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Along Came Polly (2004) Along Came Polly is a romantic comedy film released in 2004. The movie follows the story of a

Along Came Polly (2004)

Along Came Polly is a romantic comedy film released in 2004. The movie follows the story of a risk-averse insurance analyst named Reuben Feffer, played by Ben Stiller, who finds his life turned upside down when his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. As his world crumbles, he reconnects with Polly Prince, portrayed by Jennifer Aniston, a carefree and spontaneous woman who challenges his cautious nature. Directed by John Hamburg, the film also stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as Reuben's best friend, Sandy Lyle. With a memorable cast and a delightful blend of humor and romance, Along Came Polly offers an entertaining and lighthearted viewing experience. You can play and download the sounds of this film here.

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A second family?
A second family?
A wife and kids and a golden retriever.
A wife and kids and a golden retriever.
Aboard the what? My sailboat.
Aboard the what? My sailboat.
Actually, we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, so You douche bags bring your A game?
Actually, we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, so You douche bags bring your A game?
After about a month of dating, I knew she was the one.
After about a month of dating, I knew she was the one.
Ah, and, uh
Ah, and, uh
Ah, come on, Reub. Weather report said sunny skies.
Ah, come on, Reub. Weather report said sunny skies.
Ah, right. The insurance man. I'm afraid Leland's in the hospital.
Ah, right. The insurance man. I'm afraid Leland's in the hospital.
Ah, you know what? As long as you are for scuba, Leuban, I am happy.
Ah, you know what? As long as you are for scuba, Leuban, I am happy.
Ah. I didn't figure you a fan of musical theater.
Ah. I didn't figure you a fan of musical theater.
Ah. Nah. I'm very much alive, my friend.
Ah. Nah. I'm very much alive, my friend.
All right, au revoir, Leuban, Lisa. Solid.
All right, au revoir, Leuban, Lisa. Solid.
All right, look, just don't do anything, all right?
All right, look, just don't do anything, all right?
All right, okay. Oh. All right. That's nice. Okay, so
All right, okay. Oh. All right. That's nice. Okay, so
All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go,
All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go,
All right, well, this is me. Great.
All right, well, this is me. Great.
All right, you want me to check him out? Yeah.
All right, you want me to check him out? Yeah.
All right! Where are you taking her?
All right! Where are you taking her?
All right? Are you ready? Yeah, yeah.
All right? Are you ready? Yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right. Anyway, I was thinking I'd come meet you.
All right. Anyway, I was thinking I'd come meet you.
All right. Can you give me a minute, Stan? I'm just gonna run to the men's room.
All right. Can you give me a minute, Stan? I'm just gonna run to the men's room.
All right. I analyze risk for a living. It's my job to worry.
All right. I analyze risk for a living. It's my job to worry.
All right. Okay?
All right. Okay?
All right. Okay. Ow!
All right. Okay. Ow!
All right. Well, let's make sure he checks out first and You see?
All right. Well, let's make sure he checks out first and You see?
Analyst. Analyst. Analyst.
Analyst. Analyst. Analyst.
And Oh, if you do come, you should wear comfortable shoes.
And Oh, if you do come, you should wear comfortable shoes.
And about four and a half years ago, I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer,
And about four and a half years ago, I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer,
And all of us here at Indurby and Friends...
And all of us here at Indurby and Friends...
And And, uh, I think you guys will be really happy together.
And And, uh, I think you guys will be really happy together.
And automobile insurance...
And automobile insurance...
And come in and try to take her away, because I've had that happen before and it's not gonna happen again.
And come in and try to take her away, because I've had that happen before and it's not gonna happen again.
And having a plan and knowing what my next move is,
And having a plan and knowing what my next move is,
And he is sexually active in the community.
And he is sexually active in the community.
And he looks pretty damn healthy, right?
And he looks pretty damn healthy, right?
And he's a sexy guy, right?
And he's a sexy guy, right?
And he's, uh, at a decent weight,
And he's, uh, at a decent weight,
And I don't eat food with my hands,
And I don't eat food with my hands,
And I gotta say... things aren't looking too good from our end.
And I gotta say... things aren't looking too good from our end.
And I guarantee you by the end of the weekend, you'll know what a safe bet I really am.
And I guarantee you by the end of the weekend, you'll know what a safe bet I really am.
And I guess you don't exactly live your life that way.
And I guess you don't exactly live your life that way.
And I was gonna try and sell it to the network when I'm done.
And I was gonna try and sell it to the network when I'm done.
And I'd like you to consider moving in with me.
And I'd like you to consider moving in with me.
And I'm not gonna let some big shot salsa king...
And I'm not gonna let some big shot salsa king...
And I'm not gonna put my reputation on the line for a group of freaking amateurs.
And I'm not gonna put my reputation on the line for a group of freaking amateurs.
And I've been lonely, and that's what I've been doing,
And I've been lonely, and that's what I've been doing,
And I've moved a lot, and I've been happy and I've been sad,
And I've moved a lot, and I've been happy and I've been sad,
And if he wants to remain the C.E.O. of a publicly held company, guess what he needs.
And if he wants to remain the C.E.O. of a publicly held company, guess what he needs.
And it's supposed to be like specially made in Sweden or something.
And it's supposed to be like specially made in Sweden or something.
And just physically sick than I have in my entire life.
And just physically sick than I have in my entire life.
And now you live here in New York? Yeah, moved here a few months ago.
And now you live here in New York? Yeah, moved here a few months ago.
And proudly recommend that Leland Van Lew...
And proudly recommend that Leland Van Lew...
And that wasn't dirty dancing, that was just salsa.
And that wasn't dirty dancing, that was just salsa.
And the answer is no, friends,
And the answer is no, friends,
And the whole thing.
And the whole thing.
And there are no cute guys here. I haven't noticed.
And there are no cute guys here. I haven't noticed.
And this has just been an incredible day and night.
And this has just been an incredible day and night.
And we have kinda like a like a scuba party.
And we have kinda like a like a scuba party.
And, um, there's a pager number too.
And, um, there's a pager number too.
Anyway, uh, so what's your deal? You've got to be married with kids...
Anyway, uh, so what's your deal? You've got to be married with kids...
Apparently, he's one of these extreme sports nuts.
Apparently, he's one of these extreme sports nuts.
Apparently, Lisa's doing wonderfully down there in St. Barts,
Apparently, Lisa's doing wonderfully down there in St. Barts,
Are those storm clouds up ahead?
Are those storm clouds up ahead?
Are willing to lay our asses on the line...
Are willing to lay our asses on the line...
Are you okay? 'Cause you're sweating pretty profusely.
Are you okay? 'Cause you're sweating pretty profusely.
Are you okay? Great. Thank you.
Are you okay? Great. Thank you.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Are you sure you're all right?
Are you sure you're all right?
Are you sure? 'Cause I got a hang up,
Are you sure? 'Cause I got a hang up,
Are you sure? Yeah.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Are you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Are you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Are you trying to manipulate me? Of course I am.
Are you trying to manipulate me? Of course I am.
Around 9:00 if you can make it.
Around 9:00 if you can make it.
As you know, this is a highly complex case.
As you know, this is a highly complex case.
Au revoir, Leuban. Bye bye, honey.!
Au revoir, Leuban. Bye bye, honey.!
Australian guy, right? Um, was on the cover of Forbes last year?
Australian guy, right? Um, was on the cover of Forbes last year?
Aw. And I couldn't be happier...
Aw. And I couldn't be happier...
Be quiet, 'cause I'm... tryin' to prepare.
Be quiet, 'cause I'm... tryin' to prepare.
Bear fighting, snake wrangling,
Bear fighting, snake wrangling,
Because I'm confused, Sandy.
Because I'm confused, Sandy.
Because I'm ready to do that with you, Reuben.
Because I'm ready to do that with you, Reuben.
Because she and I are a couple, all right? Yeah, we're dating.
Because she and I are a couple, all right? Yeah, we're dating.
Big smile, everyone! Come on. You love each other.
Big smile, everyone! Come on. You love each other.
Brings 'em right back to childhood. Trust me, they're putty in your hands after that.
Brings 'em right back to childhood. Trust me, they're putty in your hands after that.
But And I don't mean this in a bad way. Right.
But And I don't mean this in a bad way. Right.
But anyway, be that as it may, we have Mr. Feffer's associate here, Mr. Sanford Lyle,
But anyway, be that as it may, we have Mr. Feffer's associate here, Mr. Sanford Lyle,
But everyone know he is a hippo.
But everyone know he is a hippo.
But I couldn't have gone through all that
But I couldn't have gone through all that
But I happen to believe in a little thing called destiny.
But I happen to believe in a little thing called destiny.
But I promise you that I will never, ever hurt you again.
But I promise you that I will never, ever hurt you again.
But I wanna hold onto me company.
But I wanna hold onto me company.
But I'm not gonna ever be a dirty dancer,
But I'm not gonna ever be a dirty dancer,
But if you can pull this thing together,
But if you can pull this thing together,
But if you get on that plane and you go to Cincinnati...
But if you get on that plane and you go to Cincinnati...
But it doesn't really matter 'cause I doubt she'll ever want to see me again.
But it doesn't really matter 'cause I doubt she'll ever want to see me again.
But one of our senior analysts, Reuben Feffer,
But one of our senior analysts, Reuben Feffer,
But please leave a detailed message after the beep.
But please leave a detailed message after the beep.
But we're goin' out with that guy.
But we're goin' out with that guy.
But you're playing Judas.
But you're playing Judas.
But, uh, any chance you are for scuba today?
But, uh, any chance you are for scuba today?
But, uh, what about you? You ever gotten close or
But, uh, what about you? You ever gotten close or
By the way, dude, is your health okay?
By the way, dude, is your health okay?
Bye. Hello. Okay. Hello. Hello, Polly?
Bye. Hello. Okay. Hello. Hello, Polly?
Bye. Okay, bye.
Bye. Okay, bye.
Can I pick the place?
Can I pick the place?
Can we please just focus for a second? I'm almost finished.
Can we please just focus for a second? I'm almost finished.
Come here. Oh. Okay.
Come here. Oh. Okay.
Come on down and give us a hand.
Come on down and give us a hand.
Come on, let's play.
Come on, let's play.
Come on, let's play.
Come on, let's play.
Come on, Reuben, focus. You have to last at least five minutes here.
Come on, Reuben, focus. You have to last at least five minutes here.
Come on, you mother! You can do better than that!
Come on, you mother! You can do better than that!
Come on! This is ridiculous.
Come on! This is ridiculous.
Come on. Bigger one. What is the point of these things really?
Come on. Bigger one. What is the point of these things really?
Come on. You can do it.
Come on. You can do it.
Come on. You can't cancel. I thought you were so excited to go.
Come on. You can't cancel. I thought you were so excited to go.
Conservatively, I don't know, 17 people eat these nuts on a given night.
Conservatively, I don't know, 17 people eat these nuts on a given night.
Cool. Polly Prince.
Cool. Polly Prince.
Costa Rica, Buffalo, a couple other places.
Costa Rica, Buffalo, a couple other places.
Could I have the ball for a second? Could I have the ball?
Could I have the ball for a second? Could I have the ball?
Could I have the ball for a second? Could I have the ball?
Could I have the ball for a second? Could I have the ball?
Croco Tears. Yep, that's me.
Croco Tears. Yep, that's me.
Crocodile wrestling,
Crocodile wrestling,
Cute. Hey, you mind if I use your bathroom?
Cute. Hey, you mind if I use your bathroom?
Dance floor's like a Slip 'N Slide, dude. I thought I told them not to wax this.
Dance floor's like a Slip 'N Slide, dude. I thought I told them not to wax this.
Defining moments of my life or something, you know?
Defining moments of my life or something, you know?
Did I ever tell you that?
Did I ever tell you that?
Did you just spank me?
Did you just spank me?
Did you pack him, or did you did you
Did you pack him, or did you did you
Did you spank her?
Did you spank her?
Dirty Why are their Why are their hands dirty?
Dirty Why are their Why are their hands dirty?
Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?
Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?
Do you have to use the word bone every time?
Do you have to use the word bone every time?
Dude, that was incredible.
Dude, that was incredible.
Dude, why would you make number two in her apartment?
Dude, why would you make number two in her apartment?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly. Like the hippo.
Exactly. Like the hippo.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hi. Hello.
Excuse me. Hi. Hello.
Feffer? Yes. Hi. Reuben Feffer.
Feffer? Yes. Hi. Reuben Feffer.
Fifty?
Fifty?
Find yourself another dance partner.
Find yourself another dance partner.
Four minutes in the morning, four minutes at night. That's eight minutes of my life.
Four minutes in the morning, four minutes at night. That's eight minutes of my life.
Four minutes, 27, 26, 25.
Four minutes, 27, 26, 25.
Friend of yours? Yeah, that's Roxanne.
Friend of yours? Yeah, that's Roxanne.
From the top, okay, Wonsuk?
From the top, okay, Wonsuk?
Fuck. Hey, there he is!
Fuck. Hey, there he is!
Funny.
Funny.
Geez!
Geez!
Give me your crown, okay, Wonsuk? Screw you, Sandy.!
Give me your crown, okay, Wonsuk? Screw you, Sandy.!
Gladys, I got to call you back.
Gladys, I got to call you back.
Gladys! He's due in Los Angeles next week.
Gladys! He's due in Los Angeles next week.
Go away. Go away.
Go away. Go away.
Go on. Kiss each other.
Go on. Kiss each other.
Go! Go! Shoo! Poo!
Go! Go! Shoo! Poo!
God only knows what they do companies anyway.
