stay up too late, okay?
And don't you mock me while I'm talking to you!
And don't you mock me while I'm talking to you!
And down.
And down.
And down. Two and down.
And down. Two and down.
And Emily thanks you too.
And Emily thanks you too.
And felt his manhood rising to a frenzy.
And felt his manhood rising to a frenzy.
And for a change, I'm gonna take care of you.
And for a change, I'm gonna take care of you.
And gave us renewed sense of self esteem.
And gave us renewed sense of self esteem.
And golly, I don't even know what to do.
And golly, I don't even know what to do.
And her ensemble is the epitome of this season's hottest trend.
And her ensemble is the epitome of this season's hottest trend.
And her recommendation for a campsite was totally unsuitable.
And her recommendation for a campsite was totally unsuitable.
And his hands were like ice.
And his hands were like ice.
And I bought a whole new meaningful wardrobe to go with it.
And I bought a whole new meaningful wardrobe to go with it.
And I didn't hear you complaining when you were spending the Muffler Man's money.
And I didn't hear you complaining when you were spending the Muffler Man's money.
And I do hereby revoke said patches
And I do hereby revoke said patches
And I have the privilege of turning you civilians into troop leaders.
And I have the privilege of turning you civilians into troop leaders.
And I just think that when the divorce is final, I want joint custody of Hannah.
And I just think that when the divorce is final, I want joint custody of Hannah.
And I think we could sell enough that we could make her eat her words.
And I think we could sell enough that we could make her eat her words.
And I will treasure them always.
And I will treasure them always.
And I won't do it.
And I won't do it.
And I'll be spending more time with Hannah.
And I'll be spending more time with Hannah.
And I'll form my own organization, yeah, Plendor's Pilgrims.
And I'll form my own organization, yeah, Plendor's Pilgrims.
And I'm sorry we don't have a trophy for you.
And I'm sorry we don't have a trophy for you.
And if any of the other parents call,
And if any of the other parents call,
And if you loved our haute couture, you'll adore our haute cuisine.
And if you loved our haute couture, you'll adore our haute cuisine.
And in addition to the patches earned by all the girls,
And in addition to the patches earned by all the girls,
And in his place
And in his place
And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways.
And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways.
And it rains there.
And it rains there.
And it's about 100 miles to the nearest four star hotel.
And it's about 100 miles to the nearest four star hotel.
And lived off of berries and squirrel meat.
And lived off of berries and squirrel meat.
And look at the sick little baby we got in here today.
And look at the sick little baby we got in here today.
And Nefler, you better get moving.
And Nefler, you better get moving.
And never once did they have to go to the bathroom.
And never once did they have to go to the bathroom.
And next it's on to the annual Jamboree
And next it's on to the annual Jamboree
And next, we're going to make espresso.
And next, we're going to make espresso.
And now the main event of the annual Wilderness Jamboree,
And now the main event of the annual Wilderness Jamboree,
And officially disbanded.
And officially disbanded.
And perhaps this troop has finally found its niche.
And perhaps this troop has finally found its niche.
And please RSVP by Thursday.
And please RSVP by Thursday.
And remember, any hard working troop
And remember, any hard working troop
And right now, I am gonna go upstairs,
And right now, I am gonna go upstairs,
And she got these fabulous duvets, and shams and dust ruffles at 50% off,
And she got these fabulous duvets, and shams and dust ruffles at 50% off,
And she's wearing a backpack.
And she's wearing a backpack.
And support these fabulous little girls.
And support these fabulous little girls.
And that Nefler woman should be tossed out on her butt.
And that Nefler woman should be tossed out on her butt.
And that's adorable.
And that's adorable.
And that's why
And that's why
And the ashes scattered over Forest Lawn.
And the ashes scattered over Forest Lawn.
And the daughter.
And the daughter.
And the interest is only 10% a week.
And the interest is only 10% a week.
And the only thing you have to do is bring $750 for the patches,
And the only thing you have to do is bring $750 for the patches,
And the salesgirl cut her credit card in half in front of a lot of people.
And the salesgirl cut her credit card in half in front of a lot of people.
And the winners are Troop Beverly Hills.
And the winners are Troop Beverly Hills.
And then as he turned my chair around to face the mirror,
And then as he turned my chair around to face the mirror,
And then she went to pay for them,
And then she went to pay for them,
And then you can get the goods on her.
And then you can get the goods on her.
And there's something very important I have to talk to you about.
And there's something very important I have to talk to you about.
And this one's called the Freddie.
And this one's called the Freddie.
And thought that money was pretty darn important.
And thought that money was pretty darn important.
And to attain that goal,
And to attain that goal,
And to Lily Marcigan,
And to Lily Marcigan,
And to my lovely daughter, Hannah, I'm proud to present the best daughter patch.
And to my lovely daughter, Hannah, I'm proud to present the best daughter patch.
And today I am here to demonstrate for you cardiopulmonary resuscitation,
And today I am here to demonstrate for you cardiopulmonary resuscitation,
And turn them into strong, self sufficient, young women.
And turn them into strong, self sufficient, young women.
And voila', fondue alfresco.
And voila', fondue alfresco.
And we came up with some great ideas to get the whole community involved.
And we came up with some great ideas to get the whole community involved.
And we didn't call home when we were in trouble.
And we didn't call home when we were in trouble.
And we flush that troop down the old proverbial dumper.
And we flush that troop down the old proverbial dumper.
And we have come so far, and now we have to stop.
And we have come so far, and now we have to stop.
And we'd love you to be there for the check presentation.
And we'd love you to be there for the check presentation.
And we'll go over to Betsy's, and we'll play some doubles.
And we'll go over to Betsy's, and we'll play some doubles.
And we'll invite your parents, and we'll have great goodies, and you'll love it.
And we'll invite your parents, and we'll have great goodies, and you'll love it.
And we're going to win.
And we're going to win.
And we're gonna win, right?
And we're gonna win, right?
And what?
And what?
And you blew up all the helicopters yesterday.
And you blew up all the helicopters yesterday.
And you brought 'em here to this little den of inequity.
And you brought 'em here to this little den of inequity.
And you know the beauty of it?
And you know the beauty of it?
And you think I've changed? How about you, Fred?
And you think I've changed? How about you, Fred?
