A chemistry teacher.
A good friend.
A here today, gone tomorrow kind of fellow.
A little cunnilingus ain't never hurt nobody.
A macho man
About what your father said in there?
After all, Buddy does have a lot of love to give.
After all, men like us can't walk around now, can we?
After sex I rolled over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!
Afternoon, Carla.
Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size.
Ain't nothing wrong with having relations. Don't be ashamed of that.
Ain't that a bitch!
All I'm trying to say is scientific breakthroughs
All right, Professor Love.
All right, Professor, I'll see you then.
All right! Wait, wait, wait. Your mother's so fat,
All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?
Allow me to answer that question
Amazing is my middle name.
And all the kids in the neighborhood say,
And be strokin'
And before you know it, the whole bag is empty.
And can you have someone from janitorial clean up this mess, please?
And crowbar that dough out of Hartley?
And don't have much time to do it in.
And everybody look at it and start laughing.
And flip it around.
And for you and for you.
And get the coagulant serum off the back shelf!
And getting my colon cleansed thoroughly.
And hamsters have a tendency to be fluffier.
And he's a science fan.
And he's considering donating a $10 million grant to this school.
And he's so shy, he didn't even show up.
And here I am, talking your ear off once again about Buddy.
And hollering, and maybe even fire me.
And hope to see you around.
And I can hardly wait
And I don't know why everybody trying to lose weight
And I feel nice
And I just can't hide it
And I know, I know I know, I know
And I promise you, I will not let you down.
And I think you should definitely go out with Buddy Love.
And I wanna give it all to you
And I will not be late
And I'll make you wanna bounce 2 this
And I'm a big fan.
And I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.
And I'm sorry! My car ran out of gas.
And if I hadn't done it, Shelley would be in hamster heaven right now.
And if we're still playing around
And if you move real slow I'll let it go
And it causes unsightly conditions.
And Luther Vandross.
And miss little Ernie's golden years,
And mix up another batch of this blue stuff.
And my lunch blew off the 27th floor.
And she used to fund our science department.
And sometimes when you want something so, so bad,
And strut our respective stuff together.
And that's the side of Buddy I wanted to get to know.
And the kids enjoy it.
And then all of a sudden he runs out of the club.
And we gonna be eating, so I figured
And what components of DNA...
And when I hold you in my arms
And you can do anything.
And you have a date with linoleum.
And, man, what's wrong with that breath? I can smell it over here.
Another honey sitting in my ride
Another lyrical favor from your sexy neighbor
Anticipate a night alone.
Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?
Are found in the skin.
Are genetically predisposed to gaining weight.
Are occurring all the time...
Are you guys... You guys share girls?
Are you snapping on Reggie?
As if I already know you.
As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table.
Asses is big in our family.
At midnight, I don't have to worry about turning into no Klumpkin.
At The Scream would be perfect to discuss it.
Atlanta, bounce 2 this Yeah
Attention. Brought him to your attention.
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
Baby, I'm so excited
Baby, no! She got more extensions than AT·T.
Baby, you still worried
Baby's got a little gas.
Bang!
Be quiet! Don't tell me to be quiet! He drunk!
Because I distinctly remember locking up last night.
Because this equation fundamentally breaks down
Beg your pardon, sir?
Big, small, medium, midgets. You supposed to have all that.
Black man can't go camping?
Blood pressure, 1·0 over 1 10 and still climbing.
Blood pressure, 200 over 140!
Blubber butt!
Bosnia wants to give us money!
Bounce 2 this
Bounce 2 this, bounce 2 this
BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.
BOY 2: Morning. Morning.
Boy, that's just fine
Boy, women be shopping. Women be shopping.
Boy, you got a lot to learn about love
Boys will be boys
Breath smell like shit. Do you smell shit?
Bred from a genetically deficient hereditary line.
Brother, man!
Buddy Love.
Buddy Love.
Buddy, get up.
Buddy, how can I stay mad at you? This is gorgeous!
BUDDY: Now find the rich dummy a seat. it's show time.
BUDDY: That's enough out of you! That's it.
Buddy!
Buddy!
Buddy! Buddy, wait!
Buddy? ls that it, or do you have a last name?
Buddy's who I thought the whole world wanted me to be.
But don't let the gray hair fool you.
But first, a short musical interlude.
But he's dangerous. He almost killed us last night.
But I became desperate and selfish.