God only knows what they do companies anyway.
Good bye. Nice to meet you, Claude.
Good bye. Nice to meet you, Claude.
Good evening, folks. Uh, I'm Sandy Lyle,
Good evening, folks. Uh, I'm Sandy Lyle,
Good night, Polly. Good night, Reuben.
Good night, Polly. Good night, Reuben.
Good night. Oh, okay.
Good night. Oh, okay.
Good shot. Good shot.
Good shot. Good shot.
Good shot. Good shot.
Good shot. Good shot.
Good things. Good things.
Good things. Good things.
Good. My name is Claude. What is, uh, you guys' name?
Good. My name is Claude. What is, uh, you guys' name?
Guys? Hello.! # We'rejammin'##
Guys? Hello.! # We'rejammin'##
Guys. I called her to apologize.
Guys. I called her to apologize.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, what, am I running a bed and breakfast?
Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, what, am I running a bed and breakfast?
Ha! Ha! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Ha! Ha! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Had his spleen burst just a few moments ago, and
Had his spleen burst just a few moments ago, and
Happy as a hippo.
Happy as a hippo.
Have I parachuted off the top of a building? No. Uh huh.
Have I parachuted off the top of a building? No. Uh huh.
Have you ever heard of a guy shouting out 50 when he orgasmed? Yeah.
Have you ever heard of a guy shouting out 50 when he orgasmed? Yeah.
Having fun.
Having fun.
He got bit while swimming with great whites last week. I'm sorry?
He got bit while swimming with great whites last week. I'm sorry?
He responds by inviting me up to Nantucket for some Death Ray Sailing Challenge.
He responds by inviting me up to Nantucket for some Death Ray Sailing Challenge.
He was not my boyfriend. We went out for like three days. It was two months!
He was not my boyfriend. We went out for like three days. It was two months!
He's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.
He's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.
He's old. He can't really see anymore.
He's old. He can't really see anymore.
Hello, everybody. I'm Stan Indursky, Reuben's boss.
Hello, everybody. I'm Stan Indursky, Reuben's boss.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hi. It's Lisa.
Hello? Hi. It's Lisa.
Hello.
Hello.
Her mother told me she was back. You're doing the right thing here, Reub.
Her mother told me she was back. You're doing the right thing here, Reub.
Her yearbook stats are really impressive. Did you see the tattoo on her back?
Her yearbook stats are really impressive. Did you see the tattoo on her back?
Here you go. Okay.
Here you go. Okay.
Here. Keep the walkie on channel 13, all right?
Here. Keep the walkie on channel 13, all right?
Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Hey, Deborah. It's Reuben Feffer from Indursky and Sons calling for Mr. Van Lew.
Hey, Deborah. It's Reuben Feffer from Indursky and Sons calling for Mr. Van Lew.
Hey, did we sanitize these things? Reuben!
Hey, did we sanitize these things? Reuben!
Hey, don't make excuses. She's a dime store hooker, and she always will be.
Hey, don't make excuses. She's a dime store hooker, and she always will be.
Hey, have you, um have you talked to Polly?
Hey, have you, um have you talked to Polly?
Hey, I am a hippopotamus, and there is nothing I can do about it.
Hey, I am a hippopotamus, and there is nothing I can do about it.
Hey, I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy.
Hey, I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy.
Hey, it's Polly... Prince.
Hey, it's Polly... Prince.
Hey, Leland.! We'll be out there in a minute.!
Hey, Leland.! We'll be out there in a minute.!
Hey, listen, this woman means more to me than anything else in the world,
Hey, listen, this woman means more to me than anything else in the world,
Hey, Lois. The room looks beautiful.
Hey, Lois. The room looks beautiful.
Hey, look. Look, I'm eating nuts.
Hey, look. Look, I'm eating nuts.
Hey, pal. Hey, Larry.
Hey, pal. Hey, Larry.
Hey, Polly, it's me. Listen, um,
Hey, Polly, it's me. Listen, um,
Hey, Polly!
Hey, Polly!
Hey, Polly! How's it going? I'll give you a shout when I'm through, all right?
Hey, Polly! How's it going? I'll give you a shout when I'm through, all right?
Hey, Reub.
Hey, Reub.
Hey, Reuben! Uh, it's Polly... Prince.
Hey, Reuben! Uh, it's Polly... Prince.
Hey, Reuben. You ready?
Hey, Reuben. You ready?
Hey, Reuby Tuesday. ¿Cómo estás?
Hey, Reuby Tuesday. ¿Cómo estás?
Hey, Tina. Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Tina. Hey, Mitch.
Hey, what do you think, guys?
Hey, what do you think, guys?
Hey, what's that noise? Nothing.
Hey, what's that noise? Nothing.
Hey, why don't you use that key finder I bought you? Reuben, I don't...
Hey, why don't you use that key finder I bought you? Reuben, I don't...
Hey, you guys want to play some twos?
Hey, you guys want to play some twos?
Hey, you know what? Could we switch?
Hey, you know what? Could we switch?
Hey, you think maybe you could give me some salsa lessons?
Hey, you think maybe you could give me some salsa lessons?
Hey,Javi, this is Lisa,
Hey,Javi, this is Lisa,
Hey,Javi.
Hey,Javi.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Sound speed.
Hey! Sound speed.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Did you call me last night?
Hey. Did you call me last night?
Hey. Hi!
Hey. Hi!
Hey. Hi!
Hey. Hi!
Hey. Oh.
Hey. Oh.
Hi, Polly. I am Claude.
Hi, Polly. I am Claude.
Hi, Reuben. It's Polly Prince.
Hi, Reuben. It's Polly Prince.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi. This is so funny. I didn't know you lived down here.
Hi. Hi. This is so funny. I didn't know you lived down here.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. Hey.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. Hey.
Hi. I'm sorry. I'm on the phone.
Hi. I'm sorry. I'm on the phone.
Hi. Need big table, please. Four people.
Hi. Need big table, please. Four people.
Hi. This is Reuben. No!
Hi. This is Reuben. No!
Hi. This is Reuben. No!
Hi. This is Reuben. No!
His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.
His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.
Hit me, dude.
Hit me, dude.
Hmm. If I'd known your grandmother had embroidered that towel,
Hmm. If I'd known your grandmother had embroidered that towel,
Holy shit, Leuban! This is not what it look like.
Holy shit, Leuban! This is not what it look like.
Holy shit.!
Holy shit.!
Honey!
Honey!
How could you let Polly pick the restaurant?
How could you let Polly pick the restaurant?
How different could she be? I mean, she was a senior delegate at the Model U.N.
How different could she be? I mean, she was a senior delegate at the Model U.N.
How does everyone know about this?
How does everyone know about this?
How's it coming with Herb Lazare, D.D.S.? Hello?
How's it coming with Herb Lazare, D.D.S.? Hello?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's your bruise? It's okay.
How's your bruise? It's okay.
Huh? Right? Yeah!
Huh? Right? Yeah!
Huh.
Huh.
Huh. She looks good.
Huh. She looks good.
I Gosh. I spent like 200 bucks on this loofah. Hmm.
I Gosh. I spent like 200 bucks on this loofah. Hmm.
I I was for a few weeks. But then all he ever talked about was scuba diving.
I I was for a few weeks. But then all he ever talked about was scuba diving.
I I don't think I've ever heard you speak before, Mr. Feffer.
I I don't think I've ever heard you speak before, Mr. Feffer.
I I I I mean, I made such a compelling argument.
I I I I mean, I made such a compelling argument.
I actually like this. Yeah, it's good. You do?
I actually like this. Yeah, it's good. You do?
I always carry me chute in case I find a good launching point. Oh, no.
I always carry me chute in case I find a good launching point. Oh, no.
I always saw you as that guy that would settle down at a young age,you know?
I always saw you as that guy that would settle down at a young age,you know?
I am on it, and I'm gonna make it happen.
I am on it, and I'm gonna make it happen.
I am so glad that you came. Yeah. I wore my comfortable shoes just like you said.
I am so glad that you came. Yeah. I wore my comfortable shoes just like you said.
I am so sorry for the delay, folks,
I am so sorry for the delay, folks,
I am so sorry, Reuben. Thanks, Gladys.
I am so sorry, Reuben. Thanks, Gladys.
I am unable to get to the phone right now, No! No!
I am unable to get to the phone right now, No! No!
I am. Yeah. It's going incredibly well.
I am. Yeah. It's going incredibly well.
I assess risk for a living, so I know that I have a.013% chance...
I assess risk for a living, so I know that I have a.013% chance...
I bought a goddamn house! I got to move out of this apartment in like six weeks!
I bought a goddamn house! I got to move out of this apartment in like six weeks!
I bought it!
I bought it!
I can explain this, Polly. Well, no, it's fascinating. I learned a lot about myself.
I can explain this, Polly. Well, no, it's fascinating. I learned a lot about myself.
I can't believe you remember that. Oh, of course.
I can't believe you remember that. Oh, of course.
I can't believe you're not married. I mean, even when we were kids,
I can't believe you're not married. I mean, even when we were kids,
I couldn't have thrown up 19 times in 48 days...
I couldn't have thrown up 19 times in 48 days...
I did not sleep with him out of charity.
I did not sleep with him out of charity.
I did nothing, Leuban. My name is not Leuban! It is Reuben!
I did nothing, Leuban. My name is not Leuban! It is Reuben!
I do. I do.
I do. I do.
I don't I don't have a plan. Yes, you do!
I don't I don't have a plan. Yes, you do!
I don't care that you that you don't know how to dance.
I don't care that you that you don't know how to dance.
I don't even know where that yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi thing came from. It was just awesome.
I don't even know where that yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi thing came from. It was just awesome.
I don't know if I can do that. What the hell is wrong with you? Get your ass over here!
I don't know if I can do that. What the hell is wrong with you? Get your ass over here!
I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and a little shit came out.
I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and a little shit came out.
I don't know what you're talking about. A BASE jump. A free fall from an inanimate object.
I don't know what you're talking about. A BASE jump. A free fall from an inanimate object.
I don't know why you're making this into such a big deal.
I don't know why you're making this into such a big deal.
I don't know, I was thinking about maybe dropping by tomorrow.
I don't know, I was thinking about maybe dropping by tomorrow.
I don't know, Lisa.
I don't know, Lisa.
I don't know, Lisa. Let me think about it.
I don't know, Lisa. Let me think about it.
I don't know. I mean, Lisa thought they looked nice.
I don't know. I mean, Lisa thought they looked nice.
I don't live my life that way. Is your lack of a plan that different than my plan?
I don't live my life that way. Is your lack of a plan that different than my plan?
I don't see how putting these two girls in the Riskmaster's gonna help you make up your mind.
I don't see how putting these two girls in the Riskmaster's gonna help you make up your mind.
I don't see what the big deal is. They make the bed look nice.
I don't see what the big deal is. They make the bed look nice.
I don't think that's who I really am.
I don't think that's who I really am.
I don't think you really wanna leave here.
I don't think you really wanna leave here.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't wanna get married.
I don't wanna get married.
I don't want anyone breaking a hip. Okay. Don't worry. I'm gonna take care of it.
I don't want anyone breaking a hip. Okay. Don't worry. I'm gonna take care of it.
I don't want freedom, Sandy! I want to be married!
I don't want freedom, Sandy! I want to be married!
I don't want you to go away, Polly.
I don't want you to go away, Polly.
I don't want you to go. I'm just gonna You gotta talk about it.
I don't want you to go. I'm just gonna You gotta talk about it.
I don't. Huh. Interesting.
I don't. Huh. Interesting.
I feel like this could be one of those...
I feel like this could be one of those...
I feel like this could be one of those...
I feel like this could be one of those...
I figured it out. It's 56 minutes a week. That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on and off a stupid bed!
I figured it out. It's 56 minutes a week. That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on and off a stupid bed!
I gave him a good price. Yeah, not good enough.
I gave him a good price. Yeah, not good enough.
I gave him a good price. Yeah, not good enough.
I gave him a good price. Yeah, not good enough.
I got him in Sicily at a flea market years ago.
I got him in Sicily at a flea market years ago.
I got to check my schedule. All right, well, how about I'll give you my card.
I got to check my schedule. All right, well, how about I'll give you my card.
I gotta tell you, I'm really excited about this. Really.
I gotta tell you, I'm really excited about this. Really.
I guess 'cause I hadn't seen you for so long and Oh, it's so okay.
I guess 'cause I hadn't seen you for so long and Oh, it's so okay.
I guess I did manage to pass a few resolutions.
I guess I did manage to pass a few resolutions.
I guess I was wrong.
I guess I was wrong.
I had a mother who made me afraid of everything.
I had a mother who made me afraid of everything.
I hate spicy food. I knew it!
I hate spicy food. I knew it!
I have a little crick in my wrist. You just felt that little
I have a little crick in my wrist. You just felt that little
I have, um I have no interest...
I have, um I have no interest...
I haven't been to a party by myself in a long time.
I haven't been to a party by myself in a long time.
I heard about your honeymoon.
I heard about your honeymoon.
I hired Dustin and Vic myself.
I hired Dustin and Vic myself.
I hope he doesn't have to buy that now.
I hope he doesn't have to buy that now.
I just bought this house. I move in next month.
I just bought this house. I move in next month.
I just can't believe she came back.
I just can't believe she came back.
I just don't understand the point.
I just don't understand the point.
I just gotta find my keys here. Oh, shoot.
I just gotta find my keys here. Oh, shoot.
I just have to go pee. Okay.
I just have to go pee. Okay.
I just need a little bit of water.
I just need a little bit of water.