And you tore these children from a wholesome camping environment,
And you tore these children from a wholesome camping environment,
And, as you know, your new leader.
And, as you know, your new leader.
Ankle!
Ankle!
Annette, wait up, huh?
Annette, wait up, huh?
Annie Herman!
Annie Herman!
Annie, do rattlesnakes live in swamps?
Annie, do rattlesnakes live in swamps?
Annie, something's kind of fishy here.
Annie, something's kind of fishy here.
Annie, you look fabulous.
Annie, you look fabulous.
Anytime now, those Red Feathers will be coming up right over that horizon.
Anytime now, those Red Feathers will be coming up right over that horizon.
Anyway, the workings of the wonderful American judiciary system
Anyway, the workings of the wonderful American judiciary system
Approved.
Approved.
Are something that every child should witness,
Are something that every child should witness,
Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?
Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?
Are you related to Pee wee?
Are you related to Pee wee?
Are you sure you're Wilderness Girls?
Are you sure you're Wilderness Girls?
Are you there? Phyllis? Phyllis?
Are you there? Phyllis? Phyllis?
As the girls are clearing the woods,
As the girls are clearing the woods,
As we swore we would when we pledged the Wilderness Promise.
As we swore we would when we pledged the Wilderness Promise.
At midnight? It must be a real hot listing.
At midnight? It must be a real hot listing.
At the crafts fair, we made complete fools of ourselves.
At the crafts fair, we made complete fools of ourselves.
Attention, Kmart shoppers, blue light special, aisle 13.
Attention, Kmart shoppers, blue light special, aisle 13.
Attention, Kmart shoppers.
Attention, Kmart shoppers.
Backhand's a little rusty.
Backhand's a little rusty.
Because I can see that you're all special, unique, fabulous little people
Because I can see that you're all special, unique, fabulous little people
Because now is the time that we have to redouble our efforts.
Because now is the time that we have to redouble our efforts.
Because that buffalo butt is breaking every rule by joining those little monsters
Because that buffalo butt is breaking every rule by joining those little monsters
Because when we're looking for new leaders, we're looking for a real no nonsense woman.
Because when we're looking for new leaders, we're looking for a real no nonsense woman.
Before we were separated, you were never around.
Before we were separated, you were never around.
Besides, after we win, we'll send someone back to get to you.
Besides, after we win, we'll send someone back to get to you.
Besides, I wouldn't have invited them anyway.
Besides, I wouldn't have invited them anyway.
Besides, no one ever stayed around long enough to take us to the store.
Besides, no one ever stayed around long enough to take us to the store.
Besides, she hates us.
Besides, she hates us.
Besides, you never finished anything you ever started.
Besides, you never finished anything you ever started.
Beverly Hills is number one
Beverly Hills is number one
Beverly Hills, six hours, 28 and a half minutes.
Beverly Hills, six hours, 28 and a half minutes.
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills.
Beverly Hills.
Bivouac there, and then tomorrow you race into the finish line. Got it?
Bivouac there, and then tomorrow you race into the finish line. Got it?
Blue light special, aisle 13.
Blue light special, aisle 13.
Boy, I'm telling you, We're a hard working crew,
Boy, I'm telling you, We're a hard working crew,
Boy, there's quite a crowd in there, isn't there?
Boy, there's quite a crowd in there, isn't there?
Boy, way past, I'll tell you.
Boy, way past, I'll tell you.
Boy, yeah, you really have.
Boy, yeah, you really have.
Bribery.
Bribery.
Bright, caring, loving, funny.
Bright, caring, loving, funny.
Bruce, I looked at the dailies.
Bruce, I looked at the dailies.
But all of that can be fixed.
But all of that can be fixed.
But Christophe had mysteriously disappeared.
But Christophe had mysteriously disappeared.
But does that jive with the ideals of the Wilderness Girl Promise?
But does that jive with the ideals of the Wilderness Girl Promise?
But he's a cute shit.
But he's a cute shit.
But I was wrong.
But I was wrong.
But I'll tell you something she does understand, cookies.
But I'll tell you something she does understand, cookies.
But I'm going to show you girls
But I'm going to show you girls
But it appears that they've opted not to compete.
But it appears that they've opted not to compete.
But it's over now.
But it's over now.
But it's really hard for me too. I feel like a ping pong ball.
But it's really hard for me too. I feel like a ping pong ball.
But next Tuesday, I'm going to be at the troop meeting.
But next Tuesday, I'm going to be at the troop meeting.
But now I realize that our splitting up was positive.
But now I realize that our splitting up was positive.
But still can get the job done.
But still can get the job done.
But that doesn't mean we can't be crackerjack Wilderness Girls
But that doesn't mean we can't be crackerjack Wilderness Girls
But the only thing that's bagged around here is you.
But the only thing that's bagged around here is you.
But they didn't.
But they didn't.
But to lead you girls into danger just to save my own pride would be criminal,
But to lead you girls into danger just to save my own pride would be criminal,
But try to remember that Dad's going through a phase right now.
But try to remember that Dad's going through a phase right now.
But will you listen the next time? I'd just like someone to listen.
But will you listen the next time? I'd just like someone to listen.
But wouldn't it save time and a little shoe leather,
But wouldn't it save time and a little shoe leather,
But you know, it misses the point.
But you know, it misses the point.
But you will never really be a real Wilderness Girl.
But you will never really be a real Wilderness Girl.
Butterscotch or Wintergreen?
Butterscotch or Wintergreen?
Buy some cookies today.
Buy some cookies today.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I have that wine over there?
Can I have that wine over there?
Can we just quit now?
Can we just quit now?
Careful, careful, easy. Yeah, here we come.
Careful, careful, easy. Yeah, here we come.
Chalk on the sidewalk Writing on the wall
Chalk on the sidewalk Writing on the wall
Cheap at even twice the price
Cheap at even twice the price
Chica Barnfell, our first arrival!
Chica Barnfell, our first arrival!
Chica, I'm so sorry that your parents couldn't come today.
Chica, I'm so sorry that your parents couldn't come today.
Chica! Hi!
Chica! Hi!
Chica? Upset?
Chica? Upset?
Chica? What's wrong, sweetheart?
Chica? What's wrong, sweetheart?
Cigars, cigarettes, cookies. Cigars, cigarettes.