But I can't break wind.
But I don't feel comfortable talking to you about that.
But I learned one thing from Buddy.
But I'm going to make sure you never get hired
But it's time to attack black.
But just being happy with yourself.
But maybe you might be holding it in, your excitement,
But on the other hand,
But Professor Klump has a meeting tonight with Harlan Hartley at the Ritz.
But they won't marry you if you're a lesbian.
But this greasy, nasty pork chop,
But when I look in his eyes, I see kindness, I see warmth.
But, Sherman, I owe you a very big apology.
But, sir, I don't know if you should...
By any other college in the state,
By any other college in the state,
By posing another.
Call Dr. Matthews. I'm going to need a lot of help on this one.
Call me Sherman, all right? Sherman.
Can we go to commercial?
Can you wear a white wedding dress, young lady?
Carla, are you ready to go upstairs?
Carla, Buddy's kind of unreliable.
Carla, do you like children? Yes.
Carla, please just listen. Carla!
Carla, where are you from?
Carla, will you please just listen to me?
CARLA: Sherman?
CARLA: So you altered her genes?
Carla! That's strike three, damn it!
Carla.
Carla. Oh.
Case in point, this woman is suffering from what I like to call Jell O arms.
Case in point:
Cellular destabilization due to arrive in exactly three,
Chemically... Chemistry.
Chemistry sure is important to have...chemistry...
Chicago.
Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.
Cletus, come clean this garbage up!
Cletus, shut up, please!
Cletus, shut up, please!
Cletus, take this bowl. it's hot.
Cletus, the dog's ripped open the garbage again!
Cletus!
Cletus! Don't you dare say that about Mama.
Cletus! You do have a big ass.
Close. Very close. But wrong.
Come and get it, come and get it, come and get it
Come and get your A
Come around and pay their respects.
Come on back to the party, Sherman, because Carla doesn't want you.
Come on over here.
Come on, Cletus. Come on. Come on, Cletus.
Come on, Cletus. Come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.
Come on, come on, come on. Right there.
Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.
Come on, now
Come on! Come on, Cletus. No.
Come on! Five!
Come on! Help me burn this stuff up!
Come on! Here we go!
Come on. Come on, Cletus!
Comfy?
Daddy, all the calories in the chicken
Damn, Daddy. You got to clean them yourself!
Damn!
Dean Richmond! Oh, hello, sir.
Did he say why he didn't call me and let me know he was all right?
Did you have a party last night?
Didn't you hear me when I say, Hey?
Disappear forever!
Do I know you?
Do I look excited, Klump?
Do un do un doo doo. Reggie?
Do you know how I know?
Do you know me?
Do you know what you did last night? You had the time of your life.
Do you know who Louise Vindovik is?
Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states
Do you realize there's a gene in your DNA
Do you think you can do Klump's job
Doesn't seem like you do.
Don't break gas and destroy our meal.
Don't hurt me now!
Don't nobody want to hear your flatulence, Cletus Klump.
Don't want to get your boogers on my fingers.
Don't worry about me. I'm just fine.
Don't you think Mr. Hartley would like to know what that means in lay terms?
Don't you walk away from me, God damn it!
Don't you worry about Buddy.
Especially two young people.
Ever.
Every night, if a nice gentleman bring me flowers and candy,
Every time he goes to Sea World, they pay him!
Every time we get depressed, we eat and eat and eat.
Every time we have a meal, you break gas.
Every time you turn it on
Everybody looking all anorexic,
Everybody wants to be the same size,
Everyone has a nice ass at this table.
Everything's getting real dark! Oh! I feel real jiggly!
Eviction notice? Violation of noise ordinance?
Exactly my point.
Excellent.
Excuse me, brother.
Excuse me, have a pleasant evening. Bye, bye!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm gonna go to the rest room.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry about that.
Extra crispy!
Fabulous!
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Featherweight!
Finger food? I got a finger for them.
First time we had to use one of these without an accident.
Flattered that you've been following my work
For a new girl to get out, meet some people.
For bringing that upside down cake for him. He ate every crumb of it.
For nearly swallowing a gerbil.
For the shit you did just last night?
For years you've single handedly alienated
Friday night at 8:··
Friday night at 8:00.
Friday night at 8:00.
Friday night. Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday night.
Friday night's perfect. The best night of the week.
Friday, Friday, Friday.