I just sharted. Now let's go.
I just sharted. Now let's go.
I just wanna make sure I'm making the right decision.
I just wanna make sure I'm making the right decision.
I just wanna take you to dinner...
I just wanna take you to dinner...
I just, um I was embarrassed, and I...
I just, um I was embarrassed, and I...
I kinda get stir crazy if I'm stuck in one place for too long, you know what I mean?
I kinda get stir crazy if I'm stuck in one place for too long, you know what I mean?
I knew that girl was a slut the second I met her.
I knew that girl was a slut the second I met her.
I know it's your song, but I felt something, and I decided to go with it.
I know it's your song, but I felt something, and I decided to go with it.
I know, but Polly.
I know, but Polly.
I know, but you know how I am about boats, and I'm feeling a little queasy.
I know, but you know how I am about boats, and I'm feeling a little queasy.
I know, I know. Okay.
I know, I know. Okay.
I like to give her a little spankin'.
I like to give her a little spankin'.
I like to live life on the edge.
I like to live life on the edge.
I lost my shoe! Look at this place!
I lost my shoe! Look at this place!
I love you, Reuben.
I love you, Reuben.
I love you. I love you too.
I love you. I love you too.
I love you.! I love you!
I love you.! I love you!
I mean Ohh!
I mean Ohh!
I mean, I just wish they wouldn't surround me with a bunch of amateurs.
I mean, I just wish they wouldn't surround me with a bunch of amateurs.
I mean, I might not even be there.
I mean, I might not even be there.
I mean, I thought I thought you were really happy with Claude.
I mean, I thought I thought you were really happy with Claude.
I mean, like, you really convey...
I mean, like, you really convey...
I mean, my goddamn wife shows up on my doorstep...
I mean, my goddamn wife shows up on my doorstep...
I mean, people wonder why they get E. coli poisoning or salmonella or hepatitis,
I mean, people wonder why they get E. coli poisoning or salmonella or hepatitis,
I mean, we'rejust kind of Hi, I'm Polly.
I mean, we'rejust kind of Hi, I'm Polly.
I mean, what kind of cold, heartless bitch...
I mean, what kind of cold, heartless bitch...
I mean, you were a senior delegate at the Model U.N., Polly.
I mean, you were a senior delegate at the Model U.N., Polly.
I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer...
I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer...
I need this kid fresh when he gets back.
I need this kid fresh when he gets back.
I only take the calculated ones. Trust me, I plan on being round for ages yet.
I only take the calculated ones. Trust me, I plan on being round for ages yet.
I promise you I take care of Lisa as if she were my own flesh and blood.
I promise you I take care of Lisa as if she were my own flesh and blood.
I really feel like I ran into Polly for a reason.
I really feel like I ran into Polly for a reason.
I recognized you from the Forbes cover.
I recognized you from the Forbes cover.
I see you two are new to the island. I want to come have a meet
I see you two are new to the island. I want to come have a meet
I shouldn't have asked you to come down here.
I shouldn't have asked you to come down here.
I show you the coral reef,
I show you the coral reef,
I spend getting throw pillows on and off the bed? How many?
I spend getting throw pillows on and off the bed? How many?
I tell ya, I think I might end up marrying this woman.
I tell ya, I think I might end up marrying this woman.
I think I might have fractured me coccyx.
I think I might have fractured me coccyx.
I think I might take off. Really?
I think I might take off. Really?
I think I need a little time just to figure things out.
I think I need a little time just to figure things out.
I think it could help. need the stupid key finder!
I think it could help. need the stupid key finder!
I thought so. Impressive presentation. He's insured.
I thought so. Impressive presentation. He's insured.
I thought you died, like, 15 years ago.
I thought you died, like, 15 years ago.
I told you I'm not getting back together with her. Okay.
I told you I'm not getting back together with her. Okay.
I walked in on her, on Lisa,
I walked in on her, on Lisa,
I want this Van Lew thing settled by the time I get back. All right?
I want this Van Lew thing settled by the time I get back. All right?
I want you to stay away from Polly, all right?
I want you to stay away from Polly, all right?
I was barely famous back then, and I'm never gonna be famous again.
I was barely famous back then, and I'm never gonna be famous again.
I was gonna ask you to move in with me first.
I was gonna ask you to move in with me first.
I was just Do you hear that? Really?
I was just Do you hear that? Really?
I was told that you had more imagination...
I was told that you had more imagination...
I was worried that you'd been through hell and back with that whore wife of yours.
I was worried that you'd been through hell and back with that whore wife of yours.
I will sit at your feet, and I will serve you for all of eternity.
I will sit at your feet, and I will serve you for all of eternity.
I would've never Oh, really, you know what, that's okay.
I would've never Oh, really, you know what, that's okay.
I wouldn't be seeing you if I was planning It's cool, you know?
I wouldn't be seeing you if I was planning It's cool, you know?
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa,
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa,
I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that.
I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that.
I'll adopt a Somalian kid, or I'll work in Calcutta, or I'll
I'll adopt a Somalian kid, or I'll work in Calcutta, or I'll
I'll be out in a sec. All right.
I'll be out in a sec. All right.
I'll be playing Jesus as well.
I'll be playing Jesus as well.
I'll be right by your side the whole time.
I'll be right by your side the whole time.
I'll take you for a bit of a sail, give you a chance to really get to know me.
I'll take you for a bit of a sail, give you a chance to really get to know me.
I'm actually headlining a new revival of Jesus Christ Superstar.
I'm actually headlining a new revival of Jesus Christ Superstar.
I'm appreciating the art.
I'm appreciating the art.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm going into the house, remember? The house that I bought for us to live in.
I'm going into the house, remember? The house that I bought for us to live in.
I'm going to Barbados with my mistress for the weekend.
I'm going to Barbados with my mistress for the weekend.
I'm gonna ask this nice Native American man to get us a bigger table.
I'm gonna ask this nice Native American man to get us a bigger table.
I'm gonna be in Nantucket at the end of the month.
I'm gonna be in Nantucket at the end of the month.
I'm gonna go run some errands in town.
I'm gonna go run some errands in town.
I'm gonna make this really, uh, easy for you, Reuben.
I'm gonna make this really, uh, easy for you, Reuben.
I'm gonna vomit.
I'm gonna vomit.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm homosexual. My boyfriend Hector, he plays the keyboards in the house band.
I'm homosexual. My boyfriend Hector, he plays the keyboards in the house band.
I'm just calling to say that, um, I'm free tomorrow night if you want to get together.
I'm just calling to say that, um, I'm free tomorrow night if you want to get together.
I'm just gonna do a bit of a BASE jump.
I'm just gonna do a bit of a BASE jump.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm just not into this whole dirty dancing thing.
I'm just not into this whole dirty dancing thing.
I'm like the unofficial scuba king of St. Barts,
I'm like the unofficial scuba king of St. Barts,
I'm not a virgin, Sandy.
I'm not a virgin, Sandy.
I'm not being neurotic. No.
I'm not being neurotic. No.
I'm not familiar with that story.
I'm not familiar with that story.
I'm not getting back together with you.
I'm not getting back together with you.
I'm not looking for cute guys.
I'm not looking for cute guys.
I'm not really big on the whole, um, long term commitment thing.
I'm not really big on the whole, um, long term commitment thing.
I'm playing Jesus. That's my song.
I'm playing Jesus. That's my song.
I'm so sorry, Reuben. Oh. Thanks.
I'm so sorry, Reuben. Oh. Thanks.
I'm trying to make sense out of what the hell she did.
I'm trying to make sense out of what the hell she did.
I'm, uh, glad I saw that.
I'm, uh, glad I saw that.
I've been doing a lot of stage acting. Getting back to my roots.
I've been doing a lot of stage acting. Getting back to my roots.
I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones,
I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones,
I've been living my life, okay?
I've been living my life, okay?
I've been waiting for this day my entire life.
I've been waiting for this day my entire life.
Iceman!
Iceman!
If she chose an ethnic restaurant, you're gonna be running to the bathroom every five seconds.
If she chose an ethnic restaurant, you're gonna be running to the bathroom every five seconds.
If you wanna get back together with her,just let me know.
If you wanna get back together with her,just let me know.
If you're calling for
If you're calling for
If you're not gonna enjoy the ride.
If you're not gonna enjoy the ride.
In addition to playing the role ofJudas,
In addition to playing the role ofJudas,
In this whole meshugas we call the insurance business.
In this whole meshugas we call the insurance business.
In truth, uh,
In truth, uh,
Indursky and Sons, how may I help you?
Indursky and Sons, how may I help you?
Interesting. What's it say?
Interesting. What's it say?
Irritable bowel syndrome.
Irritable bowel syndrome.
Irving and Vivian Feffer. Polly, it's so good meeting you.
Irving and Vivian Feffer. Polly, it's so good meeting you.
Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man...
Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man...
Is the best risk assessment expert...
Is the best risk assessment expert...
Is this the service elevator?
Is this the service elevator?
Isn't this exciting? It is. It's fun.
Isn't this exciting? It is. It's fun.
It has been a little bit tough noogies for me.
It has been a little bit tough noogies for me.
It is, Reuben. That's okay.
It is, Reuben. That's okay.
It was only a flesh wound.
It was only a flesh wound.
It was perfect, but just a little pricey.
It was perfect, but just a little pricey.
It'd be great to catch up on stuff and all that. I just
It'd be great to catch up on stuff and all that. I just
It's a bit too late, papi. She's leaving town in about two hours.
It's a bit too late, papi. She's leaving town in about two hours.
It's about the ride, for Christ's sake.
It's about the ride, for Christ's sake.
It's always the same story with you, huh, pal?
It's always the same story with you, huh, pal?
It's an absolute hot zone in there.
It's an absolute hot zone in there.
It's an art opening for this Dutch guy,Jost.
It's an art opening for this Dutch guy,Jost.
It's cool. I'm playing dual roles.
It's cool. I'm playing dual roles.
It's gonna be huge. Wow. That's cool.
It's gonna be huge. Wow. That's cool.
It's good to see you again. Good bye, Polly.
It's good to see you again. Good bye, Polly.
It's just It's very graphic for a children's book.
It's just It's very graphic for a children's book.
It's just so great to see all these people, friends and family and
It's just so great to see all these people, friends and family and
It's like I feel weird going away for the weekend when your wife's just come back into town.
It's like I feel weird going away for the weekend when your wife's just come back into town.
It's like the story of the hippo.
It's like the story of the hippo.
It's not about what happened in the past...
It's not about what happened in the past...
It's not ridiculous.
It's not ridiculous.
It's okay now, but I think it might You know how it gets, you know? So why don't you go?
It's okay now, but I think it might You know how it gets, you know? So why don't you go?
It's one of the most dangerous activities a human being can do.
It's one of the most dangerous activities a human being can do.
It's probably off the market anyway.
It's probably off the market anyway.
It's the heli skiing,
It's the heli skiing,
It's the key finder, isn't it? No, it's so not the key finder.
It's the key finder, isn't it? No, it's so not the key finder.
Jesus Christ. They want to take the company public,
Jesus Christ. They want to take the company public,
Jorgé, ice. The best man went down.
Jorgé, ice. The best man went down.
Judas is biting me.!
Judas is biting me.!
Judas. All right, look. Here's the deal. I'm the star of the show, okay?
Judas. All right, look. Here's the deal. I'm the star of the show, okay?
Just It's not gonna work out.
Just It's not gonna work out.
Just give me a call on my cell phone, all right?
Just give me a call on my cell phone, all right?
Just kidding.! Oh.!
Just kidding.! Oh.!
Just pray to God she doesn't go ethnic.
Just pray to God she doesn't go ethnic.
Just put it behind you. Speaking of which,
Just put it behind you. Speaking of which,
Just terrible.
Just terrible.
Just what were you thinking?
Just what were you thinking?
Knock, knock!
Knock, knock!
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
Leave me a message, or call back, or not.
Leave me a message, or call back, or not.
Leland to Feffer, Leland to Feffer. You there, mate?
Leland to Feffer, Leland to Feffer. You there, mate?
Leland Van Lew. ' Ooh.! BASE jumping.!
Leland Van Lew. ' Ooh.! BASE jumping.!
Leland Van Lew's office. This is Deborah.
Leland Van Lew's office. This is Deborah.
Leland, I mean, it's not just the BASE jumping.
Leland, I mean, it's not just the BASE jumping.
Leland's blood pressure is pretty solid.
Leland's blood pressure is pretty solid.
Let it rain!
Let it rain!
Let it rain! I feel like I might be ready to move on.
Let it rain! I feel like I might be ready to move on.
Let it rain.!
Let it rain.!
Let's go get married. Okay.
Let's go get married. Okay.
Let's hear it for him.
Let's hear it for him.
Let's not bullcrap each other.
Let's not bullcrap each other.
Let's see, Austin, Istanbul, Sri Lanka, Portland,
Let's see, Austin, Istanbul, Sri Lanka, Portland,
Let's see. Recently renovated colonial in Montclair, three bedroom.
Let's see. Recently renovated colonial in Montclair, three bedroom.
Leuban, look to me in my eyeball.
Leuban, look to me in my eyeball.
Leuban, this is not the way!
Leuban, this is not the way!
Life insurance. Bingo was his name.
Life insurance. Bingo was his name.
Lisa came back, and I, you know, I've been trying to figure things out.
Lisa came back, and I, you know, I've been trying to figure things out.
Lisa, she she broke my heart.
Lisa, she she broke my heart.
Lisa! Claude! #Sojam by my side #
Lisa! Claude! #Sojam by my side #
Lisa?
Lisa?