Cigars, cigarettes, cookies. Cigars, cigarettes.
Clad in khaki for a lunch at Ie bistro or a walk in the woods.
Clad in khaki for a lunch at Ie bistro or a walk in the woods.
Cleo, I was in labor with you for 17 hours!
Cleo, I was in labor with you for 17 hours!
Come here.
Come here.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on, guys. We did swear.
Come on, guys. We did swear.
Come on, Jamie.
Come on, Jamie.
Come on, Mom. I'm not just a kid on TV. I'm one in real life.
Come on, Mom. I'm not just a kid on TV. I'm one in real life.
Come on, Mrs. Nefler. It's your turn.
Come on, Mrs. Nefler. It's your turn.
Come on, Phyllis, what is this?
Come on, Phyllis, what is this?
Come on, Red Feathers, move on.
Come on, Red Feathers, move on.
Come on, you're not gonna leave me here.
Come on, you're not gonna leave me here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Get up. I'll make you a cappuccino,
Come on. Get up. I'll make you a cappuccino,
Come on. I can come here anytime I want to.
Come on. I can come here anytime I want to.
Come on. Look, it's just an hour.
Come on. Look, it's just an hour.
Come on. We'll go to Rodolfo's.
Come on. We'll go to Rodolfo's.
Come. Come. I got it. I got it.
Come. Come. I got it. I got it.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Cookies always cause such a fuss
Cookies always cause such a fuss
Cookies.
Cookies.
Cool it. You're acting so immature.
Cool it. You're acting so immature.
Could I get your autograph?
Could I get your autograph?
Culver City, the lovely and talented Red Feathers.
Culver City, the lovely and talented Red Feathers.
Dad thought I should keep some stuff at his house.
Dad thought I should keep some stuff at his house.
Dad, I'm supposed to bring $10 for dues.
Dad, I'm supposed to bring $10 for dues.
Dad, why are we stopping here? The park is a block up.
Dad, why are we stopping here? The park is a block up.
Daddy, do I have to go to this thing?
Daddy, do I have to go to this thing?
Daddy, my therapist would say you're definitely blocking reality.
Daddy, my therapist would say you're definitely blocking reality.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Damn. Those little bimbesses are really starting to bug me.
Damn. Those little bimbesses are really starting to bug me.
Dark hair, long legs, big boobs?
Dark hair, long legs, big boobs?
Dear, the rules specifically state
Dear, the rules specifically state
Did you forget something, honey?
Did you forget something, honey?
Did you see the way I handled that, Herman? You're never going to see that woman again.
Did you see the way I handled that, Herman? You're never going to see that woman again.
Divorce Court patch.
Divorce Court patch.
Do they only come in khaki?
Do they only come in khaki?
Do you hear that? I thought you said we were gonna win?
Do you hear that? I thought you said we were gonna win?
Do you know how to use a compass?
Do you know how to use a compass?
Do you know the Muffler Man the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man?
Do you know the Muffler Man the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man?
Do you know the Muffler Man? Nefler is his name
Do you know the Muffler Man? Nefler is his name
Do you like people to call you Dictator or just Dick'?
Do you like people to call you Dictator or just Dick'?
Do you remember me? Phyllis Nefler.
Do you remember me? Phyllis Nefler.
Does she strike you as being minus a few buttons?
Does she strike you as being minus a few buttons?
Doesn't mean we can't be good sports, right?
Doesn't mean we can't be good sports, right?
Don't arch your back.
Don't arch your back.
Don't bet on it.
Don't bet on it.
Don't criticize my mothering, Mr. Workaholic.
Don't criticize my mothering, Mr. Workaholic.
Don't give up, Mom. He'll never really marry her.
Don't give up, Mom. He'll never really marry her.
Don't look down. Here we go.
Don't look down. Here we go.
Don't worry, Mom. It's just Lisa, Dad's realtor.
Don't worry, Mom. It's just Lisa, Dad's realtor.
Don't worry. It was probably just one of nature's beasts.
Don't worry. It was probably just one of nature's beasts.
Don't you realize what you've done for us?
Don't you realize what you've done for us?
Don't you think you've had enough?
Don't you think you've had enough?
Dr. Jerry Honigman is definitely boffing the blond and the English tutor.
Dr. Jerry Honigman is definitely boffing the blond and the English tutor.
Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Each troop must follow the path that is designated by your color flag.
Each troop must follow the path that is designated by your color flag.
Eleven years.
Eleven years.
Emily, I forgot my wallet. Tell 'em you'll bring it next time.
Emily, I forgot my wallet. Tell 'em you'll bring it next time.
Emily, I want to tell you a story
Emily, I want to tell you a story
Emily!
Emily!
Emily!
Emily!
Emily! Emily, stop! Will you stop?
Emily! Emily, stop! Will you stop?
Encouraging drunkenness.
Encouraging drunkenness.
Especially friends with money.
Especially friends with money.
Especially with a woman like you in charge.
Especially with a woman like you in charge.
Even if you don't.
Even if you don't.
Everybody knows it I love Paul
Everybody knows it I love Paul
Everyone was there, all the Beverly Hills glitterati.
Everyone was there, all the Beverly Hills glitterati.
Everything north of the lawn jockey is mine.
Everything north of the lawn jockey is mine.
Except for the color's wrong, the collar's wrong,
Except for the color's wrong, the collar's wrong,
Excuse me, Cheech? Hi, I'd like you to meet Annie Herman.
Excuse me, Cheech? Hi, I'd like you to meet Annie Herman.
Excuse me, Mrs. Nefler. It's Chica. She's downstairs. She seems really upset.
Excuse me, Mrs. Nefler. It's Chica. She's downstairs. She seems really upset.
Excuse me, Officer, don't you know who this man is?
Excuse me, Officer, don't you know who this man is?
Exhale, inhale down.
Exhale, inhale down.
Exhale. Inhale.
Exhale. Inhale.
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Felt his manhood rising to a pulsating frenzy.
Felt his manhood rising to a pulsating frenzy.
Fine. I really care. So what? Who cares?
Fine. I really care. So what? Who cares?
First and foremost, I am a Wilderness Girl,
First and foremost, I am a Wilderness Girl,
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Follow me, girls.
Follow me, girls.
For a full range of motion. Exhale up.
For a full range of motion. Exhale up.