Friday, the Ritz, dinner, 8:00 sharp.
Gerbils are more streamlined
Get all the phlegm and mucus down. That's disgusting.
Get back in there!
Get it? Equator?
Get that crash cart here stat!
Get things straight with Miss Purty,
Getting together and having a good time.
GIRL 1 : Hey, Professor! Good morning.
Give it up!
Give it up!
Give me some sugar.
Give the ****** a chance.
Go on, fart! I hope your asshole fall out...
God damn it, I messed up my pants.
Gonna be a pop quiz on Wednesday.
Gonna get the hell out of here in a second. it's okay.
Good bye, Buddy Love. Hello, Megashake.
Good morning. Good morning, class.
Good night, Miss Purty.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good to see you, Son.
Good. Follow me.
Good. I'll tend to Shelley.
Got a date.
Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.
Got those childbearing hips.
Got to keep on trying. Got to keep on pushing.
Got to put his belt on with a boomerang.
Got you! You gonna eat that?
Gotta come from a lot of hard work and exercise and plenty of these.
GRANDMA: Get your lazy ass up.
GRANDMA: I hope you got a strong back.
GRANDMA: No, no, hold it.
GRANDMA: You lazy mother...
Great, great, great Great, great, great
GROUP: Whoo!
Guess who's back in the house.
Harlan, it's an outrage.
Harlan. Well, Richmond.
Hartley is the last rich alumnus we've got.
HARTLEY: Will you shut up!
Hartley. Damn it. And where the hell is Buddy Love?
Have a good day.
Have a seat. Oh, are these girls with you?
Have I mentioned we also have a terrific English Department?
Have you noticed that Sherman's been acting kind of strange lately?
Have you seen him today?
Have you seen Professor Klump? He's 40 minutes late.
Have you seen Sherman?
He asked me out, and he said it was your idea.
He beat up a grown man.
He go outside with a red shirt on,
He got a big announcement to make.
He has some allergic reaction.
He hasn't been misbehaving, has he?
He look like King Kong with titties.
He made you beautiful inside and out.
He must be on that new diet, Slim Slow.
He needs tweezers to take a piss!
He put ice on it and the swelling came down.
He talked to me first.
He told me that his lip swelled up,
He told me to tell you personally, please thank your wife Claire
He took all the credit for your research.
He wants to hear your grant proposal personally.
He was mean last night. lt was so unlike you.
He'll be here, the formula works, and you have the check.
He's a brilliant scientist and a gentleman as well.
He's an egotistical pig, and I wish I never met him.
He's brilliant.
He's fine.
He's getting fatter. We can't stop it.
He's gonna blow!
He's gonna explode!
He's kind of what you call
He's late for a meeting. Fill in for him.
He's never brought a girl home.
He's offering that tiny trinket that could save your entire research program.
He's quite a character, huh?
He's so strong.
He's too shy for something like that. He hates parties.
He's very handsome and athletic.
He's who I thought I wanted to be.
Hear me out. I am sorry!
Hello, Jason.
Hello, Miss Purty.
Hello, Shelley.
Her ass is so nice, don't you agree? She's worked so hard.
Her entire molecular structure has been realigned.
Here she goes. Y'all better cover your plates.
Here's an idea.
Here's the menu.
Hey, buddy, what the hell happened here?
Hey, chunky drawers! Hey, tank ass!
Hey, everyone, run for the hills! it's Fat zilla!
Hey, hey, get off the stage, man. You ain't in show business.
Hey, hey. Let's just have a meal together.
Hey, I'm the one with the gluteus minimus.
Hey, look at this white dude right here.
Hey, moneybags, you want a demonstration?
Hey, Professor Klump is here? Yeah.
Hey, Reggie! it's good!
Hey, thanks a lot, man. Thank you so much.
Hey, this is the last of it, Professor.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Kool Aid!
Hey! That's strike two.
Hey... Where you going? What's your problem?
Hi, Sherman.
Hi. I'm Carla Purty.
Hold on a minute. Let me go deal with my girl.
Homework
Homework
Homework
Honestly, yes.
Horace, good to see you. The jitterbug contest just started.
How about now? You recognize me?
How are you doing today?
How are you today, my little powder puff?
How are you?
How can I help you?
How did it happen? Was it an accident?
How's Friday?
How's that?
I admit it.
I ain't come to pay no $100 ticket to suffer this alone.