Lisa.! who showed me an apartment,
Lisa.! who showed me an apartment,
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Look at her.
Look at her.
Look, I made a mistake, all right? I should've never put you in the Riskmaster.
Look, I made a mistake, all right? I should've never put you in the Riskmaster.
Look, I need you to do something for me that's really, really important.
Look, I need you to do something for me that's really, really important.
Look, Reuben. Yeah.
Look, Reuben. Yeah.
Look, we had a scuba, we talk about life, we drink some white wine.
Look, we had a scuba, we talk about life, we drink some white wine.
Look, you can forget it. I'm not going to a party.
Look, you can forget it. I'm not going to a party.
Man, I saw that movie in high school.
Man, I saw that movie in high school.
Mathletes don't wear body art like that. 'Nuff said. Ball in!
Mathletes don't wear body art like that. 'Nuff said. Ball in!
Maybe a little extra bonus for you, help you with those house payments.
Maybe a little extra bonus for you, help you with those house payments.
Maybe you were right. Maybe this is just a fling.
Maybe you were right. Maybe this is just a fling.
Mazel Tov!
Mazel Tov!
Mazel tov.!
Mazel tov.!
Might be a lot of dough in it for us,
Might be a lot of dough in it for us,
Mm hmm. I'm good. Absolutely sure?
Mm hmm. I'm good. Absolutely sure?
Mm hmm. Why? Are you coming out of a bad relationship or
Mm hmm. Why? Are you coming out of a bad relationship or
Mm mmm. Are you sure?
Mm mmm. Are you sure?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mom, we went to middle school together. We were both delegates in the Model U.N.
Mom, we went to middle school together. We were both delegates in the Model U.N.
Motocross racing bastard die?
Motocross racing bastard die?
Move into your house, and move on with your life.
Move into your house, and move on with your life.
My life's working out just like I planned.
My life's working out just like I planned.
My... wife.
My... wife.
No point. They're stupid. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
No point. They're stupid. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
No way. You should just cut your losses and get back with Lisa.
No way. You should just cut your losses and get back with Lisa.
No worries. Reuben Feffer.
No worries. Reuben Feffer.
No, I don't, Mom.
No, I don't, Mom.
No, I thought I'd give it one last try. Hey,Javi.
No, I thought I'd give it one last try. Hey,Javi.
No, I'm kinda coming out of like eight bad relationships.
No, I'm kinda coming out of like eight bad relationships.
No, I'm not planning on getting back together with her.
No, I'm not planning on getting back together with her.
No, I'm not. I'm single. Yeah, I haven't taken the plunge.
No, I'm not. I'm single. Yeah, I haven't taken the plunge.
No, Lisa.
No, Lisa.
No, my friend Sandy Lyle is in the show.
No, my friend Sandy Lyle is in the show.
No, no, they're... decorative.
No, no, they're... decorative.
No, no. I'm a waitress.
No, no. I'm a waitress.
No, no. I'm good. But if the right person came along, things might be different, right?
No, no. I'm good. But if the right person came along, things might be different, right?
No, not technically, but times have changed since you were last single.
No, not technically, but times have changed since you were last single.
No, of course not. I'm just
No, of course not. I'm just
No, really.
No, really.
No, remember? You were the person who broke Oh, my God!
No, remember? You were the person who broke Oh, my God!
No, they're just not where I left them before.
No, they're just not where I left them before.
No,yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No,yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No! I don't No.
No! I don't No.
No! No, that's not all right. Polly, can I call you back in a second?
No! No, that's not all right. Polly, can I call you back in a second?
No! No!
No! No!
No! That'd be great. Okay, good. So you're actually gonna commit to something in advance.
No! That'd be great. Okay, good. So you're actually gonna commit to something in advance.
No! You've been wanting to try this. I want you to go, okay?
No! You've been wanting to try this. I want you to go, okay?
No? No.
No? No.
No. Can we stay a couple more minutes? Dude, no.
No. Can we stay a couple more minutes? Dude, no.
No. Got it.
No. Got it.
No. I can't
No. I can't
No. I've been here about four months. Uh huh.
No. I've been here about four months. Uh huh.
No. It'll be fun. I'll pick you up like at 4:00, all right?
No. It'll be fun. I'll pick you up like at 4:00, all right?
No. Oh, no. N No.
No. Oh, no. N No.
No. You don't eat mixed nuts at a bar. Everybody knows that.
No. You don't eat mixed nuts at a bar. Everybody knows that.
No.! Yahoo!
No.! Yahoo!
Not anymore. You know how many minutes a day...
Not anymore. You know how many minutes a day...
Now you look like a pro racquetballer. How's that shirt fit, all right?
Now you look like a pro racquetballer. How's that shirt fit, all right?
Now, he's dealing with a personal situation, so he asked me to fill in.
Now, he's dealing with a personal situation, so he asked me to fill in.
Now, how do you kids know each other? I told you.
Now, how do you kids know each other? I told you.
Now, I'm asking you this because you're my oldest friend in the world.
Now, I'm asking you this because you're my oldest friend in the world.
Now, listen, when I'm making out with a girl for the first time,
Now, listen, when I'm making out with a girl for the first time,
Now, Reub's not the sort of fellow to brag about his own success,
Now, Reub's not the sort of fellow to brag about his own success,
Now, you gotta relax. I'm a professional actor,
Now, you gotta relax. I'm a professional actor,
Occupied. I'm gonna be here all night, dude.
Occupied. I'm gonna be here all night, dude.
Of course.
Of course.
Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows.
Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows.
Oh, and, Lisa, don't tire him out too bad on the honeymoon.
Oh, and, Lisa, don't tire him out too bad on the honeymoon.
Oh, come on. It's a little more serious than that.
Oh, come on. It's a little more serious than that.
Oh, come on. You know what? It's easier than it looks.
Oh, come on. You know what? It's easier than it looks.
Oh, damn!
Oh, damn!
Oh, dear Lord.
Oh, dear Lord.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. That's terrible.
Oh, God. That's terrible.
Oh, hey, Polly! How's it going? Good.
Oh, hey, Polly! How's it going? Good.
Oh, I'm hugging. Oh, I love you so much. 'Liar.!
Oh, I'm hugging. Oh, I love you so much. 'Liar.!
Oh, it's so pretty! It's beautiful.
Oh, it's so pretty! It's beautiful.
Oh, look at that. You got me a new loofah.
Oh, look at that. You got me a new loofah.
Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.
Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Oh, my God! I don't believe this!
Oh, my God! I don't believe this!
Oh, my God! I think I know that guy.
Oh, my God! I think I know that guy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I cannot believe it is you. This is Polly.
Oh, my God. I cannot believe it is you. This is Polly.
Oh, my God. Rodolfo's in your toiletry kit.! Did you know that?
Oh, my God. Rodolfo's in your toiletry kit.! Did you know that?
Oh, my God. You expect me to move to the suburbs with you?
Oh, my God. You expect me to move to the suburbs with you?
Oh, my God. You're right.
Oh, my God. You're right.
Oh, my goodness.!
Oh, my goodness.!
Oh, my stars and stripe. Leuban!
Oh, my stars and stripe. Leuban!
Oh, no, I'm okay. I don't think I have my sea legs yet.
Oh, no, I'm okay. I don't think I have my sea legs yet.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're just, uh We're just hangin' out.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're just, uh We're just hangin' out.
Oh, no, no. You know what? I should probably just check my schedule, see if I can even do it.
Oh, no, no. You know what? I should probably just check my schedule, see if I can even do it.
Oh, no! No, no. You can't be done yet.
Oh, no! No, no. You can't be done yet.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Oh, no. Yeah. Hi.
Oh, no. Yeah. Hi.
Oh, no. Your stomach's acting funny?
Oh, no. Your stomach's acting funny?
Oh, of course. What I'm trying to determine are the kinds of risks you actually do take.
Oh, of course. What I'm trying to determine are the kinds of risks you actually do take.
Oh, okay. Okay. Then let mejust ask you this.
Oh, okay. Okay. Then let mejust ask you this.
Oh, Reuben, that's really thank you really sweet.
Oh, Reuben, that's really thank you really sweet.
Oh, right, right. That's right.
Oh, right, right. That's right.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, sure,yeah. Oh, actually, that's not the bathroom.
Oh, sure,yeah. Oh, actually, that's not the bathroom.
Oh, sure. Mr. Phifer, right? Feffer.
Oh, sure. Mr. Phifer, right? Feffer.
Oh, thanks. And all the candles have been replaced...
Oh, thanks. And all the candles have been replaced...
Oh, that's a mistake! She's not right for you, dude.
Oh, that's a mistake! She's not right for you, dude.
Oh, trust me, that is so far beyond common sense, Reuben.
Oh, trust me, that is so far beyond common sense, Reuben.
Oh, very nice. Reu, you'll never guess who I ran into yesterday.
Oh, very nice. Reu, you'll never guess who I ran into yesterday.
Oh, we gotta go do that. I've never been to Nantucket. You wanna come?
Oh, we gotta go do that. I've never been to Nantucket. You wanna come?
Oh, what are you doing here?
Oh, what are you doing here?
Oh, wow. This is great. It's so cozy.
Oh, wow. This is great. It's so cozy.
Oh, wow. This is incredible.
Oh, wow. This is incredible.
Oh, yeah, completely.
Oh, yeah, completely.
Oh, yeah? Like where? Oh, God, where?
Oh, yeah? Like where? Oh, God, where?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, I'm not I'm not sure.
Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, I'm not I'm not sure.
Oh, you doing some shopping? Oh. Yeah.
Oh, you doing some shopping? Oh. Yeah.
Oh, you don't you don't sleep on these?
Oh, you don't you don't sleep on these?
Oh, you still work in government, honey?
Oh, you still work in government, honey?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Holy shit! I didn't like that loofah.
Oh! Holy shit! I didn't like that loofah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Hey. So, how's the house?
Oh. Hey. So, how's the house?
Oh. I see. Yeah.
Oh. I see. Yeah.
Oh. Sweet.
Oh. Sweet.
Oh. Thank you. Yeah. You never know.
Oh. Thank you. Yeah. You never know.
Oh. Thanks.
Oh. Thanks.
Oh.! This is amazing.! Hey, Leland!
Oh.! This is amazing.! Hey, Leland!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh! I don't believe this.
Ohh! I don't believe this.
Okay, great.
Okay, great.
Okay, great. And can I get the address as well?
Okay, great. And can I get the address as well?
Okay, I don't really understand what you are talking about,
Okay, I don't really understand what you are talking about,
Okay, it's just I'm just really, truthfully not the kind of guy...
Okay, it's just I'm just really, truthfully not the kind of guy...
Okay, let me do the worrying 'cause you gotta get married. Right.
Okay, let me do the worrying 'cause you gotta get married. Right.
Okay, Reuben, you know, then tell me, what kind of guy are ya?
Okay, Reuben, you know, then tell me, what kind of guy are ya?
Okay, so, um, I'll see you later... or not. I mean either way.
Okay, so, um, I'll see you later... or not. I mean either way.
Okay, take your time.
Okay, take your time.
Okay, well
Okay, well
Okay, well, big deal, Reuben. My dad had a whole second family.
Okay, well, big deal, Reuben. My dad had a whole second family.
Okay, yeah, I am. I think that would be really fun.
Okay, yeah, I am. I think that would be really fun.
Okay? I found the perfect woman.
Okay? I found the perfect woman.
Okay. I just wanted to tell you I got your message, and you know what?
Okay. I just wanted to tell you I got your message, and you know what?
Okay. Let's say, uh,
Okay. Let's say, uh,
Okay. Okay. Solid!
Okay. Okay. Solid!
Okay. Really?
Okay. Really?
Okay. See ya. All right. Bye, Polly.
Okay. See ya. All right. Bye, Polly.
Okay. Solid. Okay.
Okay. Solid. Okay.
Old school!
Old school!
On average, only one out of every six people wash their hands when they go to the bathroom.
On average, only one out of every six people wash their hands when they go to the bathroom.
On paper, Van Lew is one of the riskiest sons ofbitches alive.
On paper, Van Lew is one of the riskiest sons ofbitches alive.
On your Riskmaster thingy and Okay, you know what?
On your Riskmaster thingy and Okay, you know what?
One, two, three and
One, two, three and
Ooh la la.! Ooh la la.!
Ooh la la.! Ooh la la.!
Or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate.
Or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate.
Or take a lap around the
Or take a lap around the
Or what you think might happen in the future.
Or what you think might happen in the future.
Or will this BASE jumping,
Or will this BASE jumping,
Out of place, embarrassed...
Out of place, embarrassed...
Ow!
Ow!
People do that all the time. They have kids, they they they make plans,
People do that all the time. They have kids, they they they make plans,
Pick and roll! Pick and roll! Outlet! Outlet!
Pick and roll! Pick and roll! Outlet! Outlet!
Please,just make the water
Please,just make the water
Polly I am. 'Cause you know what?
Polly I am. 'Cause you know what?
Polly Feffer.
Polly Feffer.
Polly Prince Feffer.
Polly Prince Feffer.
Polly Prince.
Polly Prince.
Polly, can you hang on a second? Just hang on one second. No, I kinda have to go.
Polly, can you hang on a second? Just hang on one second. No, I kinda have to go.
Polly, would you let me explain this? Uh huh.
Polly, would you let me explain this? Uh huh.
Polly?
Polly?
Polly? Focus for one second, okay? I'm sorry.
Polly? Focus for one second, okay? I'm sorry.
Polly? Yeah.
Polly? Yeah.
Polly.
Polly.
Prince with a P.
Prince with a P.