For all your hotsy totsy friends?
For all your hotsy totsy friends?
For example.
For example.
For giving our little girl a birthday party while we were away.
For giving our little girl a birthday party while we were away.
For teaching us how to launder money and crush a revolution,
For teaching us how to launder money and crush a revolution,
For the ultimate honor of being next year's poster troop.
For the ultimate honor of being next year's poster troop.
Forty two?
Forty two?
Fred, I never hated you.
Fred, I never hated you.
Fred!
Fred!
Freddy, did it ever occur to you that marriage is a partnership?
Freddy, did it ever occur to you that marriage is a partnership?
From the cute little girls with the red feathers in their hats.
From the cute little girls with the red feathers in their hats.
Full of sugar and spice Just like us
Full of sugar and spice Just like us
Gather around, you friends of mine
Gather around, you friends of mine
Geek brain! I hate children! I hate them!
Geek brain! I hate children! I hate them!
Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.
Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.
Get your footing, girls, going down the hill please.
Get your footing, girls, going down the hill please.
Girls, about face!
Girls, about face!
Girls, did the room service arrive yet?
Girls, did the room service arrive yet?
Girls, I'd like you to welcome Ms. Annie Herman,
Girls, I'd like you to welcome Ms. Annie Herman,
Girls?
Girls?
Give it up.
Give it up.
Give me another bottle of Evian.
Give me another bottle of Evian.
Give me the trophy.
Give me the trophy.
Go tell her.
Go tell her.
Go through with what?
Go through with what?
God.
God.
Good morning, Dictator. Mrs. Dictator.
Good morning, Dictator. Mrs. Dictator.
Good morning. You must be Lily.
Good morning. You must be Lily.
Good night, Freddy.
Good night, Freddy.
Good night, sweetie.
Good night, sweetie.
Good spirit, girls.
Good spirit, girls.
Good spirit, Tiffany.
Good spirit, Tiffany.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Gosh.
Gosh.
Got some furniture from Divorced Guys R Us.
Got some furniture from Divorced Guys R Us.
Granted, I'm new at this,
Granted, I'm new at this,
Gucci's just north of Wilshire. The Beverly Wilshire Hotel is west.
Gucci's just north of Wilshire. The Beverly Wilshire Hotel is west.
Guess it's back to the shrink on Tuesdays.
Guess it's back to the shrink on Tuesdays.
Halt. Nefler.
Halt. Nefler.
Hannah, I washed your yellow sweatshirt.
Hannah, I washed your yellow sweatshirt.
Hannah, wake up. Wake up, honey.
Hannah, wake up. Wake up, honey.
Hannah?
Hannah?
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Chica
Happy birthday, dear Chica
Happy cookie day.
Happy cookie day.
Have your fun now, Phyllis,
Have your fun now, Phyllis,
Having fun?
Having fun?
Having money isn't the most important thing.
Having money isn't the most important thing.
He permed me!
He permed me!
He pulled off her Halston gown,
He pulled off her Halston gown,
He said, "I'll streak your hair,
He said, "I'll streak your hair,
He won't even the get the bill until after we're divorced.
He won't even the get the bill until after we're divorced.
He worked very fast,
He worked very fast,
He's my dad, James "The Jackhammer" Shaker.
He's my dad, James "The Jackhammer" Shaker.
He's the best. He's the greatest.
He's the best. He's the greatest.
Hearty congratulations to the winners of our annual Wilderness Jamboree,
Hearty congratulations to the winners of our annual Wilderness Jamboree,
Hello, Hannah. You remember your father, the Big Bad Wolf?
Hello, Hannah. You remember your father, the Big Bad Wolf?
Hello, Mrs. Nefler. This is Annie Herman. Remember me?
Hello, Mrs. Nefler. This is Annie Herman. Remember me?
Hello. We're selling cookies. It's for a very good cause.
Hello. We're selling cookies. It's for a very good cause.
Help! I'm drowning. God. I'm...
Help! I'm drowning. God. I'm...
Henri? Henri.
Henri? Henri.
Henri? Henri.
Henri? Henri.
Here comes Chica.
Here comes Chica.
Here I am. Yeah, come... Keep... I'm here.
Here I am. Yeah, come... Keep... I'm here.
Here, catch!
Here, catch!
Here's Claire, who you might recognize from television,
Here's Claire, who you might recognize from television,
Herman!
Herman!
Herman. File, file.
Herman. File, file.
Hey, Hannah, look at me. I'm your mother.
Hey, Hannah, look at me. I'm your mother.
Hey, how you doing? Pleasure to meet you.
Hey, how you doing? Pleasure to meet you.
Hey, I went shopping, buster, to furnish your perfect house,
Hey, I went shopping, buster, to furnish your perfect house,
Hey, look, it's my giant underpants!
Hey, look, it's my giant underpants!
Hey, those commercials were your idea.
Hey, those commercials were your idea.
Hey, your hat is fabulous Mrs. Nefler.
Hey, your hat is fabulous Mrs. Nefler.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hi ho!
Hi ho!
Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers.
Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers.
Hi, girls. My name is Officer Bill,
Hi, girls. My name is Officer Bill,
Hi, going through a divorce.
Hi, going through a divorce.
Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.
Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.
Hi, Velda.
Hi, Velda.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
His eyes were steely gray, very cold.
His eyes were steely gray, very cold.
Honey, you're gonna be less neurotic
Honey, you're gonna be less neurotic
Honey.
Honey.
Hopefully to be followed by
Hopefully to be followed by
How about some room service?
How about some room service?
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
How about you? How's the new condo?
How about you? How's the new condo?
How bad is it, Tessa?
How bad is it, Tessa?
How can she subject those innocent children to this?
How can she subject those innocent children to this?
How can you tell?
How can you tell?
How did this happen?
How did this happen?
How did you collect all this information?
How did you collect all this information?
How do you do, sir? Glad to meet you.
How do you do, sir? Glad to meet you.
How long?
How long?
How many boxes are you little soldiers going to take?
How many boxes are you little soldiers going to take?
How many pairs of shoes do you really have?
How many pairs of shoes do you really have?
How to bake cuppie cakes,
How to bake cuppie cakes,
How to survive in the wilds of Beverly Hills.
How to survive in the wilds of Beverly Hills.
How's it look?