I ain't gonna be picking up your big ass all night, Anna. Shit.
I ain't gonna pay for everybody flying to no Chicago!
I ain't no easy win, ******.
I ain't paid no $100 ticket for no finger food.
I am so hungry. Hey, don't let the tears fool you.
I am the stair master!
I am thin! I am thin. Hey, man, where's the apple pie?
I am, however, going to kill you professionally.
I assure you he has no affiliation with this school.
I assure you it is not what it appears to be!
I be strokin'
I been to parties across the USA
I bet you have on a thong made of licorice, don't you?
I can go all night.
I can relate.
I can tell
I can't believe I'm so thin. I am thin. You ever feel thin?
I can't eat this. This stuff is too tiny.
I can't get full off this mess!
I can't take this shit no more.
I can't wait for Sherman to bring me home some grandbabies.
I cannot believe I came over here feeling sorry for you.
I cannot let you do this anymore!
I come over to see how things were going with you and Buddy.
I could go down to Subway, get me a sandwich for $3.
I could talk to you about you and l, for a second.
I did not say anything about breaking gas!
I didn't mean to interrupt.
I didn't say nothing about putting a hose up nobody's ass...
I didn't think you'd have me.
I didn't think you'd have me.
I do know Sherman's work. ln fact, I am Sherman's work.
I don't care what diet you go on.
I don't even know if he's all right.
I don't even know your name.
I don't know that fool.
I don't know that fool.
I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.
I don't know why this is happening tonight.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'm trying to sound extra intelligent.
I don't mean that as a euphemism. I mean, I'm gonna literally kill you.
I don't mean that as a euphemism. I'm going to literally kill you.
I don't think Sherman will be coming tonight.
I don't think that's going to be a problem.
I don't think there's anything wrong with two young people
I don't wanna hear it. Shut up, please!
I don't wanna hear this shit while I'm eating.
I don't want no potatoes.
I don't want to share you with these people. I want to eat, alone, quiet.
I feel bad what happened at the club the other night.
I feel nice
I feel nice
I felt you percolating.
I give you Professor Buddy Love.
I got a big ass. Your mama got a big ass.
I got it! Hurry, Jason!
I got it! We don't have much time. Let's move!
I got my own self hot telling that story.
I gotta go to the drugstore and get some Benadryl and Kaopectate.
I gotta pay a $100 ticket for finger food?
I guess I was next on the list.
I guess not.
I guess you're right, Jason. I never have behaved like this before.
I had to give myself the Heimlich.
I had two titties. Now I have six. That's multiplication.
I hate this guy. I hate this guy. He is so obnoxious.
I hate to admit it, but you're absolutely right.
I have a case of infatuation of sorts with Miss Purty.
I have a check in my pocket for $10 million.
I have a check in my pocket for $10 million.
I have an appointment with love! Good night, hamster boy!
I have Chanel lipstick on my lips. An allergic reaction.
I have cheekbones! Yes! Look at my chest.
I have never seen anyone eat so much.
I haven't really messed myself.
I hope I haven't ruined everybody's evening.
I hope you fart till your asshole falls out.
I hope your ass turn into a frog.
I insisted that Buddy Love speak to Harlan Hartley.
I just got way ahead of myself.
I just had to come over and introduce myself.
I just want to spend some time with you, by ourselves.
I knew it! See, Cletus? I told you.
I knew Sherman was gonna go soft on me.
I knew that I would now
I knew that I would now
I know a wonderful minister.
I know I want you
I know it looks good, and some of y'all like pork chops,
I know that I can do no wrong
I know what healthy is.
I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.
I know what wonder tonic you had.
I know why he like that, 'cause he drunk.
I know you won't.
I know you're going to be there and you're going to be great.
I know, I know, I know, I know
I learned that life is not about
I like Geraldo.
I locked these cages,
I looked your address up in the faculty directory. I hope you don't mind.
I lost 300 pounds in 30 seconds!
I lost ten pounds in two weeks. Thanks, Megashake.
I made a fart last week.
I mean, I messed my shirt up.
I mean, on the outside, he seems so cocky and brash.
I must've grazed the switch.
I only wish Professor Klump was here to have seen it.
I said, What's up?
I see. You sure she didn't die?
I seem to have messed myself.
I seen Oprah on Hard Copy last week.
I set up a meeting with him.