Rain dance! Sandy, come on.
Rain dance! Sandy, come on.
Raindrop!
Raindrop!
Really? After one night?
Really? After one night?
Really? Have you done it? Yeah.
Really? Have you done it? Yeah.
Really? I thought you hated dirty dancing clubs.
Really? I thought you hated dirty dancing clubs.
Really? It's only 3:00. It's a crime to beat the dinner crowds?
Really? It's only 3:00. It's a crime to beat the dinner crowds?
Really? So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger...
Really? So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger...
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? You know, I heard that from a few people.
Really? You know, I heard that from a few people.
Really. I mean, I'm sorry if you don't agree, Sandy,
Really. I mean, I'm sorry if you don't agree, Sandy,
Receive fifty million dollars in life and health...
Receive fifty million dollars in life and health...
Relax, Mom. I'm not promising anything. It's very exciting.
Relax, Mom. I'm not promising anything. It's very exciting.
Relax. I'm your wingman.
Relax. I'm your wingman.
Reub, come on in here. I want to spitball something with you.
Reub, come on in here. I want to spitball something with you.
Reuben I missed you too, but I mean, come on!
Reuben I missed you too, but I mean, come on!
Reuben Feffer, senior risk assessment analysist. Right.
Reuben Feffer, senior risk assessment analysist. Right.
Reuben Feffer, Stan...
Reuben Feffer, Stan...
Reuben Feffer.
Reuben Feffer.
Reuben Feffer. Hey, Reuben, it's Polly Prince.
Reuben Feffer. Hey, Reuben, it's Polly Prince.
Reuben, are you insane? Whoa! Why is that so crazy?
Reuben, are you insane? Whoa! Why is that so crazy?
Reuben, I came to you for a reason.
Reuben, I came to you for a reason.
Reuben, I'm in shock. I mean, you just you don't you don't do things like that.
Reuben, I'm in shock. I mean, you just you don't you don't do things like that.
Reuben, I'm really I'm not upset. But when did this happen?
Reuben, I'm really I'm not upset. But when did this happen?
Reuben, I'm your wingman.
Reuben, I'm your wingman.
Reuben, it's too late. I have to be on a plane in, like, 45 minutes.
Reuben, it's too late. I have to be on a plane in, like, 45 minutes.
Reuben, itjust it happened.
Reuben, itjust it happened.
Reuben, Lisa, let me just say...
Reuben, Lisa, let me just say...
Reuben, no. You called eight hotels. They all said that this guy was the best.
Reuben, no. You called eight hotels. They all said that this guy was the best.
Reuben, you are a nice, safe, conventional guy.
Reuben, you are a nice, safe, conventional guy.
Reuben?
Reuben?
Reuben? Hey.!
Reuben? Hey.!
Reuben. Two minute warning. Lisa's on her way down. Okay, thanks.
Reuben. Two minute warning. Lisa's on her way down. Okay, thanks.
Reuby Tuesday.! Hey!Javi!
Reuby Tuesday.! Hey!Javi!
Right. No, and and I think it's brilliant, by the way. Seriously. Uh huh.
Right. No, and and I think it's brilliant, by the way. Seriously. Uh huh.
Right. That's why it's not gonna work out between us.
Right. That's why it's not gonna work out between us.
Risky. She's writing a children's book where kids get maimed.
Risky. She's writing a children's book where kids get maimed.
Rodolfo, wait.!
Rodolfo, wait.!
Sandy, do you want us over here? Put it over by the table.
Sandy, do you want us over here? Put it over by the table.
Sandy, that's so That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Sandy, that's so That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Sandy, there's not a doubt in my mind.
Sandy, there's not a doubt in my mind.
Sandy!
Sandy!
Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy! White chocolate!
Sandy! White chocolate!
Sandy?
Sandy?
Shark diving, volcano luging,
Shark diving, volcano luging,
She That's No. She just doesn't like the phrasing.
She That's No. She just doesn't like the phrasing.
She asked me to come upstairs. I mean, what should I have done?
She asked me to come upstairs. I mean, what should I have done?
She does that with, uh, bread, wine bottles and
She does that with, uh, bread, wine bottles and
She doesn't even call herself your girlfriend.
She doesn't even call herself your girlfriend.
She left the address on my machine.
She left the address on my machine.
She needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do.
She needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do.
She said good bye. That's it.
She said good bye. That's it.
She was in the chess club. She was a mathlete.
She was in the chess club. She was a mathlete.
She was upset, bro. Must've been some kind of fight, huh?
She was upset, bro. Must've been some kind of fight, huh?
She's a killer. No, seriously, um
She's a killer. No, seriously, um
She's a killer.!
She's a killer.!
Shoot. What's wrong? You lose your keys again?
Shoot. What's wrong? You lose your keys again?
Should I set something up for then? Okay, you know what, Deborah? Could you hang on one second, please?
Should I set something up for then? Okay, you know what, Deborah? Could you hang on one second, please?
Should I, um Should I pick a restaurant or
Should I, um Should I pick a restaurant or
Since we've been together, I've felt more uncomfortable,
Since we've been together, I've felt more uncomfortable,
Smile, Grandma.
Smile, Grandma.
So are you coming or not? I'm coming.
So are you coming or not? I'm coming.
So are you coming or not? I'm coming.
So are you coming or not? I'm coming.
So at certain point, he look himself in the mirror, and hejust say,
So at certain point, he look himself in the mirror, and hejust say,
So be careful 'cause scuba can be very dangerous if the proper precautions aren't taken.
So be careful 'cause scuba can be very dangerous if the proper precautions aren't taken.
So here's what I think your new plan should be.
So here's what I think your new plan should be.
So how do you know what it's like?
So how do you know what it's like?
So I did that star 69 thingy, and I swore I got your answering machine.
So I did that star 69 thingy, and I swore I got your answering machine.
So I know we haven't been seeing each other that long,
So I know we haven't been seeing each other that long,
So I put all the risks and rewards into the program, Okay. Right.
So I put all the risks and rewards into the program, Okay. Right.
So I see you gang are new to the island. I want to come have a meet with you, show you my boat.
So I see you gang are new to the island. I want to come have a meet with you, show you my boat.
So I'm going on a date with Polly.
So I'm going on a date with Polly.
So I'm going to do it for him.
So I'm going to do it for him.
So I'm just gonna go. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to go.
So I'm just gonna go. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to go.
So I've been throwing up a lot lately.
So I've been throwing up a lot lately.
So if I decide to bust out a solo, do me a favor and give me the freedom to rock out.
So if I decide to bust out a solo, do me a favor and give me the freedom to rock out.
So if you are for scuba, I take you out on the boat,
So if you are for scuba, I take you out on the boat,
So is there gonna be a little boat that comes over Alley oop.
So is there gonna be a little boat that comes over Alley oop.
So it's a long shot,
So it's a long shot,
So maybe, I don't know, the phone lines got crossed or something.
So maybe, I don't know, the phone lines got crossed or something.
So that should clear up a lot of your questions.
So that should clear up a lot of your questions.
So the play's going well?
So the play's going well?
So they're really doing one of those shows about your life?
So they're really doing one of those shows about your life?
So what are we doing?
So what are we doing?
So what do we do? Do we, like, get a drink...
So what do we do? Do we, like, get a drink...
So when did you live in Morocco?
So when did you live in Morocco?
So when did you live in Morocco?
So when did you live in Morocco?
So whose party is this again?
So whose party is this again?
So you gotta promise me just this one time you won't screw it up.
So you gotta promise me just this one time you won't screw it up.
So you ready? Let's do it.
So you ready? Let's do it.
So, also, you know what else?
So, also, you know what else?
So, au revoir, my good friend. Okay. Hey.
So, au revoir, my good friend. Okay. Hey.
So, hey, guy. I got to go circulate.
So, hey, guy. I got to go circulate.
So, I am going to ask Polly Prince on a date.
So, I am going to ask Polly Prince on a date.
So, let me guess. You are here on honeymoon again? This is your beautiful bride?
So, let me guess. You are here on honeymoon again? This is your beautiful bride?
So, Reuby, we're gonna grab a bite after your work thingamajigy?
So, Reuby, we're gonna grab a bite after your work thingamajigy?
So, tell me true, are you guys for scuba?
So, tell me true, are you guys for scuba?
So, uh, what are we doing on the roof?
So, uh, what are we doing on the roof?
So, yeah. You know, you guys probably have a lot to talk about.
So, yeah. You know, you guys probably have a lot to talk about.
So, you know, think about it.
So, you know, think about it.
Something better than you even planned for.
Something better than you even planned for.
Something great might come along
Something great might come along
Sometime this week.
Sometime this week.
Sorry about your wife, Reuben.
Sorry about your wife, Reuben.
Sorry about your wife.
Sorry about your wife.
Sorry, sorry. That's okay. Just step on my feet a little less than that.
Sorry, sorry. That's okay. Just step on my feet a little less than that.
Stan, the man's career is on the line. I owe it to him to give him a thorough analysis.
Stan, the man's career is on the line. I owe it to him to give him a thorough analysis.
Still sounds like a charity boning. Hi. Thank you.
Still sounds like a charity boning. Hi. Thank you.
Sure, I take chances, but, hey, you can't build a successful business without the occasional risk.
Sure, I take chances, but, hey, you can't build a successful business without the occasional risk.
Sweep in with your mambo moves and your Erik Estrada look...
Sweep in with your mambo moves and your Erik Estrada look...
Sweetie, remember? We took a virtual tour of this one on the Internet.
Sweetie, remember? We took a virtual tour of this one on the Internet.
Swimming with who? Great white sharks. But don't worry.
Swimming with who? Great white sharks. But don't worry.
T. T.
T. T.
Tell her you're tired and shag ass out of there.
Tell her you're tired and shag ass out of there.
Than any of the other blokes in the big firms
Than any of the other blokes in the big firms
Thank you for everything, Claude.
Thank you for everything, Claude.
Thank you, Stanley.
Thank you, Stanley.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. All right.
Thank you. All right.
Thank you. Okay?
Thank you. Okay?
Thank you. We're rolling.
Thank you. We're rolling.
Thank you. You're very kind.
Thank you. You're very kind.
Thanks, Sandy. Whatever you need, I'm here for you, brother.
Thanks, Sandy. Whatever you need, I'm here for you, brother.
Thanks. Did you just move in or
Thanks. Did you just move in or
That bagpipe scene, that was the funniest shit, man.
That bagpipe scene, that was the funniest shit, man.
That I would insure your marriage any day of the week.
That I would insure your marriage any day of the week.
That is if you come. But you totally don't have to.
That is if you come. But you totally don't have to.
That is my boat there on the sandbar.
That is my boat there on the sandbar.
That is no biggie. I get you resort certified couple of hour.
That is no biggie. I get you resort certified couple of hour.
That is supposed to be so much fun. That should be on the rewards side.
That is supposed to be so much fun. That should be on the rewards side.
That on this day that I've been dreaming about for so long,
That on this day that I've been dreaming about for so long,
That sounds great, but we're not certified, so we're gonna have to pass.
That sounds great, but we're not certified, so we're gonna have to pass.
That you analyze the man and not just the numbers.
That you analyze the man and not just the numbers.
That's ever gonna be into these kind of clubs or any
That's ever gonna be into these kind of clubs or any
That's good. Hey, Dad, did you try this What is this stuff called?
That's good. Hey, Dad, did you try this What is this stuff called?
That's not good. Is he gonna be all right? Well, God willing, Leland.
That's not good. Is he gonna be all right? Well, God willing, Leland.
That's not it. He is a kind, decent, solid guy.
That's not it. He is a kind, decent, solid guy.
That's okay. Please. I wanna go. Bye, Lisa. Nice to meet you. I don't
That's okay. Please. I wanna go. Bye, Lisa. Nice to meet you. I don't
That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle.
That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle.
That's the best part. Let me see that. Listen, don't be shy.
That's the best part. Let me see that. Listen, don't be shy.
That's you, Reuben. You do that, right? That's what you do.
That's you, Reuben. You do that, right? That's what you do.
The big man's back. Hey.
The big man's back. Hey.
The E! Channel doesn't even know we're making this show.
The E! Channel doesn't even know we're making this show.
The hippopotamus, he is not born going, Cool bean, I am a hippo. No way,José.
The hippopotamus, he is not born going, Cool bean, I am a hippo. No way,José.
The meeting with Van Lew's board and the AFLAC people's moved to 4:00. 4:00?
The meeting with Van Lew's board and the AFLAC people's moved to 4:00. 4:00?
The pain and the fear, and I love the little doggy too.
The pain and the fear, and I love the little doggy too.
The place didn't sound ethnic.
The place didn't sound ethnic.
The woman got spooked.
The woman got spooked.
The woman I'm standing next to... is you.
The woman I'm standing next to... is you.
Then you take them off the bed every night, put 'em in a box, take them out of the box.
Then you take them off the bed every night, put 'em in a box, take them out of the box.
There's also a fax number. Right on.
There's also a fax number. Right on.
There's just one catch.
There's just one catch.
There's no point going through all this crap...
There's no point going through all this crap...
There's something you need to know.
There's something you need to know.
They get married, they buy houses. You know what, though?
They get married, they buy houses. You know what, though?
They serve no purpose. They're purely decorative.
They serve no purpose. They're purely decorative.
They were still wearing their flippers. Anyway
They were still wearing their flippers. Anyway
They're right there, I hear 'em.
They're right there, I hear 'em.
This is a fling, you know? Come on. What, did you think we were gonna get married?
This is a fling, you know? Come on. What, did you think we were gonna get married?