How's it look?
How's that? That's perfect.
How's that? That's perfect.
Huddle.
Huddle.
I am fully aware of what your troop has done.
I am fully aware of what your troop has done.
I am proud to present to Tiffany Honigman the friendship patch,
I am proud to present to Tiffany Honigman the friendship patch,
I am really very, very proud of you. I just had to say that.
I am really very, very proud of you. I just had to say that.
I am scared.
I am scared.
I am?
I am?
I believe you're being paged.
I believe you're being paged.
I bet you thought that was pretty cute last night, didn't you, Nefler?
I bet you thought that was pretty cute last night, didn't you, Nefler?
I bought you your first...
I bought you your first...
I brought up your mail.
I brought up your mail.
I can do it, Morn. It's just like the balance beam.
I can do it, Morn. It's just like the balance beam.
I can do this.
I can do this.
I can hardly wait to see the look on Freddy's face when he gets the bill.
I can hardly wait to see the look on Freddy's face when he gets the bill.
I can let you have it for $5,000.
I can let you have it for $5,000.
I can touch anything I want.
I can touch anything I want.
I can't believe he's taking her to the Dodger game.
I can't believe he's taking her to the Dodger game.
I can't believe that. That's so great.
I can't believe that. That's so great.
I couldn't get a job in this town.
I couldn't get a job in this town.
I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it.
I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it.
I coupon clipped your way through law school,
I coupon clipped your way through law school,
I did?
I did?
I distinctly remember telling you to stay off this log.
I distinctly remember telling you to stay off this log.
I don't expect you to understand how much this means to me, or to Hannah,
I don't expect you to understand how much this means to me, or to Hannah,
I don't have the money.
I don't have the money.
I don't know, Ms. Plendor.
I don't know, Ms. Plendor.
I don't know. Give me the trophy.
I don't know. Give me the trophy.
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
I don't understand it. They deliberately ruined it for our girls.
I don't understand it. They deliberately ruined it for our girls.
I don't usually talk that way.
I don't usually talk that way.
I don't want you two to split up.
I don't want you two to split up.
I earn the money, and my partner, she spends it.
I earn the money, and my partner, she spends it.
I feel like I've grown a lot in the last few months.
I feel like I've grown a lot in the last few months.
I got to tell you something else. You look great.
I got to tell you something else. You look great.
I guess he's divorcing both of us.
I guess he's divorcing both of us.
I guess my big break came when I was playing Ace,
I guess my big break came when I was playing Ace,
I guess that means I don't have to spy on Mrs. Nefler anymore.
I guess that means I don't have to spy on Mrs. Nefler anymore.
I hate Cosmo.
I hate Cosmo.
I hate to say it, Mom, but you know it's true.
I hate to say it, Mom, but you know it's true.
I have a nose job at 3:00, a lift at 5:00, and a boob job at 7:00,
I have a nose job at 3:00, a lift at 5:00, and a boob job at 7:00,
I have no other option but to lead the Red Feathers myself.
I have no other option but to lead the Red Feathers myself.
I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.
I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.
I haven't been to Jazzercise in three weeks.
I haven't been to Jazzercise in three weeks.
I just wish that you guys would get back together again.
I just wish that you guys would get back together again.
I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing.
I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing.
I knew I could count on you losers to do the wimpy thing.
I knew I could count on you losers to do the wimpy thing.
I knew it wouldn't last.
I knew it wouldn't last.
I know it, they know it, and you know it.
I know it, they know it, and you know it.
I know it's customary in order to raise funds to sell cookies door to door,
I know it's customary in order to raise funds to sell cookies door to door,
I know this is hard for you and Mom,
I know this is hard for you and Mom,
I know you feel bad, honey,
I know you feel bad, honey,
I know you know best,
I know you know best,
I know you're very busy, but I wanted you to know
I know you're very busy, but I wanted you to know
I know, life is so ironic.
I know, life is so ironic.
I know. It's my Wilderness Girl uniform. What can you do with it?
I know. It's my Wilderness Girl uniform. What can you do with it?
I know. Me too.
I know. Me too.
I leave it up to you.
I leave it up to you.
I like it.
I like it.
I liked it.
I liked it.
I love the smell of cookies in the morning.
I love the smell of cookies in the morning.
I love you, Muffler Man.
I love you, Muffler Man.
I may be old, and I may be senile,
I may be old, and I may be senile,
I mean, I know it's not a really important job, you know, like being a Wilderness Girl.
I mean, I know it's not a really important job, you know, like being a Wilderness Girl.
I need some jewelry.
I need some jewelry.
I never intended on embarrassing anyone.
I never intended on embarrassing anyone.
I paid for it all.
I paid for it all.
I promise you'll be back at Kmart selling those yarn balls if you don't follow orders.
I promise you'll be back at Kmart selling those yarn balls if you don't follow orders.
I said come on down, come on down It's cookie time
I said come on down, come on down It's cookie time
I said, "She'll always be my daughter."
I said, "She'll always be my daughter."
I saw it.
I saw it.
I started my new meaningful life today,
I started my new meaningful life today,
I think I see somebody.
I think I see somebody.
I think I'll have you move in with that Nefler woman.
I think I'll have you move in with that Nefler woman.
I think she's really warming up, don't you?
I think she's really warming up, don't you?
I think the campsite is at Cartier, so to speak.
I think the campsite is at Cartier, so to speak.
I think the evidence I have shown here
I think the evidence I have shown here
I think we should leave her. She's just a pain.
I think we should leave her. She's just a pain.
I think we'll be back before winter. It's only an overnight campout.
I think we'll be back before winter. It's only an overnight campout.
I think we'll keep her on for a while.
I think we'll keep her on for a while.
I think what she means to say is that you made us like ourselves.
I think what she means to say is that you made us like ourselves.
I thought I could never show my face on Wilshire again.
I thought I could never show my face on Wilshire again.
I thought maybe you decided to move back in.
I thought maybe you decided to move back in.
I want a tight close up on Tessa. Stay with her.
I want a tight close up on Tessa. Stay with her.
I want that woman out, Herman. She's a threat to everything we stand for.
I want that woman out, Herman. She's a threat to everything we stand for.
I want these burned
I want these burned
I want to do something normal for a change, okay?
I want to do something normal for a change, okay?