I should've never encouraged you to go out with Buddy.
I smell shit.
I still got my wedding dress. lf you want it, I'll take it in.
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to...
I tell you it'll make you wanna bounce 2 this
I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa!
I think it's wonderful, all the precious little finger foods.
I think they got the wrong idea about things.
I thought it just was... I thought a colonic was a massage.
I thought you might need this.
I thought you was gonna get angry and start screaming
I tried to be peaceful, but now it's time for Reggie
I waited all day long
I want him prepped and ready immediately. Yes, Doctor.
I want to squeeze you, tease you
I wanted to help people.
I was looking for Professor Klump.
I was trying to see how the students would respond to a teacher less environment.
I was wondering if
I was wondering if he was all right after everything
I was wondering if one night if,
I was wondering what you were doing later,
I was working on a skysc****r in Chicago once,
I was,
I was...
I wasn't gonna say nothing 'cause I like black people.
I wish I knew.
I would like to volunteer
I would never disrespect you. I'm a puppy dog.
I'm a grad student.
I'm a pony!
I'm a tooth chipper.
I'm always telling the man,
I'm an A cup. I don't need a bra anymore.
I'm divorced, and my daughter is in rehab.
I'm fine with that.
I'm fine. Why you looking for me?
I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.
I'm getting out of here!
I'm giving him the grant. What?
I'm going to have an aneurysm.
I'm going to set up a meeting with Harlan Hartley...
I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply
I'm going to that alumni ball tonight, and I'm gonna reclaim my life.
I'm gonna be at the Ritz tonight, but it will not be in the interest of science.
I'm gonna come on with it. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna strangle you and cut off your air supply until you pass away!
I'm him. I'm he.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Your table's upstairs.
I'm not driving over to Chicago.
I'm not sure if I'm reading them correctly.
I'm not talking about using exercise or diet.
I'm not. I'm leaving.
I'm Sherman Klump.
I'm Sherman's confidante.
I'm so excited
I'm so sorry if I seemed distant tonight.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I want the world to know that I was late!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Perhaps you need the money more than I thought...
I'm sorry. You're so funny.
I'm talking about by taking a simple solution
I'm talking to you from deep down inside Buddy Love.
I'm teaching my first chemistry class across the hall.
I'm terribly sorry about all this.
I'm thin! I'm thin, I'm thin.
I'm thinking about getting me an appointment
I'm trying to watch Roseanne!
I'm watching TV!
If you not doing anything for dinner,
In the first place!
In your textbooks on genetics.
Instead of just being mine?
Is that all you gonna eat?
Is there's a right time and place for everything.
Is your ass through the seat of your pants.
It's almost like we don't see your ass no more.
IV rig coming in.
JAMES BROWN: (SINGING) Watch me
JAMES BROWN: (SINGING) Whoa, I feel good
Jason, I have such a bad hangover, I honestly do not remember.
Jason, we have seen the last of Buddy Love.
Jason, you have no idea what it feels like to be Buddy Love.
JASON: (SCREAMING) Oh, my God!
JASON: Professor,
JASON: Professor,
JASON: Professor, what did you do last night?
Jenny Jones, Marilyn Kagan,
Join me for dinner. Buddy Love.
JORDAN: (SINGING) With a different type of swing, you know
Just before you said But, sir right there?
Just tell me what night.
Just to hold you in my arms
Just wanting and wanting and wanting!
Keep insulting me.
Keep those legs crossed.
Klump! Are you listening?
Klump? That fraud, that hack, that no talent.
L'd love to.
L'd love to.
L'd throw him in the river with a Buick tied to his neck.
L'll beg you in front of all these people.
L'll break it down for the rich dummies in the room. Listen up.
L'll find him for you.
L'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.
L'll have enough cellular stability
L'll just have to forget about him. I'll see you later.
L'll let you know how to handle it,
L'll remind you we are in the vanguard of research.
L'll see you Friday night. We'll go to The Scream.
L'll see you tonight. Don't be late! Excuse me!
L'll tell you this, Jason.
L'll toss this between the crack of your ass.
L've been looking for you all morning. Are you okay?
L've been nursemaiding Hartley for three hours,
L've been real busy, Ernie.
L've been to other countries and I heard those people say
L've followed your work for many years,
L've forgotten about that. You forget, too.