This is my wife, Lisa. Leuban, ' I am here all afternoon.
This is my wife, Lisa. Leuban, ' I am here all afternoon.
This is private property. Oh, yeah. No, I know.
This is private property. Oh, yeah. No, I know.
This is Rodolfo. He's a ferret.
This is Rodolfo. He's a ferret.
This is serious. I just sharted.
This is serious. I just sharted.
This is why you're the only one I can trust with these jobs.
This is why you're the only one I can trust with these jobs.
This place is a total secret. It is the best underground salsa club in New York.
This place is a total secret. It is the best underground salsa club in New York.
This was fun. Yes.
This was fun. Yes.
Those nuts have pee on them! It's common sense!
Those nuts have pee on them! It's common sense!
Time out. I'm burning. My lungs are burning.
Time out. I'm burning. My lungs are burning.
Time out. Time out. So why do you think Polly's so wrong for me?
Time out. Time out. So why do you think Polly's so wrong for me?
To be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be my lawfully wedded wife.
To confirm and then cancel and then confirm again.
To confirm and then cancel and then confirm again.
To tell you the truth, I've been waiting for this day my entire life.
To tell you the truth, I've been waiting for this day my entire life.
To the whole marriage thing? Oh, God, no. No way.
To the whole marriage thing? Oh, God, no. No way.
Truth is, no matter what happened on our honeymoon,
Truth is, no matter what happened on our honeymoon,
Try it. No!
Try it. No!
Twenty three percent of the guests are over 70.
Twenty three percent of the guests are over 70.
Two minutes 20, 19, 18, 17.
Two minutes 20, 19, 18, 17.
Two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago.
Uh
Uh
Uh huh. And I'm your wingman.
Uh huh. And I'm your wingman.
Uh, it's, uh, going great. Thank you.
Uh, it's, uh, going great. Thank you.
Uh, my name is Reuben.
Uh, my name is Reuben.
Uh, yeah, it's fine. You know, I was thinking maybe we can just sit and talk.
Uh, yeah, it's fine. You know, I was thinking maybe we can just sit and talk.
Uh, yes. I'm Polly... Prince.
Uh, yes. I'm Polly... Prince.
Um, but So, Sandy, you're good though? You're still acting?
Um, but So, Sandy, you're good though? You're still acting?
Um, I don't know if you have any plans tonight,
Um, I don't know if you have any plans tonight,
Um, Leland Van Lew. Yeah, yeah.
Um, Leland Van Lew. Yeah, yeah.
Um, let me see here.
Um, let me see here.
Um, no, I don't think so.
Um, no, I don't think so.
Um, what else? Look, the thing is,
Um, what else? Look, the thing is,
Volcano luging, shark diving.
Volcano luging, shark diving.
Wanting to get back together, Polly's freaking out.
Wanting to get back together, Polly's freaking out.
We cannot help it. It is like love at first sight.
We cannot help it. It is like love at first sight.
We fell in love with these funny little Bolivian mud huts. Hello?
We fell in love with these funny little Bolivian mud huts. Hello?
We had a good time on that picture. You want an autograph?
We had a good time on that picture. You want an autograph?
We have a house! Oh, my God, we have a house!
We have a house! Oh, my God, we have a house!
We went to junior high or middle school or whatever it's called together.
We went to junior high or middle school or whatever it's called together.
We won't be able to insure you.
We won't be able to insure you.
We'll just get up a bit of a sweat. Have a few giggles.
We'll just get up a bit of a sweat. Have a few giggles.
We'll make it work, sport. Great.
We'll make it work, sport. Great.
We're having an early supper. I wanted your father to try new cuisines.
We're having an early supper. I wanted your father to try new cuisines.
We're on our honeymoon. I'm not gonna go without you.
We're on our honeymoon. I'm not gonna go without you.
We're presenting to AFLAC on Wednesday.
We're presenting to AFLAC on Wednesday.
We're putting the finishing touches on the cake. This looks great. Lisa's gonna love it.
We're putting the finishing touches on the cake. This looks great. Lisa's gonna love it.
We're takin'things step by step, seein'how they work out.
We're takin'things step by step, seein'how they work out.
We're totally in love.
We're totally in love.
Well, I can't wait to see it. Hey, did you get the gift I sent you?
Well, I can't wait to see it. Hey, did you get the gift I sent you?
Well, I had no choice. She called me, like, seven times...
Well, I had no choice. She called me, like, seven times...
Well, I know we'd really love to give you a policy if we can make it work.
Well, I know we'd really love to give you a policy if we can make it work.
Well, I'm gonna Psst! I'm gonna ask
Well, I'm gonna Psst! I'm gonna ask
Well, it was a pretty big shock.
Well, it was a pretty big shock.
Well, then, let's let's do it together. Let's go move into our house.
Well, then, let's let's do it together. Let's go move into our house.
Well, up until now, you haven't exactly been the portrait of honesty, so just come clean, okay?
Well, up until now, you haven't exactly been the portrait of honesty, so just come clean, okay?
Well, yeah. I'm just sayin' we're not married. Right.
Well, yeah. I'm just sayin' we're not married. Right.
Well, you have to be like the hippo.
Well, you have to be like the hippo.
Well, you know, your dad seems really nice.
Well, you know, your dad seems really nice.
What about your E.! True Hollywood Story?
What about your E.! True Hollywood Story?
What are you Oh, my God.
What are you Oh, my God.
What are you doin'? I'm I'm gonna have some nuts.
What are you doin'? I'm I'm gonna have some nuts.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? I'm blotting the grease.
What are you doing? I'm blotting the grease.
What are you doing? That's goose down! I'm liberating you.
What are you doing? That's goose down! I'm liberating you.
What are you figuring out, Reuben? Just about us and our future.
What are you figuring out, Reuben? Just about us and our future.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? W Why? Why?
What are you talking about? W Why? Why?
What are you talking about? Where are you going? Where am I going?
What are you talking about? Where are you going? Where am I going?
What did you do to her? Did you mess around with her oxygen tanks or something?
What did you do to her? Did you mess around with her oxygen tanks or something?
What do you mean, dirty dancing?
What do you mean, dirty dancing?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you think is gonna happen? Lisa's gonna come waltzing through that door, saying she made a mistake?
What do you think is gonna happen? Lisa's gonna come waltzing through that door, saying she made a mistake?
What future? Reuben, come on!
What future? Reuben, come on!
What happened to you? Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
What happened to you? Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
What just happened in there? I am a professional, Reuben,
What just happened in there? I am a professional, Reuben,
What kind of guy am I? What do you mean?
What kind of guy am I? What do you mean?
What the hell happened to you? Whoa!
What the hell happened to you? Whoa!
What the hell is this? You remember Dustin and Vic.
What the hell is this? You remember Dustin and Vic.
What was I supposed to do? I moved on. I'm in a relationship.
What was I supposed to do? I moved on. I'm in a relationship.
What was that? I called her to apologize.
What was that? I called her to apologize.
What What is this? I mean, why am I in your computer...
What What is this? I mean, why am I in your computer...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Irritable bowel syndrome.
What? Irritable bowel syndrome.
What? Nothing violent.
What? Nothing violent.
What? W Why? Where is she going? I don't know.
What? W Why? Where is she going? I don't know.
What's next? Polly's career prospects.
What's next? Polly's career prospects.
What's up? Nice.
What's up? Nice.
Whatever you do, don't ever take my advice again.
Whatever you do, don't ever take my advice again.
Whatever. Hey, you know what?
Whatever. Hey, you know what?
When all they gotta do is look at the snack bowl at their local watering hole.
When all they gotta do is look at the snack bowl at their local watering hole.
Which helps me finalize my recommendations.
Which helps me finalize my recommendations.
Which I rented just so she'd go out with me.
Which I rented just so she'd go out with me.
Which is a lot more than I can say for some freak who thinks...
Which is a lot more than I can say for some freak who thinks...
Which is why myself,
Which is why myself,
Who is this young woman?
Who is this young woman?
Who showed me an apartment, which I rentedjust so she'd go out with me.
Who showed me an apartment, which I rentedjust so she'd go out with me.
Who's that? Lisa's mother.
Who's that? Lisa's mother.
Who's this?
Who's this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Maybe...
Whoa! Maybe...
Whoa. Wait a minute. First of all, he's Cuban,
Whoa. Wait a minute. First of all, he's Cuban,
Why are we even doing this?
Why are we even doing this?
Why do you say that?
Why do you say that?
Why don't we just Why don't we just move in together?
Why don't we just Why don't we just move in together?
Why don't you come upstairs and, uh, I'll make you some coffee or tea.
Why don't you come upstairs and, uh, I'll make you some coffee or tea.
Why don't you let go? Move on with your life.
Why don't you let go? Move on with your life.
Why? What's wrong with letting her pick the place?
Why? What's wrong with letting her pick the place?
With a complex individual like yourself.
With a complex individual like yourself.
With the last name Reaper, first name
With the last name Reaper, first name
With these mini lamps you asked for, so now no more fire hazard. Great.
With these mini lamps you asked for, so now no more fire hazard. Great.
With, um, a scuba instructor on the first day of our honeymoon.
With, um, a scuba instructor on the first day of our honeymoon.
Wonsuk is playing Jesus.
Wonsuk is playing Jesus.
Would do that to someone they love?
Would do that to someone they love?
Would you just please keep it Shh.
Would you just please keep it Shh.
Would you like some more bulgogi? Sure.
Would you like some more bulgogi? Sure.
Would you like to go to dinner sometime? Oh.
Would you like to go to dinner sometime? Oh.
Wow. Hi. So how's it goin'?
Wow. Hi. So how's it goin'?
Wow. Okay. Sandy Lyle.
Wow. Okay. Sandy Lyle.
Wow. So, yeah.
Wow. So, yeah.
Yeah, 'cause I just, uh, had a lot to drink, a lot of water. I'll just be a second.
Yeah, 'cause I just, uh, had a lot to drink, a lot of water. I'll just be a second.
Yeah, 50! Whoo!
Yeah, 50! Whoo!
Yeah, after seventh grade. My mom and I, we moved to Michigan.
Yeah, after seventh grade. My mom and I, we moved to Michigan.
Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay?
Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay?
Yeah, but you can just call me Reuben.
Yeah, but you can just call me Reuben.
Yeah, he started one of those high tech, modem scrotum,
Yeah, he started one of those high tech, modem scrotum,
Yeah, I actually think it's not gonna work out,
Yeah, I actually think it's not gonna work out,
Yeah, I did. Thanks.
Yeah, I did. Thanks.
Yeah, I don't like it at all. I have a mild case of I.B.S. and What is that?
Yeah, I don't like it at all. I have a mild case of I.B.S. and What is that?
Yeah, I think I've swallowed a tooth or something.
Yeah, I think I've swallowed a tooth or something.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, I would love to get together. That'd be great.
Yeah, I would love to get together. That'd be great.
Yeah, it's big, but, you know, great.
Yeah, it's big, but, you know, great.
Yeah, it's from Finland, and the salesman said it has a very ergonomic design, so
Yeah, it's from Finland, and the salesman said it has a very ergonomic design, so
Yeah, no, I'm actually not sure. But okay, I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, no, I'm actually not sure. But okay, I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, no, I'm fine. Yeah? All right?
Yeah, no, I'm fine. Yeah? All right?
Yeah, on the plus side,
Yeah, on the plus side,
Yeah, see, I think her lack of career is actually a positive,
Yeah, see, I think her lack of career is actually a positive,
Yeah, so when you think you're innocently eating a little bar snack,
Yeah, so when you think you're innocently eating a little bar snack,
Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of complicated.
Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of complicated.
Yeah, yeah, I do. Hey, do you live around here too?
Yeah, yeah, I do. Hey, do you live around here too?
Yeah, you know what? Uh, you're bleeding pretty bad.
Yeah, you know what? Uh, you're bleeding pretty bad.
Yeah, you know, I'm not really a big dancer. I don't know
Yeah, you know, I'm not really a big dancer. I don't know
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? This Van Lew has a reputation as a cowboy.
Yeah? This Van Lew has a reputation as a cowboy.
Yeah? Yeah, thanks.
Yeah? Yeah, thanks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Doin' all right.
Yeah. Doin' all right.
Yeah. Hey, Sandy, this is Polly Prince. Remember? From middle school? Hey, how you doing?
Yeah. Hey, Sandy, this is Polly Prince. Remember? From middle school? Hey, how you doing?
Yeah. I don't think we'll have a problem with this insurance business.
Yeah. I don't think we'll have a problem with this insurance business.
Yeah. I got a camera crew following me around the next few weeks.
Yeah. I got a camera crew following me around the next few weeks.
Yeah. I keep calling her up, and she won't pick up the phone.
Yeah. I keep calling her up, and she won't pick up the phone.
Yeah. No, I don't. I don't live down here.
Yeah. No, I don't. I don't live down here.
Yeah. Right. Right.
Yeah. Right. Right.
Yeah. So what?
Yeah. So what?
Yeah. You hear that? Well, I got it out. Yeah.
Yeah. You hear that? Well, I got it out. Yeah.
Yes, can I get the number for a Polly Prince, please?
Yes, can I get the number for a Polly Prince, please?
Yes, Feffer to Leland, hello?
Yes, Feffer to Leland, hello?
Yes, it Oh! How?
Yes, it Oh! How?
Yes, it is! It is not the key finder. I'll see you later. Bye.
Yes, it is! It is not the key finder. I'll see you later. Bye.
Yes! No, it's coming back to me now. You left before high school.
Yes! No, it's coming back to me now. You left before high school.