I want to reshoot the ending. Set it up for today.
I want to reshoot the ending. Set it up for today.
I want you all to welcome our esteemed district leader, Velda Plendor,
I want you all to welcome our esteemed district leader, Velda Plendor,
I was angry with you, and I was hurt.
I was angry with you, and I was hurt.
I was spying on Dad. But that's not really the point here.
I was spying on Dad. But that's not really the point here.
I was sure she'd quit.
I was sure she'd quit.
I was wondering if I could offer my services to you as an assistant troop leader.
I was wondering if I could offer my services to you as an assistant troop leader.
I wasn't spying on Dad. I was checking on my azaleas.
I wasn't spying on Dad. I was checking on my azaleas.
I went to Christophe's where I usually get my hair done,
I went to Christophe's where I usually get my hair done,
I will always try my best to be honest and fair,
I will always try my best to be honest and fair,
I will set a court date for six weeks from today.
I will set a court date for six weeks from today.
I wish Dad were here.
I wish Dad were here.
I would, but I just bought four boxes from your friends.
I would, but I just bought four boxes from your friends.
I'd better go.
I'd better go.
I'd better go. It was stupid of me to come over here.
I'd better go. It was stupid of me to come over here.
I'd like to say that the other three troops gave us a real run for our money,
I'd like to say that the other three troops gave us a real run for our money,
I'd say 82 thou.
I'd say 82 thou.
I'll get something soon.
I'll get something soon.
I'll help you pack.
I'll help you pack.
I'll never forget him.
I'll never forget him.
I'll raise you two marshmallows.
I'll raise you two marshmallows.
I'll save the dessert.
I'll save the dessert.
I'll see your two marshmallows and raise you a wiener.
I'll see your two marshmallows and raise you a wiener.
I'll suffer through it.
I'll suffer through it.
I'll tell you about the buttons, you senile old bag.
I'll tell you about the buttons, you senile old bag.
I'm a mother. I'm a widow. I'm an ex Army nurse.
I'm a mother. I'm a widow. I'm an ex Army nurse.
I'm coming, girls! I've got the fondue!
I'm coming, girls! I've got the fondue!
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm going to be a great Troop Leader.
I'm going to be a great Troop Leader.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm gonna assign you as Assistant Troop Leader.
I'm gonna assign you as Assistant Troop Leader.
I'm gonna be taking over tomorrow. You're going to be too sick to continue.
I'm gonna be taking over tomorrow. You're going to be too sick to continue.
I'm gonna get my barbell, and I'm gonna get the rest of my clothes.
I'm gonna get my barbell, and I'm gonna get the rest of my clothes.
I'm gonna kiss you, froggy, and turn you into a handsome prince.
I'm gonna kiss you, froggy, and turn you into a handsome prince.
I'm gonna kiss you.
I'm gonna kiss you.
I'm gonna secede from the national organization.
I'm gonna secede from the national organization.
I'm late for an appointment, honey. That's the actor's life, busy, busy.
I'm late for an appointment, honey. That's the actor's life, busy, busy.
I'm new at this, but aren't you supposed to be wearing uniforms?
I'm new at this, but aren't you supposed to be wearing uniforms?
I'm not coming. It's stupid. It's stupid.
I'm not coming. It's stupid. It's stupid.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not seeing her anymore.
I'm not seeing her anymore.
I'm not selling this shit for no masquerade parties.
I'm not selling this shit for no masquerade parties.
I'm proud to present the international affairs patch.
I'm proud to present the international affairs patch.
I'm proud to present the sushi appreciation patch,
I'm proud to present the sushi appreciation patch,
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry to see you go.
I'm sorry to see you go.
I'm sorry we're late, Your Honor.
I'm sorry we're late, Your Honor.
I'm sorry, Phyl.
I'm sorry, Phyl.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I'm sorry. I already bought some.
I'm sorry. I already bought some.
I'm stopping to drop Tiffany off at her troop meeting.
I'm stopping to drop Tiffany off at her troop meeting.
I'm sure they didn't.
I'm sure they didn't.
I'm sure they love you very much.
I'm sure they love you very much.
I'm sure we won't, Ms. Plendor, sir.
I'm sure we won't, Ms. Plendor, sir.
I'm the only real Wilderness Girl.
I'm the only real Wilderness Girl.
I'm very proud of you girls. Terrific.
I'm very proud of you girls. Terrific.
I'm warning you, Nefler.
I'm warning you, Nefler.
I've got a great idea. Why don't you two just kiss and make up?
I've got a great idea. Why don't you two just kiss and make up?
I've got two dollars. Exact change. Thank you.
I've got two dollars. Exact change. Thank you.
I've lost my will to shop.
I've lost my will to shop.
If I get across...
If I get across...
If we just had a star studded telethon?
If we just had a star studded telethon?
If you mean a man I go out with...
If you mean a man I go out with...
If you mean like a boy who's just a friend...
If you mean like a boy who's just a friend...
If you need anything, just call me. You've got Dad's number.
If you need anything, just call me. You've got Dad's number.
If your parents are happily divorced rather than unhappily married.
If your parents are happily divorced rather than unhappily married.
In the temporary support hearing of Nefler v. Nefler.
In the temporary support hearing of Nefler v. Nefler.
In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared.
In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared.
Interesting color.
Interesting color.
Interests, "community affairs."
Interests, "community affairs."
Is that a record or something, Annie?
Is that a record or something, Annie?
Is that the one with the tummy tuck?
Is that the one with the tummy tuck?
Is the caviar too much?
Is the caviar too much?
Is there another woman?
Is there another woman?
It all looked so civilized, but really, it was a black tied jungle.
It all looked so civilized, but really, it was a black tied jungle.
It enhances community spirit.
It enhances community spirit.
It is only dangerous when you don't know what you're doing.
It is only dangerous when you don't know what you're doing.
It is?
It is?
It looks great.
It looks great.
It might be dangerous.
It might be dangerous.
It must have been the squirrel meat.
It must have been the squirrel meat.
It really frosts my cookies that we have worked so hard,
It really frosts my cookies that we have worked so hard,
It sounds like Dead Man's Swamp.
It sounds like Dead Man's Swamp.
It was a cold and rainy day in March.
It was a cold and rainy day in March.