L've got something that makes me wanna shout
L've got to be
L've got to be
L've got to be a macho
L've got to be a macho
L've got to be a macho man
L've got to go be brilliant. Look at your fine self.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, for my final demonstration...
Ladies and gentlemen, Reggie has left the building.
Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to Sherman Klump!
Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.
Ladies, help me sing it
LANCE AND AUDIENCE: Yes, I can!
LANCE AND AUDIENCE: Yes, I can!
LANCE: (ON TV) You're not pathetic!
LANCE: Say it again.
Last night I was only trying to help,
Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.
Learn a little every day
Lesbians is cool.
Let go of my hand, you fat mother...
Let go. That was pretty.
Let me get the room key.
Let me give you what you been waiting for
Let's do this!
Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass
Let's get excited
Let's get to know each other man to man.
Let's give a big round of applause for the woman with the nice ass.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's move it. You know the routine.
Let's see what I got in the house tonight.
Letterman, Leno.
Lf anything goes wrong for any reason, I'm going to kill you.
Lf I drink 500 milliliters of formula,
Lf I drink half now and half later, that's safe.
Lf I drink it all at once, yes.
Lf I had one now...bang.
Lf I say, look at Reggie's gums and teeth.
Lf I'm gonna change my life, it's not gonna come from some magic drink.
Lf it was for the grant, the data with Shelley was already so compelling.
Lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!
Lf you don't mind, I have a date at the alumni ball,
Lf you eat nasty stuff like this...
Lf you give me a moment, I believe I can try to explain.
Lf you planned on going out to get something anyway,
Lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!
Lf you're receiving this message, that means you went and plumped back up
Like I said, there's a right time and place for everything.
Like I was saying, everybody, where there's a will, there's a way.
Like sugar and spice
Like sugar and spice
Like that Oprah Winfrey.
Like you pick somebody in the room and say, Look at your foot,
Lilo, Peabo, Lou Rawls, Teddy Pendergrass. Teddy P.
Listen to me closely. Go in the back room while I'm holding him
Listen, you pompous butt kisser.
Ln '95 we did it
Ln fact, I know you're going to be perfect.
Ln fact, we tried to have a party for Sherman when he was 1· years old
Ln my day, Sherman,
Ln the end we know so little of each other, hmm?
Ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!
Lnitially, l... I requested a Yugo, and this is all they had...
Lnner city schools have better computers than we do.
Look at everybody sleeping because of y'all! it's show time!
Look at this. Look at this.
Look at your little purple dress.
Look like a hair full of curly fries.
Look out, David Copperfield. I'm about to make a 400 pound fat man
Look what I'm doing, Wilbur. Look at me!
Look, that comic tonight, he was...
Look. That's all muscle.
Look. Them dogs done tore up my garbage.
Lost all that weight, looking all ashy.
Love you, Mama. Love you too, baby.
Love?
Ls Professor Klump here?
Ls that a test tube in my pocket? Or am I just happy to see you?
Ls that what you did? Shame on you, Sherman!
Ls this the nice ass section?
Lsn't that like Sherman to hog all the credit?
Lsn't that something?
Lt ain't but a short walk. Come on over.
Lt is true.
Lt smelled so bad it had a chain hanging from it.
Lt was my idea to go to The Scream.
Lt'd be a lot simpler than transforming into...
Lt'll be a scream at The Scream.
Lt's a date.
Lt's a full moon tonight!
Lt's a matter of recombinant ribonucleic acids
Lt's a school rule
Lt's about Buddy.
Lt's actually reconstructed Shelley's DNA.
Lt's actually very exciting.
Lt's all good!
Lt's all right
Lt's an outrage that his brilliance
Lt's Friday night, and I feel all right
Lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!
Lt's not like that.
Lt's not like that. We're colleagues.
Lt's nothing to be ashamed of.
Lt's show time, everybody!
Lt's so nice
Lt's so nice
Lt's so nice
Lt's so nice
Lt's strange that a man as intelligent as Sherman has no confidence whatsoever.
Lt's time we take Nestea... Plunge!
Lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!
Lt's your teeth, Reggie.
Lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
Lt's... it's a complete metabolic transformation.
Luck has nothing to do with it.
Macho, macho man
Macho, macho man Macho man
Macho! Macho! Oh!
Make you wave your hands from side to side
Makes me sick sometimes to think...
Makes the...table look more festive,
Mama, have some water.
Mama, you gonna embarrass my baby.