Yes. A man of few words. Yeah.
Yes. A man of few words. Yeah.
Yes. His chicken will go nowhere near the fish.
Yes. His chicken will go nowhere near the fish.
Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi!
Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi!
You are too! I've never met anybody more afraid of committing to anything.
You are too! I've never met anybody more afraid of committing to anything.
You as well.
You as well.
You better not be bonus hunting on me, Reuben. Bonus hunting?
You better not be bonus hunting on me, Reuben. Bonus hunting?
You did this one movie a hundred years ago.
You did this one movie a hundred years ago.
You don't even know this girl, Reuben.
You don't even know this girl, Reuben.
You don't just No, we can't just go I can't
You don't just No, we can't just go I can't
You don't understand what I grew up with.
You don't understand what I grew up with.
You ever hear of a guy named Leland Van Lew?
You ever hear of a guy named Leland Van Lew?
You got my note that Harry Bard at table seven is violently allergic to seafood?
You got my note that Harry Bard at table seven is violently allergic to seafood?
You guys are married. She came back. All right, Polly
You guys are married. She came back. All right, Polly
You guys ready?
You guys ready?
You hated it. No, I don't.
You hated it. No, I don't.
You have to walk around and pour wine. Mm hmm.
You have to walk around and pour wine. Mm hmm.
You haven't seen her since seventh grade.
You haven't seen her since seventh grade.
You just tap her real light right on the tushy and say,
You just tap her real light right on the tushy and say,
You know what? Actually, me no estás too good,Javier.
You know what? Actually, me no estás too good,Javier.
You know what? Actually, we are for scuba.
You know what? Actually, we are for scuba.
You know what? I gotta call you back. Cool.
You know what? I gotta call you back. Cool.
You know what? I really gotta go. I'm late.
You know what? I really gotta go. I'm late.
You know what? I think I'm gonna skip the scuba diving.
You know what? I think I'm gonna skip the scuba diving.
You know what? I think, um
You know what? I think, um
You know what? You think maybe you could put your shirt back on?
You know what? You think maybe you could put your shirt back on?
You know, get my life back on track.
You know, get my life back on track.
You know, I doubt it'll get this far, but if she turns out to be easier than I thought,
You know, I doubt it'll get this far, but if she turns out to be easier than I thought,
You know, it's a little sore.
You know, it's a little sore.
You know, it's no big deal, but it could be fun.
You know, it's no big deal, but it could be fun.
You know, like this one: The Boy with a Nub for an Arm.
You know, like this one: The Boy with a Nub for an Arm.
You know, they really should tell you if they'rejust gonna let komodo dragons run loose around the hotel.
You know, they really should tell you if they'rejust gonna let komodo dragons run loose around the hotel.
You know, to teach kids they gotta be careful when they're playing with fireworks.
You know, to teach kids they gotta be careful when they're playing with fireworks.
You know, whatever. Okay, bye.
You know, whatever. Okay, bye.
You left Rodolfo behind. Does that mean anything to you?
You left Rodolfo behind. Does that mean anything to you?
You love it, right? Yes, I do, but, Reuby
You love it, right? Yes, I do, but, Reuby
You mean you're doing an E.! True Hollywood Story on yourself?
You mean you're doing an E.! True Hollywood Story on yourself?
You screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoon.
You screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoon.
You sure you don't need some more time off?
You sure you don't need some more time off?
You understand?
You understand?
You were always kinda like an old young guy. Yeah, well, it just hasn't happened.
You were always kinda like an old young guy. Yeah, well, it just hasn't happened.
You were funny as hell playing those bagpipes, though.
You were funny as hell playing those bagpipes, though.
You were like the greatest delegate in Model U.N. history.
You were like the greatest delegate in Model U.N. history.
You were next to me Yeah! Polly Prince!
You were next to me Yeah! Polly Prince!
You what?
You what?
You'll come up and be my guest aboard the 'Roo Shooter.
You'll come up and be my guest aboard the 'Roo Shooter.
You're goddamn right I am.
You're goddamn right I am.
You're gonna be fine, Reuben. No, I'm not gonna be fine.
You're gonna be fine, Reuben. No, I'm not gonna be fine.
You're much riskier than Lisa could ever be. Yes.
You're much riskier than Lisa could ever be. Yes.
You're my wife. Man, it feels good to say that!
You're my wife. Man, it feels good to say that!
You're my wife. Man, it feels good to say that.!
You're my wife. Man, it feels good to say that.!
You're not for scuba, Leuban? No, Claude.
You're not for scuba, Leuban? No, Claude.
You're not making myjob any easier, Leland.
You're not making myjob any easier, Leland.
You're on the non plan plan. I am not on a non plan plan!
You're on the non plan plan. I am not on a non plan plan!
You're pretty good at it. You're a natural.
You're pretty good at it. You're a natural.
You're probably right.
You're probably right.
You're Reuben Feffer, right?
You're Reuben Feffer, right?
You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.
You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.
You're the one who told me I should get back together with her. Reuben.
You're the one who told me I should get back together with her. Reuben.
You're the only one who sees them, but you don't sleep on them.
You're the only one who sees them, but you don't sleep on them.
You've been given the gift of freedom. Don't turn your back on that.
You've been given the gift of freedom. Don't turn your back on that.
You've got irritable bowel syndrome, dude.
You've got irritable bowel syndrome, dude.
Your mother called Mr. Indursky and told him what happened.
Your mother called Mr. Indursky and told him what happened.
Your Reuben's proxy? What the hell does that mean?
Your Reuben's proxy? What the hell does that mean?
Your serve.
Your serve.
55, 54, 53, 52, Oh, God!
55, 54, 53, 52, Oh, God!
And don't come back to me when you've changed your mind!
And don't come back to me when you've changed your mind!
Be good. Bye. More wine?
Be good. Bye. More wine?
Cheryl. Hey.
Cheryl. Hey.
Eight? You sure I can't get you a towel or something?
Eight? You sure I can't get you a towel or something?
For who? What do you mean?
For who? What do you mean?
Hey, you mind if I go to the men's room? Please.
Hey, you mind if I go to the men's room? Please.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. This is Javi.
Hey. This is Javi.
Hold on. So we had our designer use a similar color palette in here.
Hold on. So we had our designer use a similar color palette in here.
How are you? I can't believe you're eating Indian. You hate spicy food.
How are you? I can't believe you're eating Indian. You hate spicy food.
I'll see you. See ya.
I'll see you. See ya.
I'm gonna kill you! Reuben.! No, Reuben.!
I'm gonna kill you! Reuben.! No, Reuben.!
I'm sorry to hear that. Ah. That is life, huh?
I'm sorry to hear that. Ah. That is life, huh?
It's just a little tap. It's like saying, Boop, I'm your daddy. I'm not gonna tap her.
It's just a little tap. It's like saying, Boop, I'm your daddy. I'm not gonna tap her.
It's very, uh, big. Yeah, it's pretty good size. It's good size.
It's very, uh, big. Yeah, it's pretty good size. It's good size.
Mazel, mazel.! Good things. You know what, the truth is,
Mazel, mazel.! Good things. You know what, the truth is,
Mm. She's also writing a children's book.
Mm. She's also writing a children's book.
More wine? Sure.
More wine? Sure.
My bathroom's right here. Oh. Okay.
My bathroom's right here. Oh. Okay.
No way, Jose! Yes way, Jose!
No way, Jose! Yes way, Jose!
No, definitely not married. But it's possible. It is possible.
No, definitely not married. But it's possible. It is possible.
Not important. Lisa's Reuben's wife.
Not important. Lisa's Reuben's wife.
Now, who's Lisa? Nah.
Now, who's Lisa? Nah.
Oh, I have always wanted to try it. Yeah?
Oh, I have always wanted to try it. Yeah?
Oh, my God.! Sandy, you okay?
Oh, my God.! Sandy, you okay?
Oh, no. Oh, shit! Aah!
Oh, no. Oh, shit! Aah!
Oh, Reuben. Please don't eat those.
Oh, Reuben. Please don't eat those.
Oh! I'll tell you what.
Oh! I'll tell you what.
Oh! Oh, crap!
Oh! Oh, crap!
Oh. Are we ready for the check? I think I'll take the check.
Oh. Are we ready for the check? I think I'll take the check.
Oh. Can I talk to you for a sec?
Oh. Can I talk to you for a sec?
Ohh! What he's trying to say, Reuben, is that we didn't plan it.
Ohh! What he's trying to say, Reuben, is that we didn't plan it.
Okay, then. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks.
Okay, then. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks.
Polly? J.F.K., please.
Polly? J.F.K., please.
Really? I missed you.
Really? I missed you.
Reuben, I am gay. Hey, I don't care what you What?
Reuben, I am gay. Hey, I don't care what you What?
Sag. Sag. Did you try this?
Sag. Sag. Did you try this?
Sandy, we should get going 'cause They're making an E.! True Hollywood Story on me,
Sandy, we should get going 'cause They're making an E.! True Hollywood Story on me,
selling villas, happy. That's good for her.
selling villas, happy. That's good for her.
She's not? No.! She's daydreaming about having hot, shallow sex with a French nudist.!
She's not? No.! She's daydreaming about having hot, shallow sex with a French nudist.!
She's smiling. I'm a student of acting, Reuben.
She's smiling. I'm a student of acting, Reuben.
Thank you. This party is so boring,
Thank you. This party is so boring,
The best man is in the house! Ohh! Oh!
The best man is in the house! Ohh! Oh!
They're doing the E.! True Hollywood Story on me. Right.
They're doing the E.! True Hollywood Story on me. Right.
Um, I guess not. Yeah. All right, thanks, man.
Um, I guess not. Yeah. All right, thanks, man.
Wait, wait, wait. You hit mattress. Oh, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait. You hit mattress. Oh, yeah.
What the hell are you doing? Those nuts aren't even dirty.
What the hell are you doing? Those nuts aren't even dirty.
What, with that Polly person? Yeah.
What, with that Polly person? Yeah.
What? Check out her expression. She's terrified.
What? Check out her expression. She's terrified.
What? Yeah, on Long Island.
What? Yeah, on Long Island.
Why? Why?
Why? Why?
You have a girlfriend? I'm not your girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend? I'm not your girlfriend.
You're staying on the island with Claude? I'm a little confused right now, Reuben.
You're staying on the island with Claude? I'm a little confused right now, Reuben.
¿Cómo estás? What are you doin' here?
¿Cómo estás? What are you doin' here?
'Cause I bought it.
'Cause I bought it.
'Cause I feel really bad about what happened, and
'Cause I feel really bad about what happened, and
'cause I gotta be out of here in a week.
'cause I gotta be out of here in a week.
'Cause it felt like you just swatted me. No, no, you
'Cause it felt like you just swatted me. No, no, you
'cause she'd have more time to spend with the kids.
'cause she'd have more time to spend with the kids.
# Come on and give me a chance to say #
# Come on and give me a chance to say #
# Don't you mind about the future #
# Don't you mind about the future #
# Don't you try to think ahead # Uh, Sandy?
# Don't you try to think ahead # Uh, Sandy?
# Gettin'down with the sounds around #
# Gettin'down with the sounds around #
# Goddamn right it's a beautiful day #
# Goddamn right it's a beautiful day #
# Got the right of way #
# Got the right of way #
# Oh, the smell of the morning flower#
# Oh, the smell of the morning flower#
# Save tomorrow for tomorrow #
# Save tomorrow for tomorrow #
# Take all the worry out of your mind #
# Take all the worry out of your mind #
# That's my love #
# That's my love #
# They cut through the bone #
# They cut through the bone #
# They make it hard #
# They make it hard #
# To leave you alone #
# To leave you alone #
# To the door ## Polly?
# To the door ## Polly?
# To your heart # #Let my love open the door #
# To your heart # #Let my love open the door #
# Try today,you'll find this way #
# Try today,you'll find this way #
# Uh huh, goddamn right it's a beautiful day #
# Uh huh, goddamn right it's a beautiful day #
# What's the buzz Tell me what's a happenin'#
# What's the buzz Tell me what's a happenin'#
# When tragedy befalls you #
# When tragedy befalls you #
# Why should you want to know #
# Why should you want to know #
# Work it #
# Work it #
# Yeah #
# Yeah #
# Yeah, I've always been this way #
# Yeah, I've always been this way #
# You're so lucky I'm around #
# You're so lucky I'm around #
# Your sorry eyes #
# Your sorry eyes #
#And all of the others must yield #
#And all of the others must yield #
#And I'm in school #
#And I'm in school #
#As we pass away the hours #
#As we pass away the hours #
#Baby,you're a lost #
#Baby,you're a lost #
#Baby,you're a lost cause #
#Baby,you're a lost cause #
#But I'm naked #
#But I'm naked #
#But you can't seem to get enough #
#But you can't seem to get enough #
#Do it again #
#Do it again #
#Do it again Do it #
#Do it again Do it #
#Do it, do it #
#Do it, do it #
#Fighting for a lost cause ##
#Fighting for a lost cause ##
#I can stop you falling apart #
#I can stop you falling apart #
#I have the only key to your heart #
#I have the only key to your heart #
#I'll give you a four leaf clover #
#I'll give you a four leaf clover #
#It's all I'm living for #
#It's all I'm living for #
#It's all I'm living for #
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard
Arnold Schwarzenegger portraying intense emotion, shouting with passion, showcasing his iconic acting style in a classic scene.
MEME Sounds 2024 Ultra
Thought-provoking expression for MEME 2024 Ultra, showcasing cleverness and humor in online culture.