It was a last minute trip. They didn't mean to leave me on my birthday.
It was a last minute trip. They didn't mean to leave me on my birthday.
It was a warm and sultry evening.
It was a warm and sultry evening.
It was awful. It was awful, but we made it.
It was awful. It was awful, but we made it.
It was inspirational.
It was inspirational.
It was you.
It was you.
It'd be fabulous.
It'd be fabulous.
It'd be nice if you stayed for the parents' meeting, you know?
It'd be nice if you stayed for the parents' meeting, you know?
It's 20 miles to the nearest campsite,
It's 20 miles to the nearest campsite,
It's a little do I'm cooking up. It'll be at the marina on a boat.
It's a little do I'm cooking up. It'll be at the marina on a boat.
It's a Van Runkle. Isn't it fabulous?
It's a Van Runkle. Isn't it fabulous?
It's about time you two grew up.
It's about time you two grew up.
It's bad for you.
It's bad for you.
It's batting helmet day, and she's not even under 14.
It's batting helmet day, and she's not even under 14.
It's because of the $750. She doesn't have it.
It's because of the $750. She doesn't have it.
It's broken. Jamie, some rations and some water.
It's broken. Jamie, some rations and some water.
It's called being a big jerk.
It's called being a big jerk.
It's cookie time It's cookie time
It's cookie time It's cookie time
It's cookie time, cookie time, cookie time
It's cookie time, cookie time, cookie time
It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me.
It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me.
It's different and everything, but I mean, it's softer somehow.
It's different and everything, but I mean, it's softer somehow.
It's for a very good cause.
It's for a very good cause.
It's great. It's great, yeah.
It's great. It's great, yeah.
It's just a typical male midlife crisis.
It's just a typical male midlife crisis.
It's khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
It's khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
It's okay with me.
It's okay with me.
It's one thing to try and convince myself that I'm a real troop leader,
It's one thing to try and convince myself that I'm a real troop leader,
It's our job to see that they're not denied the privilege.
It's our job to see that they're not denied the privilege.
It's the source of power that allows a brave to defend his home
It's the source of power that allows a brave to defend his home
It's Thursday.
It's Thursday.
It's very treacherous, and that is a very, very deep ravine.
It's very treacherous, and that is a very, very deep ravine.
Join hands, please.
Join hands, please.
Just a little mother daughter bonding thing.
Just a little mother daughter bonding thing.
Just a second, Herman.
Just a second, Herman.
Just because you're out in the woods, it's no excuse not to look your best.
Just because you're out in the woods, it's no excuse not to look your best.
Just call me Bong Bong, please.
Just call me Bong Bong, please.
Just give me 10 minutes.
Just give me 10 minutes.
Just once, I would like to go the distance.
Just once, I would like to go the distance.
Just raring to go.
Just raring to go.
Just what are you trying to do, huh?
Just what are you trying to do, huh?
Keep breathing, now lift.
Keep breathing, now lift.
Keep dancing!
Keep dancing!
Keep looking straight ahead.
Keep looking straight ahead.
Keep talking, honey, so I can move toward the sound of your voice.
Keep talking, honey, so I can move toward the sound of your voice.
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Lam the log. lam the ravine.
Lam the log. lam the ravine.
Leave behind our credit card
Leave behind our credit card
Let's give them one last chance.
Let's give them one last chance.
Let's start with Mar Vista. How many boxes will you take, Mar Vista?
Let's start with Mar Vista. How many boxes will you take, Mar Vista?
Lift and down. You can do it. Come on!
Lift and down. You can do it. Come on!
Light the corners of my mind
Light the corners of my mind
Lisa, too bad! Are you okay, honey?
Lisa, too bad! Are you okay, honey?
Listen, I had a little surprise for you. We didn't sell 2,000 boxes of cookies.
Listen, I had a little surprise for you. We didn't sell 2,000 boxes of cookies.
Listen, the Barnfells are throwing a gala this evening,
Listen, the Barnfells are throwing a gala this evening,
Look at those adorable little red feathers, and your patches, those are fabulous.
Look at those adorable little red feathers, and your patches, those are fabulous.
Look, if all you're trying to do is to sell 2,000 boxes of cookies,
Look, if all you're trying to do is to sell 2,000 boxes of cookies,
Look, it's obvious we don't have a solution here.
Look, it's obvious we don't have a solution here.
Look, they're dragging something.
Look, they're dragging something.
Look, this here's the man who put the space in Spinks' teeth,
Look, this here's the man who put the space in Spinks' teeth,
Look! I'm a nun!
Look! I'm a nun!
Look.
Look.
Looks like an animal.
Looks like an animal.
Madam, would you mind telling me the truth?
Madam, would you mind telling me the truth?
Maestro, if you please.
Maestro, if you please.
Marital status,
Marital status,
Marlene, I'm on my way to the hospital now.
Marlene, I'm on my way to the hospital now.
Materialism at its worst.
Materialism at its worst.
May I kiss the Troop Leader?
May I kiss the Troop Leader?
May I see your license and registration, please?
May I see your license and registration, please?
May I speak with Velda Plendor, please?
May I speak with Velda Plendor, please?
May the best troop win.
May the best troop win.
Maybe you never heard of a little troop called the Red Feathers?
Maybe you never heard of a little troop called the Red Feathers?
Me and seven other girls.
Me and seven other girls.
Memories
Memories
Misty watercolor memories...
Misty watercolor memories...
Mom did it.
Mom did it.
Mom, a lady called about an orientation meeting.
Mom, a lady called about an orientation meeting.
Mom, can we spy on dad in the morning?
Mom, can we spy on dad in the morning?
Mom, you're a hero.
Mom, you're a hero.
Mom, you're afraid of heights.
Mom, you're afraid of heights.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom's going to be our new troop leader.
Mom's going to be our new troop leader.
Mon capitaine, what a pleasant surprise.
Mon capitaine, what a pleasant surprise.
More commonly known as CPR.
More commonly known as CPR.
Morn!
Morn!
Mother!
Mother!
Move in with her?
Move in with her?
Move out.
Move out.
Mr. Michaelson, is your client planning to be here or not?
Mr. Michaelson, is your client planning to be here or not?
Mrs. Grundman is gravely ill.
Mrs. Grundman is gravely ill.
Mrs. Nefler is the culprit behind this khaki mania.