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Moaning Sounds
Woman expressing pleasure, eyes closed, mouth slightly open, conveying moaning sensations in a relaxed environment.
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Donald Trump Soundboard
Donald Trump smiling in front of the American flag, wearing a blue tie and a suit, showcasing a confident demeanor.
Talking Ben Soundboard
Talking Ben, the animated dog with fluffy fur and big eyes, showcases his playful personality and charm in this fun depiction.
MEME Sounds 2023 Ultimate
Confident man with a knowing smile and a finger pointing to his temple, embodying the essence of 2023 meme culture.
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Gachi Sound Pack
Smiling man with a muscular build lying on a bed, showcasing a tattoo and exuding confidence, embodying Gachi Pack charm.
Epic Trolling Sounds
Iconic troll face with exaggerated features, symbolizing epic trolling and internet humor culture.
Ultimate Fart Soundboard
Warning sign featuring a playful icon of a person farting, perfect for adding humor to your 'Ultimate Fart' theme.
MEME Sounds 2023
Confident man with a playful expression, popular in MEME 2023 for its humorous take on common situations and relatable advice.
Goofy Ahh Sounds
Cheerful Goofy character with a big smile against a bright yellow background, embodying the playful spirit of "Goofy Ahh.
Peter Griffin Soundboard
Peter Griffin, the iconic animated character from "Family Guy," smiles in a white shirt against a black background.
Gordon Ramsay Soundboard
Gordon Ramsay smiling confidently in a suit against a blue background, showcasing his iconic style and charismatic presence.
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Ghostface (Scream) TTS Computer AI Voice
Iconic Ghostface mask from the Scream series, features a haunting expression and dark hood, symbolizing horror.
Windows XP Soundboard
Windows XP logo featuring vibrant colors on a blue background, symbolizing nostalgia and legacy in computing history.
Michael Jackson Soundboard
Close-up of Michael Jackson, featuring his iconic hairstyle and striking eyes, showcasing his legendary pop star charisma.
Sonic The Hedgehog Sounds
Sonic the Hedgehog, iconic blue character, smiles and points, showcasing his energetic personality in gaming culture.
Borat Sounds
Borat, a comedic character, smiles with a quirky expression, sporting a mustache and light suit, showcasing his unique style.
Funny Sound Effects
Serene portrait blending a woman's face with vibrant roses, showcasing an artistic and whimsical floral effect.
Street Fighter II Sounds
Iconic characters from Street Fighter II, featuring Chun-Li and other fighters, showcasing classic game art style.
Official Xbox Gamer Girl Soundboard
Happy gamer girl with pink hair and cat ear headphones, holding gaming accessories and winking playfully.
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Anime Soundboard
Cute anime girl in a stylish dress with a pink background, showcasing vibrant purple hair and expressive eyes.
Discord Sounds [Official]
Discord official logo on a blue background, representing the popular communication platform for gamers and communities.
Shrek Soundboard
Shrek smiling joyfully, embodying his lovable ogre persona from the iconic animated movie series.
Dank Sounds ???? ?????
Cheerful green character with a big smile, embodying humor and charm from the world of animated films. Perfect for Dank memes!
Half-Life Soundboard
Character model from Half-Life, featuring a scientist with gray hair, a lab coat, and a striped tie, conveying a retro gaming vibe.
Darth Vader Soundboard: Star Wars
Darth Vader in his iconic black armor, representing the dark side of the Force in Star Wars franchise.
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Herbert The Pervert Old Man Family Guy
Herbert the Pervert, the quirky elderly character from Family Guy, leaning on a walker in his bathrobe outdoors.
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Cristiano Ronaldo TTS Computer AI Voice
Cristiano Ronaldo wearing a Portugal jersey, displaying determination and focus during a football match.
Ninja Fortnite
Ninja Fortnite streamer with blue hair and a red bull headband, focused on gaming in a stylish ergonomic chair.
AMOGUS! Among Us Soundboard
Cute light blue character from AMOGUS! Among Us, featuring a prominent eye and a minimalist design. Perfect for gaming fans.
Space Marine Warhammer 40,000 Soundboard
Skull and sword emblem with wings, symbolizing the Space Marine faction in Warhammer 40,000 universe.
This Is Important Soundboard
Group of four men with intense expressions, showcasing the vibe and energy of "This Is Important" project.
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Sir David Attenborough (V2) TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough smiling, showcasing his timeless charm at a public event promoting nature and wildlife documentaries.
LazarBeam
LazarBeam making a funny face in casual attire, showcasing his playful personality and engaging content style.
R2-D2 Sounds: Star Wars
Close-up of R2-D2, the iconic astromech droid from Star Wars, highlighting its blue and silver details and features.
Super Mario Bros. Sounds
Classic Mario leaps joyfully, showcasing his red outfit and iconic mustache in the Super Mario Bros. universe.
Among Us Soundboard
Red crewmate character from Among Us with a blue visor on a bright yellow background, embodying game’s fun and mystery.
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Gachimuchi Soundboard
Facial expression of a man enthusiastically performing in a Gachimuchi-themed scene with vibrant neon background.
Family Guy Sounds
Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown enjoying drinks in a bar scene from Family Guy, highlighting their quirky friendship.
Pennywise IT Soundboard
Pennywise from IT features menacing gaze, iconic red markings, and eerie smile, capturing the essence of fear.
Cat Sounds
Close-up of a curious tabby cat with striking green eyes and distinctive stripes, showcasing its playful personality.
Michael Scott Soundboard
Michael Scott displays a shocked expression, capturing the humorous moments from "The Office" in his iconic office setting.
Rainbow Six Soundboard
British operator holding a hammer in a tactical outfit, representing resilience in Rainbow Six Siege gameplay.
Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus
Creepy troll face meme with exaggerated grin, embodying the essence of Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus humor. Perfect for memes!
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Earrape Soundboard
Smiling man in a colorful floral shirt, radiating joy, commonly associated with humorous internet memes and earrape culture.
Jack Black Soundboard
Jack Black making a humorous, exaggerated facial expression, showcasing his lively personality and comedic talent.
Lil Jon Soundboard
Lil Jon energetically shouting, wearing oversized sunglasses and grill, showcasing his iconic style and vibrant personality.
Clash Royale Ringtones
Clash Royale characters celebrating, featuring the King, Knight, and Goblin, with playful skeletons in the background.
Red Alert 2 Soundboard
Red Alert 2 game cover featuring a fierce soldier with an eyepatch and Soviet military aesthetics, showcasing strategic warfare.
SMG4 SFX Soundboard #1
SMG4 character in blue attire with iconic mustache and cap, representing a classic video game hero persona.
Tiko Soundboard
Colorful character Tiko, the fish warrior, poses with confidence against a vibrant blue background, showcasing playful gaming aesthetics.
Jojo’s Bizare Adventure Soundboard
Dramatic expression of a character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, showcasing intense emotion and unique art style.
Dr. Phil Soundboard
Dr. Phil McGraw smiling in a suit, known for his insightful advice and television psychology talk show.
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Hentie Sex Ringtones
Anime-style doll with pink hair in a black dress, sitting serenely on a chair, perfect for Hentai enthusiasts and collectors.
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Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Samuel L. Jackson with a charming smile, showcasing his iconic hairstyle and distinctive mustache in a classic black suit.
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Donald Trump (Casual Speech) TTS Computer AI Voice
Donald Trump delivering a casual speech, expressing his views with emphasis and conviction at a public event.
MEME Sounds 2018
Confident man making a clever expression, popular in 2018 meme culture, symbolizing intelligence and wit.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Logo of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' game show, featuring iconic design and vibrant colors, symbolizing wealth and knowledge.
Game Show FX Soundboard
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Windows 10 Sounds
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Big Lez Soundboard
Big Lez character with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a military-style hat, set against a bright blue background.
Lightsaber Sounds: Star Wars
Vibrant red lightsaber held by a character, set against a purple background, showcasing Star Wars themes and excitement.
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Deadpool Soundboard
Deadpool in a red and black costume, wielding weapons, showcasing his signature style and intense demeanor.
Hank Hill Sounds: King Of The Hill - Season 1
Hank Hill from King of the Hill Season 1, wearing glasses, showcasing his iconic serious expression and distinctive hairstyle.
Michael Jackson Grunts & Emotes
Michael Jackson in a striking red jacket, showcasing his iconic style and expressive emotes from his legendary performances.
Dog Sounds
Smiling golden retriever with a joyful expression, showcasing its friendly personality and loveable nature.
Meme Soundboard 2024 Dank Edition
Pepe the Frog in a suit, exuding confidence in the 2024 Dank Meme Edition, perfect for humor enthusiasts.
Meme Soundboard 2023 Ultimate Edition
Intense action scene from "Meme 2023 Ultimate Edition," featuring explosive effects and characters in motion.
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Baldi (Baldi Basics Education And Learning) TTS Computer AI Voice
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning game screen featuring bright colors, interactive buttons to act and run.
TikTok Soundboard
Side-by-side portraits of two glamorous women showcasing TikTok-inspired beauty trends and makeup styles.
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Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) official trailer featuring a dark, mysterious atmosphere and suspenseful elements. Don't miss the thrilling reveal.
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Mortal Kombat Announcer (Netherealm) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mortal Kombat character poised for action, showcasing iconic blue attire and powerful stance in Netherealm universe.
Sus Ringtones
Red character with blue visor against a bright yellow background, representing the popular game Among Us. Classic "Sus" vibe.
TTS Sounds
Robot with a screen displaying a stylized face, showcasing interactive technology and TTS capabilities in modern devices.
Pokimane Soundboard
Pokimane poses playfully with a tongue-out expression, wearing a stylish olive green jacket and gray top, showcasing her vibrant style.
Animals Sound Effects Soundboard
Colorful toy animal figures including lions, tigers, pandas, and elephants, perfect for educational play and awareness of wildlife.
Windows XP Sounds
Windows XP logo with loading progress bar, showcasing the classic operating system's startup interface.
Barack Obama Sounds
Smiling portrait of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, showcasing his charismatic leadership and optimism.
Your Mom
Shrek with a serious expression, showcasing his iconic green face and outfit, embodying humor and charm in animated storytelling.
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call Of Duty
Terrifying Nazi zombie character from Call of Duty, showcasing eerie details and an intense, undead expression.
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, depicted in a gritty style, showcasing his intense expression and readiness for battle.
Undertale Sound Effects
Cute character from "Undertale" showing shy expressions with blushing cheeks, surrounded by a cozy atmosphere.
Starcraft Sounds
StarCraft II logo featuring a mysterious character with glowing eyes, showcasing iconic sci-fi elements in gaming.
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Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.
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Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate posing confidently against a backdrop of shattered glass, showcasing his signature style and tattoos.
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband fan art featuring a half-human, half-skull character with a dark, mysterious aesthetic.
Fe4RLess
Stylized character with futuristic glasses and glowing accents, embodying the bold spirit of Fe4RLess gaming culture.
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Warning sign featuring Postal Dude character from Postal 2, symbolizing chaotic and humorous gameplay elements.
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott grinning on stage, showcasing his signature style with chains, a cap, and sparkling grills in a vibrant performance.
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage sporting a vibrant bandana and sunglasses, showcasing his iconic wrestling persona.
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale Dingle Effect meme featuring a man with a distinctive exaggerated facial expression and unique hairstyle.
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis from Grand Theft Auto V, showcasing his signature cap and intense expression in a dynamic pose.
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Bandit character from STALKER game, wearing a hooded jacket, holding a shotgun, set against a rugged outdoor backdrop.
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Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci in a classic gangster look, showcasing his iconic style and intense expression. Renowned actor and comedian.
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam: On Fire Edition logo featuring vibrant orange basketball and bold red text, capturing retro gaming excitement.
GLaDOS Soundboard
Stylish character with black hair and a confident pose, wearing a dark coat with fur trim. Perfect for fans of edgy design.
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Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang striking a confident pose, showcasing his signature style and charisma in urban hip-hop culture.
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Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull expressing enthusiasm with a wide smile, wearing gold chains against a vibrant backdrop.
Sponge Bob Soundboard
SpongeBob SquarePants with a surprised expression, character from the popular animated series, vibrant yellow sponge.
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis and Butt-Head face each other, showcasing their signature expressions against a vibrant red background. Classic cartoon duo.
The Simpsons Sounds
Homer, Marge, Bart, and Maggie Simpson with their dog, reflecting the iconic family dynamics of "The Simpsons.
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D logo featuring the iconic character against a fiery background with bold typography.
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario from Super Mario 64, soaring with his wing cap, showcases vibrant colors and iconic character design.
Memes 2020
Confused facial expression meme with caption "..BRUHH." capturing the essence of relatable reactions in memes 2020.
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Mandalorian warrior in detailed armor stands ready, showcasing the iconic helmet and rugged style of “The Mandalorian.”
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Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Cheeky monkey making a funny face, trending in Indian memes for 2023, capturing humor and playfulness online.
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Ear Rape Ringtones
Colorful character promoting "Ear Rape," featuring vibrant graphics and playful design, emphasizing quirky humor.
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku with vibrant teal hair, playful expression, and futuristic outfit, showcasing her iconic style and charm.
Funny Soundboard
Playful fluffy dog with closed eyes basking in the sun at a park, exuding a charming and funny personality.
Random Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants with a skeptical expression, showcasing his iconic animated charm and comedic personality.
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird gameplay showing green pipes and a score of 14 against a starry night background. Classic arcade-style charm.
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Explore VCS, a free app similar to OME TV, with no hassle and no limits. Join now for an exciting online experience!
Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
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Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
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Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
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Minions Soundboard
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MrBeast Soundboard
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