Mrs. Nefler is the culprit behind this khaki mania.
Mrs. Nefler said to give you the works.
Mrs. Nefler said to give you the works.
Mrs. Nefler,
Mrs. Nefler,
Mrs. Nefler, meet Cinderella.
Mrs. Nefler, meet Cinderella.
Mrs. Nefler.
Mrs. Nefler.
Mrs. Phyllis Nefler.
Mrs. Phyllis Nefler.
Ms. Nefler, she's history. We're out of here.
Ms. Nefler, she's history. We're out of here.
Ms. Pia Zadora.
Ms. Pia Zadora.
Must be Velda.
Must be Velda.
My agent says this nostalgia boom is going to make me a big star again.
My agent says this nostalgia boom is going to make me a big star again.
My broker says it's a fabulous investment.
My broker says it's a fabulous investment.
My client may be considering remarriage.
My client may be considering remarriage.
My dad's been going through it.
My dad's been going through it.
My god, darling, what is that?
My god, darling, what is that?
My God.
My God.
My gosh.
My gosh.
My life is over.
My life is over.
My name is Velda Plendor.
My name is Velda Plendor.
My parents are in Monte Carlo!
My parents are in Monte Carlo!
My troop and I were busy describing the fall fashions to the blind.
My troop and I were busy describing the fall fashions to the blind.
Name, Phyllis Nefler.
Name, Phyllis Nefler.
Nefler, what the hell is happening here?
Nefler, what the hell is happening here?
Nefler.
Nefler.
Never go to Reno, girls.
Never go to Reno, girls.
Next!
Next!
Night, Phyllis.
Night, Phyllis.
Nix on the "Mom" business.
Nix on the "Mom" business.
No big deal. Too many accessories clutter an outfit.
No big deal. Too many accessories clutter an outfit.
No leader, no trophy.
No leader, no trophy.
No matter who you have to step on along the way.
No matter who you have to step on along the way.
No problem.
No problem.
No, and I'll tell you something else.
No, and I'll tell you something else.
No, damn it! Throw me a lifesaver!
No, damn it! Throw me a lifesaver!
No, no, no, no, no way!
No, no, no, no, no way!
No, they hate water.
No, they hate water.
No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Plendor's Pioneers.
No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Plendor's Pioneers.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No.
No. No.
No. Sit down. Let's talk.
No. Sit down. Let's talk.
No. You don't want to help me.
No. You don't want to help me.
Normal with Phyllis running the show?
Normal with Phyllis running the show?
Normally, I'd ask for a refund, but this one's on the house.
Normally, I'd ask for a refund, but this one's on the house.
Not all of you are going to make it.
Not all of you are going to make it.
Not anymore you aren't. I just fired you.
Not anymore you aren't. I just fired you.
Not anymore. We've got a map here.
Not anymore. We've got a map here.
Not necessarily. Look.
Not necessarily. Look.
Not on that thing, you won't.
Not on that thing, you won't.
Not so you could be Nefler the Muffler Man!
Not so you could be Nefler the Muffler Man!
Not until we sing Kumbaya.
Not until we sing Kumbaya.
Now how many boxes of cookies are we gonna sell?
Now how many boxes of cookies are we gonna sell?
Now I know that we're gonna have a fabulous time
Now I know that we're gonna have a fabulous time
Now I want to say that I have loved our times together,
Now I want to say that I have loved our times together,
Now if your Pinto, Porsche, or whatever is sick,
Now if your Pinto, Porsche, or whatever is sick,
Now isn't that a mature approach to a relationship?
Now isn't that a mature approach to a relationship?
Now it's not easy. It's not going to be a picnic.
Now it's not easy. It's not going to be a picnic.
Now let's beat those suckers at their own game.
Now let's beat those suckers at their own game.
Now lie down and open your mouth.
Now lie down and open your mouth.
Now the theme of the shot is victory.
Now the theme of the shot is victory.
Now, about a new leader, I understand we have an applicant.
Now, about a new leader, I understand we have an applicant.
Now, Daddy, shake the man's hand, and let's be on our way.
Now, Daddy, shake the man's hand, and let's be on our way.
Now, get off my dock.
Now, get off my dock.
Now, Velda, as long as they are girls who want to belong,
Now, Velda, as long as they are girls who want to belong,
Of course I remember you, Annie.
Of course I remember you, Annie.
Of course what do I know? I'm just your mother.
Of course what do I know? I'm just your mother.
Of course, I am.
Of course, I am.
Of course, it may look like an ordinary, high quality backpack, but...
Of course, it may look like an ordinary, high quality backpack, but...
Oh, Lord, kumbaya
Oh, Lord, kumbaya
Oh, my God, what was that?
Oh, my God, what was that?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Ohio!
Ohio!
Okay, fine, on your mark, get set, go.
Okay, fine, on your mark, get set, go.
Okay, go down to the bridge. Go down to the bridge.
Okay, go down to the bridge. Go down to the bridge.
Okay, I'm gonna turn around. ls your foot all right?
Okay, I'm gonna turn around. ls your foot all right?
Okay, let's begin with the Frug.
Okay, let's begin with the Frug.
Okay, let's push.
Okay, let's push.
Okay, now, north is that way. Which way is the campsite?
Okay, now, north is that way. Which way is the campsite?
Okay, now, who would like to be first to volunteer a thought or a feeling,
Okay, now, who would like to be first to volunteer a thought or a feeling,
Okay, okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
Okay, okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
Okay, put your foot down.
Okay, put your foot down.
Okay, so I'm not perfect.
Okay, so I'm not perfect.
Okay, we're not robust mountain women as yet.
Okay, we're not robust mountain women as yet.
Okay, well, let's sit in the friendship circle and welcome Ms. Herman.
Okay, well, let's sit in the friendship circle and welcome Ms. Herman.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Does everybody feel like that?
Okay. Does everybody feel like that?
Okay. Here I come.
Okay. Here I come.
On behalf of the other Feathers and myself, we felt good.
On behalf of the other Feathers and myself, we felt good.
On your marks, get set...
On your marks, get set...
One bathroom for nine people? Yes.
One bathroom for nine people? Yes.
One day, she went to Neiman Marcus for the linen sale,
One day, she went to Neiman Marcus for the linen sale,